Speaker 1: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that as
Speaker 1: it ain't The Jesse Kelly Show on Final Hour, oh Man,
Speaker 1: Final Hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on an ass
Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse Thursday. I understand everyone's emailing me the story
Speaker 1: about Dome, Vice President Dome meeting with the French President McCrone.
Speaker 1: I understand all the jokes that you want me to
Speaker 1: make about it. I would not be lowbrow about something
Speaker 1: like that at all, especially when we deal with things
Speaker 1: as important as NASA and black holes and other things
Speaker 1: like that. So I'm not going to make any immature jokes,
Speaker 1: and shame on every single one of you who thought
Speaker 1: I would. Plus, the FBI is definitely tracking us all
Speaker 1: if you see this Google that's pause here for a moment.
Speaker 1: I realized we have a bunch of new listeners, and
Speaker 1: I make them stakes sometimes and feeling like everybody's been
Speaker 1: listening for the whole time all four years I've been
Speaker 1: on the air, everyone's listening every minute. No, that's not true.
Speaker 1: That's not how it works. I know if you listen
Speaker 1: on the way to work, on the way, on the
Speaker 1: way the school, and the way I know. I know.
Speaker 1: So you should understand something. Your phone, your cell phone.
Speaker 1: It is almost undoubtedly tracking every single thing you do,
Speaker 1: every place you go, how long you're there, how fast
Speaker 1: you're driving, if you pull in to get gas somewhere.
Speaker 1: It knows. But it's not just that it knows. It
Speaker 1: uploads that information to companies like Google. Google is tracking
Speaker 1: every single thing you do. Oh you know what, Chris,
Speaker 1: I do want you to play it. My friend Tucker
Speaker 1: Carlson had this guy on a long time ago. I
Speaker 1: played this before on the show, but he explains this
Speaker 1: better than I can. This is long. I'm going to
Speaker 1: warn you ahead of time. This is longer than I
Speaker 1: normally play, and I'm not going to interrupt it. But
Speaker 1: I think it is that important and what I'm about
Speaker 1: to tell you is that important that I'm going to
Speaker 1: play it for you again, and this isn't near the
Speaker 1: last time I'm going to play this. I want you
Speaker 1: to look at your phone. Pick up your phone right now,
Speaker 1: if you could do so safely, hold your phone in
Speaker 1: your hands. I want you to feel the phone in
Speaker 1: your hands while you listen to this. We know that
Speaker 1: Google is tracking us. We agree to it when we
Speaker 1: set up our phones, so we wanted to figure out
Speaker 1: what exactly Google is learning about us throughout the day.
Speaker 1: So here's what we're gonna do. We have two identical phones.
Speaker 1: The only difference between these two phones is this one
Speaker 1: is an airplane mode. Both of the phones lack a
Speaker 1: simcard and they haven't been set up to access any
Speaker 1: Wi Fi networks. So for all intents and purposes, these
Speaker 1: phones have no connection to a data network. We're going
Speaker 1: to keep them with us throughout the day, and while
Speaker 1: I travel around DC, we're going to figure out just
Speaker 1: what Google is finding out about me. To run our test,
Speaker 1: we had to do more than walk the block, so
Speaker 1: we took a tour around our nation's capital, first north
Speaker 1: to the Children's National Medical Center Hospital, then west to
Speaker 1: Saint Albans School and the National Cathedral. Our tour around
Speaker 1: town was a fourteen mile journey that lasted more than
Speaker 1: an hour. The entire time, the phones had no access
Speaker 1: to the Internet, not a Wi Fi connection, and not
Speaker 1: any cellular data service. Google's business model is simple collect
Speaker 1: data on its users and then use that data to
Speaker 1: sell targeted ads. It's a business model called surveillance capitalism.
Speaker 1: But does that critical data collection work even when your
Speaker 1: phones aren't connected? So we're back here at our Fox
Speaker 1: bureau in DC, and we've got both of our phones
Speaker 1: exactly how we left with them. So let's find out
Speaker 1: what they know. This is our man in the middle device.
Speaker 1: It's basically a Wi Fi network that these phones are
Speaker 1: going to connect to once we turn their Wi Fi on,
Speaker 1: it's going to pass data through it on the way
Speaker 1: to Google. But on the way we're actually going to
Speaker 1: get a copy of the same data that Google's going
Speaker 1: to get. We'll be able to decrypt it and then
Speaker 1: find out where we've been throughout the day. Within minutes,
Speaker 1: the numbers rolled in. The phone that wasn't on airplane
Speaker 1: mode registered more than one hundred locations, one hundred thirty activities,
Speaker 1: and even one hundred fifty two barometric readings. As soon
Speaker 1: as it hooked up to our WiFi, it transmitted three
Speaker 1: hundred kilobytes of data straight to Google. The phone even
Speaker 1: logged our exact locations, tracking us all around town, the capital,
Speaker 1: the hospital, the school, and the cathedral. The metadata has
Speaker 1: a time logged down to the very second, tracking everything
Speaker 1: when they think that you're walking, riding, and yes, even
Speaker 1: getting out of the car. The phone with airplane mode
Speaker 1: activated actually logged more locations and activities than the other phone,
Speaker 1: and it also transferred hundreds of kilobytes of data to
Speaker 1: Google as soon as it was activated. Through complicated user
Speaker 1: agreements and free software, Google gets users to sign away
Speaker 1: their privacy for nothing. Every move you make, every step
Speaker 1: you take, Google is watching you. Headline. Google gave FBI
Speaker 1: location data five thousand plus devices for the January sixth investigation.
Speaker 1: They essentially threw a gigantic net. They found over five thousand,
Speaker 1: seven hundred devices being in or near the capital for Washington, DC,
Speaker 1: and they handed all that information over to the Federal
Speaker 1: Bureau of Investigation. Just something for you to keep in
Speaker 1: mind once again, that phone in your hands is a
Speaker 1: tracking device, a spying device on you that also can
Speaker 1: make phone calls that they also are tracking and spying.
Speaker 1: Just the heads up, just putting that out there, dear
Speaker 1: fifteen hour workweek oracle, You know what, that's not nice,
Speaker 1: all right. It's hard work doing radio for a living,
Speaker 1: all right. I'm sitting here right now in a T
Speaker 1: shirt and it's freezing in here, so I had to
Speaker 1: put up a zip I had to put on a
Speaker 1: zip up hoodie. Don't tell me about your problems. By
Speaker 1: the way, I love hoodies. Is there anything better than hoodies?
Speaker 1: I think I own like twelve of these things. In
Speaker 1: the wife gets mad, you look like a dirt ball.
Speaker 1: They're so comfortable anyway, fairly new listener, he said, maybe
Speaker 1: three months or so. I haven't heard your take on
Speaker 1: ramen noodles. He loved them or hate them? Personally, I
Speaker 1: doctored them up with hot dogs or eggs and cheese
Speaker 1: or whatever's in the fridge. Love the show. Your podcasts
Speaker 1: make my long drives to work seem a lot shorter.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge ramen fan. I am a ramen noodle
Speaker 1: fan because you can do so many things with it.
Speaker 1: And yes, I actually I usually stick with as far
Speaker 1: as wieners go. I normally put the wieners in my
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. I chopped wieners up, put in mac
Speaker 1: and cheese. Weenies and mac is about as good as
Speaker 1: it gets. I don't go wieners for ramen, but I'll
Speaker 1: go hot sauce. I'll definitely go cheese of some kind.
Speaker 1: I love me some Ramen. It's not only good, it's cheap,
Speaker 1: and it's good for you. Jesse. Your show informs us
Speaker 1: the communist corruption of America. But why are we not
Speaker 1: hearing about the Fox in the Henhouse? Democrats are working
Speaker 1: hard for I know traders, and the Lincoln Project is
Speaker 1: poison in the Republican Party and totally supported by far
Speaker 1: left communists. How can the Republican Party ever do anything
Speaker 1: positive when they're being destroyed from the inside. Well, there
Speaker 1: are a couple of there's a couple. It's more complicated
Speaker 1: than that. Let's let's go over some things here. You
Speaker 1: probably have never heard of the Lincoln Project. If you
Speaker 1: happen to have heard of the Lincoln Project, fine, but
Speaker 1: most people haven't. They they're not important. You should understand
Speaker 1: that they're not important. But if I were to ask
Speaker 1: my dad, my dad votes in every election, pays attention.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know what the Lincoln Project is. Lincoln Project
Speaker 1: is something that real true politicos like you and I
Speaker 1: we know what it is, but normal people don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. Lincoln Project doesn't matter. But it's a
Speaker 1: bunch of former GOP consultants that hated Trump, and as
Speaker 1: soon as Trump won the nomination, they realized, oh, that's
Speaker 1: not very good for my career, and they figured out
Speaker 1: I can probably make a good living with left wing
Speaker 1: with communist dollars. So now they just trash Republicans every
Speaker 1: chance they get. You need to put them out of
Speaker 1: your mind. They don't matter at all. They don't move
Speaker 1: a single voter, They don't affect anybody. Some things, many
Speaker 1: things in politics out there are just noise. They're not
Speaker 1: what hurts us. What hurts us is the elected Republicans
Speaker 1: that are constantly going over to vote with Democrats on
Speaker 1: huge Democrat bills. How many Republicans went and voted with
Speaker 1: Democrats on that horrible gun control bill after Uvaldi, fifteen
Speaker 1: fifteen Republican senators went and voted with Democrats. As I've
Speaker 1: said before, when's the last time you saw fifteen Democrats
Speaker 1: vote with Republicans on a Republican bill. You've never ever
Speaker 1: ever seen it. The problem we face right now, it's terrible,
Speaker 1: but there's also good news. The problem is we have
Speaker 1: these old, well entrenched Republicans in Washington, DC and the
Speaker 1: Senate and the House. We haven't rooted them out yet.
Speaker 1: They're powerful, they're entrenched, and they're trying to bring us down.
Speaker 1: They hate the New America First Republican Party. They hate
Speaker 1: that their power is being taken away, and so they're
Speaker 1: actually more vindictive towards us than they've ever been towards
Speaker 1: the left. It's a huge issue. And guess what, Just
Speaker 1: to prep you for this, they're gonna do us wrong
Speaker 1: over and over and over again over the next couple
Speaker 1: of years. They are. They're gonna do us wrong. That's
Speaker 1: a bad news. The good news is this, they are
Speaker 1: being removed. They're losing in primaries, they're retiring before they
Speaker 1: can lose in primaries. Many of them are even the
Speaker 1: ones who aren't gonna lose, like McConnell. He's getting so
Speaker 1: old no matter what, he's going to be gone soon. Remember,
Speaker 1: the party will never change as fast as you wanted
Speaker 1: to change. These things take time. It won't change as
Speaker 1: fast as I wanted to change. I wake up every
Speaker 1: day just like you, and I'm like, get these scumbags
Speaker 1: out now. It doesn't work that way. It takes time
Speaker 1: to get rid of them. We are getting rid of them.
Speaker 1: Let's hope we're not all toasts first, because Janet Yellen
Speaker 1: just made the most dire prediction ever by saying we're
Speaker 1: not going to be in a recession. Are we headed
Speaker 1: for a recession? Because your counterpart in England says that
Speaker 1: they're already in recession and it's going to be the
Speaker 1: longest one since the Great War. So I believe there
Speaker 1: is a path to bringing inflation down while maintaining a strong,
Speaker 1: healthy lapor market. I think it's possible we're not heading
Speaker 1: into a recession. Yes, we had rapid recovery. Growth has
Speaker 1: slowed down. I expect the pace of job creation to
Speaker 1: slow down. That's natural and expected when the unemployment rate
Speaker 1: is close to the lowest in fifty years. So I
Speaker 1: think we can take the heat out of the economy.
Speaker 1: And remember Russia has conducted a brutal war against Ukraine.
Speaker 1: Oh man, We're totally gonna have a recession, and it's
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Speaker 1: can email me your love, your hate, your death threats.
Speaker 1: You're asked doctor Jesse questions. All are welcome to Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: show dot com. The guts on this guy. The vaccination
Speaker 1: of the elderly has not been well performed, and the
Speaker 1: vaccine they have has been not a particularly effective vaccine.
Speaker 1: This guy the gall the hutzpah, Chris, Did I do
Speaker 1: that right? You always shake your head when I'm trying
Speaker 1: to ob out of the language. What what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Was close enough? How do you say? You say it
Speaker 1: for me? Hutzpah, back of the throat, hutzpah. You know what,
Speaker 1: forget it, doctor Jesse, Who's the greatest disruptor of all time?
Speaker 1: See he's asking the question for you new listeners, because
Speaker 1: as nations get older, especially powerful, rich nations, they will
Speaker 1: eventually begin to break apart. They will begin to corrupt.
Speaker 1: This is just this is a natural order of things.
Speaker 1: It sucks, we're going through it right now. And as
Speaker 1: they begin to get corrupt, the leadership of the nation,
Speaker 1: it will begin to gorge itself on the people. The
Speaker 1: people get poorer, the leadership gets gets more and more
Speaker 1: ravenous and richer, and they're just looting the treasury and
Speaker 1: looting the people, and the systems get really, really, really corrupt.
Speaker 1: You're seeing this right now in the United States of America. Well,
Speaker 1: the people don't, they don't want to go this route.
Speaker 1: So the people will choose for themselves a system disruptor.
Speaker 1: There are endless examples of this throughout history. You will
Speaker 1: choose a system disruptor. Donald Trump was a system disruptor,
Speaker 1: totally outside the norm, spoken ways, people didn't speak, took
Speaker 1: stances on issues, people didn't take whoa. That's part of
Speaker 1: the reason they're trying to destroy the man. It's so
Speaker 1: badly right now. Systems destroy system disruptors. Eventually, though, This
Speaker 1: is just the way it goes. A disruptor usually arises
Speaker 1: and he's too powerful for the system to disrupt. He's
Speaker 1: too smart, he's too strong, and he blows it up.
Speaker 1: Were many, many, many years away from getting that system disruptor.
Speaker 1: By the way, that guy might not even be alive yet,
Speaker 1: he's just not. It takes the system's very powerful. It's
Speaker 1: going to take a lot of time. You know, who
Speaker 1: might be the greatest one of all time? At least
Speaker 1: he's one of them, and it's going to be not
Speaker 1: going to be the most popular thing in the world.
Speaker 1: Ivan the Terrible Now he's known as Ivan the Terrible,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to go over all the history
Speaker 1: of it, but Ivan the Terrible. There are several really,
Speaker 1: really really horrible Ivan the Terrible stories and several really
Speaker 1: cool Ivan the Terrible stories. He was basically held hostage
Speaker 1: by the royals as a child, and he watched the
Speaker 1: elite of his country abuse him. He would apparently go
Speaker 1: up on the roof and toss cats and dogs off
Speaker 1: the roof. Just not doing great, okay, not doing great.
Speaker 1: And then one day he had conned or bribed the
Speaker 1: guards of his who had abused him into seizing the
Speaker 1: other people who had abused him, and he marched them
Speaker 1: down to the kennels where they kept the hunting dogs
Speaker 1: and he fed them to the dogs as a kid.
Speaker 1: I think it was a shoot. I think he was
Speaker 1: tanned or something like that. He was young, he might
Speaker 1: have been a young tag. I forget the details. He
Speaker 1: fed him to the dogs and watched him get eaten
Speaker 1: to the dogs. So that's kind of crazy. But the
Speaker 1: stories you hear about Ivan, Ivan the Terrible are stories
Speaker 1: like his state police. Remember nothing more evil than a
Speaker 1: state police that's biased against you. His state police they
Speaker 1: were called the operc Niki, and they would ride around
Speaker 1: on horses, and they would ride around with like long
Speaker 1: broomsticks with dogs heads on the end of the broomsticks.
Speaker 1: And they would abuse people in terrible ways. And you
Speaker 1: hear these stories. They'll just they don't like how you
Speaker 1: look across the street. They'll pull over, beat you to death. Right,
Speaker 1: they can't do anything about it. The operak Nikki, they
Speaker 1: were huge fans of torture. Ivan the Terrible would famously
Speaker 1: have people tortured in front of them. And you better
Speaker 1: not let yourself flinch as you're pulling out some guys
Speaker 1: fingernails or something like that. If he saw any of
Speaker 1: them flinch, you were in very deep trouble. And so
Speaker 1: he's known as Ivan the Terrible for a lot of
Speaker 1: very good reasons. However, they did have a lot of
Speaker 1: very corrupt elite in the country, and Ivan the Terrible
Speaker 1: was fond of doing things like showing up at all
Speaker 1: the corrupt elites homes and gathering them all on the
Speaker 1: second floor of their mansion, tying them down, filling up
Speaker 1: the bottom floor of the mansion with gunpowder, and then
Speaker 1: watching from a distance as the manage blew up and
Speaker 1: watched their body parts rained down like rain. Now you
Speaker 1: can say this is a bad human being, and you're
Speaker 1: probably right. Killed a lot of his own people, right,
Speaker 1: a lot of his own people. But there are many
Speaker 1: people on this planet living today who will tell you
Speaker 1: Ivan the Terrible is a hero who, yes, did some
Speaker 1: very ugly things, but cleaned out some very very evil,
Speaker 1: corrupt people who had been oppressing the people. You believe
Speaker 1: what you want to believe. I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: the greatest disruptor of all time, but remember, don't just
Speaker 1: read one history book, read many on a particular subject.
Speaker 1: Everyone who writes a book, everyone who does a radio show,
Speaker 1: everyone does a TV show, Everyone who teaches your class
Speaker 1: in school. We all have biases. Seek out different viewpoints.
Speaker 1: Always all right, and get yourself strong because we do
Speaker 1: have a corrupt system. We do have a bunch of
Speaker 1: very very greedy, very corrupt elite who spend every waking
Speaker 1: moment dumping all over us. They're looting the treasury, they're
Speaker 1: looting you. There's a reason, with a crumbling economy, they
Speaker 1: hired eighty seven thousand new IRS agents to come after you.
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Speaker 1: idea for the show. I take ideas for the show.
Speaker 1: I dismiss a bunch. I take a bunch. This is
Speaker 1: a very unique idea, and I might do it. Hang on,
Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Show. Did you hear that?
Speaker 1: Let's get to this or before I get to the
Speaker 1: suggestion for the show, this freaking fauci guy may be
Speaker 1: the best way to counter the dissemination of misinformation and
Speaker 1: disinformation is to get people with correct information, to flood
Speaker 1: the system with correct information. We've got to be out there,
Speaker 1: people who you trust, who are trusted messengers, to get
Speaker 1: out there and put the truth out. It just seems
Speaker 1: to me from my experience, is that yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got it. Can you believe the klutzpah of these people?
Speaker 1: What Chris I think I nailed out? Can you believe
Speaker 1: the hutzpah these people? They've had total control of the
Speaker 1: narrative for two years and they think there just hasn't
Speaker 1: been enough of what they want out there. Chris said,
Speaker 1: wasn't that the blitzkreek strategy. Here's something you may not
Speaker 1: know about the Blitzkreeg strategy. People hear all the time
Speaker 1: about the Nazis and the Blitzkrieg, Blitzkreeg and blitz. What
Speaker 1: is the Blitzkrieg. Well, it's lightning war is really what
Speaker 1: it means. But it wasn't. It's not as simple as
Speaker 1: people make it out to be. There was actually a
Speaker 1: purpose for it. And there's a reason the blitzkrieg worked
Speaker 1: in someplace like Poland but didn't work in some place
Speaker 1: like Russia. And here's here's what it was. Yes, the
Speaker 1: idea was, remember when it comes to combat. I guess
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a little history. When it comes to combat.
Speaker 1: There are different forms of thought, different ways of thinking.
Speaker 1: It's gonna sound like I'm eye tracking and I am
Speaker 1: a little bit, But this is a good example two
Speaker 1: different philosophies. In the island of Saipan and the Pacific
Speaker 1: World War War two, this is a there's a famous
Speaker 1: incident there. The army is there and the Marines are
Speaker 1: there and they're fighting together. All right, they're fighting together,
Speaker 1: they're trying to coordinate together. Whether it ends up being
Speaker 1: this huge fight, this huge argument that actually got the
Speaker 1: army general fired. Why well, the Marines were moving very
Speaker 1: very very fast and the army was moving very very
Speaker 1: very slow. So the Marines were getting past the army,
Speaker 1: and the army wasn't on its flank anymore, and they
Speaker 1: were getting attacked from the flank because the army wasn't
Speaker 1: coming up. Now, maybe you're a Marine and you're sitting
Speaker 1: there right now saying, yeah, I forgot the army, or
Speaker 1: maybe you're in the army right now saying those stupid marines.
Speaker 1: Allow me to step in here. Personally, I like the
Speaker 1: more marine strategy of this, of everything isn't going to
Speaker 1: be perfect speed kills. Let's wrong foot the enemy and
Speaker 1: move so fast. We're gonna move so fast that he
Speaker 1: doesn't know what's hitting him and we catch him off guard.
Speaker 1: But there's a tradeoff. We're gonna move so fast that
Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes all the food we need isn't going to
Speaker 1: get to the front. Sometimes the artillery can't catch up
Speaker 1: to the front. The idea is, yes, you're not going
Speaker 1: to be fully equipped. But they aren't either, because you're
Speaker 1: moving so fast that they just can't deal with it.
Speaker 1: Julius Caesar was famous at this for speed. He would
Speaker 1: force march his guys for miles brutally, just so he
Speaker 1: could be there one day ahead of time and wrong
Speaker 1: foot the enemy was famous for it. But that's not
Speaker 1: actually an insult to the army. The army had a
Speaker 1: different strategy, you can call it better or worse. On Saipan,
Speaker 1: the strategy was, no, this is the jungle, it's dangerous.
Speaker 1: Let's take our time, work our way up there while
Speaker 1: making sure everyone has enough food, while making sure the
Speaker 1: artillery gets up there, while making sure our guys are covered.
Speaker 1: They thought that was a more effective way. I'm actually
Speaker 1: not taking a side or not. I'm more inclined to
Speaker 1: agree with the marine sign. But they're just two different strategies.
Speaker 1: The Nazi strategy of Blitzkrieg was this, we don't have
Speaker 1: to take over the whole country. Okay, we're gonna attack Poland.
Speaker 1: We don't have to take over every part of Poland.
Speaker 1: We have to take over the supplies and the communications,
Speaker 1: and we can expose ourselves to danger to dangerous counterattack
Speaker 1: if we blow through the border and go right to
Speaker 1: the communication places and write to the supply places and
Speaker 1: seize those because if we get those, if we get
Speaker 1: the key points. Really it's about key points. If we
Speaker 1: get the key points, then it won't matter that our
Speaker 1: flanks are exposed. I've used this example before when discussing
Speaker 1: the Blitzkrieg. If you woke up tomorrow morning and you
Speaker 1: turn on the news, or okay, let's stay put your
Speaker 1: phone aside for a moment. Let's say there's no more
Speaker 1: phone age and you're back to having to turn on
Speaker 1: the TV for the news, because this will be an
Speaker 1: easier way to explain it. You turn on the news,
Speaker 1: just TV's on in the morning, what's going on in
Speaker 1: the world, And you turn on the news and it's
Speaker 1: some Chinese dude. They're saying, America, your country has been
Speaker 1: taken over. We are now in total control of your government.
Speaker 1: And you think, oh my gosh, that's terrible. So you're
Speaker 1: run to go turn on the radio and you think
Speaker 1: that can't be true. In the radio, some Chinese guys saying, sorry,
Speaker 1: we've taken over. You don't get to hear the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly show tonight, we've actually already murdered him. It will
Speaker 1: be Chinese state programming. You might think to yourself, oh gosh,
Speaker 1: this is really really bad. I better get down to
Speaker 1: the grocery store and make sure I have enough food
Speaker 1: and water. I don't know what's going to happen. And
Speaker 1: you drive down to the grocery store and you see
Speaker 1: that it's been occupied by the Chinese army and that
Speaker 1: now your grocery store has been shut down and is
Speaker 1: controlled by them. Well, they control the communications, they control
Speaker 1: the supplies. In your mind, I know you would probably
Speaker 1: be a guerrilla rebellious force as you should and fight
Speaker 1: against those dirty commies. But in your mind, would you think,
Speaker 1: well it's over, we lost. Of course you would, And
Speaker 1: that was the idea behind it. If you can just
Speaker 1: blow through it and expose yourself to some danger and
Speaker 1: seize key points. You don't have to seize everything. You
Speaker 1: don't need every square mile, you don't need every house
Speaker 1: in a city, grab the key points from there. Most
Speaker 1: people will simply give up with just the thought that
Speaker 1: you have taken over everything. That's more the idea. It's
Speaker 1: more about speed. It didn't work in Russia as Russia's
Speaker 1: too big. It's just a bottom line, it's too big.
Speaker 1: The key points or a thousand miles apart. You can't
Speaker 1: you can't move fast enough. The Russian weather's horrible from
Speaker 1: the bud season to the winter. It just look. You
Speaker 1: don't fight a land war in Russia unless you're gang
Speaker 1: has ConA and then you wait till winter, and then
Speaker 1: you purposely fight a land war in Russia and then win.
Speaker 1: It's just gangs CON's amazing. Hi, Jesse love the show. Now,
Speaker 1: this is I love this. I have a request slash suggestion.
Speaker 1: Could you set aside a segment maybe once a week,
Speaker 1: let's say, to cover stories that have fallen off the map?
Speaker 1: Was zero follow up, he says, I e Jislane Maxwell,
Speaker 1: Vegas shooting, Nashville bombing, Paul Pelosi home invasion, Juicy Smolette.
Speaker 1: He said, these kinds of stories. Chris, I love this.
Speaker 1: I think this is great. What Chris, Oh, we can
Speaker 1: have one of the boards with red string. I've always
Speaker 1: wanted one of those boards with people's faces on it
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And I'll tell you what. I'll
Speaker 1: wear a white I'll wear a white button up shirt
Speaker 1: and I'll roll up the sleeves like I'm a detective
Speaker 1: out there and I'll have like af he's staying on
Speaker 1: the front. Look, it's me, Sergeant Berkowitz. This is your update.
Speaker 1: Oh this is a great idea. I'm glad I thought
Speaker 1: of this and totally no one else did, just us.
Speaker 1: I like the idea, though, I also liked the idea
Speaker 1: of going to sleep in great sheets. He's a dream sheets.
Speaker 1: You know GE's is the world's best cotton. You know
Speaker 1: that you spend one third of your life in bed.
Speaker 1: I just bought new tires yesterday. I'm mad about it.
Speaker 1: I've been yelling at Chris about it for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Spend a fortune on new tires because I believe in
Speaker 1: you take care of your tires. Your life depends on it.
Speaker 1: Same thing with your betting. One third of your life
Speaker 1: spent in bed. You don't spend a third of your
Speaker 1: life doing anything else. You spend a third of your
Speaker 1: life in bed. Please buy quality sheets, especially when they're
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Speaker 1: eight four five zero five four four. How about this
Speaker 1: for the Sky's Greens? Never been down to the border.
Speaker 1: The possible next speaker who says that he wants him
Speaker 1: to deal with him, So is he going to So?
Speaker 1: Look he's been there, he's been to the border. Uh, No,
Speaker 1: he hasn't. No, he's not. It is I've said it before.
Speaker 1: The Biden administration is weird because all presidents lie, Republicans, Democrats,
Speaker 1: all of them. Presidents lie. The Biden administration is different
Speaker 1: because they tell these gigantic, easily verifiable lies all the time.
Speaker 1: And it's it's odd like Joe Biden is famous for this.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's own communist staffers. Did you know that they've
Speaker 1: approached him several times and said, Joe, could you could
Speaker 1: you please stop please stop saying that people couldn't own
Speaker 1: a cannon when the Second Amendment was put into place,
Speaker 1: Because that's just factually incorrect and it makes us look stupid.
Speaker 1: But he won't stop. He won It's weird they do
Speaker 1: this all the time. All right. We still have to
Speaker 1: talk about the police robots that are going to explode,
Speaker 1: and it's sweet we have that and headlines. I didn't
Speaker 1: get to hang on truth attitude, Jesse Kelly it is.
Speaker 1: That's Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: No Worries. I'll be right back on Monday. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do a medal of honor Monday, of course, and that's
Speaker 1: always a blast. Remember if you're looking for me tomorrow
Speaker 1: and you're sitting around as I know you will, and
Speaker 1: your sorrows crying, Jesse, where are you amidst you? I'll
Speaker 1: be on tim Cast for I think it's like a
Speaker 1: Chris it's like a two hour show. I think I'll
Speaker 1: be on tim Cast tomorrow night live from eight to
Speaker 1: ten Eastern time. Just tune in. That's where you'll find me.
Speaker 1: I don't even think there are other guests. I think
Speaker 1: it's just me, which is how I prefer it. Chris whatever,
Speaker 1: whenever I'm down, I just get more me and it
Speaker 1: makes my life better. That's what I've always said. People
Speaker 1: are complaining about something. I should note. San Francisco has
Speaker 1: announced that they're giving the city police the ability to
Speaker 1: use these robots, and the robots are going to have explosives.
Speaker 1: I think, I think that's freaking awesome. Don't you remember?
Speaker 1: Don't you remember? That's how to say. Everyone's acting like
Speaker 1: this is a new thing. Remember that piece of trash
Speaker 1: in Dallas who killed all those cops that one night.
Speaker 1: I forget his name. I don't you know what I
Speaker 1: want to say his name anyway, even if I could remember,
Speaker 1: But he killed all those cops. That was during Barack
Speaker 1: Obama's racial hearing healing in America. But he killed all
Speaker 1: those cops, and they eventually got him. He was sitting
Speaker 1: there chanting Black Lives matter, and the swap team drove
Speaker 1: a some kind of exploding robot up to the guy
Speaker 1: and blew the guy up. Chris, I'm gonna drive exploding robots.
Speaker 1: That would be sweet. You know what, I need a
Speaker 1: fleet of exploding robots. So what do you mean why
Speaker 1: you never know? Chris? That's why? Okay, you never know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna run
Speaker 1: into tonight. And in the dark parts of my neighborhood.
Speaker 1: What if I'm out taking the dog and I'm bending
Speaker 1: over picking up the poop after he's done, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, a gang of ninjas come at me.
Speaker 1: You know what you need in that time? Robots that
Speaker 1: explode Chris, That's fine, you know what. You can't use them.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Don't act up at work, or
Speaker 1: you may find one tracking you down. Now. Sadly, unlike me,
Speaker 1: you're never going to have exploding robots, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to learn how to shoot, all right. If you
Speaker 1: don't have an exploding robot, it's important that you learn
Speaker 1: how to shoot with your weapon. If you're going to
Speaker 1: get an exploding robot like I am, forget about practicing
Speaker 1: with your weapon. But if you don't get yourself a
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Speaker 1: It attaches to your weapon, and you practice in the
Speaker 1: comfort of your home, you drive fire, practice in the
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Speaker 1: You'll be shocked at how much faster you get better.
Speaker 1: It's not just that you get better, it's how fast
Speaker 1: it happens twenty minutes, twenty minutes, and you're going to
Speaker 1: be markedly better. Now make that every weekend for a
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Speaker 1: one today, giant elf Jesse. What's your favorite Christmas movie
Speaker 1: of all time? I like the Grinch movies. I've always
Speaker 1: been a big fan of the Grinch movies. Now I
Speaker 1: do like that old Santa Claus one, the one with
Speaker 1: the like the weird, horrible looking claymation, one with the
Speaker 1: the no no it's not year without a Santa clause. No,
Speaker 1: it's the one where the claimation the Yukon Cornelius when
Speaker 1: he takes on the Abominable Snowman and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Chris Chris. I realized that you probably don't celebrate Chris
Speaker 1: is because you kill Jesus. But did you know, do
Speaker 1: you guys want do you people watch Christmas movies? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: so the wife does see you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You've seen the claymation what whatever? I like? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: with the dentist, absolutely, yes, absolutely, one hundred percent. See,
Speaker 1: we're not that far apart on the issues. Chris, it's
Speaker 1: just the new Testament, dear symmetrical oracle. Getting old is
Speaker 1: not for sissies. I heard you debating about whether to
Speaker 1: get contact lenses or lasic for your failing eyesight. I
Speaker 1: had both and highly recommend lasic. I had mine done
Speaker 1: twenty five years ago. Wow, and my vision is still
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one of the best decisions I've ever made.
Speaker 1: To contacts are a pain and take thirty minutes a
Speaker 1: day to put in, removing them, cleaning them, rinsing them. Ah,
Speaker 1: Lasik is totally painless. Man up, my brothren, get lasick.
Speaker 1: It's from Ray. No way, that's painless. Chris, Dude, that
Speaker 1: sounds like that sounds like a load of hogwash. What
Speaker 1: it's five thousand dollars. Oh, I'm getting contact And now
Speaker 1: here's a headline. You know that. You know the thing
Speaker 1: headlines We didn't get to you. Elon Musk warned by
Speaker 1: the European Union that Twitter could be banned unless he
Speaker 1: sticks to the block's digital rule. I told you the
Speaker 1: system was going to crush him. Elon Musk claims Neuralink
Speaker 1: is six months away from the first human trial. That's
Speaker 1: an implant in the brain. Maybe the system should crush him.
Speaker 1: Governor Hogan to gather with supporters amid White House speculation.
Speaker 1: In case you're sitting there saying to yourself, Governor, who
Speaker 1: his name is? Larry Hogan, He's the useless, hardcore never
Speaker 1: Trump governor of Maryland. He has no chance whatsoever. Keep
Speaker 1: in mind, he knows he has no chance whatsoever. But
Speaker 1: it's always good for your brand to run for president.
Speaker 1: Pence is out there already running for president. We all know.
Speaker 1: I've told you a thousand times Heavy D's gonna run
Speaker 1: for president, although he actually might win. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be at Trump Heavy D primary. One of those
Speaker 1: two guys is gonna win. But all the also rands,
Speaker 1: like Larry Hogan, they don't run because they think they're
Speaker 1: going to win. They run because it's good for the brand.
Speaker 1: By the time you're done, before you know what, you're
Speaker 1: pencil and a CNN contractor. Or you wrote a book
Speaker 1: and all look, I've got a book tour coinciding with
Speaker 1: by president's tour. It's all that stuff. Thousands of pedophiles
Speaker 1: in California getting less than a year in jail, stay
Speaker 1: in a red area that's on you getting a COVID
Speaker 1: nineteen booster so that you can safely eat donuts. LA
Speaker 1: Public Health urges that just another reminder that it was
Speaker 1: basically all old people who died from COVID, but the
Speaker 1: ones who weren't very very old, they were pretty much
Speaker 1: all obese. I'm not anti donut by any stretch of
Speaker 1: the imagination. You go, get you a donut. I'm not
Speaker 1: blaming you at all. But exercise and vitamin D. Exercise
Speaker 1: and vitamin D. That's a really great solution. House votes
Speaker 1: to avert rail strike and provide workers paid sick leave again.
Speaker 1: Talked about this a little bit last night. It sucks
Speaker 1: for the workers, it really genuinely does, but it's also
Speaker 1: hilarious for the union workers got the ones that voted
Speaker 1: for Joe Biden and now are getting absolutely torpedoed by
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. I think that's hilarious. I love when Democrat
Speaker 1: voters get what they voted for. Columbia wants Biden administration
Speaker 1: to grant temporary legal status to its citizens in America.
Speaker 1: Why what's wrong with your country? Why can't your citizens
Speaker 1: go back to Columbia? Why do we have to take
Speaker 1: every single citizen from every single nation that doesn't want
Speaker 1: them anymore. Okay, the inscription on the Statue of Union,
Speaker 1: on the Statue of Liberty is actually not the immigration
Speaker 1: policy of the United States of America. Go back home.
Speaker 1: A EPA decision could spell doom for Ohio's biggest coal plant.
Speaker 1: We really need the states to start getting stronger and
Speaker 1: stronger and stronger and how they stand up to the
Speaker 1: federal government when it comes to energy, because this is
Speaker 1: going to be a big, big, big problem in the future.
Speaker 1: All Right, here's a reminder. I won't be here in
Speaker 1: this chair tomorrow. I'll be back east doing Tim Poole's
Speaker 1: show Tim Cass tomorrow, so you can tune into that
Speaker 1: if you want to hear more me. If not, if
Speaker 1: you'd rather wait for more me on this from this chair,
Speaker 1: you gotta wait till Monday. Okay, keep your chin up
Speaker 1: and I'll see you then. That's all.