WEBVTT - The World Will End In Three Years/Coachella Outfits

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<v Speaker 1>Megan Siege, don't fucking choush me because I'm gonna slop the

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<v Speaker 1>funk out of you.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a reference to fucking Lord.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you.

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<v Speaker 2>I hit her. I hit her. It was a reference

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<v Speaker 2>to Lord. You know the Lord video.

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<v Speaker 1>I am Mama, this Josh, it's breathe.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is okay, Lord, this is okay, Lord slander

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<v Speaker 2>because we are Lord's stamp. Yeah, I don't get a

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<v Speaker 2>twisted I am girl. That hurt my hand? Are you okay? No,

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<v Speaker 2>that didn't hurt my That hurt my hands so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're a little fucking bitch. And that's how you

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<v Speaker 1>know you would lose in a fight to me. So

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<v Speaker 1>it'll ever fucking step up to me because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>beat the out of you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because I have so much love for you, and

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<v Speaker 2>I would never ever do that to you. That I

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<v Speaker 2>know I would in a fight because I lay down immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're fucking competitive ass. You would try to beat

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<v Speaker 1>the ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of me and my competitive ass when you fought

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<v Speaker 2>me on an argument today that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Got seven kills in fortnight today, she did it. I

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<v Speaker 1>was killing it, but somebody had a tank, so they

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<v Speaker 1>murdered me. I followed my directions. I said, don't playing

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<v Speaker 1>my damn game. I am tapped in. I'm not listening

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<v Speaker 1>to you, bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, don't go down that hill. Do not go

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<v Speaker 2>down that hill. And you went down the hill and

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<v Speaker 2>keep that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's seven good for you. It's like a lot for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen you play Fortnite, that's the funny thing.

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<v Speaker 1>No Fortnite, No bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you have as white skin?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>Ugly? And look at how it's looking, look at how

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<v Speaker 1>it is aging. I'm sorry, I know you look beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You're beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Ki in my passenger seat that I took to send

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<v Speaker 4>to a friend like the other day, and literally like

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<v Speaker 4>the person I said to was like, wow, Ky.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks beautiful in that.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait what.

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<v Speaker 1>You saw it? Because you were next to me and

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<v Speaker 1>you want to shut up and you saw you looked

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<v Speaker 1>at my phone to see the picture and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I look.

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<v Speaker 3>Good there really yeah, I must have blacked out from podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry I forgot. Let me on twist my legs because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really insecure. Someone commented on my weird ass legs.

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<v Speaker 2>How I say, and.

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<v Speaker 1>That is balid because you sit like a fucking little

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<v Speaker 1>licorice like swirl.

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<v Speaker 2>You just call what was that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a twizzler howler.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a new slur.

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<v Speaker 1>Calling you a licorice twirl.

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<v Speaker 2>I immediately went back.

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<v Speaker 1>I immediately it's really comfortable. No, it's nice, but it

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<v Speaker 1>makes me it's squeezing my member in a way.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's why I said like that. That's why I

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<v Speaker 2>said like that, because it squeezed gives some.

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<v Speaker 1>Pressure to your mom.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I am sitting like this, and I already have

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<v Speaker 2>really bowed legs, like when I walk, like my my

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<v Speaker 2>like fibula and what is it not femur, it's fibula.

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<v Speaker 2>Antibia are like literally like bowed out already. So when

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<v Speaker 2>I walk it looks really fucking weird. And when I

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<v Speaker 2>do this, it like bows them out more. I just

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<v Speaker 2>can feel my bones been.

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<v Speaker 1>We were so mean as kids, like literally pointed because

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be like, damn your bow legged as fun.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that mean. I had a friend who had the

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<v Speaker 2>duck feet that went, wait is duck feet there's one

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<v Speaker 2>that goes in in one when you're duck footed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, duck footed is when you stand like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, his went in like this and he would.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be duck footed because all the cute

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<v Speaker 1>girls who are like sneaker heads had their like size

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<v Speaker 1>three feet turn like.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, and sometimes in photos' just tweaked my feet

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit and because it's really cute, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just like, that's just cutesy. I don't look hee my socks.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are those are coll socks?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, no, motherfucker these are. No. Drew didn't have socks,

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<v Speaker 1>and he asked for myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I had socks, but I wore too many pairs, and

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<v Speaker 2>I wore a pair to sleep and if they felt

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<v Speaker 2>like they were gluing to my skin already, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm not wearing these today.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, are those mid lowra sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch your mid lower sauce?

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<v Speaker 1>You are mid as fun?

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<v Speaker 2>No, yes they are, they are. And everybody in the

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<v Speaker 2>comments saying all they're fucking weird ass little things about

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<v Speaker 2>my socks, like no, you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy them, No, you can't buy them. So we went

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<v Speaker 1>to Coachella.

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<v Speaker 2>That ship was fucking lit.

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<v Speaker 1>That it was mid mid city. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>literally felt like I went to.

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<v Speaker 2>Mid town, literally so ungrateful. It's insane. You can't that's one.

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<v Speaker 2>One thing about Enya is she can't like anything. No.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing about me is I'm to keep it real

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<v Speaker 1>and y'all are on fucking meth. That's why you're having fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's one thing about me is I won't be

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<v Speaker 1>joining y'all doing meth. Like that's the thing about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wanted to do Molly so fucking bad. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm gonna let loose. I'm like, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>let loose like I did in high school and go

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<v Speaker 2>fucking crazy and melt my brain and put holes in

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<v Speaker 2>my brain and like I'm gonna have fun and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be depressed for a week. And when it came

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<v Speaker 2>down to it, I couldn't do it. I was too scared.

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<v Speaker 2>I was scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know what it is. It's like I'm okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have to like agree with me. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>being a belligerent hater. Literally, to everyone who I talked

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<v Speaker 1>to about it, I'm like, it is just not for me,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I can see how it's fun for other people,

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<v Speaker 1>but for me, I just like genuinely didn't get that.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's okay, Like that's okay that it wasn't for me, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Like I just don't think it was

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I am really like I love live music.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was my biggest error was I got

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<v Speaker 1>I got the chance to go. I got given the tickets,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, dude, I'm gonna go, Like if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting given tickets, like, I'm gonna go with me

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<v Speaker 1>and my friends. It's gonna be fun. But the thing was,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't dying to see anybody on the lineup, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was my first, like big problem. You see how

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<v Speaker 1>I can't talk without you trying to take attention. You're

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<v Speaker 1>going to fucking hell and you're.

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<v Speaker 5>Gonna perish every single moment of your fucking afterlife. And

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<v Speaker 5>then when you pass away again, you will go deeper

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<v Speaker 5>into the pits of fucking hell and you will burn

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<v Speaker 5>into ashes, and then those ashes will be blown into

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<v Speaker 5>a fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, reincarnation is real.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, your fucking reincarnation is gonna be a duck and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna shoot it because I'm gonna be a home

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<v Speaker 1>for my next life.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I wasn't even trying to take attention. You just

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<v Speaker 2>took away attention from yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>M hm.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair It's true. You come on, keep going with the Coachell.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't saying anything you said that you didn't like.

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<v Speaker 1>Was I talking? I was literally not talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, I loved Coachella.

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<v Speaker 1>Was lived. The thing is, Drew was miserable.

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<v Speaker 4>Like eight times, like eight times each day he had

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<v Speaker 4>a moment where he would just be silent and walking

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<v Speaker 4>off and me and around and be like okay, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I got called a slur one time.

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<v Speaker 1>No, after that, you weren't even face.

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<v Speaker 2>It was literally like what you're lying? Because I was depressed.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I got a shot in me and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you know what, I'm going to live my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Were they wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess know you were. But the times I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of you throwing a fit, that's not when you throw

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<v Speaker 1>a fit. That wasn't throwing a fit. You were having

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<v Speaker 1>like a normal reaction to something that was like fucking

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<v Speaker 1>offensive and mean. But like I'm talking about, like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember what it was. There were like three instances

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<v Speaker 1>where you just like I don't know what bothered you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you just went silent and you would just walk

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<v Speaker 1>in me and around and be like all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just let him like walk like the five feet in silence.

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<v Speaker 2>The first instance was the Venmo for the oh for

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<v Speaker 2>the petty. That ship was a fucking nice.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing about Drew is what Drew will be is

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<v Speaker 1>is pushed over the edge fire minor in convenience.

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<v Speaker 2>That is what the one thing about me is, I

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<v Speaker 2>will be angry.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't be angry about minor inconvenience because we had

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<v Speaker 1>literally the nicest driver for those bikes you could take

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<v Speaker 1>to the entrance. Like he was just like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I wasn't angry with the driver. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you were angry with him, but that's I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>let me finish. Like he wasn't like pressuring you, but

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<v Speaker 1>you put pressure on yourself to get like we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have service and the driver was just fine. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, like that's why I feel energy. He was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I usually tell people to do it like

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<v Speaker 1>over there, because this happened and.

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<v Speaker 2>He was allowed to tell me anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever, he was just standing there, wait I'm wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>And everybody was just silent waiting, and I think the

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<v Speaker 4>silence is what killed Drew. Drew literally was just like

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<v Speaker 4>oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, like to himself, No,

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<v Speaker 4>not one person I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan was like, oh, I'll try on my phone, and

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<v Speaker 1>like we were just like standing there and Drew just

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<v Speaker 1>like kept getting mad and it was literally making me

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<v Speaker 1>laugh so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was like, I can't believe this is happy now.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, this is literally the worst day of

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking life. That the thing about Jurisy's gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the worst day of his life.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything it does not get worse than the worst day

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<v Speaker 2>of my life. Every single day. Well, that's the thing is,

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<v Speaker 2>every single day is the worst day of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>If you live like that, the good days are better.

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<v Speaker 1>Dam bam. Didn't say anything, just now you literally live.

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<v Speaker 2>Your life like the worst. Live your life like every

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<v Speaker 2>day is the worst day of your life because it

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<v Speaker 2>can only go up from there. That is actually a bar.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like, live your life like it's last day. I

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<v Speaker 2>do not agree with that, not for a split second.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that because the thing is that saying doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>sense because if it was my last day, I would

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<v Speaker 1>literally just kill myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, I'm sorry. You feel like that we can

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<v Speaker 2>get through this. We can get through.

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<v Speaker 1>This, We could get through this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is our new handshade. The thing is, while we

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<v Speaker 2>keep getting demonetized, it's like, I'm not fingering your hand

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<v Speaker 2>pussy right now, all me and Drew your hemp pussy.

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<v Speaker 4>Drew is on his computer today and I went in

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, oh my god, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>and like he had his headphones in and I just

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<v Speaker 4>went true and I started pointing to his member and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, peez.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, girl. I thought you were bringing up when we

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<v Speaker 2>were in the bed, when you're looking at Christians or

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<v Speaker 2>when you need the calendar. No, that was scary.

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<v Speaker 1>He is such a fucking tweak. Literally, I grab his

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<v Speaker 1>iPad and I go calendar like. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to see the calendar, and he snatched his iPad

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<v Speaker 1>for me. He's like, no, you don't know what's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what is on your calendar? I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, and I was trying to think. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>is he planning a trip that he hasn't told me

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<v Speaker 1>about that he's like anxious about, Like what what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck could he be doing? Bitch? We opened the calendar

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<v Speaker 1>up and gave the thing that when an app is

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<v Speaker 1>opened for the first time, the instructions for the calendar

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<v Speaker 1>can never be too.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I was expecting the schedule to be completely

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<v Speaker 3>blocked out with grinder dates, literally with.

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<v Speaker 1>The notifications onto, but it literally was like an unused app.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'm just scared that maybe something somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>One time someone went to use my computer and they

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<v Speaker 1>saw that I was watching something, And then.

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<v Speaker 2>That is easily the most embarrassing thing that could ever

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<v Speaker 2>happen to me is if y'all found out what type

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<v Speaker 2>of porn I watched, I would actually have to kill.

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<v Speaker 1>Myself what I watched. Oh, you're gonna kill me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's different, like y'all know what I watch, but I

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<v Speaker 2>know to see it, see what I know. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>What's so funny is the way that I used to

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<v Speaker 1>watch porn just on my tap and then delete my

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<v Speaker 1>history until you were like, oh, I just do it incognito,

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<v Speaker 1>and that actually changed my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I see so many people that have their phone in

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<v Speaker 2>infinite incognitimo and I'm like, I know you're watching porn

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<v Speaker 2>that browser. Look do this opening incognito tab, then close

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<v Speaker 2>out the incognito tab and go back, and it's even

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<v Speaker 2>more secretive. Yeah, but I Kyle, let me see your phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, fuck, it's in private browsing mode.

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<v Speaker 6>See no, but that's because Kai swear somebody wants to

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<v Speaker 6>have him one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>He swears the government is watching him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's always incognito mo because the government's watching him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we want to see what Kay is doing

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<v Speaker 1>on his phone. But he'd be like open g. He

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<v Speaker 1>also deleted like the wallet app because he doesn't use

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<v Speaker 1>real money, because he's a little freaking he lives on

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking internet.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, Kai, I give you permission, go ahead, explain it.

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<v Speaker 1>Explain what.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, crypto, Like, I literally threw a slam

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<v Speaker 2>dunk for you and you air ball. You did not

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<v Speaker 2>like two people in this You're dark And I guarantee

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<v Speaker 2>Josh knows what I was talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Josh is not listening. He just left the house. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, And no, it's no, it's silent. It's silent.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all are literally constantly y'all trying to bring me down.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. The vibes in here fucking crazy, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>like scary, it's almost it's like it's this is a

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<v Speaker 2>dangerous space for me. Every time I sit in the

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<v Speaker 2>seat with you and kind next to me, it becomes

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<v Speaker 2>a dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>Hostile write a fucking book about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I might have to.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so affectionate and nice to you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true, and however, it is a hostile winch.

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<v Speaker 1>I am the only person this psychopath grounded in reality.

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<v Speaker 2>It texted me today and you texted me and it

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Drew, you are like literally clinically and insane,

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<v Speaker 2>like out of nowhere. And I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>what did I do? Like actually, what did I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Like did I do something wrong? And then I like

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't text back, and I was like what she

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<v Speaker 2>didn't text me back? So I had to call her

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, why did you say that about me?

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<v Speaker 2>And then when I was on the phone with her,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like she was having a conversation with someone else,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh my fucking god, like I

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<v Speaker 2>literally like did something to make her actually angry with me,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know what I did. And then she

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<v Speaker 2>was just like, oh, we were just talking about you.

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<v Speaker 2>And then like we were kind of just like Drew's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were literally it was me and Elsie. We

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<v Speaker 1>were just like Drew is genuinely like a clinically insane person.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, Like people talk about me. I'm used to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, coach, I've ever heard of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh bed one place ever? And I have to keep

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking mementos.

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<v Speaker 2>No, see. One thing about me is I will keep

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<v Speaker 2>a souvenir and it's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I say that, like I don't keep every fucking like

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<v Speaker 1>pass or ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought Clara sticker on my wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have that. I have that one, the Tyler one,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have both of those tickets still.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, this is a cute memento. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't there a movie called Memento?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool, I'm just flexing my like damn shoulder, like I

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<v Speaker 2>know for a sweet second, someone was like, Okay, he

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<v Speaker 2>looks good right now. I know that for a fact.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's the way I'm sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of that many people, there is the chance of

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<v Speaker 1>one other clinically insane person.

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<v Speaker 2>If there were thirty two thousand people, Like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>even joking, I genuinely there are thirty two thousand people

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<v Speaker 2>on this earth that see me. And like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think people have jerked off to me, like at least

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<v Speaker 2>thirty two thousand.

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<v Speaker 7>You actually that you are actually you are like ligerally delusional.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, thirty there are there.

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<v Speaker 2>Are people watching this right now where they're like kind

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<v Speaker 2>of embarrassed and like, oh my god, I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>done it. They're thinking of like something naughty they did.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you think you were Timothy Challamey, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely think you were like on the same level as

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<v Speaker 1>Simothy Chellamy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Timothy Challa May is ugliest shit except for in Dune.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll get that pass me. I'm you can't talk, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is you can't just say things about our

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<v Speaker 1>friends like on a public girl.

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<v Speaker 2>He knows that, like we're still friends, Like I can

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<v Speaker 2>call my friend ugly and I can call my friends sexy,

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<v Speaker 2>like Kai is sexy and we're still friends.

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<v Speaker 1>You think Kay is sex seeing Timothy child is ugly? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they're really different.

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<v Speaker 2>That is actually a genuine like high to me is

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<v Speaker 2>more attractive than Timothy. No way, I swear to God everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we pause for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you going to cream? We're gonna hear his

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<v Speaker 1>member thumping against the bottom of the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Pulsing is pulsing.

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<v Speaker 1>My member is literally fucking thumping, blushing, blush.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's what I was like, Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>I do to people, like making it about myself. I

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<v Speaker 2>am that crazy, that's the crazy. Oh is this on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? But I mean, like me, why why would I

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Like, why would I do that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay, And you had a miserable coach child that experience, no, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is what's annoying is like I did didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a miserable experience like everybody. Okay, everybody kept could no,

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<v Speaker 1>because I did hear from people being like, You're like like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we want to see Like literally, people were telling me

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<v Speaker 1>to smile, and I was like, I can just like

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<v Speaker 1>be somewhere and not be having the time of my

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<v Speaker 1>life pretty girls. But I'm not somebody who goes out

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like fucking grinning from ear to ear every

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<v Speaker 1>day in my life anyway. So I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the desert with lung shooting up

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking ass and down my throat, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>what dust, what did I say?

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<v Speaker 2>How the fuck are you gonna shoot lungs out?

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about organs up my ass and down

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<v Speaker 1>my throat, and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, fuck it up, there's nothing I love more than

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<v Speaker 3>telling a girl to smile.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know you're like, all know why that you

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<v Speaker 1>were talking to girls and off top, you're not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>All girls should just smile more, like you'd be more pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be way more pretty if you smile more and

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<v Speaker 2>wear don't wear makeup.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually anyway, I'm just like there, I don't mean make up.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually was real guy, he just said he was like, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was girl, you look so much better without makeup. Also,

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<v Speaker 3>you should smile more.

0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:14.359
<v Speaker 2>And you should like twirk.

0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:16.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you should wear shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>You should wear like a skirt, like so when you twerk,

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<v Speaker 1>that ass has.

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<v Speaker 2>Freedom to like That's what I was saying to you

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I was literally grinding my fucking butt on you.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, me and you were grinding like we've never

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<v Speaker 2>grinded before. It's crazy, and tell her me and.

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan, Yeah, we were all like on one. But it

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<v Speaker 1>was just because like you have to like the thing

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<v Speaker 1>about Coachella is you do have to shake that ass,

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<v Speaker 1>like you really do. But yeah, I just like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know something about it, Like it wasn't clicking for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I went and I felt like I had to like

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<v Speaker 1>have a drink to like be like free and like

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<v Speaker 1>feel okay about being there, and when I.

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<v Speaker 2>Get that drink in me, I would have a blast.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's kind of what it is. I feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's but like, see, I don't like like like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think I just wanted I wanted to go

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<v Speaker 1>there just immediately be like satisfied with being there. But

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, oh, wait, I actually don't think

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<v Speaker 1>this is like my kind of scene. Yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it was for me. Like I also like

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like dress up, Like I didn't like buy outfits

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<v Speaker 1>for it. I like I really just went because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I want to go experience it, experience it,

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<v Speaker 1>Which that was my downfall is wanting to have a

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<v Speaker 1>new experience. You should just stick to what you know

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<v Speaker 1>and like never leave the house.

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<v Speaker 2>True. True, I mean for me, that shit was a

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<v Speaker 2>bless Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew did have fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I had fun, although there were moments where like I

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<v Speaker 2>was miserable. I feel like that's like part of the

0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Coachella like experience. It's like you'd be very miserable for

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<v Speaker 2>the first two hours, then you have a drink and

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<v Speaker 2>then you have a fucking blast and you walk through

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<v Speaker 2>these thick ass crowds of like sweaty, disgusting humans looking

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<v Speaker 2>at all of them in the face, and you're like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>like you're a human being and you're having so much

0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:57.560
<v Speaker 2>fucking fun and like this is your escape and you're

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<v Speaker 2>literally living your best life. And I don't know why,

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<v Speaker 2>but there was a moment when I was walking out

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<v Speaker 2>of the Baby Yem concert. I know I've told you

0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:04.639
<v Speaker 2>all about this, but I was like, literally, oh, we

0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:05.600
<v Speaker 2>both literally had.

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<v Speaker 1>The same moment where we were like, holy shit.

0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:10.320
<v Speaker 2>I had tears welling in my eyes, where I was like, damn,

0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:13.640
<v Speaker 2>like we're all in this shit together, like even though

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<v Speaker 2>the world's ending in three years, like we're still gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>No. It was that was like but I it was

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<v Speaker 1>sweet but also scared me because I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. When we were walking out of that crowd,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like bright lights on people's faces, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was really seeing everyone's face and everyone was looking

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<v Speaker 1>at me because I was just walking towards, like through them,

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<v Speaker 1>so obviously they were just gonna look at the person

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<v Speaker 1>walking past them, so I was just making eye contact.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I made eye contact within the span of

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<v Speaker 1>two minutes with two hundred fucking humans, and that actually

0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:44.600
<v Speaker 1>freaked me out because then again, like we were saying

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<v Speaker 1>on the last episode, I'm like, oh my god, like

0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:49.760
<v Speaker 1>people like humans are like it's humans watching this. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I like to think I'm self aware where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, yeah, everybody on the Internet is like

0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:56.920
<v Speaker 1>an individual with their own life, but it's very easy,

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<v Speaker 1>especially in the past three years, when like you're inter

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<v Speaker 1>actions with human has like been cut down so much

0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:05.399
<v Speaker 1>to what it used to be. Like physically being in

0:21:05.440 --> 0:21:07.119
<v Speaker 1>that space and like seeing all these people and I

0:21:07.160 --> 0:21:09.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, holy shit, every number on the internet is

0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:12.000
<v Speaker 1>like a there's a real person behind that number, and

0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:14.240
<v Speaker 1>that is so fucking scary. And that was like actually

0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:15.880
<v Speaker 1>freaking me out. And then I was like, oh my god,

0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.280
<v Speaker 1>there's so many people here, Like there's two hundred and

0:21:18.320 --> 0:21:22.000
<v Speaker 1>fifty thousand people here right now in this plot of land,

0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:25.240
<v Speaker 1>and that is so fucking insane, and it was actually

0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:28.880
<v Speaker 1>greeting me out. Also, I got high, and I think

0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:30.239
<v Speaker 1>it just made me sleepy, so I was like I

0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:32.720
<v Speaker 1>want to go day down. Yeah, I just like I

0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:34.919
<v Speaker 1>literally like the pictures I posted on ig like I

0:21:35.040 --> 0:21:37.119
<v Speaker 1>genuinely was about to take anap and then I was

0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:39.760
<v Speaker 1>cracking up and I was like, this is so funny.

0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:41.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm like at Coachella right now, like laying on the

0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:43.159
<v Speaker 1>ground like begging to go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>My favorite sets of Coachella were, in no specific order,

0:21:53.400 --> 0:22:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Baby Keen spiritualized Caroline pull a check. That bitch can

0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:04.040
<v Speaker 2>yodel like she can sing, she can perform in all

0:22:04.040 --> 0:22:06.879
<v Speaker 2>of her like hand movements and gestures. I was like, oh, like,

0:22:07.320 --> 0:22:10.320
<v Speaker 2>not only are you like an incredible live singer, but

0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:13.280
<v Speaker 2>like you like know how to move your body, which

0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:15.760
<v Speaker 2>like is just really surprising to me when anybody can

0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:18.639
<v Speaker 2>do it, because I literally can't. Oh you move your

0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:24.520
<v Speaker 2>body yeah, like in bed with you? Yeah, like that's

0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:24.800
<v Speaker 2>the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:33.480
<v Speaker 2>I really enjoyed the last bit of Flume set. That

0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:36.520
<v Speaker 2>was like a really like a full circle moment for me.

0:22:36.600 --> 0:22:38.480
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, wow, like this is this is

0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:42.840
<v Speaker 2>really big for me right now? Who else did we see?

0:22:42.840 --> 0:22:46.159
<v Speaker 2>We saw? I saw Harry Styles, and like leading up

0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:49.000
<v Speaker 2>to Harry Styles, I was like, this shit's gonna be boring,

0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not gonna enjoy Harry Styles, like I don't

0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:52.639
<v Speaker 2>even know any of his music. And then I was

0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:55.800
<v Speaker 2>with Kai and our buddy Ramez, and I literally knew

0:22:55.800 --> 0:22:58.639
<v Speaker 2>the lyrics to every fucking song and I was just

0:22:58.640 --> 0:23:01.080
<v Speaker 2>like dancing the entire time I'm in there, Like I thought,

0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:02.720
<v Speaker 2>you didn't know who the fuck Harry Styles was, and

0:23:02.760 --> 0:23:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I didn't realize I knew every song

0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:08.280
<v Speaker 2>and I am enjoying the fuck that man put on

0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:09.959
<v Speaker 2>a performance. No, that man turned it out.

0:23:10.040 --> 0:23:11.199
<v Speaker 1>He was like, you know what I'm gonna do is

0:23:11.280 --> 0:23:16.040
<v Speaker 1>tap into Prince and David Bowie, but I'm gonna like Stepen.

0:23:15.440 --> 0:23:17.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he just likes the service.

0:23:17.600 --> 0:23:19.760
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm gonna That was another show where I

0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:22.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, holy shit, this is one of those things

0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:25.520
<v Speaker 1>that in ten years some kids gonna be looking at

0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:27.320
<v Speaker 1>the video, or like twenty years, some kids gonna be

0:23:27.320 --> 0:23:28.920
<v Speaker 1>looking at a video and be like, oh my god,

0:23:28.960 --> 0:23:31.119
<v Speaker 1>I wish I was there, and I was like, I'm here,

0:23:31.600 --> 0:23:33.320
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, there, of course there were moments where I

0:23:33.359 --> 0:23:36.000
<v Speaker 1>was enjoying myself, but I think in general, I also

0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:39.280
<v Speaker 1>just don't want it to come off as insaning ungrateful,

0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:43.760
<v Speaker 1>like obviously I'm very, very like satisfied and grateful for

0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:45.320
<v Speaker 1>the fact that I got to go. I was given

0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:47.240
<v Speaker 1>a ticket, Like I got to be there. That's awesome.

0:23:47.440 --> 0:23:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I think, like would I go back maybe not? Like yeah,

0:23:50.800 --> 0:23:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I just think there were like enough cons of it

0:23:53.080 --> 0:23:55.080
<v Speaker 1>that I was like, like, this is the best for me.

0:23:55.359 --> 0:24:00.000
<v Speaker 1>But Harry Styles was so fucking it. I was also like,

0:24:00.800 --> 0:24:04.320
<v Speaker 1>if you know me, I was a directioner. Like also

0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:06.960
<v Speaker 1>worst fan name ever. Like I'm sorry, like we have

0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:09.119
<v Speaker 1>to go back and talk about that direction er.

0:24:09.280 --> 0:24:14.280
<v Speaker 3>Like it should be directionals or erectioner or erection boners.

0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:17.879
<v Speaker 1>What was that first one? You said you're trying to

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:19.120
<v Speaker 1>like you're trying to like jump off.

0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:22.160
<v Speaker 3>Of Drew's ideas from directions.

0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 1>No, you said directioners directionals? Yeah that was bad.

0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:31.040
<v Speaker 3>What are sentinels sentinels?

0:24:31.119 --> 0:24:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not like a character in a movie.

0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Like Army, Bitch Army that is crazy like that. Yeah,

0:24:41.040 --> 0:24:45.440
<v Speaker 1>like okay, the barbs the directioners like cool name, like

0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:57.200
<v Speaker 1>but whatever. Nonetheless, I was one tatted on my back orientators.

0:24:57.840 --> 0:24:59.320
<v Speaker 1>We're not criticizing the fan base.

0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Please wait.

0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Fuck literally, Frankie Gronde was dancing with Anita.

0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:18.199
<v Speaker 2>That got to Coachella, and I was like, oh, like

0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:21.480
<v Speaker 2>maybe this was a mistake. Because we saw spiritualized and

0:25:21.520 --> 0:25:22.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like turning up. I was like having a

0:25:22.800 --> 0:25:27.359
<v Speaker 2>blast and spiritualized like Latin loose. And then we walked

0:25:27.359 --> 0:25:29.560
<v Speaker 2>out and we were kind of just chilling eating and

0:25:29.600 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 2>like then we walked across the field to main stage

0:25:32.080 --> 0:25:34.359
<v Speaker 2>because that's where the Yeah, we were VIP like we

0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 2>were VIP, like of course we were VIP, like we

0:25:38.080 --> 0:25:40.440
<v Speaker 2>had to be VIP. I genuinely thought the camera wasn't

0:25:40.480 --> 0:25:42.880
<v Speaker 2>recording and I had to check myself before I said

0:25:42.880 --> 0:25:45.800
<v Speaker 2>it because I know, like if like a liar. Wait,

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:50.320
<v Speaker 2>there was someone that I lied to recently. No, there

0:25:50.400 --> 0:25:53.000
<v Speaker 2>was someone that I lied to and oh and I

0:25:53.040 --> 0:25:56.120
<v Speaker 2>was like sorry, like he, I can't even I can't

0:25:56.160 --> 0:25:58.720
<v Speaker 2>say it, but you know what I'm talking about. When

0:25:58.720 --> 0:26:00.800
<v Speaker 2>I was being messy as fuck? Oh yeah, and then

0:26:00.840 --> 0:26:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I was like sorry, like he basically let me get

0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:10.520
<v Speaker 2>into this. Basically I was being super fucking messy with

0:26:10.560 --> 0:26:15.439
<v Speaker 2>this person, but like not off the topic, not.

0:26:15.440 --> 0:26:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Really like the other topic is gone, like long gone.

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:23.040
<v Speaker 2>I walked across the field, saw what is it Anita

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:25.879
<v Speaker 2>on this stage, main stage.

0:26:28.560 --> 0:26:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Let's get into this.

0:26:29.680 --> 0:26:31.680
<v Speaker 7>So I was being messy and then he and then

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:34.240
<v Speaker 7>I walked across them from the main fields into the stage.

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:36.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to course correct seamlessly.

0:26:36.440 --> 0:26:37.320
<v Speaker 1>But oh yeah.

0:26:37.440 --> 0:26:40.399
<v Speaker 6>We we were going back to the VIP section and

0:26:40.560 --> 0:26:43.439
<v Speaker 6>we saw someone I need to hit after that.

0:26:44.400 --> 0:26:46.520
<v Speaker 1>And we saw Anita performing. Oh my god, I wish

0:26:46.600 --> 0:26:48.280
<v Speaker 1>I could dance like that, Like I think I'm somebody

0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 1>who could dance, but like I cannot get like you.

0:26:51.320 --> 0:26:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I think you would have to Like No, I I

0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:55.399
<v Speaker 1>just don't think I can dance like that, Like that

0:26:55.560 --> 0:26:58.120
<v Speaker 1>is fucking crazy. Also, don't like that. Let me try

0:26:58.160 --> 0:26:59.000
<v Speaker 1>to shake my ass like that.

0:26:59.119 --> 0:27:01.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh I dare I can't dance like that. I just

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:02.439
<v Speaker 2>like choose not to.

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:04.400
<v Speaker 7>Why.

0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:06.760
<v Speaker 2>I just don't want to embarrass the other girls.

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:09.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's nice anyway, we saw.

0:27:09.640 --> 0:27:12.639
<v Speaker 2>That better than a girl embarrassing.

0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to say that's like what women should

0:27:16.960 --> 0:27:22.240
<v Speaker 1>be good at? Because that's oh I'm just making sure

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:26.240
<v Speaker 1>I love women anyway. But yeah, we like saw her

0:27:26.440 --> 0:27:31.320
<v Speaker 1>performing and that was fucking insane. Also a group that

0:27:31.760 --> 0:27:34.560
<v Speaker 1>was like so good. That was fucking awesome.

0:27:36.320 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I loved Caroline polo Check. I loved Spiritualized was like good,

0:27:42.480 --> 0:27:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Like that was like because it was in that room.

0:27:44.280 --> 0:27:46.720
<v Speaker 1>I was like standing still watching because I literally was.

0:27:46.680 --> 0:27:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Like in awe, Like yeah, I love.

0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:51.719
<v Speaker 1>Just like sometimes I am that bit who just stands

0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:54.200
<v Speaker 1>because I'm literally like, holy shit, this is a band

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:55.879
<v Speaker 1>of like ten plus people, and I just have to

0:27:55.880 --> 0:27:58.560
<v Speaker 1>give a minute to like stare at every person and

0:27:58.560 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 1>like see how.

0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:02.240
<v Speaker 2>They're control, like just standing there. At one point where

0:28:02.280 --> 0:28:04.199
<v Speaker 2>I was dancing and I was like, I can literally

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:07.440
<v Speaker 2>feel the music like vibrating through the ground to my feet.

0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:09.840
<v Speaker 1>I felt it in my chest. It felt so good.

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:12.680
<v Speaker 2>I was about to go like actually insane and say

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:17.240
<v Speaker 2>some really crazy shit. But like vibrations, like literal vibrations,

0:28:17.840 --> 0:28:20.959
<v Speaker 2>they're like everything. Yeah, like genuinely they're everything.

0:28:21.040 --> 0:28:23.240
<v Speaker 1>No, literally, that's like the best part about it.

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Vibrations are literally everything.

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:29.399
<v Speaker 1>Me when my room turns into a barber shop at night,

0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:30.760
<v Speaker 1>Vibrations are everything.

0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:32.639
<v Speaker 2>I literally sometimes lay on the floor by your door

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:34.000
<v Speaker 2>when you're doing that, and.

0:28:35.600 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I wish I could tell the story of me scaring

0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 1>the fuck out of you and cut.

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you can if you want to.

0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:42.440
<v Speaker 1>No, I can't. I can't.

0:28:43.160 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 2>She was basically faking like she was literally using her vibrator.

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 2>It was like the craziest vibe ever.

0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't leave. Next, my room is, as you know,

0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:53.680
<v Speaker 1>the living room.

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:55.600
<v Speaker 2>They don't know.

0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:59.080
<v Speaker 1>My room is what was supposed to be the living room,

0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 1>and what's separating it is glass door and then I

0:29:01.040 --> 0:29:03.680
<v Speaker 1>have like soundproof curtains, but like you can still hear

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 1>everything in the living room and vice versa. So like,

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:08.640
<v Speaker 1>if I'm trying to do my business, bitches need to

0:29:08.720 --> 0:29:11.760
<v Speaker 1>leave the living room because you will hear it.

0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:13.600
<v Speaker 2>It was it was when I am, and it was

0:29:13.680 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 2>business hours.

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was. And I let them know. That's the

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 1>funny thing is they had just come back from the

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Blade concert and I was like, the thing is, yeah,

0:29:25.480 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 1>and we.

0:29:25.720 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 3>Were watching like SpongeBob theory videos.

0:29:28.640 --> 0:29:32.320
<v Speaker 2>SpongeBob Theory videos, and I heard there definitely.

0:29:32.360 --> 0:29:34.120
<v Speaker 1>I heard them meaning like you're definitely squot word and

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:35.880
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, they need to go. I was

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:38.040
<v Speaker 1>like no, and now they need to go because they're

0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 1>seriously out there naming each other as SpongeBob characters. And

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I had told them before I got my room. I

0:29:43.560 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 1>was like, listen, I am trying to commit an act

0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>of self care. You either leave or I continue. And

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:52.560
<v Speaker 1>I and I told you all that, like I think

0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:54.160
<v Speaker 1>you were in the shower when that was happening, but

0:29:54.240 --> 0:29:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I told Jester and Ky that nobody heeded my warning.

0:29:57.800 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 1>So I'm sitting in my room and it's been thirty

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:03.240
<v Speaker 1>minutes me listening to these bitches talk about fucking SpongeBob.

0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:06.200
<v Speaker 2>And laughing our asses off, and I literally and then.

0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I texted them and I was like, hey, can you

0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:09.840
<v Speaker 1>guys keep it down, thinking that would get them to

0:30:09.880 --> 0:30:12.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking leave. Not a single person left.

0:30:12.400 --> 0:30:14.120
<v Speaker 2>So I don't see my text until after, and I

0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 2>was horrified.

0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh So then I went to like girl moaning on

0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Spotify and I connected it to my home pod, which

0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:24.320
<v Speaker 1>is right next to that door, and I started playing

0:30:24.360 --> 0:30:27.520
<v Speaker 1>like moaning sounds like kind of low, and then like

0:30:27.560 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 1>starting and stopping it, and like they started to like

0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:32.200
<v Speaker 1>hear it, so I heard them like kind of silence

0:30:32.280 --> 0:30:36.880
<v Speaker 1>more down. And then I was like, I'm literally gonna

0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 1>start like moving around on the bed to make it

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 1>sound like there's like friction happening on my bed and

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:44.440
<v Speaker 1>like things are happening in my room. And I just

0:30:44.520 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 1>kept doing that, and then I like put the vibrator

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:49.200
<v Speaker 1>on my cabinet next to the door, which I don't

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:51.240
<v Speaker 1>think that added anything to it, but like I literally

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 1>was just like making a commotion in my room and

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:55.920
<v Speaker 1>all I heard was Drew like get up.

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:58.680
<v Speaker 2>And he was like I was like absolutely not. I

0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:01.640
<v Speaker 2>was like I know this is happening right now, Absolutely not.

0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:03.920
<v Speaker 3>And we were we were sitting on the couch and then.

0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Also Jesster had left, like.

0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 3>I before they left, we were like sitting on the

0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:13.960
<v Speaker 3>couch and we were like, oh, this is like a joke. Whatever,

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:17.360
<v Speaker 3>just keep watching these SpongeBob videos. And then it got

0:31:17.440 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 3>louder and the energy shifter. We were like, I actually

0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:23.240
<v Speaker 3>don't know if this is a joke. And I've never

0:31:23.280 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 3>seen some Jester stood up and like just walked out

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:27.720
<v Speaker 3>of the apartment.

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 2>So fast. They left, like I've never seen someone leave

0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:37.160
<v Speaker 2>this house quicker. And when they left, me and kind

0:31:37.160 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 2>of stuck on the couch, we stuck around and we

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 2>were like we were like we want to hear, yeah,

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:42.920
<v Speaker 2>we want to hear what's going down in there, like

0:31:42.960 --> 0:31:43.640
<v Speaker 2>of course.

0:31:43.560 --> 0:31:46.800
<v Speaker 3>Because we were like we're skeptical. But I don't know.

0:31:47.120 --> 0:31:48.440
<v Speaker 3>I remember like my heart.

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Was like yeah, no, I was so embarrassed. I was

0:31:50.640 --> 0:31:53.960
<v Speaker 2>like embarrassed. I was like, oh, like no, please, don't

0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:57.640
<v Speaker 2>do this. Right now, and you please. And then it

0:31:57.720 --> 0:32:00.600
<v Speaker 2>got really loud and I was like it was like

0:32:00.880 --> 0:32:05.520
<v Speaker 2>actually genuinely impossible to distinguish like reality from like jokes.

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh my god, like this is real,

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 2>and like fight or flight kicked in and I ran

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:11.840
<v Speaker 2>away and me and Ki ran away, just.

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Ran physically as far as we could.

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:17.400
<v Speaker 1>But before not before being like, oh hell no, Like

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I just got so mad.

0:32:19.200 --> 0:32:21.880
<v Speaker 2>I was like absolutely not fucking hell oh yeah, because.

0:32:21.960 --> 0:32:24.920
<v Speaker 1>He said that, but I didn't stop, Like I didn't

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:26.800
<v Speaker 1>stop like the noises, because I was like if I

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 1>stop and start laughing, they'll know. So I just like

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 1>kept to go because no you were like are you serious,

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 1>Like that's what you said at first, and then I

0:32:33.680 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 1>stopped it for a second and then a second passed

0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:38.040
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I'm gonna like keep it playing,

0:32:38.240 --> 0:32:40.160
<v Speaker 1>and then I kept it playing, and then Drew was

0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:42.120
<v Speaker 1>like hell no, and like went to walk across the

0:32:42.120 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>house and then I came out and I was cracking

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 1>up and I was like I literally just got the

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:46.680
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of you. Guys.

0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I wish you could have felt like the fear anxiety.

0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:53.560
<v Speaker 1>I came because I don't want anybody I don't want

0:32:53.560 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 1>anybody to be like, that's actually so fucked up to do.

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:58.560
<v Speaker 2>No, it was, it was. It was actually fucking hilarious.

0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:00.960
<v Speaker 2>It was like the funniest thing. It's like happened to me,

0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:05.240
<v Speaker 2>and like I was dying. I was dying.

0:33:05.360 --> 0:33:08.480
<v Speaker 1>The thing is I told y'all to fuckingly. I will

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 1>say the second y'all left, business was had business was.

0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:15.720
<v Speaker 4>Any the zoom wings were sent out, business was the

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:17.240
<v Speaker 4>toast curls stiff.

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Is a board a board like.

0:33:21.320 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 1>It's gone down and it didn't go down. But yeah,

0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:30.320
<v Speaker 1>that was a little prank I played on my on

0:33:30.400 --> 0:33:32.400
<v Speaker 1>my friends. I literally still have a told Jester like

0:33:32.440 --> 0:33:34.760
<v Speaker 1>I probably should because Jesster is probably just out there

0:33:34.800 --> 0:33:37.600
<v Speaker 1>like with the thought that they've heard me like beating

0:33:37.640 --> 0:33:42.720
<v Speaker 1>my wing.

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Beating your wing wing bought.

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:47.680
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that was my story. I was going to

0:33:47.720 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 1>say something really important I forgot like right after this.

0:33:51.200 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 2>My important thing that I've been wanting to say is

0:33:53.160 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 2>technology can smell here. Oh yeah, it literally can smell here.

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Like I genuine believe that, Like when there's like a

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 2>moment when you really need something to work, like you

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:10.280
<v Speaker 2>need your computer to work, you need your especially printer,

0:34:10.360 --> 0:34:12.760
<v Speaker 2>if you need your printer to work, and like when.

0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:16.359
<v Speaker 1>You have to put your essay in the morning before.

0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:21.279
<v Speaker 2>School, dead ass, dead ass technology can actually smell you, bitch.

0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:24.839
<v Speaker 2>Where's my treat? Oh my god, waiting for a tree.

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:28.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm waiting for a treat, bro, looking for a treat.

0:34:29.280 --> 0:34:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Me the entire Coachella, looking for Mollie that I wasn't

0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:32.279
<v Speaker 2>gonna take you.

0:34:32.320 --> 0:34:36.000
<v Speaker 1>No, you at the museum, harassing that for that poor

0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:40.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking worker, being like, can I get a treat? Like

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:42.359
<v Speaker 1>they were giving out free cookies and tea, and Drew

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:43.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, I want to treat you.

0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Make it sound like it's intentional. It was like none

0:34:46.120 --> 0:34:50.880
<v Speaker 2>of its intentions. A fucking monster on accident. I'm getting

0:34:50.880 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 2>texted again. Sorry. Sorry.

0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:01.919
<v Speaker 1>We need to start to rumor that I am nepotism baby, Yeah,

0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:03.560
<v Speaker 1>like we need to start the rumor that, like I

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:04.880
<v Speaker 1>come from crazy.

0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 3>That rumor is literally started about me. Really, and the

0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:10.960
<v Speaker 3>the YouTube comments the new comment is kai as an

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:15.880
<v Speaker 3>industry planting. And I don't understand. I don't even fully understand.

0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I know, because you literally popped about it nowhere.

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:20.360
<v Speaker 2>You popped about of nowhere. How are you in our life?

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:20.960
<v Speaker 3>You know?

0:35:21.600 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>But no. Now I have questions, how the fuck did

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:27.360
<v Speaker 1>you get here? Sneaky, but you're a fucking master child.

0:35:27.400 --> 0:35:31.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh my god. Kai is here because

0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:32.560
<v Speaker 2>we love him.

0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Yes, period. Also, my dad owns YouTube.

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Them ship just supposed to be about me.

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we need to shift this theory onto you.

0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we should start that. I need like, you

0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 1>know that ed it's like people make of nepotism babies,

0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:53.920
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, if I was like born again, I

0:35:53.960 --> 0:35:55.560
<v Speaker 1>would want to be born. It's like this and it's

0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:58.719
<v Speaker 1>nepotism babies start out of me into those edits, and

0:35:58.760 --> 0:36:00.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like people will be like, I'm fuse. But

0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:02.160
<v Speaker 1>the thing is, I feel like people will look at

0:36:02.160 --> 0:36:04.120
<v Speaker 1>my last name and be like, now you're just lying.

0:36:04.600 --> 0:36:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Now you're just lying.

0:36:05.719 --> 0:36:06.240
<v Speaker 3>That's true.

0:36:07.600 --> 0:36:08.760
<v Speaker 1>But let's start that rumor.

0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:14.279
<v Speaker 2>Wait, you know what we should start for me, like

0:36:14.360 --> 0:36:16.720
<v Speaker 2>the rumor that I'm a nepotism Maybe.

0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:18.760
<v Speaker 3>Wait, that's a good idea.

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:20.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking we should start that.

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:22.160
<v Speaker 1>We just start to rumor that you're probably gonna get

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:24.120
<v Speaker 1>jumped in the next three days when you're at least

0:36:24.120 --> 0:36:26.040
<v Speaker 1>expecting it by a group of strangers who you've never

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:27.920
<v Speaker 1>seen before. And then you're gonna come to me and

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh my god, I was jump and I'm

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:30.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like, oh my god, what the fuck? By who?

0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:31.600
<v Speaker 1>And you're gonna be like, I have no idea. They

0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>were all wearing masks, and then you're going to see

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:36.239
<v Speaker 1>that I why are somebody three thousand.

0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:39.319
<v Speaker 3>Dollars dollars for all that?

0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's a group of like eight people.

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:45.480
<v Speaker 3>It's really hard rate for all of that effort.

0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I have to actually.

0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Has deals them.

0:36:49.800 --> 0:37:03.520
<v Speaker 2>She has deals, honestly, fair heard of Coach? Have you

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:07.759
<v Speaker 2>all heard of that? I'm selling my vi P bracelet

0:37:08.080 --> 0:37:12.720
<v Speaker 2>for a weekend two. It won't get you into the festival,

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 2>so you have to have general mission. But if you

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:16.200
<v Speaker 2>use this.

0:37:16.360 --> 0:37:17.839
<v Speaker 1>I think they changed the colors through.

0:37:20.280 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 3>I think my favorite part of Coach was like we

0:37:22.960 --> 0:37:26.160
<v Speaker 3>would all be out there and I'd be like, I'm

0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:27.879
<v Speaker 3>just gonna pop into the artists section really quick.

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I forgought you were there. That's I forgot he was there.

0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 1>You were there?

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:36.040
<v Speaker 3>I was yeah, and yeah I was there.

0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:40.359
<v Speaker 2>That was the most annoying thing ever was Kai had

0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 2>better wristbands than us. Somehow he is an industry plant.

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 2>I was talking about it because.

0:37:45.880 --> 0:37:48.280
<v Speaker 3>He's a no.

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:51.440
<v Speaker 1>I gets thrown around.

0:37:52.400 --> 0:37:53.319
<v Speaker 3>Hella ran through.

0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:02.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh I need to show them this.

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:04.439
<v Speaker 1>You don't though.

0:38:12.640 --> 0:38:16.920
<v Speaker 3>Star Wars listening on Spotify.

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Star Wars Coca Cola bottle for those listening on Spotify,

0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 2>it's a sphere I love.

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:26.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna enter my Disney don't. Oh yeah, a loose

0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:31.399
<v Speaker 1>It is so expensive though, that is an expensive like bitch.

0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 1>I used to make fun of Disney adults. Oh, you

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:36.000
<v Speaker 1>bitches have money though. That's one thing I can't make

0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 1>fun of is like you have the money and you

0:38:38.680 --> 0:38:39.120
<v Speaker 1>have the time.

0:38:39.320 --> 0:38:41.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm jealous of Disney adults. I'm like, y'all are so

0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:44.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking happy.

0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:49.840
<v Speaker 3>I know, it's such nice bathrooms in the artists area.

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 3>It's like super clean, And.

0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:53.839
<v Speaker 2>Is there a way to im like his fucking mic.

0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:58.000
<v Speaker 3>No, it's fun I'll stop mentioning it, kayle.

0:38:58.000 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 1>What's funny is you forget you were replaced?

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 2>And it is I would be like like genuinely like

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:07.839
<v Speaker 2>being like no, like come with me, like we can

0:39:07.880 --> 0:39:09.520
<v Speaker 2>go over here, like come to this section at the

0:39:09.520 --> 0:39:12.960
<v Speaker 2>one Hunters performance. And I went over there and I

0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:15.440
<v Speaker 2>literally couldn't get in and it was the most humiliating

0:39:15.520 --> 0:39:19.279
<v Speaker 2>moment of my life. For once, Kay had power over me,

0:39:20.400 --> 0:39:22.920
<v Speaker 2>And the craziest thing is he did not abuse that power.

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 3>No, not once. If I had that, I would, I know,

0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:31.600
<v Speaker 3>you'd be dangling your thing, like walking in and out of.

0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:34.759
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, oh, come on, come on, Oh you

0:39:34.760 --> 0:39:37.680
<v Speaker 2>don't have this pass like sorry, you want me to

0:39:37.680 --> 0:39:39.200
<v Speaker 2>go with you, I'm gonna chill back here.

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:43.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I was so nice and chill m hmm the

0:39:43.840 --> 0:39:44.239
<v Speaker 3>whole time.

0:39:44.800 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Again, I don't even remember you thing that like you

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 1>just Blend.

0:39:49.040 --> 0:39:51.440
<v Speaker 3>I have photos of us hanging out you Blend.

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Maybe Blend does the thing about kid No way.

0:39:58.800 --> 0:40:01.680
<v Speaker 2>The Kardashian Oh.

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Big fan, big fan, Big fans here, big fans here.

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:08.640
<v Speaker 2>I love the Kardashians. The first episode of the new season,

0:40:08.840 --> 0:40:13.319
<v Speaker 2>I was fully into the show. Yeah, I was good,

0:40:13.840 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 2>so into it. It was so fucking good. I like,

0:40:19.600 --> 0:40:23.720
<v Speaker 2>without spoiling anything for those who haven't watched it, literally

0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 2>just like actual moguls. Like it's actually inspiring at some

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:30.919
<v Speaker 2>point where I'm like, oh damn, I want to be y'all,

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Like y'all are so good at what you do. Y'all

0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:39.759
<v Speaker 2>all have like your own businesses, like y'all have it all,

0:40:40.000 --> 0:40:42.279
<v Speaker 2>like it feels like you'll have it figured out, even

0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:44.680
<v Speaker 2>though like I know they don't. But like I'm just

0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:49.880
<v Speaker 2>like I love the Kardashians, and Kardashian that's my girl.

0:40:50.200 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 2>That's my bias. That is for sure. That's my bias.

0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:56.839
<v Speaker 1>My bias is her or Courtney or.

0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Honestly Courtney's Courtney's funny.

0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love Courtney.

0:41:00.800 --> 0:41:01.680
<v Speaker 2>She's hilarious.

0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Maybe even Chloe, Like I think Chloe gets like a

0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:05.399
<v Speaker 1>lot of like hate, but.

0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:08.799
<v Speaker 2>Like, no, Chloe is hilarious. Chloe when she was talking

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:11.239
<v Speaker 2>about her vagina being huge, I was like, see that's me.

0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:14.640
<v Speaker 1>That's the recognition we need big fat coochiese.

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:15.719
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I love you for that.

0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:18.719
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I never watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians,

0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 1>so this is my first introduction. It was again freaking

0:41:21.160 --> 0:41:22.399
<v Speaker 1>me out because I was like, oh my god, these

0:41:22.440 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 1>like of course, I know they're real people, but like

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I've said it before in an episode, like I know

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Kylie Chenner is real, but if I saw her in

0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:29.640
<v Speaker 1>real life, I would just be like, Damn, that's a

0:41:29.640 --> 0:41:31.719
<v Speaker 1>crazy hologram. Like I would be like that is so

0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:33.920
<v Speaker 1>crazy that like three d Renders running.

0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Around reanimated her. I love when Josiah says, we need

0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:42.600
<v Speaker 2>to reanimate Michael Jackson, Like that's the funniest thing.

0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:43.080
<v Speaker 3>I like.

0:41:43.360 --> 0:41:47.719
<v Speaker 2>Reanimating someone is so like such a hilarious idea to me,

0:41:48.239 --> 0:41:49.320
<v Speaker 2>like literally the funniest.

0:41:49.440 --> 0:41:52.000
<v Speaker 1>No, Actually, why haven't they done like the Michael Jackson

0:41:52.520 --> 0:41:56.440
<v Speaker 1>hologram at Coachella because that, Oh, I'd go back. I

0:41:56.440 --> 0:41:59.320
<v Speaker 1>would go back for the for the delusion of seeing

0:41:59.400 --> 0:42:00.359
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson in live.

0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I know he's like not a good person.

0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:05.719
<v Speaker 1>I never watched Keeping Up with the Kardashian so this

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:08.680
<v Speaker 1>is my first introduction to them. And yeah, I'm I

0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:12.200
<v Speaker 1>can say they make good fucking TV. Their producers literally

0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:16.200
<v Speaker 1>like so good. Like they they make a good show.

0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 1>And that's it. That's all I have to give to

0:42:18.680 --> 0:42:21.600
<v Speaker 1>the world. Don't ask it. Oh, we need to figure

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:24.080
<v Speaker 1>something out about like shaving your butthole. We got to

0:42:24.080 --> 0:42:25.799
<v Speaker 1>figure something out, like why are we this far in

0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:27.720
<v Speaker 1>our I guess because technically, as a human you shouldn't

0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:31.759
<v Speaker 1>be shaving your fucking asshole. But like and itchy, but

0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:34.960
<v Speaker 1>is a small price to pay for being the sexiest person.

0:42:36.360 --> 0:42:40.120
<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, here I go, getting my one whole lasered.

0:42:40.320 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, you're one hole, I think, Yeah, just about love hair.

0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:49.239
<v Speaker 3>Body hair. I want to get my ass lasered.

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:54.640
<v Speaker 2>Genuinely, Yes, why I love my hairy ass really genuinely,

0:42:55.040 --> 0:42:56.320
<v Speaker 2>It's like one of my best features.

0:42:56.360 --> 0:42:57.759
<v Speaker 3>I have a bad relationship with the hair.

0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:04.239
<v Speaker 1>I I don't I don't believe in being hairless. But like, no,

0:43:04.440 --> 0:43:06.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, I don't know that. I guess I

0:43:06.280 --> 0:43:08.279
<v Speaker 1>don't know that I care about my butthole. But the

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:10.880
<v Speaker 1>fact that it is seen is very That's a daunting

0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:11.640
<v Speaker 1>reality to me.

0:43:11.880 --> 0:43:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Like it looks back. Your butthole looks back.

0:43:15.600 --> 0:43:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like literally, like she's she's my butthole is seeing

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:22.320
<v Speaker 1>things that I will never see. So maybe I should

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:25.880
<v Speaker 1>be grateful for her. She is literally seeing things I

0:43:25.920 --> 0:43:31.160
<v Speaker 1>will never see. Think about that, Wow, that's really deep.

0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Like I will never have my face that deep into

0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:37.040
<v Speaker 1>a toilet she has, she has been in there.

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:41.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give you a swirly eat you a lesson.

0:43:44.320 --> 0:43:45.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm a bully.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been beat up before?

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:51.839
<v Speaker 7>Um?

0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:55.880
<v Speaker 2>No, but I've been called slurs before.

0:43:56.200 --> 0:43:57.920
<v Speaker 1>No, not the same. You gotta get beat up girl.

0:43:58.239 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 1>We got to get you a good beating. We gotta

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:01.239
<v Speaker 1>get you beat up.

0:44:01.440 --> 0:44:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I think I like, I'm like, I play with it

0:44:04.560 --> 0:44:06.279
<v Speaker 2>in my head sometimes where I'm like, would I be

0:44:06.320 --> 0:44:08.000
<v Speaker 2>a better person if I actually got my hand?

0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:10.520
<v Speaker 1>No, because you would never shut the fuck up, Like it.

0:44:10.440 --> 0:44:12.560
<v Speaker 2>Would actually make me worse, Like it would make me

0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I would hop on this.

0:44:14.120 --> 0:44:16.879
<v Speaker 1>Some complex would literally skyrocket. You'd be like, oh my god,

0:44:16.920 --> 0:44:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I've experienced death brutality.

0:44:19.080 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 2>Like I would hop on this podcast and not shut

0:44:21.640 --> 0:44:23.560
<v Speaker 2>up about it. It would become like a part of

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:27.680
<v Speaker 2>my personality, like genuinely, Yeah, So.

0:44:27.640 --> 0:44:31.960
<v Speaker 1>I eradicate the thing I said. Eradicate. We need some eradicating.

0:44:32.320 --> 0:44:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Eradicate James Charless, Oh my.

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:45.120
<v Speaker 2>God, oh god, oh my god, BBL, I know, BBL.

0:44:45.480 --> 0:44:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Eradicate James Charles, bbl. Eradicate it, take it away.

0:44:49.360 --> 0:44:52.800
<v Speaker 2>What else on the docket today? Oh, bitch, my coach

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:56.520
<v Speaker 2>hella fits. Why is no one talking about that?

0:44:57.040 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 3>Why is no one talking about the fact that I

0:44:59.160 --> 0:45:00.279
<v Speaker 3>addressed to you for coach?

0:45:00.640 --> 0:45:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Why why every time that you talk that, my body

0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:06.960
<v Speaker 2>it freezes and it like hurts me.

0:45:08.960 --> 0:45:11.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh your body it's all hard and stiff when I

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 3>when I talk to you, like.

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, ol ship, holy ship. Outfits were a serve.

0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:26.080
<v Speaker 3>I was about the body me and you cut her off.

0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:27.399
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what she was gonna say.

0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what I was going to say.

0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 1>You know what so fucked up is when I say

0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean things.

0:45:31.120 --> 0:45:34.080
<v Speaker 3>You guys, you went into like full intuition.

0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like in my blood. It's like in my like

0:45:37.640 --> 0:45:38.879
<v Speaker 1>I was like.

0:45:38.960 --> 0:45:41.200
<v Speaker 3>Arch, you're going to destroy me.

0:45:42.800 --> 0:45:44.279
<v Speaker 1>It's the same part of my brain that turns on

0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:46.440
<v Speaker 1>when I play Fortnite. It's like that's the part time

0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:48.439
<v Speaker 1>I can talk to you. Look at that big ass

0:45:48.480 --> 0:45:49.560
<v Speaker 1>mouth on the window behind you.

0:45:49.640 --> 0:45:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Huh oh ship. I literally hate moths. I love, I

0:45:55.080 --> 0:45:58.680
<v Speaker 2>love They're so the nasty gray ones are discussing there's

0:45:58.760 --> 0:46:02.000
<v Speaker 2>really want to say, yeah, the the pink ones serve

0:46:02.080 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 2>the house, like the green ones serve the house, but

0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:09.080
<v Speaker 2>like the gray little they disgusting, stinky, fucking moss that

0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:13.160
<v Speaker 2>like when you touch, they like leave their powder everywhere.

0:46:13.239 --> 0:46:15.440
<v Speaker 2>It's like, like, actually, you need to die.

0:46:15.520 --> 0:46:18.920
<v Speaker 1>There was rotten lemons on the top of the fridge,

0:46:18.920 --> 0:46:20.719
<v Speaker 1>and when I picked it up, like a bunch of

0:46:20.800 --> 0:46:23.640
<v Speaker 1>like powder molds followed, and I threw it into trash

0:46:23.640 --> 0:46:25.319
<v Speaker 1>can and a plum a mold went into my nose,

0:46:25.320 --> 0:46:26.399
<v Speaker 1>so I probably will die.

0:46:26.280 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 2>In the next two days. No, that's like probably penicillin.

0:46:30.160 --> 0:46:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's gonna kill me.

0:46:31.560 --> 0:46:32.600
<v Speaker 2>That sounds sounds good.

0:46:33.560 --> 0:46:35.200
<v Speaker 1>That sounds like something's probably kill me.

0:46:35.560 --> 0:46:37.840
<v Speaker 2>You oded on penicillin.

0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I odid on penis fillin.

0:46:42.160 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 2>Damn that a that actually a holy shita?

0:46:48.920 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 1>What was that?

0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:49.839
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Literally? What was that? Your job is to sit and

0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 1>listen and look at you, my coach she fits?

0:46:55.239 --> 0:46:57.759
<v Speaker 2>Come on like, compliment me. Damn, I've been begging for

0:46:57.800 --> 0:47:00.479
<v Speaker 2>this compliment for thirty minutes. My first fit I wore

0:47:02.200 --> 0:47:02.680
<v Speaker 2>flashing on.

0:47:02.800 --> 0:47:03.400
<v Speaker 1>You were styled.

0:47:04.120 --> 0:47:06.520
<v Speaker 2>I was not styled. I picked out the I picked

0:47:06.520 --> 0:47:07.640
<v Speaker 2>out the clothes by myself.

0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:08.400
<v Speaker 3>You didn't.

0:47:08.880 --> 0:47:10.600
<v Speaker 2>I sent you there and I said pick out this

0:47:10.680 --> 0:47:10.920
<v Speaker 2>and this.

0:47:11.640 --> 0:47:14.040
<v Speaker 3>No, I went I sourced the clothes.

0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:17.000
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't. I wouldn't say. He was sad about you?

0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:19.160
<v Speaker 3>Don't you were? I was not.

0:47:19.840 --> 0:47:25.160
<v Speaker 2>The second day. I was styled the second day. Second day, Scott.

0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Styler not shocking off a white man trying to take

0:47:29.239 --> 0:47:32.160
<v Speaker 1>some And I wore a literal moomoo.

0:47:32.400 --> 0:47:35.360
<v Speaker 2>I wore a moo moo day two and I frolicked

0:47:35.400 --> 0:47:38.399
<v Speaker 2>around in those fields in that Movemo answered the video.

0:47:53.880 --> 0:47:55.880
<v Speaker 1>This is this, guys, this is why we have to

0:47:55.960 --> 0:47:57.360
<v Speaker 1>kill toxic masculinity.

0:47:58.040 --> 0:48:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Exactly exact. I felt like Harry's styles running through those fields.

0:48:03.080 --> 0:48:06.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay, take it back, running back cut that. Don't ever

0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:08.320
<v Speaker 1>say that about yourself ever again.

0:48:08.680 --> 0:48:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I literally sometimes I just feel like I look like

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Harry styles, like I give Harry styles like I'm sexy.

0:48:16.400 --> 0:48:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you give Harry styles. Nightmare, motherfucker.

0:48:19.719 --> 0:48:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, No, I like him sexy. I'm like charismadic.

0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:29.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm fun. I frolic around on stage. I sing my

0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:33.000
<v Speaker 2>little songs and do my little dances. Come on, go Chella.

0:48:33.200 --> 0:48:34.800
<v Speaker 2>Sixteen more minutes of dancing.

0:48:35.120 --> 0:48:36.479
<v Speaker 1>It was twelve, it was twelve.

0:48:36.680 --> 0:48:37.360
<v Speaker 2>He said sixteen.

0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:40.480
<v Speaker 1>He said twelve. I know one of you freaks fucking notes.

0:48:40.520 --> 0:48:41.160
<v Speaker 1>He said twelve.

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Watch he said sixteen, and then maybe he said tough sometimes.

0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:47.439
<v Speaker 2>Come on, give me your hands. This is a serious moment.

0:48:48.600 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Come on, we can both be right?

0:48:52.560 --> 0:48:53.759
<v Speaker 1>How will we both be right?

0:48:53.840 --> 0:48:56.240
<v Speaker 2>When he said that sentence, because he said it twice,

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:58.840
<v Speaker 2>he said sixteen and twelve. This is something I have

0:48:58.920 --> 0:49:01.240
<v Speaker 2>to learn about myself too, that I can be wrong sometimes,

0:49:01.280 --> 0:49:03.440
<v Speaker 2>but I can also be right with you together we

0:49:03.520 --> 0:49:04.520
<v Speaker 2>can be wrong together.

0:49:04.680 --> 0:49:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Are you looking it up?

0:49:05.480 --> 0:49:05.680
<v Speaker 7>Carr?

0:49:06.680 --> 0:49:08.839
<v Speaker 1>H yeah, no, you're just using your phone while you're doing.

0:49:08.800 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Your come because he said six we have sixteen minutes,

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:16.080
<v Speaker 2>sixteen minutes of dancing, and I was like, oh, he

0:49:16.200 --> 0:49:18.080
<v Speaker 2>only has sixteen minutes left in his set.

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:20.759
<v Speaker 1>He said, it's an eighty minute set. And then he said,

0:49:20.760 --> 0:49:21.640
<v Speaker 1>we have twelve more.

0:49:21.600 --> 0:49:22.360
<v Speaker 3>Minutes of dancing.

0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:27.759
<v Speaker 2>I will shave. I will shave my ass if I'm wrong.

0:49:28.400 --> 0:49:31.160
<v Speaker 2>That does nothing for my life, but it does so much.

0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:33.240
<v Speaker 3>For Oh, it's twelve minutes.

0:49:34.120 --> 0:49:36.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you just want me to have a hair hairless ass.

0:49:36.800 --> 0:49:38.960
<v Speaker 2>I you just want me to have a hairless ass.

0:49:39.239 --> 0:49:40.719
<v Speaker 3>Look at it and doing my job. I'm looking it

0:49:40.840 --> 0:49:44.440
<v Speaker 3>up and it says twelve minutes, was said by Harry

0:49:44.480 --> 0:49:45.279
<v Speaker 3>Styles like each other.

0:49:45.800 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Why where would it say that?

0:49:47.239 --> 0:49:47.279
<v Speaker 7>Like?

0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:48.279
<v Speaker 2>Why would that be in? Right?

0:49:48.560 --> 0:49:53.520
<v Speaker 3>It is? And you guys so fucking dumb. And I

0:49:53.920 --> 0:49:58.240
<v Speaker 3>prove that what I said is true. Okay. Elsewhere Harry

0:49:58.520 --> 0:50:02.080
<v Speaker 3>was his typical playful We've got twelve minutes dot dot dot,

0:50:02.200 --> 0:50:03.840
<v Speaker 3>he said about forty minutes into his set. As the

0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:07.600
<v Speaker 3>ground began to moan and protests of dancing, he continued,

0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:09.560
<v Speaker 3>I may be quick at some things, but this is

0:50:09.640 --> 0:50:11.040
<v Speaker 3>not one of them, he said.

0:50:11.040 --> 0:50:14.160
<v Speaker 2>But he said sixteen minutes before that, no sweat.

0:50:14.160 --> 0:50:17.319
<v Speaker 3>At the very beginning of that, every minute he would

0:50:17.360 --> 0:50:19.800
<v Speaker 3>make a new announcement of the amount of dancing that

0:50:19.880 --> 0:50:20.359
<v Speaker 3>had to be done.

0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:21.279
<v Speaker 2>I can't be wrong.

0:50:22.960 --> 0:50:24.880
<v Speaker 1>It's funny how two minutes ago you were saying that

0:50:24.960 --> 0:50:29.560
<v Speaker 1>you could. You can't be wrong. Women are always right.

0:50:29.719 --> 0:50:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Men are fucking stupid, They're so silence. Yeah, yeah, swallow

0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:37.440
<v Speaker 1>it because I know you can, because I know you do. Slut.

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Slut a.

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Poor slut.

0:50:44.200 --> 0:50:52.759
<v Speaker 1>You're going to hell. You need some self respect. Are

0:50:52.800 --> 0:50:53.319
<v Speaker 1>you good now?

0:50:53.719 --> 0:50:54.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm good?

0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you just needed a moment. Yeah, okay.

0:50:58.640 --> 0:51:00.759
<v Speaker 2>I was trying to think of like, oh, like this

0:51:01.040 --> 0:51:02.600
<v Speaker 2>is what blank feels like?

0:51:05.800 --> 0:51:08.320
<v Speaker 1>Like you like, that's not something you needed to express.

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:14.120
<v Speaker 1>What we tried anything else?

0:51:15.160 --> 0:51:15.399
<v Speaker 2>Nope?

0:51:16.920 --> 0:51:17.400
<v Speaker 3>Literally no.

0:51:17.719 --> 0:51:19.040
<v Speaker 2>When who said no?

0:51:19.120 --> 0:51:19.160
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, bro, you go back to me being messy.

0:51:25.239 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you want to expose your ways, okay,

0:51:29.280 --> 0:51:30.400
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to say names.

0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:34.279
<v Speaker 2>You were talking to a friend basically, someone posted on

0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:38.640
<v Speaker 2>their story an attracted photo and.

0:51:39.719 --> 0:51:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, and you watch this, and I typed out, also,

0:51:43.400 --> 0:51:45.400
<v Speaker 1>did you contemplated doing this for way too long, like

0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:48.440
<v Speaker 1>literally a week, so I wasn't watched this. It was

0:51:48.480 --> 0:51:49.560
<v Speaker 1>like and yeah, I'm going to do this, and I

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:51.600
<v Speaker 1>was like you should, and then he was like okay, yeah,

0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:53.040
<v Speaker 1>when I get home, you have to do it for me.

0:51:53.120 --> 0:51:54.600
<v Speaker 1>And then a week past and he probably.

0:51:54.360 --> 0:51:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Did that, and then I like typed out and yeah,

0:51:58.040 --> 0:52:01.680
<v Speaker 2>I want them so bad, and then I sent it

0:52:03.200 --> 0:52:06.279
<v Speaker 2>to the person because I was like, I don't know

0:52:06.400 --> 0:52:08.360
<v Speaker 2>what that does for me other than like make me

0:52:08.440 --> 0:52:13.720
<v Speaker 2>look stupid. But I'm a liar. But then this person

0:52:13.800 --> 0:52:15.040
<v Speaker 2>got back to me and I was like sorry. I

0:52:16.000 --> 0:52:17.520
<v Speaker 2>They were like, oh, I just thought you were being

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:22.799
<v Speaker 2>messy and I was like yeah, no, no. At first

0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like no, I actually did that on accident,

0:52:25.880 --> 0:52:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm so embarrassed. And then like the very next message,

0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:30.840
<v Speaker 2>like thirty seconds passed and I was like, actually, I

0:52:30.880 --> 0:52:33.400
<v Speaker 2>don't know why I just lied, like I'm literally a liar,

0:52:33.560 --> 0:52:36.160
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm pretty sure that's very apparent. Like I'm sorry,

0:52:36.440 --> 0:52:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, and I'm a psychopath, and yeah, that's my life.

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:44.520
<v Speaker 1>That's the story.

0:52:48.600 --> 0:52:52.359
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, is it hot in you? It's like really hot?

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:55.719
<v Speaker 7>Right, you know, drew your pants was like, you have

0:52:55.760 --> 0:53:09.080
<v Speaker 7>a little fucking boner. You didn't see it, but it literally.

0:53:11.600 --> 0:53:12.280
<v Speaker 1>I love.

0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Exactly and exactly that.

0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Girl.

0:53:27.680 --> 0:53:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Let's move wow, let's move on. That's It's crazy how

0:53:33.480 --> 0:53:37.799
<v Speaker 2>that does not fade me. Face me anyway. One time,

0:53:37.880 --> 0:53:42.640
<v Speaker 2>my brothers uh literally forced me to get high when

0:53:42.680 --> 0:53:46.640
<v Speaker 2>I was twelve years old. They blew weed smoke into

0:53:46.719 --> 0:53:51.040
<v Speaker 2>my vicinity, which I always thought, like, you couldn't get

0:53:51.120 --> 0:53:52.279
<v Speaker 2>high from secondhand smoke, but.

0:53:52.600 --> 0:53:55.600
<v Speaker 1>They fully can. I believe you can.

0:53:56.040 --> 0:53:58.240
<v Speaker 2>But I was like, I'm twelve, I don't want to smoke,

0:53:58.560 --> 0:53:59.879
<v Speaker 2>and they just blew it in my face.

0:54:00.840 --> 0:54:01.799
<v Speaker 3>And that's the way.

0:54:01.920 --> 0:54:07.279
<v Speaker 2>That's the reason why I am who I am. And

0:54:07.400 --> 0:54:08.319
<v Speaker 2>now one of them's dead.

0:54:08.719 --> 0:54:12.120
<v Speaker 8>Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah you did have to like you

0:54:12.200 --> 0:54:15.080
<v Speaker 8>did have to run it back, Like I almost just

0:54:15.160 --> 0:54:18.920
<v Speaker 8>said something that like would have been so undeniably tracked

0:54:19.000 --> 0:54:23.480
<v Speaker 8>back to one specific person, but you know, I kept

0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:26.040
<v Speaker 8>my mouth shut because I'm a.

0:54:26.200 --> 0:54:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Really good person.

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:28.240
<v Speaker 2>I need to know what this is about.

0:54:37.520 --> 0:54:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Wait say again, Oh, that would have been like, that's

0:54:48.360 --> 0:54:50.520
<v Speaker 1>not starring the pot. That's like putting a fucking like

0:54:50.719 --> 0:54:52.239
<v Speaker 1>cake mixer into a bowl of suit.

0:54:52.560 --> 0:54:55.640
<v Speaker 2>That is like literally setting a bomb.

0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Off Yeah, detrimental.

0:54:57.239 --> 0:55:02.160
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. That is like nuc Yeah. Actually, see how

0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:06.200
<v Speaker 2>good of a category category is nuke attire. The thing

0:55:06.239 --> 0:55:07.560
<v Speaker 2>about Phillips.

0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:19.279
<v Speaker 1>James Charles is, what's the thing like, we're gonna rte

0:55:19.320 --> 0:55:22.720
<v Speaker 1>coach on Patreons. They're really gonna repeat this joke anyway.

0:55:23.120 --> 0:55:26.280
<v Speaker 1>But like one thing you could take from James Charles's

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:28.520
<v Speaker 1>outfit picks is we should send him to war because

0:55:28.719 --> 0:55:29.400
<v Speaker 1>he is brave.

0:55:30.080 --> 0:55:30.440
<v Speaker 8>He is.

0:55:31.520 --> 0:55:35.360
<v Speaker 1>That man is courageous. That man is he's got the

0:55:35.440 --> 0:55:36.200
<v Speaker 1>eye of the tiger.

0:55:36.440 --> 0:55:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Like, for real, I'll give them a little taste of

0:55:39.480 --> 0:55:45.800
<v Speaker 2>my opinions on James Charles. Dave one. I did not

0:55:45.920 --> 0:55:50.320
<v Speaker 2>hate I'll be honest, and that's all I'll say. But

0:55:50.520 --> 0:55:53.319
<v Speaker 2>when he had the genes on the pants on, yeah,

0:55:53.360 --> 0:55:57.319
<v Speaker 2>the whole fit was kind of scary. Okay, let's talk

0:55:57.680 --> 0:55:58.399
<v Speaker 2>to the media.

0:55:58.640 --> 0:56:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Described is scary also with what you are Like, I

0:56:04.880 --> 0:56:05.440
<v Speaker 1>had nothing to.

0:56:06.080 --> 0:56:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Right, absolutely zero right to say about him.

0:56:09.680 --> 0:56:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Is like he's gonna have the girls talking and we

0:56:11.280 --> 0:56:14.920
<v Speaker 1>are absolutely doing that exactly, shame on us.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, all right, and you do yours

0:56:17.840 --> 0:56:19.560
<v Speaker 2>because I literally have no idea what I'm gonna say.

0:56:20.120 --> 0:56:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I was maybe I'll just pick something real quick. Nope,

0:56:23.680 --> 0:56:27.080
<v Speaker 2>I already said all that. Fuck I'm panicking. I'm panicking.

0:56:27.080 --> 0:56:27.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm panicking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll figure it out.

0:56:28.520 --> 0:56:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, it's gonna have three times.

0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:34.160
<v Speaker 1>My songs are baby Father or Bubble by Baby Father,

0:56:34.680 --> 0:56:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Easy Lover by Piero CHIONI. I don't know how the

0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:41.880
<v Speaker 1>fun to say that. That's like an Italian name. I

0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:44.440
<v Speaker 1>was de Marco. I think I said that already. And

0:56:44.480 --> 0:56:46.080
<v Speaker 1>then my baby Janet Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>This is so embarrassing.

0:56:49.000 --> 0:56:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Also, I have still been listening to that Big Beef album.

0:56:51.840 --> 0:56:55.719
<v Speaker 2>This is so embarrassing. What a Beatles song came up

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<v Speaker 2>in my shuffle?

0:56:57.680 --> 0:57:01.000
<v Speaker 1>That's that is so nice and giving them the platform

0:57:01.080 --> 0:57:03.719
<v Speaker 1>that's embarrassing. That is embarrassing. I was gonna make this

0:57:03.840 --> 0:57:07.080
<v Speaker 1>joke on TikTok, but because it's like it like literally

0:57:07.360 --> 0:57:09.560
<v Speaker 1>all my comments would be flooded with like annoying people.

0:57:09.880 --> 0:57:13.920
<v Speaker 1>But you know the audio that's like this is my song, damn,

0:57:14.160 --> 0:57:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Like this is my damn. I was gonna do that

0:57:16.720 --> 0:57:18.880
<v Speaker 1>and be like me when I was like eighteen, trying

0:57:18.920 --> 0:57:20.920
<v Speaker 1>to get like random white guys to like me, back

0:57:20.960 --> 0:57:23.240
<v Speaker 1>when they played the Beatles and it was like this

0:57:23.680 --> 0:57:28.120
<v Speaker 1>is my song. N like me literally lying like that

0:57:28.320 --> 0:57:28.960
<v Speaker 1>is not my song.

0:57:29.200 --> 0:57:31.800
<v Speaker 2>This is like a fun little game. All right, let's start.

0:57:32.720 --> 0:57:34.080
<v Speaker 2>You'll watch what I'm telling the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. The first song is.

0:57:38.040 --> 0:57:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Hope We Never Surface Two Loan Swordsmen, The Big Dream

0:57:43.920 --> 0:57:49.520
<v Speaker 2>David Lynch. Oh my god, I'm so marry Big Thief.

0:57:49.600 --> 0:57:53.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally so esoteric. It's crazy fruit of dreams.

0:57:53.680 --> 0:57:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Because I said big thief. You just had to say

0:57:55.840 --> 0:57:58.080
<v Speaker 1>big thief. It's embarrassing, it's embarrasing.

0:57:57.720 --> 0:57:59.080
<v Speaker 2>Those Daniel Laughton.

0:57:59.600 --> 0:58:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's good.

0:58:01.160 --> 0:58:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Damn. Let me have my platform.

0:58:06.680 --> 0:58:11.360
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's it. The media we watched. Oh,

0:58:11.520 --> 0:58:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I've been back to watching insane murder.

0:58:14.560 --> 0:58:15.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, murder.

0:58:16.960 --> 0:58:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I love a good murder story. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

0:58:19.040 --> 0:58:19.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just human.

0:58:19.760 --> 0:58:22.360
<v Speaker 2>No, I love a good tragedy. Yeah, like I it's

0:58:23.720 --> 0:58:27.240
<v Speaker 2>I used to be desensitized. I used to be desensitized to,

0:58:27.400 --> 0:58:31.240
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, desensitized to like really gnarly tragedies. And then

0:58:31.360 --> 0:58:35.880
<v Speaker 2>like I just watched like three beheadings on fucking gore

0:58:36.040 --> 0:58:38.880
<v Speaker 2>shit dot com when I was like fourteen, and now

0:58:39.120 --> 0:58:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm fully back to being disgusted and scared and sad

0:58:45.120 --> 0:58:47.640
<v Speaker 2>by that shit. So I've come full circle. You can

0:58:47.680 --> 0:58:49.320
<v Speaker 2>get out of it too. If you're trapped.

0:58:49.680 --> 0:58:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Love without Tragedy slash mother Berry by Rihanna. If you know,

0:58:53.640 --> 0:58:55.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, and if you don't know, sorry, you're a

0:58:55.120 --> 0:58:56.720
<v Speaker 1>fucking loser and you're probably gonna go to hell and

0:58:56.760 --> 0:58:57.400
<v Speaker 1>you have no friends.

0:58:58.880 --> 0:59:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know, not that talking.

0:59:01.680 --> 0:59:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Come on, all right, my god, thank you guys for watching.

0:59:10.960 --> 0:59:12.880
<v Speaker 2>You a little scream that you were doing.

0:59:16.440 --> 0:59:16.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

0:59:17.240 --> 0:59:17.760
<v Speaker 3>You have to.

0:59:18.760 --> 0:59:20.640
<v Speaker 1>It's like my fake laugh. I don't even know if

0:59:20.640 --> 0:59:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I can do it.

0:59:29.600 --> 0:59:33.040
<v Speaker 2>They were so annoyed me literally laugh at sounds like

0:59:34.280 --> 0:59:36.360
<v Speaker 2>us walking back to the car, and I was like,

0:59:37.240 --> 0:59:39.120
<v Speaker 2>I made that one sound, and I just made a

0:59:39.160 --> 0:59:40.600
<v Speaker 2>new sound. I just made a new sound, and I

0:59:40.760 --> 0:59:43.600
<v Speaker 2>literally could not stop doing it ever since you.

0:59:43.680 --> 0:59:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Didn't do it as good. We've red. We literally love

0:59:47.560 --> 0:59:50.040
<v Speaker 1>going in public and like talking to each other and

0:59:50.080 --> 0:59:51.880
<v Speaker 1>then I'll like one of us will do a fake

0:59:51.960 --> 0:59:55.840
<v Speaker 1>laugh and be like like laugh do not.

0:59:56.320 --> 1:00:01.520
<v Speaker 2>That's a relic, that's what they It sound like eight million.

1:00:01.280 --> 1:00:01.880
<v Speaker 3>Of those a year.

1:00:02.120 --> 1:00:05.160
<v Speaker 2>That'll be worth money one day. Trust me, you are delusion.

1:00:05.640 --> 1:00:07.320
<v Speaker 2>I'll sign it right now and it'll sell for trouble

1:00:07.320 --> 1:00:13.200
<v Speaker 2>the value. Yeah, sixteen dollars exactly. Who want to sign

1:00:13.560 --> 1:00:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Star Wars sphear.

1:00:14.800 --> 1:00:19.840
<v Speaker 3>Peptic Inflation is going to outpace you? Flipping this? What

1:00:19.920 --> 1:00:20.120
<v Speaker 3>does that?

1:00:20.200 --> 1:00:20.760
<v Speaker 2>What does that mean?

1:00:21.320 --> 1:00:22.280
<v Speaker 3>Inflation is gonna go.

1:00:22.360 --> 1:00:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh you said fiction?

1:00:24.080 --> 1:00:31.480
<v Speaker 1>No, okay, bye guys. Damn, that's a ship. That's a

1:00:31.560 --> 1:00:33.680
<v Speaker 1>big fucking stinky poopy me taking.

1:00:33.520 --> 1:00:35.240
<v Speaker 2>The biggest ship of my life today and having to

1:00:35.240 --> 1:00:38.160
<v Speaker 2>announce it. It literally hurts. I was bottoming. I was.

1:00:39.560 --> 1:00:40.720
<v Speaker 1>I was so scared of going.

1:00:41.240 --> 1:00:42.680
<v Speaker 2>I know you were like, did you put the drops

1:00:42.680 --> 1:00:43.200
<v Speaker 2>in the toilet?

1:00:43.280 --> 1:00:44.240
<v Speaker 3>Say like you were?

1:00:45.200 --> 1:00:48.000
<v Speaker 2>It literally did. And the craziest thing is I was

1:00:48.040 --> 1:00:50.320
<v Speaker 2>sitting in my chair. I was sitting in my chair

1:00:50.560 --> 1:00:53.160
<v Speaker 2>like just kind of chilling, and I felt like this sensation.

1:00:53.240 --> 1:00:54.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, what am I feeling right now? Like

1:00:54.960 --> 1:00:57.000
<v Speaker 2>literally what is I felt this before? But I don't

1:00:57.040 --> 1:00:59.240
<v Speaker 2>know what it is. And it was literally my brosta

1:00:59.320 --> 1:01:05.720
<v Speaker 2>being freshed, my little Kaz. It was was hitting my prostate, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but