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Speaker 1: Shows Indecision twenty twenty four, the.
Speaker 3: Democratic National Conventions broadcast with your host Jordan Clover.
Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome to the Daily Show. I oh oh, we
Speaker 4: are hearing Sicago.
Speaker 5: Everybody allay? Oh wait, I gotta say, I gotta say
Speaker 5: this week has been lovely for me personally because I
Speaker 5: spent some seriously formative years living in Chicago doing comedy.
Speaker 5: So yes, yes, thank you. This city is in my blood.
Speaker 5: And by that I mean I suffer from a Duck's
Speaker 5: hot dog induced cholesterol problem. Worth it. But we're here
Speaker 5: to talk about the Democratic National Convention, so let's get
Speaker 5: into Indecision.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5: Yesterday, it was night two of the DNC, and the
Speaker 5: positive vibes were still going strong. People were dancing, they
Speaker 5: were singing, they were cheering, they were putting in visiline.
Speaker 5: In poor Mastard, He's thinking, there's twenty thousand people in
Speaker 5: this arena. There's no way the camera's is going to
Speaker 5: be pointed at me for two seconds while I take
Speaker 5: on my visil line. I mean in front of the
Speaker 5: whole world. You know, his dentist was like, the best
Speaker 5: part of the Visil line is that no one will ever.
Speaker 6: Know you have it.
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean, who is the cameraman who staked out
Speaker 5: this guy for thirty hours just to get that two
Speaker 5: second shot? You know, this is a convention, not a
Speaker 5: planet Earth shoots.
Speaker 7: Watch the aging Liberals slowly prepare his mouth to attract
Speaker 7: to meet.
Speaker 5: Now, the actual purpose of the convention is to officially
Speaker 5: nominate the party's presidential ticket, and they do that through
Speaker 5: a state role call. Here's what that looked like at
Speaker 5: the Republican Convention a few weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Pursuing to the announcement of the delegation and the rules
Speaker 4: and procedures of this convention.
Speaker 5: Oklahoma forty three votes President Trump. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 5: A lady who runs an orphanage counts the votes and
Speaker 5: that's that. But last night the Democrats changed things up
Speaker 5: a bit.
Speaker 4: Georgia, how do you catch your vote?
Speaker 7: Jeez, ladies and gentlemen, we are need today.
Speaker 2: Ahead.
Speaker 8: Who is stuck se turn out the water?
Speaker 2: Bo whoo?
Speaker 5: Who I didn't know politics was so lych. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: start voting. I just know that when little John wrote
Speaker 5: this song. He was thinking to himself, this will absolutely rip.
Speaker 5: At the twenty twenty four Democrat Natural Convention. I'd love
Speaker 5: to hear someone explaining to the older white delegates who
Speaker 5: little John is. Who's a rapper?
Speaker 9: Mom?
Speaker 5: You know that musical genre invented by lin Manuel Miranda.
Speaker 5: They actually had a DJ spinning song from each state
Speaker 5: as they came up. He played Motown Philly for Pennsylvania,
Speaker 5: a Chapel Rohan song for her home state of Missouri.
Speaker 5: Iowa probably had Happy Birthday or some shit. Not a
Speaker 5: big music state. Personally, I can't wait to see my
Speaker 5: home state of Michigan show. Yeah, palms are sweating, mom, spaghetti,
Speaker 5: you got the mic, Michigan. Make me proud, Michigan.
Speaker 2: How do you cast your vote?
Speaker 1: The origin together, Michigan?
Speaker 2: Chess threes gent.
Speaker 5: Twenty five posts?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: You embarrassed usn't front of Illinois, Michigan. Come on, Michigan,
Speaker 5: how did you mess that up? You can't say a
Speaker 5: simple number, but you know how to say ipsil Annie.
Speaker 5: Come on, this is why you go to rehearsal, ladies.
Speaker 5: You literally only had one shot and you missed your
Speaker 5: chance to blow this opportunity comes.
Speaker 2: Once in a lifetime.
Speaker 5: Yo, you know what, Let's see if Illinois did any better.
Speaker 10: The great state of Illinois, Verry stay home up for
Speaker 10: presidents including President Frock Obama, the first place of skyscrapers
Speaker 10: in the adopted.
Speaker 2: Home of Superman.
Speaker 5: Okay, started out strong. Seems like a pretty steep drop
Speaker 5: off from presidents and skyscrapers to the adopted home of
Speaker 5: a made up comic book character. I mean you had
Speaker 5: nothing in between that, Like Michael Jordan, I don't know.
Speaker 2: He JV.
Speaker 5: JAV Come on, I mean, last time I checked, there's
Speaker 5: no Superman steakhouse in Chicago. For more on the DNC
Speaker 5: roll Call, let's go live now to the Illinois Delegation
Speaker 5: with Desi leideck.
Speaker 11: Zie V.
Speaker 5: I gotta know what you think at the adopted home
Speaker 5: of Superman and what do you make of that choice?
Speaker 12: Well, that was a huge missed opportunity, Jordan. The committee
Speaker 12: claims that this was the best they could come up with.
Speaker 12: But there's so many better options when you're talking about
Speaker 12: a great state like Illinois.
Speaker 5: Right obviously, of course, So what would you have gone with?
Speaker 12: Well, I've been here since Monday, so I'm officially an
Speaker 12: expert on Illinois history. How about Illinois, home of the
Speaker 12: notorious serial killer John Wayne Gasey.
Speaker 5: Don't think that would have played bezie Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 12: Or Illinois where four of our last ten governors went
Speaker 12: to prision?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think that one's better.
Speaker 12: Okay, Fine, what about Illinois and the winner?
Speaker 2: You'll phrase your tits off?
Speaker 5: Okay, I think we're good.
Speaker 6: Deasilonick, everybody, let's move on. I want to move on
Speaker 6: because after the roll call, it was time for the speeches,
Speaker 6: and the headliners were Barack and Michelle Obama.
Speaker 5: America Hope is making a comeback.
Speaker 8: America's running for a new chapter, America's running que better story.
Speaker 8: We are ready for President Kamala Harris.
Speaker 5: You know what I almost forgot how charming and inspirational
Speaker 5: the Obamas are. Frankly, it's a shot of adrenaline to
Speaker 5: see these masters of the craft. You sort of want
Speaker 5: to sit in it. You know, I almost don't want
Speaker 5: to listen to anybody else. But you know what the
Speaker 5: Democrats have been telling us, they have a deep bench.
Speaker 5: So let's see these exciting up and comers tap into
Speaker 5: the energy and the charisma the Obamas.
Speaker 13: In my state, we like things spicy, a little chilly
Speaker 13: on everything, a little pick in our campaigns.
Speaker 14: And let me tell you, we are feeling in fuego
Speaker 14: right now.
Speaker 5: You know what, maybe another quick hit of that Obama
Speaker 5: arm for a second.
Speaker 13: We believe that true freedom gives each of us the
Speaker 13: right to make decisions about our own life, how we worship,
Speaker 13: what our family looks like, how many kids we have,
Speaker 13: who we marry, And we believe that freedom requires us
Speaker 13: to recognize that other people have the freedom to make
Speaker 13: choices that are different than ours.
Speaker 5: That's okay, oh.
Speaker 15: Oh oh, oh oh.
Speaker 7: Oh, that's the good stuff, you know.
Speaker 5: Inject that hope and changing shit into my veins. Whoa,
Speaker 5: you know, but I can't just get high off these
Speaker 5: guys all night. You know, there's other products out there,
Speaker 5: like like Kamala Harris's husband, Doug Emma. You know, yeah,
Speaker 5: why don't I give him a chance to touch my
Speaker 5: heart with his moving story of the first time he
Speaker 5: called Kamala for a date.
Speaker 16: I got Kamala's voicemail and I just started rambling, Hey
Speaker 16: it's Doug, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: That sure is a Doug. Has there ever been a
Speaker 5: more guy named Doug. In history, if your name's Doug,
Speaker 5: this is who you are. But maybe maybe we're asking
Speaker 5: too much of Doug. He's a political spouse. You don't
Speaker 5: expect a political spouse to be able to rile up
Speaker 5: a crowd.
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 8: I want to know who's gonna tell him, who's gonna
Speaker 8: tell him that's the job.
Speaker 2: He's currently seeking.
Speaker 1: Might just be one of those black jobs.
Speaker 5: Oh that's not a Doug. Uh, not an ounce of
Speaker 5: Doug on it. Don't the Democrats have anyone else who
Speaker 5: can tap into that cool Obama swagger. Please welcome Senate
Speaker 5: Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. No, No, that's a dog.
Speaker 1: That is a dog.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. When you see these two up on stage,
Speaker 5: it's very clear that for all the talk Democrats have
Speaker 5: about not looking back, they sure love to live in
Speaker 5: two thousand and eight. I frankly, who can blame them?
Speaker 5: Nobody else in their party can capture their vision of
Speaker 5: the future or speak to their values, and perhaps most importantly,
Speaker 5: nobody else can get under Trump's skin in just the
Speaker 5: right way.
Speaker 13: There's the child thish nicknames, the crazy conspiracy theories, this
Speaker 13: weird obsession with crowd sizes, oh oh.
Speaker 17: Oh oh oh oh h.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I see what he did there. Huh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: that's that's brutal. That's the second time this summer the
Speaker 7: Secret Service has failed to protect trug from a lethal attack.
Speaker 5: For more on the dick joke heard round the Beam,
Speaker 5: let's go live to Ronnie Chang.
Speaker 2: Ronny, Ronnick, I gotta stay.
Speaker 5: If you get online or on TV, everyone is talking
Speaker 5: about that dick joke.
Speaker 17: That's right, Jordan, that's a new democratic messaging. Weird is out.
Speaker 17: Trump's got a small penis is in.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, so that's it. They're not using weird anymore.
Speaker 17: Oh no, no, no, sorry for the confusion. It's both
Speaker 17: his penis is small and weird.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, all right, all right, so that's it. No policy,
Speaker 5: it's just gonna be immature innuendo from Noah.
Speaker 17: Yes, the dick joke's a major attack line, and they're
Speaker 17: only gonna get bigger, then smaller, then after a brief
Speaker 17: refractory period of up to fifteen minutes, huge again. So
Speaker 17: right now it's just a hand gesture. Next week they're
Speaker 17: going to say the border wall isn't the only thing
Speaker 17: Trump can get up and and by and by election night,
Speaker 17: Obama is going to be like this guy's dick.
Speaker 1: It is small.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, but so what Trump will just deny it?
Speaker 1: Jordan.
Speaker 17: I don't think that's gonna be enough, because Obama knows
Speaker 17: this game plan. He's going to say, prove it, show
Speaker 17: us the Gulf certificate.
Speaker 5: Oh, I would be I'd be careful, Ronnie. Trump might
Speaker 5: actually whip out his genitals.
Speaker 17: Right well, if he does, that would be a microaggression.
Speaker 1: You see, you see how easy this is.
Speaker 17: This is not hot at all, just like Trump's penis.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, okay, look, Ronnie, I don't think it's
Speaker 5: going to be effective to ignore policy and just accuse
Speaker 5: your opponents of having small decks. I mean, whatever happened
Speaker 5: to when they go low we go high?
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, whatever happened to that brilliant twenty sixteen strategy
Speaker 17: that totally walked out for that? I mean, fasic Jordan,
Speaker 17: taking the moral high ground doesn't work anymore, just like
Speaker 17: Trump's dick.
Speaker 5: Great political this course, Ronnie, shang everybody, and we come back.
Speaker 2: We try to interview with Tim who what else?
Speaker 1: Go away?
Speaker 15: This is.
Speaker 14: A back to the Daily Jack.
Speaker 2: It's a few miles away from the convention.
Speaker 5: Here is Chicago and all the Democratic stars and our
Speaker 5: grace Coolan Schmid went over to try to interview one
Speaker 5: of the biggest.
Speaker 9: I came to the convention with a dream to interview
Speaker 9: Tim Wallas, also known as America's Death.
Speaker 1: This is America's dad quote, big Dad energy, Big Dad energy.
Speaker 9: Unfortunately, America's Dad seemed to be a very difficult interview
Speaker 9: to get.
Speaker 1: Governor Waltz. Governor Watz, Governor Waltz. Governor Waltz is doing
Speaker 1: his best job of ignoring me right now.
Speaker 9: If I was going to catch Tim Walls, I needed
Speaker 9: to lure him in with a trap that a dad
Speaker 9: could not resist. Can anyone help me with this pie
Speaker 9: for my date?
Speaker 5: Shoot? Shoot?
Speaker 1: Shoot?
Speaker 9: Did anyone know how to use a studfinder? Does anyone
Speaker 9: know how to fill out a baseball.
Speaker 1: Score sheet by hand?
Speaker 9: Does anyone want this copy of Rudy on Blu Ray?
Speaker 2: Come on, I know you want it.
Speaker 9: And now we wait?
Speaker 1: Are you most excited to hear talk to them? I'm
Speaker 1: really good part of seeing Rocco Bam, You're cute. Do
Speaker 1: you happen to have convertible?
Speaker 9: You could recklessly drive me around in post No one's
Speaker 9: within earshot who might want to put their foot down.
Speaker 1: It's not this still advise romance got hopped up.
Speaker 9: Leading up to a ben gate and a beer, perfect
Speaker 9: trap with sim walls.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stoup a cigarette unless someone.
Speaker 9: Stops me post no one catches me, makes me souk
Speaker 9: the whole pact larn lepon, whoa.
Speaker 5: I'm going absolutely crazy now?
Speaker 15: Oh Jude, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I just got a ticket to a roy orbised cover band.
Speaker 9: Does anyone want it? Anyone know if there is an
Speaker 9: LL be nearby?
Speaker 2: I don't know if we'll get to the voting booth
Speaker 2: this year.
Speaker 9: I don't know how to drive stick.
Speaker 1: Is there anyone here with your teacher?
Speaker 9: Trodden and deflated? I had one last idea.
Speaker 5: Anyone around here know if this fire extinguisher is.
Speaker 2: Up to come?
Speaker 18: I see the twenty twenty four or on here I
Speaker 18: see February punched out?
Speaker 9: Are you tim Wolves all right thereman?
Speaker 8: Thank you guys.
Speaker 4: When we come back, Governor west Or, let me go
Speaker 4: to Mayor on the show up my way?
Speaker 14: Huh, welcome back to the Daily Show. I guess tonight
Speaker 14: is the Democratic governor of Maryland.
Speaker 5: Please welcome Governor Wes Moore. Wow, Ah, that's a Midwest
Speaker 5: love that.
Speaker 1: This must be a democratic audience here.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: We can check on that. I'm not sure West. Let
Speaker 5: me get this straight. You are a Rhodes scholar, a
Speaker 5: college football athlete, an Army combat veteran, a nonprofit CEO,
Speaker 5: and a governor of Maryland. Fair to say, the most
Speaker 5: impressive resume on LinkedIn.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I've seen yours yet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a people like an improv teacher for
Speaker 5: ten years. Then they're going to be very impressed. You're
Speaker 5: speaking tonight at the convention.
Speaker 1: I'm speaking tonight. Yes.
Speaker 5: I spent a little time over there talking to people yesterday,
Speaker 5: and there is an energy. People keep talking about this vibe.
Speaker 5: I'm curious what you've seen and do you think this
Speaker 5: energy now is actually going to translate into electoral success.
Speaker 1: It will, and the vibe and the energy is real
Speaker 1: because I think both people see that there is a
Speaker 1: clear path to victory and they understand what's at stake.
Speaker 1: I think that we have this kind of unique thing
Speaker 1: that's happening right now where we both have the moment
Speaker 1: and you have the candidate, where you have both the
Speaker 1: moment of people understanding that we're talking about the ideas
Speaker 1: of economic freedoms, We're talking about the fact that we
Speaker 1: should be a country that should be respected. We're talking
Speaker 1: about we should be a country that actually has a chance,
Speaker 1: where the idea of an American dream shouldn't be a
Speaker 1: punchline for communities.
Speaker 15: Right.
Speaker 1: And and we have a candidate whose life embodies fighting
Speaker 1: for freedoms, whose life embodies protecting us from predators, whose
Speaker 1: life embodies standing up and raising her hand when the
Speaker 1: country asked her to. And so I think this combination
Speaker 1: that we have right now or Vice President Harris and
Speaker 1: Governor Wallace is great because it's like, this is what
Speaker 1: victory feels like, and this will mean being probably a healthy.
Speaker 5: Sounds like you're measuring some drapes here, is that right?
Speaker 1: Well, no, because we have work to do, you know,
Speaker 1: and listen. And I remember, you know, when I joined
Speaker 1: the army when I was seventeen years old. In fact,
Speaker 1: I and like real talk, real talk. When I first joined,
Speaker 1: I was so young my mother had to sign the
Speaker 1: paperwork for me. Really yeah, But after my teenage year
Speaker 1: she signed whatever paperwork they army put in front of her.
Speaker 1: It was actually pretty easy. But we learned something. There
Speaker 1: is this idea that nothing is given, everything is earned.
Speaker 1: Nothing is given, everything is earned, right, And I think
Speaker 1: the way we are looking at this race right now
Speaker 1: is we've got to go earn it. We've got to
Speaker 1: go earn it with every voter, We've got to go
Speaker 1: earn it with every community, We've got to go earn
Speaker 1: it with every constituency. And we have now seventy six
Speaker 1: days to go out there and earn it. And that's
Speaker 1: exactly what you plan on doing now, I.
Speaker 5: Think I will say though there there's an excitement, but
Speaker 5: a criticism is there's not a lot of policy right now.
Speaker 5: And there's a big question, how would the Kamala Harris
Speaker 5: administration look different than what the Biden administration would look like?
Speaker 5: Do you see this as a continuation of the Biden
Speaker 5: policies or a marked difference with the Kamala Harris administration.
Speaker 1: Well, one thing, I want to be fair, the policies
Speaker 1: and the impacts that we've seen fromant President Biden and
Speaker 1: the Biden Harris administration have been pretty remarkable. And so
Speaker 1: we cannot this idea, this idea that the vice president
Speaker 1: in order to win or order to have a successful presidency,
Speaker 1: should do some hard pivot from the work that her
Speaker 1: and President Biden did together. I would just say, the
Speaker 1: only problem with that argument is facts on on your side.
Speaker 1: Right that. Let's forget when when the presidents of go
Speaker 1: over we just finished, we almost had an attempted coup
Speaker 1: in this country.
Speaker 5: I know I was there.
Speaker 1: Yes you are, Yes, you are.
Speaker 5: Working, working, to be clear working.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm glad we established that difference.
Speaker 5: To be clear, this goes on tape and the election
Speaker 5: doesn't go the way you want. I want it to
Speaker 5: be very clear.
Speaker 1: But I think the idea of her putting out policies,
Speaker 1: I think she's already begun to do that. She's already
Speaker 1: talked about things like she is going to have an
Speaker 1: expansion of the child tax credit to six thousand dollars, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, which would be one of the most
Speaker 1: which will she enact that. When she enacts that, that
Speaker 1: is going to be one of the most effective ways
Speaker 1: to fight child poverty that we have seen in this
Speaker 1: nation's history. So she's already starting to put things out
Speaker 1: that are really important, get up their exciting, do you imagine?
Speaker 5: And so in Maryland, you've been pushing some pretty progressive
Speaker 5: angles when it comes to climate change, gun control, healthcare.
Speaker 5: Do you see the Harris administration following suit and helping
Speaker 5: in that way.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that everything we've gotten done in Maryland
Speaker 1: has been because we've had a great partner in the
Speaker 1: Bidenhairs administration. I mean, look at what's happened in our state.
Speaker 1: When I was inaugurated, Maryland was ranked forty third in
Speaker 1: the country in unemployment. Right now, for twelve straight months,
Speaker 1: Maryland has amongst the lowest unemployment rates in the entire country.
Speaker 2: Who are.
Speaker 1: Our unemployment rate right now is two point eight percent.
Speaker 1: That we said we have now have a legalized cannabis
Speaker 1: market inside the state of Maryland. But I said, I said,
Speaker 1: there's no way that we are going to celebrate the
Speaker 1: benefits of legalization if we do not address the consequences
Speaker 1: of criminalization.
Speaker 11: And so and so about you know, a couple months ago,
Speaker 11: I signed the largest map pardon for cannabis convictions in
Speaker 11: the history of the United States. But the reason the
Speaker 11: reason I bring those things up is this, it was
Speaker 11: all done because I had the right partner in Washington.
Speaker 11: I had a White House that actually saw us, that
Speaker 11: worked with us, and so all the momentum that we
Speaker 11: are seeing when it comes to economic growth, the momentum
Speaker 11: Maryland now has the fastest drop in homicides and violent
Speaker 11: crimes in the entire country right now. This is all
Speaker 11: happening because we have the right kind of partner that
Speaker 11: we need in Washington.
Speaker 5: And to be clear, is now an appropriate time to
Speaker 5: celebrate the legalization of marijuana? Oh, I've justerved. My parents
Speaker 5: are in the audience. I just want to sign off
Speaker 5: from a governor in case I choose to partake. I'm curious.
Speaker 5: As an army veteran, Tim Waltz is catching some flack
Speaker 5: from p on the right about, as they would characterize it,
Speaker 5: a mischaracterizing of his credentials as a vet. Is there
Speaker 5: any amount of service that Republicans won't criticize, Like, how
Speaker 5: do you see that?
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, is disappointing, it's disingenuous, and frankly, it's
Speaker 1: pretty dangerous. And particularly, I'm gonna be very honest, the
Speaker 1: fact that this is coming from jd Vance is actually comical.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you why. Jd Vance and I
Speaker 1: deeply respect the service of Corporal jd Vance. The work
Speaker 1: that he did in the military. He should also deeply
Speaker 1: respect the service of sergeant Major Tim Wallace.
Speaker 5: Well, and I'm not as I'm not as well versed
Speaker 5: in the pecking order, but it seems like sergeant majors
Speaker 5: are pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like you know, listen, when you join
Speaker 1: the military, if you stay in for a certain amount
Speaker 1: of time, you hit corporal. Right in, one percent of
Speaker 1: all noncommissioned officers will hit the rank of sergeant major. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is just fat most people. If you stay
Speaker 1: in long enough, you hit corporal.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, I say, stop wasting on that couch, right,
Speaker 5: that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1: But you know, but I do, and it goes back
Speaker 1: to this whole idea of patriotism, which I do. Listen,
Speaker 1: I I serve my country and I let soldiers in
Speaker 1: combat in Afghanistan. I'm deeply proud of my service. I'm
Speaker 1: I am. I am in love with my country. I
Speaker 1: love this country. And I just find it really interesting
Speaker 1: that you know that we're watching on the other side
Speaker 1: where there's like the idea of patriotism means like having
Speaker 1: sexual relations with the flag on the side, which which
Speaker 1: by the way, just just a total tie comment. I
Speaker 1: don't know what is up with that ticket and their
Speaker 1: obsession with fabrics.
Speaker 5: They they really they must love the feel on the skin.
Speaker 1: I love the feel on the skin. Nothing like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the soldiers do they respect? Somebody humping the flags
Speaker 5: an action of disrespect. I saw you post about your
Speaker 5: speech tonight that was gonna be tough. I'm curious what
Speaker 5: you have in store. I'm also curious in watching this,
Speaker 5: who the audience is for the dance.
Speaker 1: You know, I think a lot of the audience is
Speaker 1: going to be for me. It's the people who are
Speaker 1: the disaffected. It's the people who you know, when we
Speaker 1: say people who are undecided, it's not even just the
Speaker 1: people who are undecided between Vice President Kamala Harris and
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. It's the people who are undecided. They're going
Speaker 1: to go out to the polls, you know. And I
Speaker 1: tell you this is it's actually very personal me because
Speaker 1: you know, when I ran for governor, I had some
Speaker 1: family members who I had to convince the vote for me.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, real talk. And isn't that I'm not cool
Speaker 1: my family.
Speaker 19: That that might be a little bit family, but but
Speaker 19: I had to convince them to vote, Like I don't
Speaker 19: come I don't come from a political family.
Speaker 1: I don't come from a political background. Uh, that's not something.
Speaker 1: It's it's not like like I have members of my
Speaker 1: family who are like, oh man, election Day was last week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's real, you know what I mean. And I
Speaker 1: think that's real for a lot of folks. I think
Speaker 1: that the the demo that we've got to speak to
Speaker 1: are the ones, frankly, who still hold a measure of
Speaker 1: skepticism in their heart, who look at the history of
Speaker 1: this country and say, you know what, this country hasn't
Speaker 1: always been fair, and we have to be honest and
Speaker 1: look at them and say, you're right that they can say,
Speaker 1: you know what, the history of this country has been uneven,
Speaker 1: and you have to look at them and say, spot on.
Speaker 18: However, however, we we do have to be clear that
Speaker 18: you can hold that skepticism in your heart, and you should,
Speaker 18: but that does not mean disengage.
Speaker 1: Because the people of some of the greatest patriots that
Speaker 1: we have had in our history are people who actually
Speaker 1: understood the measure of brokenness that we had in our politics,
Speaker 1: and who still showed up every day and fought for
Speaker 1: a better country. That's what we need.
Speaker 5: Some have said you might have aspirations for that big
Speaker 5: office someday. After watching politics over the last twelve years,
Speaker 5: I guess my question would be.
Speaker 1: Why I get to tell you I am a I
Speaker 1: cannot be more excited to have Kamala Harris to b
Speaker 1: the next president United States. And let me tell you why.
Speaker 1: I remember when months ago when the key bridge collapsed
Speaker 1: in Baltimore, and I remember at two or two in
Speaker 1: the morning when my phone and I was told that
Speaker 1: we now had thousands of workers who now lost their jobs,
Speaker 1: we now had thirteen percent of my economy that was
Speaker 1: shut down, and that we had six workers who were
Speaker 1: fixing potholes in one hundred and eighty feet in the
Speaker 1: air that night who were now missing. And I remember
Speaker 1: one of the first calls I got that morning was
Speaker 1: from Vice President Kamala Harris. I cannot tell you enough
Speaker 1: how much it means to have a vice president, And
Speaker 1: the President called me that morning as well. First phone
Speaker 1: call I got from the White House was at three
Speaker 1: point thirty that morning. As a chief executive, as someone
Speaker 1: who believes in my state and believes in our people,
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Speaker 2: Governor west Boer, love will flick back.
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Speaker 12: Was officially talking about crowd sizes, but was clearly something
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