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Speaker 1: Hey, you found our podcast, But are you following it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: That's important.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you click that follow button and enjoy.

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Speaker 2: I think I see a listener outside right now.

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Speaker 1: Hey wait a minute, No, no, not like that following.

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Speaker 3: You ever done something so stupid?

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Speaker 4: It's actually genius. No, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that the whole basis of this show?

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Speaker 3: Pretty much?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 4: I asked, because one very questionable decision just gave us

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Speaker 4: our new hero of the week. His name is Maurice

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Speaker 4: Lawson from Spotsylvania, Virginia, and the other day he decided

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Speaker 4: to play the state's lottery pick five games. Oh, very

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Speaker 4: simple too. You just pick up five single digit numbers.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: There's two drawings per day. You match the numbers, you win.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: It's like the Maurice purchased four lottery tickets. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: it was a you're a lottery guy. Yeah, Usually when

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Speaker 4: you play the lottery, the strategies to pick out a

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Speaker 4: few different combinations of numbers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, yes, well, no one picks the same number.

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Speaker 3: Maurice doesn't think like we did.

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Speaker 4: He went with the bold strategy of using the same

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Speaker 4: exact numbers on all four Lotto tickets.

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Speaker 5: That defeats the purpose.

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Speaker 2: He went four to three four four four, Wait four times?

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Speaker 3: Show those those were his numbers. Logically terrible idea.

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Speaker 4: That's and trust me, the show is very familiar with

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Speaker 4: terrible bad ideas.

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Speaker 2: If you know that, there's at least five people that

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Speaker 2: are like, I still don't get it.

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Speaker 4: It's like going all in as soon as you walk

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Speaker 4: up to the craps table.

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Speaker 3: But wouldn't you know it? Those turned out to be

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Speaker 3: the exact winning numbers for the day.

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Speaker 2: Wait four three four four four four times, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Here's where it gets interesting because on two of Maurice's

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Speaker 4: tickets he wagered exact order, so both of those win

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Speaker 4: the top payout of fifty thousand.

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Speaker 2: Offy k oh wait each he doesn't have to split it.

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Speaker 3: Each one's fifty.

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Speaker 4: Ticket, he chose annie order that won ten grand, and

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Speaker 4: on the last ticket he played the fifty to fifty option,

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Speaker 4: which added another thirty k so in total thanks to

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Speaker 4: his very dumb choice. Mike one one hundred and forty

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars Wow in one draw.

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Speaker 2: Congratulates that's actually so where the idiots is stupid? If

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Speaker 2: he would have just bought the one ticket. It only

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Speaker 2: won fifty thousand.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Maurice.

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Speaker 4: Wow, we are so sorry forever doubting your genius.

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Speaker 3: You are our hero of the week. My gosh, good work, Maurice.

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Speaker 3: Now for him.

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Speaker 4: Back to your regularly scheduled stupidity with the shock college

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Speaker 4: question of to day. Back over to digital Jake to

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Speaker 4: bring our IQs even lower.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it, Jake.

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Speaker 5: For the last few days, we've been trying to answer

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Speaker 5: the age old question, does too much self tanning spray

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Speaker 5: literally suck the intelligence out of a human body.

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Speaker 2: Spray?

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Speaker 5: We're tackling that question head on by playing three Seconds

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Speaker 5: with Alexis. It's a game that tests the limits of

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Speaker 5: human knowledge or lack thereof, in a heart pounding race

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Speaker 5: against the clock that makes the Fast and Furious franchise

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Speaker 5: look like a casual stroll in the park. Alexis only

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Speaker 5: has three seconds to squeeze an answer out of a

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Speaker 3: Will you bed on her?

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Speaker 5: Or will you not? It's three seconds with Alexis. Okay,

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Speaker 5: We're going to start with Brooke Brook. Your category for

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Speaker 5: Alexis is famous Ponies. Yes, Okay, well, Alexis, get it

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Speaker 5: right or wrong.

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Speaker 2: I'm so torn because if it's like racing horses, I

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Speaker 2: would say no. But if it was My Little Ponies,

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Speaker 2: then I would say yes. I think when you say ponies,

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Speaker 2: you're thinking of the cartoon character. So I'm going to

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Speaker 5: It right, Brooks betting on Alexis to get this right. Alexis,

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Speaker 5: when I stop reading the question and you hear the timer,

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 3: In nineteen eighty two.

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Speaker 5: The toy My Little Pony was created by has Bro

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Speaker 5: and sold the kids around the world. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 5: you three of the pony's original names, and you have

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Speaker 5: to pick the one that's made up makes sense. I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna give you three, you pick the wrong one. Is

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Speaker 5: it snuzzle, butterscotch or minty bottom?

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Speaker 3: Minty bottom?

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Speaker 2: It's fake, right, that is correct.

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Speaker 5: There was a minty and there was a blossom, but

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Speaker 5: there was no minty bottom.

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Speaker 4: You gotta go onto those weird dating sites to find

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Speaker 4: minty bottoms.

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Speaker 5: Take your word for it, Jeffrey, and you will also

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Speaker 5: take the questions over to you. Jeff Your category for

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Speaker 5: Alexis is nineties movies.

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Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you guys do a whole thing where Alexis watches

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Speaker 4: old nineties movies and does reviews on that, and where

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Speaker 4: Jeff on our podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only place you can hear it. You

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Speaker 2: gotta go subscribe to our podcast Classic Movie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I haven't listened to any of the podcasts. Every time

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Speaker 4: I walk in the studio, she seems thoroughly confused and

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Speaker 4: turned off by every single nineties movie she watches.

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Speaker 2: Not true, she enjoyed The Princess Bride because the princess

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Speaker 2: said it was okay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not a fan.

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Speaker 3: Of nineties movies. She's not gonna get this right.

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Speaker 5: Right, Jeff's betting against Alexis again, Alexis. As soon as

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Speaker 5: you hear the timer, you could start guessing the movie.

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Speaker 5: Forrest Gum came out in nineteen ninety four and was

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Speaker 5: critically acclaimed among critics and viewers alike. She won a

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Speaker 5: lot of awards. Brooke actually made you watch it this

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Speaker 5: past year, so you should be familiar. Name one other

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Speaker 5: character in it other than Forrest and his love interest Jenny.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, who is there? The restaurant?

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Speaker 5: Could have named a handful of US presidents, any historical Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I had just anybody listed here.

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Speaker 3: The news report that interviews him.

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Speaker 2: I didn't really like that movie.

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Speaker 3: Good work, Alexis. You did be proud. Jeffrey bet against

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Speaker 3: you and you got it wrong. But Jeffrey Brooker both

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Speaker 3: safe right now?

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Speaker 2: Okay, it was what you just watched.

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Speaker 5: Finally, to Jose, Jose, your category for Alexis is children's books.

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Speaker 6: I think she likes children's books and still reads them

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Speaker 1: Really, I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right.

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Speaker 5: Jose's betting on Alexis. All right, Alexis, you question is

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Speaker 5: in the very famous kids book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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Speaker 5: Who was the owner of the chocolate factory.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's correct.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, everybody's safe.

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Speaker 1: She's smart.

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Speaker 5: I would not go that far.

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Speaker 3: You doing something so stupid. It's actually genius.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I will go that far Alexis. But that was

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Speaker 5: another rousing edition of three Seconds with Alexis.

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Speaker 2: And listen to gen Z Versus Classic movie on Spotify.

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Speaker 2: Search Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Now that we all got our predictions right, I think

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Speaker 4: that means digital Jake is going to have to take

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Speaker 4: the shock.

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Speaker 3: Did I bet this game where.

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Speaker 5: It's impossible shock?

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Speaker 4: I did not think this through, and so digital Jake

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Speaker 4: will be getting shocked while singing I want it that

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Speaker 4: way by back.

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Speaker 3: You my fire.

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Speaker 5: Going DESI.

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Speaker 3: He shit that on tour, I would.

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Speaker 4: Be Yeah, that was your shock collar question of the.

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Speaker 7: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Brooke, maybe you can confirm this. When you're married, you

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Speaker 4: know everything there is to know about your partner. That's true, Like,

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Speaker 4: there's no way Michael could still be keeping a secret

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Speaker 4: from you now at this point, I'd be surprised.

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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, all right, Mike, you are in the clear.

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Speaker 3: He has absolutely no idea wink Emchie, are you Michael here?

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Speaker 3: We got no nothing, nothing's going on here.

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Speaker 4: I'm only asking because there is a married woman out

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Speaker 4: there who doesn't know her husband made up a really

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Speaker 4: he's had no choice but to keep it going for

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Speaker 4: a year just to make sure his now wife and

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Speaker 4: her parents don't ever find out. Goodness, it's that embarrassing,

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Speaker 4: and it's coming up in a brand new mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Consion.

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Speaker 8: I can't take back, o arms speaker.

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Speaker 4: We got a text into seventy eighty five nine to two.

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Speaker 4: That says I'm a dentist, and honestly, my number one

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Speaker 4: judgment about patients isn't if they flass, it's if they

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Speaker 4: don't trim their nose hairs.

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Speaker 1: I never thought about that.

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Speaker 4: Surprisingly, ladies are often worse, so please trim them before.

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Speaker 3: Your next business.

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Speaker 2: My husband's always me.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Doro refuses to trim her armpit or her

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Speaker 2: Nose with it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, other hairs longer than her head hair.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you're taller than me. It's not like you're

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Speaker 4: But you know what, we do appreciate the helpful tips,

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Speaker 4: and we especially appreciate the secrets that our listeners share.

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Speaker 4: Right here on the mass speaker, we've got a guy

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Speaker 4: who's ready to spill his truth and wants to go

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Speaker 4: by Paul today.

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Speaker 3: So Paul, welcome to the show. How's your nose here doing.

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Speaker 9: I'm feeling he's doing all right.

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Speaker 7: Guys, thanks for.

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Speaker 3: Having me here. As you speak, they're blowing in the wind.

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Speaker 2: It's so tickili to do that though. Sorry talking not

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Speaker 2: about us.

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Speaker 8: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Here is aside Paul voice changer is on, you're the

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Speaker 4: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 9: Okay, So yeah, this is really embarrassing. So back to college.

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Speaker 9: I was dating this girl and then her parents came

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Speaker 9: to visit, and was still like really early in the relationship,

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Speaker 9: especially tally for me, like do the mutic parents thing.

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Speaker 9: But they came out of dorm and her mom is

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Speaker 9: really sweet and she invited me on lune.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's a lot like if you weren't

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Speaker 2: even ready to meet them, and all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: the mom's like, let's go to love.

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Speaker 3: That's a good sign.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, they're they're really nicely little. And then

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Speaker 9: I said.

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, free lunch for a college.

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Speaker 9: Normally that would be the case, you know, yeah, free lunch.

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Speaker 9: But I was like super hungover. I had like three

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Speaker 9: a mcmuffins trying to soak up this alcohol and.

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Speaker 2: What a college kid can stomach.

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Speaker 3: So you went with them?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, So I go out with them and then end

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Speaker 9: up going to this tie place I've never had time before.

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Speaker 2: It's so funny.

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Speaker 9: So we're at this tie place and it's already awkward. Like,

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Speaker 2: Oh there's tons of peanuts.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Okay, so them, being the great people they are,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're feeling guilty because you're making the kitchen recook.

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Speaker 9: And then you know kind of like lesson learn right,

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Speaker 9: It was at a Christmas Her mom saw me eating

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Speaker 9: So I had to pretend like my throat was closing up,

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Speaker 2: No, oh, wait, doesn't your wife know that it's alive.

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Speaker 9: No, she doesn't know either.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's true.

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Speaker 4: Don't you think it would be easier to just like

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Speaker 2: It's a funny story.

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Speaker 9: at least before If you're funny.

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Speaker 12: Wow.

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Speaker 4: I feel like if you told them they wouldn't think

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Speaker 2: No, I think it is so excited they could eat

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Speaker 1: You know something like that.

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Speaker 2: You know that they're like, oh my god. When you

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Speaker 4: I think might be onto something some sort of like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like, wow, I don't know what it was.

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Speaker 2: My husband did some treatment for bee allergies where they

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Speaker 2: billion times. He still says he's allergic. I've never seen any.

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Speaker 3: Reaction putting bee hives in his bed.

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Speaker 1: It's our daily beast.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, So you don't think you're ever going to

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Speaker 4: tell the parents, at least not for another twenty years.

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Speaker 3: You said, yeah, okay, wow, good luck.

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Speaker 8: My man.

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Speaker 4: Text in seven if you have a confession you've been

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Speaker 4: holding on to, we'll hide your identity, master your voice,

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Speaker 4: and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: We got your phone tap coming up next.

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Today, we call a father whose six year old son

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Speaker 4: is having a big birthday bash this weekend, and his

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Speaker 4: parents hired one of those animal entertainers to come by

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Speaker 4: with some toads and lizards, you know, a little educational

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Speaker 4: show in town. But there's been a change of plans

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Speaker 4: us and say, Fred the frog Guy is being replaced.

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Speaker 4: Oh you're gonna find out with who in your brand

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Speaker 4: new phone?

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Speaker 3: Tap right now?

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Speaker 7: It's another.

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Speaker 3: On the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hi is this Matt. My name's Clara. I'm the assistant

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Speaker 2: to Fred the frog Guy.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Hey, how you doing well?

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Speaker 2: Actually we're supposed to say ribbit to each other, so

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Speaker 1: How about this ribbit?

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Speaker 11: What good?

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Speaker 2: Rivet back at you?

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Speaker 8: So how can I help you today?

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Speaker 2: Well, I know your kid's birthday party is on Saturday,

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Speaker 2: and I'm so sorry to let you know that Fred

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Speaker 8: Oh no, wow, okay, what's uh? Yeah, just going on.

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Speaker 2: He's got a grand issue apparently. I mean, he claims

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Speaker 2: it's not from touching tongues with a certain Amazon milk Frog,

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Speaker 2: But my god, we all think a little differently.

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Speaker 8: It's wow, is he in the hospital?

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Speaker 2: No, he's definitely on a trip, but not to the hospital. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like you haven't heard of that,

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Speaker 2: like internet rumor that says you can suck the farts

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Speaker 2: out of those things. Then all of a sudden, everything

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Speaker 2: you see is pink.

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Speaker 8: What are you talking about? Is that a real thing?

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Speaker 2: Me and the crew haven't tried it, but we could

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Speaker 2: do it after the party if you like.

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Speaker 8: You know, no, no, no, thank you.

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Speaker 2: But little bonus at the end of the night.

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Speaker 8: No, no, that won't be necessary. And I don't think

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Speaker 8: there's gonna be a party now. If you're seeing Fred's out, Oh.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean Fred's out, but the party's on.

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Speaker 8: Okay. Are you who's going to be covering for Fred?

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Speaker 2: Then yours truly?

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Speaker 8: Really?

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Speaker 7: What? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 8: So okay, so you're qualified to cover for Fred?

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Speaker 2: Then am I qualified? I have been waiting for this

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Speaker 2: moment for years? And I have some special surprises for

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Speaker 2: your kids. Party planned?

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Speaker 8: What surprises? What surprises? Look? I just want to make

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Speaker 8: sure I have a party. I don't want to add

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Speaker 2: Are you sitting down because this is exciting?

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Speaker 8: Yes, I am sitting down.

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Speaker 2: Okay. We just got a new snapping turtle shipped in

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Speaker 2: from that a GASCAR, and we've been wanting one of

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Speaker 8: A snapping turtle. I yes, don't that doesn't sound like

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Speaker 2: No, we call them fingers because it's his favorite thing

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Speaker 8: No, that's no. See that doesn't sound at all. Oh don't.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing to worry about. We made him a little

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Speaker 8: A muzzled No. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. This is not

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Speaker 8: This is not what we were asking for.

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Speaker 2: Are you worried about the money because we are not

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Speaker 8: It's not about the money. It's about whatever you have

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Speaker 8: mean yeah, yeah, no, not meant to be risky.

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Speaker 2: Safeties first, and that's why we created this tiny little

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 8: I need you to figure this out and get on

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Speaker 8: the same page with me this.

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Speaker 2: You're telling me your kid wouldn't want to ride a

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Speaker 8: I mean probably yes. I don't know if I'm not

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Speaker 8: gonna find out either. Why do you like?

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Speaker 2: One thing you're not considering is parents and kids alike.

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Speaker 2: They are going to point to you with all five

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Speaker 2: digits because they're still going to have them. They're going

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Speaker 2: to point to you, and they're gonna say that guy

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Speaker 13: Of the year.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I don't care about that at all.

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Speaker 2: What other animal entertainer is gonna have your little boy

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Speaker 2: in a bathtub of box jellyfish looking for his party price?

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Speaker 8: What box this?

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Speaker 2: No, Listen, I don't think I told you. I will

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Speaker 2: be equipped with two stun guns and you high octane

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Speaker 2: nitrous injectors.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I'm sorry. This is way way more intense than

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Speaker 8: what you had listed on the website. And yeah, it

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Speaker 8: is not what we signed up for. I thought we

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Speaker 8: were talking about frogs, toads or.

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Speaker 2: Whatever boring things. Is that what you're talking about.

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Speaker 8: It's not boring. It's just meant to be, you know,

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Speaker 8: enjoyable and safe. I mean, I'm not taking these kids

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Speaker 2: I just always like to think, what would the guys

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Speaker 2: from Jackass do if they owned a mobile petting zoo

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Speaker 2: for reptiles, they would.

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Speaker 8: Be soon and they would be out of business, just

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Speaker 8: like you're about to be. I'm like two seconds away

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Speaker 8: from calling the cops right now.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to call the cops. All you need

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Speaker 2: to do is call your wife, Robin. Okay, what she's

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Speaker 2: the one that set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: You have to be Oh my god, this is actually.

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Speaker 2: Broke from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh, come on,

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Speaker 2: you're wife, Robins. Does she just want to say thank you,

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Speaker 2: you know, for all the hell hope you've done organizing

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Speaker 8: I gotta go.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go too, because I've already loaded about fifteen

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Speaker 2: Australian brown snakes into the truck, got an eighteen month

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Speaker 2: old twin birthday party down the street. Gotta let them

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Speaker 2: loose in their playpand Okay, ye see which one survived?

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Speaker 8: That sounds great?

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Speaker 9: Well.

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Speaker 7: Wake Up every Morning was Fu Tabs weekday morning on

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Speaker 7: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I just googled the top ten things you should never

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Speaker 4: tell your girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Oh, damn.

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Speaker 4: Number one, is she put too much salt in the

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Speaker 4: cast role?

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Speaker 2: Oh, your girlfriend makes castles? How old is she? The

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Speaker 4: Olds sirles, especially single woman.

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Speaker 3: Now number two, her mother is too nosy.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I mean yeah, you can know that, she can

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Speaker 6: know that, but you can't say.

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Speaker 2: How else is she got to get the castrole recipe

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Speaker 2: from damn?

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Speaker 4: The number three thing you should never tell your girlfriend

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Speaker 4: is you cheated on her. Oh well, yes, salty castle

455
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Speaker 4: rules and nosey moms are above cheating. Do not tell

456
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Speaker 4: listow But one of our listeners has been keeping a

457
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Speaker 4: big secret from his girlfriend for just one week because

458
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Speaker 4: he knows she'd definitely be upset.

459
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Speaker 3: Can't hide it anymore. He needs our help to tell

460
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Speaker 3: her the truth.

461
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Speaker 4: I don't know if it's gonna be more scandalous than

462
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Speaker 4: an oversalted shepherd's pile, but we're gonna find out in

463
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Speaker 4: your story your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 3: Next, it's awkward, It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

465
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Speaker 4: Keeping promises to your friends is a clear sign of

466
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Speaker 4: your character and your integrity. Yeah, for sure, Like you

467
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Speaker 4: need to prove you're the type of person who lives

468
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Speaker 4: up to the things that you promise to other people. Okay,

469
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Speaker 4: like when I promised Brook years ago, I wouldn't mention

470
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Speaker 4: anything about what really happened at thunder down Under on our.

471
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Speaker 3: I would never or wait, maybe she promised me.

472
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's.

473
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Speaker 3: You know, I don't know.

474
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Speaker 4: Promises were made, yeah kept, Yeah, we never talked about

475
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Speaker 4: that was.

476
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Speaker 1: Jeff Yes, all other things too.

477
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Speaker 4: In all seriousness, when you give your word to someone,

478
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Speaker 4: that's all you really have.

479
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Speaker 3: That's the mark of who you are.

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Speaker 4: And our listener Joseph says he's got a tricky promise

481
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Speaker 4: to keep with one of his good friends, and he

482
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Speaker 4: knows his girlfriend is going to want him to break it. Joseph,

483
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Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.

484
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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I mean my mind is racing with all

485
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Speaker 2: the different scenarios that this could be.

486
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Speaker 3: Were you at thunder down Under?

487
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Speaker 2: To man, what Jeffrey will do for a signature that's.

488
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Speaker 3: Worth it? Anyway? Tell us about the situation that you're in.

489
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Speaker 3: Who did you make a promise to?

490
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Speaker 12: Yeah?

491
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Speaker 11: Promises man, Okay, Mac's girlfriend reached out to me.

492
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Speaker 2: Right, Oh, you made have promised your ex girlfriend already

493
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Speaker 2: we're starting on a bad note I did.

494
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Speaker 3: Oh god, what happened?

495
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Speaker 11: Well, me and Max's girlfriend, we haven't been together for

496
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Speaker 11: over a year.

497
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Speaker 12: Okay, before that, we dated for five years.

498
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Speaker 2: Oh it's a serious relationship. Yeah.

499
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Speaker 11: Yeah, so we have a really long history together, Like,

500
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Speaker 11: she trusts me, I trust her, and you.

501
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Speaker 2: Guys ended on good terms. It sounded like a year ago.

502
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Speaker 12: Yeah, we've been very good to each other.

503
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Speaker 8: We're fine.

504
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Speaker 3: Okay, that's nice, I guess.

505
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Speaker 11: But recently she reached out to me and told me

506
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Speaker 11: that she needs to go in for surgery.

507
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Speaker 14: And she doesn't have anybody else out here to.

508
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Speaker 11: Help her, and she needs someone to drive her home

509
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Speaker 11: from the hospital.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh god.

511
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. If you have a girlfriend,

512
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Speaker 2: it does get a little dicey. I mean, does the

513
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Speaker 2: current girlfriend know that you have a good relationship with

514
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Speaker 2: your ex.

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Speaker 11: She knows about her, she knows that there's never been

516
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Speaker 11: like any beef between.

517
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Speaker 2: Okay, but she doesn't know you're that close.

518
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Speaker 6: And it's almost like once your goal, do you want

519
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Speaker 6: to be friends with your ex for the rest of

520
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Speaker 6: your life and keep her in your life or.

521
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Speaker 8: I don't want to be mean anyone.

522
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're not being mean to people's like half

523
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Speaker 4: the fun of life.

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Speaker 2: I don't tell you if they won't allow you to

525
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Speaker 2: take an uber from a surgery, Oh, they won't. I'm

526
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Speaker 2: trying to send my husband home after different procedures.

527
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Speaker 5: Couldn't even give her.

528
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Speaker 2: I'm like, honey, I got the show to do. I

529
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Speaker 2: can't pick you up after this one.

530
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Speaker 3: Oh I'm glad that you put us above your husband

531
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Speaker 3: broke so.

532
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Speaker 2: You know, okay, can't get a ride share after surgery.

533
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Speaker 2: I tried.

534
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Speaker 3: So what did you say to your ex girlfriend?

535
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Speaker 10: I told her I would because her family doesn't live

536
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Speaker 10: here and she needs not like tight with anybody that

537
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Speaker 10: closely that would come and do.

538
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Speaker 6: That for This is one of those scenarios where it's

539
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Speaker 6: because of all those things, you're.

540
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Speaker 2: Not going to do anything. She just got a surgery.

541
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Speaker 2: It's not like you're.

542
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Speaker 3: Gonna and that a challenge, gonna be looking good.

543
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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I mean the thing is, though, like

544
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Speaker 2: you need somebody who you trust to pick you upbout

545
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Speaker 2: from surgery because you never know what you're gonna say. Right,

546
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 2: you're vulnerable.

547
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Speaker 4: You've already committed to doing this. What did your girlfriend say?

548
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Speaker 12: My girlfriend could be a little on the jealous side sometimes.

549
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Speaker 14: Okay, I didn't.

550
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Speaker 3: Tell her, Okay, didn't tell her? Na, God, this something

551
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Speaker 3: where you don't have to tell her.

552
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Speaker 1: You can just be absent that day and make an excuse.

553
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Speaker 12: That's what I was thinking, because it's just for a

554
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Speaker 12: few hours. But I've been hiding this for like a week.

555
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Speaker 12: It's kind of eating me up and.

556
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Speaker 2: That doesn't feel good.

557
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Speaker 1: It'd be nice to just get it out.

558
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Speaker 2: It's sketchy if you get caught like you know what

559
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Speaker 2: I mean, Like, it looks way worse if you lie

560
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Speaker 2: about it and then somehow.

561
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Speaker 4: Get like a friend like texts a photo like, hey,

562
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Speaker 4: is that your boyfriend with his ex?

563
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Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell me?

564
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 2: Exactly?

565
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Speaker 14: I feel like I have to tell her because, just

566
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Speaker 14: like you.

567
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Speaker 11: Said, maybe something happens in an accident happens and she

568
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Speaker 11: finds out some other way.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a smart man, trying to get ahead of this,

570
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 4: avoiding that drama. So you want to call your girlfriend here?

571
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Speaker 12: I think so?

572
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Speaker 14: Oh God, you.

573
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Speaker 2: Sounds scared because there's no going back from this.

574
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Speaker 12: What you said to put it out?

575
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Speaker 2: Yeah, how long have.

576
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Speaker 1: You been doating a new girl? I'm sorry?

577
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Speaker 3: I think I missed that.

578
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Speaker 14: Oh, we've been dating for close to a year, about.

579
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Speaker 2: Ten months, and one relations start write another.

580
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Speaker 3: I like it, okay, yeah.

581
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Speaker 14: And I don't want her to be jealous. I just

582
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Speaker 14: kind of want to get it out there, but then

583
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Speaker 14: I kind of don't want to get it out there.

584
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Speaker 2: I love whenever someone describes someone as a little jealous,

585
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Speaker 2: it usually means that they're a lot jealous.

586
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but where we're gonna think of some advice

587
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 4: for you here, and when we come back, we're gonna

588
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 4: let you call your current girlfriend, yeah, to tell her

589
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 4: that you're gonna be driving your ex girlfriend back from surgery.

590
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not staying with the ex to like help

591
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 2: care for.

592
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Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

593
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Speaker 3: It's got to get her in the.

594
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: House, Okay, make sure she's safe, okay?

595
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Speaker 3: Or is the X staying with you after the surgery?

596
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 10: No?

597
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that'd be even more awkward converce question. Yeah,

598
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Speaker 4: all right, we're gonna come back. Let you make your

599
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 4: awkward Tuesday phone call right after this.

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Speaker 3: It's awkward.

601
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Speaker 7: It's Tuesday.

602
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Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

603
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 4: Promising to drive a friend home from a major surgery

604
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 4: is a selfless noble kind thing for someone to do. Yeah,

605
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: it does get a little tricky though, when that friend

606
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 4: has seen you naked before or yea, because you dated

607
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 4: them for five years before eventually breaking up. And that's

608
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 4: the situation Joseph is in today. He's already agreed to

609
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,239
Speaker 4: drive his ex girlfriend home from a big surgery that

610
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 4: she's scheduled to have, and he has not told his

611
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 4: current girlfriend about it.

612
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's kind of a jealous type.

613
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 4: Thought he could maybe sneak it by her, but the

614
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 4: guilt has been eating away at him for the last week,

615
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 4: so he needs to come clean without making her mad

616
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 4: or jealous about it. And it sounds like a walk

617
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Speaker 4: in the park to me. But I guess we'll see

618
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Speaker 4: what my co hosts have to say. Any advice that

619
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Speaker 4: Jay have, Brook, what do you think?

620
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Speaker 12: Well?

621
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Speaker 2: I think the key here is you need to butter

622
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: her up first when you talk to your girlfriend.

623
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Speaker 4: I think they already did the buttering of each other

624
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 4: when they were doing the girlfriend.

625
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: The first thing you need to tell her is like, hey, honey,

626
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Speaker 2: I just want to start by saying it is so

627
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 2: good to be with someone who is so secure in

628
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 2: their relationship. Oh, do you know what I mean, it's

629
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Speaker 2: just so specific. Listen, I think you tell her that

630
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Speaker 2: so that when you give her the other news, she's

631
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: all like high on this, like, yeah, I'm such a

632
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 2: confident woman, saying that she won't be jealous, or at

633
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 2: least we'll suppress the jealousy.

634
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Speaker 3: What do you think, Joseph, prop her head up?

635
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 12: I'm not to do that.

636
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, proper, proper, put her head up.

637
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 12: Make her think she's more special than.

638
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 3: Holds her head high.

639
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 2: Confident woman.

640
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, you like that?

641
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 3: What about jose do you have any advice?

642
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 6: You need to say the situation first? Say hey, look,

643
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 6: I'm helping an old friend that I've known for years.

644
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 6: Next week I need to give him a ride to surgery.

645
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: And I just wanted you to know.

646
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 6: Well, what I'm getting to is she's gonna go, oh,

647
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 6: thanks for telling me, no problem.

648
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: And then you can say, oh, did I mention it's

649
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend? Because she already thinks the situation's fine.

650
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 2: Mumble that last sentence and maybe she won't.

651
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, have a bagel in your mouth.

652
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 10: I don't know.

653
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 14: I don't know if it's going to be as fun

654
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 14: as you gotta think.

655
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Speaker 2: We're here for support so it'll be fun after the

656
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Speaker 2: unfun part.

657
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Speaker 4: We got your bag no matter what. Man, We're gonna

658
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 4: dial your current girlfriend right now and I'll let you

659
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 4: make your awkward Tuesday phone.

660
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Speaker 3: Are you ready?

661
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 7: Hi?

662
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,239
Speaker 12: Let's get it all right?

663
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 3: We got you here we go.

664
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Speaker 12: Hello, Hey, hey babe, Hey, how you doing. You have

665
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 12: a good day so far?

666
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Speaker 7: Yeah?

667
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 2: What's up?

668
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Speaker 5: The like?

669
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Speaker 8: Why are you calling me on this number?

670
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Speaker 12: I don't know why. I don't know why it ended

671
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 12: up like this. I was just thinking.

672
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Speaker 11: About you and just how lucky I am to be

673
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Speaker 11: with you and you know everything.

674
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Speaker 15: Oh thanks, babe, I appreciate you saying that.

675
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 12: Did you just call it?

676
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Speaker 5: Tell me that?

677
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 3: Uh?

678
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 14: Well I called to tell you that, of course, but

679
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 14: also called to.

680
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Speaker 12: Tell I ask you something else also.

681
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Speaker 10: Okay, Well, what is it?

682
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 12: So Aba reached out to me the other day?

683
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 8: Oh my god?

684
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 7: Why?

685
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 11: Well, she's kind of in a rough spot right now

686
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 11: and she needed a favor.

687
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 15: What like, did she get her hair extensions? Got in

688
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 15: the room van again?

689
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 12: Oh?

690
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 14: Come on?

691
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 12: When she got her hair cut in the sand, she

692
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 12: could have died. That was really scary for her.

693
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 15: She did that twice and you had to go help her.

694
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, listen.

695
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 11: She's actually having a major surgery and she doesn't have anyone.

696
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 12: To take her home from the hospital.

697
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 8: Oh oh god, is she okay?

698
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry, she's okay.

699
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 12: But she asked if I be able to drive her

700
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 12: home afterwards.

701
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 15: She doesn't have anyone else to take her.

702
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 12: No, it's a real private thing. She doesn't want anybody knowing.

703
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 12: And I know her really well and she trusts.

704
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,719
Speaker 14: Me, so it's supposed to be kind of you know,

705
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 14: like on a download.

706
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 15: On the download. What the are you joking right now?

707
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 14: It's not a big deal.

708
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 12: It's only a couple hours, Honestly, I looked at it,

709
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 12: and it's the hours.

710
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 14: When you're working, So like when you're working, I.

711
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 11: Could drop her off from the hospital and then it's

712
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 11: right around time you get off, so maybe we could go,

713
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 11: like go have dinner or something after that.

714
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 15: No, No, this is a right, like what I'm supposed

715
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 15: to be working and you're gonna just go hang out

716
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 15: with your ex girlfriend.

717
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 14: I'm not hanging out with her, Like, I just feel.

718
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 12: Bad for her.

719
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 11: She's in a bad situation and she needs a good friend.

720
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 12: I really need to be.

721
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 15: There for No. No, you're being so dumb right now.

722
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 15: This is obviously a trap. She's trying to trick you.

723
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 12: And get you back.

724
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 11: Listen, there's no chance of her getting me back. I

725
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 11: love you, I'm happy with you. I'm only doing this

726
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 11: because she doesn't have any family years and I don't.

727
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 10: Think she's.

728
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 15: It doesn't sound like it's an emergency.

729
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 12: Well, it is a serious thing. It's like a like

730
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 12: like a chest surgery.

731
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 15: She's getting open heart surgery.

732
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 12: Oh no, not not exactly open heart. It's more like

733
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 12: size adjusting type things.

734
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 15: You know, My god, tell me she's not getting a

735
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 15: goose jobs.

736
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 12: Okay, well I won't tell you that, but she she

737
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 12: might be.

738
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: Oh god, why, oh my god?

739
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 5: Why?

740
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 12: Who is here?

741
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,959
Speaker 4: So you're on the radio right now with a show

742
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

743
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 3: That's us.

744
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 15: What is going on right now? Why am I on

745
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 15: the radio?

746
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 12: Uh? I'm scared to kind of talk to you about this.

747
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we understand why she should be cool with it.

748
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 2: You're just helping out someone who used to be important.

749
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: It's still a surgery. She has a.

750
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, they put you on forget your memory.

751
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: You don't know what they're gonna give her.

752
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: But of course she's calling her ex to pick her

753
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 2: up to see her new boobs.

754
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 12: I'm not going to I'm not going to see her

755
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 12: new boob that we all wrapped up exactly.

756
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: But it's like she chose to get the weekend her

757
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 2: roommates out of town anyone else.

758
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 4: Now, this became a whole lot more clear why you

759
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 4: wanted our health.

760
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 12: Joseph, my friend, I have.

761
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 2: To it's not your friend, she's your ex Celeste.

762
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 3: How do you feel about this?

763
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 15: This is this is so annoying.

764
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: Or the surgery. I can't tell Celeste the whole.

765
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 15: Thing is annoying.

766
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 14: I'm just trying to be a friend. This give me

767
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 14: a real emotional time for women. I've read stuff they

768
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 14: could be going through stuff through the anaesthesia.

769
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 15: Yeah, I heard of women going through this and on

770
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 15: the way home they show their new tatas.

771
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 8: Whoever's driving, did.

772
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 2: You hear Jeffreys? Oh, he's like, what what surgery outside

773
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 2: of video?

774
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 7: Yes?

775
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 2: Man, I mean the thing is, Celeste is no matter

776
00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: what her motive is on this, Your boyfriend, Joseph sound sincere.

777
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 2: He sounds like he really loves you, Like when he

778
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 2: talked to us, He's like, I just need to be

779
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 2: honest with her. Yeah, you know he's doing it from

780
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 2: a good place either way.

781
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 8: I just sound feel comfortable with this.

782
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 2: Oh what did you go along for the ride and

783
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 2: there we go?

784
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 8: Yeah?

785
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 3: Boy, can you get a couple of hours off word?

786
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 4: You can be the person that helped chaperone his ex

787
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 4: girlfriend back home after her enhancement.

788
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 15: But I cannot want this happening. But if that's like

789
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 15: the only way that we have to do this, I

790
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 15: guess I will have to come along and tag along

791
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 15: for it.

792
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: I love that.

793
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 14: Maybe if you drive and like I sit in the

794
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 14: back to kind of soothe her from you know her.

795
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 2: Oh, do you need me to rub right there for circulations?

796
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 14: I'll do that.

797
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 12: Right the last.

798
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 11: Wouldn't it be weird if I was driving and you

799
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 11: were sitting in the back with her?

800
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 15: Okay, No, this is gonna be not awkward by you

801
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 15: just sitting up in front with me.

802
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 13: Okay maybe, oh wow, Okay, Well, we're just gonna let

803
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 13: you two work this out.

804
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 4: But it sounds like you're going to go to the

805
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 4: hospital together and help them.

806
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 2: Please do one of those anesthesia videos.

807
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 3: Please, Jeffrey in the morning.

808
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 4: If you go to a real newsroom. A lot of

809
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 4: them have the monikers if it bleeds, it leads.

810
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 2: They do not say that in the SA it means

811
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 2: the worst, craziest, most horrible.

812
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 4: News stories start off the program, because those are the

813
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 4: ones that capture people's attention and get all the high rating.

814
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 2: Journalists like are actually looking out for the community, Jeffrey,

815
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 2: you have not said any time in the newsroom obviously, Okay, continue.

816
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 3: It works for them, so maybe we should do the same.

817
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 4: What do you think, Broke? Coming up, we covered the

818
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 4: most horrifying.

819
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 3: The main stories that happened in.

820
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 4: The world this week, most of them involving sad, defenseless animals.

821
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, I'm living up to you, Broke.

822
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 4: We could do that, or we could just do our

823
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 4: usual run of the mill care I don't care store.

824
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 2: Yes, Carot don't care, all right, I actually cared.

825
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 3: The almighty Brook has spoken.

826
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 4: Let the ratings tank for a brand new Carrot don't care.

827
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 7: Coming up, Brooking, Jeffrey in the morning.

828
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 4: Let's all set a personal goal to be the reason

829
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 4: somebody smiles today.

830
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, jeff that's why we come into work every

831
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: day day.

832
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 4: Or the reason somebody drinks which ever won we want

833
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 4: to be responsible.

834
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, I already got you on that one, because

835
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: I can guarantee my husband is going to do that tonight.

836
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 4: Hopefully we're accomplishing both during a brand new care I

837
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 4: don't care, So crack open that first can of blissful

838
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 4: relief as we get into your first headline. Sorry, Times Square,

839
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 4: New York. There's a new number one tourist attraction in

840
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 4: a mayor. It's in South Carolina.

841
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 3: Caro, don't care, all right, I care.

842
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 4: All over the country you'll find different specialized tours based

843
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 4: on the local culture there. You know, like you've heard

844
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 4: of wine tours in Napa Valley, cheese tours in Wisconsin.

845
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 4: Kentucky has their bourbon trail yep, because that's what they're

846
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 4: famous for.

847
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 2: Very crooked.

848
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 3: I bet.

849
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 5: Yeah.

850
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 4: Now there's a new one going viral because South Carolina

851
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 4: officially has a mayonnaise trail. If you're a mayonnaise fanatic,

852
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 4: you probably know about Dukes the mayo brand. Yes, especially

853
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 4: if you're in the South.

854
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 3: It's huge.

855
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 2: Well in every salad comes with mayonnaise, you know, it makes.

856
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 3: It really delicious.

857
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 4: But the brand was created by Eugenia Duke in Greenville,

858
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 4: South Carolina more than one hundred years ago, and it's

859
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 4: got a big, big loyal following.

860
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 3: Now they do it like a college.

861
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 4: Bowl game every year where the winning coach, instead of

862
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 4: getting a gatorade, gets a Mayo.

863
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 7: Sh shut up.

864
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 3: Have you seen It's so funny.

865
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 2: I bet that man's hair looks so good for the

866
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 2: rest of the week. It is such a good treatment. Yes,

867
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 2: it's like a total old school Yeah.

868
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 4: Well, now Greenville has an unofficial Mayo Tour, which includes

869
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 4: twenty different stops showcasing Duke's Mayonnaise in different ways.

870
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: I would hate on it, but I love mayonnaise, you guys.

871
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 2: I used to hate French fries until I was fourteen

872
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 2: years old, and then my Mom's like, here, try it

873
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 2: dipped in mayonnaise, and I was like, oh my life.

874
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 3: Guys.

875
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: Like, if it's star sauce, I love it.

876
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 3: But if it's just mayonnaise, I'm like no.

877
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 4: But there's twenty different stops, six snack spots, and fourteen

878
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 4: meal must haves.

879
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 2: That's a lot of Mayo, along.

880
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 4: With four historical stops for the Duke's Mayo Company, like

881
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 4: the original Mayo Bottling Plant.

882
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 3: I'm the old Mayo jacuzzi. You can go.

883
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 4: See the trails a self guided tours.

884
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 3: You can go hit up.

885
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 4: The featured play is whenever you're like, you don't have

886
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 4: to do it all in one.

887
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 2: Do you think even the place is on the stop?

888
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 2: Judge the people that are on this tour, do you

889
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 2: know what I mean?

890
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 7: Like?

891
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 2: How many mannaise stops have you made today?

892
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 6: Guy brought his own devil day.

893
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 4: I would judge the people on the Napa Valley Wine

894
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 4: tour who are like wasted by stop number twelve.

895
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: It's the same thing.

896
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 4: But if you're a real jamp, you can power through

897
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 4: all twenty mayonnaise dishes in one day.

898
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 2: Man, it's a lot of mac salad and potato salad.

899
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 3: A lot of yum. Let's go to your next headline.

900
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 4: We've got a late entry for Dumbest Criminal of the

901
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 4: Year Final.

902
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 3: Way don't care?

903
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: Get in there, Yeah care.

904
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 4: The story's out of Miami, where there's a forty four

905
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 4: year old woman named Susan Stafford who drives for Lyft

906
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 4: and she drives around in her Toyota Corolla. But the

907
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 4: other day she picked up a nineteen year old passenger

908
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 4: who got in and almost immediately started punching her from

909
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 4: the back seat.

910
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, nuts, that's why?

911
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 2: Why?

912
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 4: Just randomly, no reason for it. Eventually who got out

913
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 4: of the car. At that point, the passenger climbed into

914
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 4: the driver's seat and took off.

915
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 3: With her bride.

916
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 2: So he's trying to steal her car.

917
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 4: His name is Jeremiah Charles, and we know that because

918
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 4: he ordered the lift under his actual name. So let's

919
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 4: rewind real quick. He books a ride through the app

920
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 4: with his own account using his real name, assaults her,

921
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 4: and then steals her car. So Susan who ends up

922
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 4: being okay by the way, she just gave the cops

923
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 4: his information. They drove straight to his house, found the

924
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 4: car parked outside, and arrested him.

925
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: But was his reaction, WHOA how'd you guys find him?

926
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 3: Detectives are crazy, The officer said.

927
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Speaker 4: The only way it could have been easier is if

928
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Speaker 4: he had stopped on the way home at the police

929
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Speaker 4: station and.

930
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 3: Left his information at their front desk.

931
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Speaker 4: So Jeremiah is now facing charges for robbery and carjackap.

932
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 2: You should get an extra fine for just being an idiot. Yeah,

933
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 2: an idiot.

934
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 4: He's up there, could be your criminal, dumbest criminal of

935
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Speaker 4: the year.

936
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Speaker 3: Let's see if you guys care about this one.

937
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 4: Our show is taking one hundred percent credit for starting

938
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 4: this holiday tradition.

939
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 3: I don't care what you say.

940
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 2: I love taking credit for things I care.

941
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 4: One of the nation's premiere holiday decorating experts is interior

942
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 4: designer Jen Darry and she agrees, this ain't your sweet old.

943
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 3: Grandma's Christmas anymore.

944
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 4: As each festive season comes and goes, we're seeing more

945
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 4: and more people going above and beyond with their home decor.

946
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 2: Now you remember that season where we had the Christmas

947
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 2: trees upside down in people's living rooms that people are

948
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 2: going nuts.

949
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.

950
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 4: Well, now we're seeing most families putting up multiple trees

951
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 4: in various rooms around their home so they can feel

952
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,760
Speaker 4: the Christmas spirit bursting throughout the entire house.

953
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 2: This was just like the update Update. We did this

954
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 2: second date exactly. Yes, remember, and she had one in

955
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: the bathroom.

956
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 8: Even.

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00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 4: That's why I said we started this tree because a

958
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 4: year ago we had that woman on a second day.

959
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 3: Who decorated with eight different trees.

960
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: I like, how we don't let her be the one

961
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,919
Speaker 2: that starts to trend. We still take the credit.

962
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 4: It only became popular because we broadcast her on.

963
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 2: Our show spot You're welcome.

964
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 4: So now everybody wants to have a lot of trees

965
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 4: in their house, and each one usually has its own

966
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 4: theme like Super Mario Minecraft theme. That's so expensive, favorite

967
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 4: reindeer for each one of the kiddos.

968
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: I should do it a little one in my stream

969
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: room vide.

970
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: Do we mention the lady was on our show. She

971
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 2: wasn't getting a call back because of this.

972
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 4: Then Jem says, that is the Christmas trend. Now more trees.

973
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 6: Wait, so now it's gonna be like, oh, you only

974
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 6: have one tree in your living room?

975
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 3: Do you even like Christmas?

976
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 5: Came Grinch?

977
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 2: Just so much work?

978
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 6: It is, right though I love Euros too lazy to

979
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 6: take down one.

980
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 4: And if you really love the Holidays, you will DeForest

981
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 4: the entire planet anyway.

982
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 3: Okay, finally, Jeff's joke of the day.

983
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 4: Cary don't care, Jeff, what kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

984
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 4: White Vansed Brooks pro kidnapping?

985
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

986
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 4: On the phone, We've got Jose the sprinkler tech just

987
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 4: purchased a new home. That's awesome and also purchased a

988
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 4: new kid due in December.

989
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to be.

990
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 4: Job coming this Christmas. It's a sprinkle of love, Hoose.

991
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,919
Speaker 2: That's so cute, Jose.

992
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 4: This would make a lot more sense if you're a

993
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 4: single dad moving out to a Christmas tree farm in

994
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 4: the country.

995
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 3: Is that true?

996
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 8: Well, Christmas trees are kind of in season right now.

997
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 12: You know, guys, I'm gonna be making a.

998
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 2: Oh is this your first kiddo, Jose.

999
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,479
Speaker 8: No, it's actually my second kid. But my other kid

1000
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 8: is only a year and six months, so this other

1001
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 8: kid came.

1002
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, going from one to two is

1003
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 2: more like going from one to five, So buck up.

1004
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 8: That's what I keep hearing from everybody.

1005
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 2: But it's so fun. I mean, once you get through

1006
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,760
Speaker 2: the first like four years, much easier.

1007
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:26,439
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1008
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many kids are you aiming for?

1009
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 8: Well, I'm not aiming, she said. This is her plan

1010
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 8: that we're aiming for five kids.

1011
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 4: Who so, Jose desperately needs to win this money just

1012
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 4: to be able to feed his growing.

1013
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: No, it too, he's got he's financially stable. It's when

1014
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 2: he gets to five that he desperately needs anything.

1015
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 3: He's gonna start saving now.

1016
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 4: Brooke is leaving the studio now, Jose, so while she

1017
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 4: heads out, let's go over the rules. He got thirty

1018
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 4: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1019
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 4: don't know when, you could say past. But you have

1020
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 4: to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1021
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 12: I am ready?

1022
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 4: All right, here we go. Your time starts now. Singer

1023
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 4: Lord celebrates a birthday today. Is she older or younger

1024
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 4: than twenty five?

1025
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 8: A younger?

1026
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 4: The mythical creature known as a minotaur is a combination

1027
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 4: of a human and what animal.

1028
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 3: A bull? Which place in America is known as Music

1029
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 3: City Seattle.

1030
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,720
Speaker 4: There's two months named after real historical male figures. July

1031
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 4: for Julius Caesar and what other month.

1032
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 8: October?

1033
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 4: What car manufacturer makes the accent and the Santa Cruz

1034
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 4: passing on the last one.

1035
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 3: Alright, good work, Hose.

1036
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 4: Brooke is gonna come back into the studio And do

1037
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 4: you have any plans for Thanksgiving?

1038
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 11: Uh?

1039
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna have my first Thanksgiving with my family

1040
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 8: and my new home.

1041
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 4: Oh I thought you just said my first Thanksgiving with

1042
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 4: my family.

1043
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 2: Is it just gonna be you three? Or are you

1044
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 2: gonna bring some extended family in.

1045
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 8: It's just gonna be us three for the meantime.

1046
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 2: I had one Thanksgiving with just the four of us.

1047
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: You was so wonderful. Oh god, man, I tried to

1048
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 2: talk my husband and do it again this year, and

1049
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 2: we're going to the inlaws.

1050
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 4: Good luck, bro, Your time starts now. Singer Lord celebrates

1051
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 4: a birthday today. Is she older or younger than twenty

1052
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 4: five older? The mythical creature known as a minotaur is

1053
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 4: a combination of a human and what animal goat. Which

1054
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 4: place in America is known as Music City Nashville. There

1055
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 4: are two months named after real historical male figures. July

1056
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,720
Speaker 4: for Julius Caesar and what other months August? What car

1057
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 4: manufacturer makes the accent and the Santa Cruz Ford Cruz.

1058
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 3: Second.

1059
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 4: Guessing yourself over there, I hear. Let's go over to

1060
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,479
Speaker 4: the school board and see how you boll did with Jose.

1061
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 8: Look at me.

1062
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: I'm a big fat slot Hey Hoose, I really am

1063
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 1: a big fat slag. Jose, you got one correct, all right?

1064
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be quiet on the line there.

1065
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 6: Twins and bron you got the dog three corrects.

1066
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 2: I needed it, though, Man, I lost yesterday. It's been

1067
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 2: a losing year for me in twenty twenty three. So

1068
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 2: I don't need you to double down. I just said it.

1069
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 3: We just can move on just supporting you, feeding your family.

1070
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 4: Jose Sawry Brooks wouldn't let you win, but let's go

1071
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,280
Speaker 4: over the answers.

1072
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 5: No thanksgiving anymore.

1073
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 4: Singer Lord Culibrit's a birthday. She is older than twenty five.

1074
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 4: She turns twenty seven this year. The mythical creature known

1075
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 4: as a minotaur is a combo of a human and

1076
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,479
Speaker 4: a bowl. The place in America known as Music City

1077
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 4: is Nashville, Tennessee. The two months named after real historical

1078
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 4: male figures are July for Julius Caesar and August for

1079
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 4: Augustus Caesar.

1080
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 2: I mean what a family.

1081
00:49:59,200 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1082
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 4: Car manufacturer that makes the accent and the Santa Cruz

1083
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 4: is HYUNDAIOA wow, Yeah, I would have never got that, yeah, Jose. Unfortunately,

1084
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 4: we can't give you any money here, but just for playing,

1085
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 4: you do win two tickets to Harry Potter Magic at

1086
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 4: Play celebrate Harry's journey in discovering the wizarding World like

1087
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 4: never before with games, explorations, sensory activations, activations.

1088
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like it activates things that move and stuff

1089
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 2: is I guess.

1090
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 3: It makes sense. Opening this Friday at the shops at

1091
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 3: the Braver And in Bellevue.

1092
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 8: Yeah baby, Hey, thank you so much.

1093
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 7: Guys.

1094
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,439
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear if you still want those

1095
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 2: five after you have two. Yeah.

1096
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 8: Well yeah, it's not really up to me.

1097
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 3: You're just a factory. Thanks for playing, Jose.

1098
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 4: We'll be back to the Windbrooks back same time tomorrow,

1099
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 4: Rookie Jeffrey in the morning.