Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way you want to be.
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give
Speaker 2: us time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 2: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: We scared her?
Speaker 4: Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Malborn?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Right? Do you need.
Speaker 3: With?
Speaker 1: Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 5: This is Karen Kilgarratt.
Speaker 1: Follow Karen. How are you, Chris?
Speaker 4: I'm good?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 5: I feel like I haven't talked to you in a
Speaker 5: very long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that way every time I see you,
Speaker 1: or anyone really, or.
Speaker 5: Anyone in the world.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I'm going. I went golfing with your your
Speaker 1: my favorite murder tour manager, Vince the other day.
Speaker 5: Oh he's he's good company.
Speaker 1: Right, he is good company. Yeah, he brought his friend
Speaker 1: who is professionally good and we were all humbled.
Speaker 5: But yeah, which is the point the point of golf?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to make yourself feel bad? But be outdoors
Speaker 1: while you do it, so it feels healthy.
Speaker 3: Love it.
Speaker 1: My favorite that it's hard to clean silver linings from
Speaker 1: the way we do the podcast now. But one of
Speaker 1: the cool things is that we're able to have comics
Speaker 1: from New York City and other cities. That's right, you know,
Speaker 1: it just hit me one day. We didn't used to
Speaker 1: be able to do that.
Speaker 5: I know now we can.
Speaker 4: It's this is a rare New York booking, very rare,
Speaker 4: and you know she's beloved at clubs and colleges all
Speaker 4: over the country. Oh I missed that, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: Janelle James, thanks for picking me up at JFK.
Speaker 3: You guys, Oh of course, it's crazy. The dedication.
Speaker 1: Wow, we blew out the groceries in the back seat.
Speaker 7: If you you can just make like, hey, are you
Speaker 7: fully backed, because we're coming to get you.
Speaker 4: Come on.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm there. Did your grief?
Speaker 1: Did you get your shot?
Speaker 7: I have one, Tommy, yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's so
Speaker 7: funny because it's not funny, but I had to reschedule
Speaker 7: my second one. And these people have so much power now,
Speaker 7: Like you could tell. It was like Brauns who used
Speaker 7: to work in HR and now they're like head of
Speaker 7: the vaccine dole out shit and they're just like, what
Speaker 7: do you mean you need to reschedule.
Speaker 3: I'm like, look, can I have it or not?
Speaker 7: Like it was just she asked me so much, and
Speaker 7: I was like, I'm being responsible because a lot of people,
Speaker 7: they say, aren't showing up for the second one.
Speaker 3: They're just not even showing up.
Speaker 7: I'm like, here, I am trying to cancel first of all,
Speaker 7: so you guys don't waste one and then get my
Speaker 7: second day.
Speaker 3: And she was so mean to me. It was crazy.
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, Susan away she let.
Speaker 4: You do so at the end, yes, at the end,
Speaker 4: and come on exactly like when is all of this?
Speaker 4: You wouldn't ask your job?
Speaker 3: She specifically the second vaccine reschedule person.
Speaker 7: Your job wouldn't exist if I if people weren't running
Speaker 7: into these problems, So why are you anyway?
Speaker 3: This is necessity? It was crazy.
Speaker 7: She's like why I had to do it for I
Speaker 7: had to go to work, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: I'm like, I don't know if you've heard, but the
Speaker 7: government haven't been giving us money and a lot of
Speaker 7: people ain't been working, and so I got a job,
Speaker 7: so I had to go. I am so sorry I
Speaker 7: took the first one. I'm off my week. Can I
Speaker 7: have enough? And she was anyway here.
Speaker 4: I am also like, it's not going to become a habit,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean exactly?
Speaker 5: Just help me out, Help me out.
Speaker 3: I was like, do you want me to die? I
Speaker 3: got all dramatic, go to the place.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's like she's.
Speaker 7: Decided her or was like, I decide who gets a
Speaker 7: second vaccine?
Speaker 3: But that's not really true. Her job is to give me.
Speaker 4: One power tripping anyway, power tripping at the job at
Speaker 4: center or wherever you got it?
Speaker 1: Yes, did you get jabbed at Javits?
Speaker 3: No? I got into college. It was very efficient.
Speaker 7: It was very I don't know, I mean I heard
Speaker 7: the same in uh In La, but it was very
Speaker 7: in and out. I went in and it had a
Speaker 7: long line, and I text my my friend who was
Speaker 7: uh you know. He was in the car and I
Speaker 7: was like, oh, I'm going to be a minute, you
Speaker 7: might as well park. And I was in and out of.
Speaker 1: There, so yeah, me too. And I my people were
Speaker 1: so nice. I almost exchange numbers with them. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like the best time.
Speaker 7: I forgot the whole sleeveless thing. They're like wear jacketing
Speaker 7: and the sleeps and I forgot that whole thing. And
Speaker 7: I had a hoodie on with just my brawl underneath.
Speaker 3: That was, oh no, what the hell do you have
Speaker 3: to put? What did you do?
Speaker 4: Around?
Speaker 3: And up nuts? I said, look, just calm down, it
Speaker 3: is what it is.
Speaker 7: And so I think, you know you went comedians. First
Speaker 7: of all, I haven't performed it so long. I'm in
Speaker 7: there cracking jokes the whole time, so I already had them.
Speaker 7: And then I was like I started a zipping. I
Speaker 7: was like, oh ship and I was like, hey man,
Speaker 7: I ain't no shirt on.
Speaker 3: It's not a bit.
Speaker 7: But it was a woman and a guy, and she
Speaker 7: kind of which women do it. I'm sure you remember
Speaker 7: from doing shows en. She got kind of like stiff
Speaker 7: with you know, and she and you know, I don't
Speaker 7: know if they acted in California, but they weren't really
Speaker 7: asking people how they qualified here, they know, right, So
Speaker 7: she had an act at this point and then she
Speaker 7: kind of was like, and why.
Speaker 3: Did you qualify today?
Speaker 7: And with this I was like, look, it's just titties.
Speaker 7: I don't care, do y'all care, I do have a brawn.
Speaker 3: It's not even sexy.
Speaker 7: It's like it's from Walgreens, like get out of it,
Speaker 7: you know, like one of those two pack things. But anyway,
Speaker 7: so he was dying and laughing. But she was very
Speaker 7: upset that she had to see the top of my boobs.
Speaker 4: But that is very suddenly asking you what your qualification. Yes,
Speaker 4: she's going to be the one that exactly calm dass,
Speaker 4: the tiniest bit of power going right your head.
Speaker 1: They always ask why you're there, but they can't they
Speaker 1: can't ask any questions about your story. Apparently that's a
Speaker 1: law half of the facts.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well I was listening, like I was right
Speaker 7: next to the booth that ever, and they weren't asking anyone,
Speaker 7: so I just thought it was And she didn't ask
Speaker 7: until I was like, hey, I don't have a shirt on.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was like, wait, is this a homeless lady
Speaker 3: or something? But homeless I should also get vaccine? Yeah, homeless?
Speaker 4: So what ouse judgments?
Speaker 3: It reminds me of when I used to breastfeed, the
Speaker 3: same thing.
Speaker 7: It will always be women like there are men out here,
Speaker 7: like I don't give a fuck, like anyway, whatever.
Speaker 4: It's pretty necessary. When I went, it was at the
Speaker 4: Walgreens by my house, and somebody else that told me
Speaker 4: Walgreens has opened up, and so I just refreshed on
Speaker 4: the website a couple of times and got an appointment.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, no one asked me
Speaker 4: anything about quality, anything at all. And then I tried
Speaker 4: to have a moment with the pharmacist who gave me
Speaker 4: the shot, but he was because I was like, have
Speaker 4: you seen people cry? Does anybody hug you?
Speaker 3: And then he was just like no, he's like, next you.
Speaker 7: I mean, I appreciate that too, but I definitely went
Speaker 7: in there with clown energy, so I appreciate it. And
Speaker 7: if they give me a fishing, I'll give you a fishing.
Speaker 7: But he was very nice and that we were talking
Speaker 7: and she come freaking heckler.
Speaker 4: Anyway, please put your broaway, ma'am. Please can't believe you.
Speaker 4: Warrior brought it.
Speaker 7: College And this is three weeks ago. This isn't even
Speaker 7: like cut the line of.
Speaker 3: Time, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't even realize that I had an autoimmune thing.
Speaker 1: I forgot about it and I called my doctor and
Speaker 1: he said, yeah, you you had arthritis because you were sick,
Speaker 1: and so all of a sudden I realized, just because
Speaker 1: I have a bad memory, yeah, that I have an
Speaker 1: autoimmune thing.
Speaker 7: But when I seems like the best version of an
Speaker 7: auto mean thing, the one that you can forget about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not an issue in the day to day. It's
Speaker 4: just when it comes in handy, when those shots get
Speaker 4: nilled out.
Speaker 3: But the goal is for everybody to get shot.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they just seemed just happy that everyone was there.
Speaker 1: I think we're to that point hopefully.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: My friend made a really good point.
Speaker 3: Who was it?
Speaker 4: I should give them credit, but now I can't remember.
Speaker 4: But they just said everybody has a pre existing conditioner
Speaker 4: because everybody has anxiety, and like, uh, what was it?
Speaker 4: The one that's like related to your heart? Shit, it
Speaker 4: was an actual technical term. It was like, uh, oh shit,
Speaker 4: I can't remember. But anyway, yes, hypertension exactly. It's like
Speaker 4: who cannot Who could argue with you if you say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I just lived through a year of corn hello pandemic
Speaker 4: and ago.
Speaker 7: I do I do understand when they were trying to
Speaker 7: get people in the nursing homes first and all of
Speaker 7: thoselves Although the one time I did feel like a
Speaker 7: piece of shit during this was when they said I
Speaker 7: saw on the news they're like one hundred.
Speaker 3: And one gets vaccinate. I was like, where's she going
Speaker 3: one hundred and one? That's crazy to me? I mean sure,
Speaker 3: I mean I guess people want to see her.
Speaker 6: I just was just like, anyway, she immediately steps on
Speaker 6: a huge boat and she's like, yet my vacation life
Speaker 6: begins at one hundred and one.
Speaker 3: They can barely find a van owner. And she was
Speaker 3: just like, what is happening. I've been through eight planes already.
Speaker 3: This is crazy.
Speaker 5: This is more or less bad than World War One.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the only one here that knows.
Speaker 5: And you actually were there for it.
Speaker 3: Then I felt I've been on a like feeling bad
Speaker 3: about having that thought.
Speaker 4: But whatever, Janelle, have you been doing like online comedy
Speaker 4: shows or like those like game kind of game show thing?
Speaker 3: And you know, to my party, I wasn't doing those
Speaker 3: things before had either.
Speaker 4: I never did my credit.
Speaker 3: This is in new behavior for me.
Speaker 7: I would never do podcasts and anything really, even pre quarantine.
Speaker 7: It's very hard to catch me on these things. You know,
Speaker 7: when they would have the live shows where they're like
Speaker 7: it's like you said, it's a game show. You know,
Speaker 7: They're like, come do my show, and you think it's
Speaker 7: comedy and now you got to.
Speaker 1: Do jingles or draw and all that shit. I would
Speaker 1: never I'm doing one tomorrow. I have to write, like, yo,
Speaker 1: there was three tech rehearsals. What yeah, yeah, oh I
Speaker 1: have to check in early tomorrow. It swallowed my whole week.
Speaker 1: But maybe it'll be fun.
Speaker 3: Maybe not warantine.
Speaker 7: Maybe, but I just I can't because first of all,
Speaker 7: this happened beforehand, and it happens even now when you're
Speaker 7: not doing anything. You say yes, like a month ago,
Speaker 7: you're like yeah, and then it comes up.
Speaker 3: You're like what.
Speaker 4: It's a shock every time every time I go, what
Speaker 4: was the fucking thing? And I get fantasy, I get I'm.
Speaker 3: So furious, Like, I know, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: Why did I.
Speaker 8: Say that mine was to be asked You're just kind
Speaker 8: of like, yes, exactly, but no, I know mine was
Speaker 8: worded and so well that I just thought they were
Speaker 8: asking me to be on a TV show, Like I
Speaker 8: just like it's exciting.
Speaker 3: It was it was written a couple of people in
Speaker 3: the in the green virtual green room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so no.
Speaker 7: I haven't really been doing I tried. I did one
Speaker 7: drive in that was I was so awful. I could
Speaker 7: not And then it made me feel like like I
Speaker 7: was losing my mind because some of the comics was.
Speaker 4: Like that was great.
Speaker 3: I was like, what are you? What is happening?
Speaker 7: Like the fact that people are blowing a horn at
Speaker 7: you as applause is not cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I thought it would be worse. I did
Speaker 1: one Where'd you do? That?
Speaker 3: Was it in Nervine, New Jersey.
Speaker 7: First of all, those horns had an attitude. I thought
Speaker 7: those warrens had an attitude.
Speaker 1: I was worried about people laying on the horn, but
Speaker 1: my audience was like beep, like they were doing little first,
Speaker 1: so I thought they're very polite and.
Speaker 3: Well this it depends on the old. The lights was blaring.
Speaker 7: It was just like it felt like I was in
Speaker 7: a high speed chase and the toppers and sounds. I
Speaker 7: couldn't hear myself the horns, and at that point I
Speaker 7: hadn't done stand up in three months. I guess it
Speaker 7: was just I just and I'm sure it has a
Speaker 7: lot to do with me, because it's just the same
Speaker 7: reason I don't do many of the game shows stuff.
Speaker 7: Some people's acts lend themselves to those type of shows
Speaker 7: better than mine. So of course some of the comics
Speaker 7: were who are more energetic and are like.
Speaker 3: Make noise and all of that stuff. Had a great
Speaker 3: time and I wanted to die.
Speaker 1: So if you tell stories and everyone's hard to maintain
Speaker 1: or even notice that you're maintaining their attention long enough.
Speaker 3: Am I doing? Well? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so well, that's why I liked the honks because
Speaker 1: it was something I had been doing all those Zoom
Speaker 1: shows and it's utter silence. So comparing to that, yeah, Hank,
Speaker 1: make traffic noise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least.
Speaker 7: Like maybe two maybe two of Zoom shows. One that
Speaker 7: was I did Lori Kill Martin and Jacket Station and
Speaker 7: it was fine. But I have not done stand up
Speaker 7: and so I was talking to I thought like I
Speaker 7: was talking and talking and I was like, so how
Speaker 7: much time?
Speaker 3: And they were like three minutes.
Speaker 4: It's hard. Yeah, Like it's a weird other dimension. I
Speaker 4: was trying to explain this to somebody the other day
Speaker 4: and they were just like, I don't know what you're
Speaker 4: talking about. I call it this zoom recoil because we
Speaker 4: have to be on Zoom meetings throughout the day, and
Speaker 4: every time I go to log off, I hate myself
Speaker 4: to a new low just because of like conversational shit
Speaker 4: I tried to throw in kind of awkwardly and back,
Speaker 4: like I go to click off and then I'm just
Speaker 4: like I wanted to and I'm just like, what is that?
Speaker 4: It's like the only interaction we get.
Speaker 3: It's exhausting.
Speaker 4: We're it's so fucking exhausting, and it's so like we
Speaker 4: all want to make sure everyone's okay or like that
Speaker 4: we're okay or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 5: It's always a way up here.
Speaker 7: But I will tell you I've started taking doing college
Speaker 7: shows on Zoom, which are equally awful, but they pay
Speaker 7: so much it makes you okay, you know, Yeah, so
Speaker 7: I'll take colleges. There's what do you care what they think?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Thirteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you hear now? Or do you just go through
Speaker 3: your So it's.
Speaker 7: Part So the first one I did, I could not,
Speaker 7: And now as part of my contract, it's like contractorally
Speaker 7: obligated to have at least fifteen people on screen while
Speaker 7: I'm talking, because.
Speaker 3: It's like, what is happening? You know what?
Speaker 7: I mean, it makes you feel like they're making fun
Speaker 7: of me if you don't see anybody, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean, Like I'm just talking and they're just like
Speaker 7: but not laughing with you know, at my jokes, like
Speaker 7: laughing at me.
Speaker 3: That's what it feels like if you don't see them.
Speaker 7: So now they have to have fifteen people at least
Speaker 7: that I can see and here, and it's have.
Speaker 5: To be going like this the whole time.
Speaker 1: What have.
Speaker 7: Yes, I need something, and I also need to be
Speaker 7: paid before my before I close my laptop.
Speaker 1: So they're probably, I thought, their loving part because that's
Speaker 1: how they're going to school right now too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 7: I always used to be very nervous to do college
Speaker 7: shows because I feel like my material I ain't talking
Speaker 7: about young shit. I'm like, y'all don't have a mortgage
Speaker 7: or fucking you know, you know, babies and stuff. But
Speaker 7: they're so appreciative, so sometimes it's cool. I feel like
Speaker 7: the girls they still don't know female comics and they're
Speaker 7: just like, wow, you know, so I don't mind.
Speaker 3: And again again in that budget, you know. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: I first.
Speaker 4: Shocked out how much that's something. One of the first
Speaker 4: things I learned because my friend had started to do
Speaker 4: colleges when I was like maybe in my third year
Speaker 4: of stand up, and then I was just like, that's
Speaker 4: where I'm headed because it was it to me so
Speaker 4: much money. It seemed like five million dollars. It was
Speaker 4: so much money comparatively.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great to like doing club shows.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, yees, we're working at the fucking gap, which
Speaker 4: is what I was doing.
Speaker 5: Like, yes, it's a huge promotion.
Speaker 1: I won't, however, do I've said no to these cruise
Speaker 1: ship things. I just don't want to do that for
Speaker 1: some reason.
Speaker 7: I don't think I'm not clean enough for that. For that,
Speaker 7: that's part of it. Yeah, I don't want that clean.
Speaker 7: I'll do anything once, but that seems no. And the
Speaker 7: thing with cruise is you finished the show. Now you
Speaker 7: got to run into these motherfuckers for four more days.
Speaker 7: You live with them, drink you know those people that
Speaker 7: are a cruise you're that person.
Speaker 1: There's nowhere to hide. You hide under a piano in
Speaker 1: a karaoke bar or something. You know you're going to
Speaker 1: run everyone again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every person. Yeah, they'll tell you exactly what they
Speaker 4: thought of your materials exactly and give you some hints exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I ran into you. You know what
Speaker 3: I was thinking last night after I saw her, You
Speaker 3: can have this, you can have God.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had some ideas as I was looking out
Speaker 1: at the sea about your act. Oh God, have you
Speaker 1: been writing on Black Monday during this I have.
Speaker 5: This time, during the serious time of our.
Speaker 1: Last societal setback. I don't like the pandemic anymore.
Speaker 3: I was working on Central Park when it first We
Speaker 3: had just started Central Park when it first hit.
Speaker 7: Finished that up, and then yeah, I went back to
Speaker 7: Black Monday and that's been great. And yeah, I just
Speaker 7: finished Back Monday two weeks ago. Well, I don't even
Speaker 7: that's a whole other thing. I don't know if I'm finished.
Speaker 7: I had to leave because I books my first pilot.
Speaker 5: Writing or acting acting amaze.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's why I had to missed my second shot,
Speaker 7: because I had to fly away, and so I kind
Speaker 7: of jumped out of Black Monday. But now I don't
Speaker 7: know if I'm going back or I don't know. That's
Speaker 7: the whole thing. But yes, I've been writing on that show. Yeah,
Speaker 7: it made it made me think about it, like, oh,
Speaker 7: I should text somebody to figure out.
Speaker 3: If I'm still.
Speaker 4: Avoid you should get a schedule. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just came back from LA this morning.
Speaker 1: Did you know anything about the stock market before that
Speaker 1: show or you learning about it?
Speaker 7: Actually, I still don't know about it. Nobody's watching Black
Speaker 7: Monday to get stock tips. Like that's what makes the
Speaker 7: show so fun, Like we just make that ship up
Speaker 7: and it's always like.
Speaker 1: Nerds watching it. When they're all yelling and holding pieces
Speaker 1: of paper. It's just like, oh, yeah, you just learned
Speaker 1: that from trading places.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one knows really, even the actors always.
Speaker 7: Like nerds on Reddit, like actually if you blaue blah
Speaker 7: blah and it whatever, Like we try to blow past
Speaker 7: that stuff because where bored as writers.
Speaker 3: And I remember one time we had.
Speaker 7: Somebody call call the like who actually knows about it,
Speaker 7: and they were supposed to talk to us, and it
Speaker 7: was like three minutes and we were like, never mind,
Speaker 7: it doesn't matter, doesn't matter, and I just maxed up.
Speaker 7: I'm like two on the down breaking it.
Speaker 3: Well, I just you know, I just write anything and
Speaker 3: they let us do it. So that's why it was
Speaker 3: so great. That's hilarious.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's TV, it's entertainment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, most people don't know that stuff. It's one percent
Speaker 1: of the population that I doubt any of the technically,
Speaker 1: and they.
Speaker 3: Don't watch TV. They're on a yacht, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the supermodels ass.
Speaker 4: So whatever doing blow and Lamberg of course, can you
Speaker 4: talk about the pilot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a girl. Her name is Quinta Brunson. She
Speaker 7: was like a h I'm gonna date myself. It was
Speaker 7: either vine or YouTube, one of these internet things she was.
Speaker 7: She like broke from that and she's a stand up
Speaker 7: as well. And I'm a principal. Well that's good, that's
Speaker 7: good casting. I'm the principal who is very inept and
Speaker 7: I don't know what I'm doing and they don't know
Speaker 7: how I got the job. I got the job through
Speaker 7: nefarious means, and basically they're trying to get rid of me.
Speaker 7: But what I really liked about it is my character,
Speaker 7: even though she did get her john nefarious, that she's
Speaker 7: very like what's the word cheerfully inept.
Speaker 3: Like they're like, you don't know what you're doing, and
Speaker 3: she's like what, Like she just doesn't even She's like,
Speaker 3: here's some pencils or whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's just so I've just never played, first of all,
Speaker 3: a cheerful character. I've never.
Speaker 7: I always get tough cop woos blah blah blah, you
Speaker 7: know whatever, and so and like, you know, just kind
Speaker 7: of an idiot. I've never played like a simple person.
Speaker 7: So it was just and it was just interesting them. Yes,
Speaker 7: my audition, That's why auditioned. I was just like, oh,
Speaker 7: this would be good and against type and what against
Speaker 7: at least against type of what people think I am
Speaker 7: because I always get very serious like auditions and stuff.
Speaker 3: But that's based on my stand up and I get it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, anyway, Also, it's almost like a double victory
Speaker 4: because you got the part, which I think that in
Speaker 4: and of itself deserves more celebration, even if the thing
Speaker 4: never goes oh no whatever, get actually auditioning when hundreds
Speaker 4: of people auditioned for that same part, Yeah you fund
Speaker 4: it's amazing. And then the fact that you were playing
Speaker 4: against type, Yeah you got picked is too. Gold medal, Yes,
Speaker 4: thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 7: It's exciting. Like I said, I just got back this morning.
Speaker 7: I'm still like, oh, you know, but I had, just
Speaker 7: I had I'm going to make all the actors hate
Speaker 7: me now. But it's the only thing I've auditioned for
Speaker 7: all year and I got it.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 7: And also I had just had hernia surgery like a
Speaker 7: couple of days before, so I got I did my
Speaker 7: I did my first audition pre surgery. Then I had surgery,
Speaker 7: so I had to do my I had to do
Speaker 7: three more callbacks like like live zoom auditions for like
Speaker 7: execs and stuff like that, because this is like an
Speaker 7: ABC policy. It's just like all these levels of people
Speaker 7: it has to go through. Yeah, and I was so
Speaker 7: high on oxy like it was.
Speaker 3: That's where you got that cheeriness.
Speaker 7: Man, I guess because they were like, we know you
Speaker 7: just had surgery, are you okay? I was like, I
Speaker 7: am on the finest opioids, Like I just trained and
Speaker 7: start up till I was like, let's.
Speaker 4: Do this, like and that is the key to acting
Speaker 4: right there. Yeah, you're just giving away the secret.
Speaker 3: Man. I was funked up and I got it, so, hey.
Speaker 1: You just become addicted. No, I'm trying to stay in
Speaker 1: character all season.
Speaker 4: It comes open amazed.
Speaker 7: Have you had guys ever taken it? Had to take
Speaker 7: those I was so afraid of it. I didn't even
Speaker 7: finish it. But now I got it for some good times.
Speaker 7: Later on, I got like a bunch of extras and
Speaker 7: h and that was very like.
Speaker 1: I got my hip replaced and they gave me something.
Speaker 1: But it was I was itchy all the time, like
Speaker 1: your fro. I felt great otherwise, but do you.
Speaker 3: Know imber No, I remember it was great.
Speaker 7: And I remember one time I got like dental surgery
Speaker 7: and I had was it is it vicing in? That's
Speaker 7: the lower that's the lower opioid. And I was telling
Speaker 7: my boyfriend at the time. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 7: this is amazing. He was like, well, let me have one.
Speaker 3: I was like no, and we ended up like tussling
Speaker 3: on the floor.
Speaker 7: And I was just like, look at us. This is
Speaker 7: how people become addicts. Like I was ready to murder
Speaker 7: him for anyway. We ended up splitting it. But anyway,
Speaker 7: the point.
Speaker 1: Is that, so, yeah, anytime I do drugs, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I totally get it.
Speaker 7: And that's why I had I said I'm going to
Speaker 7: switch to talel all like as soon as I could. Yeah,
Speaker 7: pain wasn't excessive. I was like I could totally see
Speaker 7: myself getting addicted.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, well also it's the perfect excuse
Speaker 4: like that, you know, because you it's like this is
Speaker 4: what you're supposed to do and you're free to do it.
Speaker 4: But then you're also really enjoying it exactly when you
Speaker 4: know you're just like, all right, well this is the
Speaker 4: This is basically where people there's left or a right.
Speaker 5: Turn can you make Yeah, like yeah, this is how
Speaker 5: I'm going to live for the rest of my life.
Speaker 3: Two days later, my doctor called check in and I
Speaker 3: was like, this is amazing. I gotta put these things down.
Speaker 3: I gotta put these so anyway.
Speaker 4: It's good to know they're there when you need them there.
Speaker 7: It is principal Janelle coming to a TV. You totally sober. Yeah,
Speaker 7: thank you.
Speaker 4: That's so good. I checked them vico In when I
Speaker 4: had because I've had like I had impacted wisdom, teeth, yeah,
Speaker 4: tooth shit, and I really wanted to be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is what everyone's talking about. And every time I
Speaker 4: took vico in, like two hours into it.
Speaker 5: I would just start puking.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm one of those people with it. So
Speaker 4: I would have that thing where like then they have
Speaker 4: to get they would decide if they're going to give
Speaker 4: you something stronger or like base, but it'd always be eighteen.
Speaker 3: It sucks, I know, I know.
Speaker 7: It's like those people that smoke weed and they're like,
Speaker 7: I don't feel anything. I feel so bad for y'all.
Speaker 3: I a am. It's so so few joys in life,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to be that person and then suddenly
Speaker 1: it made me crippled with anxiety.
Speaker 3: So what weed? Yeah, we does.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm okay with it now.
Speaker 3: I think weed.
Speaker 4: It's so strong, it's very strong. You have to watch
Speaker 4: those percentages.
Speaker 3: It's so strong.
Speaker 1: It'll say a little bit. It's all of it's great. Now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I would also not to encourage you. But
Speaker 7: you're an now, I mean, yes, let up your local weeds. Mollious.
Speaker 7: You go up and you're like, hey, sometimes I an anxiety.
Speaker 7: They're like, dude, let me introduce you to this ship.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I love those guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to figure out what works for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, this stuff works, let me write it down.
Speaker 3: But I'm high and forget and then you forget exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm always calling my friends. What was that ship? Remember
Speaker 3: we were on the mountain and then you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they just say hybrid and it's like, well, thanks,
Speaker 1: that's very It tasted lemony.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I remember it was a Champagne stre It's
Speaker 4: always one where you're like, this is it. This is
Speaker 4: It's like, you don't think that had anything to do
Speaker 4: with your personal life, what you were going through stress? No,
Speaker 4: stress is the champagne.
Speaker 3: Yes, that was making it happen for.
Speaker 1: Me other than work. What have you been doing in
Speaker 1: the past the time? What makes you?
Speaker 4: I mean, are you still doing Are you still doing
Speaker 4: your podcast podcast?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I've been on hiatus.
Speaker 7: Okay, yes I am. Let me at first say to
Speaker 7: both of you and and mostly you Karen, like, I mean,
Speaker 7: I knew previously because I've tried to start podcasts before.
Speaker 7: But it's a lot of work, and I really hope
Speaker 7: that people. I think maybe during quarantine people have figured
Speaker 7: that out. They're like casual listener has figured out how
Speaker 7: much work a podcast is. Yeah, but so yes, I
Speaker 7: am still doing it, but I could not do it
Speaker 7: with everything else. I was doing it when I was writing,
Speaker 7: but I couldn't travel right act, do you under you
Speaker 7: know what I mean? I have my family da da
Speaker 7: Da da da. So I've taken a break. So I
Speaker 7: took a break right before because I knew I was
Speaker 7: gonna have surgery, and also I wanted to audition, Like
Speaker 7: I read this pile and I was like, it's so funny.
Speaker 3: I have to try.
Speaker 7: So I was like, I'm going to not do anything
Speaker 7: and really think or I had to do this character.
Speaker 7: And so it's been about three weeks and people are
Speaker 7: hounding me, which I know is a good thing, but yeah,
Speaker 7: but I'm also like, give.
Speaker 9: Me a chill, you know what I mean, you can
Speaker 9: take time off just especially for that, especially for getting
Speaker 9: a great job or you know that's yeah, yeah, then
Speaker 9: you're going to come back and have even more to
Speaker 9: talk about.
Speaker 3: But if you're listening, it's you in danger girl.
Speaker 7: There's like I don't even know how many episodes, about
Speaker 7: eighteen or so episodes.
Speaker 3: You can go listen to the Bad Catalog. I'm really
Speaker 3: happy with it. It did really well, like pretty quickly,
Speaker 3: and it was fun.
Speaker 7: It was a good especially before, like I had a
Speaker 7: break between my two writing jobs and it was like
Speaker 7: just the thing I was doing it was so fun.
Speaker 7: But then I realized, also I did the thing that
Speaker 7: I hate and I gave myself a homework show.
Speaker 3: I gotta watch a whole movie. Yeah, I gotta take No,
Speaker 3: I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So what is your podcast?
Speaker 1: It's a famous qube from what Pe Goldberg and go Yeah,
Speaker 1: No You've been danger girl?
Speaker 3: Yes, based on Whoopee Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's Waiting for Ghost podcasts.
Speaker 7: We people send in letters about red flags that they've
Speaker 7: either ignored or experienced in relationships, and I read them,
Speaker 7: me and a guest we read them. We talk about
Speaker 7: the letter I try to make I don't. We are
Speaker 7: making fun of people, but I try not to make
Speaker 7: it mean or anything like that. And then I talk
Speaker 7: about all the dumb shit I've done, and then we
Speaker 7: then review an erotic thriller of the week.
Speaker 1: So oh wowneas two podcasts at once kind of yeah.
Speaker 3: And so I mean I've gotten smarter and done it.
Speaker 7: Now we do bi weekly where one show is just
Speaker 7: letters no mo, so I don't have to watch a
Speaker 7: movie every week.
Speaker 3: Which sounds like nothing, but it.
Speaker 4: Really you know what I mean, it's tons of production.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, oh, I love erotty thrillers.
Speaker 3: Now I'm like, what the fuck was I.
Speaker 7: And what I'm figured out I love I know I
Speaker 7: liked erotic thrillers because I used to watch them like
Speaker 7: in my you know when in my twenties and stuff.
Speaker 3: I like the sex scenes. That's really what it is.
Speaker 7: And while now I'm watching them now I'm like, this
Speaker 7: movie is stupid, Like why did I think I like this?
Speaker 7: But so, but that becomes part of the podcast. So,
Speaker 7: like recently we mad Cruel Intentions. Cruel Attentions is horrible.
Speaker 4: It's insane.
Speaker 7: I used to think I love that movie, you know
Speaker 7: what I mean, And so to watch it as an
Speaker 7: adult adult has been you know, watch all those movies
Speaker 7: as an adult has been interested.
Speaker 1: When I think of erotic thrillers, I do just think
Speaker 1: of movies from the nineties mostly do you end up watching.
Speaker 3: I mean there's current ones. There are current they're still
Speaker 3: churning them out.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And but we have done the basic instincts, the
Speaker 7: cruel intentions. Fear with Reese Wooderspoon was amazing. The Boy
Speaker 7: next Door, What's the what's the one with the Princess
Speaker 7: Brian guy basically carry Elvis and Alicia Silverstone, which the.
Speaker 1: Crush or whatever. Yeah, confused that with Fear fear of
Speaker 1: Murky mark in It.
Speaker 7: For Fears Marky Marrow And yeah, that one is. But
Speaker 7: the difference is fear is Markey Marker is. She's the
Speaker 7: fem fatale in that one. And what I've realized is
Speaker 7: a lot of those movies, mostly written by men, are
Speaker 7: just men getting their gross kinks off movie form. It's
Speaker 7: a lot of like male gays at pre prebescent girls
Speaker 7: and nine games and a lot of she made me
Speaker 7: do it, you know kind of storylines.
Speaker 3: And I'm just like, wow, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know this political commentary is Yeah.
Speaker 7: I'm always like, let's wrote this, Like what is going
Speaker 7: on with you? Robert Glassman, Like why would you write this?
Speaker 3: Are you listening?
Speaker 4: Blash Man called to the mat. Now are people and
Speaker 4: suggesting movies to you?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 7: Yes, I don't listen to them, but yes they are.
Speaker 7: I mean I have a whole list. I let the
Speaker 7: I try to let the guest pick because they you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's first. I ain't paint, so.
Speaker 7: At least let you watch a movie that you would
Speaker 7: like to see. But you know, it's just like anything.
Speaker 7: People think they're the first person to suggest something. You know,
Speaker 7: everybody's like basics, like you think I don't know anyway,
Speaker 7: So I have a whole list and I'll give it
Speaker 7: to the guest and then they pick.
Speaker 4: But can I suggestion? Yeah, sure, you know that. I
Speaker 4: think it's Sharon Stone and Billy Baldwin movie Slivers Sliver
Speaker 4: or Slipper Sliver.
Speaker 3: It's Slipper or Silver. Yes, it's been on the list
Speaker 3: since the beginning.
Speaker 7: I'm surprised someone hasn't chosen it yet, but it will
Speaker 7: get around to it, I'm sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just there is the it's so nineties because
Speaker 4: it's like she lives in a fancy high rise, like
Speaker 4: an advanced futuristic high rise building. That alone, I'm obsessed
Speaker 4: with a genre of like the building is one of
Speaker 4: the stars of the movie is hilarious to his And
Speaker 4: then it's the idea that there's there's hidden cameras everywhere,
Speaker 4: so it's like super dirty voyeur.
Speaker 7: There's a that's a there's a book series. I used
Speaker 7: to also read erotic thrillers. Maybe that's a and so
Speaker 7: it's called it's called the In Depth Series. And I
Speaker 7: really think Slipper stole a lot from that. Things like
Speaker 7: a female she's a female detective and she's married, to
Speaker 7: like a billion the nice billionaire, the hot billionaire. That
Speaker 7: doesn't exist. First of all, like nice men nice or
Speaker 7: hot like men only work that hard to become a
Speaker 7: billionaire because they're ugly, Like nobody, like hot.
Speaker 3: Dudes don't have to work that hard. You could just settle.
Speaker 3: You can let a million exactly million. But but this.
Speaker 7: Guy's is the hottest million. They live in a tower
Speaker 7: like that. He's a tech bro. And then and these
Speaker 7: books were written in the early nineties, so I think
Speaker 7: that movie borrowed a lot from that female author book series.
Speaker 3: Yuh right, it's a man anyway.
Speaker 7: Whatever, none of these movies are written by women.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of hilarious to me.
Speaker 5: That should be a new a new genre.
Speaker 4: Also, sorry to go back to my building movie.
Speaker 5: Do you remember the story?
Speaker 4: There were stories where in the I can't remember if
Speaker 4: it was the late night News or early two thousands,
Speaker 4: there were those buildings that they built super fast in
Speaker 4: Brooklyn or like over there that were they were falling
Speaker 4: down from the inside like they were they had built
Speaker 4: those high rises to like star money off the real
Speaker 4: estate maybe Williams. Yeah, and they were like it collapsed
Speaker 4: in Yes, I wanted to write like an action movie
Speaker 4: about living in this building, as like a Williamsburg hipster
Speaker 4: that like is walking home from from Whole Foods and
Speaker 4: has like their groceries and then goes into their building
Speaker 4: and the building just basically it's a Titanic movie but
Speaker 4: a building. Okay, I guess I'm pitching.
Speaker 3: This to you now like.
Speaker 1: A dramatic version of money Pipped.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, Well, because but where will they have sex?
Speaker 3: There's god.
Speaker 7: Gotta have sex, and there's a lot of Yeah, there's
Speaker 7: a lot of thrillers.
Speaker 3: That's the other thing.
Speaker 7: Why don't really take suggestion because people will suggest thrillers
Speaker 7: such as a hand of rocks, the cradle and things
Speaker 7: like that, But those aren't erotic thrillers.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. It has to have a
Speaker 3: sex scene something.
Speaker 7: The best ironic thrillers are relationship seems ideal, a new
Speaker 7: person comes by, somebody funks up, and now they have
Speaker 7: to deal with like a crazy person. Those are the
Speaker 7: like that's the blueprint, you know, and those are the best.
Speaker 3: Uh well maybe, so just figure out what floor has
Speaker 3: a collapse that you can have sex on and and.
Speaker 4: Rework that may be for my building Falling Down podcast
Speaker 4: so you can do it, won't overlap on your ring,
Speaker 4: and it pitch it.
Speaker 3: Back to me.
Speaker 4: I'm hoping hearing it open to the idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bunch of the tenants fall to the
Speaker 1: basement and they meet. Yeah, there's an.
Speaker 4: Orgy, blouses are torn off, erotic. Yeah, the blousy woman's there.
Speaker 3: I'm looking off it's in the distance because I can
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, in your mind's eye to see this
Speaker 4: whole concept.
Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah, yeah, check it out.
Speaker 7: It was It was fun and it has been fun,
Speaker 7: and I hope to get back to it. It's also
Speaker 7: hard for me to take a break from something and
Speaker 7: then go back to it. I'm a very like next
Speaker 7: type of yeah person, But I think I think I will.
Speaker 1: Are you anxious or nervous to because you were opening
Speaker 1: for Chris.
Speaker 3: Rock like a year ago, right, m h.
Speaker 1: Are you anxious to get back to that or does
Speaker 1: it make you nervous to think about being in front
Speaker 1: of those crowds again?
Speaker 3: I mean I was nervous then. Yeah, I'm always nervous
Speaker 3: and I am. I am excited for when it really
Speaker 3: feels safe. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: Right now, I'm just still nervous about Corona, even vaccinately not.
Speaker 7: I'm still just not only worried for myself but everyone else.
Speaker 7: And yeah, and comedians are so needy. I know, they
Speaker 7: don't uh, they don't follow rules. Every picture everybody's hugged,
Speaker 7: faces pressed together. I gotta I'm gonna have to beat
Speaker 7: the bitch, just like, don't touch me.
Speaker 1: And that's the audience that's gonna show up too, is
Speaker 1: people that yeah, just like yeah, I'm.
Speaker 7: Just I'm acting even harder because I'm just so happy
Speaker 7: to be outside.
Speaker 4: Yes, I love to spit. I love spinning.
Speaker 7: There was already those like I want to hug you,
Speaker 7: blondes that would always be around.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be even more.
Speaker 7: They're not even gonna ask now, They're just gonna do it.
Speaker 7: And so I think I'm gonna go back, probably after
Speaker 7: I get back. The cellar here in New York is open,
Speaker 7: I might do. I'm gonna pop in and just see
Speaker 7: how it is. But I'm not like anxious to get back.
Speaker 7: Seeing other people being so gun hole about it kind
Speaker 7: of makes you feel like, ah, man, yeah, but I'm
Speaker 7: really trying to fight that and realize that if I
Speaker 7: am afraid, it's not going to lend itself to my
Speaker 7: act at all, you know what I mean the same
Speaker 7: reason I stopped being anxious about Zoom shows because I
Speaker 7: was like, oh, maybe everyone's getting better than me and
Speaker 7: and I'm like, nobody's building material on nobody.
Speaker 1: It's a clean stirit. That's a comforting thing this whole
Speaker 1: time is knowing that everyone at all levels of success
Speaker 1: are starting from a.
Speaker 3: Slee start, starting from scratch y.
Speaker 1: Yeah me, that's exciting. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when it's open and we really are.
Speaker 7: Like joyful and back out there, then sure, I'm miss
Speaker 7: stand up a lot, but it's not my life blood.
Speaker 3: I think that shit is losing shit when people act like.
Speaker 7: That, Yeah yeah, now you're a road comic and you've
Speaker 7: been missing.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 7: I'm lucky in that I was able to pivot to
Speaker 7: writing and had an income your road comic and you've launch.
Speaker 3: I totally get it. But those people are just like, man,
Speaker 3: I gotta get on state, like no you don't. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: nobody's clamoring this one. Stand up is good, Like you
Speaker 3: could just disappear and nobody gives a fuck.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It took me a while to realize stand stand up
Speaker 1: it's like one of my main sources of income. So
Speaker 1: after a few months, I'm like, oh, I need to
Speaker 1: that's why.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's amazing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's amazing, And I know, I remember the first
Speaker 7: people I thought about when we went on lockdown were
Speaker 7: the people who had made posts, and I remember exactly
Speaker 7: who they were, Like at the top of the year,
Speaker 7: that's like, this is the year I'm gonna quit my
Speaker 7: full time job, yeah and do full for I was like, fuck, like,
Speaker 7: I can't imagine.
Speaker 3: How that was.
Speaker 7: But the people who are okay, the rich fucking comedians
Speaker 7: who did pets stand up all through the pandemic, like,
Speaker 7: get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: It's so eager, maniacal and lose a ship.
Speaker 7: To me, it's loser, Like, get a life, get a love,
Speaker 7: get a family, get a hobby, like it's crazy.
Speaker 4: Also get some priorities, because I mean, yeah, pretending that
Speaker 4: it's gonna be fine when you yeah, and you're.
Speaker 5: Kind of like, but what if one person gets it
Speaker 5: and dies.
Speaker 3: Because of your fucking jumpy young jokes. You're like your word.
Speaker 4: Observations about pizza delivery had.
Speaker 7: Right now, But what I have because I was like
Speaker 7: very emotional, most of the quarantine, just like it's people
Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm never going to talk to them again,
Speaker 7: and I'm trying to like calm down now, Like there's
Speaker 7: definitely people I'm not going to talk to again because
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, you really just don't give a
Speaker 7: fuck about anybody, and I don't know if I want
Speaker 7: to be friends with you.
Speaker 1: I revealed a lot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but I have been reading about, you know,
Speaker 7: just about how people cope and stuff, and that is
Speaker 7: a coping mechanism in that I just don't believe it.
Speaker 7: I just it's not as bad, like and that's how
Speaker 7: they deal with the stress. So I'm trying to give
Speaker 7: people that grace, like, oh, maybe that's what's going on
Speaker 7: with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, what I realized I don't like. I
Speaker 1: don't like anyone with that coping mechanism. I just figured
Speaker 1: that out. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's hard. It's very hard.
Speaker 4: It's a very selfish coping mechanism. Usually I find coping
Speaker 4: mechanisms are more about debilitating myself. So when somebody has
Speaker 4: a coping mechanism that also is very self serving, I
Speaker 4: hate them twice as much because it's like my coping
Speaker 4: mechanisms are usually like.
Speaker 5: I'm going to stay home.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're the only one that gets armed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exact repeatedly, repeatedly.
Speaker 7: Yeah shit, Yeah, So it's it's it's been hard times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really relate to self defeating people. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's my that's my whole bad Well.
Speaker 4: Also, this the end. I've said this to several people
Speaker 4: in the last week or two because it feels like
Speaker 4: it's over and it is not all. So we're now
Speaker 4: all about to go into the cabin fever. Yeah, part
Speaker 4: part that I am not looking forward to, and I'm
Speaker 4: already feeling myself and people around me going a little crazy.
Speaker 5: But everyone's kind of going like we still aren't around
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 4: So you literally have to check it and be like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm livid with you about blah blah blah, and then
Speaker 4: the person who has to either go like I'm really
Speaker 4: sorry or I don't know what you're talking about or something,
Speaker 4: but like we're still not on the alla same reality.
Speaker 7: I mean, I am fucked up because I just came
Speaker 7: from shooting a thing where we had masks off talking
Speaker 7: to each other. I was feeling breath on my face
Speaker 7: and all of that, so it was and I have
Speaker 7: really been quarantining in strictly for a year. I wasn't
Speaker 7: going nowhere, So yeah, that was like ooh, but also
Speaker 7: like you for so it was like a really you
Speaker 7: know and even all now, like I said, I just
Speaker 7: got back this morning. I'm like, is Corona and me
Speaker 7: I don't know, but you know, but it's uh, but.
Speaker 4: You probably are tested all the time all the time.
Speaker 3: But again it's great. I mean it was great. And
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 7: Also not the big up a corporation. But Warner Brothers
Speaker 7: very strict like some studios aren't. They aren't all doing
Speaker 7: it the same. And Warner Brothers was like, hey, hey
Speaker 7: test you know, like they were really strict on it,
Speaker 7: and uh, really hammering in the testing is not precaution.
Speaker 7: You just you get it after the fact, you know,
Speaker 7: we find out after the fact. It's not a preventative thing,
Speaker 7: which I think people were also doing a little bit.
Speaker 3: Like I can test it once a week, what do
Speaker 3: you mean you know that type of shit.
Speaker 7: But so it was the safest possibility, it was the
Speaker 7: safest environment to be in.
Speaker 3: But also nothing is one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting a negative test just means oh I didn't
Speaker 1: get this two weeks ago. You never know exactly like
Speaker 1: incubating in your book, Yes, so you get it in.
Speaker 4: Two weeks it's yes, and that reality. So we've been
Speaker 4: living in that reality for the past over a year. Yeah,
Speaker 4: of anything could happen in any time. I could be
Speaker 4: entirely safe. I could be in my house blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: and then I go to the gas station.
Speaker 3: Get it so much stress?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fucking nice, and it's.
Speaker 7: Gonna and we are in a country that deals with
Speaker 7: stress in any real way. And we and I don't
Speaker 7: think we are. We're gonna gloss over it. Ship is
Speaker 7: gonna open, it's gonna go right back. We forget shipped
Speaker 7: very quickly. And we haven't even warned the fucking half
Speaker 7: a million people.
Speaker 3: And have died.
Speaker 7: Really, it's really it's fucked up, man. This is We're
Speaker 7: in like a dystopian novel right now.
Speaker 4: And it's also like a recipe for like alcoholism abused
Speaker 4: all those It's like we're all gonna want to go
Speaker 4: out into the world and then obliterate our Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, basically, well, I was saying like and it was
Speaker 7: proven doing this, doing this shoot like I feel like
Speaker 7: once bars and if I start going to bars and stuffing,
Speaker 7: I won't even need drinks.
Speaker 3: Just conversation is like, my mind is like, holy ship.
Speaker 3: My brain is like whoa, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: talking up people? You know.
Speaker 7: So I'm hoping, Uh, that's what I'm excited for. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and then help the resurgence of the RT.
Speaker 3: Hopefully people start appreciating us a little more. And yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Those are all positive things. So that keep me going,
Speaker 1: the fact I feel that way after a small conversation
Speaker 1: from a distance, feeling like a party. Yeah, like, oh,
Speaker 1: life is good, let's living.
Speaker 3: Getting a stranger again, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh God, tell me about it.
Speaker 5: Please, some rando, just a rando from somewhere.
Speaker 3: Just making out. Yeah, yeah, lips on lips. That's that's
Speaker 3: gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1: So no, I'd live in like a monk like this.
Speaker 3: I just yeah, in the same person for a year.
Speaker 3: And this has been nuts.
Speaker 4: It has been I mean.
Speaker 5: But also what's cool is that everybody kind of.
Speaker 4: Figured it out, pulled their shit together, and like kept
Speaker 4: going forward. That's the thing that I really love. I mean,
Speaker 4: maybe not everybody, but most of the people that I know,
Speaker 4: it's just that thing of like we're just going to
Speaker 4: do it, We're just going to get through.
Speaker 7: But that's also a coping mechanism, you know. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 7: very much like that. I just started taking every job
Speaker 7: that was thrown.
Speaker 3: At me, you know what I mean, So works through it.
Speaker 3: And now I'm tired but still alive, I guess, and.
Speaker 7: Knowing that I'm in a much better position than a
Speaker 7: lot of people. I'm just trying to remember that. And also,
Speaker 7: you know, I have friends who I hate, so.
Speaker 4: Life is a mixed bag, and I've told them.
Speaker 3: They've come around, Hey what's going on?
Speaker 7: And I'm like, I don't fuck with you. When I
Speaker 7: said that before, I meant it like you.
Speaker 4: And what I said on Twitter, Yeah you.
Speaker 3: Went to Tuloom during a surge. I don't fuck with you.
Speaker 7: And not only did you go, you posted it on
Speaker 7: the internet like you didn't care, Like you don't even
Speaker 7: have the smarts to do shit in secret, Like what
Speaker 7: is what is this? How much do you want likes?
Speaker 7: I don't want to be friends with los us like that,
Speaker 7: so leave me alone. I've straight up told people that,
Speaker 7: like I am.
Speaker 1: Not no thanks, So yeah, added step of bragging about it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's like sociopathic to me, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Are those people that they can't not do it? Though
Speaker 4: there are those people that can't be it.
Speaker 3: I don't like it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's my main gripe and fear of fame because
Speaker 7: people are like, you know, I'm happy I got on
Speaker 7: a pilot, but it's not like now I'm like, oh,
Speaker 7: now I'm gonna be famous. I'm like, oh, now I
Speaker 7: might be famous, Like I don't. I don't. I didn't
Speaker 7: grow up wanting to be famous or even a comedian
Speaker 7: or in the business and none of that stuff. And
Speaker 7: it's I don't like it. I don't want to become
Speaker 7: one of those people that needs likes. It's just all
Speaker 7: gives me the creep.
Speaker 4: So really that's interesting to me, Jille, because today you're tweeted.
Speaker 4: Let's tell people how much they mean to how much
Speaker 4: they mean to us while they're still around, starting with me.
Speaker 3: And that was that was a great joke.
Speaker 4: I retreated it. I retreat it, but I was like,
Speaker 4: I completely didn't see it, and what happened.
Speaker 7: And what happened is a lot of people started saying
Speaker 7: awesome things about me, and then I had to eventually
Speaker 7: close it because I got embarrassed.
Speaker 3: That's that's how I am.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was like, ah, oh no, And so I
Speaker 10: am very much always back and forth as far as
Speaker 10: the same thing, like I know I have to do
Speaker 10: not have to I should do social media?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they tell us.
Speaker 7: And so you kind of tiptoe and then once I
Speaker 7: get too much attention, I'm like, I disappear.
Speaker 1: So uh, you said you didn't grow up wanting to
Speaker 1: be a comic. Did it just kind of suddenly? How
Speaker 1: did it happen?
Speaker 5: What did you want to do?
Speaker 7: I went to I've done everything I was, I've done everything,
Speaker 7: and I just I grew up wanting to do whatever
Speaker 7: I want.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 7: I like used to say that, or I'm going to
Speaker 7: do whatever I want, or my mother said, what are
Speaker 7: you going to be? I'll be like everything, I'm going
Speaker 7: to do everything, And that's kind of what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: But I went to fashion school. I went to Parsons.
Speaker 7: I worked in fashion design here in New York for
Speaker 7: ten years, and then I moved to the Midwest with
Speaker 7: a person that I'm.
Speaker 3: Not going to talk about.
Speaker 7: And see, this is me trying to keep my personal
Speaker 7: life all the time to myself to the Midwest, and
Speaker 7: so I was there with him and not liking it,
Speaker 7: and was in the grocery store one day and he
Speaker 7: was in the grocery store when he knew I didn't
Speaker 7: like it. I was very much in the house with
Speaker 7: my kids, doing a homemaker type thing, which was very
Speaker 7: out of my element from working in fashion and being fabulous.
Speaker 7: But when he proposed that we moved to the Midwest,
Speaker 7: I happened to be pregnant with my second kid, and
Speaker 7: so I was like, well, might as well go be
Speaker 7: fat in the Midwest.
Speaker 3: So that's how he could be it's me. And also
Speaker 3: we had a mouse problem.
Speaker 4: Anyway, elements, there were influences, yeah, more than one.
Speaker 3: Thing, because you know, when I worked in fashion my
Speaker 3: first kid.
Speaker 7: After my first kid, I had just had him, and
Speaker 7: I went back to work six weeks later and my
Speaker 7: boss pointed in my body in like that diva way,
Speaker 7: you know, when I'm trying to describe it for people listening,
Speaker 7: but they like the way it swirl. They get a
Speaker 7: waved finger down and he said, what are we gonna
Speaker 7: do about this?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: No, yeah, And so that was I'll never forget that.
Speaker 7: And so then when I got pregnant with my other kid.
Speaker 7: I was like, well, damn, I guess I'm done in
Speaker 7: this industream under me Like I'm really at that thought,
Speaker 7: and so I hate my Yeah, we moved to the
Speaker 7: midwivet Fashion baby Baby on the Cat the.
Speaker 3: Scott Rooting of fashion. Anyway, that guy is so funny.
Speaker 7: That guy also threw something in one of his assistants anyway,
Speaker 7: it was a mouse. So I was very much depressed
Speaker 7: in the Midwest. Two kids like what am I doing?
Speaker 7: Because this ain't it? And my guy came home and
Speaker 7: he was like, somebody gave this to me in the
Speaker 7: grocery store and it was a flyer for an open mic, and.
Speaker 3: I was like, what is this? He was like, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 7: You always looking for stuff to do or whatever, like
Speaker 7: you should, you should go, And for whatever reason I went.
Speaker 3: I had no idea what an open mic was.
Speaker 7: I had no idea how comedians started or I just
Speaker 7: knew Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Richard pryor like I didn't
Speaker 7: even know there were hundreds of comedians.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you can make a living a small time.
Speaker 7: I had never been to a comedy club, only like
Speaker 7: big you know, theater shows and I went and I
Speaker 7: was like, oh, this is cool, and they were like
Speaker 7: you can. I have a very distinctive life, so I
Speaker 7: guess that's probably why they came over like hey, did
Speaker 7: you enjoy And I was like, yeah, this is cool,
Speaker 7: and they were like, you can do it next week
Speaker 7: if you wanted. I was like, what do you mean
Speaker 7: and he's like, you just sign up, you do four minutes,
Speaker 7: and I just I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so it did happen as an accident though,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, what's that? And I like Minnesota?
Speaker 3: Where were what state? Or you don't say, oh no,
Speaker 3: this is Illinois? Oh like Peoria or Peoria did you bust?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Home club?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's great.
Speaker 3: That's my home club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been there a few times. I love I
Speaker 1: loved it there. Then yeah, yeah, are they still around
Speaker 1: or is it?
Speaker 7: He's been really true through the pandemic, trying to, you know,
Speaker 7: keep it together.
Speaker 3: But I think I think he will. It's been so much.
Speaker 7: Shit happened there and he's kept it going, you know
Speaker 7: what I mean, Like every time something happens, we all
Speaker 7: rally around him and keep it going. But he's been
Speaker 7: really trying to abide by the rules, like he's very
Speaker 7: COVID aware and everything. While everything else has been open,
Speaker 7: he's been closed and so but I think it's been
Speaker 7: there so long it would be really sad if if
Speaker 7: it did close down. But anyway, yep, that was my
Speaker 7: home club. So yeah, I did that open mic. I
Speaker 7: obsessively did stand up after that.
Speaker 3: That was my thing.
Speaker 5: Can you remember any of the jokes you did in
Speaker 5: that first round?
Speaker 7: Oh, it was all about my dad dying. I was like,
Speaker 7: lower kill Martin. I guess at that point.
Speaker 1: My dad get right into it.
Speaker 7: It was about it was about it was about hating
Speaker 7: the Midwest and and my dad dying. And I remember
Speaker 7: my I did a like my second year in, I
Speaker 7: did like a tournament at the Jukebox comedy club and
Speaker 7: I came in second, and I was like, oh, sorry.
Speaker 3: The point of the story is I was halfway there.
Speaker 3: I was driving.
Speaker 7: It was two hours to get to the juke Box.
Speaker 7: An hour into the drive, my brother called and said
Speaker 7: my dad died. And then I kept going and I
Speaker 7: did the contest.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, now.
Speaker 7: And I was on the second place, and I remember
Speaker 7: everybody was like congratulations, Like you just started and you
Speaker 7: got to take a place.
Speaker 3: And I was like crying, like my dad died, Like
Speaker 3: it didn't.
Speaker 7: You fucking did it anywhere? And yeah, just like a
Speaker 7: lot of things and a lot of us. I think
Speaker 7: I was doing stand up like that trying to to
Speaker 7: think about my dad.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was just like this is a new focus
Speaker 7: for me and and trying not to I had postparted him.
Speaker 7: I didn't know that till after. Like I just was
Speaker 7: just like I put everything in the stand up, you know.
Speaker 1: And he do feel guilt. My mom died in between shows, Uh.
Speaker 3: Went a whole stories like this crazy.
Speaker 1: Show went so well. I felt guilty, Like I felt bad.
Speaker 1: I felt like it should have not gone well or
Speaker 1: I should have mad.
Speaker 3: But I was like, if he didn't not I would
Speaker 3: have got first place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the third stitch of learning playing.
Speaker 4: It makes perfect sense to me, and probably I bet
Speaker 4: a lot of people because when something that monumental happens
Speaker 4: to you, you don't know what, you don't know what
Speaker 4: to do, but you already had your plan in place
Speaker 4: of what you want to do.
Speaker 3: Me not going it's not going to make him not dead,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 5: And you have this thing you're doing that like there
Speaker 5: really is something about I've found, especially when I first
Speaker 5: started stand up, it was this accomplishment that really fucking.
Speaker 4: I needed it. I needed to feel like I can
Speaker 4: do a thing other people can't do.
Speaker 5: I can do a thing people are afraid to do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and man, the whole housewife thing, if that's not
Speaker 7: your bag, it's torture.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Like, So for me to go from making my own
Speaker 7: money and working into such a fabulous environment or Lates
Speaker 7: wool was fabulous to me at that time.
Speaker 3: I was very young then I got too much personal information.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I having.
Speaker 7: Kids very I had my relationship, relationships and kids. I
Speaker 7: don't know why I put an s on that, but
Speaker 7: relationship and kids very young, and so to just be
Speaker 7: in the Midwest as a housewife being taken care of
Speaker 7: by someone, but it just wasn't me. It still isn't me,
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. So I was very fucked.
Speaker 7: It was a real mindfuck period of my life. And
Speaker 7: so stand up gave me, yeah, like freedom, a purpose, a.
Speaker 3: Gold, gold, a whole new crew of.
Speaker 7: White boys I had never hung out with in my
Speaker 7: life and I'm still funk with them. Drift if you're listening,
Speaker 7: that's my boy anyway, from the comedy The Jew.
Speaker 3: By Tommy Club. He's his mom used to be a
Speaker 3: stripper at the club next door.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeahber and he would and yeah you remember drift,
Speaker 1: I may I remember the Strip Club Club.
Speaker 3: Strip Club is right next door.
Speaker 7: His mom used to be a stripper there, and so
Speaker 7: the waitresses in the jukebox used to babysit him, and
Speaker 7: then he started doing comedy. That's I just loved everything
Speaker 7: and just I mean I just stand up in like
Speaker 7: sundown town's you know where they're like, you got to
Speaker 7: get out of here by six, Like, no, take the money.
Speaker 7: I've done, stand up to like rooms full of white
Speaker 7: people that know, laughter, no sound, just dad staring at me.
Speaker 7: And I don't regret any of it, Like it really
Speaker 7: just gave me experiences and I think made me good
Speaker 7: in a way that if I had started in New
Speaker 7: York wouldn't be the same, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, they're big muscles, big developed in that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'm always thankful I started in Texas because
Speaker 1: you're right, when I would go to these open mics
Speaker 1: as I mean, it was twenty years ago, but I like,
Speaker 1: when would I otherwise be in the room with all
Speaker 1: these there's like a redneck guy and yeah, old.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of older.
Speaker 1: Comics when I started, and I became friends with them,
Speaker 1: and I don't think I otherwise would have ever even.
Speaker 3: Seen so many people. I mean, comedy is like that period.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, would we have ever met? Right and
Speaker 3: you and we would have met.
Speaker 7: I'm friends with so many people that I would have
Speaker 7: never even been in the same room with ever in life,
Speaker 7: because of it's great.
Speaker 3: It's great, it's so fun.
Speaker 4: It makes it's that vibe at festivals when everyone's standing
Speaker 4: around and kind of like having a beer and staring
Speaker 4: at each other, and it's that thing of like we
Speaker 4: all got in the door in that way, we paid
Speaker 4: that ticket of our actor or whatever, and so we
Speaker 4: have a thing in comments, like even if I haven't
Speaker 4: talked to you yet, we have something in common that's
Speaker 4: like we're all, Oh.
Speaker 7: You're needy just like me, you need a class, you're
Speaker 7: running from something, broke, can't stop talking, can't stop jamaking jokes,
Speaker 7: both the same level of poor, like it's all uh,
Speaker 7: it's all great. Are you on the wagon or off
Speaker 7: the wagon?
Speaker 3: Like it's all.
Speaker 1: Everything that Anyway, when I went back, I was on
Speaker 1: a show on True and so for I think I
Speaker 1: had True TV for a year and I remember you
Speaker 1: you were on some show on there where they act
Speaker 1: out your bit oh yeah, last tracks okay, yeah, and
Speaker 1: they made us.
Speaker 7: So much money for that. That's I was blown away.
Speaker 1: That's surprising to me, exactly one that didn't see another thing.
Speaker 3: That's the other thing about comedy.
Speaker 7: You do the the Mark Twain blah blah blah, and
Speaker 7: they're like, oh, we're gonna give you a stipend of
Speaker 7: five dollars and then a fucking Elvis impersonation show with
Speaker 7: some ships like grand.
Speaker 3: That was one of those things where he was like, well,
Speaker 3: how much you know?
Speaker 1: Yes, I just really I really related dear bit about
Speaker 1: being embarrassed for people when they sing to you, or
Speaker 1: being seren the embarrassment you feel for others that you
Speaker 1: had a few other examples. I don't remember the wedding proposal.
Speaker 3: I get a lot of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the public wedding, nothing now that or even if
Speaker 1: somebody if a guy comes in and he tries to
Speaker 1: do that international thing where he kisses people's cheeks and
Speaker 1: curl up in a friends I'm so embarrassed. And it's
Speaker 1: things that people do. But that's my favorite thing to
Speaker 1: focus on earth stand up about.
Speaker 7: Of course, I'm one of those people who reads the comments,
Speaker 7: so I get so much shit for that. Of course,
Speaker 7: man projecting on me like she must not have a
Speaker 7: man and she must not love love. And first of all,
Speaker 7: I've been sung to and proposed to and all those shits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the point is all the shit point many a
Speaker 3: man has loved me, first of all. But the point
Speaker 3: of that joke was.
Speaker 7: I'm saying it from the standpoint of a woman who
Speaker 7: this is a total surprise. Yeah, And it's just I
Speaker 7: just think it's bad vibes to put somebody on a
Speaker 7: spot like that. Yeah, yeah, And so I always get embarrassed.
Speaker 7: It's just like girl, no, like, even if you are
Speaker 7: into it, this isn't somebody who would do that without
Speaker 7: knowing it's something you want. It's not somebody you want
Speaker 7: to marry, is the point of the joke. But you know,
Speaker 7: people take what they well.
Speaker 1: It depends also on how Like my friend Henry, when
Speaker 1: he sings, it's a version of him. He's not a
Speaker 1: different person when he pulls out a guitar and sings
Speaker 1: or when Karen does it.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: But but when someone like they're talking like this and
Speaker 1: then they're like, well, I wrote a song for you,
Speaker 1: and then they're like, hey, all of a sudden their
Speaker 1: voice changes. My thing I can't.
Speaker 3: I think that's my thing. Is the eye contact.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like where I say in the joke.
Speaker 7: What do what do I do with my face? Am
Speaker 7: I supposed to like gaze at you or like look away?
Speaker 3: It's just I can't give you.
Speaker 4: And also how do you not laugh? How do you
Speaker 4: do not laugh?
Speaker 3: You look down? But you sing to me?
Speaker 1: I am going to do a full investigation of your shoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shoes.
Speaker 7: But just like anything, it's like, well, if it was like,
Speaker 7: you know whatever, hot singer of the day, then maybe
Speaker 7: I would love it.
Speaker 4: It's all in the context, but it's.
Speaker 7: Not you, Brett, not you personally, not you.
Speaker 4: Well we should let you go. Yet she was celebrating.
Speaker 3: But it was a good episode.
Speaker 1: I know that Yang.
Speaker 3: Exactly exactly I did it. I wasn't boring or or
Speaker 3: you know whatever.
Speaker 4: Not only not only we're not boring. We got lots
Speaker 4: of personal information.
Speaker 3: Oh no, your business.
Speaker 1: No, you were very good at not not giving too
Speaker 1: much away?
Speaker 7: Oh the podcast where people have dug deep and they're
Speaker 7: like in twenty twenty two you said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, interrogation lamp on you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just listened to a podcast recently that I did
Speaker 5: and I loved it.
Speaker 4: But it was one of those things where I was
Speaker 4: just like I had to stop, and I was just like,
Speaker 4: I have to stop podcasting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just modeling.
Speaker 4: You just get it's a very intoxicating thing when you're
Speaker 4: a narciss My.
Speaker 3: Thing is you're not going to get that info for free.
Speaker 3: You'll get my tell all or my yeah memoir.
Speaker 1: That's some pariod right here exactly.
Speaker 7: Sh It's my real thoughts on that.
Speaker 1: You're so, you're how many episodes of you and Danger
Speaker 1: Girl are?
Speaker 7: I think it's not money, but they're all that's there
Speaker 7: is amazing, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I really sounded that everyone should listen.
Speaker 7: Yeah, my BA was great guest. Oh twenty three episode? Wow,
Speaker 7: I did twenty three episodes.
Speaker 3: It's already in my back. I don't stick with anything, guys.
Speaker 3: So I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: That's how many Karen and I used to do in
Speaker 1: the year sometimes.
Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, I'm shocked.
Speaker 7: Myself, but I was really I really did it with
Speaker 7: the goal of doing something that was just purely funny.
Speaker 7: Like I felt like everyone is not everyone, but it's
Speaker 7: even all comedians are like political comedians now and explain
Speaker 7: the news to me and a jingle, and I just
Speaker 7: I wanted to do something where I'm laughing with my friends.
Speaker 7: I only interview people that I talk to all the
Speaker 7: time so that it flows very naturally.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be funny.
Speaker 7: Like I've had people on who I just kind of know,
Speaker 7: but they're kind of famous, and then the conversation is.
Speaker 3: Just like, oh, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: So I've decided I'm not going to do one of
Speaker 7: those like, oh they're famous, let me have them on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I have the same yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's too much more people you want to talk
Speaker 4: to and not that day I'm funny.
Speaker 7: But I found and again, with fame, famous people have
Speaker 7: to watch what they're saying. Yeah, it's not their fault,
Speaker 7: it's their listener's fault for always listening everything, you know
Speaker 7: what I mean, And so you could just see them
Speaker 7: like censoring themselves, and I was just like ah, and
Speaker 7: so those things, those episodes I haven't even put them out.
Speaker 3: I'll scrap them well. Get ready, now good enough? That's
Speaker 3: how good This podcast is only the best of the best.
Speaker 4: This is high level pop.
Speaker 3: I've watched whole movies for no reason.
Speaker 7: I don't even put it out Anyway, you'll enjoy.
Speaker 3: It's a fun podcast and I'm proud of it.
Speaker 1: I have to break it to you, Jane, but you're
Speaker 1: gonna be famous. It's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 4: Get Ready.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad we got you before your skyrockets to
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, thank you so much for being here with
Speaker 4: us today.
Speaker 3: Definitely gonna have to get some press training.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congrats, congrats.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about my pussy on the view of something.
Speaker 4: Please let that that'd be the next big moment.
Speaker 1: Early in the morning.
Speaker 3: It has to.
Speaker 1: Thanks for being Thank you so much for having me.
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Speaker 3: D y N A R O. I blew a ride anywhere?
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Speaker 4: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
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