Speaker 1: Megan Siege, don't fucking choush me because I'm gonna slop the
Speaker 1: funk out of you.
Speaker 2: It was a reference to fucking Lord.
Speaker 1: Fuck you.
Speaker 2: I hit her. I hit her. It was a reference
Speaker 2: to Lord. You know the Lord video.
Speaker 1: I am Mama, this Josh, it's breathe.
Speaker 2: No, this is okay, Lord, this is okay, Lord slander
Speaker 2: because we are Lord's stamp. Yeah, I don't get a
Speaker 2: twisted I am girl. That hurt my hand? Are you okay? No,
Speaker 2: that didn't hurt my That hurt my hands so bad.
Speaker 1: Because you're a little fucking bitch. And that's how you
Speaker 1: know you would lose in a fight to me. So
Speaker 1: it'll ever fucking step up to me because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: beat the out of you.
Speaker 2: It's because I have so much love for you, and
Speaker 2: I would never ever do that to you. That I
Speaker 2: know I would in a fight because I lay down immediately.
Speaker 1: No, you're fucking competitive ass. You would try to beat
Speaker 1: the ship.
Speaker 2: Out of me and my competitive ass when you fought
Speaker 2: me on an argument today that I.
Speaker 1: Got seven kills in fortnight today, she did it. I
Speaker 1: was killing it, but somebody had a tank, so they
Speaker 1: murdered me. I followed my directions. I said, don't playing
Speaker 1: my damn game. I am tapped in. I'm not listening
Speaker 1: to you, bitches.
Speaker 2: I said, don't go down that hill. Do not go
Speaker 2: down that hill. And you went down the hill and
Speaker 2: keep that.
Speaker 3: It's seven good for you. It's like a lot for you.
Speaker 1: I've never seen you play Fortnite, that's the funny thing.
Speaker 1: No Fortnite, No bitches.
Speaker 2: What do you have as white skin?
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Ugly? And look at how it's looking, look at how
Speaker 1: it is aging. I'm sorry, I know you look beautiful.
Speaker 1: You're beautiful.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: Ki in my passenger seat that I took to send
Speaker 4: to a friend like the other day, and literally like
Speaker 4: the person I said to was like, wow, Ky.
Speaker 1: Looks beautiful in that.
Speaker 3: Wait what.
Speaker 1: You saw it? Because you were next to me and
Speaker 1: you want to shut up and you saw you looked
Speaker 1: at my phone to see the picture and you're like,
Speaker 1: I look.
Speaker 3: Good there really yeah, I must have blacked out from podcast.
Speaker 2: Sorry I forgot. Let me on twist my legs because
Speaker 2: I'm really insecure. Someone commented on my weird ass legs.
Speaker 2: How I say, and.
Speaker 1: That is balid because you sit like a fucking little
Speaker 1: licorice like swirl.
Speaker 2: You just call what was that.
Speaker 1: Like a twizzler howler.
Speaker 2: That's a new slur.
Speaker 1: Calling you a licorice twirl.
Speaker 2: I immediately went back.
Speaker 1: I immediately it's really comfortable. No, it's nice, but it
Speaker 1: makes me it's squeezing my member in a way.
Speaker 2: That's that's why I said like that. That's why I
Speaker 2: said like that, because it squeezed gives some.
Speaker 1: Pressure to your mom.
Speaker 2: No, I am sitting like this, and I already have
Speaker 2: really bowed legs, like when I walk, like my my
Speaker 2: like fibula and what is it not femur, it's fibula.
Speaker 2: Antibia are like literally like bowed out already. So when
Speaker 2: I walk it looks really fucking weird. And when I
Speaker 2: do this, it like bows them out more. I just
Speaker 2: can feel my bones been.
Speaker 1: We were so mean as kids, like literally pointed because
Speaker 1: it'd be like, damn your bow legged as fun.
Speaker 2: No, that mean. I had a friend who had the
Speaker 2: duck feet that went, wait is duck feet there's one
Speaker 2: that goes in in one when you're duck footed.
Speaker 1: No, duck footed is when you stand like.
Speaker 2: Yes, his went in like this and he would.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be duck footed because all the cute
Speaker 1: girls who are like sneaker heads had their like size
Speaker 1: three feet turn like.
Speaker 2: You know, and sometimes in photos' just tweaked my feet
Speaker 2: a little bit and because it's really cute, and I'm
Speaker 2: just like, that's just cutesy. I don't look hee my socks.
Speaker 1: Why are those are coll socks?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, no, motherfucker these are. No. Drew didn't have socks,
Speaker 1: and he asked for myself.
Speaker 2: I had socks, but I wore too many pairs, and
Speaker 2: I wore a pair to sleep and if they felt
Speaker 2: like they were gluing to my skin already, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not wearing these today.
Speaker 3: Wait, are those mid lowra sauce.
Speaker 2: Bitch your mid lower sauce?
Speaker 1: You are mid as fun?
Speaker 2: No, yes they are, they are. And everybody in the
Speaker 2: comments saying all they're fucking weird ass little things about
Speaker 2: my socks, like no, you can't.
Speaker 1: Buy them, No, you can't buy them. So we went
Speaker 1: to Coachella.
Speaker 2: That ship was fucking lit.
Speaker 1: That it was mid mid city. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: literally felt like I went to.
Speaker 2: Mid town, literally so ungrateful. It's insane. You can't that's one.
Speaker 2: One thing about Enya is she can't like anything. No.
Speaker 1: One thing about me is I'm to keep it real
Speaker 1: and y'all are on fucking meth. That's why you're having fun.
Speaker 1: Like that's one thing about me is I won't be
Speaker 1: joining y'all doing meth. Like that's the thing about me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to do Molly so fucking bad. I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna let loose. I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: let loose like I did in high school and go
Speaker 2: fucking crazy and melt my brain and put holes in
Speaker 2: my brain and like I'm gonna have fun and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be depressed for a week. And when it came
Speaker 2: down to it, I couldn't do it. I was too scared.
Speaker 2: I was scared.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what it is. It's like I'm okay,
Speaker 1: but you have to like agree with me. I'm not
Speaker 1: being a belligerent hater. Literally, to everyone who I talked
Speaker 1: to about it, I'm like, it is just not for me,
Speaker 1: Like I can see how it's fun for other people,
Speaker 1: but for me, I just like genuinely didn't get that.
Speaker 1: And that's okay, Like that's okay that it wasn't for me, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I just don't think it was
Speaker 1: for me. I am really like I love live music.
Speaker 1: I think that was my biggest error was I got
Speaker 1: I got the chance to go. I got given the tickets,
Speaker 1: so I was like, dude, I'm gonna go, Like if
Speaker 1: I'm getting given tickets, like, I'm gonna go with me
Speaker 1: and my friends. It's gonna be fun. But the thing was,
Speaker 1: I wasn't dying to see anybody on the lineup, and
Speaker 1: that was my first, like big problem. You see how
Speaker 1: I can't talk without you trying to take attention. You're
Speaker 1: going to fucking hell and you're.
Speaker 5: Gonna perish every single moment of your fucking afterlife. And
Speaker 5: then when you pass away again, you will go deeper
Speaker 5: into the pits of fucking hell and you will burn
Speaker 5: into ashes, and then those ashes will be blown into
Speaker 5: a fire.
Speaker 2: Girl, reincarnation is real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your fucking reincarnation is gonna be a duck and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot it because I'm gonna be a home
Speaker 1: for my next life.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I wasn't even trying to take attention. You just
Speaker 2: took away attention from yourself.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 2: Fair It's true. You come on, keep going with the Coachell.
Speaker 2: I wasn't saying anything you said that you didn't like.
Speaker 1: Was I talking? I was literally not talking.
Speaker 2: Fine, I loved Coachella.
Speaker 1: Was lived. The thing is, Drew was miserable.
Speaker 4: Like eight times, like eight times each day he had
Speaker 4: a moment where he would just be silent and walking
Speaker 4: off and me and around and be like okay, like.
Speaker 2: Because I got called a slur one time.
Speaker 1: No, after that, you weren't even face.
Speaker 2: It was literally like what you're lying? Because I was depressed.
Speaker 2: And then I got a shot in me and I
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I'm going to live my life.
Speaker 2: Were they wrong?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: I guess know you were. But the times I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of you throwing a fit, that's not when you throw
Speaker 1: a fit. That wasn't throwing a fit. You were having
Speaker 1: like a normal reaction to something that was like fucking
Speaker 1: offensive and mean. But like I'm talking about, like I
Speaker 1: don't remember what it was. There were like three instances
Speaker 1: where you just like I don't know what bothered you,
Speaker 1: but you just went silent and you would just walk
Speaker 1: in me and around and be like all right, let's
Speaker 1: just let him like walk like the five feet in silence.
Speaker 2: The first instance was the Venmo for the oh for
Speaker 2: the petty. That ship was a fucking nice.
Speaker 1: The thing about Drew is what Drew will be is
Speaker 1: is pushed over the edge fire minor in convenience.
Speaker 2: That is what the one thing about me is, I
Speaker 2: will be angry.
Speaker 1: You won't be angry about minor inconvenience because we had
Speaker 1: literally the nicest driver for those bikes you could take
Speaker 1: to the entrance. Like he was just like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't angry with the driver. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think you were angry with him, but that's I'm just like,
Speaker 1: let me finish. Like he wasn't like pressuring you, but
Speaker 1: you put pressure on yourself to get like we didn't
Speaker 1: have service and the driver was just fine. He was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like that's why I feel energy. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I usually tell people to do it like
Speaker 1: over there, because this happened and.
Speaker 2: He was allowed to tell me anything.
Speaker 1: Ever, he was just standing there, wait I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: And everybody was just silent waiting, and I think the
Speaker 4: silence is what killed Drew. Drew literally was just like
Speaker 4: oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, like to himself, No,
Speaker 4: not one person I know.
Speaker 1: Ryan was like, oh, I'll try on my phone, and
Speaker 1: like we were just like standing there and Drew just
Speaker 1: like kept getting mad and it was literally making me
Speaker 1: laugh so much.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, I can't believe this is happy now.
Speaker 1: He was like, this is literally the worst day of
Speaker 1: my fucking life. That the thing about Jurisy's gonna say,
Speaker 1: it's the worst day of his life.
Speaker 2: Everything it does not get worse than the worst day
Speaker 2: of my life. Every single day. Well, that's the thing is,
Speaker 2: every single day is the worst day of my life.
Speaker 2: If you live like that, the good days are better.
Speaker 1: Dam bam. Didn't say anything, just now you literally live.
Speaker 2: Your life like the worst. Live your life like every
Speaker 2: day is the worst day of your life because it
Speaker 2: can only go up from there. That is actually a bar.
Speaker 2: That's like, live your life like it's last day. I
Speaker 2: do not agree with that, not for a split second.
Speaker 1: Is that because the thing is that saying doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense because if it was my last day, I would
Speaker 1: literally just kill myself.
Speaker 2: Oh my, I'm sorry. You feel like that we can
Speaker 2: get through this. We can get through.
Speaker 1: This, We could get through this.
Speaker 2: This is our new handshade. The thing is, while we
Speaker 2: keep getting demonetized, it's like, I'm not fingering your hand
Speaker 2: pussy right now, all me and Drew your hemp pussy.
Speaker 4: Drew is on his computer today and I went in
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 4: and like he had his headphones in and I just
Speaker 4: went true and I started pointing to his member and
Speaker 4: I was like, peez.
Speaker 2: Oh, girl. I thought you were bringing up when we
Speaker 2: were in the bed, when you're looking at Christians or
Speaker 2: when you need the calendar. No, that was scary.
Speaker 1: He is such a fucking tweak. Literally, I grab his
Speaker 1: iPad and I go calendar like. I was like, I
Speaker 1: need to see the calendar, and he snatched his iPad
Speaker 1: for me. He's like, no, you don't know what's in there.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what is on your calendar? I
Speaker 1: was like, and I was trying to think. I was like,
Speaker 1: is he planning a trip that he hasn't told me
Speaker 1: about that he's like anxious about, Like what what the
Speaker 1: fuck could he be doing? Bitch? We opened the calendar
Speaker 1: up and gave the thing that when an app is
Speaker 1: opened for the first time, the instructions for the calendar
Speaker 1: can never be too.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I was expecting the schedule to be completely
Speaker 3: blocked out with grinder dates, literally with.
Speaker 1: The notifications onto, but it literally was like an unused app.
Speaker 2: And then I'm just scared that maybe something somewhere.
Speaker 1: One time someone went to use my computer and they
Speaker 1: saw that I was watching something, And then.
Speaker 2: That is easily the most embarrassing thing that could ever
Speaker 2: happen to me is if y'all found out what type
Speaker 2: of porn I watched, I would actually have to kill.
Speaker 1: Myself what I watched. Oh, you're gonna kill me.
Speaker 2: It's different, like y'all know what I watch, but I
Speaker 2: know to see it, see what I know. You know.
Speaker 1: What's so funny is the way that I used to
Speaker 1: watch porn just on my tap and then delete my
Speaker 1: history until you were like, oh, I just do it incognito,
Speaker 1: and that actually changed my life.
Speaker 2: I see so many people that have their phone in
Speaker 2: infinite incognitimo and I'm like, I know you're watching porn
Speaker 2: that browser. Look do this opening incognito tab, then close
Speaker 2: out the incognito tab and go back, and it's even
Speaker 2: more secretive. Yeah, but I Kyle, let me see your phone.
Speaker 3: Oh, fuck, it's in private browsing mode.
Speaker 6: See no, but that's because Kai swear somebody wants to
Speaker 6: have him one of those.
Speaker 1: He swears the government is watching him.
Speaker 2: He's always incognito mo because the government's watching him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we want to see what Kay is doing
Speaker 1: on his phone. But he'd be like open g. He
Speaker 1: also deleted like the wallet app because he doesn't use
Speaker 1: real money, because he's a little freaking he lives on
Speaker 1: the fucking internet.
Speaker 2: And yeah, Kai, I give you permission, go ahead, explain it.
Speaker 1: Explain what.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, crypto, Like, I literally threw a slam
Speaker 2: dunk for you and you air ball. You did not
Speaker 2: like two people in this You're dark And I guarantee
Speaker 2: Josh knows what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: Josh is not listening. He just left the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, And no, it's no, it's silent. It's silent.
Speaker 2: Y'all are literally constantly y'all trying to bring me down.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. The vibes in here fucking crazy, and it's
Speaker 2: like scary, it's almost it's like it's this is a
Speaker 2: dangerous space for me. Every time I sit in the
Speaker 2: seat with you and kind next to me, it becomes
Speaker 2: a dangerous.
Speaker 1: Hostile write a fucking book about it.
Speaker 2: I might have to.
Speaker 3: I'm so affectionate and nice to you.
Speaker 2: It's true, and however, it is a hostile winch.
Speaker 1: I am the only person this psychopath grounded in reality.
Speaker 2: It texted me today and you texted me and it
Speaker 2: was like, Drew, you are like literally clinically and insane,
Speaker 2: like out of nowhere. And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: what did I do? Like actually, what did I do?
Speaker 2: Like did I do something wrong? And then I like
Speaker 2: she didn't text back, and I was like what she
Speaker 2: didn't text me back? So I had to call her
Speaker 2: and I was like, why did you say that about me?
Speaker 2: And then when I was on the phone with her,
Speaker 2: it was like she was having a conversation with someone else,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my fucking god, like I
Speaker 2: literally like did something to make her actually angry with me,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know what I did. And then she
Speaker 2: was just like, oh, we were just talking about you.
Speaker 2: And then like we were kind of just like Drew's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were literally it was me and Elsie. We
Speaker 1: were just like Drew is genuinely like a clinically insane person.
Speaker 2: It's okay, Like people talk about me. I'm used to it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, coach, I've ever heard of it?
Speaker 1: Oh bed one place ever? And I have to keep
Speaker 1: the fucking mementos.
Speaker 2: No, see. One thing about me is I will keep
Speaker 2: a souvenir and it's gone.
Speaker 1: I say that, like I don't keep every fucking like
Speaker 1: pass or ticket.
Speaker 2: I thought Clara sticker on my wall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have that. I have that one, the Tyler one,
Speaker 1: and I have both of those tickets still.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, this is a cute memento. Wait,
Speaker 2: isn't there a movie called Memento?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Cool, I'm just flexing my like damn shoulder, like I
Speaker 2: know for a sweet second, someone was like, Okay, he
Speaker 2: looks good right now. I know that for a fact.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean that's the way I'm sexy.
Speaker 1: Out of that many people, there is the chance of
Speaker 1: one other clinically insane person.
Speaker 2: If there were thirty two thousand people, Like, I'm not
Speaker 2: even joking, I genuinely there are thirty two thousand people
Speaker 2: on this earth that see me. And like, I don't
Speaker 2: think people have jerked off to me, like at least
Speaker 2: thirty two thousand.
Speaker 7: You actually that you are actually you are like ligerally delusional.
Speaker 1: Right now, thirty there are there.
Speaker 2: Are people watching this right now where they're like kind
Speaker 2: of embarrassed and like, oh my god, I shouldn't have
Speaker 2: done it. They're thinking of like something naughty they did.
Speaker 1: I think you think you were Timothy Challamey, Like I
Speaker 1: genuinely think you were like on the same level as
Speaker 1: Simothy Chellamy.
Speaker 2: No, Timothy Challa May is ugliest shit except for in Dune.
Speaker 2: He'll get that pass me. I'm you can't talk, okay.
Speaker 1: The thing is you can't just say things about our
Speaker 1: friends like on a public girl.
Speaker 2: He knows that, like we're still friends, Like I can
Speaker 2: call my friend ugly and I can call my friends sexy,
Speaker 2: like Kai is sexy and we're still friends.
Speaker 1: You think Kay is sex seeing Timothy child is ugly? Yes,
Speaker 1: they're really different.
Speaker 2: That is actually a genuine like high to me is
Speaker 2: more attractive than Timothy. No way, I swear to God everything.
Speaker 3: Can we pause for a second.
Speaker 1: Why are you going to cream? We're gonna hear his
Speaker 1: member thumping against the bottom of the table.
Speaker 2: Pulsing is pulsing.
Speaker 1: My member is literally fucking thumping, blushing, blush.
Speaker 2: I know that's what I was like, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: I do to people, like making it about myself. I
Speaker 2: am that crazy, that's the crazy. Oh is this on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But I mean, like me, why why would I
Speaker 1: do that? Like, why would I do that?
Speaker 2: That's okay, And you had a miserable coach child that experience, no, Okay.
Speaker 1: The thing is what's annoying is like I did didn't
Speaker 1: have a miserable experience like everybody. Okay, everybody kept could no,
Speaker 1: because I did hear from people being like, You're like like, oh,
Speaker 1: we want to see Like literally, people were telling me
Speaker 1: to smile, and I was like, I can just like
Speaker 1: be somewhere and not be having the time of my
Speaker 1: life pretty girls. But I'm not somebody who goes out
Speaker 1: and I'm like fucking grinning from ear to ear every
Speaker 1: day in my life anyway. So I don't know why
Speaker 1: in the middle of the desert with lung shooting up
Speaker 1: my fucking ass and down my throat, which is like
Speaker 1: what dust, what did I say?
Speaker 2: How the fuck are you gonna shoot lungs out?
Speaker 1: I was thinking about organs up my ass and down
Speaker 1: my throat, and I.
Speaker 3: Like, fuck it up, there's nothing I love more than
Speaker 3: telling a girl to smile.
Speaker 1: And I know you're like, all know why that you
Speaker 1: were talking to girls and off top, you're not doing that.
Speaker 2: All girls should just smile more, like you'd be more pretty.
Speaker 2: You'd be way more pretty if you smile more and
Speaker 2: wear don't wear makeup.
Speaker 1: Actually anyway, I'm just like there, I don't mean make up.
Speaker 1: I literally can't.
Speaker 2: Actually was real guy, he just said he was like, actually,
Speaker 2: it was like it.
Speaker 3: Was girl, you look so much better without makeup. Also,
Speaker 3: you should smile more.
Speaker 2: And you should like twirk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should wear shorts.
Speaker 1: You should wear like a skirt, like so when you twerk,
Speaker 1: that ass has.
Speaker 2: Freedom to like That's what I was saying to you
Speaker 2: the whole time.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I was literally grinding my fucking butt on you.
Speaker 2: I know, me and you were grinding like we've never
Speaker 2: grinded before. It's crazy, and tell her me and.
Speaker 1: Ryan, Yeah, we were all like on one. But it
Speaker 1: was just because like you have to like the thing
Speaker 1: about Coachella is you do have to shake that ass,
Speaker 1: like you really do. But yeah, I just like I
Speaker 1: don't know something about it, Like it wasn't clicking for me.
Speaker 1: I went and I felt like I had to like
Speaker 1: have a drink to like be like free and like
Speaker 1: feel okay about being there, and when I.
Speaker 2: Get that drink in me, I would have a blast.
Speaker 2: But that's kind of what it is. I feel it.
Speaker 1: But that's but like, see, I don't like like like that,
Speaker 1: Like I think I just wanted I wanted to go
Speaker 1: there just immediately be like satisfied with being there. But
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, wait, I actually don't think
Speaker 1: this is like my kind of scene. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: don't think it was for me. Like I also like
Speaker 1: didn't like dress up, Like I didn't like buy outfits
Speaker 1: for it. I like I really just went because I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I want to go experience it, experience it,
Speaker 1: Which that was my downfall is wanting to have a
Speaker 1: new experience. You should just stick to what you know
Speaker 1: and like never leave the house.
Speaker 2: True. True, I mean for me, that shit was a
Speaker 2: bless Yeah.
Speaker 1: Drew did have fun.
Speaker 2: I had fun, although there were moments where like I
Speaker 2: was miserable. I feel like that's like part of the
Speaker 2: Coachella like experience. It's like you'd be very miserable for
Speaker 2: the first two hours, then you have a drink and
Speaker 2: then you have a fucking blast and you walk through
Speaker 2: these thick ass crowds of like sweaty, disgusting humans looking
Speaker 2: at all of them in the face, and you're like, damn,
Speaker 2: like you're a human being and you're having so much
Speaker 2: fucking fun and like this is your escape and you're
Speaker 2: literally living your best life. And I don't know why,
Speaker 2: but there was a moment when I was walking out
Speaker 2: of the Baby Yem concert. I know I've told you
Speaker 2: all about this, but I was like, literally, oh, we
Speaker 2: both literally had.
Speaker 1: The same moment where we were like, holy shit.
Speaker 2: I had tears welling in my eyes, where I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: like we're all in this shit together, like even though
Speaker 2: the world's ending in three years, like we're still gonna
Speaker 2: have fun.
Speaker 1: No. It was that was like but I it was
Speaker 1: sweet but also scared me because I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. When we were walking out of that crowd,
Speaker 1: it was just like bright lights on people's faces, so
Speaker 1: I was really seeing everyone's face and everyone was looking
Speaker 1: at me because I was just walking towards, like through them,
Speaker 1: so obviously they were just gonna look at the person
Speaker 1: walking past them, so I was just making eye contact.
Speaker 1: I think I made eye contact within the span of
Speaker 1: two minutes with two hundred fucking humans, and that actually
Speaker 1: freaked me out because then again, like we were saying
Speaker 1: on the last episode, I'm like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: people like humans are like it's humans watching this. Like
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like to think I'm self aware where
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, yeah, everybody on the Internet is like
Speaker 1: an individual with their own life, but it's very easy,
Speaker 1: especially in the past three years, when like you're inter
Speaker 1: actions with human has like been cut down so much
Speaker 1: to what it used to be. Like physically being in
Speaker 1: that space and like seeing all these people and I
Speaker 1: was like, holy shit, every number on the internet is
Speaker 1: like a there's a real person behind that number, and
Speaker 1: that is so fucking scary. And that was like actually
Speaker 1: freaking me out. And then I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: there's so many people here, Like there's two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty thousand people here right now in this plot of land,
Speaker 1: and that is so fucking insane, and it was actually
Speaker 1: greeting me out. Also, I got high, and I think
Speaker 1: it just made me sleepy, so I was like I
Speaker 1: want to go day down. Yeah, I just like I
Speaker 1: literally like the pictures I posted on ig like I
Speaker 1: genuinely was about to take anap and then I was
Speaker 1: cracking up and I was like, this is so funny.
Speaker 1: I'm like at Coachella right now, like laying on the
Speaker 1: ground like begging to go to sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My favorite sets of Coachella were, in no specific order,
Speaker 2: Baby Keen spiritualized Caroline pull a check. That bitch can
Speaker 2: yodel like she can sing, she can perform in all
Speaker 2: of her like hand movements and gestures. I was like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: not only are you like an incredible live singer, but
Speaker 2: like you like know how to move your body, which
Speaker 2: like is just really surprising to me when anybody can
Speaker 2: do it, because I literally can't. Oh you move your
Speaker 2: body yeah, like in bed with you? Yeah, like that's
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed the last bit of Flume set. That
Speaker 2: was like a really like a full circle moment for me.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, wow, like this is this is
Speaker 2: really big for me right now? Who else did we see?
Speaker 2: We saw? I saw Harry Styles, and like leading up
Speaker 2: to Harry Styles, I was like, this shit's gonna be boring,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not gonna enjoy Harry Styles, like I don't
Speaker 2: even know any of his music. And then I was
Speaker 2: with Kai and our buddy Ramez, and I literally knew
Speaker 2: the lyrics to every fucking song and I was just
Speaker 2: like dancing the entire time I'm in there, Like I thought,
Speaker 2: you didn't know who the fuck Harry Styles was, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't realize I knew every song
Speaker 2: and I am enjoying the fuck that man put on
Speaker 2: a performance. No, that man turned it out.
Speaker 1: He was like, you know what I'm gonna do is
Speaker 1: tap into Prince and David Bowie, but I'm gonna like Stepen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just likes the service.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna That was another show where I
Speaker 1: was like, holy shit, this is one of those things
Speaker 1: that in ten years some kids gonna be looking at
Speaker 1: the video, or like twenty years, some kids gonna be
Speaker 1: looking at a video and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I wish I was there, and I was like, I'm here,
Speaker 1: So yeah, there, of course there were moments where I
Speaker 1: was enjoying myself, but I think in general, I also
Speaker 1: just don't want it to come off as insaning ungrateful,
Speaker 1: like obviously I'm very, very like satisfied and grateful for
Speaker 1: the fact that I got to go. I was given
Speaker 1: a ticket, Like I got to be there. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I think, like would I go back maybe not? Like yeah,
Speaker 1: I just think there were like enough cons of it
Speaker 1: that I was like, like, this is the best for me.
Speaker 1: But Harry Styles was so fucking it. I was also like,
Speaker 1: if you know me, I was a directioner. Like also
Speaker 1: worst fan name ever. Like I'm sorry, like we have
Speaker 1: to go back and talk about that direction er.
Speaker 3: Like it should be directionals or erectioner or erection boners.
Speaker 1: What was that first one? You said you're trying to
Speaker 1: like you're trying to like jump off.
Speaker 3: Of Drew's ideas from directions.
Speaker 1: No, you said directioners directionals? Yeah that was bad.
Speaker 3: What are sentinels sentinels?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like a character in a movie.
Speaker 1: Like Army, Bitch Army that is crazy like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like okay, the barbs the directioners like cool name, like
Speaker 1: but whatever. Nonetheless, I was one tatted on my back orientators.
Speaker 1: We're not criticizing the fan base.
Speaker 2: Please wait.
Speaker 1: Fuck literally, Frankie Gronde was dancing with Anita.
Speaker 2: That got to Coachella, and I was like, oh, like
Speaker 2: maybe this was a mistake. Because we saw spiritualized and
Speaker 2: I was like turning up. I was like having a
Speaker 2: blast and spiritualized like Latin loose. And then we walked
Speaker 2: out and we were kind of just chilling eating and
Speaker 2: like then we walked across the field to main stage
Speaker 2: because that's where the Yeah, we were VIP like we
Speaker 2: were VIP, like of course we were VIP, like we
Speaker 2: had to be VIP. I genuinely thought the camera wasn't
Speaker 2: recording and I had to check myself before I said
Speaker 2: it because I know, like if like a liar. Wait,
Speaker 2: there was someone that I lied to recently. No, there
Speaker 2: was someone that I lied to and oh and I
Speaker 2: was like sorry, like he, I can't even I can't
Speaker 2: say it, but you know what I'm talking about. When
Speaker 2: I was being messy as fuck? Oh yeah, and then
Speaker 2: I was like sorry, like he basically let me get
Speaker 2: into this. Basically I was being super fucking messy with
Speaker 2: this person, but like not off the topic, not.
Speaker 1: Really like the other topic is gone, like long gone.
Speaker 2: I walked across the field, saw what is it Anita
Speaker 2: on this stage, main stage.
Speaker 1: Let's get into this.
Speaker 7: So I was being messy and then he and then
Speaker 7: I walked across them from the main fields into the stage.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to course correct seamlessly.
Speaker 1: But oh yeah.
Speaker 6: We we were going back to the VIP section and
Speaker 6: we saw someone I need to hit after that.
Speaker 1: And we saw Anita performing. Oh my god, I wish
Speaker 1: I could dance like that, Like I think I'm somebody
Speaker 1: who could dance, but like I cannot get like you.
Speaker 1: I think you would have to Like No, I I
Speaker 1: just don't think I can dance like that, Like that
Speaker 1: is fucking crazy. Also, don't like that. Let me try
Speaker 1: to shake my ass like that.
Speaker 2: Oh I dare I can't dance like that. I just
Speaker 2: like choose not to.
Speaker 7: Why.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to embarrass the other girls.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice anyway, we saw.
Speaker 2: That better than a girl embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to say that's like what women should
Speaker 1: be good at? Because that's oh I'm just making sure
Speaker 1: I love women anyway. But yeah, we like saw her
Speaker 1: performing and that was fucking insane. Also a group that
Speaker 1: was like so good. That was fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I loved Caroline polo Check. I loved Spiritualized was like good,
Speaker 1: Like that was like because it was in that room.
Speaker 1: I was like standing still watching because I literally was.
Speaker 2: Like in awe, Like yeah, I love.
Speaker 1: Just like sometimes I am that bit who just stands
Speaker 1: because I'm literally like, holy shit, this is a band
Speaker 1: of like ten plus people, and I just have to
Speaker 1: give a minute to like stare at every person and
Speaker 1: like see how.
Speaker 2: They're control, like just standing there. At one point where
Speaker 2: I was dancing and I was like, I can literally
Speaker 2: feel the music like vibrating through the ground to my feet.
Speaker 1: I felt it in my chest. It felt so good.
Speaker 2: I was about to go like actually insane and say
Speaker 2: some really crazy shit. But like vibrations, like literal vibrations,
Speaker 2: they're like everything. Yeah, like genuinely they're everything.
Speaker 1: No, literally, that's like the best part about it.
Speaker 2: Vibrations are literally everything.
Speaker 1: Me when my room turns into a barber shop at night,
Speaker 1: Vibrations are everything.
Speaker 2: I literally sometimes lay on the floor by your door
Speaker 2: when you're doing that, and.
Speaker 1: I wish I could tell the story of me scaring
Speaker 1: the fuck out of you and cut.
Speaker 2: I mean, you can if you want to.
Speaker 1: No, I can't. I can't.
Speaker 2: She was basically faking like she was literally using her vibrator.
Speaker 2: It was like the craziest vibe ever.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't leave. Next, my room is, as you know,
Speaker 1: the living room.
Speaker 2: They don't know.
Speaker 1: My room is what was supposed to be the living room,
Speaker 1: and what's separating it is glass door and then I
Speaker 1: have like soundproof curtains, but like you can still hear
Speaker 1: everything in the living room and vice versa. So like,
Speaker 1: if I'm trying to do my business, bitches need to
Speaker 1: leave the living room because you will hear it.
Speaker 2: It was it was when I am, and it was
Speaker 2: business hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. And I let them know. That's the
Speaker 1: funny thing is they had just come back from the
Speaker 1: Blade concert and I was like, the thing is, yeah,
Speaker 1: and we.
Speaker 3: Were watching like SpongeBob theory videos.
Speaker 2: SpongeBob Theory videos, and I heard there definitely.
Speaker 1: I heard them meaning like you're definitely squot word and
Speaker 1: I was like, no, they need to go. I was
Speaker 1: like no, and now they need to go because they're
Speaker 1: seriously out there naming each other as SpongeBob characters. And
Speaker 1: I had told them before I got my room. I
Speaker 1: was like, listen, I am trying to commit an act
Speaker 1: of self care. You either leave or I continue. And
Speaker 1: I and I told you all that, like I think
Speaker 1: you were in the shower when that was happening, but
Speaker 1: I told Jester and Ky that nobody heeded my warning.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting in my room and it's been thirty
Speaker 1: minutes me listening to these bitches talk about fucking SpongeBob.
Speaker 2: And laughing our asses off, and I literally and then.
Speaker 1: I texted them and I was like, hey, can you
Speaker 1: guys keep it down, thinking that would get them to
Speaker 1: fucking leave. Not a single person left.
Speaker 2: So I don't see my text until after, and I
Speaker 2: was horrified.
Speaker 1: Oh So then I went to like girl moaning on
Speaker 1: Spotify and I connected it to my home pod, which
Speaker 1: is right next to that door, and I started playing
Speaker 1: like moaning sounds like kind of low, and then like
Speaker 1: starting and stopping it, and like they started to like
Speaker 1: hear it, so I heard them like kind of silence
Speaker 1: more down. And then I was like, I'm literally gonna
Speaker 1: start like moving around on the bed to make it
Speaker 1: sound like there's like friction happening on my bed and
Speaker 1: like things are happening in my room. And I just
Speaker 1: kept doing that, and then I like put the vibrator
Speaker 1: on my cabinet next to the door, which I don't
Speaker 1: think that added anything to it, but like I literally
Speaker 1: was just like making a commotion in my room and
Speaker 1: all I heard was Drew like get up.
Speaker 2: And he was like I was like absolutely not. I
Speaker 2: was like I know this is happening right now, Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: And we were we were sitting on the couch and then.
Speaker 1: Also Jesster had left, like.
Speaker 3: I before they left, we were like sitting on the
Speaker 3: couch and we were like, oh, this is like a joke. Whatever,
Speaker 3: just keep watching these SpongeBob videos. And then it got
Speaker 3: louder and the energy shifter. We were like, I actually
Speaker 3: don't know if this is a joke. And I've never
Speaker 3: seen some Jester stood up and like just walked out
Speaker 3: of the apartment.
Speaker 2: So fast. They left, like I've never seen someone leave
Speaker 2: this house quicker. And when they left, me and kind
Speaker 2: of stuck on the couch, we stuck around and we
Speaker 2: were like we were like we want to hear, yeah,
Speaker 2: we want to hear what's going down in there, like
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 3: Because we were like we're skeptical. But I don't know.
Speaker 3: I remember like my heart.
Speaker 2: Was like yeah, no, I was so embarrassed. I was
Speaker 2: like embarrassed. I was like, oh, like no, please, don't
Speaker 2: do this. Right now, and you please. And then it
Speaker 2: got really loud and I was like it was like
Speaker 2: actually genuinely impossible to distinguish like reality from like jokes.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, like this is real,
Speaker 2: and like fight or flight kicked in and I ran
Speaker 2: away and me and Ki ran away, just.
Speaker 3: Ran physically as far as we could.
Speaker 1: But before not before being like, oh hell no, Like
Speaker 1: I just got so mad.
Speaker 2: I was like absolutely not fucking hell oh yeah, because.
Speaker 1: He said that, but I didn't stop, Like I didn't
Speaker 1: stop like the noises, because I was like if I
Speaker 1: stop and start laughing, they'll know. So I just like
Speaker 1: kept to go because no you were like are you serious,
Speaker 1: Like that's what you said at first, and then I
Speaker 1: stopped it for a second and then a second passed
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm gonna like keep it playing,
Speaker 1: and then I kept it playing, and then Drew was
Speaker 1: like hell no, and like went to walk across the
Speaker 1: house and then I came out and I was cracking
Speaker 1: up and I was like I literally just got the
Speaker 1: fuck out of you. Guys.
Speaker 2: I wish you could have felt like the fear anxiety.
Speaker 1: I came because I don't want anybody I don't want
Speaker 1: anybody to be like, that's actually so fucked up to do.
Speaker 2: No, it was, it was. It was actually fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: It was like the funniest thing. It's like happened to me,
Speaker 2: and like I was dying. I was dying.
Speaker 1: The thing is I told y'all to fuckingly. I will
Speaker 1: say the second y'all left, business was had business was.
Speaker 4: Any the zoom wings were sent out, business was the
Speaker 4: toast curls stiff.
Speaker 2: Is a board a board like.
Speaker 1: It's gone down and it didn't go down. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a little prank I played on my on
Speaker 1: my friends. I literally still have a told Jester like
Speaker 1: I probably should because Jesster is probably just out there
Speaker 1: like with the thought that they've heard me like beating
Speaker 1: my wing.
Speaker 2: Beating your wing wing bought.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was my story. I was going to
Speaker 1: say something really important I forgot like right after this.
Speaker 2: My important thing that I've been wanting to say is
Speaker 2: technology can smell here. Oh yeah, it literally can smell here.
Speaker 2: Like I genuine believe that, Like when there's like a
Speaker 2: moment when you really need something to work, like you
Speaker 2: need your computer to work, you need your especially printer,
Speaker 2: if you need your printer to work, and like when.
Speaker 1: You have to put your essay in the morning before.
Speaker 2: School, dead ass, dead ass technology can actually smell you, bitch.
Speaker 2: Where's my treat? Oh my god, waiting for a tree.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for a treat, bro, looking for a treat.
Speaker 2: Me the entire Coachella, looking for Mollie that I wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna take you.
Speaker 1: No, you at the museum, harassing that for that poor
Speaker 1: fucking worker, being like, can I get a treat? Like
Speaker 1: they were giving out free cookies and tea, and Drew
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I want to treat you.
Speaker 2: Make it sound like it's intentional. It was like none
Speaker 2: of its intentions. A fucking monster on accident. I'm getting
Speaker 2: texted again. Sorry. Sorry.
Speaker 1: We need to start to rumor that I am nepotism baby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like we need to start the rumor that, like I
Speaker 1: come from crazy.
Speaker 3: That rumor is literally started about me. Really, and the
Speaker 3: the YouTube comments the new comment is kai as an
Speaker 3: industry planting. And I don't understand. I don't even fully understand.
Speaker 1: I know, because you literally popped about it nowhere.
Speaker 2: You popped about of nowhere. How are you in our life?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: But no. Now I have questions, how the fuck did
Speaker 1: you get here? Sneaky, but you're a fucking master child.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. Kai is here because
Speaker 2: we love him.
Speaker 3: Yes, period. Also, my dad owns YouTube.
Speaker 1: Them ship just supposed to be about me.
Speaker 3: Okay, we need to shift this theory onto you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we should start that. I need like, you
Speaker 1: know that ed it's like people make of nepotism babies,
Speaker 1: and it's like, if I was like born again, I
Speaker 1: would want to be born. It's like this and it's
Speaker 1: nepotism babies start out of me into those edits, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like people will be like, I'm fuse. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, I feel like people will look at
Speaker 1: my last name and be like, now you're just lying.
Speaker 1: Now you're just lying.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: But let's start that rumor.
Speaker 2: Wait, you know what we should start for me, like
Speaker 2: the rumor that I'm a nepotism Maybe.
Speaker 3: Wait, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking we should start that.
Speaker 1: We just start to rumor that you're probably gonna get
Speaker 1: jumped in the next three days when you're at least
Speaker 1: expecting it by a group of strangers who you've never
Speaker 1: seen before. And then you're gonna come to me and
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I was jump and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh my god, what the fuck? By who?
Speaker 1: And you're gonna be like, I have no idea. They
Speaker 1: were all wearing masks, and then you're going to see
Speaker 1: that I why are somebody three thousand.
Speaker 3: Dollars dollars for all that?
Speaker 1: Well, it's a group of like eight people.
Speaker 3: It's really hard rate for all of that effort.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I have to actually.
Speaker 3: Has deals them.
Speaker 2: She has deals, honestly, fair heard of Coach? Have you
Speaker 2: all heard of that? I'm selling my vi P bracelet
Speaker 2: for a weekend two. It won't get you into the festival,
Speaker 2: so you have to have general mission. But if you
Speaker 2: use this.
Speaker 1: I think they changed the colors through.
Speaker 3: I think my favorite part of Coach was like we
Speaker 3: would all be out there and I'd be like, I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna pop into the artists section really quick.
Speaker 1: I forgought you were there. That's I forgot he was there.
Speaker 1: You were there?
Speaker 3: I was yeah, and yeah I was there.
Speaker 2: That was the most annoying thing ever was Kai had
Speaker 2: better wristbands than us. Somehow he is an industry plant.
Speaker 2: I was talking about it because.
Speaker 3: He's a no.
Speaker 1: I gets thrown around.
Speaker 3: Hella ran through.
Speaker 2: Oh I need to show them this.
Speaker 1: You don't though.
Speaker 3: Star Wars listening on Spotify.
Speaker 2: Star Wars Coca Cola bottle for those listening on Spotify,
Speaker 2: it's a sphere I love.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna enter my Disney don't. Oh yeah, a loose
Speaker 1: It is so expensive though, that is an expensive like bitch.
Speaker 1: I used to make fun of Disney adults. Oh, you
Speaker 1: bitches have money though. That's one thing I can't make
Speaker 1: fun of is like you have the money and you
Speaker 1: have the time.
Speaker 2: I'm jealous of Disney adults. I'm like, y'all are so
Speaker 2: fucking happy.
Speaker 3: I know, it's such nice bathrooms in the artists area.
Speaker 3: It's like super clean, And.
Speaker 2: Is there a way to im like his fucking mic.
Speaker 3: No, it's fun I'll stop mentioning it, kayle.
Speaker 1: What's funny is you forget you were replaced?
Speaker 2: And it is I would be like like genuinely like
Speaker 2: being like no, like come with me, like we can
Speaker 2: go over here, like come to this section at the
Speaker 2: one Hunters performance. And I went over there and I
Speaker 2: literally couldn't get in and it was the most humiliating
Speaker 2: moment of my life. For once, Kay had power over me,
Speaker 2: And the craziest thing is he did not abuse that power.
Speaker 3: No, not once. If I had that, I would, I know,
Speaker 3: you'd be dangling your thing, like walking in and out of.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, come on, come on, Oh you
Speaker 2: don't have this pass like sorry, you want me to
Speaker 2: go with you, I'm gonna chill back here.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was so nice and chill m hmm the
Speaker 3: whole time.
Speaker 1: Again, I don't even remember you thing that like you
Speaker 1: just Blend.
Speaker 3: I have photos of us hanging out you Blend.
Speaker 1: Maybe Blend does the thing about kid No way.
Speaker 2: The Kardashian Oh.
Speaker 1: Big fan, big fan, Big fans here, big fans here.
Speaker 2: I love the Kardashians. The first episode of the new season,
Speaker 2: I was fully into the show. Yeah, I was good,
Speaker 2: so into it. It was so fucking good. I like,
Speaker 2: without spoiling anything for those who haven't watched it, literally
Speaker 2: just like actual moguls. Like it's actually inspiring at some
Speaker 2: point where I'm like, oh damn, I want to be y'all,
Speaker 2: Like y'all are so good at what you do. Y'all
Speaker 2: all have like your own businesses, like y'all have it all,
Speaker 2: like it feels like you'll have it figured out, even
Speaker 2: though like I know they don't. But like I'm just
Speaker 2: like I love the Kardashians, and Kardashian that's my girl.
Speaker 2: That's my bias. That is for sure. That's my bias.
Speaker 1: My bias is her or Courtney or.
Speaker 2: Honestly Courtney's Courtney's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Courtney.
Speaker 2: She's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Maybe even Chloe, Like I think Chloe gets like a
Speaker 1: lot of like hate, but.
Speaker 2: Like, no, Chloe is hilarious. Chloe when she was talking
Speaker 2: about her vagina being huge, I was like, see that's me.
Speaker 1: That's the recognition we need big fat coochiese.
Speaker 2: I was like, I love you for that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I never watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians,
Speaker 1: so this is my first introduction. It was again freaking
Speaker 1: me out because I was like, oh my god, these
Speaker 1: like of course, I know they're real people, but like
Speaker 1: I've said it before in an episode, like I know
Speaker 1: Kylie Chenner is real, but if I saw her in
Speaker 1: real life, I would just be like, Damn, that's a
Speaker 1: crazy hologram. Like I would be like that is so
Speaker 1: crazy that like three d Renders running.
Speaker 2: Around reanimated her. I love when Josiah says, we need
Speaker 2: to reanimate Michael Jackson, Like that's the funniest thing.
Speaker 3: I like.
Speaker 2: Reanimating someone is so like such a hilarious idea to me,
Speaker 2: like literally the funniest.
Speaker 1: No, Actually, why haven't they done like the Michael Jackson
Speaker 1: hologram at Coachella because that, Oh, I'd go back. I
Speaker 1: would go back for the for the delusion of seeing
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson in live.
Speaker 2: I know he's like not a good person.
Speaker 1: I never watched Keeping Up with the Kardashian so this
Speaker 1: is my first introduction to them. And yeah, I'm I
Speaker 1: can say they make good fucking TV. Their producers literally
Speaker 1: like so good. Like they they make a good show.
Speaker 1: And that's it. That's all I have to give to
Speaker 1: the world. Don't ask it. Oh, we need to figure
Speaker 1: something out about like shaving your butthole. We got to
Speaker 1: figure something out, like why are we this far in
Speaker 1: our I guess because technically, as a human you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be shaving your fucking asshole. But like and itchy, but
Speaker 1: is a small price to pay for being the sexiest person.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, here I go, getting my one whole lasered.
Speaker 2: Well, you're one hole, I think, Yeah, just about love hair.
Speaker 3: Body hair. I want to get my ass lasered.
Speaker 2: Genuinely, Yes, why I love my hairy ass really genuinely,
Speaker 2: It's like one of my best features.
Speaker 3: I have a bad relationship with the hair.
Speaker 1: I I don't I don't believe in being hairless. But like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't know that. I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know that I care about my butthole. But the
Speaker 1: fact that it is seen is very That's a daunting
Speaker 1: reality to me.
Speaker 2: Like it looks back. Your butthole looks back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like literally, like she's she's my butthole is seeing
Speaker 1: things that I will never see. So maybe I should
Speaker 1: be grateful for her. She is literally seeing things I
Speaker 1: will never see. Think about that, Wow, that's really deep.
Speaker 1: Like I will never have my face that deep into
Speaker 1: a toilet she has, she has been in there.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a swirly eat you a lesson.
Speaker 2: I'm a bully.
Speaker 1: Have you been beat up before?
Speaker 7: Um?
Speaker 2: No, but I've been called slurs before.
Speaker 1: No, not the same. You gotta get beat up girl.
Speaker 1: We got to get you a good beating. We gotta
Speaker 1: get you beat up.
Speaker 2: I think I like, I'm like, I play with it
Speaker 2: in my head sometimes where I'm like, would I be
Speaker 2: a better person if I actually got my hand?
Speaker 1: No, because you would never shut the fuck up, Like it.
Speaker 2: Would actually make me worse, Like it would make me
Speaker 2: I would hop on this.
Speaker 1: Some complex would literally skyrocket. You'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've experienced death brutality.
Speaker 2: Like I would hop on this podcast and not shut
Speaker 2: up about it. It would become like a part of
Speaker 2: my personality, like genuinely, Yeah, So.
Speaker 1: I eradicate the thing I said. Eradicate. We need some eradicating.
Speaker 1: Eradicate James Charless, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, oh god, oh my god, BBL, I know, BBL.
Speaker 1: Eradicate James Charles, bbl. Eradicate it, take it away.
Speaker 2: What else on the docket today? Oh, bitch, my coach
Speaker 2: hella fits. Why is no one talking about that?
Speaker 3: Why is no one talking about the fact that I
Speaker 3: addressed to you for coach?
Speaker 2: Why why every time that you talk that, my body
Speaker 2: it freezes and it like hurts me.
Speaker 3: Oh your body it's all hard and stiff when I
Speaker 3: when I talk to you, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, ol ship, holy ship. Outfits were a serve.
Speaker 3: I was about the body me and you cut her off.
Speaker 3: I don't know what she was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I was going to say.
Speaker 1: You know what so fucked up is when I say
Speaker 1: I mean things.
Speaker 3: You guys, you went into like full intuition.
Speaker 1: It's like in my blood. It's like in my like
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 3: Arch, you're going to destroy me.
Speaker 1: It's the same part of my brain that turns on
Speaker 1: when I play Fortnite. It's like that's the part time
Speaker 1: I can talk to you. Look at that big ass
Speaker 1: mouth on the window behind you.
Speaker 2: Huh oh ship. I literally hate moths. I love, I
Speaker 2: love They're so the nasty gray ones are discussing there's
Speaker 2: really want to say, yeah, the the pink ones serve
Speaker 2: the house, like the green ones serve the house, but
Speaker 2: like the gray little they disgusting, stinky, fucking moss that
Speaker 2: like when you touch, they like leave their powder everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's like, like, actually, you need to die.
Speaker 1: There was rotten lemons on the top of the fridge,
Speaker 1: and when I picked it up, like a bunch of
Speaker 1: like powder molds followed, and I threw it into trash
Speaker 1: can and a plum a mold went into my nose,
Speaker 1: so I probably will die.
Speaker 2: In the next two days. No, that's like probably penicillin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna kill me.
Speaker 2: That sounds sounds good.
Speaker 1: That sounds like something's probably kill me.
Speaker 2: You oded on penicillin.
Speaker 1: I odid on penis fillin.
Speaker 2: Damn that a that actually a holy shita?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Literally? What was that? Your job is to sit and
Speaker 1: listen and look at you, my coach she fits?
Speaker 2: Come on like, compliment me. Damn, I've been begging for
Speaker 2: this compliment for thirty minutes. My first fit I wore
Speaker 2: flashing on.
Speaker 1: You were styled.
Speaker 2: I was not styled. I picked out the I picked
Speaker 2: out the clothes by myself.
Speaker 3: You didn't.
Speaker 2: I sent you there and I said pick out this
Speaker 2: and this.
Speaker 3: No, I went I sourced the clothes.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I wouldn't say. He was sad about you?
Speaker 3: Don't you were? I was not.
Speaker 2: The second day. I was styled the second day. Second day, Scott.
Speaker 1: Styler not shocking off a white man trying to take
Speaker 1: some And I wore a literal moomoo.
Speaker 2: I wore a moo moo day two and I frolicked
Speaker 2: around in those fields in that Movemo answered the video.
Speaker 1: This is this, guys, this is why we have to
Speaker 1: kill toxic masculinity.
Speaker 2: Exactly exact. I felt like Harry's styles running through those fields.
Speaker 1: Okay, take it back, running back cut that. Don't ever
Speaker 1: say that about yourself ever again.
Speaker 2: I literally sometimes I just feel like I look like
Speaker 2: Harry styles, like I give Harry styles like I'm sexy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you give Harry styles. Nightmare, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, I like him sexy. I'm like charismadic.
Speaker 2: I'm fun. I frolic around on stage. I sing my
Speaker 2: little songs and do my little dances. Come on, go Chella.
Speaker 2: Sixteen more minutes of dancing.
Speaker 1: It was twelve, it was twelve.
Speaker 2: He said sixteen.
Speaker 1: He said twelve. I know one of you freaks fucking notes.
Speaker 1: He said twelve.
Speaker 2: Watch he said sixteen, and then maybe he said tough sometimes.
Speaker 2: Come on, give me your hands. This is a serious moment.
Speaker 2: Come on, we can both be right?
Speaker 1: How will we both be right?
Speaker 2: When he said that sentence, because he said it twice,
Speaker 2: he said sixteen and twelve. This is something I have
Speaker 2: to learn about myself too, that I can be wrong sometimes,
Speaker 2: but I can also be right with you together we
Speaker 2: can be wrong together.
Speaker 1: Are you looking it up?
Speaker 7: Carr?
Speaker 1: H yeah, no, you're just using your phone while you're doing.
Speaker 2: Your come because he said six we have sixteen minutes,
Speaker 2: sixteen minutes of dancing, and I was like, oh, he
Speaker 2: only has sixteen minutes left in his set.
Speaker 1: He said, it's an eighty minute set. And then he said,
Speaker 1: we have twelve more.
Speaker 3: Minutes of dancing.
Speaker 2: I will shave. I will shave my ass if I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: That does nothing for my life, but it does so much.
Speaker 3: For Oh, it's twelve minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, you just want me to have a hair hairless ass.
Speaker 2: I you just want me to have a hairless ass.
Speaker 3: Look at it and doing my job. I'm looking it
Speaker 3: up and it says twelve minutes, was said by Harry
Speaker 3: Styles like each other.
Speaker 1: Why where would it say that?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Why would that be in? Right?
Speaker 3: It is? And you guys so fucking dumb. And I
Speaker 3: prove that what I said is true. Okay. Elsewhere Harry
Speaker 3: was his typical playful We've got twelve minutes dot dot dot,
Speaker 3: he said about forty minutes into his set. As the
Speaker 3: ground began to moan and protests of dancing, he continued,
Speaker 3: I may be quick at some things, but this is
Speaker 3: not one of them, he said.
Speaker 2: But he said sixteen minutes before that, no sweat.
Speaker 3: At the very beginning of that, every minute he would
Speaker 3: make a new announcement of the amount of dancing that
Speaker 3: had to be done.
Speaker 2: I can't be wrong.
Speaker 1: It's funny how two minutes ago you were saying that
Speaker 1: you could. You can't be wrong. Women are always right.
Speaker 1: Men are fucking stupid, They're so silence. Yeah, yeah, swallow
Speaker 1: it because I know you can, because I know you do. Slut.
Speaker 1: Slut a.
Speaker 2: Poor slut.
Speaker 1: You're going to hell. You need some self respect. Are
Speaker 1: you good now?
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just needed a moment. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: I was trying to think of like, oh, like this
Speaker 2: is what blank feels like?
Speaker 1: Like you like, that's not something you needed to express.
Speaker 1: What we tried anything else?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 3: Literally no.
Speaker 2: When who said no?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bro, you go back to me being messy.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to expose your ways, okay,
Speaker 1: you don't have to say names.
Speaker 2: You were talking to a friend basically, someone posted on
Speaker 2: their story an attracted photo and.
Speaker 1: I was like, and you watch this, and I typed out, also,
Speaker 1: did you contemplated doing this for way too long, like
Speaker 1: literally a week, so I wasn't watched this. It was
Speaker 1: like and yeah, I'm going to do this, and I
Speaker 1: was like you should, and then he was like okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: when I get home, you have to do it for me.
Speaker 1: And then a week past and he probably.
Speaker 2: Did that, and then I like typed out and yeah,
Speaker 2: I want them so bad, and then I sent it
Speaker 2: to the person because I was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: what that does for me other than like make me
Speaker 2: look stupid. But I'm a liar. But then this person
Speaker 2: got back to me and I was like sorry. I
Speaker 2: They were like, oh, I just thought you were being
Speaker 2: messy and I was like yeah, no, no. At first
Speaker 2: I was like no, I actually did that on accident,
Speaker 2: Like I'm so embarrassed. And then like the very next message,
Speaker 2: like thirty seconds passed and I was like, actually, I
Speaker 2: don't know why I just lied, like I'm literally a liar,
Speaker 2: Like I'm pretty sure that's very apparent. Like I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and I'm a psychopath, and yeah, that's my life.
Speaker 1: That's the story.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, is it hot in you? It's like really hot?
Speaker 7: Right, you know, drew your pants was like, you have
Speaker 7: a little fucking boner. You didn't see it, but it literally.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: Exactly and exactly that.
Speaker 1: Girl.
Speaker 2: Let's move wow, let's move on. That's It's crazy how
Speaker 2: that does not fade me. Face me anyway. One time,
Speaker 2: my brothers uh literally forced me to get high when
Speaker 2: I was twelve years old. They blew weed smoke into
Speaker 2: my vicinity, which I always thought, like, you couldn't get
Speaker 2: high from secondhand smoke, but.
Speaker 1: They fully can. I believe you can.
Speaker 2: But I was like, I'm twelve, I don't want to smoke,
Speaker 2: and they just blew it in my face.
Speaker 3: And that's the way.
Speaker 2: That's the reason why I am who I am. And
Speaker 2: now one of them's dead.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah you did have to like you
Speaker 8: did have to run it back, Like I almost just
Speaker 8: said something that like would have been so undeniably tracked
Speaker 8: back to one specific person, but you know, I kept
Speaker 8: my mouth shut because I'm a.
Speaker 1: Really good person.
Speaker 2: I need to know what this is about.
Speaker 1: Wait say again, Oh, that would have been like, that's
Speaker 1: not starring the pot. That's like putting a fucking like
Speaker 1: cake mixer into a bowl of suit.
Speaker 2: That is like literally setting a bomb.
Speaker 1: Off Yeah, detrimental.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That is like nuc Yeah. Actually, see how
Speaker 2: good of a category category is nuke attire. The thing
Speaker 2: about Phillips.
Speaker 1: James Charles is, what's the thing like, we're gonna rte
Speaker 1: coach on Patreons. They're really gonna repeat this joke anyway.
Speaker 1: But like one thing you could take from James Charles's
Speaker 1: outfit picks is we should send him to war because
Speaker 1: he is brave.
Speaker 8: He is.
Speaker 1: That man is courageous. That man is he's got the
Speaker 1: eye of the tiger.
Speaker 2: Like, for real, I'll give them a little taste of
Speaker 2: my opinions on James Charles. Dave one. I did not
Speaker 2: hate I'll be honest, and that's all I'll say. But
Speaker 2: when he had the genes on the pants on, yeah,
Speaker 2: the whole fit was kind of scary. Okay, let's talk
Speaker 2: to the media.
Speaker 1: Described is scary also with what you are Like, I
Speaker 1: had nothing to.
Speaker 2: Right, absolutely zero right to say about him.
Speaker 1: Is like he's gonna have the girls talking and we
Speaker 1: are absolutely doing that exactly, shame on us.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, and you do yours
Speaker 2: because I literally have no idea what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was maybe I'll just pick something real quick. Nope,
Speaker 2: I already said all that. Fuck I'm panicking. I'm panicking.
Speaker 2: I'm panicking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's gonna have three times.
Speaker 1: My songs are baby Father or Bubble by Baby Father,
Speaker 1: Easy Lover by Piero CHIONI. I don't know how the
Speaker 1: fun to say that. That's like an Italian name. I
Speaker 1: was de Marco. I think I said that already. And
Speaker 1: then my baby Janet Jackson.
Speaker 2: This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Also, I have still been listening to that Big Beef album.
Speaker 2: This is so embarrassing. What a Beatles song came up
Speaker 2: in my shuffle?
Speaker 1: That's that is so nice and giving them the platform
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. That is embarrassing. I was gonna make this
Speaker 1: joke on TikTok, but because it's like it like literally
Speaker 1: all my comments would be flooded with like annoying people.
Speaker 1: But you know the audio that's like this is my song, damn,
Speaker 1: Like this is my damn. I was gonna do that
Speaker 1: and be like me when I was like eighteen, trying
Speaker 1: to get like random white guys to like me, back
Speaker 1: when they played the Beatles and it was like this
Speaker 1: is my song. N like me literally lying like that
Speaker 1: is not my song.
Speaker 2: This is like a fun little game. All right, let's start.
Speaker 2: You'll watch what I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 1: Okay. The first song is.
Speaker 2: Hope We Never Surface Two Loan Swordsmen, The Big Dream
Speaker 2: David Lynch. Oh my god, I'm so marry Big Thief.
Speaker 2: I'm literally so esoteric. It's crazy fruit of dreams.
Speaker 1: Because I said big thief. You just had to say
Speaker 1: big thief. It's embarrassing, it's embarrasing.
Speaker 2: Those Daniel Laughton.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2: Damn. Let me have my platform.
Speaker 1: And I think that's it. The media we watched. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've been back to watching insane murder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, murder.
Speaker 1: I love a good murder story. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm just human.
Speaker 2: No, I love a good tragedy. Yeah, like I it's
Speaker 2: I used to be desensitized. I used to be desensitized to,
Speaker 2: like yeah, desensitized to like really gnarly tragedies. And then
Speaker 2: like I just watched like three beheadings on fucking gore
Speaker 2: shit dot com when I was like fourteen, and now
Speaker 2: I'm fully back to being disgusted and scared and sad
Speaker 2: by that shit. So I've come full circle. You can
Speaker 2: get out of it too. If you're trapped.
Speaker 1: Love without Tragedy slash mother Berry by Rihanna. If you know,
Speaker 1: you know, and if you don't know, sorry, you're a
Speaker 1: fucking loser and you're probably gonna go to hell and
Speaker 1: you have no friends.
Speaker 2: I didn't know, not that talking.
Speaker 1: Come on, all right, my god, thank you guys for watching.
Speaker 2: You a little scream that you were doing.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: You have to.
Speaker 1: It's like my fake laugh. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: I can do it.
Speaker 2: They were so annoyed me literally laugh at sounds like
Speaker 2: us walking back to the car, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I made that one sound, and I just made a
Speaker 2: new sound. I just made a new sound, and I
Speaker 2: literally could not stop doing it ever since you.
Speaker 1: Didn't do it as good. We've red. We literally love
Speaker 1: going in public and like talking to each other and
Speaker 1: then I'll like one of us will do a fake
Speaker 1: laugh and be like like laugh do not.
Speaker 2: That's a relic, that's what they It sound like eight million.
Speaker 3: Of those a year.
Speaker 2: That'll be worth money one day. Trust me, you are delusion.
Speaker 2: I'll sign it right now and it'll sell for trouble
Speaker 2: the value. Yeah, sixteen dollars exactly. Who want to sign
Speaker 2: Star Wars sphear.
Speaker 3: Peptic Inflation is going to outpace you? Flipping this? What
Speaker 3: does that?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Inflation is gonna go.
Speaker 2: Oh you said fiction?
Speaker 1: No, okay, bye guys. Damn, that's a ship. That's a
Speaker 1: big fucking stinky poopy me taking.
Speaker 2: The biggest ship of my life today and having to
Speaker 2: announce it. It literally hurts. I was bottoming. I was.
Speaker 1: I was so scared of going.
Speaker 2: I know you were like, did you put the drops
Speaker 2: in the toilet?
Speaker 3: Say like you were?
Speaker 2: It literally did. And the craziest thing is I was
Speaker 2: sitting in my chair. I was sitting in my chair
Speaker 2: like just kind of chilling, and I felt like this sensation.
Speaker 2: I was like, what am I feeling right now? Like
Speaker 2: literally what is I felt this before? But I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is. And it was literally my brosta
Speaker 2: being freshed, my little Kaz. It was was hitting my prostate, okay,
Speaker 2: but