1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: subject I'm not sure I can do this. I'm not 4 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,639 Speaker 1: sure I can do this, but right now we can 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: do this. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: What you got baby, I've been in Prankville. You know everybody, Uh, 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: you know all couples are not able to have a child. 8 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Everybody, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, 9 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: so sometimes you need a little help, you know, So 10 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: just prank right here is what you call on Orthodox methods. 11 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: On Orthodox methods running kick. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to 12 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: reach trying to reach brother Roberts and speaking. Hey, how 13 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: you doing. I'm I'm calling you from the church. How 14 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: you doing, brother man? I'm doing super fantastic. In the 15 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,520 Speaker 1: day above ground is a good day? Huh, that's good. 16 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: That's good. Hey, Hey, listen, man, we wanted to uh, 17 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: being one of the brothers of the church, I wanted 18 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: to give you a call. Man. You didn't make it 19 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: to day, but now well you know your wife stood 20 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 1: up to day and UH asked us to keep you 21 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: all and our prayers because y'all are definitely trying to 22 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: bring a new child into the world. And and she 23 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: let us know that, you know, uh, she's she's being 24 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: a little older now forty one for the two you know, 25 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 1: she said, it takes a little longer to try and 26 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 1: conceive a child than you know, in your earlier years. 27 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: So we we definitely wanted to let you know, man 28 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: that we we got you all in our prayers. Man. Man, 29 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: you just don't know how much we appreciate that. Man. Yeah, 30 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 1: we've been trying, but I know what prayers, all things 31 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 1: are possible. Yeah, well, we definitely want to definitely want 32 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: to keep you out of our prayers, man. And uh, 33 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: I hope that you are able to conceive the child 34 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 1: and bring you know, brain, brain brain, bringing news a 35 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: new child into this world. You know, the book says 36 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 1: be fruitful and multiplies. Definitely definitely Who who is this again? Brother, brother, Brother. 37 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: I don't know if you know me directly, but my brother. 38 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: I wanted the brothers at the church. Okay, okay, brother, 39 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: thank you not not not not not Robert. What I 40 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: want to ask you, man, was have you sidered any 41 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: any alternatives methods as far as you know, maybe helping 42 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,639 Speaker 1: this situation. Uh, we've looked at a few uh what 43 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: what what what are you referring to as an alternative? Well, 44 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 1: I mean I think I have a good, uh thing 45 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,720 Speaker 1: that that might be able to help this thing speed 46 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: up the process and and and and you guys will 47 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: be expecting in no time. Man, Man, we have levels 48 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: for some things like that. What what? What what you 49 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: got in mine? I mean, uh, well, what I have 50 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: is a little little unorthodox, man, But I think if 51 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: you allow me to help you on this, man, I 52 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 1: think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man, 53 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: if nine months now, you gotta be at the hospital, 54 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 1: We're looking for you, your baby boy, your paper girl. 55 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: You know, we're playing fire and orthodox. Okay, Uh see 56 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: what what I have in mind, man, is have you 57 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 1: considered maybe like a Sara get father, clarify, claified far 58 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: because I'm thinking the wrong. I don't. I just want 59 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: to make ship with on the same page. What do 60 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,919 Speaker 1: you mean by Sarah? The fuck? Well? What it is 61 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: man is you know you know, of course the Seraha's 62 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 1: mother is someone that will carry a shy for those 63 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 1: that cannot carry one. You know what I'm saying, right right, 64 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: so what what what what? I've gone to the doctor 65 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 1: and got myself checked out, man, good physical and everything. 66 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: I'm physically sitting everything. And you know, maybe I guess 67 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: the complications are coming from uh you as far as 68 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: the child not being you know, you're not being able 69 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 1: to conceive right now? No, no, I ain't. There ain't 70 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: nothing wrong with me. Man, Okay, you know what you 71 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: mean by you physically fit? I mean, what what the 72 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 1: hell they got to do with Syrid? Let's do. What 73 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: I'm saying is if if if what you know, if 74 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: you if you allow me to come over and and 75 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: supply my services. I mean, let's say if you left 76 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 1: for a weekend, man, and I stayed over there by 77 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: the time you get back. Man, what the crown with you? 78 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: Is this? What's going on at this church? Man? Am 79 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: I at the road church? That you you're telling me? 80 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 1: You try help me understand. You're saying you want come 81 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: over and have sex with my woman. Well, I mean, 82 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: I mean, don't don't look at it like that. Don't 83 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: look at it like that, look at itself. I'm helping you. 84 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: What you're telling me is that ridicularly this ain't you though, 85 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: excuse me that. Okay, you want to come out and 86 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: say with my wife, no, no, no, I want to 87 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: come over and just apply my services man and put 88 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: you guys in a better position that you will be 89 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: send your life. You understand what I'm saying. You understand 90 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 1: what I'm coming from. Now. I don't kid like you 91 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 1: tell me you want to have sex in my life? Man, 92 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? Hold on? Hold on? No, this 93 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: this this brother awesome. Man. Listen see what I'm what 94 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 1: I'm trying to do. Man, I don't give up to you. Brother. 95 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: Who is brother? Man? I don't know you. And then 96 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: you're talking about the church. What kind of she is this? This? 97 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 1: Don't let this church that rent of the church have 98 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: nothing to do with this. It's me calling you to 99 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: len when you're coming to me. I'm trying to be 100 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 1: if you allow me to be the Sara can father. 101 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: I have a pregnant bout the end of the week. Man, 102 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 1: you got me. As soon as I see I'm coming 103 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 1: to brother. Stead of accusing to see you, you show that. 104 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 1: I said, It's like, okay, okay, Gary, kid, you want 105 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: to have brothers, brothers like man, you keep looking at 106 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: that like that how have we gonna get this. We're 107 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: gonna get past just so we can't get you to 108 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,480 Speaker 1: this child. Man, we act'ly gonna get pasted it. You 109 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,599 Speaker 1: talk about having sex with my wife? What are your wife? Said? Brother? 110 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: You ain't got no way. So I have a white brother, Robert. 111 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is help you along with 112 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: yours and getting this child can see you. That's what 113 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: I'm trying to help. But you can't help me talking 114 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 1: about having sex with my wife. You said that on 115 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: other I ain't think you was going up, but we didn't. 116 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: You getting my phone number? Well you know we we 117 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: have people listed at the church. We have our phone 118 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: numbers listed. He list mind and when I get that too, 119 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: I hope to see you cause I'm gonna punch you head. Hey, 120 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 1: look man, why don't I Why don't I speak to 121 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 1: your wife when she comes to church this week and 122 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 1: I'll see her. Don't singing my wife? Oh no, I'm 123 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,599 Speaker 1: just gonna talk to him, see how she feels about 124 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 1: maybe maybe you know using this now you can't say, man, 125 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: don't even look rick brother by man, who do you? 126 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,600 Speaker 1: I need to see you myself? Okay? What what? What? 127 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: What does all the anger though, Brother, what what? What? 128 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: What do you mean? You let me angry to sit 129 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 1: here telling me that's just the script. I'm gonna come 130 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: half second, chill white, Okay, should get ain't okay? Brother, 131 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to tell you. 132 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: Are you ready for conflay this? You better I hang 133 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: up in your say Okay, are you listening, brother Robins? 134 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm tidying this. This is nephew Tommy from 135 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 1: the Steve Hobbit Morning Show. You just got praked by 136 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:40,839 Speaker 1: your wife. Man, what do you say? Hey, Sammy's tilly doing? 137 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,920 Speaker 1: Take that? Man, I'm about to have the rest come 138 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: to tell you about it. No, man of your husband, 139 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 1: go straight plus pervis in the mound. Then look for 140 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 1: you here on that one man who's hey? One more thing? 141 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 1: Man on me? What do you what is the baddest 142 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the Landing 143 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: Show with Steve You talking over that man? You say 144 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: some people need help. You went too far. Some people 145 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 1: need help? You know, if if you if he ain't 146 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: swimming many good But by the end of the week time, 147 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,040 Speaker 1: by the end of the weekend, I'm gonna help help pregnant. 148 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: By the end the weekend, you ain't gonna worry about. 149 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: There's nothing to stick your chest out to another man 150 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: for about his wife. What you want? Hey, hey, you 151 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 1: need to stick or something else? Now? What you want 152 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 1: me to stick? O? Keep that all right? Thank you? Nephew. 153 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: Oh lord, that's so wrong with the What did I 154 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 1: save that for the pranksters? Back? Baby? Go to Thomas 155 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: Miles dot com. I'm doing some brand new ones. You 156 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 1: can you can look for the prank button something. His 157 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,680 Speaker 1: nephew Timmy he did. I'm just trying to hold on. 158 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 1: We don't kill what I don't know. I'm talking to 159 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 1: the people in my head. No, I'm just I'm just 160 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 1: it's nephew Tommy over so we can make the justment 161 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 1: because it's go to Thomas Miles. You know he ain't 162 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy on their own show. He's Tommy Miles, you know, 163 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 1: Eugene Gone. I just I don't know what to do. 164 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,439 Speaker 1: We're like, oh, I could say something right now, this 165 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:40,080 Speaker 1: would be just totally wrong. But all right, listen up. 166 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,079 Speaker 1: Next it is today's Strawberry Letter. The subject I'm not 167 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: find out right away what you ain't I'm not sure 168 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 1: I can do this. We'll get into the letter right 169 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,920 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.