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Speaker 1: The Nikki guys. Here's Nikki. Hello, how's it going out?

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Speaker 1: Their besties? Oh my god, another weekend without you, guys.

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Speaker 1: This one flew by kind of. I hope it did

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Speaker 1: for you as well. I always missed you. I always

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Speaker 1: missed doing the show. Um, thank you so much to

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Speaker 1: all of our listeners. I didn't know I could feel

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Speaker 1: and it's just the best. I finally feel what Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift feels for her fans, and like literally every artist

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Speaker 1: that goes, I have the best fans, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you guys are the best. Let me just

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Speaker 1: say that, because I don't know every fan base, so

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Speaker 1: that's a ridiculous statement to make. I'm not one of

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Speaker 1: the I don't like to do that when people are like,

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Speaker 1: it's the best susy restaurant in town, and I go,

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Speaker 1: have you been to every single one? Let's just change

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Speaker 1: it to the best one I've been to? How about that?

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Speaker 1: Then we're we're more honest and we don't um, we

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Speaker 1: don't get in ourselves into trouble when someone's like, well

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Speaker 1: what about this place? And you can be like and

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Speaker 1: then you have to lie and be like I have

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Speaker 1: been there, and and then you haven't. I've been in

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Speaker 1: that lie so many times where you like make a

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Speaker 1: statement and then someone goes, well did you see this movie,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, it wasn't as good as his

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Speaker 1: other ones, you know, like that's the best blah blah

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Speaker 1: bluff film, and I just like lie to support it,

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Speaker 1: even though I don't need to, because I just don't wanna.

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Speaker 1: I know enough about that film to get by and

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Speaker 1: pretend I've seen it a while ago and forgot details,

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Speaker 1: but really I just saw the trailer. Um, Okay, lots

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Speaker 1: to cover on the show today. Fast Talking Glaze is

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Speaker 1: here to get through it all. Um, Noah high, I've

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Speaker 1: got the bullet. Okay, I need you to tell me

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Speaker 1: what I've promised to describe, because the enthusiasm for these

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Speaker 1: stories has waned just slightly, but it's coming back up

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Speaker 1: as I remember, and when I tell them, I will

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Speaker 1: be back in it again. But I mean, I this

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Speaker 1: was an incredible night. It happened to me, so I

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm a little bit biased, but I do

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Speaker 1: feel the need to tell everyone about this. I will

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Speaker 1: say though, that people aren't as impressed as I thought

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Speaker 1: they would be by this whole thing because to me

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Speaker 1: it was the if you know me, you know how

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Speaker 1: terrifying this all was. But let's let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: So I got asked to host. You guys heard me

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Speaker 1: get the text on air last Thursday. It was last

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Speaker 1: Thursday's show or two thursdays ago. UM to uh present

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Speaker 1: at the I Heart Radio Awards, UM, which is a

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Speaker 1: fucking big deal. Like I made a joke when I

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Speaker 1: was on the red carpet that Elton John was being

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Speaker 1: um honored for his Uh what did I say for

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Speaker 1: his performance or his um? I said for his music,

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Speaker 1: but I said something about for his perform performance or

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Speaker 1: and I go, well, he will be acting tonight when

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Speaker 1: he acts, you know. Uh honored to receive an I

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Speaker 1: but then it was really like a touching tribute and

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Speaker 1: then he was touched. Um it was wild. Oh my god. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so many things to say, So you know where should

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Speaker 1: I start? Okay? Uh? If first of all your outfit.

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Speaker 1: I loved it so much. It was all my stylist

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Speaker 1: Danny and Emma, who like I've been working with since

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Speaker 1: two thousand and thirteen when I met Danny Um at

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Speaker 1: MTV and they dressed me like, UM, you know, a

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Speaker 1: fact that I'm working with them is totally just coincidental

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I felt really good in this dress. I've

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Speaker 1: It's too embarrassing. Like, I really, I don't trust like this.

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Speaker 1: So if you ever do not do something because you're like,

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Speaker 1: we all know what We've been thinking that feeling forever,

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Speaker 1: but we just never had a word for it. Noah

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Speaker 1: said the other day, I don't know what I used before, Like, truly,

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Speaker 1: what the hell did we say? Like sweet? I know

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Speaker 1: maximoever needs to be like oh he thinks he's sweet,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about two girls on Instagram that might make

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Speaker 1: That's really what it boils down to. So I go,

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Speaker 1: I go, and I go. Dave don't mean I can't

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Speaker 1: No he doesn't. Uma, Um, I don't. When you ask me,

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Speaker 1: But boy is it a great day. No, it has

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Speaker 1: Jim this morning. You think I'm at eighty seven pro,

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Speaker 1: It's so weird to me. When someone is like, like,

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Speaker 1: Like just we it's okay to age. I am. When

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Speaker 1: I would like to look my age and thens I

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Speaker 1: the stars. I've said this before probably, but to Marcus

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Speaker 1: the difference the differ? You're so right, but like I

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Speaker 1: twenty five. Okay, No, I just wrote down awards, Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: I we'll get to it. I mean, we don't have much.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you Why don't you ask me specifically when

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Speaker 1: to save it all for the show. You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: Let's start with the awards. Let's start with the date.

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Speaker 1: Like you went out of you, like you went out

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Speaker 1: comfort zone. I can't understand why everyone doesn't get a

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Speaker 1: date to these wards. People go to awards shows all

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Speaker 1: at the wards. He's there alone. And go bring a friend,

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Speaker 1: like when you're a presenter, they give you whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: So if you go, hey, I want to bring my

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Speaker 1: Tony get some pictures on Getty. It helps his brain,

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Speaker 1: like his thing. So I invited Gleb. Like, usually it's

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Speaker 1: there's no in between. No, it's publicists, mom's oscars. You know.

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Speaker 1: that's not you can bring someone in between, like a Gleb. Yeah,

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00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 1: and people can speculate that you're fucking even though we're not.

425
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,440
Speaker 1: You know, like it's let's drum up some curiosity about people.

426
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:56,320
Speaker 1: And Gleb is an amazing talent beyond his dancing on

427
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,480
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars, and I just like having him around.

428
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,360
Speaker 1: He makes me funnier. He's funny to comment on when

429
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 1: I do interviews. So we got there. Uh like a bimbombo,

430
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,960
Speaker 1: He's not a bimbo. He's so smart. He's not a bimbo.

431
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,440
Speaker 1: I want to make him that because he's so hot,

432
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,360
Speaker 1: but he's I've really gotten to know him. I love

433
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 1: clubs so much. He's like, honestly one of my I

434
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 1: would put him up on a like nearing a top

435
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 1: shelf best friend. It's weird. We've really like bonded, and

436
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 1: it wasn't that way when we were partners on Dancing

437
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 1: with the Stars. It's weird when you spend a friendship

438
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 1: dancing seven hours a day, it doesn't really develop into

439
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,680
Speaker 1: anything as special as it does when you just spend

440
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,200
Speaker 1: time together not doing something that you're terrible at, and

441
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,880
Speaker 1: one person resent you for being terrible at. So um

442
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 1: we we. He comes to the w Hotel. I do

443
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 1: glam all day. It was so fun. I got um,

444
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 1: not all day, but I got uh these two makeup

445
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: artists in a hair stylas that were just like so fun.

446
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 1: The and I was just a little chatterbox and we

447
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,120
Speaker 1: were talking all about like who I might see there

448
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 1: tonight and like how I'm feeling about everything. It was

449
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: just so fun. And then I was like smoking weed

450
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,520
Speaker 1: too while I'm having it done, even though I like

451
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 1: shouldn't have been, but I was like, I'm just have

452
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 1: to say a couple of lines on the telepromped or

453
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: not big deal. And the and They're all like we

454
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: were just having a blast. And then I get dressed

455
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 1: for it and I'm like, oh ship, I have to

456
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 1: like go do this, Like I thought the party was over.

457
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 1: Like after I had so much fun getting ready. I

458
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 1: am spray tanned within an inch of my life. Like,

459
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,199
Speaker 1: I just go in the shower and she just douses

460
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,639
Speaker 1: me with Sally Hanson's spray tand because my spray tan

461
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,120
Speaker 1: wasn't dark enough that I got the night before. Um,

462
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: and I'm just standing there naked. No, no, I've not

463
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 1: literally never been too dark. It's it has been. Really.

464
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 1: The worst was the Degenerates and I look amazing, and

465
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 1: that's the darkest, like I could ever have been. Like,

466
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: you can't do worse than that. Um, I've tried, and uh,

467
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: my skin does not absorb it as well. So I

468
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 1: went to the spray tan lady before, which she only

469
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: did two passes on me for the MTV Awards, and

470
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 1: I was piste off because it wasn't ark enough, and

471
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: so I had to do Sally Hansen, which is stuff

472
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 1: you just spray on it washes off in the shower

473
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: next to day, yes, the next day. But then this

474
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,120
Speaker 1: time I go, I need three passes and she goes three,

475
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 1: that's too much, and I was like, I promise you,

476
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 1: and then three was not enough, So who's right? So

477
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 1: I get dressed, Glad meets me downstairs. We go down there, Um,

478
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 1: we take some pictures, We get in the car, we

479
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: go over there, and um, we're a little The show

480
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: is about to start in like ten minutes and it's

481
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande and the weekend opening the show. And we're

482
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 1: at the Dolby in like the you know, outside the

483
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 1: theater like inside but like you know now, we roll

484
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: up in the in the garage and there's just people

485
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: giving you your lanyard and directing you upstairs. And then

486
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 1: there's like a red carpet little set up and it's inside.

487
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 1: This is all like imagine you're going to like an

488
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 1: AMC theater. It's like all in the carpeted part outside

489
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: the movie theater. That's what it looks like exactly. And

490
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 1: it has like a red a little red carpet with

491
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 1: a step and repeat which is the thing that has

492
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: all the logos on the back that you step and

493
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 1: then you smile. You stepped down and you smile. That's

494
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 1: pretty much the red carpeting is called step and be

495
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: Just for insider info. I didn't know it until I

496
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: got in the business. And so I go, I take

497
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: some pictures and then I go do some interviews that

498
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: were wildly chaotic, Like I just I felt so awkward

499
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: being in this stress and being amongst all these and

500
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 1: kind of when I walked in at the garage, like

501
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: everyone's dressed in like normal plain clothes because they're like

502
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: working there, and they just all like looked at me

503
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: like in a way that I was just like, I

504
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: felt like They're like, what is she wearing? I just

505
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: felt like I didn't give myself enough of a pep talk.

506
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 1: I was suddenly alone from the stylists who were going like, die,

507
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,959
Speaker 1: I'm debt from your your dad, you know, like all

508
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: those Yeah, And it goes from so much like laughter

509
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: to just it's quiet in a garage and a garage.

510
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 1: You never feel hot in a garage, No, you don't.

511
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: You feel like gage, We're in my car. Let me

512
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 1: get home because I yeah, someone's gonna rape me. Yeah. Yeah.

513
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: When I was with Club, I wish so I go

514
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 1: and um do this erratic interview with a girl from

515
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 1: e T who I had interviewed with at the MTV

516
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: Words a couple of weeks before, and I was like,

517
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: h I've never met you. She goes I interviewed last

518
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 1: week and I was like, oh my god, you're amazing.

519
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 1: We had a really good report. Like I'm getting to

520
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: know these entertainment reporters and like having fun and saying

521
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 1: wild things that make them go like look at the camera,

522
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: like well, I don't know what to say to that,

523
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: you know, like that's all my That's everything reporters say

524
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: to me, even though I try to keep it like PG.

525
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,719
Speaker 1: So then I go over to UH where they're taking pictures,

526
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: and Gleb is like impatient because he's like, we're going

527
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: to miss like weekend, and I'm like, you're here because

528
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm here, and I also I do want to see

529
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande, so we're gonna hurry up, but I want

530
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 1: to get pictures. So we go over and get pictures.

531
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: There's a guy, a bespectacled man, standing at the pictures

532
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 1: and I thought he was someone that I used to

533
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,959
Speaker 1: have romantic connections with that I thought I was going

534
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: to say it this thing and be like, oh god,

535
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: I have to see this person and like kind of

536
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you know, he looked identical. When I

537
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: say identical, no way this person. If he was in

538
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: a contest for how to look like this person, he

539
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: would have won amount among thousands of people. It was wild.

540
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: So I gonna go I see him from ten or

541
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: you know, twenty feet and I kind of go like

542
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: kind of scrunched my face, like, Hi, we're gonna see

543
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: each other now, this is the way life is, you know.

544
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: Then I walk closer and I kind of get even

545
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: more like like I lift up an arm, kind of

546
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 1: doing the like wave of like oh, this is weird,

547
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 1: but we got to do it. And he goes Nikki

548
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, he's talking to me, and

549
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 1: I go, oh my god, Joel. It's Joel McHale who

550
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 1: looks so much different. Um, he looks younger, had glasses on,

551
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: and I go, Joel, you totally through me, and and

552
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 1: Joel was like so excited that I was there. I

553
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,439
Speaker 1: was so excited Joel was there because we were only

554
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 1: comedians in this really pop star heavy event. Because there

555
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: aren't comedians at this thing. This is like going to

556
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: the Grammys as a comic. It's like, what am I

557
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: here for? So even though comics are often, you know,

558
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 1: nominated for Grammys, at this I heard awards, it's all

559
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: just music. So I take some Joel is. I'm so

560
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: glad Joel is there. Fun because Joel McHale and I

561
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: have done a lot of these, like, oh my god,

562
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: I was so that's so funny to me that it

563
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: was actually someone you knew. Like I've had that moment

564
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: that the bowling ality the other day. I thought, this

565
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: girl with my buddy's girlfriend. So I was going to

566
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: run up and like grab her, do that anyways, but

567
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: I've never met the other girl. You you know, Joel, Well, yes,

568
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: I do Magic of Hollywood. Anyways, good was it was

569
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: like such a gift and I and Glad was Aaron.

570
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: Joel's like, who is this guy? And I was like,

571
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 1: it's my Dancing on the Stars part. He goes, oh

572
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: my god, what the hell? And I go, I know right,

573
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: it's like he was just the thing is bringing Gleb

574
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 1: around makes me more desirable, not not me to Joel,

575
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: but like to everyone because they're like, what this guy

576
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: is with her? Of course, well it's I mean, I said,

577
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: of course a little strong there if you have a hot,

578
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: art arm candy year old like yourself. But if if

579
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: Cleb weren't as amazing as he is good looking, um

580
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 1: well I'd be lying if I said that he was.

581
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: But I mean, it's just it's no one has as

582
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: good as personality as Club's looks are, but he does.

583
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: He's up there for it. So then okay, so I

584
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: take some pictures. Glub dips me on the red carpet

585
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 1: without telling me. Thank god, I nailed the post because

586
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: he said it to me. Later, I go, it looks

587
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: like him following and you're catching me. He goes, no, Nicky,

588
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: that's actually really good. Like where was this? And I

589
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: was like, oh, thank you. He goes, what should I

590
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: write for caption? This is the next day and I go,

591
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, and he's like, I don't know what

592
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 1: to put for caption, And I was like, Clubs, you

593
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: can say something like a little bit mean about us

594
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: getting voted off, but like you should write something nice

595
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: because if you feel that that was a good post,

596
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: you should write that. I would like you to say that,

597
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: not just make fun of me. And he was like,

598
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: so he came up with a good one. My legs

599
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: kicked out and he was like, good thing. There was

600
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: six ft social distancing on the red carpet. I go, cleb,

601
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: who wrote that for you? And he goes, I routed myself.

602
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: I was like, you're funny. Glad Glab. He is funny.

603
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: He shocks me because he's always like, teach me how

604
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: you are so natural and funny, and like, I go, Glub,

605
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: you got it. Just say everything you like, Just be yourself.

606
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm teaching Glub how to be like not as like

607
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: because when they get when these people and dancers and

608
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: different singers and stuff that are used to performing in

609
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: other ways get a microphone in their hand and are

610
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: asked to talk on these shows exactly, it's the second language.

611
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: It's hard to be not robotic and like just like

612
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm very happy to be here and boring and I'm like, Glub,

613
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: you're not boring. Just talk honestly, You're not going to

614
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: say something racist. Well he might because he's Russian and

615
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: it's like you know, sometimes it's translate, but just trust that.

616
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: Just be yourself. Because he got up from the table

617
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: later on when we were going out to dinner after

618
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: the wards and I go, uh, he goes, I'm going

619
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom, and he winked at me,

620
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: just like joking me, like it's sexy, and he goes,

621
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: I don't know why I just did that. What did

622
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: I wake? And I go because that was funny. Club.

623
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: That's ah, I go do be that whatever that is?

624
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: Be that always like a computer malfunctioning. He was, so

625
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: he was embarrassed. He did it because it was funny,

626
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: and then he was like I didn't laugh. Russian, when

627
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: you're like six, it's time to be an adult, you

628
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: know how we felt it time to clean the donkey.

629
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: And they're like, one, I don't want to clean the donkey.

630
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: You have to when you're six, And then like, I'm

631
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: a donkey cleaner now. In Russia there's only two things

632
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: that are unavoidable, death and cleaning donkeys. It's like taxes

633
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: to Americans, do you have to clean? I don't depends

634
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: how much money you miss? This racist okay, So I

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Speaker 1: have one minute, but we'll we'll smatter in details throughout

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Speaker 1: the show. I like that idea, so I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: feel like all of this is pertinent and interesting. So

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Speaker 1: then we get done taking pictures and I go up

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Speaker 1: to Joel because he's kind of lingering after he got

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Speaker 1: done with his interviews, and I go and Glob is

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Speaker 1: like tugging on my arm like mummy, mommy, let's go

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Speaker 1: watch Ariana. I can hear. I can hear the week

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Speaker 1: and like save your tears for another day, and I'm like, funk,

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Speaker 1: we're missing it. But you know what, I need to

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Speaker 1: run my bit by Joel McHale because I wrote, um

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Speaker 1: Connor mcspadden, a writer that I hired for the MTV

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Speaker 1: Movie and TV Awards Unscripted, was that of breath when

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Speaker 1: I say that he is one of my favorite writers.

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Speaker 1: He also wrote the joke when I did the roast

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Speaker 1: of some rows. I think it was Bruce Willis. I

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Speaker 1: said to Joseph Gordon Lovett, who was the m C

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Speaker 1: he it was my first joke in the night. He

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Speaker 1: introduces me, Jesic Gordon love walks away and I go, look,

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Speaker 1: Joseph Gordon Lovet, I I love you. You're like so

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Speaker 1: hot but like adorable. I bet you. I bet you

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Speaker 1: cut the crust off of pussy before where you eat it.

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Speaker 1: It was Connor wrote that joke, which like I get

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Speaker 1: complimented on a lot. So Connor mcspadden is, he's amazing.

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Speaker 1: He looks like a machine gun Kelly and Conan O'Brien

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Speaker 1: together and he's young and he's just amazing. So Connor wrote,

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Speaker 1: So I get this, Uh, last week, I get my

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Speaker 1: category and presenting best new artists and or the all

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Speaker 1: the best new artists in every category. I'm presenting the

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Speaker 1: whole bunch of them. That cuts to a video and

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Speaker 1: reveals all the winners. And Connor wrote me a thing

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Speaker 1: that was like, you know, when I'm going through my

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Speaker 1: finding a new finding a good artist to listen to,

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Speaker 1: it is like going through my phone and looking for

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Speaker 1: a guy to text. The old ones are always the

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Speaker 1: ones that are easiest to go do. It's the new

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Speaker 1: ones that get me most excited. So I rewrote that

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Speaker 1: into this like funnier thing just because Connor had a

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Speaker 1: bunch of ship to write. And it's funny because I

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Speaker 1: wrote to Connor. I was like, can you punch up

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Speaker 1: this this thing? Because I didn't know he was writing.

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Speaker 1: He goes I wrote that. I was like, how fuck.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not offended. I don't care, and so

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Speaker 1: I rewrote it. I said it to Joel Michail. I go, Joel,

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Speaker 1: I'm really nervous because I haven't been able to run this.

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Speaker 1: You know, I went did sets the night before, but

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Speaker 1: I couldn't be like, hey, guys, can you let me

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Speaker 1: run my best new artists in tro like I could have,

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Speaker 1: but I just I didn't. Um. So I ran it

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Speaker 1: to Joel and he's like, oh funk, that's funnier than mine.

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Speaker 1: I was like, do yours and I was like, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not. They're equally funny. It's hard to be funny

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Speaker 1: at these things. So we feel better. We go backstage

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Speaker 1: and there's like I get glub to go in the

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Speaker 1: audience and then they put me in like a tent

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Speaker 1: for presenters, and that is where I will leave the

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Speaker 1: story because we have to get to the news. Cliffhanger, Clazer,

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Speaker 1: Cliff Glanzer, Cliff bar grab your Cliff barst mesophemia or

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Speaker 1: whatever what's it called mesophilim Oh, guys, people go you said,

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Speaker 1: don't do that chomping sound and then you started eating

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Speaker 1: five minutes later. I know, I'm such a hypocrite, and no,

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Speaker 1: it's hilarious. I'm just like I love the show because

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Speaker 1: I get to you be myself and then people can

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Speaker 1: go I didn't like someone wrote to me about another

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Speaker 1: thing that I did that really upset them, um, and

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Speaker 1: like really made them like. They like me and they

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Speaker 1: trust me and they rely on me for entertainment, and

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Speaker 1: I said something that was really hurtful to them when

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Speaker 1: they applied it to their own life. And she explained it,

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Speaker 1: and again I I totally was like, I have never

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Speaker 1: considered this perspective when sometimes when I talk, I don't

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Speaker 1: consider everyone's perspective and what they're bringing to it. And

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Speaker 1: I apologize because although I felt like I was probably

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Speaker 1: correct in my assumptions of what I was saying, it,

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Speaker 1: I don't know everything and I'm only applying it to

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Speaker 1: my experience and projecting a lot. And so then we

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Speaker 1: had this great interaction and she was and she came

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Speaker 1: at it like it was so nice because she goes,

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Speaker 1: the last time this happened with someone, you shared it

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Speaker 1: um when the wart thing when I someone wrote to

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Speaker 1: me about like you're taking like you're taking pleasure in

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Speaker 1: people's re warts when we are like I don't have

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Speaker 1: enough money to get them cut out of our foot

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Speaker 1: or like in pain, and it just seems like you're

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Speaker 1: not acknowledging this is a you know, uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: elitist kind of attitude towards like medical things. And it's

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Speaker 1: true because people are haunted by their words. Anyway, this

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Speaker 1: girl wrote a really nice thing. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get into details, but shout out to you, and shout

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Speaker 1: out to anyone who wants to write me a damn.

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Speaker 1: I might not see it. But if you want to

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Speaker 1: compassionately come at something I say and challenge it and

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Speaker 1: give a perspective that I hadn't considered. I love that

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Speaker 1: because I want to be empathetic and understand other people's feelings,

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Speaker 1: because it is a it's hard to be empathetic. You

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Speaker 1: have to work at it, and you have to let

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Speaker 1: in other people's perspectives, even if they might have you

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Speaker 1: might have hurt their feelings, which is a really hard

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Speaker 1: thing to address in yourself. I didn't used to be

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Speaker 1: so good at it, and sometimes I'm still not conversionally. Come,

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Speaker 1: it's a great phrase. What did I say? You said,

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Speaker 1: if you want to compassionately come and oh yeah that's man,

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Speaker 1: that sounds that's my new search is so sexy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: first story, it is sexy. This story staring a love

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Speaker 1: seat with you and I feel like it's getting loving soaked. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's more like a chair. Oh don't get what you do? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you get premature at Jacks. Premature at tax is so

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Speaker 1: much funnier than pre come oh, I taste your premature

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Speaker 1: at Jack's Apple. Jack's all right, first, I hope you're

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Speaker 1: having fun out there and having all this well. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So a new study shows that people working from home

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Speaker 1: are having sex, dating, taking naps, and doing side hustles

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Speaker 1: on company time. All right, here's a little stats during

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Speaker 1: working hours. Have been on a date, have had sex,

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Speaker 1: Almost half of said they've had an alcoholic drink, almost

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Speaker 1: sixty have taken a nap, and overwhelming say that they

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Speaker 1: shop online. Of the respondents have worked for another company

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Speaker 1: while on the clock with the other employer. Despite respondent

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Speaker 1: spending more than four hours each day focused on work,

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Speaker 1: participants say they've spend four more hours away from their computer. Um,

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Speaker 1: what this tells me that that's what they were doing before.

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Speaker 1: People would go into the office and put in an

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Speaker 1: eight hour day and get four hours of work done

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Speaker 1: At the most, I would say it's more like an

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Speaker 1: hour of real actual work and good. I mean we

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Speaker 1: should incorporate these things into our working lives. I think,

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Speaker 1: like working for eight hours straight is an insane thing,

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Speaker 1: and taking one lunch hour break and thinking that in

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Speaker 1: between that you're not going to socialize and flirt like

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Speaker 1: at work, you flirt, it might as well be a

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Speaker 1: date at work. You go into the fucking copy room

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Speaker 1: and bang on the haircut. People get hammered. I got

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Speaker 1: a haircut at that Union barer replace and they all drink.

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Speaker 1: There's like a bar and they were like. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to fucking get hammered. Just cut

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Speaker 1: my hair and let me get the funk out of

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Speaker 1: your Jeff. Wait, the people working there, Yeah, they were

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Speaker 1: getting hammered. No, that's not all right. And there explains everything.

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Speaker 1: Ship did they fun up for one? Yeah, that's the

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Speaker 1: new field sobriety test. It's just you give a copper

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Speaker 1: hair and you go, oh, does it look like what

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Speaker 1: Andrews does? Right? No, No, it's a great cut, it's

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Speaker 1: a great gut. They did a great good job. They

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Speaker 1: should drink more. But yeah, so yeah, no, I I

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Speaker 1: agree with everything you're saying. But people do drink at work.

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Speaker 1: They do have sex sometimes on the roof. I've had

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Speaker 1: that someone write me that they fucking to stare. Well

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Speaker 1: that's been happening, that sex at work. I think that

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Speaker 1: this is I love this. I think we work too much.

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Speaker 1: Um so what do you think of work? Work day

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Speaker 1: should be like for a regular But did the problem

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Speaker 1: You give them six hours? Are they only gonna work

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Speaker 1: three hours? Now? No more hours? Just here's what you

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Speaker 1: need to get done. Here's a list of tasks. If

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Speaker 1: you can get it done, Noah. Sometimes last week, Noah

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Speaker 1: had three things that I needed to do, and I

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Speaker 1: was putting them off. I banged that. I am so

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Speaker 1: fast when I actually work. I got what would probably

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Speaker 1: take most people five hour work day to like go

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Speaker 1: through all the things. I got it done in fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding because I just was like bam, bam bam,

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Speaker 1: Like I can get my work done in little spurts.

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Speaker 1: That's why I used to wait till the last second

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Speaker 1: to do papers that I would get eighty six per

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Speaker 1: cents on till the last minute. I'm not someone who

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Speaker 1: does it over a long time. I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: So you think we should change from an hour system

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Speaker 1: to a task system, like a chore kind of here's

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Speaker 1: your chores for the day, to jump on a meeting

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Speaker 1: at zoom on. Honestly think people would work harder if

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Speaker 1: they could leave it to knowing that they just have

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Speaker 1: to get their ship. It's just people love to brag

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Speaker 1: about how hard they work the hours, and it doesn't

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00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: impress me anymore. It just tells me that you are

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Speaker 1: a slave to capitalism, which we listen, we all are,

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Speaker 1: and that, um it doesn't impress me. It's it kind

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Speaker 1: of it bums me out. When someone is a workaholic,

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Speaker 1: as as one myself, I look at them like an addict,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't really I'm not really interested in men

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Speaker 1: who are are workholics or like you know these guys

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Speaker 1: that own these you know they go to DeVos or whatever,

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Speaker 1: or these tech guys, because they just work hours that

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Speaker 1: are just not conducive to having a good relationship. Um,

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Speaker 1: and that's what I want. I want someone who can

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Speaker 1: just bang their workout. Work is done, and now let's

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Speaker 1: going to when I always thought about, you know, when

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Speaker 1: a father go I work for the family, I work

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Speaker 1: for our relationships. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm projecting, and but

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Speaker 1: it's just so funny to think about. It's like, no,

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Speaker 1: they just wanted to get away from you, Like so

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Speaker 1: much of it was like, oh, I could jerk off

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Speaker 1: in my office and drink alcohol. Parents. Like when my

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Speaker 1: brother in law goes running, he's like nicky do you

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Speaker 1: want to run nine miles this weekend? And I go, no,

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Speaker 1: um why And he's like, I just think it'd be fun.

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Speaker 1: I go because you want to get away from the

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Speaker 1: kids and have an excuse because my sister is not

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Speaker 1: Like if Matt and I are doing a half marathon

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Speaker 1: around St. Louis, Lauren can't be like, well, you're just

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Speaker 1: going off and having fun. No, it's gonna be hard.

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Speaker 1: It's not as hard as kids though. That's that's why

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Speaker 1: you know, don't have kids as when your brother in

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Speaker 1: law constantly asked you to go on marathon runs for

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Speaker 1: fun that are not organized marathons. You want to drive

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Speaker 1: the Texas, it would just be cool. Yeah, are we

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Speaker 1: getting out of the car. No, we're just driving far

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Speaker 1: away from my family. Anything to have to actually be

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Speaker 1: around kids. I just find it. One last thing about this,

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Speaker 1: do you think people I feel like some people are

844
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Speaker 1: like dying to get back in the office, put a

845
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: suit on, at least get that feeling of normal, normal

846
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: life going again. I think that we just need to

847
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: step out of the box and really force herself to

848
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: be social when we don't want to be. If if

849
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: you're dying for that, you're someone who's social, and you'll

850
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: probably find ways to do it anyway. But I gotta

851
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: tell you, guys, for anyone out there who has social anxiety,

852
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: as do I, even though that seems counterintuitive to what

853
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: I am. I was more, I think, more than i'd

854
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: hurt anyone express being scared about the world opening up.

855
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: This was probably back in like fall or summer, when

856
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: it was starting to open up again and then we

857
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: closed down. I was begging for it to close down

858
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: again because I just didn't want to be social again.

859
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to go out and meet people,

860
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: even though it's like my friends. It's like I just

861
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: didn't want it. And then I did it once. Remember

862
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: when we got out of quarantine in the Islands and

863
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: we went to that bar and I wasn't wearing shoes

864
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: and I was not wearing makeup, and I was like,

865
00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to this thing and see

866
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: these people from the set. We all just got of

867
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: quarantine so nervous, and then we hung out for I

868
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: couldn't leave um. And maybe that's because I'm more social.

869
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't drinking or anything. I just just put yourself

870
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: in a situation that's a little uncomfortable. Give yourself a

871
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: pep talk like I did in the mirror to go

872
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: out dressed in that pink outfit, Like just tell yourself,

873
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm machine gun Kelly. I'm cool. I'm not trying to

874
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: be cool. I'm fun. And I can leave if I

875
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: want to fashion egg fashion eggs, foreshadow egg all right.

876
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: Next story, a teenager severely burned her neck and arm

877
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 1: and has had to undergo three skin grafting surgery. And

878
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 1: I guess what this is from? Yeah, your neck and

879
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: arm and three skin grafting surgeries because she did some

880
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: kind of TikTok challenge. Shut the funk up. Really, I

881
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 1: swear to god I would. I don't lie, I really,

882
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: I would admit to you. I go oh, I would

883
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 1: know it. I didn't know it. No, she was flying

884
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: in fift Is that a diduction for the kid? How

885
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: someone just burned themselves like in real life it was

886
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: a plane crashing, But yeah, you doing it? Okay? So

887
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: it is something with fire, I mean like a light

888
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: lighter and then it just exploded. Something you light a

889
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: drink on fire or something like that. It danced too

890
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: hard to rennegape. I mean there is something like so

891
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: blindly that we're people will follow a TikTok until they

892
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: get burnt. Like they're not even think, especially teenagers, they're not.

893
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: So what happened to you? You say what it is? Yeah,

894
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: the teen is currently unable to be okay, but based

895
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: on what we're found in the bathroom. But she did

896
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 1: go how many likes did it get? Yeah, she saw

897
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: a video of someone lighting a shape on the mirror

898
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: on fire, and then she brought in a candle and

899
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: rubbing alcohol into her small bathroom. And you know, there's

900
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: no evidence of or video of it because it was

901
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: like her phone was burned. But um, I tried to

902
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: make a shape on her mirror and then the whole

903
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: bathroom ignited. Be careful out there. Yeah, you can't even

904
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: hit post if you burn your phone. Now she's getting

905
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: talked about. I don't know if it's in the way

906
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,959
Speaker 1: that she wants. I I really am. I hope she's okay.

907
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 1: A good thing it was, wasn't her face. I really

908
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: feel bad, um for anyone who suffers horrible burns, anyone

909
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: I was. I watched this one video. There's man, I

910
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 1: gotta find a way to give it to you. No,

911
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: A's to put on our story. It was I watched

912
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: sixty minutes Australia sometimes great pieces that you wouldn't see

913
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: in the States, and their reporters are just amazing. I

914
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: don't know YouTube has all of them. But there was

915
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: one girl who was horrifically burned um somehow, and she

916
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: was just like you know the Yeah, it was like

917
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: a fad back. I forgot how but she was once

918
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: like the most beautiful girl in school, you know, the

919
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 1: girl that you're like hoping gets burned um when you're

920
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: a young girl with a lot of resentment, no offense.

921
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm just being honest. I used to wish horrible things

922
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: on the pretty girls at school. Would never have facilitated them,

923
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: but like if they like I was a girl that

924
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: when John Bay died when I was in fifth grade,

925
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: I literally I wasn't jealous because I was like, good,

926
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: she's going to be competition later and I don't want it.

927
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: I was already acutely aware that pretty girls get everything

928
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: when I was that age. I'm not kidding you. It's

929
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: a really sick thought, and I'm just being honest. I

930
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: was just like, that's really tragic, but like, I'm glad

931
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: it happened to a pretty girl and not someone did

932
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: part of you want to die because she got so

933
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: much attention for dying. No no, no, no no no no. Um,

934
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: but definitely scared of death. Uh but that is a

935
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: sick thought I had. But anyway, I just seeing these

936
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: girls get burned, this girl and then seeing how she

937
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: is now talking through like a hole in her face

938
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: that is just glazed. And she used to be like

939
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: the hottest girl in school. I got all over to

940
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: based on that cheerleader and to see how amazing this

941
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: girl is now and how she is so grateful to

942
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: be alive and not bitter about it. Like it makes

943
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: me realize that anything can happen to me, and I

944
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 1: will find a way to appreciate life, like I really

945
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: know that I'm not gonna I don't want to say anything.

946
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: But you know, the other day, I was thinking, what

947
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 1: if my voice went away? Because sometimes it does, Like

948
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: what if I lost my voice? What if I inhaled um,

949
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 1: Like sometimes you're in a carson, you inhale smoke or whatever,

950
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: and you damage your voice forever? I go, oh, I

951
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: would just start writing books like that would force me

952
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: to write a like I have a plan. Life isn't over.

953
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: And I'm just fascinated by that when people are like

954
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: the thing that they think makes them valuable in the

955
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: world is taken from them. And so I hope this

956
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: TikTok girl did not rest her laurels on her neck um,

957
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: although once she ages enough, everyone's neck looks like it

958
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: was burnt in a TikTok accident ages real fast. Do

959
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: you think that parents should? Uh? Is there something too?

960
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: There was another thing called like gold crusher, like these

961
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: like different challenges, remember jackass, Like don't try this at home? Yeah?

962
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: Do you think TikTok has responsibility for this kind of stuff? No,

963
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's parents, it's common sense. It's just

964
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: if it's not going to be that challenge, it's gonna

965
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: be something else. We can't prevent acts. It's an accident.

966
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: It happens, and it was always going to happen. And

967
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 1: now that girl can have like a better life than

968
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: she would have if it didn't happen. She can affect

969
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: more change and and be a more positive force in

970
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: the world. I really do believe believe that that everything

971
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: bad that happens you can look back on and go

972
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: that actually was meant to be. It's it's hard to

973
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: do for some things. But even that, my parents just

974
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: went on a trip to Greece for two weeks. They

975
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: got to Germany, UH to go in their connection and

976
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: my dad's passport was expiring in forty five days. They're

977
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: only staying for ten days and they have a return

978
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 1: to get Germany would not let them on the plane,

979
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: so they had to turn around and go home. They're

980
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 1: back home. They left yesterday and they're back home because

981
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: my dad couldn't. And I said, I wrote them an

982
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: out and I go, because this trip did not happen.

983
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: Something good will happen, believe me, or something horrible will

984
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: happen in grief. Who are their friends? Yeah, something you will,

985
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: something you will avoid will happen like like, and I go, honestly,

986
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you guys on a trip to

987
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: wherever you want to go paid and I go. That

988
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't have happened unless this was because they could Germany

989
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 1: wouldn't even let them out. You couldn't go anywhere. Yeah,

990
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: So my dad and um and when he got to

991
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: the airport in St. Louis, he uh, he only had

992
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: a picture of his COVID card and which they said

993
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: was fine when they called the airport and they were like,

994
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: it's not fine. You have to go get a test.

995
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: So they had. They were at the airport and had

996
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: to go get a rapid test and get back. They

997
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: barely made the plane. Then they get in Germany. I mean,

998
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: my dad is so upset. I can I don't even

999
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: want to see them because of how upset there. But

1000
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: I go, keep your bags packed. I will. I will

1001
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 1: get you a flight to the Florida Keys right now

1002
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: when you have a week and they go, we just

1003
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: want to be home. We just and I go keep

1004
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: it packed. Let's talk tomorrow night. I might send them

1005
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: off tomorrow on a trip if they keep their bags packed,

1006
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: because they're all ready to go. They got the dogs away. Whatever,

1007
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: let's why do I care. I just fucking hate not

1008
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: I don't hate Germany, but I hate custom That's why

1009
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: rules that aren't don't make sense. The things forty five

1010
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: days and it's ten days, and can you imagine five

1011
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: days in Germany? It's like glad at the award show. Yeah,

1012
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: be like the days you know, something like that. Yeah,

1013
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: you know, Schitzer, it's the only word I know in German,

1014
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: which means ship apparently, Okay, why do I care? Why

1015
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 1: do I care? You know? Another word in German ben

1016
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: lesbian snoot. I'm a lesbian whrror. I don't know why?

1017
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,439
Speaker 1: Why you know that? I don't know. My friend Taylor

1018
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: taught it to me. In fifth grade. I learned one

1019
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: line in Hungarian MAGGI, what is that? Can I buy

1020
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: you a drink? Void? Is your beautiful? I learned that

1021
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: because I went out in Budapest. I thought I'd get pussed.

1022
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: Drink You're beautiful? Yeah? Nice? I should probably say say

1023
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: void first. Okay, why do I care? Mariah Carey posted

1024
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: a self deprecating throwback showing an attempt at the Rachel haircut.

1025
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I saw this. It was rarely a Rachel

1026
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: that was not a Rachel. Did you do the Rachel?

1027
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm still trying to do the Rachel.

1028
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: I've done it with my people after Rachel. Can you

1029
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: explain it to people that don't know what Everyone knows

1030
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: what it is. Everyone. It is a like a haircut

1031
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: that is about shorter shoulder length. When she was doing it,

1032
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: when it was really the Rachel, and I would say

1033
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: the first and second season of the show. It's a

1034
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: layered of highly layered. Look. Um, she has really really

1035
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: thick hair, so it's has a lot. It takes hair

1036
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: that already has a lot of body makes it have

1037
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: even more. And it's very PC at the top, the

1038
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: PC as in P I E. C. Why And then

1039
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: the part is can be a straight part, but a

1040
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: lot of times it's like almost like a zigs. It's

1041
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 1: kind of like and you can do this a lot.

1042
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: You run your hands through it a lot and go oh,

1043
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: and you can play with it, and it's just it was.

1044
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: It was the best cut. How much celebrity have, Like

1045
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: the Beatles when they grew a mustache, you know, they

1046
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: all grew a mustache after like their second album or whatever.

1047
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: Every guy fucking had a musta yeah, and the beet haircut. Um,

1048
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: what celebrity do you think influence you them? I got

1049
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: called Grandma Jennifer and my field hockey team because by

1050
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: the time I was in high school, Jennifer Franson had

1051
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: that really pinned straight hair, long, long, pin straight. Why

1052
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: were you grandma? Though? Because I had a limp from

1053
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: since once when I ran very very severe limp, I

1054
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: literally couldn't walk from since once it was bad, I

1055
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 1: had to quit field dot Key. It was terrible. So

1056
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: I would iron my hair with an ironing board. Still

1057
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: the straightest my hair. I believe it was Courtney um

1058
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: to board Courtney on fire hopefully No. I love Courtney.

1059
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: I loved it because it was like acknowledging that I

1060
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,439
Speaker 1: look like Jenniferranson. And I didn't have to tell someone

1061
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: to tell me that, which is only I've ever wanted.

1062
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: I was obsessed. So I started ironing my hair, and

1063
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: my my dad used to walk down into his dressing

1064
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: room where I used the ironing board. Never burnt myself,

1065
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: by the way, iron every day, put it on the

1066
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: thing so fast, so much faster than an iron straightening.

1067
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: And by way, in the early two thousands, straightening irons

1068
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: were garbage. It wasn't until like two thousand six that

1069
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: Cheese came out and really changed the game. But you

1070
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: used to they would never get hot enough. And now

1071
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: ironing straightening irons are as hot as irons that you

1072
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: use on an iron gain. So I was, what have

1073
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: you burn your hair? You don't? Would you ever leave

1074
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: the steamer on by a mistake when iron in your hair? Yeah?

1075
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: Or spray starch on it. No, I definitely did what

1076
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: you did. You do this too? Was doing it? No,

1077
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: it would be accidental and then it could burn it.

1078
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: But no, it was no one. No one was doing

1079
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: this in my high school. You never, never, never. And

1080
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: I used to people go, Nick, you're gonna burn you

1081
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 1: something today, and I was I could do it blindly

1082
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: and go, Dad, no, I'm not. When my dad would

1083
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: come down, this is kind of disturbing. My dad would

1084
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: come down in his dressing room and go like, it's

1085
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: just the smell in here. It smells like a concentration camp.

1086
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: And I go, why do you know what that's and

1087
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: he goes, it smells like burning people. Yeah, yeah, And

1088
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: I was like, that's really not nice. I mean, and

1089
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: you don't know. And I think it's a lot more

1090
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: than hair. I wasn't burning flesh, dad, But he used

1091
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: to say that and be like so mad at me,

1092
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like, but my hair looks glossy and straight

1093
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: and people. I remember wearing it to the Green Tree

1094
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: Festival and people were all a buzz, NICKI how did

1095
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: you get it so straight? And it was my secret

1096
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: and it changed my life. It didn't change anything. No

1097
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: one liked me more. Um, let's get to top one

1098
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: bottom one. We do it every Monday. Let's kick it

1099
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 1: off with the worst experience in a car, your bottom experience, Andrew.

1100
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: Let's start with you. Oh man, So my bottom one.

1101
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: First month had my car, I had a brand new

1102
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 1: Ford Explorer. Actually wasn't brand new. It was a few

1103
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: months old that my dad let my stepmom drive. And

1104
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: every time I'd go to school in my school bus,

1105
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 1: I would see her driving my new car. And I

1106
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: was such a spoiled bitch because I shouldn't even have

1107
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: a new Explorer, but I would see her driving. I go,

1108
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: I should have put on the first miles on that car.

1109
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: But anyways, So I got the car, and I'm so

1110
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: fucking cool, and sixteen, I'm in my car and uh,

1111
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: this guy, the senior in his Jeep Wrangler, Rusty, was

1112
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: in the back of it, and Rusty was spit on

1113
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: my car with my buddy Jordan's and my ego couldn't

1114
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: handle the fucking spit. Even though that didn't hit me,

1115
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: it's on my car. It's literally windsheo wipers, but the

1116
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: disrespect of spitting on my fucking car. And so I

1117
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: followed the Wrangler and I'm driving right behind him, and

1118
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: I just I don't even know what I'm gonna do.

1119
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: Am I gonna get out and fight them whatever? Next thing,

1120
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 1: you know, the senior starts backing up towards my car

1121
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: and he's completely coming at me, and I'm like, fuck,

1122
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: he's gonna hit my car, and so I fucking I

1123
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: go to go around. It's like in a private development.

1124
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: I go to go around him, and there's a truck,

1125
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: like a working truck, uh, in front of the meeting,

1126
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: like in front of the meeting, yeah, like with like

1127
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: um whatever, yeah, and I go around it and he

1128
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 1: tried to cut me off. He didn't see me, and

1129
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: he fucking drilled the side of my car, and I

1130
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 1: almost fucking fly off a bridge like with my Luckily,

1131
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: like we did like a one eight. So I'm like

1132
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: freaking out right. First month, his parents lived like a

1133
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: block away, so his parents came talk to the cops.

1134
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 1: It was my fault because I was on the wrong

1135
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 1: side of road, even though wouldn't let me leave, and

1136
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do, and my dad sucking,

1137
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: oh my god, it was not not cool. And so yeah,

1138
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 1: if someone spits on your car, don't take so much

1139
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,800
Speaker 1: offense to it. Yeah, just fucking I should know. And

1140
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm still f you know, I ended up be my

1141
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: business on a man's car. You don't spit is just like,

1142
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: don't fucking spit on it. When I watched that Jim

1143
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: and Andy documentary about Jim Carrey and Andy Kaufman like

1144
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 1: taking the role of Andy Kaufman, which is so good,

1145
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: by the way, on Netflix. No, what have you seen it? No?

1146
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: I have my god, if you've never seen Man on

1147
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: the Moon, the Andy Kaufman movie that Jim Carrey started

1148
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 1: from the nineties, it's one of the best films of

1149
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: like one of my favorite films. And then the Jim

1150
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 1: and Andy is a documentary about the making of it,

1151
00:54:54,520 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: and Jim Carrey we all know notoriously became Andy Aufman

1152
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 1: off screen too. But it's way weirder than you think,

1153
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 1: way weirder, dude. It's so I can't believe the documentary

1154
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,439
Speaker 1: has been out since two thousand seventeen. I just found

1155
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: out about. It's one of my favorite things I've watched.

1156
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,479
Speaker 1: It took me like three days to get through because

1157
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: I was like processing it so much. But he's he

1158
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,479
Speaker 1: as Andy Kaufman spits on this guy at one point,

1159
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: and it's just like the guy that knew Andy Kaufman

1160
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: back in the day, because they cast it the same person.

1161
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: Was like, Andy and I did not have this relationship, Like,

1162
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 1: I don't know why Jim Carrey is choosing to like

1163
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 1: bully me. He's like, because Jim is just saying, I

1164
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: don't know what's happening. I'm just doing what Andy is

1165
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: telling me to do. I'm possessed by Andy. So he goes,

1166
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 1: I know that Andy and him got along back in

1167
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: the day, but what for whatever reason, Andy does not

1168
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,760
Speaker 1: like him right now. And it was just like, okay,

1169
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: all right, Jimmy. So anyway, my worst story in a

1170
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: car um. I wanted to beat the ship out of

1171
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: a guy too later on in life because I got

1172
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: bigger because I was really small. We're still on that.

1173
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I would see him later in life.

1174
00:55:53,960 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: I just party Joel Joel McHale, Yeah, Joe mc cao,

1175
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: who looks like Jim Ligaments but whatever, that's an inside joke.

1176
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 1: That's a very insight. But anyways, but I got bigger

1177
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: and stronger, and you just want to beat up your

1178
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,720
Speaker 1: bullies from back in the day to yeah, get away,

1179
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: go ahead, man, I've got some good bully red dumped

1180
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: or like like confrontation stories next week. One time Molly

1181
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: Collier was front row and she was the one that

1182
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 1: I peted in her sister's bed at a sumber party,

1183
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: that she was my friend, and then she and all

1184
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: the girls told the class on Monday that I pete

1185
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,879
Speaker 1: the bed and she was kind of like pulled into

1186
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: it even though she was my friend. She got she

1187
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 1: went sided with the girls and that she was at

1188
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: a Funny Bone show one time and I go, Molly,

1189
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: and I was headlining. It was like my first like

1190
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: big and Molly was there and I go, Molly Colliers, here,

1191
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 1: I go, You're the reason I do stand up. Do

1192
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 1: you know that you told? And it was so good

1193
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 1: and she was really sweet about it, and I was like,

1194
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 1: I know you called me a bit at the pencil

1195
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: sharpener because Ellie told you two in fourth grade and

1196
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: I didn't know what it meant. And I just said,

1197
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: no you are. I go, no, I'm not. She goes,

1198
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 1: you're a bit and I go, no, I'm not, and

1199
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, good line. I'm going to write that

1200
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: down in my Book of Comebacks, which was actually a

1201
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: good line. Compassionately, it was good, Well you're still on

1202
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: that too. You can't let things go today. So my

1203
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: worst my worst thing in a car is really quick,

1204
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: but it's um. I just, for whatever reason, when I

1205
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: was thinking about this, got brought back, not to like

1206
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 1: near accidents or traumatizing physical things and cars, but the

1207
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: way I felt one time when I was with my

1208
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend in a car and he said something intentionally

1209
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: really hurtful to me. That was the only thing in

1210
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: our relationship that I really remember he did out of

1211
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 1: He even admitted to saying like, I did that to

1212
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: hurt you, because later on I was like, I think

1213
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: you're being hurtful. You did this, this, this, and he

1214
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: goes those other two were totally unintentional, and I'm really sorry,

1215
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: but that one was actually trying to hurt your feelings

1216
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: and it was an ugly moment. And that moment was

1217
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,479
Speaker 1: I was saying, he was in a mood about something,

1218
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 1: you know, in a bad mood, and he was we

1219
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: were driving to launch or something, and I was just

1220
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: trying to you know, that tension that you feel when

1221
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: you know the person hate you next to you for

1222
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: something that you don't even remember what you did, trying

1223
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: to make small talk and be nice and like bubbly, angry,

1224
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: silent and like just not not in a good mood,

1225
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 1: and I just go, um. I mentioned some car we

1226
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 1: saw and I was like, oh, I like that or something,

1227
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: and he goes, he goes uh or I said, that's

1228
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: for whatever reason we're talking about how I can't tell

1229
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: the difference between cars. I can get a rental car

1230
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: and drive it all week and not tell you what

1231
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: the make was or the model. Like I don't pay

1232
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: attention to cars. It's not something in my I just

1233
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: don't know. I get it when friends always like, you

1234
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: don't know my car, and I'm like, I will never

1235
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: know your car. I don't pay it. It's like when

1236
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: you get into um u an uber and you don't

1237
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: pay attention to the directions. Whenever I go to a

1238
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: doctor's office and they lead me through the hallway to

1239
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: the and then they let me out of the doctor's office,

1240
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: I never know how to get back to the way

1241
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: to because I'm following someone. I don't pay attention. So

1242
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: I go, I said to him, I go, I honestly,

1243
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about cars, like the difference between cars.

1244
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: It's so wild, Like I have a like almost blindness

1245
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: to cars and the differences between them. And he goes, oh,

1246
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: you would think that someone who like is good at

1247
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: fashion would like know about like like would see the differences,

1248
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: like who cares about fashion would care about cars. And

1249
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I'm terrible at fashion. And he goes oh,

1250
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: he goes I know, or he said something He goes, um, yeah,

1251
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: that's what I meant, or something like he said something

1252
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: about like he just insulted my fashion fashion sense, which

1253
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 1: I was really insecure about at the time, and he

1254
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: knew that. And I just felt so low and so sad,

1255
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: just a feeling of just like sadness of like the

1256
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,439
Speaker 1: person I love, this isn't going to work. I can't

1257
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: be with someone that talks to me like this. But

1258
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: I have no idea how this is ever going to end,

1259
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: and it probably it might not. I might be trapped

1260
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: in this forever. And and you're literally trapped in a

1261
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: moving vehicle and he has full control of it. And

1262
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: that's a whole other thing too, of like road rage

1263
00:59:54,960 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: and no, he's he's I don't say him. He The

1264
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 1: fact that he admitted that he was trying to hurt

1265
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 1: me and that like it was an ugly moment, was

1266
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 1: actually huge growth. And that's the only reason I can

1267
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: talk about it. But yeah, just that feeling I've been

1268
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: all the flood of thoughts that came back to me

1269
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: of bad moments and cars were not accidents which I've had,

1270
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: not like hitting pedestrians with my car and feeling like

1271
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: I was gonna go to jail forever. It's when boys

1272
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: have been mean to me. No, what's your worst one?

1273
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 1: My worst one? I guess it is kind of like

1274
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: a cross of the two of the things that you

1275
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: guys said. It was in a guy spit on you

1276
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: in the car. No, but um, I was in a

1277
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: car with a friend of mine and um, He's like,

1278
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: I want to see me blow this red light and

1279
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm like no, and he like stepped on the gas

1280
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 1: and he don't through one avenue. He like blew through

1281
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: New you Trick, which is under like a train pass,

1282
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: and it's like you can't see if cars are coming round.

1283
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: And I was just like, know, nothing happened, Thank goodness.

1284
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: But now every time I go through a large intersection,

1285
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: even if I have the green light. I I'm just like,

1286
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm gonna get hit by a car.

1287
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 1: Well that's good though, I'm glad that happened to you

1288
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: and you didn't get hurt because now maybe you're more

1289
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: cautious and you won't get hurt by something that you know,

1290
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: someone blowing a red light even when you have a

1291
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 1: green because you can't ever trust it just because it's green.

1292
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: So maybe some good game of that, but really a

1293
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 1: good point. No, I wanted to say to any person listening.

1294
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: If you're in a car with someone and they take

1295
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 1: a risk that puts your life at danger, they are bad.

1296
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: They they don't love you, and it's not that they

1297
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: don't love you, it's a personal thing. They don't love

1298
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 1: themselves because they're risking their own life, and you need

1299
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: to distance yourself from that person. I'm serious, and I'm

1300
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: talking to myself here too. When I'm in a car

1301
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: with a man and he just driving erratically, it is

1302
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: an It's the number one red flag of get out

1303
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 1: of that relationship because they do not value your life

1304
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: and they need to be Even if they don't value

1305
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: their own, they should be driving safely with you because

1306
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 1: you are precious cargo and they love you. So oh

1307
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 1: that's a good This is a good lesson that I

1308
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: need to hear. And and I'm talking to you. Girl

1309
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: who and anyone who said could when Noah said that

1310
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: at the same time Andrew and I did, you were

1311
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: fully indoctrinated into the Nicki Glazer podcast. If your first

1312
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: I love you. I like a bad boy that you

1313
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: know go zero to sixty and three seconds. You need

1314
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 1: to like yourself because girls are trying to the bad

1315
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,439
Speaker 1: boys that treat you bad bad boys because you don't

1316
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 1: like yourself. And I know you're like no I do.

1317
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: I beg to differ and it's not It's not bad

1318
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: that you don't like yourself. Let's do top moments and cars.

1319
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: Can we do this fast? Standard? Yeah? Fast and furious

1320
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: coming out again? Number nine? I think, okay, faster. Blow

1321
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 1: job in a car? Great? Oh wow? Great? Which one?

1322
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 1: Which high school? I got a blow job? I was

1323
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: a senior. The car was moving, Not only was it park,

1324
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know like car. I locked myself in there

1325
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: like someone kills a dog with the windows up. Yeah.

1326
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: I didn't have the air conditioning on. We fogged that

1327
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: bitch out. I did have the battery on because we

1328
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: were listening to back Seat of that Jeep or back

1329
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 1: Seat of My Jeep by l O Cool J, and

1330
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,439
Speaker 1: I just it's so like you know, when you hook

1331
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: up and you play a hook up song in the

1332
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: place you're hooking up. Great, it's not that's just like

1333
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: just do it. But it's like it's as long as

1334
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 1: I embraced it's not. And Rusty was involved in that

1335
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: one because he came and knocked on the window. Man,

1336
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: he should spit on your dick. He looted it up

1337
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay. My top story in a car

1338
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 1: is um one from this past weekend. It's just singing

1339
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 1: in a car with friends and the song is just

1340
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: right and everyone's enjoying the song at the same level.

1341
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: It's not like a Taylor Show song I put on

1342
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: just for myself, like everyone's in. I sang Don't Speak

1343
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 1: with Ben Gleeb and Carlile Forrester on the way back

1344
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: from the Pacific from Malibu. We went to a class

1345
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 1: this weekend, a dance class, and on the way back,

1346
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: Ben drove us back and we'd saying don't Speak, and

1347
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 1: I forgot how fucking great that song is. How much

1348
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:09,959
Speaker 1: anger there is in that song how much hurt? Because

1349
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 1: I used to sing that song when I was in

1350
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 1: seventh grade and I remember really getting nailing it back then.

1351
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: It's perfectly in my vocal range. And I just had

1352
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 1: this renaissance with that song in the car and I

1353
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 1: knew every little breath, every little tweak of her voice,

1354
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 1: like I nail it. It is now you and me.

1355
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 1: I used to beat get every day, gether always. You

1356
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 1: know it's really good, dude, I'm closing. Then I'm losing

1357
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 1: my best friend. I can't believe this could be the

1358
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 1: It looks okay, so it's just like so good. It's

1359
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 1: actually like that song. There's a little like Billie Eilish

1360
01:04:56,200 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: there really the losing losing. I could do it if

1361
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 1: I practice it so um singing that and then the

1362
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: other one is real quick um oh fund it was

1363
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: a good one. It was a good hold um. In

1364
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: high school, me and my friends used to uh scream

1365
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 1: out of the window and like uh push our like

1366
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: my friends would flash guys and I would just be

1367
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: in the cars and we would like play poor some

1368
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: sugar on me and do like fake strip teases to

1369
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: be like fake wheeler. L're trying to be and just

1370
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 1: laughing with my friends. And then Krisen and I went

1371
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 1: back to our old college as adults this past summer

1372
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: and we were driving past college kids waiting in line

1373
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: to get in these like packed clubs during COVID, and

1374
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: we would drive past and go because she was she

1375
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: was driving a CRV and we were just like confusing

1376
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: these kids at night, saying, like dressed in like mini

1377
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 1: skirts college kids, and we go and just like old ladies.

1378
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 1: That was so fun. No, what's your top story at

1379
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 1: a car? Okay, well, top moment in the car would

1380
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: be anytime I might have a I have a like

1381
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,120
Speaker 1: lame a dog in the backseat, dog with his head

1382
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 1: out the window and me looking in the side mirror

1383
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 1: and like seeing how happy like mouth and open and

1384
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 1: tongue wagging and mute that dog with a head out

1385
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 1: the window. It really is tongue and it's in the wind.

1386
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: And when you're smiling, even though they're not, because it's

1387
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: just their teeth are being pushed back to you know.

1388
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 1: It's like how skeletons always smiling. People really liked that,

1389
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,880
Speaker 1: by the way, when I said it early on the podcast,

1390
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,000
Speaker 1: that skeletons are always smiling. If you ever said, just

1391
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: picture that your skeleton is like, and when you're dead

1392
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: and the maggots eat your flesh, you'll be like, yeah,

1393
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm a skeleton. Great, and everyone's forgotten

1394
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: about me. Okay, final thought, let's just get let me

1395
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 1: just do one more part of the story, but we're

1396
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: not going to finish it of the I Heeart Awards.

1397
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 1: So I get there the tent. I'm back in the tent.

1398
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 1: They go. The presenter's tent is right here. So you

1399
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 1: walk through this like you know, uh drapery, like you

1400
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 1: can't see who's in there. I walk in. There's like

1401
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: bands warming up to like to go on, I go,

1402
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 1: who's those bands? I don't even know who these people are.

1403
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: Who was that band? It was like imagine dragons. No,

1404
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 1: it was twenty one Pilots. Yeah, okay, so that they

1405
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: were there. The guy was really cute. The everyone's just

1406
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: like nervous back there. You just realize these So I

1407
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 1: walk in. Nellie is inside the presenter's tent. There's a

1408
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:28,120
Speaker 1: there's a TV. I wish I love I'm okay, so no,

1409
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 1: it's uh hey Nellie, Nellie, Nellie. I don't know, wait,

1410
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: what what Nellie? It's every down in the rain baby

1411
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:46,520
Speaker 1: got ready to let it go? I know, Oh, you

1412
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:49,200
Speaker 1: can just go to the children's song the Lullaby. So

1413
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 1: Nellie's in there. Also is in there is Joel McHale

1414
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 1: and then wait, no, Joel's not in there yet. There

1415
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 1: was a kid band who was like kind of kid

1416
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 1: to me that they wouldn't even look at me. And

1417
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm dressed like gorgeously. I'm obviously one of the celebrities.

1418
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 1: They're fucking talk I'm not a publicist. They totally ignore

1419
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: me on trying to like be nice and like look

1420
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 1: at them. Only one of the guys in the band

1421
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: looked at me. They're three singers. I don't know who

1422
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 1: they are, but I later on I filmed them. Later on.

1423
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 1: It was a band with three singers. They went out

1424
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 1: to present and I think they went out to present

1425
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,080
Speaker 1: and I took Yeah, it was like some indie group.

1426
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,600
Speaker 1: I took a video of them presenting because I was

1427
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:27,800
Speaker 1: inside the room watching the TV, and I made commentary

1428
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 1: like they weren't very cool. Um one second, one second, okay, yeah,

1429
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: they were, Um, definitely here there, let's see them. It's

1430
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:43,640
Speaker 1: very open to chatting him this desolate rock. Oh here

1431
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:50,040
Speaker 1: it is, Oh, who are those I just shared a

1432
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 1: great room with these guys and semi seven days and

1433
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 1: I just released gonna be honest them in a pretty

1434
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,640
Speaker 1: stunning dress spent. I don't know why that has to

1435
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 1: do with anything. I was very open to chatting in

1436
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:08,639
Speaker 1: this desolator. Didn't say anything to me. I'm sure they're

1437
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 1: just nervous and I'm taking it personal. Okay, So I'm

1438
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,639
Speaker 1: sure they were nervous and taking person I was taking

1439
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,000
Speaker 1: it personally. But they didn't. They literally didn't make any

1440
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: eye contact with me, even though I was trying to

1441
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:18,760
Speaker 1: be like nice and smile at them because we're all

1442
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 1: at this award show. But anyway, Nellie is back there.

1443
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 1: Later on he comes back there, and I was like,

1444
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 1: I have tuck to Nellie in the lobby of the

1445
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,519
Speaker 1: Serious building a couple of years ago when I saw him,

1446
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 1: and I just went up to him and said, I'm

1447
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,000
Speaker 1: from St. Louis. Thank you for all you do for

1448
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 1: our community, which is an insane thing to say, but

1449
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,599
Speaker 1: I was really nervous so him this time ago, Nellie,

1450
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:37,759
Speaker 1: I'm from St. Louis. When he was thinking laser I'm comedian.

1451
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, nice to meet you, and we shake

1452
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,920
Speaker 1: hands and I was like, thank you seriously for making St.

1453
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,760
Speaker 1: Louis fucking cool, and he was a girl, you're keeping

1454
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 1: that going. I go, I am, but like I you

1455
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:51,760
Speaker 1: started it, man, like you wrapped at the front, neck

1456
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:53,960
Speaker 1: down at the front and neck don't know how to act.

1457
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 1: It's I think it's like uh So then he was

1458
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,800
Speaker 1: very nice. Man. I go and I one time told

1459
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: you thank you for all you do for our community.

1460
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:03,439
Speaker 1: I made everyone laugh by telling that story in the room,

1461
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: so everyone was like on board with me. The makeup

1462
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:06,640
Speaker 1: bart discern in the back they're doing touch ups and

1463
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,640
Speaker 1: everyone was like then Nelly kind of liked me. He

1464
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: was drinking too, so he was like in a better mood.

1465
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 1: His publicist was there and like kind of getting a

1466
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 1: kick out of me. So later on Nellie comes up

1467
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 1: to me and he goes, or we're sitting back there,

1468
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:20,320
Speaker 1: and I go, uh so we're talking about I don't

1469
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 1: even know what we're talking about. And he goes, um,

1470
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,800
Speaker 1: you want to like you want to like get shoot something,

1471
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 1: you want to make a video. And I was like sure,

1472
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,400
Speaker 1: and he's like, you want to picture something. I was like, yeah,

1473
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:30,240
Speaker 1: I do, so I give his publicists by camera, and

1474
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 1: then I just turned into like an interviewer. I'm like,

1475
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm backstage here with Nellie. Um, I'll play you the

1476
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:37,519
Speaker 1: tape of what it is. I sent it to Andrew.

1477
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 1: It's not great. I was going to post it and

1478
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: I was like, it's not wonderful, but it's more me

1479
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 1: just like kissing Nellie's ass. But the last parts really

1480
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 1: funny because wait, um sorry, you know, yeah, yeah, I

1481
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 1: don't think I'm ever going to post it, but this

1482
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:57,040
Speaker 1: is the audio from it for maybe my hand is

1483
01:10:57,080 --> 01:11:01,120
Speaker 1: around him, Nelly is there. I love really so much

1484
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 1: at St. Louis really made to and you continue to

1485
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 1: You're amazing on the stars. That's what he's known for.

1486
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:17,680
Speaker 1: You're I'm so happy to see best friends with you now.

1487
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 1: And he goes congratulations to you. You can barely hear him.

1488
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 1: He goes congratulations to you, and you you're still you're

1489
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 1: You're also like setting the stage for like St. Louis.

1490
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 1: He gives me some accolades here that uh, you can't

1491
01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 1: really hear because the But then listen to this part,

1492
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 1: so I'm like, okay, that's my name again, I said,

1493
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:41,760
Speaker 1: what's my name again? Alight and he puts his hand

1494
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,640
Speaker 1: on his head like, oh no, he and I go,

1495
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:47,960
Speaker 1: but then look at look at how much fun we

1496
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,439
Speaker 1: have when he realizes that this brought us together when

1497
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 1: I called him on it, because then he laughed so hard.

1498
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,680
Speaker 1: So when I go, I go, I go, what's my

1499
01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: name again? And then he falls and I like get

1500
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,000
Speaker 1: to hug in and then the rest of the show

1501
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 1: he goes, Nicky, have a good he goes, good job

1502
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,759
Speaker 1: out there, ni Like, like when I go to presenting,

1503
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 1: he's like, have foun out there, Nikki, Like, we're like buds.

1504
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 1: Now I go out there to present my award. I

1505
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 1: come out on stage the guys that give that. So

1506
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 1: I come out because these this three band named A

1507
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 1: j R. Who I loved. I shot video of them

1508
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:28,000
Speaker 1: meeting Nellie secretly and I sent it to them all

1509
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:29,599
Speaker 1: in their d MS, but none of them have seen

1510
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:31,080
Speaker 1: it yet, and I'm like, I got blue checkmark. How

1511
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:34,920
Speaker 1: are these boys not checking their messages? A j are

1512
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 1: really nice guys, very cute, all of them d m

1513
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,320
Speaker 1: me if you're interested. So I don't even know their

1514
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,840
Speaker 1: music at all, but they were they were really nice

1515
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 1: to me, and they were introducing me because they go,

1516
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:44,800
Speaker 1: what's your name, and I was like Nicky and they're like,

1517
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 1: we're actually introducing you. I go, it's Glazer. G l

1518
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: as like like a laser pointer. So they go, Nikki Glazer,

1519
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 1: I come out. I go. Those guys were super cool backstage.

1520
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,760
Speaker 1: The audience loves it, little backstage thing and they I

1521
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:57,519
Speaker 1: was like, I love those guys. They were nice backstage.

1522
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,640
Speaker 1: Little backstage. Yeah, he's backstages over there. That would be

1523
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:04,759
Speaker 1: a great name. So then Nelly, by the way, Usher

1524
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 1: Has this is for tomorrow when I cover the rest

1525
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 1: of the story. Usher Has is hosting the show. He

1526
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,760
Speaker 1: has a private band, like his own band, on the

1527
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 1: side of the stage where there's like a lounge around it.

1528
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 1: Joel Gallen, who directed and produced this ord show, did

1529
01:13:17,479 --> 01:13:21,040
Speaker 1: a fantastic job. It was so cool to be in

1530
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: this Like every presenter in famous person there was in

1531
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:26,080
Speaker 1: this artist lounge surrounding Usher. So during the commercial brace

1532
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:29,519
Speaker 1: Usher would sarenade you with his live cool band, and

1533
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 1: he was right there, like two feet in front of you,

1534
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: like you're just it's like a small lounge. And then

1535
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:39,599
Speaker 1: the audience was like full audience no, I should be doing.

1536
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Usher was hosting it and then

1537
01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:46,160
Speaker 1: singing everything he wanted to say. No, he wanted to

1538
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,840
Speaker 1: sing in commercial breaks. He didn't have to. It was

1539
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,639
Speaker 1: all in camera when he was singing, but he wanted

1540
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:52,759
Speaker 1: to keep going. Because here's the big thing. The takeaway, guys,

1541
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:57,240
Speaker 1: Live music and entertainment is going to be fucking bonkers

1542
01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 1: this year because I noticed that every single perform Warmer

1543
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 1: the weekend, even he's at the I Heard Awards. He

1544
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,800
Speaker 1: goes to accept his award after he opened the show.

1545
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,599
Speaker 1: Later on he's accepting it and he goes, I didn't

1546
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,240
Speaker 1: want to stop playing. I cannot believe how much how

1547
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:13,000
Speaker 1: excited this makes me to perform. Usher. What leads us

1548
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,479
Speaker 1: into the story that I really want to tell is

1549
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:17,240
Speaker 1: Usher kept the party going after the camera stopped, which

1550
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,840
Speaker 1: is absurd to finish a two and a half hour

1551
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:22,560
Speaker 1: show and then want to keep playing because it was

1552
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 1: a live crowd, not socially distant. People were just stoked.

1553
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 1: So I'll just say this part. So I go those,

1554
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 1: How did the did the joke hit? Yeah? It was fine.

1555
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,280
Speaker 1: I stumbled pretty hard out of the gate, which is

1556
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 1: another thing. No, let me just quickly get this. I'm

1557
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,400
Speaker 1: gonna go into rapid fire. So I come out. The

1558
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,240
Speaker 1: HR introduced me. I go, I love those guys. They

1559
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 1: were nice to be backstage then and Nelly goes go

1560
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:46,439
Speaker 1: Nikki or says something to me from across the stage.

1561
01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:48,439
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like hundreds of feet away from

1562
01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:50,439
Speaker 1: where Usher is sitting in a machine gun. Kelly Megabus

1563
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,880
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, NICKI because I had the rapport, and

1564
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 1: I go, I love you, Nellie. The crowd fucking loved it.

1565
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 1: They're on my side, eating out of the palm of

1566
01:14:57,439 --> 01:14:59,400
Speaker 1: my hand. I'm feeling really loose, so I just go

1567
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:01,320
Speaker 1: into the b it like I would do stand up

1568
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,439
Speaker 1: forgetting There's a teller prompter with the bit in it,

1569
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,559
Speaker 1: and then I kind of stumble. I stumble, I forget

1570
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 1: my premise. And then I, instead of freaking out because

1571
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:11,600
Speaker 1: I stumbled, which is like something I would normally do,

1572
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,120
Speaker 1: would be like, you already sucked it up. You wanted

1573
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:14,479
Speaker 1: to come out and just nail it, not have a

1574
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,400
Speaker 1: single stumble. I just was like, make the best of

1575
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 1: the rest of it because you stumbled, But now you

1576
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,679
Speaker 1: could start over and be way better than you would

1577
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,679
Speaker 1: have if you didn't stumble, like you can start again,

1578
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:28,000
Speaker 1: begin again. So I stumbled, and I go, I was like,

1579
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 1: you know what I'm looking like listening? And I then

1580
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 1: I decided to do it like I was talking to

1581
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,200
Speaker 1: my friends and trying to articulate something. So I just

1582
01:15:36,479 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 1: knew the joke in my head, and I go, how

1583
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:39,640
Speaker 1: would you tell this to your friends? How would you

1584
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,639
Speaker 1: articulate this? And I go, when you're looking for new music,

1585
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 1: when you're looking for good music to listen to do

1586
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,280
Speaker 1: it's a lot like And then I did the joke

1587
01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:47,960
Speaker 1: just from my memory instead of reading it. And then

1588
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,679
Speaker 1: it hit, hit, hit, all the jokes hit. It was fine.

1589
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,400
Speaker 1: Later on they chopped my They made it seem like

1590
01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:55,920
Speaker 1: I said John Mayer was in my phone, not John

1591
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:59,800
Speaker 1: Mayer's second cousin, Rodney's roommate, and and they just did.

1592
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,320
Speaker 1: Then I had to write to them and be like,

1593
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:02,960
Speaker 1: can you include the rest of it so it doesn't

1594
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:04,800
Speaker 1: look like I'm saying that John Mayors in my phone

1595
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:13,520
Speaker 1: even king. No, No, I don't know how cousin Rodney's

1596
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:16,960
Speaker 1: a name we're talking about. No, that is sorry, that's ridiculous,

1597
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:20,000
Speaker 1: but I mean, I guess cancel culture could go there anyway,

1598
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:22,639
Speaker 1: Nelly gave me a shout out. I stumbled over my line.

1599
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 1: I had a great night despite stumbling and feeling like

1600
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: I really didn't do well because when I go off stage,

1601
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,160
Speaker 1: no one said good job. I'm waiting for good jobs.

1602
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,880
Speaker 1: Everyone's running around they didn't even see it. Maybe, But

1603
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 1: then I'm thinking the people that did see it, they're

1604
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 1: not saying good job. I'm feeling in my head. And

1605
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:37,519
Speaker 1: then the rest of the night, I decided to let

1606
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:40,280
Speaker 1: that go. Even if I bombed and I'm never invited back,

1607
01:16:40,479 --> 01:16:42,080
Speaker 1: have the time of my life. And I will get

1608
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:43,799
Speaker 1: into that story at the top of the show tomorrow

1609
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 1: on the Nicki Lazer podcast. Thank you so much for

1610
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:50,000
Speaker 1: listening today. What a fucking fun shows, Eggs fashion, eggs

1611
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,280
Speaker 1: all over you guys, Thank you for listening. Thank you

1612
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:54,760
Speaker 1: for adopting into your life. Thank you for telling your

1613
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:56,720
Speaker 1: friends about the show. Tell them that they can jump

1614
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,080
Speaker 1: in at any time. They'll they'll they'll learn the inside

1615
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:02,040
Speaker 1: jokes quickly. They I want them at our group of friends.

1616
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:04,720
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's build this group of friends, because you

1617
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,040
Speaker 1: guys are seriously, I feel as close to me as

1618
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:09,559
Speaker 1: my busties and I love you and uh any last words?

1619
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:15,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gotta talk about this, Okay. I

1620
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,720
Speaker 1: was like, what, Alright, guys, he was just joking. But

1621
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:22,599
Speaker 1: we will get into everything, including his teeth, in between

1622
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:26,519
Speaker 1: stories on the news tomorrow. All right, see you tomorrow, Okay,