Speaker 1: I felt that I was gonna lighten the mood a
Speaker 1: little bit. And you know, when this man asked me
Speaker 1: to come on the show, he didn't really ask, he
Speaker 1: just said, I'll be there. I'll be there, you know,
Speaker 1: because he a boss. Now that's what he does.
Speaker 2: Nephew, Josh's in the house. What's going on? Man?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm?
Speaker 2: What the hell is that you?
Speaker 4: I got a date tonight? Don't say nothing crazy?
Speaker 1: Why does that ship look like shiny plether?
Speaker 4: That's what's going on right now? Everything is not a Steve.
Speaker 1: So but but is that pleath or leather? And don't
Speaker 1: disrespect my brother Steve Harvey.
Speaker 3: You no, no, no Harvey, Steve stephen A stephen A Harvey.
Speaker 1: No no, there's only one stephen A baby, It's only
Speaker 1: one stephen A. But you were you wearing the title,
Speaker 1: So hold on for a second. You said you got
Speaker 1: a date tonight. Didn't you just say that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where you going sight seeing?
Speaker 4: That is free? It's my turn to pay.
Speaker 1: So so you said, because it's your turn to pay,
Speaker 1: you going sight seeing because it's free.
Speaker 2: So that means you don't want to spend no money.
Speaker 4: It's not just that too.
Speaker 3: Did the weather's turning around too, like the city's nice,
Speaker 3: do the weather fields? Get outside, you're gonna get some heah.
Speaker 4: But you eat.
Speaker 1: But the first words out of your mouth was it's
Speaker 1: my turn to pay.
Speaker 2: So this is free.
Speaker 3: Because you know, you know when they be like, it's
Speaker 3: the thought that counts. So I put a hundred percent
Speaker 3: thought into this instead of instead of money, one hundred
Speaker 3: percent thought thought zero.
Speaker 1: So so so, so where you gonna take her for
Speaker 1: the sight seeing?
Speaker 4: Where where you gonna we're gonna go. We're gonna start
Speaker 4: at thirty fourth Street.
Speaker 3: Then we're gonna walk a marathon until you know, she
Speaker 3: probably gonna wear heels cause she think you're gonna eat.
Speaker 3: So we're not gonna walk too far, and she's gonna
Speaker 3: be tired, and you're gonna head back as soon as
Speaker 3: you're getting side.
Speaker 2: But if she's hungry.
Speaker 1: But if she's hungry, why would you head back anywhere
Speaker 1: when you really really is supposed to be taking out
Speaker 1: to dinner.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not supposed to take you out to dinner.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to take her out. It's it's on me
Speaker 3: on where I'm taking her.
Speaker 2: So where's she f where's she from? I'm saying if
Speaker 2: she's from New York, it's what a mask? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So why you think taking her to Times Square thirty
Speaker 1: fourth Street is something that's gonna.
Speaker 3: Move her because on every block somebody's gonna shout we
Speaker 3: rich And it's just the feeling of you know, you're
Speaker 3: with a jalas celebrity.
Speaker 4: Now wheking my way at? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's on your mind?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: Why you why do you want to sit in here
Speaker 2: with me today? Man? Because I mean you already getting
Speaker 2: on my damn nerves with this. Go ahead?
Speaker 3: Man, did you tell him that we was at the
Speaker 3: Three Americans thing together?
Speaker 1: I didn't tell them that was I was. I supposed
Speaker 1: to tell him that. Yeah, why you want me to
Speaker 1: tell him that?
Speaker 3: Because you have to add some some some validness to my.
Speaker 4: My JVP run.
Speaker 1: Well, you were there filming it for me, but you
Speaker 1: did a bunch of shots from the back of my
Speaker 1: head that made no sense.
Speaker 3: Oh you want me to get into why because the
Speaker 3: people at the place would not let me film from
Speaker 3: in front of you.
Speaker 4: You know why? Right?
Speaker 3: My last name wasn't Cuomo or 'reiley. Because I told
Speaker 3: him I told him who I was. They that like
Speaker 3: they ain't know who I was, So that's either your
Speaker 3: faull today fora who taking the blame.
Speaker 1: So you saying that you know because you said that
Speaker 1: you were Smith, stephen A Smith's nephew, that they let
Speaker 1: they denied, that's past.
Speaker 4: I didn't say stephen A. Smith's nephew.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm Josh Smith, and we running in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty eight? Now where do I see it? And she
Speaker 3: looked at me like I was crazy. I got over it.
Speaker 2: We running?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How we running?
Speaker 4: We we running vice president.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna get you to vote that that
Speaker 3: the people that don't want to vote for you gonna
Speaker 3: want to vote for me.
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell the people what you said to
Speaker 1: me on Sunday when you came. You walked up to
Speaker 1: me and you said, Uncle Steve.
Speaker 2: Man, I might have been wrong. You you you you
Speaker 2: really could do this. You could? You should? You should
Speaker 2: when you tell elaborate to the audience, let him know.
Speaker 3: I walked right down on him because I did see
Speaker 3: him speaking on our behalf.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure where you can see that? What can
Speaker 4: you watch that?
Speaker 2: Or I don't know? Yeah, that's Bill a rally.
Speaker 3: You don't even know who we could watch that but
Speaker 3: he was speaking on our behalf, and I was thoroughly
Speaker 3: impressed by that.
Speaker 4: I was impressed. And I'm like, listen, between me and you,
Speaker 4: you got you got the You got the left, and
Speaker 4: I got the right.
Speaker 1: I think it would be the other way around the
Speaker 1: way you talk. I'm just saying, I don't know, but
Speaker 1: go ahead. Why you got these cards in your hand?
Speaker 2: What you got?
Speaker 3: No? This is these are my notes for later. I
Speaker 3: got I got a few, uh, new laws and stuff
Speaker 3: like that. We're gonna get into that after.
Speaker 2: The new laws.
Speaker 4: New laws.
Speaker 3: Oh god, if I'm driving and I catch if I
Speaker 3: catch a heat flash, right and I cracked the window,
Speaker 3: but the passenger is cold, who should be go with?
Speaker 3: I'm the driver, remember that part.
Speaker 2: If it's your lady.
Speaker 1: If it's your lady, look, you got to find at
Speaker 1: least a happy medium.
Speaker 2: You got the compromise.
Speaker 1: You have to always do something that tells her it's
Speaker 1: not just about you.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm trying to say with that.
Speaker 4: Is it about me at all?
Speaker 1: It can be because you don't need to be freezing
Speaker 1: if you drive it. You don't need to be uncomfortable
Speaker 1: because your safety, her safety is.
Speaker 2: In your hands. Because you're behind the wheel.
Speaker 1: But you do need to be a bit sensitive to
Speaker 1: what she wants and needs, even at that particular moment
Speaker 1: in time, because damn it, if she's freezing, that's a problem.
Speaker 3: So if she starts a question with so, can I
Speaker 3: ask you a question?
Speaker 4: And I say no? Is that valid?
Speaker 2: Said?
Speaker 3: What if she asks me a question and it starts
Speaker 3: with can I ask you a question?
Speaker 4: And I say no? Is that valid?
Speaker 3: Because we all know when y'all start with can you
Speaker 3: ask you a question? There's nothing good coming behind that.
Speaker 3: So you gave me an you gave me an option,
Speaker 3: and I said.
Speaker 4: No, is it rhetorical? Can I ask a question? Like?
Speaker 2: It's rude? Can I ask you a question? No?
Speaker 4: Really, it's true, it's an answer.
Speaker 2: Next roll forward, Next rule, bro, next rule. I got
Speaker 2: a surprise for you, by the way, before all of
Speaker 2: this shows up.
Speaker 3: But go ahead, Oh, you do the indecision shot clock.
Speaker 3: If I ask you what you want to eat? You
Speaker 3: got twenty four seconds to figure it out. You got
Speaker 3: two back and forth before the twenty four seconds runs out.
Speaker 3: You know I'm vegan this month. No, we don't have
Speaker 3: time for that. Like, I'm really sick of it. I'm
Speaker 3: going on the day tonight, like I told you, and
Speaker 3: it's outside, we're gonna stop. We might stop at a
Speaker 3: hot dog truck or something like that.
Speaker 1: Why would you be going outside on a date in April,
Speaker 1: in early April? Why would you pick an outside venue
Speaker 1: that this early April?
Speaker 3: Like it might get a little chili, but the wind's
Speaker 3: not gonna go through this. Hopefully she doesn't have on nothing.
Speaker 3: That's too that's too dam.
Speaker 1: So you're thinking about what you was wearing. You took
Speaker 1: into account, not at all what she might be wearing.
Speaker 4: No, not exactly. If she wants to go home, then
Speaker 4: the sooner we be getting side.
Speaker 2: Man, sit, what's your next rule?
Speaker 3: So that's it for today, because my mails. We're gonna
Speaker 3: get to the mails on the next show.
Speaker 4: What's a surprise for me?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna bring you back later on in the
Speaker 1: week to get to your rules. But I got a
Speaker 1: little surprised for you. A little video that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play for you in just a second. I just sent
Speaker 1: that to my man Griff and Galen.
Speaker 2: When y'all have that video, play it for Josh. We're
Speaker 2: gonna end the show on this please, because you got
Speaker 2: something explained to do I got you good on this one.
Speaker 1: Hold on for a second, yo, Stephen a man, tell
Speaker 1: your nephew.
Speaker 2: Tell Josh that I'm really disappointed in him that he
Speaker 2: didn't know who the original.
Speaker 4: Flash was.
Speaker 1: All right, pay homage to the original Flash before you
Speaker 1: introduce a new Flash character.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: So I'm still a big fan. But that's strike one.
Speaker 1: You not ritating one of the nicest dudes on the planet,
Speaker 1: who's one of the greatest off guards in the history
Speaker 1: of basket ball, of three time champions, a Hall of Famer,
Speaker 1: all right, one.
Speaker 2: Of the best people I know. You know that's my
Speaker 2: brother right there.
Speaker 1: And how in God's name do you not know who
Speaker 1: the original Flash was?
Speaker 2: I mean, you ignored him and he called you out.
Speaker 3: I never not knew who do Ane Wade was? Is
Speaker 3: he still Flash?
Speaker 2: Excuse me? He's whatever he wants to be. That's what
Speaker 2: Hall of famers are.
Speaker 1: Hall of famous who are champions multiple times over plus
Speaker 1: the finals MVP. Those are those guys right there. And
Speaker 1: by the way, he didn't send them the help. He's
Speaker 1: not bad at me because he didn't send that video
Speaker 1: for me to put over the airways. But you know
Speaker 1: he got love for you, so I tried. I thought
Speaker 1: he would appreciate me showing that.
Speaker 3: What that reminded me of was was it Rick Barry
Speaker 3: saying that like he could have played in any era
Speaker 3: if he had all of the things that they had. Now,
Speaker 3: this is what I mean with everybody. We have to
Speaker 3: move along with the times. If you see better, say
Speaker 3: it's better. I mean Waite was so so who.
Speaker 2: You saying is better than the Wade? And I'm saying,
Speaker 2: who are you saying?
Speaker 1: Who were you alluding to at that time that he
Speaker 1: had to call you out?
Speaker 4: Who were you alluding to? That's not that somebody's better.
Speaker 1: Than exactly, It's all right, So now we get that
Speaker 1: out the way. Secondly, that's not what he was getting
Speaker 1: on you about. He was getting on you about like
Speaker 1: you were acting like you didn't know who Flash was.
Speaker 4: I know who it is, but I'm just saying that
Speaker 4: if there's a.
Speaker 3: New flash, does he keep flash?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: See how you smiling?
Speaker 1: You smiling because you caught out there You're trying to
Speaker 1: find the man you called your boys.
Speaker 2: I didn't call you, Josh. He was watching you.
Speaker 1: He was watching you on the show and saw you
Speaker 1: forget his name.
Speaker 4: You see, I do things to support this show. We
Speaker 4: in this as a whole.
Speaker 3: I even did the Chris Brown residuous challenge on behalf
Speaker 3: of the show. We're gonna show it on the next
Speaker 3: on the next episode, leal. Yeah, it's like when you
Speaker 3: remake his song and I did it on behalf of
Speaker 3: our on behalf of our show, music video and all
Speaker 3: of that I'm gonna show.
Speaker 4: Is he going to be me? Go?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: R and B album pending.
Speaker 2: That's what the America, the world is YouTube. Goodbye, y'all.
Speaker 2: We we we gotta go with it.
Speaker 4: Go out on me, to go out on me.