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Speaker 1: Megan Siege, don't fucking choush me because I'm gonna slop the

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Speaker 2: It was a reference to fucking Lord.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you.

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Speaker 2: I hit her. I hit her. It was a reference

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Speaker 2: to Lord. You know the Lord video.

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Speaker 1: I am Mama, this Josh, it's breathe.

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Speaker 2: No, this is okay, Lord, this is okay, Lord slander

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Speaker 2: because we are Lord's stamp. Yeah, I don't get a

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Speaker 2: twisted I am girl. That hurt my hand? Are you okay? No,

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Speaker 2: that didn't hurt my That hurt my hands so bad.

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Speaker 1: Because you're a little fucking bitch. And that's how you

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Speaker 1: know you would lose in a fight to me. So

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Speaker 1: it'll ever fucking step up to me because I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: beat the out of you.

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Speaker 2: It's because I have so much love for you, and

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Speaker 2: I would never ever do that to you. That I

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Speaker 2: know I would in a fight because I lay down immediately.

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Speaker 1: No, you're fucking competitive ass. You would try to beat

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Speaker 1: the ship.

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Speaker 2: Out of me and my competitive ass when you fought

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Speaker 2: me on an argument today that I.

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Speaker 1: Got seven kills in fortnight today, she did it. I

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Speaker 1: was killing it, but somebody had a tank, so they

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Speaker 1: murdered me. I followed my directions. I said, don't playing

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Speaker 1: my damn game. I am tapped in. I'm not listening

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Speaker 1: to you, bitches.

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Speaker 2: I said, don't go down that hill. Do not go

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Speaker 2: down that hill. And you went down the hill and

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Speaker 2: keep that.

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Speaker 3: It's seven good for you. It's like a lot for you.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen you play Fortnite, that's the funny thing.

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Speaker 1: No Fortnite, No bitches.

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Speaker 2: What do you have as white skin?

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 1: Ugly? And look at how it's looking, look at how

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Speaker 1: it is aging. I'm sorry, I know you look beautiful.

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Speaker 1: You're beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Ki in my passenger seat that I took to send

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Speaker 4: to a friend like the other day, and literally like

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Speaker 4: the person I said to was like, wow, Ky.

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Speaker 1: Looks beautiful in that.

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Speaker 3: Wait what.

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Speaker 1: You saw it? Because you were next to me and

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Speaker 1: at my phone to see the picture and you're like,

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Speaker 1: I look.

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Speaker 3: Good there really yeah, I must have blacked out from podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sorry I forgot. Let me on twist my legs because

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Speaker 2: I'm really insecure. Someone commented on my weird ass legs.

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Speaker 2: How I say, and.

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Speaker 1: That is balid because you sit like a fucking little

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Speaker 1: licorice like swirl.

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Speaker 2: You just call what was that.

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Speaker 1: Like a twizzler howler.

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Speaker 2: That's a new slur.

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Speaker 1: Calling you a licorice twirl.

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Speaker 2: I immediately went back.

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Speaker 1: I immediately it's really comfortable. No, it's nice, but it

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Speaker 2: That's that's why I said like that. That's why I

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Speaker 1: Pressure to your mom.

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Speaker 2: No, I am sitting like this, and I already have

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Speaker 2: really bowed legs, like when I walk, like my my

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Speaker 2: like fibula and what is it not femur, it's fibula.

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Speaker 2: Antibia are like literally like bowed out already. So when

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Speaker 2: can feel my bones been.

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Speaker 1: We were so mean as kids, like literally pointed because

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Speaker 2: No, that mean. I had a friend who had the

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Speaker 2: duck feet that went, wait is duck feet there's one

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Speaker 2: that goes in in one when you're duck footed.

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Speaker 1: No, duck footed is when you stand like.

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Speaker 2: Yes, his went in like this and he would.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to be duck footed because all the cute

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Speaker 2: You know, and sometimes in photos' just tweaked my feet

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Speaker 2: a little bit and because it's really cute, and I'm

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Speaker 2: just like, that's just cutesy. I don't look hee my socks.

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Speaker 1: Oh, no, motherfucker these are. No. Drew didn't have socks,

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Speaker 1: and he asked for myself.

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Speaker 2: I had socks, but I wore too many pairs, and

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Speaker 2: I wore a pair to sleep and if they felt

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Speaker 3: Wait, are those mid lowra sauce.

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Speaker 2: Bitch your mid lower sauce?

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Speaker 1: You are mid as fun?

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Speaker 2: No, yes they are, they are. And everybody in the

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Speaker 1: Buy them, No, you can't buy them. So we went

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Speaker 1: to Coachella.

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Speaker 2: That ship was fucking lit.

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Speaker 1: That it was mid mid city. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 2: Mid town, literally so ungrateful. It's insane. You can't that's one.

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Speaker 2: One thing about Enya is she can't like anything. No.

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Speaker 1: One thing about me is I'm to keep it real

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Speaker 1: and y'all are on fucking meth. That's why you're having fun.

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Speaker 1: Like that's one thing about me is I won't be

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Speaker 1: joining y'all doing meth. Like that's the thing about me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to do Molly so fucking bad. I

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Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna let loose. I'm like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: let loose like I did in high school and go

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know what it is. It's like I'm okay,

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Speaker 1: but you have to like agree with me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: being a belligerent hater. Literally, to everyone who I talked

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Speaker 1: Like I can see how it's fun for other people,

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Speaker 1: but for me, I just like genuinely didn't get that.

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Speaker 1: And that's okay, Like that's okay that it wasn't for me, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I just don't think it was

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Speaker 1: going to fucking hell and you're.

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Speaker 5: Gonna perish every single moment of your fucking afterlife. And

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Speaker 5: then when you pass away again, you will go deeper

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Speaker 5: into the pits of fucking hell and you will burn

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Speaker 5: a fire.

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Speaker 2: Girl, reincarnation is real.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your fucking reincarnation is gonna be a duck and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot it because I'm gonna be a home

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Speaker 1: for my next life.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I wasn't even trying to take attention. You just

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Speaker 2: took away attention from yourself.

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Speaker 3: M hm.

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Speaker 2: Fair It's true. You come on, keep going with the Coachell.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't saying anything you said that you didn't like.

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Speaker 1: Was I talking? I was literally not talking.

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Speaker 2: Fine, I loved Coachella.

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Speaker 1: Was lived. The thing is, Drew was miserable.

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Speaker 4: Like eight times, like eight times each day he had

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Speaker 4: a moment where he would just be silent and walking

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Speaker 2: Because I got called a slur one time.

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Speaker 1: No, after that, you weren't even face.

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Speaker 2: It was literally like what you're lying? Because I was depressed.

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Speaker 2: And then I got a shot in me and I

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Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I'm going to live my life.

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Speaker 2: Were they wrong?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: I guess know you were. But the times I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: of you throwing a fit, that's not when you throw

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Speaker 1: like a normal reaction to something that was like fucking

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Speaker 1: offensive and mean. But like I'm talking about, like I

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Speaker 2: The first instance was the Venmo for the oh for

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Speaker 2: the petty. That ship was a fucking nice.

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Speaker 1: The thing about Drew is what Drew will be is

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Speaker 2: That is what the one thing about me is, I

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Speaker 1: You won't be angry about minor inconvenience because we had

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Speaker 1: literally the nicest driver for those bikes you could take

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Speaker 1: Like I wasn't angry with the driver. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: let me finish. Like he wasn't like pressuring you, but

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Speaker 1: you put pressure on yourself to get like we didn't

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Speaker 1: have service and the driver was just fine. He was like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, like that's why I feel energy. He was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I usually tell people to do it like

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Speaker 2: He was allowed to tell me anything.

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Speaker 1: Ever, he was just standing there, wait I'm wrong.

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Speaker 4: And everybody was just silent waiting, and I think the

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Speaker 4: silence is what killed Drew. Drew literally was just like

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Speaker 4: oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, like to himself, No,

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Speaker 1: Ryan was like, oh, I'll try on my phone, and

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Speaker 1: like we were just like standing there and Drew just

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Speaker 2: Like I was like, I can't believe this is happy now.

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Speaker 1: He was like, this is literally the worst day of

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Speaker 1: my fucking life. That the thing about Jurisy's gonna say,

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Speaker 1: it's the worst day of his life.

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Speaker 2: Everything it does not get worse than the worst day

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Speaker 2: of my life. Every single day. Well, that's the thing is,

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Speaker 2: every single day is the worst day of my life.

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Speaker 2: If you live like that, the good days are better.

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Speaker 1: Dam bam. Didn't say anything, just now you literally live.

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Speaker 2: Your life like the worst. Live your life like every

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Speaker 2: day is the worst day of your life because it

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Speaker 2: can only go up from there. That is actually a bar.

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Speaker 2: That's like, live your life like it's last day. I

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Speaker 2: do not agree with that, not for a split second.

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Speaker 1: Is that because the thing is that saying doesn't make

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Speaker 1: sense because if it was my last day, I would

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Speaker 1: literally just kill myself.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, I'm sorry. You feel like that we can

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Speaker 2: get through this. We can get through.

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Speaker 1: This, We could get through this.

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Speaker 2: This is our new handshade. The thing is, while we

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Speaker 6: See no, but that's because Kai swear somebody wants to

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Speaker 2: And yeah, Kai, I give you permission, go ahead, explain it.

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Speaker 1: Hostile write a fucking book about it.

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Speaker 2: I might have to.

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Speaker 3: I'm so affectionate and nice to you.

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Speaker 2: It's true, and however, it is a hostile winch.

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Speaker 1: I am the only person this psychopath grounded in reality.

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Speaker 2: It texted me today and you texted me and it

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Speaker 2: and I was like, why did you say that about me?

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Speaker 2: Like I don't know what I did. And then she

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Speaker 2: And then like we were kind of just like Drew's insane.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, Like people talk about me. I'm used to it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, coach, I've ever heard of it?

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Speaker 1: Oh bed one place ever? And I have to keep

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Speaker 1: the fucking mementos.

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Speaker 2: No, see. One thing about me is I will keep

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Speaker 1: I say that, like I don't keep every fucking like

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Speaker 1: pass or ticket.

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Speaker 2: I thought Clara sticker on my wall.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have that. I have that one, the Tyler one,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, this is a cute memento. Wait,

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Speaker 2: isn't there a movie called Memento?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Cool, I'm just flexing my like damn shoulder, like I

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Speaker 2: know for a sweet second, someone was like, Okay, he

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Speaker 2: looks good right now. I know that for a fact.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's the way I'm sexy.

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Speaker 1: Out of that many people, there is the chance of

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Speaker 2: If there were thirty two thousand people, Like, I'm not

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Speaker 2: even joking, I genuinely there are thirty two thousand people

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Speaker 2: think people have jerked off to me, like at least

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Speaker 7: You actually that you are actually you are like ligerally delusional.

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Speaker 1: Right now, thirty there are there.

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Speaker 2: Are people watching this right now where they're like kind

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Speaker 2: of embarrassed and like, oh my god, I shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: I think you think you were Timothy Challamey, Like I

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Speaker 1: Simothy Chellamy.

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Speaker 2: No, Timothy Challa May is ugliest shit except for in Dune.

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Speaker 2: He'll get that pass me. I'm you can't talk, okay.

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Speaker 1: The thing is you can't just say things about our

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Speaker 2: He knows that, like we're still friends, Like I can

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Speaker 2: like Kai is sexy and we're still friends.

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Speaker 1: You think Kay is sex seeing Timothy child is ugly? Yes,

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Speaker 1: they're really different.

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Speaker 2: That is actually a genuine like high to me is

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Speaker 2: more attractive than Timothy. No way, I swear to God everything.

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Speaker 3: Can we pause for a second.

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Speaker 1: Why are you going to cream? We're gonna hear his

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Speaker 2: Pulsing is pulsing.

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Speaker 1: My member is literally fucking thumping, blushing, blush.

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Speaker 2: I know that's what I was like, Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 2: I do to people, like making it about myself. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But I mean, like me, why why would I

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Speaker 2: That's okay, And you had a miserable coach child that experience, no, Okay.

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Speaker 1: The thing is what's annoying is like I did didn't

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Speaker 1: we want to see Like literally, people were telling me

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Speaker 1: and I'm like fucking grinning from ear to ear every

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Speaker 1: my fucking ass and down my throat, which is like

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Speaker 1: what dust, what did I say?

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Speaker 2: How the fuck are you gonna shoot lungs out?

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about organs up my ass and down

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Speaker 3: Like, fuck it up, there's nothing I love more than

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Speaker 1: And I know you're like, all know why that you

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Speaker 2: All girls should just smile more, like you'd be more pretty.

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Speaker 2: You'd be way more pretty if you smile more and

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Speaker 2: wear don't wear makeup.

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Speaker 2: Actually was real guy, he just said he was like, actually,

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Speaker 3: Was girl, you look so much better without makeup. Also,

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Speaker 2: And you should like twirk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you should wear shorts.

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Speaker 1: You should wear like a skirt, like so when you twerk,

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I was literally grinding my fucking butt on you.

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Speaker 2: I know, me and you were grinding like we've never

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Speaker 1: Ryan, Yeah, we were all like on one. But it

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Speaker 1: I went and I felt like I had to like

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Speaker 2: But that's kind of what it is. I feel it.

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Speaker 1: Which that was my downfall is wanting to have a

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Speaker 2: True. True, I mean for me, that shit was a

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Speaker 1: Drew did have fun.

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Speaker 2: I had fun, although there were moments where like I

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Speaker 2: then you have a fucking blast and you walk through

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Speaker 2: all about this, but I was like, literally, oh, we

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00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,600
Speaker 2: both literally had.

442
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,400
Speaker 1: The same moment where we were like, holy shit.

443
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,320
Speaker 2: I had tears welling in my eyes, where I was like, damn,

444
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,640
Speaker 2: like we're all in this shit together, like even though

445
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,800
Speaker 2: the world's ending in three years, like we're still gonna

446
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,200
Speaker 2: have fun.

447
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,199
Speaker 1: No. It was that was like but I it was

448
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,440
Speaker 1: sweet but also scared me because I was like, oh

449
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 1: my god. When we were walking out of that crowd,

450
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,520
Speaker 1: it was just like bright lights on people's faces, so

451
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,360
Speaker 1: I was really seeing everyone's face and everyone was looking

452
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,080
Speaker 1: at me because I was just walking towards, like through them,

453
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,840
Speaker 1: so obviously they were just gonna look at the person

454
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,639
Speaker 1: walking past them, so I was just making eye contact.

455
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,879
Speaker 1: I think I made eye contact within the span of

456
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,679
Speaker 1: two minutes with two hundred fucking humans, and that actually

457
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 1: freaked me out because then again, like we were saying

458
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,600
Speaker 1: on the last episode, I'm like, oh my god, like

459
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,760
Speaker 1: people like humans are like it's humans watching this. Like

460
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like to think I'm self aware where

461
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,159
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, yeah, everybody on the Internet is like

462
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,920
Speaker 1: an individual with their own life, but it's very easy,

463
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,840
Speaker 1: especially in the past three years, when like you're inter

464
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,640
Speaker 1: actions with human has like been cut down so much

465
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,399
Speaker 1: to what it used to be. Like physically being in

466
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,119
Speaker 1: that space and like seeing all these people and I

467
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,600
Speaker 1: was like, holy shit, every number on the internet is

468
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 1: like a there's a real person behind that number, and

469
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 1: that is so fucking scary. And that was like actually

470
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,880
Speaker 1: freaking me out. And then I was like, oh my god,

471
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: there's so many people here, Like there's two hundred and

472
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 1: fifty thousand people here right now in this plot of land,

473
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 1: and that is so fucking insane, and it was actually

474
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,880
Speaker 1: greeting me out. Also, I got high, and I think

475
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,239
Speaker 1: it just made me sleepy, so I was like I

476
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 1: want to go day down. Yeah, I just like I

477
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,919
Speaker 1: literally like the pictures I posted on ig like I

478
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 1: genuinely was about to take anap and then I was

479
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: cracking up and I was like, this is so funny.

480
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,359
Speaker 1: I'm like at Coachella right now, like laying on the

481
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 1: ground like begging to go to sleep.

482
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

483
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 2: My favorite sets of Coachella were, in no specific order,

484
00:21:53,400 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: Baby Keen spiritualized Caroline pull a check. That bitch can

485
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 2: yodel like she can sing, she can perform in all

486
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 2: of her like hand movements and gestures. I was like, oh, like,

487
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 2: not only are you like an incredible live singer, but

488
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 2: like you like know how to move your body, which

489
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 2: like is just really surprising to me when anybody can

490
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 2: do it, because I literally can't. Oh you move your

491
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 2: body yeah, like in bed with you? Yeah, like that's

492
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 2: the thing.

493
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

494
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed the last bit of Flume set. That

495
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 2: was like a really like a full circle moment for me.

496
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, wow, like this is this is

497
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 2: really big for me right now? Who else did we see?

498
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,159
Speaker 2: We saw? I saw Harry Styles, and like leading up

499
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 2: to Harry Styles, I was like, this shit's gonna be boring,

500
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 2: Like I'm not gonna enjoy Harry Styles, like I don't

501
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 2: even know any of his music. And then I was

502
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 2: with Kai and our buddy Ramez, and I literally knew

503
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 2: the lyrics to every fucking song and I was just

504
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 2: like dancing the entire time I'm in there, Like I thought,

505
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 2: you didn't know who the fuck Harry Styles was, and

506
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't realize I knew every song

507
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 2: and I am enjoying the fuck that man put on

508
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,959
Speaker 2: a performance. No, that man turned it out.

509
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,199
Speaker 1: He was like, you know what I'm gonna do is

510
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 1: tap into Prince and David Bowie, but I'm gonna like Stepen.

511
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just likes the service.

512
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna That was another show where I

513
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: was like, holy shit, this is one of those things

514
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: that in ten years some kids gonna be looking at

515
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: the video, or like twenty years, some kids gonna be

516
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 1: looking at a video and be like, oh my god,

517
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 1: I wish I was there, and I was like, I'm here,

518
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: So yeah, there, of course there were moments where I

519
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: was enjoying myself, but I think in general, I also

520
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: just don't want it to come off as insaning ungrateful,

521
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: like obviously I'm very, very like satisfied and grateful for

522
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 1: the fact that I got to go. I was given

523
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: a ticket, Like I got to be there. That's awesome.

524
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: I think, like would I go back maybe not? Like yeah,

525
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: I just think there were like enough cons of it

526
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: that I was like, like, this is the best for me.

527
00:23:55,359 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: But Harry Styles was so fucking it. I was also like,

528
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 1: if you know me, I was a directioner. Like also

529
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 1: worst fan name ever. Like I'm sorry, like we have

530
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: to go back and talk about that direction er.

531
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 3: Like it should be directionals or erectioner or erection boners.

532
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 1: What was that first one? You said you're trying to

533
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 1: like you're trying to like jump off.

534
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 3: Of Drew's ideas from directions.

535
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: No, you said directioners directionals? Yeah that was bad.

536
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 3: What are sentinels sentinels?

537
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like a character in a movie.

538
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: Like Army, Bitch Army that is crazy like that. Yeah,

539
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: like okay, the barbs the directioners like cool name, like

540
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: but whatever. Nonetheless, I was one tatted on my back orientators.

541
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: We're not criticizing the fan base.

542
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: Please wait.

543
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: Fuck literally, Frankie Gronde was dancing with Anita.

544
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:18,199
Speaker 2: That got to Coachella, and I was like, oh, like

545
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 2: maybe this was a mistake. Because we saw spiritualized and

546
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 2: I was like turning up. I was like having a

547
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 2: blast and spiritualized like Latin loose. And then we walked

548
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: out and we were kind of just chilling eating and

549
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: like then we walked across the field to main stage

550
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 2: because that's where the Yeah, we were VIP like we

551
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 2: were VIP, like of course we were VIP, like we

552
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 2: had to be VIP. I genuinely thought the camera wasn't

553
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 2: recording and I had to check myself before I said

554
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 2: it because I know, like if like a liar. Wait,

555
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 2: there was someone that I lied to recently. No, there

556
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 2: was someone that I lied to and oh and I

557
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 2: was like sorry, like he, I can't even I can't

558
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: say it, but you know what I'm talking about. When

559
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 2: I was being messy as fuck? Oh yeah, and then

560
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 2: I was like sorry, like he basically let me get

561
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: into this. Basically I was being super fucking messy with

562
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 2: this person, but like not off the topic, not.

563
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: Really like the other topic is gone, like long gone.

564
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 2: I walked across the field, saw what is it Anita

565
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 2: on this stage, main stage.

566
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: Let's get into this.

567
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 7: So I was being messy and then he and then

568
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 7: I walked across them from the main fields into the stage.

569
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 2: I'm trying to course correct seamlessly.

570
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: But oh yeah.

571
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 6: We we were going back to the VIP section and

572
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 6: we saw someone I need to hit after that.

573
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: And we saw Anita performing. Oh my god, I wish

574
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: I could dance like that, Like I think I'm somebody

575
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: who could dance, but like I cannot get like you.

576
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: I think you would have to Like No, I I

577
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: just don't think I can dance like that, Like that

578
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 1: is fucking crazy. Also, don't like that. Let me try

579
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: to shake my ass like that.

580
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 2: Oh I dare I can't dance like that. I just

581
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 2: like choose not to.

582
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 7: Why.

583
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 2: I just don't want to embarrass the other girls.

584
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice anyway, we saw.

585
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 2: That better than a girl embarrassing.

586
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: Are you trying to say that's like what women should

587
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: be good at? Because that's oh I'm just making sure

588
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: I love women anyway. But yeah, we like saw her

589
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: performing and that was fucking insane. Also a group that

590
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: was like so good. That was fucking awesome.

591
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

592
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 1: I loved Caroline polo Check. I loved Spiritualized was like good,

593
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 1: Like that was like because it was in that room.

594
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: I was like standing still watching because I literally was.

595
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 2: Like in awe, Like yeah, I love.

596
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,719
Speaker 1: Just like sometimes I am that bit who just stands

597
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: because I'm literally like, holy shit, this is a band

598
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: of like ten plus people, and I just have to

599
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: give a minute to like stare at every person and

600
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: like see how.

601
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 2: They're control, like just standing there. At one point where

602
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 2: I was dancing and I was like, I can literally

603
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 2: feel the music like vibrating through the ground to my feet.

604
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: I felt it in my chest. It felt so good.

605
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 2: I was about to go like actually insane and say

606
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: some really crazy shit. But like vibrations, like literal vibrations,

607
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,959
Speaker 2: they're like everything. Yeah, like genuinely they're everything.

608
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: No, literally, that's like the best part about it.

609
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: Vibrations are literally everything.

610
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: Me when my room turns into a barber shop at night,

611
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: Vibrations are everything.

612
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 2: I literally sometimes lay on the floor by your door

613
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 2: when you're doing that, and.

614
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: I wish I could tell the story of me scaring

615
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: the fuck out of you and cut.

616
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 2: I mean, you can if you want to.

617
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: No, I can't. I can't.

618
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 2: She was basically faking like she was literally using her vibrator.

619
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 2: It was like the craziest vibe ever.

620
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: They wouldn't leave. Next, my room is, as you know,

621
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: the living room.

622
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 2: They don't know.

623
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: My room is what was supposed to be the living room,

624
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: and what's separating it is glass door and then I

625
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: have like soundproof curtains, but like you can still hear

626
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: everything in the living room and vice versa. So like,

627
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: if I'm trying to do my business, bitches need to

628
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: leave the living room because you will hear it.

629
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 2: It was it was when I am, and it was

630
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: business hours.

631
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. And I let them know. That's the

632
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: funny thing is they had just come back from the

633
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: Blade concert and I was like, the thing is, yeah,

634
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: and we.

635
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 3: Were watching like SpongeBob theory videos.

636
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 2: SpongeBob Theory videos, and I heard there definitely.

637
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: I heard them meaning like you're definitely squot word and

638
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: I was like, no, they need to go. I was

639
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: like no, and now they need to go because they're

640
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: seriously out there naming each other as SpongeBob characters. And

641
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: I had told them before I got my room. I

642
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: was like, listen, I am trying to commit an act

643
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: of self care. You either leave or I continue. And

644
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: I and I told you all that, like I think

645
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: you were in the shower when that was happening, but

646
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: I told Jester and Ky that nobody heeded my warning.

647
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting in my room and it's been thirty

648
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: minutes me listening to these bitches talk about fucking SpongeBob.

649
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: And laughing our asses off, and I literally and then.

650
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: I texted them and I was like, hey, can you

651
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: guys keep it down, thinking that would get them to

652
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: fucking leave. Not a single person left.

653
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 2: So I don't see my text until after, and I

654
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: was horrified.

655
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: Oh So then I went to like girl moaning on

656
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: Spotify and I connected it to my home pod, which

657
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: is right next to that door, and I started playing

658
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: like moaning sounds like kind of low, and then like

659
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: starting and stopping it, and like they started to like

660
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: hear it, so I heard them like kind of silence

661
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: more down. And then I was like, I'm literally gonna

662
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: start like moving around on the bed to make it

663
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: sound like there's like friction happening on my bed and

664
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: like things are happening in my room. And I just

665
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: kept doing that, and then I like put the vibrator

666
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: on my cabinet next to the door, which I don't

667
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: think that added anything to it, but like I literally

668
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: was just like making a commotion in my room and

669
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: all I heard was Drew like get up.

670
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: And he was like I was like absolutely not. I

671
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: was like I know this is happening right now, Absolutely not.

672
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 3: And we were we were sitting on the couch and then.

673
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: Also Jesster had left, like.

674
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 3: I before they left, we were like sitting on the

675
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 3: couch and we were like, oh, this is like a joke. Whatever,

676
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 3: just keep watching these SpongeBob videos. And then it got

677
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 3: louder and the energy shifter. We were like, I actually

678
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 3: don't know if this is a joke. And I've never

679
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 3: seen some Jester stood up and like just walked out

680
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: of the apartment.

681
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: So fast. They left, like I've never seen someone leave

682
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 2: this house quicker. And when they left, me and kind

683
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 2: of stuck on the couch, we stuck around and we

684
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: were like we were like we want to hear, yeah,

685
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: we want to hear what's going down in there, like

686
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 2: of course.

687
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 3: Because we were like we're skeptical. But I don't know.

688
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 3: I remember like my heart.

689
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 2: Was like yeah, no, I was so embarrassed. I was

690
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 2: like embarrassed. I was like, oh, like no, please, don't

691
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: do this. Right now, and you please. And then it

692
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 2: got really loud and I was like it was like

693
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 2: actually genuinely impossible to distinguish like reality from like jokes.

694
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, like this is real,

695
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: and like fight or flight kicked in and I ran

696
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: away and me and Ki ran away, just.

697
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 3: Ran physically as far as we could.

698
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: But before not before being like, oh hell no, Like

699
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: I just got so mad.

700
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 2: I was like absolutely not fucking hell oh yeah, because.

701
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: He said that, but I didn't stop, Like I didn't

702
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: stop like the noises, because I was like if I

703
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: stop and start laughing, they'll know. So I just like

704
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: kept to go because no you were like are you serious,

705
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: Like that's what you said at first, and then I

706
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: stopped it for a second and then a second passed

707
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm gonna like keep it playing,

708
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: and then I kept it playing, and then Drew was

709
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: like hell no, and like went to walk across the

710
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: house and then I came out and I was cracking

711
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: up and I was like I literally just got the

712
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: fuck out of you. Guys.

713
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 2: I wish you could have felt like the fear anxiety.

714
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: I came because I don't want anybody I don't want

715
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: anybody to be like, that's actually so fucked up to do.

716
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: No, it was, it was. It was actually fucking hilarious.

717
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 2: It was like the funniest thing. It's like happened to me,

718
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 2: and like I was dying. I was dying.

719
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: The thing is I told y'all to fuckingly. I will

720
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: say the second y'all left, business was had business was.

721
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 4: Any the zoom wings were sent out, business was the

722
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 4: toast curls stiff.

723
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 2: Is a board a board like.

724
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: It's gone down and it didn't go down. But yeah,

725
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: that was a little prank I played on my on

726
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: my friends. I literally still have a told Jester like

727
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: I probably should because Jesster is probably just out there

728
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: like with the thought that they've heard me like beating

729
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: my wing.

730
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 2: Beating your wing wing bought.

731
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was my story. I was going to

732
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: say something really important I forgot like right after this.

733
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 2: My important thing that I've been wanting to say is

734
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: technology can smell here. Oh yeah, it literally can smell here.

735
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 2: Like I genuine believe that, Like when there's like a

736
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 2: moment when you really need something to work, like you

737
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 2: need your computer to work, you need your especially printer,

738
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 2: if you need your printer to work, and like when.

739
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: You have to put your essay in the morning before.

740
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 2: School, dead ass, dead ass technology can actually smell you, bitch.

741
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 2: Where's my treat? Oh my god, waiting for a tree.

742
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,240
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for a treat, bro, looking for a treat.

743
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: Me the entire Coachella, looking for Mollie that I wasn't

744
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 2: gonna take you.

745
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: No, you at the museum, harassing that for that poor

746
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: fucking worker, being like, can I get a treat? Like

747
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: they were giving out free cookies and tea, and Drew

748
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I want to treat you.

749
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 2: Make it sound like it's intentional. It was like none

750
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 2: of its intentions. A fucking monster on accident. I'm getting

751
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 2: texted again. Sorry. Sorry.

752
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,919
Speaker 1: We need to start to rumor that I am nepotism baby, Yeah,

753
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: like we need to start the rumor that, like I

754
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: come from crazy.

755
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 3: That rumor is literally started about me. Really, and the

756
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 3: the YouTube comments the new comment is kai as an

757
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 3: industry planting. And I don't understand. I don't even fully understand.

758
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: I know, because you literally popped about it nowhere.

759
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 2: You popped about of nowhere. How are you in our life?

760
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 3: You know?

761
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: But no. Now I have questions, how the fuck did

762
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: you get here? Sneaky, but you're a fucking master child.

763
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. Kai is here because

764
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 2: we love him.

765
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 3: Yes, period. Also, my dad owns YouTube.

766
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: Them ship just supposed to be about me.

767
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 3: Okay, we need to shift this theory onto you.

768
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we should start that. I need like, you

769
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: know that ed it's like people make of nepotism babies,

770
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: and it's like, if I was like born again, I

771
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: would want to be born. It's like this and it's

772
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: nepotism babies start out of me into those edits, and

773
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm just like people will be like, I'm fuse. But

774
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: the thing is, I feel like people will look at

775
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: my last name and be like, now you're just lying.

776
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: Now you're just lying.

777
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:06,240
Speaker 3: That's true.

778
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 1: But let's start that rumor.

779
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 2: Wait, you know what we should start for me, like

780
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 2: the rumor that I'm a nepotism Maybe.

781
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 3: Wait, that's a good idea.

782
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 2: I'm thinking we should start that.

783
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: We just start to rumor that you're probably gonna get

784
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: jumped in the next three days when you're at least

785
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: expecting it by a group of strangers who you've never

786
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: seen before. And then you're gonna come to me and

787
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I was jump and I'm

788
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh my god, what the fuck? By who?

789
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: And you're gonna be like, I have no idea. They

790
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: were all wearing masks, and then you're going to see

791
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: that I why are somebody three thousand.

792
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 3: Dollars dollars for all that?

793
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 1: Well, it's a group of like eight people.

794
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 3: It's really hard rate for all of that effort.

795
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I have to actually.

796
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 3: Has deals them.

797
00:36:49,800 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 2: She has deals, honestly, fair heard of Coach? Have you

798
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 2: all heard of that? I'm selling my vi P bracelet

799
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:12,720
Speaker 2: for a weekend two. It won't get you into the festival,

800
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 2: so you have to have general mission. But if you

801
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 2: use this.

802
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 1: I think they changed the colors through.

803
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 3: I think my favorite part of Coach was like we

804
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 3: would all be out there and I'd be like, I'm

805
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 3: just gonna pop into the artists section really quick.

806
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: I forgought you were there. That's I forgot he was there.

807
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: You were there?

808
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 3: I was yeah, and yeah I was there.

809
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 2: That was the most annoying thing ever was Kai had

810
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 2: better wristbands than us. Somehow he is an industry plant.

811
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 2: I was talking about it because.

812
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 3: He's a no.

813
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: I gets thrown around.

814
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 3: Hella ran through.

815
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 2: Oh I need to show them this.

816
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,439
Speaker 1: You don't though.

817
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 3: Star Wars listening on Spotify.

818
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 2: Star Wars Coca Cola bottle for those listening on Spotify,

819
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 2: it's a sphere I love.

820
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna enter my Disney don't. Oh yeah, a loose

821
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 1: It is so expensive though, that is an expensive like bitch.

822
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: I used to make fun of Disney adults. Oh, you

823
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: bitches have money though. That's one thing I can't make

824
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: fun of is like you have the money and you

825
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: have the time.

826
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 2: I'm jealous of Disney adults. I'm like, y'all are so

827
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 2: fucking happy.

828
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 3: I know, it's such nice bathrooms in the artists area.

829
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 3: It's like super clean, And.

830
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 2: Is there a way to im like his fucking mic.

831
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 3: No, it's fun I'll stop mentioning it, kayle.

832
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: What's funny is you forget you were replaced?

833
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 2: And it is I would be like like genuinely like

834
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 2: being like no, like come with me, like we can

835
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 2: go over here, like come to this section at the

836
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 2: one Hunters performance. And I went over there and I

837
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 2: literally couldn't get in and it was the most humiliating

838
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 2: moment of my life. For once, Kay had power over me,

839
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 2: And the craziest thing is he did not abuse that power.

840
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 3: No, not once. If I had that, I would, I know,

841
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 3: you'd be dangling your thing, like walking in and out of.

842
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, come on, come on, Oh you

843
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: don't have this pass like sorry, you want me to

844
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 2: go with you, I'm gonna chill back here.

845
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was so nice and chill m hmm the

846
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 3: whole time.

847
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: Again, I don't even remember you thing that like you

848
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: just Blend.

849
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 3: I have photos of us hanging out you Blend.

850
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: Maybe Blend does the thing about kid No way.

851
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 2: The Kardashian Oh.

852
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: Big fan, big fan, Big fans here, big fans here.

853
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 2: I love the Kardashians. The first episode of the new season,

854
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 2: I was fully into the show. Yeah, I was good,

855
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 2: so into it. It was so fucking good. I like,

856
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 2: without spoiling anything for those who haven't watched it, literally

857
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 2: just like actual moguls. Like it's actually inspiring at some

858
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,919
Speaker 2: point where I'm like, oh damn, I want to be y'all,

859
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 2: Like y'all are so good at what you do. Y'all

860
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 2: all have like your own businesses, like y'all have it all,

861
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 2: like it feels like you'll have it figured out, even

862
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 2: though like I know they don't. But like I'm just

863
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 2: like I love the Kardashians, and Kardashian that's my girl.

864
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 2: That's my bias. That is for sure. That's my bias.

865
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: My bias is her or Courtney or.

866
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 2: Honestly Courtney's Courtney's funny.

867
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Courtney.

868
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: She's hilarious.

869
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: Maybe even Chloe, Like I think Chloe gets like a

870
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 1: lot of like hate, but.

871
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 2: Like, no, Chloe is hilarious. Chloe when she was talking

872
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 2: about her vagina being huge, I was like, see that's me.

873
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: That's the recognition we need big fat coochiese.

874
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 2: I was like, I love you for that.

875
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: But yeah, I never watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians,

876
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: so this is my first introduction. It was again freaking

877
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 1: me out because I was like, oh my god, these

878
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: like of course, I know they're real people, but like

879
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: I've said it before in an episode, like I know

880
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: Kylie Chenner is real, but if I saw her in

881
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: real life, I would just be like, Damn, that's a

882
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: crazy hologram. Like I would be like that is so

883
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: crazy that like three d Renders running.

884
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: Around reanimated her. I love when Josiah says, we need

885
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: to reanimate Michael Jackson, Like that's the funniest thing.

886
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 3: I like.

887
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 2: Reanimating someone is so like such a hilarious idea to me,

888
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 2: like literally the funniest.

889
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: No, Actually, why haven't they done like the Michael Jackson

890
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: hologram at Coachella because that, Oh, I'd go back. I

891
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: would go back for the for the delusion of seeing

892
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson in live.

893
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 2: I know he's like not a good person.

894
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: I never watched Keeping Up with the Kardashian so this

895
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: is my first introduction to them. And yeah, I'm I

896
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: can say they make good fucking TV. Their producers literally

897
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: like so good. Like they they make a good show.

898
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: And that's it. That's all I have to give to

899
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: the world. Don't ask it. Oh, we need to figure

900
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: something out about like shaving your butthole. We got to

901
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: figure something out, like why are we this far in

902
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 1: our I guess because technically, as a human you shouldn't

903
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: be shaving your fucking asshole. But like and itchy, but

904
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 1: is a small price to pay for being the sexiest person.

905
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: It's yeah, here I go, getting my one whole lasered.

906
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 2: Well, you're one hole, I think, Yeah, just about love hair.

907
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 3: Body hair. I want to get my ass lasered.

908
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: Genuinely, Yes, why I love my hairy ass really genuinely,

909
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 2: It's like one of my best features.

910
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 3: I have a bad relationship with the hair.

911
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: I I don't I don't believe in being hairless. But like, no,

912
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't know that. I guess I

913
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 1: don't know that I care about my butthole. But the

914
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: fact that it is seen is very That's a daunting

915
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: reality to me.

916
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: Like it looks back. Your butthole looks back.

917
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, like literally, like she's she's my butthole is seeing

918
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: things that I will never see. So maybe I should

919
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: be grateful for her. She is literally seeing things I

920
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: will never see. Think about that, Wow, that's really deep.

921
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: Like I will never have my face that deep into

922
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: a toilet she has, she has been in there.

923
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a swirly eat you a lesson.

924
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 2: I'm a bully.

925
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: Have you been beat up before?

926
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 7: Um?

927
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 2: No, but I've been called slurs before.

928
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: No, not the same. You gotta get beat up girl.

929
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: We got to get you a good beating. We gotta

930
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: get you beat up.

931
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 2: I think I like, I'm like, I play with it

932
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 2: in my head sometimes where I'm like, would I be

933
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: a better person if I actually got my hand?

934
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: No, because you would never shut the fuck up, Like it.

935
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: Would actually make me worse, Like it would make me

936
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 2: I would hop on this.

937
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 1: Some complex would literally skyrocket. You'd be like, oh my god,

938
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: I've experienced death brutality.

939
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 2: Like I would hop on this podcast and not shut

940
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 2: up about it. It would become like a part of

941
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 2: my personality, like genuinely, Yeah, So.

942
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: I eradicate the thing I said. Eradicate. We need some eradicating.

943
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: Eradicate James Charless, Oh my.

944
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 2: God, oh god, oh my god, BBL, I know, BBL.

945
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: Eradicate James Charles, bbl. Eradicate it, take it away.

946
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 2: What else on the docket today? Oh, bitch, my coach

947
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 2: hella fits. Why is no one talking about that?

948
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 3: Why is no one talking about the fact that I

949
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 3: addressed to you for coach?

950
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 2: Why why every time that you talk that, my body

951
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 2: it freezes and it like hurts me.

952
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 3: Oh your body it's all hard and stiff when I

953
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 3: when I talk to you, like.

954
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 2: Oh, ol ship, holy ship. Outfits were a serve.

955
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 3: I was about the body me and you cut her off.

956
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 3: I don't know what she was gonna say.

957
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I was going to say.

958
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: You know what so fucked up is when I say

959
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: I mean things.

960
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 3: You guys, you went into like full intuition.

961
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: It's like in my blood. It's like in my like

962
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 1: I was like.

963
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 3: Arch, you're going to destroy me.

964
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: It's the same part of my brain that turns on

965
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: when I play Fortnite. It's like that's the part time

966
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,439
Speaker 1: I can talk to you. Look at that big ass

967
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: mouth on the window behind you.

968
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 2: Huh oh ship. I literally hate moths. I love, I

969
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 2: love They're so the nasty gray ones are discussing there's

970
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: really want to say, yeah, the the pink ones serve

971
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 2: the house, like the green ones serve the house, but

972
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 2: like the gray little they disgusting, stinky, fucking moss that

973
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 2: like when you touch, they like leave their powder everywhere.

974
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 2: It's like, like, actually, you need to die.

975
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: There was rotten lemons on the top of the fridge,

976
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: and when I picked it up, like a bunch of

977
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: like powder molds followed, and I threw it into trash

978
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: can and a plum a mold went into my nose,

979
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 1: so I probably will die.

980
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 2: In the next two days. No, that's like probably penicillin.

981
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna kill me.

982
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 2: That sounds sounds good.

983
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: That sounds like something's probably kill me.

984
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 2: You oded on penicillin.

985
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: I odid on penis fillin.

986
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 2: Damn that a that actually a holy shita?

987
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: What was that?

988
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 3: Like?

989
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: Literally? What was that? Your job is to sit and

990
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: listen and look at you, my coach she fits?

991
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 2: Come on like, compliment me. Damn, I've been begging for

992
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,479
Speaker 2: this compliment for thirty minutes. My first fit I wore

993
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 2: flashing on.

994
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: You were styled.

995
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 2: I was not styled. I picked out the I picked

996
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 2: out the clothes by myself.

997
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 3: You didn't.

998
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 2: I sent you there and I said pick out this

999
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: and this.

1000
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 3: No, I went I sourced the clothes.

1001
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I wouldn't say. He was sad about you?

1002
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: Don't you were? I was not.

1003
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 2: The second day. I was styled the second day. Second day, Scott.

1004
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: Styler not shocking off a white man trying to take

1005
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: some And I wore a literal moomoo.

1006
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 2: I wore a moo moo day two and I frolicked

1007
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 2: around in those fields in that Movemo answered the video.

1008
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: This is this, guys, this is why we have to

1009
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: kill toxic masculinity.

1010
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 2: Exactly exact. I felt like Harry's styles running through those fields.

1011
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: Okay, take it back, running back cut that. Don't ever

1012
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: say that about yourself ever again.

1013
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 2: I literally sometimes I just feel like I look like

1014
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 2: Harry styles, like I give Harry styles like I'm sexy.

1015
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you give Harry styles. Nightmare, motherfucker.

1016
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, I like him sexy. I'm like charismadic.

1017
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 2: I'm fun. I frolic around on stage. I sing my

1018
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 2: little songs and do my little dances. Come on, go Chella.

1019
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 2: Sixteen more minutes of dancing.

1020
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,479
Speaker 1: It was twelve, it was twelve.

1021
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 2: He said sixteen.

1022
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: He said twelve. I know one of you freaks fucking notes.

1023
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: He said twelve.

1024
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: Watch he said sixteen, and then maybe he said tough sometimes.

1025
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,439
Speaker 2: Come on, give me your hands. This is a serious moment.

1026
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 2: Come on, we can both be right?

1027
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: How will we both be right?

1028
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 2: When he said that sentence, because he said it twice,

1029
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 2: he said sixteen and twelve. This is something I have

1030
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,240
Speaker 2: to learn about myself too, that I can be wrong sometimes,

1031
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 2: but I can also be right with you together we

1032
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 2: can be wrong together.

1033
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: Are you looking it up?

1034
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 7: Carr?

1035
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: H yeah, no, you're just using your phone while you're doing.

1036
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: Your come because he said six we have sixteen minutes,

1037
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 2: sixteen minutes of dancing, and I was like, oh, he

1038
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 2: only has sixteen minutes left in his set.

1039
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: He said, it's an eighty minute set. And then he said,

1040
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: we have twelve more.

1041
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 3: Minutes of dancing.

1042
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 2: I will shave. I will shave my ass if I'm wrong.

1043
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 2: That does nothing for my life, but it does so much.

1044
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 3: For Oh, it's twelve minutes.

1045
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 2: Okay, you just want me to have a hair hairless ass.

1046
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 2: I you just want me to have a hairless ass.

1047
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 3: Look at it and doing my job. I'm looking it

1048
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 3: up and it says twelve minutes, was said by Harry

1049
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 3: Styles like each other.

1050
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: Why where would it say that?

1051
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 7: Like?

1052
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 2: Why would that be in? Right?

1053
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 3: It is? And you guys so fucking dumb. And I

1054
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:58,240
Speaker 3: prove that what I said is true. Okay. Elsewhere Harry

1055
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 3: was his typical playful We've got twelve minutes dot dot dot,

1056
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 3: he said about forty minutes into his set. As the

1057
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 3: ground began to moan and protests of dancing, he continued,

1058
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 3: I may be quick at some things, but this is

1059
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 3: not one of them, he said.

1060
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 2: But he said sixteen minutes before that, no sweat.

1061
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 3: At the very beginning of that, every minute he would

1062
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 3: make a new announcement of the amount of dancing that

1063
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 3: had to be done.

1064
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 2: I can't be wrong.

1065
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: It's funny how two minutes ago you were saying that

1066
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: you could. You can't be wrong. Women are always right.

1067
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 1: Men are fucking stupid, They're so silence. Yeah, yeah, swallow

1068
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: it because I know you can, because I know you do. Slut.

1069
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: Slut a.

1070
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 2: Poor slut.

1071
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: You're going to hell. You need some self respect. Are

1072
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: you good now?

1073
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 2: I'm good?

1074
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just needed a moment. Yeah, okay.

1075
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 2: I was trying to think of like, oh, like this

1076
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 2: is what blank feels like?

1077
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: Like you like, that's not something you needed to express.

1078
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: What we tried anything else?

1079
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 2: Nope?

1080
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 3: Literally no.

1081
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 2: When who said no?

1082
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 3: No?

1083
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bro, you go back to me being messy.

1084
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to expose your ways, okay,

1085
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: you don't have to say names.

1086
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 2: You were talking to a friend basically, someone posted on

1087
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 2: their story an attracted photo and.

1088
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: I was like, and you watch this, and I typed out, also,

1089
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: did you contemplated doing this for way too long, like

1090
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: literally a week, so I wasn't watched this. It was

1091
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: like and yeah, I'm going to do this, and I

1092
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: was like you should, and then he was like okay, yeah,

1093
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: when I get home, you have to do it for me.

1094
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: And then a week past and he probably.

1095
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 2: Did that, and then I like typed out and yeah,

1096
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 2: I want them so bad, and then I sent it

1097
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 2: to the person because I was like, I don't know

1098
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 2: what that does for me other than like make me

1099
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:13,720
Speaker 2: look stupid. But I'm a liar. But then this person

1100
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: got back to me and I was like sorry. I

1101
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 2: They were like, oh, I just thought you were being

1102
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 2: messy and I was like yeah, no, no. At first

1103
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 2: I was like no, I actually did that on accident,

1104
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 2: Like I'm so embarrassed. And then like the very next message,

1105
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 2: like thirty seconds passed and I was like, actually, I

1106
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 2: don't know why I just lied, like I'm literally a liar,

1107
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 2: Like I'm pretty sure that's very apparent. Like I'm sorry,

1108
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and I'm a psychopath, and yeah, that's my life.

1109
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: That's the story.

1110
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 2: Holy shit, is it hot in you? It's like really hot?

1111
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 7: Right, you know, drew your pants was like, you have

1112
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 7: a little fucking boner. You didn't see it, but it literally.

1113
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,280
Speaker 1: I love.

1114
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 2: Exactly and exactly that.

1115
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: Girl.

1116
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 2: Let's move wow, let's move on. That's It's crazy how

1117
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 2: that does not fade me. Face me anyway. One time,

1118
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 2: my brothers uh literally forced me to get high when

1119
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: I was twelve years old. They blew weed smoke into

1120
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 2: my vicinity, which I always thought, like, you couldn't get

1121
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 2: high from secondhand smoke, but.

1122
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: They fully can. I believe you can.

1123
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 2: But I was like, I'm twelve, I don't want to smoke,

1124
00:53:58,560 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 2: and they just blew it in my face.

1125
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 3: And that's the way.

1126
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 2: That's the reason why I am who I am. And

1127
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 2: now one of them's dead.

1128
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah you did have to like you

1129
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 8: did have to run it back, Like I almost just

1130
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 8: said something that like would have been so undeniably tracked

1131
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 8: back to one specific person, but you know, I kept

1132
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 8: my mouth shut because I'm a.

1133
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: Really good person.

1134
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,240
Speaker 2: I need to know what this is about.

1135
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 1: Wait say again, Oh, that would have been like, that's

1136
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: not starring the pot. That's like putting a fucking like

1137
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 1: cake mixer into a bowl of suit.

1138
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 2: That is like literally setting a bomb.

1139
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 1: Off Yeah, detrimental.

1140
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That is like nuc Yeah. Actually, see how

1141
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: good of a category category is nuke attire. The thing

1142
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 2: about Phillips.

1143
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: James Charles is, what's the thing like, we're gonna rte

1144
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:22,720
Speaker 1: coach on Patreons. They're really gonna repeat this joke anyway.

1145
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 1: But like one thing you could take from James Charles's

1146
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: outfit picks is we should send him to war because

1147
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: he is brave.

1148
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 8: He is.

1149
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: That man is courageous. That man is he's got the

1150
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: eye of the tiger.

1151
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 2: Like, for real, I'll give them a little taste of

1152
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 2: my opinions on James Charles. Dave one. I did not

1153
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 2: hate I'll be honest, and that's all I'll say. But

1154
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 2: when he had the genes on the pants on, yeah,

1155
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 2: the whole fit was kind of scary. Okay, let's talk

1156
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:58,399
Speaker 2: to the media.

1157
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: Described is scary also with what you are Like, I

1158
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 1: had nothing to.

1159
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 2: Right, absolutely zero right to say about him.

1160
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: Is like he's gonna have the girls talking and we

1161
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: are absolutely doing that exactly, shame on us.

1162
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, and you do yours

1163
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 2: because I literally have no idea what I'm gonna say.

1164
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 2: Maybe I was maybe I'll just pick something real quick. Nope,

1165
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 2: I already said all that. Fuck I'm panicking. I'm panicking.

1166
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 2: I'm panicking.

1167
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out.

1168
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's gonna have three times.

1169
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 1: My songs are baby Father or Bubble by Baby Father,

1170
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: Easy Lover by Piero CHIONI. I don't know how the

1171
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: fun to say that. That's like an Italian name. I

1172
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: was de Marco. I think I said that already. And

1173
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: then my baby Janet Jackson.

1174
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 2: This is so embarrassing.

1175
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: Also, I have still been listening to that Big Beef album.

1176
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 2: This is so embarrassing. What a Beatles song came up

1177
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 2: in my shuffle?

1178
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: That's that is so nice and giving them the platform

1179
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. That is embarrassing. I was gonna make this

1180
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: joke on TikTok, but because it's like it like literally

1181
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: all my comments would be flooded with like annoying people.

1182
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 1: But you know the audio that's like this is my song, damn,

1183
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: Like this is my damn. I was gonna do that

1184
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: and be like me when I was like eighteen, trying

1185
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: to get like random white guys to like me, back

1186
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: when they played the Beatles and it was like this

1187
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: is my song. N like me literally lying like that

1188
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: is not my song.

1189
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 2: This is like a fun little game. All right, let's start.

1190
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 2: You'll watch what I'm telling the truth.

1191
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: Okay. The first song is.

1192
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 2: Hope We Never Surface Two Loan Swordsmen, The Big Dream

1193
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 2: David Lynch. Oh my god, I'm so marry Big Thief.

1194
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 2: I'm literally so esoteric. It's crazy fruit of dreams.

1195
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: Because I said big thief. You just had to say

1196
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: big thief. It's embarrassing, it's embarrasing.

1197
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 2: Those Daniel Laughton.

1198
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.

1199
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 2: Damn. Let me have my platform.

1200
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: And I think that's it. The media we watched. Oh,

1201
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: I've been back to watching insane murder.

1202
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, murder.

1203
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: I love a good murder story. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

1204
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm just human.

1205
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 2: No, I love a good tragedy. Yeah, like I it's

1206
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 2: I used to be desensitized. I used to be desensitized to,

1207
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 2: like yeah, desensitized to like really gnarly tragedies. And then

1208
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 2: like I just watched like three beheadings on fucking gore

1209
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 2: shit dot com when I was like fourteen, and now

1210
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 2: I'm fully back to being disgusted and scared and sad

1211
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 2: by that shit. So I've come full circle. You can

1212
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 2: get out of it too. If you're trapped.

1213
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 1: Love without Tragedy slash mother Berry by Rihanna. If you know,

1214
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: you know, and if you don't know, sorry, you're a

1215
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: fucking loser and you're probably gonna go to hell and

1216
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: you have no friends.

1217
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 2: I didn't know, not that talking.

1218
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: Come on, all right, my god, thank you guys for watching.

1219
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 2: You a little scream that you were doing.

1220
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: I can't.

1221
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 3: You have to.

1222
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: It's like my fake laugh. I don't even know if

1223
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: I can do it.

1224
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 2: They were so annoyed me literally laugh at sounds like

1225
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 2: us walking back to the car, and I was like,

1226
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 2: I made that one sound, and I just made a

1227
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 2: new sound. I just made a new sound, and I

1228
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 2: literally could not stop doing it ever since you.

1229
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: Didn't do it as good. We've red. We literally love

1230
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 1: going in public and like talking to each other and

1231
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: then I'll like one of us will do a fake

1232
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: laugh and be like like laugh do not.

1233
00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 2: That's a relic, that's what they It sound like eight million.

1234
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 3: Of those a year.

1235
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 2: That'll be worth money one day. Trust me, you are delusion.

1236
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 2: I'll sign it right now and it'll sell for trouble

1237
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 2: the value. Yeah, sixteen dollars exactly. Who want to sign

1238
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 2: Star Wars sphear.

1239
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 3: Peptic Inflation is going to outpace you? Flipping this? What

1240
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 3: does that?

1241
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

1242
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 3: Inflation is gonna go.

1243
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 2: Oh you said fiction?

1244
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: No, okay, bye guys. Damn, that's a ship. That's a

1245
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: big fucking stinky poopy me taking.

1246
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 2: The biggest ship of my life today and having to

1247
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 2: announce it. It literally hurts. I was bottoming. I was.

1248
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: I was so scared of going.

1249
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 2: I know you were like, did you put the drops

1250
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 2: in the toilet?

1251
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 3: Say like you were?

1252
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 2: It literally did. And the craziest thing is I was

1253
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 2: sitting in my chair. I was sitting in my chair

1254
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 2: like just kind of chilling, and I felt like this sensation.

1255
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 2: I was like, what am I feeling right now? Like

1256
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 2: literally what is I felt this before? But I don't

1257
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 2: know what it is. And it was literally my brosta

1258
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 2: being freshed, my little Kaz. It was was hitting my prostate, okay,

1259
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 2: but