Speaker 1: Hi Scott, Hi Andy. Two weeks two ball chats. Wow,
Speaker 1: welcome to ball Chat.
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: I love that. What a fun theme, so fun, so fun. Yes,
Speaker 1: welcome to bowl Chat, big podcast. Where I sit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what makes it different. Scotty sits in this.
Speaker 1: It does. It calms me down.
Speaker 2: We don't have any webcams yet, but maybe next week's
Speaker 2: I'll send Scott a link and he can order it
Speaker 2: for thirty dollars off Amazon. It's shoots in four K two.
Speaker 1: Ooh yeah, that'll show all my blemishes. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: this patch, so we'll have to start wearing makeup. Yeah
Speaker 1: on bowl Chat. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: The fans will request it. They want to see a
Speaker 2: high production value.
Speaker 1: All right, no problem. Oh excuse me one moment. I
Speaker 1: have to light a match.
Speaker 2: I'm oh, yes, of course. Can you light my candle
Speaker 2: this time? Would you light my candle?
Speaker 1: I keep opening?
Speaker 2: Isn't that a song?
Speaker 1: Light my fire? Is right?
Speaker 2: I always thought that there was like a song about
Speaker 2: a candle.
Speaker 1: Are we going to set up the smoke alarms one day?
Speaker 1: Let's see where's yours?
Speaker 2: I have it?
Speaker 1: No, I lit one of yours already. Oh, this is it? Huh,
Speaker 1: my finger's going to go on fire. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: So sorry?
Speaker 1: No, don't? Ah?
Speaker 2: Well chat, the show goes on and on.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Andy, why don't you talk about the candles while
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to set my finger on fire? Okay,
Speaker 1: so these are new candles, not anymore? Okay, well, this
Speaker 1: is your last week to buy them. Wax cabin coat,
Speaker 1: candle coat. Okay, sorry, you.
Speaker 2: Get into Serial KILLERSPC dot com to get your frosty
Speaker 2: and flaky or cinnamon hot bun candle. Now use the
Speaker 2: code cereal at checkout. You'll get two dollars off in
Speaker 2: any order over seventy dollars you get free shipping. Wax
Speaker 2: cabin candles are so good.
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: What wax cabin can are so good? They smell great.
Speaker 2: I personally prefer mine because it's very woodsy, and I
Speaker 2: enjoy it.
Speaker 1: It's cinnamony. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Yeah, woodsy. I associate cinnamon with the woods.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like the owl.
Speaker 2: Huh, like the owl a cinnamon owl.
Speaker 1: Give a hoot, Andy, don't pollute. That was woodsy owl.
Speaker 2: I don't know his name. Wood So, yeah, this is mine.
Speaker 2: Smells so good, big fan. Yeah, Waxcabincandlesco dot com to
Speaker 2: get yours or Serial KILLERSPC dot com will link you
Speaker 2: right over.
Speaker 1: And I think you only have until the end of
Speaker 1: this weekend. I'm guessing like Sunday night at eleven fifty
Speaker 1: nine pm your SOL sales over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so go get yours now. We appreciate you guys
Speaker 2: so much and thank you for buying the candles. Make
Speaker 2: sure you tag us who knows. Maybe Scotty will send
Speaker 2: you like a thing from the vaults.
Speaker 1: I'll send you an open box of cereal. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you send us a picture of your open box, it'll happen. Huh.
Speaker 2: If you send us a picture of your candle, yeah,
Speaker 2: that your receipt.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, Please don't do this, Andrew,
Speaker 1: do you know what a nightmare this is going to
Speaker 1: be for us. I don't want to see people's receipts.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see how much money they've spent
Speaker 1: on things. I would love to see them doing this.
Speaker 1: That would be a fun picture. And if you're only
Speaker 1: listening and not watching, that was me sniffing the candle
Speaker 1: and almost burning my nose hair again. But I burnt
Speaker 1: it last week, so I don't have any left. Your
Speaker 1: nose hair is very important by the way. It al catches things. Yes,
Speaker 1: so that way you don't breathe in bugs and bad
Speaker 1: dusty shave. Though sometimes I can't stick that thing in
Speaker 1: my nose.
Speaker 2: I can. I try it such a satisfying feeling.
Speaker 1: It vibrates my brain and I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: try so now I just take a little scissor up
Speaker 1: there and try not to cut the inside of my nose.
Speaker 2: Do you cut your ear hair?
Speaker 1: Uh? You know it's weird.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: First of all, the answer is no, because it doesn't
Speaker 1: grow When I'm an old man, it's going to grow
Speaker 1: out like this, because that's what happens to old men.
Speaker 2: I started getting some random black hairs coming out of
Speaker 2: my ears, and I'm like, what am I seventy five?
Speaker 1: I have one random black hair, No, not black, but
Speaker 1: I have one random hair on either side. It's it's
Speaker 1: not in my ear, it's on the outer lobe. Like
Speaker 1: I'm hurting it right now, look bad? Can you see?
Speaker 1: I'm pulling it and I have to cut it every once.
Speaker 2: In a while. Yeah, that hurts.
Speaker 1: It's weird. You get hair in weird places. Yeah, just randomly.
Speaker 1: After like, however, many years of life that you've never
Speaker 1: had it there before, all of a sudden, you're like,
Speaker 1: where the hell did that hair come from?
Speaker 2: Well, they say that happens to your body, like every
Speaker 2: what is it seven years or something, it's supposed to
Speaker 2: like change, Like you could be allergic to certain things
Speaker 2: and then not allergic to certain things. Yeah, like I
Speaker 2: am less allergic to apples now still am, but.
Speaker 1: Your throat closes up right, Yeah, it does certain your
Speaker 1: disgusting cereals. Yeah. Well it's funny because when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, my mom took me to an allergist mm hm,
Speaker 1: and I was allergic to literally hundreds of things, hundreds.
Speaker 1: There was a list, there was a dot matrix print out.
Speaker 1: I remember sitting in the waiting room and hearing neat
Speaker 1: Nat made me that's what a dot matrix printer sounded like,
Speaker 1: you know, with the rollers and the holes on the side,
Speaker 1: and it wouldn't stop, And there were like two hundred things.
Speaker 1: It was like chocolate, cinnamon, and it was just it
Speaker 1: was all these things. And I remember after that, we
Speaker 1: took the list and went to the health food store
Speaker 1: and spent stupid money on dumb things that didn't have
Speaker 1: these things in it, just.
Speaker 2: The organic section like in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 1: I wasn't in It wasn't in the seventies, you idiot.
Speaker 1: It was in the late eighties, the mid to late eighties.
Speaker 1: The organic section, like in the air it was. They
Speaker 1: didn't have organic sections in the supermarket. You had to
Speaker 1: literally go to a health food store. It was a
Speaker 1: health food store. I guess it would be like a
Speaker 1: really scaled down whole Foods. Yeah, you know. And the
Speaker 1: only thing that I really remember is carib. I had
Speaker 1: to have carib chips instead of chocolate chips.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so sad.
Speaker 1: My internet connection is unstable, Andy, Yeah, you're fine on
Speaker 1: my end, Oh okay. And so like I would sweeten
Speaker 1: things with honey and I would eat carib chips, and
Speaker 1: after a couple of weeks, I was like, this is
Speaker 1: so dumb. I'm not allergic to anything. I had chocolate
Speaker 1: chips three weeks ago. Nothing happened. So I just had
Speaker 1: screw it all and just went back to eating everything.
Speaker 1: And that's why I'm a big jerk today. I guess right,
Speaker 1: you said it, not me. Yeah, So what else, Andy,
Speaker 1: I'm aligious to grass well, I mean that's that's a
Speaker 1: seasonal allergy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not great. But my allergies this year were terrible.
Speaker 1: But I mean there are people that are allergic to
Speaker 1: things that if they get near them or touch them
Speaker 1: or ingest them or any Oh my friend Monica, she
Speaker 1: cannot eat die in the same room as a peanut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is that severe where she can literally like detect
Speaker 1: the peanut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Allergies are insane, especially like really bad allergies like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see mine where bs allergies, those are real. That's like
Speaker 1: the real deal. That's actually being allergic to something.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you have a skin problem like I did,
Speaker 2: because I have what is it called dermographia.
Speaker 1: You have all these things with big names.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like writable skin. So if I like scratch myself.
Speaker 1: Right now, you can write on yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can like write my name. If you have
Speaker 2: like a pin, I could like write my name and
Speaker 2: then it'll the skin will raise up and it'll stay
Speaker 2: like my name.
Speaker 1: Well that's because it's irritated. That would probably happen to anybody.
Speaker 2: Not true, No, dere mcgraphy is the skin condition. So
Speaker 2: what wound up happening was I got my allergy test
Speaker 2: and it looks like I was alerted to everything.
Speaker 1: Oh they poke you with those things? Yes, yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: you're delayed like a half a second. It's so annoying you're.
Speaker 2: Delayed a half second on mine. It's because you're using
Speaker 2: an older computer.
Speaker 1: M I forgot my laptop.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You have the past like seven episodes.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I edit them so I know what's
Speaker 1: going on. Maybe the next episode will actually have the
Speaker 1: cool cameras.
Speaker 2: I have mine, and I'm unpacking my apartment next week,
Speaker 2: so I'm good.
Speaker 1: Send me the link. I'll get it, and then hopefully
Speaker 1: for our next episode, we'll be in four D. Okay, K.
Speaker 1: Four D would be smellovision. You're right, I meant K.
Speaker 2: I'm imagine if we could do it with smellovision and
Speaker 2: send out little cards to people and they could scratch
Speaker 2: them and smell them.
Speaker 1: That would be cool, and that would be done that
Speaker 1: with TV shows and movies.
Speaker 2: Rugrats Go Wild.
Speaker 1: I saw the premiere of that because my friend's aunt
Speaker 1: worked for Spike, which was owned by Viacom at the time,
Speaker 1: which owned Rugrats, and we got to go see the
Speaker 1: premiere of that movie. This is very calming. Yeah, very calm.
Speaker 2: I think we Oh gosh, we need to have candles
Speaker 2: while we do the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I definitely just burn my nose hair
Speaker 1: again because I smell burnt hair up in my head. Now, wait,
Speaker 1: damn it, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: You should tell ghost stories?
Speaker 1: Turn the lights. Turn the lights no, because now the
Speaker 1: camera's awful.
Speaker 2: You know anything, Let's tell ghost stories.
Speaker 1: Please turn the lights back on.
Speaker 2: Tell a ghost story.
Speaker 1: Andrew is here, it's a ghost story. Please turn the
Speaker 1: lights back on. It's so mean. Please, I know the
Speaker 1: lights are so stupid. Now look up right, it is
Speaker 1: you can talk.
Speaker 2: Did you like me being in here last week with
Speaker 2: you for the twenty fifth anniversary show We're sorry two
Speaker 2: weeks ago?
Speaker 1: That was kind of cool? Yeah, I did. It was nice,
Speaker 1: you know what, it was a little bit overwhelming. It
Speaker 1: was nice to have everybody here because for a year
Speaker 1: and however many months, it's just been three of us
Speaker 1: in here, and all of a sudden, there's twenty of
Speaker 1: us in here. So I feel like people need to
Speaker 1: come back to things. Gradually. I need to start now,
Speaker 1: but gradually, like four people, then five, then six, then seven,
Speaker 1: you know, over weeks, and I think then people will
Speaker 1: get used to things again, because it was like, hello,
Speaker 1: you guys are all in our space right now, and
Speaker 1: it's just kind. Oh my god, my nose hair is
Speaker 1: burnt and it stinks and I can't get rid of
Speaker 1: it because it's in my nose. What the hell?
Speaker 2: Get some of the wax on the candle and put
Speaker 2: on the inside of your nose.
Speaker 1: No. Oh, can we talk about something? Yeah? Can we
Speaker 1: talk about discontinued products? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love discontinued.
Speaker 1: Because another one of our favorite products is discontinued. Amy
Speaker 1: and I have been having this problem for our entire relationship.
Speaker 1: The first, the very first thing that I remember blist decks,
Speaker 1: simple blist decks. You know, the lip stuff. Don't call
Speaker 1: it chapstick because that's a brand name, but it's bliss cks,
Speaker 1: it's lip bomb. And they had one that had a
Speaker 1: flip cap. Nothing really crazy about it, but it was
Speaker 1: a flip cap. You didn't pull it off, and it
Speaker 1: was vanilla e kind of flavor was in a blue
Speaker 1: thing and they stopped making it. I started raging. The
Speaker 1: next thing was Mented. Then do you remember mented and toothpaste?
Speaker 1: You might have been a little bit too young.
Speaker 2: Was that for dentures?
Speaker 1: Oh it wasn't for dentures, that's polydent or polygrip, but no,
Speaker 1: it was. It came in a white container like this,
Speaker 1: and you pushed down on it and the two the
Speaker 1: paste and the gel like went together. Yeah. Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: I mean we used that forever. Then they stopped making it.
Speaker 1: Arm and Hammer bought them and they made it for
Speaker 1: a little while. They stopped making it. Then they made
Speaker 1: it in a tube, and I liked it in a
Speaker 1: tube because they had like little crystals in it, like
Speaker 1: little balls that you would crunch in your mouth, and
Speaker 1: that was great. Then they stopped making that all together,
Speaker 1: and it's just And then my deodorant, they stopped making
Speaker 1: degree deodorant, the one that I use, the shower Clean
Speaker 1: aerosol discontinued. Wow with that one. Actually it was called
Speaker 1: shower Creams shower Clean Aerosol. Then it changed to Degree Women,
Speaker 1: but it was the same exact formula, so I kept
Speaker 1: using it. Then it went back to regular degree aerosol
Speaker 1: Shower Clean, and now it's just gone. You can buy
Speaker 1: a can on eBay for eighty dollars, but I'm not interested.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm trying to find. In Japan, I used
Speaker 2: this mouthwash. It's called no Neo Okay, but that was
Speaker 2: in Japan.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the.
Speaker 2: Best mouthwash I've ever used in my entire life, and
Speaker 2: I've been trying to find it. In the United States.
Speaker 2: I can buy a package of five of them for
Speaker 2: eighty dollars. That seems ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But I can't even buy the degree anymore. I can't
Speaker 1: the only one they make now, they don't make it anymore.
Speaker 1: You can buy like old overstock for really expensive yeah online,
Speaker 1: but they make one that's just antipersperant now, and that
Speaker 1: doesn't do any I don't understand why do they make
Speaker 1: just antipersperant that means just don't perspire. You're still going
Speaker 1: to stink, and you need deodoran on top of that.
Speaker 1: So I don't understand why companies make only anti presperant.
Speaker 2: I think I have a good idea for like a website.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: What if it was you bought the overstock and then
Speaker 2: sold it.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean there are websites that do that, but
Speaker 1: then they run out and that's it. Yeah, Oh, here's
Speaker 1: the latest one. My favorite bar these cliff Nut butter bars.
Speaker 1: They apparently have stopped making the tart cherry and cashew butter,
Speaker 1: so I just bought eight boxes of them, the.
Speaker 2: Vest of v If. They were just like, oh no,
Speaker 2: it's coming back soon.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I asked Secret Squirrel Joel and shop right,
Speaker 1: because he's not just for Cereal, you know, he's a
Speaker 1: he's a manager there, and so he put it into
Speaker 1: the system and he told me it was discontinued. So
Speaker 1: I went right away and bought them all up. Yeah, sorry, no,
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 2: I let me think, what's the discontinued product.
Speaker 1: I like, life is full of disappointments with products because
Speaker 1: you love them and love them and love them, and
Speaker 1: then they just go away.
Speaker 2: Pepsi blue is a thing for a second that was discussing,
Speaker 2: though I was happy that was discontrovered.
Speaker 1: So what do you care for? I mean, there's so
Speaker 1: many products that have come and gone. Peb Max, great
Speaker 1: candy bar in the eighties, Vanilla coke. I loved vanilla coke.
Speaker 1: That's back it is. I think so or cherry vanilla
Speaker 1: coke maybe something like that had all these crazy flavors.
Speaker 2: Get it, like one of those cool coke machines.
Speaker 1: Well, you can do that. Yeah, what do they call it,
Speaker 1: uh coke whatever?
Speaker 2: The one machine.
Speaker 1: No, it's the one with the digital.
Speaker 2: It's so cool. Touch mix them. Yeah, they have them
Speaker 2: at movie theaters.
Speaker 1: I'm all over the place. They have been mos too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of Yeah Wendy's. Okay, we did the Wendy's already,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying. The mention of Wendy's makes me happy.
Speaker 1: Are you craving a bacon eater or something?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, always a junior baconator and a small
Speaker 2: kids spicy frosty. Frosty's are good.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. I stopped at Wendy's last week
Speaker 1: because it was midday and I hadn't had lunch. But
Speaker 1: I didn't want to ruin my dinner, so I just
Speaker 1: ordered an order of chicken nuggets. But they gave me
Speaker 1: the spicy ones. And now, okay, I didn't know that
Speaker 1: they were coming, so I had no beverage, you know,
Speaker 1: I just thought they were gonna be the regular ones.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna pop a mem i ate one,
Speaker 1: and my mouth was on fire. They are spicy.
Speaker 2: Are you a child? Yes, you're a child.
Speaker 1: I am a child. I'm a man child for sure.
Speaker 1: They're definitely spicy. I mean I needed a drink.
Speaker 2: Is Mayo a spice to you?
Speaker 1: Because, let me know, Andrew, Chipotle Mayo is. Oh.
Speaker 2: I love a good Chipotle Mayo.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: We're pest away oli.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not a pasto fan. That's one thing.
Speaker 1: Pasta and peppers and olives no, no, every olive, No,
Speaker 1: every olive, every olive because they it gives you that
Speaker 1: metallic feeling in your mouth. There's like a weird feeling
Speaker 1: when you bite into them. I don't like it, Okay.
Speaker 1: I also don't like the way it smells, and so
Speaker 1: I don't like the way it tastes. Kalmada olives are
Speaker 1: my favorite salty and kamala kamata, kalmada kalamada. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Though I know about olives because I have to buy
Speaker 1: them for people when I instacart chop. But you know,
Speaker 1: I don't eat them. I love them, and if they're
Speaker 1: in a salad, the salad's ruined and I can't eat it.
Speaker 1: God no, oh my god, olive juice everywhere.
Speaker 2: I was a big Caesar salad fan, but I've converted
Speaker 2: to be a Greek salad fan. And let me tell
Speaker 2: you something, the more feta and olives you throw in
Speaker 2: that salad, I'm in heaven.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, everybody has different tastes. That's why
Speaker 1: there's so many things.
Speaker 2: That is why there's so many Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 2: you're not a salad person.
Speaker 1: I do enjoy a salad.
Speaker 2: What kind? I love the CPK buffalo chicken.
Speaker 1: No copper meal, It's not true. I mean I'm crumbled.
Speaker 2: Up burger bits on top of No.
Speaker 1: I don't like meat in salads. I'm just a house
Speaker 1: salad guy. I like iceberg lettuce. I could do romain,
Speaker 1: but I don't like the really green romain. Nope, those
Speaker 1: are weeds. I don't do weed salads. I'm a fan
Speaker 1: of the basic. Good salad that I would like would
Speaker 1: be iceberg, lettuce, cucumber, tomato, probably some cheese croutons, and uh,
Speaker 1: either a ranch or a creamy Italian on the side. Please,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ranch has to be good ranch.
Speaker 2: Okay, what was the other one? You said?
Speaker 1: Creamy Italian? They don't see that too much. But my
Speaker 1: the diner that I played you diner, they have a
Speaker 1: good creamy Italian.
Speaker 2: What is exactly creamy Italian.
Speaker 1: It's Italian but creamy, because Italian dressing is not creamy.
Speaker 2: But what is Italian dressing?
Speaker 1: It's it's Italian dressing. I don't know. It's it's clean,
Speaker 1: it's it's liquid. What you know what Italian dressing is?
Speaker 1: I don't what are you talking about our? Is this
Speaker 1: just olive oil and vine? Okay, great? So, and there's
Speaker 1: some spices and stuff in it. That's Italian dressing. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, I don't like regular Italian. I like
Speaker 1: creamy Italian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like whatever makes it creamy.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like a dip.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, sorry, okay.
Speaker 1: See, look I like you don't that's life.
Speaker 2: Blue cheese, no, we'll say, is a big note for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a note for me as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's good with buffalo chicken.
Speaker 1: Though when we get the wedge, we have to get
Speaker 1: the blue cheese on the side. The wedge salad.
Speaker 2: I wish I was a wedge salad fan. I feel
Speaker 2: like every time I go to steak restaurants, they're like,
Speaker 2: get the wedge and it always comes out and it's
Speaker 2: this cool presentation. But it's just it's a.
Speaker 1: Hunk of iceberg lettuce. That's all it is. It's just
Speaker 1: with some bacos on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, honestly, why would I want like a piece
Speaker 2: of lettuce the size of my face that I have
Speaker 2: to cut up and mix it all together. Where's the
Speaker 2: fun in that? And you know it's even worse capers.
Speaker 2: I hate cameras with my life. Let it be written
Speaker 2: on my tombstone that I hate capers. Okay, the passion
Speaker 2: that I.
Speaker 1: Have for this. I simply don't like capers.
Speaker 2: I'll so solid they wreck any dish that they're in.
Speaker 1: Okay, well for me, that's olives and peppers.
Speaker 2: Olives are not as salty as capers. Capers are, No,
Speaker 2: I meant as far as ruining the dish.
Speaker 1: Yeah I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Capers I once got because I thought that
Speaker 2: they were like, I don't know, some type of like
Speaker 2: I don't know food, like a meat or something or fish.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, okay, fine, they could put
Speaker 2: them on, and then I took like a bite of
Speaker 2: one by itself. It was the nastiest thing. I remember
Speaker 2: the taste to this day.
Speaker 1: I'm very sorry you've had that experience.
Speaker 2: Sorry, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: No problem.
Speaker 2: I've talked about it with a therapist. There they understand too.
Speaker 1: That's hardcore. Yeah, caper life, Yeah, hashtag caper life. What else? Andy?
Speaker 2: What was I going to say?
Speaker 1: Don't you have the list in your head?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It's going check out? Do you prefer checkout counters
Speaker 2: or do you prefer the self checkouts?
Speaker 1: Here's where I'm torn.
Speaker 2: This actually wasn't a topic, just came from saying the
Speaker 2: word checkout.
Speaker 1: I feel like, in another life I would have been
Speaker 1: a supermarket checker, cashier, whatever you want to call them.
Speaker 1: So I like to do it myself. I like the beep,
Speaker 1: and more than anything else, I like packing the bag myself.
Speaker 1: And the way that supermarkets are now is they don't
Speaker 1: let you go to the line until the person in
Speaker 1: front of you was finished. And my thing is I
Speaker 1: like to load everything onto the conveyor belt in order,
Speaker 1: and I like it to all be loaded before they
Speaker 1: start checking. That way, I can go down and bag
Speaker 1: because I must bag. I will make it a point
Speaker 1: to go to a lane where there's no bagger, and
Speaker 1: if there is one, I'll say I'm sorry. I'd like
Speaker 1: to do it myself. No offense, but I would like
Speaker 1: to do it because I always get the guy that'll
Speaker 1: put like the loaf of bread in and put a
Speaker 1: watermelon on top of it.
Speaker 2: So are you buying a loaf of bread and a watermelon?
Speaker 1: And sometimes that's entirely possible. But see, and I like
Speaker 1: to pack. I like to put all the cold stuff together,
Speaker 1: So I'll put the cold stuff on the conveyor belt first,
Speaker 1: then the regular packaged goods, then the produce. And that's
Speaker 1: how I do it, and that's how I like it bagged.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's an OCD thing or but
Speaker 1: when you unpack your stuff, you want all the cold
Speaker 1: stuff to be together so you can put it all
Speaker 1: in the freezer or the refrigerator. You know. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't think that that's weird.
Speaker 2: No, it's just you have a very methodical way of
Speaker 2: doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But so as I was saying, is if.
Speaker 2: You're in the cart though, like you're going through the like,
Speaker 2: just say a shop right or wherever you are in
Speaker 2: the United States or wherever you're listening, right, you're in
Speaker 2: the supermarket.
Speaker 1: Right, do do do?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm picking up I don't know, a can of something,
Speaker 2: but I'm also picking up bread. Are you like arranging
Speaker 2: the cart out.
Speaker 1: I put the bread on top where the kid would sit,
Speaker 1: you know where the leg holes are. I put the
Speaker 1: bread there, and I put the produce there because I
Speaker 1: don't want it to get smushed. It takes me twenty
Speaker 1: minutes to pick out an apple so it can't get
Speaker 1: smushed in my cart. That would be a travesty. I'm
Speaker 1: a produce snob, and I'm a self proclaimed produce snob.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I feel like going shopping with you at a supermarket
Speaker 2: would probably be one of the worst experiences of my life.
Speaker 1: You're correct. I don't think I could do it, and
Speaker 1: that's why my poor wife can't do it with me,
Speaker 1: because I'm just I am out of my mind in
Speaker 1: a supermarket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you're very type A in a supermarket.
Speaker 1: I will I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm really not here with the mess that we have,
Speaker 2: But I'll.
Speaker 1: Go to the honey crisps and I will inspect them.
Speaker 1: There's a little line right there. Nope, there's a tiny
Speaker 1: little hole where someone's nail must have gone through. Nope,
Speaker 1: there's a soft spot.
Speaker 2: M m.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It takes me a while to pick out apples.
Speaker 1: Apples are tough for me.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could do it.
Speaker 1: Bananas are relatively easy, but apples, apples are rough, and berries.
Speaker 1: Don't get me started flipping them over. Gotta look in
Speaker 1: the Oh, there's a tiny bit of mold on that one. Nope,
Speaker 1: next up, that one's a little bit smushed. Next. But
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't take them out and rearrange them
Speaker 1: in other packages. It just has to be the perfect package.
Speaker 2: I have an intense phobia of picking up a grape
Speaker 2: because like my mom usually buys grapes and keeps them
Speaker 2: out on a dish. I have an intense phobia. Then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat one and then find out it had
Speaker 2: mold on it. Yeah, I have no idea why this
Speaker 2: is such a phobia of mine, but it really is.
Speaker 2: It hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 1: But well, with a grape, I see, I look at it.
Speaker 1: You don't look at stuff before you eat it. You
Speaker 1: just pop them in. Well, because grapes are good, grape
Speaker 1: will be mushy if it's moldy, so you could tell
Speaker 1: right away. But yeah, sorry, anyway, I like to check
Speaker 1: out myself nowadays, I like to do it anyway. So
Speaker 1: but a lot of the self checkout lanes are you know,
Speaker 1: twenty items or less, and I have a giant cart
Speaker 1: full of stuff, but I'll still manage to go there
Speaker 1: because I just, I don't know. I like, I like
Speaker 1: to be in control of checking out my groceries. But
Speaker 1: I also then feel bad because I was at CVS
Speaker 1: yesterday and there was a self checkout open, and the
Speaker 1: cashier was just standing there and I'm like, she's like,
Speaker 1: i'll help you over here, sir, and I said, I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go here. Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: You would you would?
Speaker 1: No, you know, I just I didn't want to make
Speaker 1: her feel bad, but I like to do it myself.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's a control thing with you. If I'm
Speaker 2: diagnosing you. It's apparent on this podcast quite often. I
Speaker 2: think you have a control thing going on. You like
Speaker 2: being in the I've re seen and in the minute.
Speaker 2: Anybody like even suggests otherwise, You're like, no, it's not
Speaker 2: going according to plan.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's entirely true. There are some things
Speaker 1: that I that I you know, like to do.
Speaker 2: Okay, so then the next cereal killers, Why don't we just,
Speaker 2: you know, maybe do one cereal or switch up the milk.
Speaker 2: Why don't we do an.
Speaker 1: Oat milk, because that's just not how we do it.
Speaker 1: You want it, that's fine, you want to change it up,
Speaker 1: that's cool, but it kind of We've done one hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty one episodes with regular milk and three cereals,
Speaker 1: sometimes four. I mean, if you want to change it,
Speaker 1: go ahead. It's not you'll you'll see I'll go right
Speaker 1: along with it. But you're going to have to run
Speaker 1: it because I can't. I don't know what you want
Speaker 1: to do. No, I go ahead.
Speaker 2: I like that. You're making it sound like brain surgery
Speaker 2: if all we're going to do is use oat milk.
Speaker 1: But my only problem with different kind of milk is
Speaker 1: it changes the taste of the cereal. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: The cereal tastes different when it's in a flavored milk,
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Like, you can't get the true
Speaker 1: taste of a cereal unless it's in straight up milk.
Speaker 2: So why don't we do oatmeal?
Speaker 1: Oatmeal? That's a whole other podcast. It is.
Speaker 2: Why don't we mix cereals? No?
Speaker 1: That is also another podcast. This is the purest podcast. Andy.
Speaker 2: Even getting you to do bull chat was like pulling teeth.
Speaker 2: Well here I am, yeah, I mean again, I have
Speaker 2: to physically make you do it.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I said, would you please come in today?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, because I remembered.
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