1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:06,960 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secrets six by one. I don't get 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: star struck off, and but I'm star struck right now. 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,959 Speaker 1: You all, it's time for dirty little secret text in 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: four one O six one. If you want to get 5 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: anything off your chest, you can always tell us your 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And we keep everybody anonymous. We don't 7 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 1: even ask your name, so nobody knows who you are. 8 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: You can say whatever you want. This is a safe place. Yeah, 9 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 1: so you can say whatever you want. We always give 10 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 1: everybody an anonymous nickname. And I didn't have much of 11 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: a childhood, right, Nope, didn't do a lot of kid 12 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: things you didn't know. But the one thing that I 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: did like as a kid was Curious George. Really that 14 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 1: monkey with the rain coat raincoat a lot, didn't he Yeah, 15 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: it's it's a little weird. Yeah, it was a little 16 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: weird monkey. Okay, that makes sense. Well, anyway, Curious George 17 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: is on the phone right now. Oh you're a little weird, 18 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: just to tell us a dirty little secret. What's up, 19 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: Curious George. It's been a while, it's been a long time. Okay, 20 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: what is your dirty little secret? You want to tell 21 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 1: as Curious George? Okay, curious. George has a very little secret, 22 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: and I just I have to share it. I have 23 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 1: picked off my chest. Um okay, I worked at the school. 24 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: There was a principle. She was a horrible person. She 25 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: was evil, she was mean, and she was like she 26 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 1: ran us around like we were her interns, but we 27 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: were employees as well. And he always wanted everybody to 28 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: make her coffee. I would obviously always be gone, I 29 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: would be on anywhere else to make but to make coffee. 30 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: I hate to smell a coffee, by the way, I 31 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 1: think it's another thing. The thing was because I hate 32 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: to smell a coffee. She always like, why don't you 33 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: make me coffee? And I'm like, no, no, no no, no no. 34 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: I find something to do. I would help a student, 35 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: I would do anything. I would do somebody's office. I 36 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: don't care. So the one day I just was so 37 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: sick of it, and I was like, I'm gonna put 38 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna offer to make her coffee. 39 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: She thought was kind of odd, but she didn't think 40 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: anything about it. And so I made her coffee and 41 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: I put a little laxative in it. They're like from 42 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 1: the health food store and they're potent. They're better than anything. 43 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: Every biotic drug store coffee already does that for people. Now, 44 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, this was the best, and I okay, 45 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: and this was the day. This was like we all 46 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: the whole school was to wear like a light color, 47 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 1: so we all were like white. Just it was just 48 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: like the day. It was like a Friday, feel good Friday, 49 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: and everybody was supposed to be like a white or yellow. Well, 50 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,919 Speaker 1: she wore a combination of both, and then it became 51 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: brown because she was talking to the physical ed department 52 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: and talking to the students about you know, going on 53 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,239 Speaker 1: in different all these different scholarships, and can I tell 54 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 1: you she pooped all over her plans all controllable because 55 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: she's one of these people that will try to act 56 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 1: like everything's fine. She continued talking, and it was disgusting. 57 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god, when did you get the 58 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: inspiration to do this? Well, because I just I'm very creative, 59 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: and I watch a lot of TV and one of 60 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: them very creative. It was supposed to be a prank. 61 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: I didn't know it's going to really work that good. 62 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: And yeah, her outfit that was white and yellow turned white, 63 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:24,239 Speaker 1: yellow and beige. And brown okay, And she was trying 64 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,079 Speaker 1: to talk her way like out of it and talk 65 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: really fast fast, but she couldn't and it went all 66 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: the way down her butt like no, she could not 67 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: get out of the room fast. It was horrible. I 68 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: felt so good though. That was going to be my question, 69 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: did you feel bad? But I guess not. No, I 70 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: didn't feel that at all. I'm sorry. And she went 71 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: home for the day, which even made it better. There 72 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,119 Speaker 1: you go, there's a life hack for everybody who wants 73 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: to send their boss home for the day. Some coffee, 74 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: SPIKEO was some natural elactatives and just let magic happen. 75 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: Thank you for your dirty little secret, Curious George, thank you. 76 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?