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<v Speaker 1>accept this Rose. I'm here with Katie and Anna girls

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<v Speaker 1>obducted by Texas. We're hoping she's alive somewhere in Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be afraid of my voice, you guys. I got

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<v Speaker 1>Laryen Dridas. I full on lost my voice Saturday Night Live,

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday Night Live, this show that didn't cast me, but

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<v Speaker 1>no Saturday Night I did lose my voice, but it

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<v Speaker 1>gives me this is doing the show. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>went out dancing afterwards, which I do like once a year,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I, um, I did nudy dancing. No. I

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<v Speaker 1>I actually like when I thought my friend was hosting

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<v Speaker 1>like a dance party, and I thought it was like

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<v Speaker 1>at a house, and then it was like at a club,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, well, this is dumb, but I

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<v Speaker 1>need to go dancing. And I went with the boys

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<v Speaker 1>from the play and they all were smoking and I

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<v Speaker 1>was screaming like an idiot, and then I woke up

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<v Speaker 1>in the voice. By the way, I am sitting here.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say how excited I am to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>I am with a woman who really needs no introduction.

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<v Speaker 1>She is a best selling author. She was on Chelsea

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<v Speaker 1>Lately with Me, she was on After Lately. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>headlining stand up and more important, she was most probably

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<v Speaker 1>importantly on your resumes. You were one of our favorite

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<v Speaker 1>guests that we've ever had on the podcast. I did

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<v Speaker 1>put that on my resume right after I left. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Sarah Colonna. She was on with her husband John Ryan,

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<v Speaker 1>and we weren't married yet. You guys were about to

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<v Speaker 1>get married. How sweet is that? How is he doing?

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<v Speaker 1>He's up in Seattle right now, him back to training camp.

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<v Speaker 1>They started already. So he's the punter Seattle Seahawk and

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<v Speaker 1>he let me wear his supermowl. He did. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>tell him you were coming? Doesn't let everybody do that? Know?

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<v Speaker 1>You couldn't, You couldn't know. He was very Yes, he

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<v Speaker 1>was sad that he couldn't be here because he loves

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about thee Chree. He was just a doll baby.

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<v Speaker 1>And next time he comes down here, we gotta get you.

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<v Speaker 1>Both of you back on okay um and you had

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<v Speaker 1>your your photos on Instagram. You know what day did

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<v Speaker 1>you get married? July night? And where was the wedding?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, did you have the best time? I did? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually depressed the next day because I was

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<v Speaker 1>like waited that parts over, not in a way of

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<v Speaker 1>not excited about about John, but you just had so

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<v Speaker 1>much fun. Yeah, it was so much fun. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, wait, how does that go by so fast?

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<v Speaker 1>And Ross Matthews married you? He did, yes, So in

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<v Speaker 1>some ways, you guys are almost like the Bachelorette. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>in some ways is this was via like social media

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<v Speaker 1>and TV. You met Twitter and and like things like

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<v Speaker 1>he liked to on Twitter and things like that, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're a success story. Yeah, but unlike Jojo,

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<v Speaker 1>I picked nice guys. That's the same. Okay, can we

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<v Speaker 1>just just to start the episode on? I believe we

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<v Speaker 1>need Katie and Anna. Can we just fucking just get

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<v Speaker 1>on for one second? We all just say, Jojo, what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck is wrong with you? It's like it's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you say, let's just cut to the chase. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I need validation. I need validation how much?

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<v Speaker 1>The only one she picked as the one that didn't

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<v Speaker 1>validate her. How much fucking validation do you don't? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you're so fucked up she is, And especially when even

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<v Speaker 1>when they met the family, and and I love when

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<v Speaker 1>the family was like, well we like, well, we like Robbie,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was what do you think at Jordan's And

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, well, Robbie asked for your hand, Jordan didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>what about Jordan? What say about Jordan? What Jordan's said? Dad? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, she already picked who she wants.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do we even have anyone else here? And then

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<v Speaker 1>and then I just love like how upset she was

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<v Speaker 1>and how awkward the date was with Jordan the whole Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just there was not so much because this

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<v Speaker 1>was the first time with Robbie. I actually was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they actually seen the like guys, now, I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a huge yeah, but I was like, Okay, he

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<v Speaker 1>actually seemed sweet. He's like, I get it. And when

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<v Speaker 1>she said she woke up with clarity, I'm like, clarity

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<v Speaker 1>that you had the worst date of your life. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the guy didn't even ask your dad for your

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<v Speaker 1>hand and didn't ask you she showed up with a

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<v Speaker 1>bag of funny hats, but didn't ask your fucking hand.

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<v Speaker 1>And Mary and then and then her date with Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>they just seemed like they were not getting along. They

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<v Speaker 1>didn't seem to like each other, like they were just

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<v Speaker 1>like it seemed like, I mean, it seems like he

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<v Speaker 1>realized he was sucking up, and yeah he came back around,

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<v Speaker 1>of course he did. She's stupid, She's fucking stupid. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like the girl looks great in a bikini, but like

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<v Speaker 1>this princess thing, this princess, Like first of all, how

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<v Speaker 1>much does her sister want to kill her? Like, like

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<v Speaker 1>her poor mute sister just sits there like her, like

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<v Speaker 1>they've raised this one daughter that it's like they're princess princess.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the poorer sister who kind of looks just

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<v Speaker 1>like her, who's probably just so sick of like Jojo

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<v Speaker 1>can't be heartbroken. Jojos get trusted shues. Okay, so if

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<v Speaker 1>you got trusted shues a new boob show. JoJo's hits

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<v Speaker 1>are great, though, I do want to say, but if like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've got trust issues, you've had about ten really

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<v Speaker 1>good guys, be like, you know what, I love you

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to take care of you and then

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<v Speaker 1>you put the one shade ball who do drinks every

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<v Speaker 1>time you go what do you think about the future,

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I don't know, what do you think about

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<v Speaker 1>the future. Like his shady answer of like why he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't ask permission. It's like you have trust issues. You

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<v Speaker 1>did it to yourself. And she wants like I think

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted like fame adjacent, like she's so he has

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<v Speaker 1>like a last name, even though all the and Chris

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<v Speaker 1>Harrison was really just stop talking too, because it was

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<v Speaker 1>bad enough when they did, when they were doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>when Jordan was doing it, when Jojo was doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>and you could see the devastation in JoJo's eyes when

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<v Speaker 1>she figured out they really don't have a relationship. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, yes, exactly exactly. But then Chris Harrison

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<v Speaker 1>was like, like he kept bringing it up and after

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<v Speaker 1>the Rose thing he would not hire us any better.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop all right, before we get into this, Katie Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have anything? What do you overall? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to say to somebody? What is that this

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<v Speaker 1>coaster was stuck on the team. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, there's like this this this disgusting coaster. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe I just touched it of like a chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>That was like glue to the table that she's peeling

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<v Speaker 1>off with a pen. I don't want to know and

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<v Speaker 1>nerdiced or like at meltdown what what glue was? Um? Okay, ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>is what do you want to leave on the field? Overall?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, before we get into this, twenty six year

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<v Speaker 1>old should have been getting engaged and married. Also, he's

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<v Speaker 1>already got job. He got it in Dallas. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if it's in Dallas, but it's he's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to Dallas. He is not today. He's on today. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's not going to Dallas. All right here, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to hear about their breakup in six

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<v Speaker 1>months of course it has all right here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get and by the way, does John have any

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<v Speaker 1>good info on on Jordan's football career? We didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>talk about now, just that he gets He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it calls him pro like former pro football player, but

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<v Speaker 1>he never played pro football. He was on a practice squad.

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<v Speaker 1>He never made it to a team and never played

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<v Speaker 1>in a game. So he was like, why do you

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<v Speaker 1>get to just put former NFL quarterback. That's like underneath

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<v Speaker 1>and remember Beyonce backup dancer Arta Marine. It's like I

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<v Speaker 1>danced alone in my basement to single ladies. But I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he definitely tried, and it just certainly hard to make.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't. You can't just then pretend that you

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<v Speaker 1>played when you did it. But the NFL today like

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<v Speaker 1>tweeted a congratulations to him and Jojo and then showed

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<v Speaker 1>all these videos from him playing football in college because

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<v Speaker 1>he never played an NFL game. So I'm sure you've noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>like when you tour when I tour, like, we both

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<v Speaker 1>did hundreds of Chelsea Ladies. When you tour them with

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<v Speaker 1>they'll be like, oh, this person, it's like that person

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<v Speaker 1>was like an extra in his sketch. It'll say, like

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<v Speaker 1>Chelsea Lalys. They I have never heard of that person.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on the many times I literally never seen

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<v Speaker 1>or heard of. I don't think that person ever did

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<v Speaker 1>the show. One time, somebody, um, there was somebody opening

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<v Speaker 1>for me and they had them introduced that him as

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<v Speaker 1>a Chelsea Lately person, and I was like, and not

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<v Speaker 1>only he hadn't even been on it, he was actually

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<v Speaker 1>just fully lying because I was like I should right

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<v Speaker 1>on that show, right, And he's like, yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>just like we just thought that, like like there's just

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<v Speaker 1>like no fact checking. Oh my god, Now who were

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<v Speaker 1>you rooting for? Like, who were you rooting for? For

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<v Speaker 1>this season? I was rooting for overall, for anybody who.

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<v Speaker 1>The only person that began to root for at one

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<v Speaker 1>point a little bit was Luke me too. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ended up liking him. It was weirdo, but

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<v Speaker 1>then I started like me too because he was like

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<v Speaker 1>a normal person. When she cut him was the moment

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<v Speaker 1>was like and then and then her devastating reaction, It

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<v Speaker 1>was like you like and then every like herself, and

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<v Speaker 1>then and she fans herself and her perfect mascara doesn't drip.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then she's like, well I had a

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<v Speaker 1>good night's sleep, and then I feel great secure in

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<v Speaker 1>my decision. Okay, here we go. We're in the Finelle,

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<v Speaker 1>and this was just talking about like this was just

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<v Speaker 1>in the preview. So we started out close up on

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<v Speaker 1>her mom's face, her mom's face, her mom talk to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I love Mom. I was the only upset that she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't drink during that episode. I felt like Mom needed

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<v Speaker 1>some sharp She didn't drink and somebody clearly drugg those

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<v Speaker 1>brothers because I was waiting for the mouth kiss to Joe. Joe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe they had enough self reflection to see

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<v Speaker 1>that they looked like the biggest knobs on TV. They

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<v Speaker 1>actually I don't know if they did or if she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, listen, this is my dad. If you guys

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<v Speaker 1>want to be in episode two or whatever, season two

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<v Speaker 1>of whatever, you know you can't do what you did

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<v Speaker 1>with Ben say, you're going to have to act totally normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe she did like chop up some some beta blockers.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we go where we were there. We have

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Harrison hosting, We have her dad. The combo of

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<v Speaker 1>her dad and her mama amazing, like, did you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was a national thing. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you grow up with the time to make the donuts?

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<v Speaker 1>Guy dunka, don't it? Like I feel like he's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a time to make the doughnuts. And then he

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<v Speaker 1>married her. Lips up, ladies, And and if you learn

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<v Speaker 1>anything on don't will you accept my rose. Don't touch

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<v Speaker 1>your lips, ladies. You can inject your face with whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you need to inject it. I don't care you can

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<v Speaker 1>botox it, you can do weird filler. Just don't touch

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<v Speaker 1>the lips of the telltale sign now because you can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you you can just be like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've just been out of the sun. I've been out

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<v Speaker 1>of the sun. I don't know. I gotta I gotta,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta peel. I got a really good peel. Like

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you need to cut out gluten, I got, I

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<v Speaker 1>stopp drinking for a week in my face. Rost do

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<v Speaker 1>what you can, freeze your face, and just don't touch

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<v Speaker 1>your lips because because because we know it's like Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlin didn't have lips like that before she was the bachelorette,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she came back to the lips Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>they got and they were like sideways, they were sideways.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it never works. So then we asked us

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<v Speaker 1>with the jewel tone audience members waiting to watch this, like,

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<v Speaker 1>did they send out the memo it's like the daytime

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<v Speaker 1>except for the lady and the cheese. Had they never

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<v Speaker 1>fully acknowledge? Right? That is? Um, I guess that was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a shout out to Aaron Rodgers. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, why are you, I mean, don't you know

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<v Speaker 1>that Aaron doesn't like him, so you shouldn't be here

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<v Speaker 1>supporting him the whole thing. They can't. They've got it,

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<v Speaker 1>and they've also like what was once funny with Chad

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<v Speaker 1>and the meat, they are like they're so killed the joke.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a fun joke that you had like

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<v Speaker 1>one New Year's Eve, your friends still making too many

0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:20.559
<v Speaker 1>jokes about in March. It's like, okay, we laughed in

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<v Speaker 1>New Year's Eve. We get it. I like meat. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he still I don't like how he stood up

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<v Speaker 1>and sort of talked to normal for a second, like

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<v Speaker 1>I've been through a lot. I lost my mom and

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<v Speaker 1>then he just lost his mind. But that was the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, was like you can't throw down your mom's

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<v Speaker 1>death and and actually being a marine like to try

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<v Speaker 1>like like now you're just a dick because you actually

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<v Speaker 1>just use your mom's death to try to become the bat,

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<v Speaker 1>like you actually are that. Okay, so then we have um.

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<v Speaker 1>Any time they cut to Ben and Lauren, I just

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<v Speaker 1>wrote she is not happy he kept having to pull

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<v Speaker 1>her at him. Did you notice that she looks captured

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<v Speaker 1>and pissed? Well, I feel like they it's weird because

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<v Speaker 1>they're not only are they sitting there, but it's also

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<v Speaker 1>like Ben chose her over right, So yeah, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that she's either like why are we even doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>But even in like there was a preview that they

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<v Speaker 1>showed for like Happily ever After, and like it was

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<v Speaker 1>like him and a you like like an eagle shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>He had like a USA with like an American flag

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<v Speaker 1>and an eagle on it, and then she looks like captured,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's like holding her like I caught a blonde one.

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<v Speaker 1>I texted Aaron fully let me see. She texted back

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<v Speaker 1>she was um, and did you know that Ben was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to run for some sort of a Republican Republican

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<v Speaker 1>off Yeah, republic Colorado. And then I think they said

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<v Speaker 1>no you can't. Yeah, you dumb dumb, Yeah you're dumb.

0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.600
<v Speaker 1>As ABC was like a I think they have a contact.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're a dumb dumb you're a bachelor. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>also be the governor. It's because the Donald Trump. Everyone's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess a good run to h you know what

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<v Speaker 1>the scary thing is he might win. Okay, So then

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<v Speaker 1>we get to fouquet. Is that how you say it? Thailand?

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<v Speaker 1>You say guys I mean it definitely sounds like fuck it,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck it. I like that, Like, all right, so they're

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<v Speaker 1>in fucking Thailand and they're at the Marriott again, really

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<v Speaker 1>small room for like the big finale, like I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like last year when they went to Sandals in Jamaica,

0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:19.520
<v Speaker 1>they had much bigger rooms, but they went Marryott this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Um so, so we have so there we are with

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<v Speaker 1>her family and they didn't she say, my two older brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a third brother who didn't come, and

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<v Speaker 1>then her sister who wasn't allowed, Like she wasn't allowed.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like Cinderella like but like the one upstairs

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<v Speaker 1>to scrubbing the floors, not allowed to say anything. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's her moment. So then, um so then the mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot get enough of the mom. I know, but

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<v Speaker 1>I really wanted her to be drunk. What I did

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<v Speaker 1>love about her and we can get to it to say,

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<v Speaker 1>but when Jordan arrived what I loved about when the

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<v Speaker 1>when the mom pulled him aside, there was a moment

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<v Speaker 1>where she was like, you're very sexual. You women are

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<v Speaker 1>going to be drawn to you. Like it was like

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<v Speaker 1>basically like will you fucking me now? Like like on

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<v Speaker 1>your lips, Like I felt like she was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>flirting with that. I thought she was at first at

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<v Speaker 1>the moment, but then I think, maybe I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>jo she has trusted. Okay, so he shows up and

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<v Speaker 1>he actually looks he looks right with her family, like

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<v Speaker 1>he actually like he kind of fit in. But he

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<v Speaker 1>showed up with that bag of hats. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like he looks right with anybody. Jordan's with his hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, he just he just seems I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he's kind of that guy that can um charm,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just charm anybody maybe and like parents or

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<v Speaker 1>something by saying something dumb or you know, maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>want to you know, maybe called mom hut. And then yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Ralph Garman was here last week and he was pointing

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<v Speaker 1>out like that, like he only knows how to talk,

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<v Speaker 1>almost as if it's a post game conference, like or

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<v Speaker 1>is that what how what do they call? Like like

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<v Speaker 1>only talks like you know, we played a really good

0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:57.000
<v Speaker 1>game and you know like, yeah I got a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>I got I got blocked out there, but I just

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go practice order, like like there's not a moment

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<v Speaker 1>of really even like fake humanity, like he can't even

0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:08.080
<v Speaker 1>he's so polished, but in a really truey way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when he started writing a letter to her later, I

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<v Speaker 1>really wanted them to keep a close up on it

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time. Second book at his handwriting and look

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<v Speaker 1>for spelling errors. Oh my god. You know when when

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<v Speaker 1>him and I met like and also like he he

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<v Speaker 1>just when they had the letter, when they had him

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<v Speaker 1>reading it and her reading it and the letter, it

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<v Speaker 1>was sobs. I was so embarrassed for America. It felt

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<v Speaker 1>like it's so bored. It felt like that movie that

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<v Speaker 1>what was that Sandra Bullet movie where someone mails her

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<v Speaker 1>a letter and she gets it in the past or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I found what. It felt like

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<v Speaker 1>like he's the lake House movie. I fell in love

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<v Speaker 1>with him, but he was a hundred and unfortunately I

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<v Speaker 1>was only seventeen. But about I got a letter arrived

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<v Speaker 1>time marked, I'm a job woman. Okay, So then the

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<v Speaker 1>mom don't do your lips. So then the mom, the

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<v Speaker 1>mom was trying to fuck him. And when he said

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<v Speaker 1>she is my best friend, I thought, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any friend? Or she you're only are you fucking kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>By now? First of all, you haven't even spent that

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<v Speaker 1>much time together. She's my best friend. Yeah, I mean

0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:25.600
<v Speaker 1>he probably doesn't have like she probably is his best friend. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>He probably doesn't have a lot of friends. He plays

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of bros. Oh yeah, but now he isn't

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<v Speaker 1>nothing nobody can really open up to. He did continue

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<v Speaker 1>a season long thing of of a of jaggings or yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and also um, like those Henley T shirts Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>lady blazers. Yeah. He obviously told him exactly what to

0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:54.560
<v Speaker 1>like a lady blazer? Do you feel like like a

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<v Speaker 1>Lady Blaze? Henley g and a tightly bigged any musumo

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<v Speaker 1>like like, and they were always so tightly pegged and

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<v Speaker 1>then the crots would be like a little too big.

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<v Speaker 1>They never quite fit him, right. I I'm not paying

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<v Speaker 1>for a tailor. I'm not gonna pay for I am

0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:14.280
<v Speaker 1>going to tuck and roll the bottom. But my yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like and like his look. I have a real

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<v Speaker 1>strong thigh. I find it hard to buy pants like

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<v Speaker 1>I find when you've got a strong particularly you're going

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<v Speaker 1>in the skinny gene area. If you've got a strong,

0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:29.080
<v Speaker 1>meaty thigh, it's hard to find when you can actually yeah,

0:19:29.160 --> 0:19:30.440
<v Speaker 1>so it's like hard you want more of like a

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<v Speaker 1>straight cut or like a blue cut, Like thank god

0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:35.359
<v Speaker 1>that you know not to You don't want him to

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<v Speaker 1>peg that much. You don't want to point out like wow,

0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:40.120
<v Speaker 1>she's got some meat on her thighs. You don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. Okay, So then we get to give

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<v Speaker 1>me your word you will never break my daughter's heart.

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<v Speaker 1>And he took a huge gulp and took the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>pause and he said, absolutely not. And I just re down, liar,

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<v Speaker 1>like I just felt like when the mom was like

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<v Speaker 1>when she called him on it. God, he said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>do you feel like maybe he meant absolutely not, I

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<v Speaker 1>won't give you my word. Oh I like that. Maybe

0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:12.760
<v Speaker 1>he was absolutely clearly I'm going to break your daughter's sorry. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe that's his out later when you promised, he

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<v Speaker 1>said no, you said you read it whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>You wanted to know. You were trouble when you walked

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<v Speaker 1>in and your lady blazers, those pegged jeans, your lady

0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:33.040
<v Speaker 1>blazer and your colorless and your floppy hair, that flappy hair,

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<v Speaker 1>what was amazing And we'll get to it later. But

0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:38.320
<v Speaker 1>Robbie showering and his hair was exactly the same in

0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:41.639
<v Speaker 1>the show was dry the whole time. It was I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what, I don't know if he takes his

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<v Speaker 1>shower and like Dodges at the shower hair show, they

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<v Speaker 1>pointed to it. At one point there was this close

0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:51.000
<v Speaker 1>up and I was his hair was totally hair. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get it in there. His hair so okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>then the mom, I felt like it was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>The mom goes to talk to Joe Joe afterwards, fully

0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:02.200
<v Speaker 1>trying to sack abotage. The mom was like, annoy, you're

0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:05.240
<v Speaker 1>happ but he's a bright light. He just you can't

0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:08.399
<v Speaker 1>have two diamonds shining like a diamond. You need one ruby,

0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:11.800
<v Speaker 1>one diamond. Were raised to be a princess. You must

0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:15.959
<v Speaker 1>be a princess, not two diamonds died. Two diamonds. Counteractitude,

0:21:16.000 --> 0:21:18.760
<v Speaker 1>deat negatives don't make a positive. They don't make a diamond.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just talking. I've had so many, so many two

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<v Speaker 1>and alls and barbituates. So so then she says, me

0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:35.720
<v Speaker 1>and Jojo, Me and Jojo had a great time, but

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't ask the dad. And then when she brought

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<v Speaker 1>it up to him on their horrible date, horrible date,

0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:47.800
<v Speaker 1>he talked in such circles of like and like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know about you. You just got married. I I

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<v Speaker 1>was not raised to be a proncess. I was. I

0:21:53.920 --> 0:21:56.000
<v Speaker 1>was not raised to be a human female. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just like I was raised to be a clown lady comedian.

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<v Speaker 1>Like did you grow up fantasizing about the moment a

0:22:03.400 --> 0:22:05.360
<v Speaker 1>man was going to ask your dad for your hand

0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:08.760
<v Speaker 1>in marriage? Like? What are you talking about? Are we

0:22:08.840 --> 0:22:11.479
<v Speaker 1>the same speech? Yeah? Even in fact, when John did

0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:14.680
<v Speaker 1>do that, I was like, oh, I didn't even didn't

0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:16.119
<v Speaker 1>even occur to me that you had to do that.

0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:20.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I didn't even think about it. The amount

0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:23.320
<v Speaker 1>of discussion in time of like we all think about it,

0:22:23.400 --> 0:22:26.119
<v Speaker 1>and him saying I've always thought that moment when I

0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:29.800
<v Speaker 1>go ask for this hand in marriage. And she but

0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:31.639
<v Speaker 1>they had talked about it before, right, so she had

0:22:31.640 --> 0:22:34.160
<v Speaker 1>told him that was important. And then he still didn't

0:22:34.200 --> 0:22:37.440
<v Speaker 1>do it. I mean he really and he was like, no,

0:22:37.560 --> 0:22:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I made it clearer. I made a clearer Yeah, I was.

0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I felt like you were in great. I made it

0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:44.919
<v Speaker 1>clearer that I love their daughter, and I felt clearer

0:22:44.960 --> 0:22:48.159
<v Speaker 1>about that. So then they go they go on their

0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:51.359
<v Speaker 1>date and and she says, oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry,

0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:54.000
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't it wasn't that yet. So then so then

0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Robbie shows up, she says the exact same opening line, Sorry,

0:22:57.640 --> 0:23:01.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sweaty, both guys. When so he arrives the

0:23:01.240 --> 0:23:04.080
<v Speaker 1>exact did you notice? Um? Sorry? But last week to

0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:08.639
<v Speaker 1>did you catch that? She said, our very first breakfast together?

0:23:08.840 --> 0:23:11.359
<v Speaker 1>She did, both of them, but I did. I did.

0:23:11.440 --> 0:23:13.800
<v Speaker 1>It was like she just has lines to say to them.

0:23:13.880 --> 0:23:16.960
<v Speaker 1>It's so great, and she does. When she cries, she

0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:20.159
<v Speaker 1>does like there's like this weird like hand, there's like

0:23:20.240 --> 0:23:24.160
<v Speaker 1>a weird um yeah. She and Caitlin also, Caitlin also

0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:29.760
<v Speaker 1>had a weird crying thing well and mostly Joejoe fans herself.

0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:31.919
<v Speaker 1>It's not very often that tears actually come out when

0:23:31.960 --> 0:23:35.280
<v Speaker 1>you're right. She gets upset. She fans herself, and she says,

0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:37.600
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm having a panic attacks, Like I think

0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm having a panic attack that I've I've given like

0:23:39.760 --> 0:23:43.040
<v Speaker 1>seventy two hours of my life to this and Ben season,

0:23:43.520 --> 0:23:46.480
<v Speaker 1>you better fucking reward me. Bachelor in Paradise, Like, I

0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:50.439
<v Speaker 1>love this show. These are two boring bachelors and they

0:23:50.440 --> 0:23:53.360
<v Speaker 1>don't even announced who it was last night. Here they're

0:23:53.359 --> 0:23:56.720
<v Speaker 1>going to do it tonight, Paget texted me. Padget's theory

0:23:56.880 --> 0:23:59.800
<v Speaker 1>is they want Luke, that Luke doesn't want to do it.

0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:02.240
<v Speaker 1>They're trying to figure out if they can get Luke

0:24:02.359 --> 0:24:04.720
<v Speaker 1>or if they can deal with Chase. They seem like

0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:06.280
<v Speaker 1>they really want to Luke and they kept saying you're

0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:09.600
<v Speaker 1>ready for love, ready for love, you ready for love?

0:24:09.840 --> 0:24:12.040
<v Speaker 1>And he was like, uh, huh, are you sure right now?

0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Like I feel like they want to feel like they

0:24:14.040 --> 0:24:16.080
<v Speaker 1>really lean towards that Chase would be such a snooze,

0:24:16.400 --> 0:24:20.000
<v Speaker 1>so they know just like just like Jojo and Bed. Yeah,

0:24:20.119 --> 0:24:22.280
<v Speaker 1>I thought Jojo was good. I was a big Jojo fan.

0:24:22.320 --> 0:24:28.240
<v Speaker 1>I was excited and oh my god, I just really

0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:30.399
<v Speaker 1>need the verbal affirmation. And then I was like, but

0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:31.800
<v Speaker 1>it's got to come at the right time. You got

0:24:31.920 --> 0:24:33.760
<v Speaker 1>to be first and saying I love you. If a

0:24:33.800 --> 0:24:36.400
<v Speaker 1>guy said I love you ten minutes into a date,

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:41.880
<v Speaker 1>get the funk, like get out terrifying. Yeah. How long

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:45.680
<v Speaker 1>did he says he's about you're his best friend for

0:24:45.760 --> 0:24:47.800
<v Speaker 1>four weeks? How long did it take John to tell

0:24:47.800 --> 0:24:51.840
<v Speaker 1>you that he loved to Um? It probably um? It

0:24:52.000 --> 0:24:55.160
<v Speaker 1>was probably about three months. It wasn't really that long,

0:24:55.560 --> 0:24:58.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, Yeah, but we got to know each other

0:24:58.440 --> 0:25:01.080
<v Speaker 1>really well. Three months is right, it should that's what

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:04.200
<v Speaker 1>it should be. Yeah, we didn't leave you hanging. You're like,

0:25:04.480 --> 0:25:06.399
<v Speaker 1>it's been three years and he's never said it right,

0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:09.720
<v Speaker 1>and he wasn't. We weren't each dating people at the

0:25:09.760 --> 0:25:14.200
<v Speaker 1>same time. You weren't. You weren't. Oh my god, but

0:25:14.400 --> 0:25:17.760
<v Speaker 1>you and Gerard Leto were beautiful to I know. I

0:25:17.960 --> 0:25:20.360
<v Speaker 1>was happy for you, though, um okay, so that I'm

0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 1>kidding guys, in case everybody out there, although that would

0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:24.560
<v Speaker 1>be excited, I would be so happy for you. I

0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:26.200
<v Speaker 1>did a movie with him once and he held my

0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:27.800
<v Speaker 1>hand for like one second and he told me I

0:25:27.920 --> 0:25:31.440
<v Speaker 1>was funny and truly I was like such an idiot, like,

0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:34.480
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Jordy, like I couldn't he like yeah,

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:39.520
<v Speaker 1>like he was so pretty, so pretty. I've literally never

0:25:39.560 --> 0:25:41.280
<v Speaker 1>watched my hand. Happy for you to hear that story,

0:25:41.359 --> 0:25:45.200
<v Speaker 1>my god, thank you so much. I remember being this hand.

0:25:45.359 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's not been washed. It's two thousand

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:52.320
<v Speaker 1>and three. Okay. So then he shows up and he's

0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:54.720
<v Speaker 1>getting as as I believe last week. I think it

0:25:54.760 --> 0:25:57.480
<v Speaker 1>was rob Benneredick point it out. He does. Robbie does

0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:01.080
<v Speaker 1>look like the box of it just for men Beard box. Oh,

0:26:01.160 --> 0:26:04.080
<v Speaker 1>he does. Fully, maybe that's what he does now that

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:06.440
<v Speaker 1>he is a former competitive swimmer. Does seem to have

0:26:06.480 --> 0:26:09.119
<v Speaker 1>a job, former competitive swimmer, who's gonna have money to

0:26:09.240 --> 0:26:12.679
<v Speaker 1>have like this country club life and this golf links

0:26:12.760 --> 0:26:14.960
<v Speaker 1>and does this family have money? Do we figure out

0:26:15.080 --> 0:26:17.200
<v Speaker 1>somebody's got to have money? You can't not have money.

0:26:17.520 --> 0:26:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you've got to have money to pull

0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:22.320
<v Speaker 1>off striped socks, a plaid pocket square, a bout near

0:26:22.440 --> 0:26:25.359
<v Speaker 1>any like checker tie. On National TV with New Teeth

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:30.240
<v Speaker 1>was last night, you're gonna have driving loafers. You're gonna

0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:33.280
<v Speaker 1>have a stripe stock and a mutineer and a pocket

0:26:33.320 --> 0:26:36.159
<v Speaker 1>square and a stripe tie. You got money? Yeah? I

0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:40.920
<v Speaker 1>can't remember when his parents. His mom was the pot stir.

0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:44.680
<v Speaker 1>She was like they were all drinking out of the

0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:48.000
<v Speaker 1>plastic tumblers that had the wine glasses in them, so

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:51.360
<v Speaker 1>they had there was a plastic wine glass inside a tumbler.

0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Then it said Rojoe on it, or it could have

0:26:54.440 --> 0:26:57.520
<v Speaker 1>been Rojo for red wine. But I prefer Rojo as

0:26:57.560 --> 0:27:01.359
<v Speaker 1>in Robbie and Jojo um um. So he shows up

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:06.720
<v Speaker 1>and the brothers were very subdued with him. The mama

0:27:06.800 --> 0:27:10.240
<v Speaker 1>felt like a lion, and I wrote, tits mom, Robbie,

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 1>what does that mean? Did she have him out? I

0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:15.399
<v Speaker 1>think she really appropriate. I think I noticed that not

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:17.399
<v Speaker 1>only did she have lips, but she had like that

0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:20.800
<v Speaker 1>that that Joel whatever her last name, miss Fletcher. I

0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:23.080
<v Speaker 1>only know that because of the letter that he wrote

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:26.840
<v Speaker 1>to her, my nammate Joe. Joe's miss Fletcher. If you're

0:27:26.960 --> 0:27:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Robbie Well. At one point he called he said I

0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:33.440
<v Speaker 1>love Joel, and I literally was like, who is he

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 1>talking about? It took me about Jojo When we had

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Christian on here, who was one of the bachelor's who

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:42.119
<v Speaker 1>was one of the adorable ones who got cut off.

0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:45.600
<v Speaker 1>He was saying at first, like what was weird about it?

0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 1>He said, it wasn't so much like being in the house.

0:27:47.880 --> 0:27:50.359
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't so much that the cameras were around. He

0:27:50.480 --> 0:27:52.560
<v Speaker 1>said that he kept referring to her as Joel. He's like,

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:55.479
<v Speaker 1>but Joel's there, and Joel's a celebrity and we all

0:27:55.560 --> 0:27:58.399
<v Speaker 1>know Joel. By the way, side note, I got to

0:27:58.840 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 1>FaceTime with Well last week. I would accept his rose.

0:28:03.680 --> 0:28:08.440
<v Speaker 1>I just want to say, I just I learned drunk snapchat. Um,

0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:11.040
<v Speaker 1>it's not too late. He's well, he's going to be

0:28:11.119 --> 0:28:13.880
<v Speaker 1>on Bachelor in Paradise, so I'm sure he's And there's

0:28:13.880 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 1>a new one he did. He did one for the finale.

0:28:16.000 --> 0:28:18.879
<v Speaker 1>You can watch one now. He was as cute as

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:21.760
<v Speaker 1>can be. He has um T shirts that he sells,

0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Tacos for Life, Taco Save Lives, and all the proceeds

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:32.760
<v Speaker 1>go to help the the National Humane He's adorable, so

0:28:32.840 --> 0:28:36.399
<v Speaker 1>you can go, oh my god, is he adorable? But anyway,

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:39.160
<v Speaker 1>so they all call her Joel so um. So that's

0:28:39.160 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 1>when she says she is a princess. We raised a princess.

0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:46.000
<v Speaker 1>And she says, you need to raid, you need she

0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:48.400
<v Speaker 1>needs to become the Queen of heart. Is that what

0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 1>she said? And then Robbie his answer when he I

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 1>have to say, when he was actually talking to the

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:56.160
<v Speaker 1>mom and the way he was speaking to both the parents.

0:28:56.520 --> 0:28:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I've been fighting Robbie because of his falcon hair do.

0:28:59.840 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 1>I was in I was like, okay, you know what,

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:04.840
<v Speaker 1>You're not my type. But he was so lovely. I thought,

0:29:04.960 --> 0:29:07.360
<v Speaker 1>all right, Robbie, I accept your rose. I you're a

0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:09.760
<v Speaker 1>good guy. Yeah. I definitely thought he really knocked it

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:11.400
<v Speaker 1>out of the park with the parents. He seemed like

0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:16.680
<v Speaker 1>somebody that Joel should choose to have with her parents,

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:19.320
<v Speaker 1>that they seemed to be a good couple. But in

0:29:19.400 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 1>the minute she started asking everything about Jordan's I knew

0:29:22.000 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 1>he was out of course he was. She also seems

0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:27.320
<v Speaker 1>fucked up enough that if they were like, we really

0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 1>like Robbie that, then they then she would be like, well,

0:29:30.240 --> 0:29:32.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, if they were like, we really like Jordan's,

0:29:32.760 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 1>then she would be like, but what about Robbie. That's

0:29:34.880 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 1>what they should have done if they wanted her to be.

0:29:38.560 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't want who they wanted. I arrest my plan,

0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:45.760
<v Speaker 1>says Pran Sas. So you was she was to be

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:49.520
<v Speaker 1>the queen of heart he was? And when when when

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 1>the dad started crying? Wait, let's pause for one second.

0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:57.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pause, Katie, I'm pausing. Okay, when the dad

0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:02.400
<v Speaker 1>the dad started crying like and that I found her

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:05.360
<v Speaker 1>dad so sweet with Robbie. Yeah, he was really sweet.

0:30:05.800 --> 0:30:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a nice dad? I have? Well, which one?

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I have a couple to have a dad and stepdad

0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:15.280
<v Speaker 1>and they're both really my Stepdad's very very sweet. He's

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 1>he lives in Arkansas. How long has he been stepdad since?

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, first since I was like eleven? Did he

0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:24.080
<v Speaker 1>raise pretty much? Yeah? Pretty much? And then and then

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I have my dad who's like not, he's more than

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 1>you know. He's a drinker. He's a salty dog. Yeah,

0:30:29.160 --> 0:30:32.080
<v Speaker 1>he loves to drink salty dogs. Oh my god, and

0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 1>my dad would get along. Okay, So the other sister

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:38.680
<v Speaker 1>looks like she wants to kill Jojo, like just having

0:30:38.760 --> 0:30:43.480
<v Speaker 1>men fighting over Joejo. She literally didn't say one word.

0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:46.200
<v Speaker 1>She didn't speak. I didn't even think about the fact

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 1>that she didn't say. She didn't say. Literally, they should

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:51.320
<v Speaker 1>have either not had her there or let her say

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:54.360
<v Speaker 1>one thing, like what do you think, Amanda, or like

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I think Jojo said, you can be here, you can

0:30:56.680 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 1>get yourself on camera. You can't talk. I think Joe

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Joe was control that ship. She was like, you're not

0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:04.600
<v Speaker 1>you're kind of cute. You're not taking my thunder. Yes,

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:08.680
<v Speaker 1>this is my time, my time to shine Joel's big day. Yeah,

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 1>maybe her sister should go out with Robbie. Oh my god,

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:21.320
<v Speaker 1>what that would be? So that would be so I

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 1>would watch that happily ever after. Oh my god, that's

0:31:25.240 --> 0:31:27.480
<v Speaker 1>really smart. Yeah, let's do that. We don't know anything

0:31:27.480 --> 0:31:29.320
<v Speaker 1>about her because she doesn't speak, but you know what,

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I feel like we can get I feel like I

0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:34.400
<v Speaker 1>feel like he probably like constructed his idea of Joel

0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 1>in his mind anyway, so like they look pretty similar.

0:31:37.680 --> 0:31:40.560
<v Speaker 1>That's true. We could get into a nice weird off

0:31:40.640 --> 0:31:45.320
<v Speaker 1>the shoulder neck nude based bandage wraps, kind of strapless

0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:49.160
<v Speaker 1>neck hauled for dress like that fucking dress man. There

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:52.959
<v Speaker 1>was a lot happening that dress and those jeweled heels

0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:54.840
<v Speaker 1>that she put on and then immediately took off to

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:56.320
<v Speaker 1>google at the letters. Well, I know that was so

0:31:56.400 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 1>funny because she put them on and then when she

0:31:58.440 --> 0:31:59.800
<v Speaker 1>went to go get the letter, she was bare for

0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 1>his barefoot and they were like such stupid specific heels,

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:06.040
<v Speaker 1>like and like that's just an editor thing, Like you

0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:11.920
<v Speaker 1>can just edit it later. Why edited? Like who? Who? Who? Like?

0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:14.720
<v Speaker 1>Who fund? Did shoe designer so hard? That's like, no,

0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:17.840
<v Speaker 1>we'll get a nice close up of these bejewel sandals,

0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:21.800
<v Speaker 1>like the weirdest pageant like pageant sandals. I know, I

0:32:21.840 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 1>feel like the Dallas and her can't help it like

0:32:24.680 --> 0:32:27.000
<v Speaker 1>she still got a little of that Southern Girl pageant

0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:31.760
<v Speaker 1>and then that dress at Africa. She had an extra

0:32:31.840 --> 0:32:35.840
<v Speaker 1>ponytail in last night she was attached to another pony.

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:39.720
<v Speaker 1>She You're absolutely right, because like she's actually like I

0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>think she's so pretty and it's like and she was

0:32:42.960 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 1>like whoever did her makeup in Thailand? Clearly got like

0:32:46.440 --> 0:32:49.640
<v Speaker 1>like tip, like some kind of like some fever that

0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:52.360
<v Speaker 1>she could like like it was a new person, Like

0:32:52.520 --> 0:32:54.520
<v Speaker 1>it's hard to mess her up, Like, who the funk

0:32:54.560 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 1>out of that extra partyca last night? What was that? Okay?

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:03.040
<v Speaker 1>So then um her and I she goes on her date.

0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:07.320
<v Speaker 1>It's she and Robbie, I wrote boobs. Oh yes, underwater

0:33:07.480 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 1>camera she looks great to be keeny she does. It

0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 1>was weird when they kissed under the water, though you

0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 1>can't make out it was dirty and it was kissing underwater.

0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:18.959
<v Speaker 1>There was a crotch. There's a crotch shot from when

0:33:19.080 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 1>she wrapped her legs around him, like when they were

0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 1>facing each other up yoga move. There was a moment

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:27.000
<v Speaker 1>of her coming into him where you could like fully

0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:29.600
<v Speaker 1>see the camera like in her cross Oh I didn't

0:33:29.600 --> 0:33:32.960
<v Speaker 1>even catch that. I catch I catch. I catch that.

0:33:33.040 --> 0:33:34.720
<v Speaker 1>That's a kind of that's the kind of notes I

0:33:34.880 --> 0:33:38.000
<v Speaker 1>take out. This is I'm like my brother like is

0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:40.840
<v Speaker 1>on his second fucking company, and I sit with a

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:44.120
<v Speaker 1>no I sell dildos, and I sit with a notebook

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 1>writing crotch shots about the bachelor boobs twice. I've read boobs,

0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 1>I've written no I've written tits, I've written bad grammar.

0:33:53.200 --> 0:33:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm the grammar police, and I'm like super into her boobs. Okay,

0:33:56.440 --> 0:34:01.040
<v Speaker 1>So then um sounds like she needs to be I

0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:03.480
<v Speaker 1>don't even know, I don't know talked into it. So

0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 1>basically it felt like her whole relationship with Robbie was

0:34:08.000 --> 0:34:10.480
<v Speaker 1>I believe you're not going to cheat on me. Like

0:34:10.600 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 1>it felt like she was talking herself into like like

0:34:14.760 --> 0:34:17.640
<v Speaker 1>on the whole time was like on paper, I felt

0:34:17.680 --> 0:34:19.840
<v Speaker 1>secure with you. I'm looking at the photo. Yes, that

0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 1>was fun. Like she was clearly trying to talk herself

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 1>into it. She even said that I just wanted it

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:27.960
<v Speaker 1>to be you so badly. She said that to him,

0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 1>and do you know what else she said to him,

0:34:30.760 --> 0:34:34.640
<v Speaker 1>And this is up at the end when she broke

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:37.239
<v Speaker 1>up with him, she said, I know that you will

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:39.560
<v Speaker 1>love me for the rest of your life, she did say,

0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:41.360
<v Speaker 1>or until the day you died. She said that I

0:34:41.440 --> 0:34:44.000
<v Speaker 1>know that you will love me. I know you would

0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:47.440
<v Speaker 1>have loved I don't know something. But it was really bizarre.

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:49.359
<v Speaker 1>It was almost like and I know, like he started

0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:51.360
<v Speaker 1>to be he said, I'm so disappointed because I know

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:53.719
<v Speaker 1>and I know you love me. Until I thought I

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:56.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, what, you can't say that to him? I

0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:59.160
<v Speaker 1>thought that too. I felt sorry for whoever, Like sweet

0:34:59.239 --> 0:35:01.399
<v Speaker 1>future wife, it is just like, bitch, please, you can't

0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:05.400
<v Speaker 1>put your inky spray all over him forever forever. You

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:07.719
<v Speaker 1>don't get to claim that choice of a way to

0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 1>break up with someone. You just get that at the

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Marriott and Sucket Thailand get to say. You don't get

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:15.839
<v Speaker 1>to do that forever. That's not cool. I mean, at

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:18.799
<v Speaker 1>least she didn't let him propose, but that was telling

0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:20.000
<v Speaker 1>him that he was going to love her and tell

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:22.040
<v Speaker 1>the dates. I know, if I I wish you could

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:24.279
<v Speaker 1>go back in time and be like, bitch, please, you

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:27.600
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like if some guys said that

0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 1>to me that I was like obsessed with, I would

0:35:30.000 --> 0:35:32.360
<v Speaker 1>almost be like, thank you for freeing me from you

0:35:32.520 --> 0:35:34.600
<v Speaker 1>right in this moment, Like I was going to be

0:35:34.680 --> 0:35:39.320
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with you and that incredibly narcissistic do. She comments,

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 1>you just freed me, and I thank you process, process

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:46.360
<v Speaker 1>Joel in this fledger of your nasty I thank you

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:48.520
<v Speaker 1>for that. What's her middle name too, because at one

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:53.799
<v Speaker 1>point there, yeah, they're like, they're like Joel Hannah her

0:35:53.880 --> 0:35:56.440
<v Speaker 1>name said like it started as Jojo and then her

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 1>name just kept getting longer. By the end of the

0:35:58.320 --> 0:36:02.200
<v Speaker 1>seat the end of the episod, kind of Elizabeth Woden

0:36:02.760 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 1>hame a lot fer Higgins fleedger Jen. Yes, okay, so

0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:14.319
<v Speaker 1>then I kind of was jamming on her ambree bell

0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:16.680
<v Speaker 1>sleeve dress. Did you like that? I liked it. I

0:36:16.880 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 1>liked it. I liked it. She has it's it's like

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:22.120
<v Speaker 1>every episode she has one really good outfit. That was it.

0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:24.759
<v Speaker 1>She looks great and a pair of jeans and thigh

0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:28.080
<v Speaker 1>high over the knee boots. Yes, she looks great and short.

0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:32.720
<v Speaker 1>She has bad gown choices like her evening years or loses.

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:35.360
<v Speaker 1>It's a little over the top, but her bell sleeve

0:36:35.480 --> 0:36:38.840
<v Speaker 1>ambree dress was way cuter than what Jordan got for

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:41.919
<v Speaker 1>his shitty night date, which was like a sweater, which

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 1>was she was pissed to him. She wanted to be like,

0:36:43.880 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 1>why didn't you ask for my dad? Like that was

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:48.200
<v Speaker 1>like she probably told that wardrobe people like give him

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:51.480
<v Speaker 1>at outfit he's on, he's in trouble. Yeah, he's in trouble.

0:36:52.000 --> 0:36:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Punish him. So she kept saying it's all about her

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:58.000
<v Speaker 1>feeling it, not about whether she feels it too. It's

0:36:58.080 --> 0:37:00.040
<v Speaker 1>only if she can feel it. But it's fascinating. And

0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:03.200
<v Speaker 1>it's basically each guy that she got to the point

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:05.279
<v Speaker 1>except for Jordan's, that she got to the point where

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:08.040
<v Speaker 1>she could actually feel it. The second she would feel it,

0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:12.919
<v Speaker 1>she'd scan her brain like AI, like like, okay, I'm

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:15.840
<v Speaker 1>not responding how I should responding. I finally got what

0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:17.959
<v Speaker 1>I wanted because it's like kiss of a Spider woman

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 1>and you're out. The second I can feel it, I'm

0:37:20.160 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna cut you. That's so true. Yeah, definitely what she

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:25.080
<v Speaker 1>did with Chase. She even brought him to the Fantasy

0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Suite and everything. Alex show Luke like, what more do

0:37:31.360 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 1>you need? Do you know what? Alex has songs on iTunes? No?

0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, will you pull it up? Please? Can

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 1>we play one? No? Starting not Alex Luke, Sorry you

0:37:39.880 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 1>no no, no, no, Luke Luke pow okay, will you

0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:47.440
<v Speaker 1>google that we might need to hear one. Okay, So

0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:51.080
<v Speaker 1>then I have to say I appreciated when she said

0:37:51.120 --> 0:37:52.879
<v Speaker 1>you made me feel what my worth is. I thought

0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:55.880
<v Speaker 1>that was very nice. Um when he was saying, I

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:59.440
<v Speaker 1>know that you got hurt last year about Ben, that

0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:02.919
<v Speaker 1>was like two weeks ago, Like, yeah, I believe because

0:38:02.920 --> 0:38:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I had a podcast about it and I started I

0:38:05.200 --> 0:38:08.239
<v Speaker 1>started my podcast in January, so that was at least

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:13.680
<v Speaker 1>March when you got hurt. So now it's that's so true.

0:38:13.800 --> 0:38:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I could I forgot it was even that close together. Yes,

0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:19.400
<v Speaker 1>And I like also by the way that her trust

0:38:19.440 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>issues don't even seem to stem from Ben. So if

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:23.880
<v Speaker 1>you have major trustes, it seems to be like from

0:38:23.920 --> 0:38:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the guy before Ben. If you have major trust issues,

0:38:28.320 --> 0:38:31.800
<v Speaker 1>why go on the Bachelor as a contestant? Because she

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:34.840
<v Speaker 1>likes TV? She and her brother was her brother was

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:38.879
<v Speaker 1>He was one of the bachelor's on Evil Longoria's dating show.

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:42.120
<v Speaker 1>I love pointing this out that when they came in

0:38:42.200 --> 0:38:45.480
<v Speaker 1>mouth kissed, when they kissed, when Ben sees came and

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:47.400
<v Speaker 1>they were like, oh, it must be noice for you

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:49.399
<v Speaker 1>to be in the Keppard. See picking all these ladies.

0:38:49.640 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 1>They were Ben on the Fox Evil on dating show.

0:38:53.840 --> 0:39:00.080
<v Speaker 1>One of them the Bachelor. Yeah, oh can we play it?

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you guys, here we go, Luke. This

0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 1>might be the new bath. Maybe maybe this is why

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:09.120
<v Speaker 1>he can't. They have to try to figure out. This

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 1>makes me so excited? Should we plug it in? Here

0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 1>you go? Get ready? Well you accept this Rose, You

0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 1>know what, you can get your Adam and Eve item

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:17.960
<v Speaker 1>out and make them get ready to make sweet love

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:20.759
<v Speaker 1>for two and a half minutes. Guys, that's as long

0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 1>as it takes right. I'll made you hard out of roses.

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 1>I got all the pillows from pure one okay, because

0:39:36.000 --> 0:39:38.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like a Nashville guy. This one's called following Me

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:49.000
<v Speaker 1>like Western No I remember worse. Okay, there's another one

0:39:50.080 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I kind of like. It's called tungsten Steel. What is it?

0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:56.759
<v Speaker 1>Tungsten steel? Please spell that? Can you use it in

0:39:56.800 --> 0:40:01.120
<v Speaker 1>a sentence? Ship? I'm bad because he got a look

0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:08.200
<v Speaker 1>at us, and I got a couch with y'all knees.

0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm being through this milk. I really love Luke on

0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:16.719
<v Speaker 1>the show so much. He was my favorite. Him and

0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:20.360
<v Speaker 1>James Taylor and I also liked any bought cowboy boots.

0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Make out this, Yeah, I can make out with the

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:26.440
<v Speaker 1>first one. I feel like I can make out with

0:40:26.480 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 1>the first one. I feel like it's well, I can

0:40:29.080 --> 0:40:30.680
<v Speaker 1>make out too, and I think I can make out

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:32.879
<v Speaker 1>with him. Yeah, no, make out with him for sure.

0:40:33.640 --> 0:40:36.360
<v Speaker 1>Was definitely like because I gre up in Arkansas, so

0:40:36.440 --> 0:40:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I definitely went to like up bar where somebody likes

0:40:39.040 --> 0:40:43.919
<v Speaker 1>this play a song, definitely okay, I believe that. Yeah,

0:40:44.000 --> 0:40:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I love a two step, don't get me wrong. Yeah,

0:40:46.239 --> 0:40:48.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean I've made out in Texas, don't get me wrong.

0:40:48.400 --> 0:40:51.680
<v Speaker 1>But I mean it's definitely terrible. But I kind of

0:40:51.760 --> 0:40:55.239
<v Speaker 1>liked the first one, the first one. I didn't mind

0:40:55.239 --> 0:41:01.439
<v Speaker 1>the ft too, being my ring tone. I's MS Ryan.

0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if that's why ABC can't confirm it, because

0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:08.840
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I mean, he might legitimately feel like I

0:41:09.000 --> 0:41:11.880
<v Speaker 1>have got played my music. I can't be on the batchelor.

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:15.080
<v Speaker 1>But maybe he'd get more more pressed if he was

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:18.560
<v Speaker 1>a bat because all they all they did. Maybe he's like,

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 1>you gotta stop playing the soldier angle and started playing

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:23.840
<v Speaker 1>the singer angle and the like, but we want the

0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 1>soldier the singer Soldier the singer soldier songwriter. Okay, alright,

0:41:31.280 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 1>So then Jordan's date so finish at Robbie. So he

0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:39.960
<v Speaker 1>gave her all the photos. That was sweet. He gave

0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:42.520
<v Speaker 1>great date. I did feel like she glassed over when

0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:44.560
<v Speaker 1>she was like, tell me about our night together and

0:41:44.680 --> 0:41:47.520
<v Speaker 1>it was like meat loaf, burnt meat loaf and kids

0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 1>in the other room in nine months. Nine months is

0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 1>too soon? He should have said, like five years. Yeah,

0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:57.719
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you have another song? Oh should we

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:01.880
<v Speaker 1>hear James Taylor song waits We Love James? Feel like

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:04.680
<v Speaker 1>James Taylor is like a legitimate. We got to FaceTime

0:42:04.719 --> 0:42:06.719
<v Speaker 1>with him and he was actually kind of hot, like

0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:09.400
<v Speaker 1>fatime with everybody. Let's face I can. I can try

0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:14.920
<v Speaker 1>to FaceTime Christian let me text Christians he's a villain. Okay,

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:17.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try to face is like legit, pretty good

0:42:21.719 --> 0:42:26.880
<v Speaker 1>cancer advice. Yeah, what horses kissing from? It ever been strange?

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 1>And I feel like I knew he was like can

0:42:30.880 --> 0:42:40.200
<v Speaker 1>sing onthing, but like it sounds more like fe tale.

0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:42.719
<v Speaker 1>He's not like a certain country. I guess I can't

0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:46.600
<v Speaker 1>think right now. This is about fairy tale. You can

0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:49.320
<v Speaker 1>get on huge. Aaron totally deveilable if we want to

0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:59.439
<v Speaker 1>call her good shooting Stone even more free day Jas

0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:02.239
<v Speaker 1>Taylor next, I would like him as best. I would

0:43:02.239 --> 0:43:06.680
<v Speaker 1>like him as the best stupid. I like that. Okay,

0:43:07.600 --> 0:43:09.759
<v Speaker 1>all right, I just texted Christian. We might be able

0:43:09.800 --> 0:43:12.959
<v Speaker 1>to um, we might be able to face time Christian too. Okay,

0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:15.840
<v Speaker 1>here we go. We're calling. We're gonna call Aaron Foley

0:43:15.920 --> 0:43:19.160
<v Speaker 1>in Texas, right right in Texas. She's writing on this

0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:22.240
<v Speaker 1>TV show. She's writing for like a ten year old comic.

0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:30.560
<v Speaker 1>That's amazing. Hello, Oh my god, I'm on. Okay, you're

0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:35.600
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast. Er believe we missed you, girl. Sara

0:43:35.640 --> 0:43:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Colowna's me and Sarah Colowna. Okay, okay, right now we're

0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:45.560
<v Speaker 1>up to just so you know, we're up to Jordan's

0:43:45.680 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 1>evening date. We just we just we're finishing up Robbie's

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:52.040
<v Speaker 1>date where he gave her the photos, and now we're

0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:55.400
<v Speaker 1>up to Jordan's the worst date ever, the worst date

0:43:55.560 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 1>ever where he wouldn't own up to the fact that

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:01.239
<v Speaker 1>he didn't ask for the hand of marriage. Elephant in

0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:03.600
<v Speaker 1>the room. What is your overall how do you feel

0:44:03.680 --> 0:44:09.000
<v Speaker 1>just generally overall about like how this all ended. Um

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:13.040
<v Speaker 1>can I say that now? Oh well, I just the

0:44:13.120 --> 0:44:18.000
<v Speaker 1>whole time when it was so pro Robbie, I was like, oh,

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:21.120
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be Jordan's like it was so it was

0:44:21.200 --> 0:44:24.320
<v Speaker 1>so pro Robbie. I was like, that was like and

0:44:24.400 --> 0:44:27.240
<v Speaker 1>then I thought, oh, maybe they're doing the unusual twist

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:30.440
<v Speaker 1>up so pro Robbie. Then it's Robbie. And then you know,

0:44:30.680 --> 0:44:32.839
<v Speaker 1>when the limo pulled up in like the long Duck

0:44:33.080 --> 0:44:41.560
<v Speaker 1>John Dong shoes came out, I was like Donald Duck

0:44:41.640 --> 0:44:44.880
<v Speaker 1>pulled out. I was like, oh, it's Jordan's you know what.

0:44:45.000 --> 0:44:47.080
<v Speaker 1>You also, it's never you never want to be the

0:44:47.160 --> 0:44:50.320
<v Speaker 1>first person in the limo. If your first, you're getting

0:44:50.520 --> 0:44:54.600
<v Speaker 1>sent home, right, But Donald Duck those shoes. Man. Even

0:44:54.640 --> 0:44:57.279
<v Speaker 1>if she had chosen Robbie, she switched her mind right

0:44:57.320 --> 0:45:00.440
<v Speaker 1>when she's stuck. She was like, hold on, did he

0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:02.920
<v Speaker 1>just pull up? Okay, we'll just we'll go ahead and

0:45:02.960 --> 0:45:05.080
<v Speaker 1>do it now. But then we just have to tape

0:45:05.719 --> 0:45:09.560
<v Speaker 1>get Jordan backcare gone because I didn't do those yet.

0:45:10.080 --> 0:45:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Um um okay, so that date, so we're on the dates. Basically,

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:16.520
<v Speaker 1>we're just based to catch you up. Aaron. She needs

0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:19.880
<v Speaker 1>so much fucking validation. Robbie's actually be doing it right.

0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:23.040
<v Speaker 1>The brothers were drugs, the sister is mute, so and

0:45:23.200 --> 0:45:25.880
<v Speaker 1>he actually we that's the fixture was an extra. I

0:45:25.960 --> 0:45:27.600
<v Speaker 1>had no idea she was part of the family. I

0:45:27.680 --> 0:45:30.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, who well paid that one to sit on

0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:32.279
<v Speaker 1>the edge of the couch. I didn't even know she

0:45:32.360 --> 0:45:34.960
<v Speaker 1>was part of the family. Christian wants to FaceTime us,

0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:39.440
<v Speaker 1>and how many minutes should I say? Ten? Ten minutes? Okay,

0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:44.200
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna FaceTime with Christian. We're just going all out. Okay, Okay,

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:48.880
<v Speaker 1>So then um so so so, then so so they

0:45:48.920 --> 0:45:53.160
<v Speaker 1>have the worst date ever and and then so she's like,

0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:55.120
<v Speaker 1>why didn't you ask for the hand in marriage? He's

0:45:55.200 --> 0:45:58.440
<v Speaker 1>such a liar, He's just he just talks. Yeah, he

0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:01.560
<v Speaker 1>didn't answer. He wouldn't he wouldn't say anything. He was like,

0:46:01.719 --> 0:46:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I just didn't know that you wanted. I wanted to

0:46:03.480 --> 0:46:06.120
<v Speaker 1>be up to you that. Yeah, He's like, I made

0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:08.719
<v Speaker 1>it clear, Yeah, you make it clear. To clear, you

0:46:08.760 --> 0:46:10.960
<v Speaker 1>have to say, well, can I have your her hand?

0:46:11.040 --> 0:46:17.680
<v Speaker 1>And can I have Joel Hannah Montana's Fletcher hand? This

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:21.399
<v Speaker 1>Fletcher of you nasty and put it back on her

0:46:21.719 --> 0:46:23.960
<v Speaker 1>like just when he put it back on her. I

0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:29.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh god, I paused it because my girlfriend,

0:46:29.000 --> 0:46:31.799
<v Speaker 1>gwyn I was faced. She didn't have a TV, which

0:46:31.880 --> 0:46:34.600
<v Speaker 1>is suspicious, but that's all right. And then I put

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:37.520
<v Speaker 1>like Her on face time up to the couch. So

0:46:37.800 --> 0:46:40.359
<v Speaker 1>we've been watching it every Monday, like face timing her

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:42.759
<v Speaker 1>and we and I paused, and she screamed. We both

0:46:42.800 --> 0:46:45.200
<v Speaker 1>screamed out he put it on her. It's that was

0:46:45.280 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 1>the worst sign now now and he's going to do

0:46:47.160 --> 0:46:50.280
<v Speaker 1>that to her for the rest of their life circle

0:46:50.960 --> 0:46:53.480
<v Speaker 1>because I do think he doesn't like women like I'm sorry.

0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:55.239
<v Speaker 1>I do think at the end of the day, he's

0:46:55.280 --> 0:46:57.560
<v Speaker 1>never going to deal with it. I don't think he

0:46:57.680 --> 0:46:59.400
<v Speaker 1>wants to get into the bone zone with her. I

0:46:59.480 --> 0:47:02.160
<v Speaker 1>really don't. When he when she put her hands on

0:47:02.440 --> 0:47:05.200
<v Speaker 1>his boobies and he turned it backwards and made and

0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:07.560
<v Speaker 1>felt her racing heart with the back of his fingers

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:09.560
<v Speaker 1>for the first time in the theory that he touched

0:47:09.600 --> 0:47:12.320
<v Speaker 1>her check when she when she would have made his family,

0:47:12.600 --> 0:47:14.880
<v Speaker 1>she said, my heart is racing, and she grabbed his

0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:17.759
<v Speaker 1>hand and put it between her great fake rack and

0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:20.560
<v Speaker 1>he turned his hand and put it backwards on his

0:47:20.680 --> 0:47:26.239
<v Speaker 1>fingers in his and his lady Blazer and with his

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:30.480
<v Speaker 1>lady is, his wovenly hips, his time, his duck hair

0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:32.560
<v Speaker 1>and his lady Blazer and he and he and he

0:47:32.719 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 1>touched her boobs for the first time ever in Theory Backwards.

0:47:36.120 --> 0:47:37.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that is not a guy that was

0:47:37.719 --> 0:47:39.759
<v Speaker 1>to get in the bones. I did not see that,

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 1>and I love that. That's amazing. That makes I didn't

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:46.839
<v Speaker 1>you said I have no life and that was about

0:47:46.880 --> 0:47:50.320
<v Speaker 1>three episodes a guy, so so he talked in circles

0:47:50.360 --> 0:47:52.080
<v Speaker 1>and blamed her. I was like, well, you, I don't

0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:54.120
<v Speaker 1>know there's another guy in this. I don't know, well

0:47:54.200 --> 0:47:55.759
<v Speaker 1>he said. He was like, I want to know where

0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:57.560
<v Speaker 1>you are first. Basically, it was like, if you don't

0:47:57.560 --> 0:47:59.239
<v Speaker 1>say I love you first, well then how can I

0:47:59.320 --> 0:48:03.000
<v Speaker 1>ask for your hand to marriage? Guys, we have too

0:48:03.000 --> 0:48:09.080
<v Speaker 1>FaceTime Christian after the episode, unfortunately, but we will. We will, Okay, okay,

0:48:09.080 --> 0:48:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell him. It'll be twenty minutes. Um. I love

0:48:12.560 --> 0:48:15.440
<v Speaker 1>that you guys get up sucked into the Robbie. How

0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:18.120
<v Speaker 1>did yes? We would? What would? We actually found that

0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:20.879
<v Speaker 1>we we liked him more than we wanted to, even

0:48:20.920 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 1>though at after the Rose he did show up in

0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:27.160
<v Speaker 1>duck shoes, striped socks, a checkered boutineer, a pocket square,

0:48:27.560 --> 0:48:31.480
<v Speaker 1>and a striped tie. But but we found that we

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:35.040
<v Speaker 1>actually found him to be sincere and sweet, and that

0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:38.399
<v Speaker 1>we were then rooting for Robbie. Yeah. I liked him, Yes,

0:48:38.560 --> 0:48:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I liked him last night better than Jordan's. Like between

0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:43.640
<v Speaker 1>the two, I was like, well, I guess that's you know,

0:48:43.800 --> 0:48:46.239
<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm going to vote for Robbie. But then

0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:48.239
<v Speaker 1>he and that was the first time I liked him

0:48:48.239 --> 0:48:50.360
<v Speaker 1>at all. But I do feel like both he and

0:48:50.520 --> 0:48:53.719
<v Speaker 1>Jordan takes They probably take so long to get ready. Yeah,

0:48:57.400 --> 0:49:00.600
<v Speaker 1>if you look at Robbie though his hair literally shower

0:49:00.719 --> 0:49:03.480
<v Speaker 1>shot of him with that hair not moving, it didn't

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:06.239
<v Speaker 1>get wet. I'm telling you, I guarantee. They were like

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:07.840
<v Speaker 1>he was like, you have to get a special shower

0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:13.840
<v Speaker 1>head that goes around my head because it can't get wet. Can't.

0:49:14.360 --> 0:49:16.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like an infection or like if you have like

0:49:16.400 --> 0:49:19.000
<v Speaker 1>a cast or something, you're like literally like it cannot

0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:22.360
<v Speaker 1>get wet, Like I literally will die. Like when they

0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:24.480
<v Speaker 1>watched him coming and I just get actually looking for

0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:26.440
<v Speaker 1>like the angle, like how do you even get your

0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:28.160
<v Speaker 1>hair like that? Like how do you do. It's like

0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:33.359
<v Speaker 1>it's like a Mrs Doubt doubt fire face mold. It's

0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:36.120
<v Speaker 1>like he's got a skull cap on and then that's

0:49:36.160 --> 0:49:38.800
<v Speaker 1>not and then he puts the new skull on and

0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:43.200
<v Speaker 1>JoJo's mom puts a new face on the Can you

0:49:43.320 --> 0:49:45.560
<v Speaker 1>talk about it? I know you love Jojo'sma's face. Can

0:49:45.600 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I just say decide? Note how happy I am that.

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm also like I can actually text with two bachelors

0:49:50.440 --> 0:49:52.720
<v Speaker 1>like that. That the fact that I'm texting with Christian

0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:54.919
<v Speaker 1>right now because I am not a big Texter while

0:49:54.920 --> 0:49:56.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm like doing things, but the fact I feel like

0:49:56.760 --> 0:49:59.480
<v Speaker 1>it's like allowed if it's with a bachelor contestant or

0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 1>somebody who who's just about stor in paradise. Okay, wait

0:50:02.040 --> 0:50:06.000
<v Speaker 1>a minute, JoJo's mom's face, please go, Aaron, fully go

0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:11.080
<v Speaker 1>the lips the lips? Was she it was? There's there's

0:50:11.160 --> 0:50:14.640
<v Speaker 1>two moments, the initial three moments. One what was that

0:50:14.719 --> 0:50:16.080
<v Speaker 1>woman doing at the end of the couch? And I

0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:20.520
<v Speaker 1>realized maybe she's related to the sister? And then to um,

0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:24.080
<v Speaker 1>how how many years did she like or how many

0:50:24.160 --> 0:50:27.720
<v Speaker 1>jobs did the husband have to pay for? Like several faces?

0:50:28.640 --> 0:50:33.799
<v Speaker 1>And then three um, I raised a princess. You need

0:50:33.880 --> 0:50:36.400
<v Speaker 1>to make her a queen. If I was the lady,

0:50:36.480 --> 0:50:38.640
<v Speaker 1>if I was Robbie, I'd be like, I'm gonna take

0:50:38.680 --> 0:50:42.360
<v Speaker 1>a pass, and I would right let her run to

0:50:42.480 --> 0:50:45.800
<v Speaker 1>a bar and get hammered. Yea, if someone said that,

0:50:46.200 --> 0:50:48.160
<v Speaker 1>if someone said that to I can't imagine if my

0:50:48.200 --> 0:50:51.080
<v Speaker 1>parents had said that to Johnny, be like, well, now

0:50:51.120 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving. I raised you need to make her queen. Literally,

0:50:56.800 --> 0:50:59.799
<v Speaker 1>my parents dressed me in my brother's old clothes. It's

0:50:59.840 --> 0:51:03.600
<v Speaker 1>like we raised her as a young man and you

0:51:03.760 --> 0:51:06.239
<v Speaker 1>need to once in a while remind her that she's

0:51:06.280 --> 0:51:09.279
<v Speaker 1>a human female. Like it is. It is truly like

0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:12.000
<v Speaker 1>you've seen photos. I don't know, sarahcene photos. I'm gonna

0:51:12.000 --> 0:51:15.840
<v Speaker 1>find one for You're not going to be disappointed. I

0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:17.920
<v Speaker 1>mean truly, they did raise me. It's like, look, we

0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:20.040
<v Speaker 1>have one, we have one set of clothing, and your

0:51:20.080 --> 0:51:24.120
<v Speaker 1>brother came first. So we raised your as we raised

0:51:24.120 --> 0:51:26.400
<v Speaker 1>your brother, as we would raise any young man in

0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:29.800
<v Speaker 1>New England as the young man of New England. So

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:33.319
<v Speaker 1>that can you Yeah, I'll find them while you guys

0:51:33.400 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 1>chat for one second, chat amongst yourselves for one second. Well,

0:51:37.160 --> 0:51:40.239
<v Speaker 1>the mom too. It's just uh well, yeah, I mean

0:51:40.480 --> 0:51:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I feel like she maybe that's how her dad because

0:51:43.640 --> 0:51:47.200
<v Speaker 1>her dad's a little calmer, so maybe he sort of

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:49.520
<v Speaker 1>treats her. Maybe he sort of instilled that in her.

0:51:50.000 --> 0:51:53.040
<v Speaker 1>The dad combo. That combo, it's like, how did the

0:51:53.120 --> 0:51:58.480
<v Speaker 1>dad and the mom hook up? He must be really rich, right, Yeah,

0:51:58.800 --> 0:52:00.960
<v Speaker 1>you know. I also was surprised that's how well behaved.

0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:04.959
<v Speaker 1>The Brothers were good show of last season. I feel

0:52:05.000 --> 0:52:07.800
<v Speaker 1>like they were like drugged. Yeah, you know that the

0:52:07.840 --> 0:52:09.919
<v Speaker 1>producers were to be about that. They were like, wait,

0:52:10.000 --> 0:52:15.799
<v Speaker 1>where where did the Bobbsey Twins? And they're just kind

0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:19.440
<v Speaker 1>of like still life. Although I do think that like

0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:22.759
<v Speaker 1>Robbie's like the ultimate cardboard cut out, you know, like

0:52:22.920 --> 0:52:26.640
<v Speaker 1>he could be saying anything and they were all like, yes, yes, Robbie,

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Um yes, he was fully full on cardboard cut up.

0:52:30.600 --> 0:52:32.640
<v Speaker 1>I can't find the really good one that I want

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:36.839
<v Speaker 1>to find. Of photos. Here's here's that happened, But that's

0:52:36.880 --> 0:52:38.279
<v Speaker 1>not the young man. I look, I actually have a

0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:42.440
<v Speaker 1>dress on in those. But I'll finding I'll find them

0:52:42.440 --> 0:52:44.520
<v Speaker 1>one I'm looking for later. Find the one with the camel.

0:52:44.920 --> 0:52:46.759
<v Speaker 1>It's someone, it's I know, it's someone on the bike.

0:52:46.800 --> 0:52:48.839
<v Speaker 1>I'll find them one on the bike. Um, that one

0:52:48.960 --> 0:52:51.239
<v Speaker 1>is my favorite. Okay. So then they go on. So

0:52:51.360 --> 0:52:55.279
<v Speaker 1>then they go and they have they go on, they

0:52:55.360 --> 0:52:58.319
<v Speaker 1>go on their horrible date. They go kayaking, she goes over,

0:52:58.440 --> 0:53:03.440
<v Speaker 1>he blames her, and then and then she goes home.

0:53:03.640 --> 0:53:06.120
<v Speaker 1>They send letters to each other, which is and they

0:53:06.239 --> 0:53:09.800
<v Speaker 1>read them. That was so stupid. It was and especially

0:53:09.880 --> 0:53:12.959
<v Speaker 1>since they all read them, Miss Fletcher back and forth

0:53:13.160 --> 0:53:16.080
<v Speaker 1>the letter reading. And it was also like, here we go,

0:53:16.120 --> 0:53:18.399
<v Speaker 1>I found the photo. There we go. I'm the one

0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:20.960
<v Speaker 1>with the helmet and the dick shout out. I'm the

0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:23.560
<v Speaker 1>one with the shadow like at the dick shut out,

0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:26.520
<v Speaker 1>like the load, the load of my pants, I'm the

0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 1>one with twice the amount of hair. And old men

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:37.279
<v Speaker 1>get their stomach start or whatever. My fall to my

0:53:37.400 --> 0:53:40.719
<v Speaker 1>stomach started to ste here together at the age of four.

0:53:41.040 --> 0:53:43.479
<v Speaker 1>That's amazing. I will put it on our Facebook page

0:53:43.480 --> 0:53:45.880
<v Speaker 1>so everybody can enjoy. It's really this one. This is

0:53:45.960 --> 0:53:51.719
<v Speaker 1>the one you've seen that. What haven't you pointed out

0:53:51.880 --> 0:53:53.719
<v Speaker 1>that it was that I did have like a full

0:53:53.800 --> 0:53:56.960
<v Speaker 1>dick shudow. And I'm also the confident alpha and this,

0:53:57.239 --> 0:53:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean I just assumed you were the one. I

0:53:59.040 --> 0:54:00.520
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, you were a bruten back then. And

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:03.960
<v Speaker 1>then that's me, like, this is not a human that's

0:54:04.000 --> 0:54:06.479
<v Speaker 1>been raded to a process. This is a human that's

0:54:06.480 --> 0:54:10.879
<v Speaker 1>been raised to like go into comedy and hosted a podcast. Okay,

0:54:10.880 --> 0:54:13.719
<v Speaker 1>we'll put that on our Facebook page. Um, okay, So

0:54:13.880 --> 0:54:17.040
<v Speaker 1>then okay, so he's a liar. Um didn't ask for

0:54:17.080 --> 0:54:19.560
<v Speaker 1>the hint of marriage. He doesn't want to marry her.

0:54:19.680 --> 0:54:21.600
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't like ladies, is what I wrote Robbie in

0:54:21.640 --> 0:54:24.040
<v Speaker 1>the shower, So then they had to pick out the

0:54:24.520 --> 0:54:29.080
<v Speaker 1>rings and then and then Jordan's lame lame loser phone

0:54:29.400 --> 0:54:33.719
<v Speaker 1>dials in permission for the dad. I mean, that's it

0:54:33.920 --> 0:54:37.200
<v Speaker 1>was so weird and robotic and just like it was

0:54:37.560 --> 0:54:39.600
<v Speaker 1>it was almost like he was just like ordering Thai

0:54:39.719 --> 0:54:43.960
<v Speaker 1>food Like it was so like, you know, three burgers

0:54:44.080 --> 0:54:46.640
<v Speaker 1>to like it was just so cut off. Yeah, and

0:54:46.719 --> 0:54:48.640
<v Speaker 1>it's like he had to do it because he then

0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:50.440
<v Speaker 1>he had to write the letter to tell her that

0:54:50.600 --> 0:54:52.640
<v Speaker 1>he had done it, you know, had done it, and

0:54:52.719 --> 0:54:54.920
<v Speaker 1>doing it like also over speaker phone, like you're on

0:54:55.000 --> 0:54:57.320
<v Speaker 1>an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Like nobody

0:54:57.360 --> 0:54:59.440
<v Speaker 1>actually speaks on speaker phone like that, like you know

0:54:59.480 --> 0:55:01.520
<v Speaker 1>what I mean, like doing that. It was just like

0:55:01.680 --> 0:55:04.280
<v Speaker 1>like you're in some reality. Well I guess you are, okay,

0:55:04.400 --> 0:55:07.719
<v Speaker 1>So then her and me for the rest of our life.

0:55:07.880 --> 0:55:09.800
<v Speaker 1>That's what he wrote. No, it's that is not the

0:55:09.920 --> 0:55:12.480
<v Speaker 1>proper phrasing. It's gonna be her and me for the

0:55:12.520 --> 0:55:14.800
<v Speaker 1>rest of you guys are dummies. She put her hooker

0:55:14.880 --> 0:55:17.200
<v Speaker 1>shoes on to go get her mail. The mailman's arrived.

0:55:17.480 --> 0:55:20.400
<v Speaker 1>She's thankfully got her hooker shoes on, which mysteriously disappeared

0:55:20.400 --> 0:55:23.160
<v Speaker 1>when there, and then she was reading the letter at

0:55:23.160 --> 0:55:25.719
<v Speaker 1>the same time. They're both of their hair. Both both

0:55:25.920 --> 0:55:28.880
<v Speaker 1>both Jordan and Robbie's hair were insane the whole season

0:55:29.000 --> 0:55:31.320
<v Speaker 1>with the season of hair mishaps. So then they go

0:55:31.760 --> 0:55:33.360
<v Speaker 1>So then they go to the cut to the audience.

0:55:33.440 --> 0:55:36.600
<v Speaker 1>The entire Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are there. When they were

0:55:36.760 --> 0:55:40.960
<v Speaker 1>when he's reading the Miss Fletcher Joel Hannah Fletcher Fay,

0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:45.919
<v Speaker 1>why were they there? And she wasn't a Dallas she's

0:55:45.920 --> 0:55:48.400
<v Speaker 1>from Dallas. It didn't make some some producer wanted to

0:55:48.520 --> 0:55:53.120
<v Speaker 1>like titting funk off the tip. I was like, yeah,

0:55:53.160 --> 0:55:56.080
<v Speaker 1>she's from Dallas, but you know, every you don't have

0:55:56.360 --> 0:55:58.439
<v Speaker 1>every year. Now we're gonna have like the cheerleading team

0:55:58.480 --> 0:56:02.520
<v Speaker 1>from wherever the yeah here it comes to Golden Stay Warriors.

0:56:03.040 --> 0:56:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Um so so then out so, then so. Then Robbie

0:56:07.719 --> 0:56:11.799
<v Speaker 1>arrives first with his loafers and striped socks. Being first

0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:15.080
<v Speaker 1>is never good. And it was just like I felt

0:56:15.160 --> 0:56:17.640
<v Speaker 1>like this charade. I felt like it was always Jordan's.

0:56:17.680 --> 0:56:19.840
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it was Jordan before the season started.

0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I felt like she pushed away any guy that actually

0:56:23.680 --> 0:56:27.000
<v Speaker 1>loved her. He's gonna break her heart. And I felt

0:56:27.000 --> 0:56:29.520
<v Speaker 1>sorry for Robbie. She's hit home every guy that actually

0:56:29.600 --> 0:56:33.400
<v Speaker 1>loved her and I and I felt like I felt

0:56:33.480 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 1>like Ben and Lauren don't look happy, They're not vibrant.

0:56:37.520 --> 0:56:40.240
<v Speaker 1>I also felt like the set, like the setting around

0:56:40.320 --> 0:56:43.720
<v Speaker 1>them was weird, Like they had like a random barrel

0:56:44.000 --> 0:56:50.040
<v Speaker 1>on the side. Yes, yeah, it was like the person

0:56:50.080 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>who was supposed to decorate this set that day was like,

0:56:52.080 --> 0:56:54.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't I fucking I lost everything.

0:56:54.200 --> 0:56:55.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't find anything. They were like, I don't know,

0:56:56.040 --> 0:57:00.960
<v Speaker 1>get a basket, gets sound up, my daughter park shipwreck,

0:57:01.280 --> 0:57:03.440
<v Speaker 1>my dollar goes so far here? I had such a

0:57:03.480 --> 0:57:06.480
<v Speaker 1>fucking vendor. I lost. I blew all the budget. I

0:57:06.640 --> 0:57:08.440
<v Speaker 1>blew all the budget. I don't know where I've been

0:57:08.480 --> 0:57:13.320
<v Speaker 1>since Tuesday, stole stuff out of like kids bedrooms in

0:57:13.440 --> 0:57:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Thailand and decorated this thing. I woke up in some

0:57:15.719 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 1>chick's house in Thailand. I don't know what happened in

0:57:17.960 --> 0:57:20.640
<v Speaker 1>the last four days. I'm sorry. I know a Walmart

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:25.480
<v Speaker 1>shipping container like ran a ran a breath on the sand.

0:57:25.920 --> 0:57:28.040
<v Speaker 1>I know I was I know I was supposed to

0:57:28.120 --> 0:57:31.080
<v Speaker 1>build a pergola. Fucking lots that you guys am so

0:57:31.240 --> 0:57:34.960
<v Speaker 1>fucked up right now some woman, So I think I

0:57:35.080 --> 0:57:39.040
<v Speaker 1>might be married to some fucking woman. So then hookers

0:57:39.160 --> 0:57:43.120
<v Speaker 1>are killing me. So then when Robbie walked away, he

0:57:43.360 --> 0:57:46.160
<v Speaker 1>actually looked like a mannequin. He looked like he had

0:57:46.200 --> 0:57:48.080
<v Speaker 1>a stick up his and his hands were held like

0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:50.880
<v Speaker 1>a manetah. And he didn't like sad either. He didn't.

0:57:51.080 --> 0:57:53.800
<v Speaker 1>He actually looked like he was over at No, I

0:57:53.880 --> 0:57:57.840
<v Speaker 1>guess you go. I'm no longer a former competition, I'm

0:57:57.920 --> 0:58:03.320
<v Speaker 1>no a full time male man. And he didn't find

0:58:03.360 --> 0:58:05.880
<v Speaker 1>the full shower head because his hair going to be touched.

0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:08.760
<v Speaker 1>He said that time he was half boy, half mannequin.

0:58:09.720 --> 0:58:18.040
<v Speaker 1>His transformation to a mannequin. He's never living in present day.

0:58:18.360 --> 0:58:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Everything is former former human, former swimmer, former contestant, form,

0:58:26.120 --> 0:58:34.040
<v Speaker 1>full time mannequin. Okay, So then so then up shows

0:58:34.200 --> 0:58:39.640
<v Speaker 1>fucking Jordan's and his fucking tight his suite looks cute.

0:58:39.680 --> 0:58:41.280
<v Speaker 1>I will say it was the one thing he got right.

0:58:41.320 --> 0:58:44.080
<v Speaker 1>I felt fine. I mean it was good looking man good.

0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:46.600
<v Speaker 1>It was nice to see him outside of a pair

0:58:46.640 --> 0:58:49.720
<v Speaker 1>of jaggings. I was like, are cute? Yeah, I mean

0:58:50.200 --> 0:58:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I forgot the first night you were in a suit

0:58:52.160 --> 0:58:54.400
<v Speaker 1>and your last night you're in a suit. Finally a

0:58:54.560 --> 0:59:00.320
<v Speaker 1>non pair of jagging Yeah, jaggings. He just got his

0:59:00.440 --> 0:59:03.959
<v Speaker 1>lady blazer he put on. Then he got a cheap

0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:08.680
<v Speaker 1>rollerblades everywhere everywhere. You know, he's got one of those

0:59:08.840 --> 0:59:12.160
<v Speaker 1>longboard like like skateboard long boards, um like that that

0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:14.560
<v Speaker 1>are sort of like that. Okay. So then she shows

0:59:14.640 --> 0:59:17.439
<v Speaker 1>up in her weird dress at the after the Roads

0:59:17.960 --> 0:59:20.520
<v Speaker 1>and Chad throwing down with his dead mom and that

0:59:20.600 --> 0:59:24.280
<v Speaker 1>he's a marine was so embarrassing, and Jordan was just

0:59:24.480 --> 0:59:27.920
<v Speaker 1>such a spin doctor, but and and they were both

0:59:28.000 --> 0:59:30.520
<v Speaker 1>so full of it during even during his proposal, She's like,

0:59:30.600 --> 0:59:32.640
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, is this happening right now. It's like, well, yeah,

0:59:32.640 --> 0:59:34.760
<v Speaker 1>you know it's happening because you guys already talked about it.

0:59:34.840 --> 0:59:37.440
<v Speaker 1>He picked at the ring. And then somebody, and I

0:59:37.440 --> 0:59:39.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it was I think it was Chris Harrison.

0:59:39.120 --> 0:59:42.360
<v Speaker 1>Somebody said the phrase quote talk here's my ultimate grammar police,

0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:45.520
<v Speaker 1>and that was when the family was drug into this.

0:59:45.680 --> 0:59:49.680
<v Speaker 1>It was Chris Harrison, and I was like, the family

0:59:49.800 --> 0:59:53.520
<v Speaker 1>got drug into this? Are you fucking kidding Chris Harrison,

0:59:53.680 --> 0:59:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Shame on you. I don't feel like he misuses words.

0:59:58.400 --> 1:00:01.360
<v Speaker 1>He said, your family got drug into this. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even comment on that. And by the way, Jojo

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<v Speaker 1>lit up like a fucking Christmas tree for the first

1:00:08.240 --> 1:00:10.160
<v Speaker 1>time ever when she heard she was getting a free

1:00:10.200 --> 1:00:16.040
<v Speaker 1>week Atnemical in Pennsylvania. I first said that they were

1:00:16.120 --> 1:00:18.439
<v Speaker 1>doing a bit like ha ha ha, they got they're

1:00:18.520 --> 1:00:21.520
<v Speaker 1>providing a free week in Enemicolon And it was literally

1:00:21.640 --> 1:00:25.480
<v Speaker 1>like what like I won the book like a free week,

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like, I love now. I got fucked

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<v Speaker 1>in the hot tub. I look in the wood hot tup.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys were just in Thailand, Yeah, yeah, you were excited,

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<v Speaker 1>Like how much of it in Pennsylvania exactly. I finally

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<v Speaker 1>I can get away from Thailand. I get back to

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<v Speaker 1>Neemical and Pennsylvane. Yeah, you know, Jordan's like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>not what I was hoping would happen when I pretended

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<v Speaker 1>to like you so that I should get on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping we'd got a nicer places. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think we have to go back to Nemical in

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<v Speaker 1>Pennsylvania and our biplane when we did, she took the

1:00:57.000 --> 1:01:01.240
<v Speaker 1>biplane to Nemiclond work for the US Post Office. She

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<v Speaker 1>did the biplane and then they went fucking dog mushing

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<v Speaker 1>on dirt. That bummed me out. Oh I forgot that.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a bummer. That was a bummer. It comes

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<v Speaker 1>in like snoopy regal Beagle delivering mail, like drops into like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, the old man's house in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of Pennsylvania. So here's the thing, guys. Here we are

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the season. Oh something move here

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<v Speaker 1>we go to the end of the season. I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, Aaron we called it with Paget when

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<v Speaker 1>we looked at the photos, were like, oh, Jordan Rodgers

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna win. Obviously, it felt What did we say

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<v Speaker 1>about Robbie. What do we say do we say anything

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<v Speaker 1>about rapping? It was gonna be We thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be Chase, and we we picked Derek, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>and um, and then I went wild carding and picked

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<v Speaker 1>Vinny and uh, Paget picked the Paget picked the Hipster,

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<v Speaker 1>which didn't last very long. I mean, what do we

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<v Speaker 1>have listened like? I actually I hope they do pick

1:02:03.240 --> 1:02:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Luke because I actually feel like Luke although he does

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<v Speaker 1>have a record, he does have a record thing. Can

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<v Speaker 1>can't you just have a person? What do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>a record thing? Oh? We just listened to Luke. There's

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<v Speaker 1>songs of his on iTunes, on iTunes that you need

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to immediately. Luke. Luke has a song we've

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<v Speaker 1>been We just played him on the podcast. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>country singer. He's a country singer. Sweet Jesus. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we didn't know his occupation. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>former war vet, right, yeah, for more full time country singer.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what do we First of all, I could

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<v Speaker 1>not be more excited for Bachelor in Paradise, which is

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to immediately run home and watch, like, give

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<v Speaker 1>me some fucking entertainment. Give me some entertainment. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>very entertaining, and it was clearly going to be We

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<v Speaker 1>all knew who she was going to pick, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was excited for her. I liked her, yeah, like I

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<v Speaker 1>really liked her. The family stuff was just really like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. When her mom was like princess and

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<v Speaker 1>says queen, and she was just like why then you

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<v Speaker 1>asked my dad? I was like, is there all the

1:03:04.720 --> 1:03:08.600
<v Speaker 1>way around? Like, what is happening? Yeah, my dad, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a princess you needed me. That's some insight

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<v Speaker 1>into what she's probably like a giant brat. And then

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<v Speaker 1>the sister is like, Toby, go clean Joe. Joe's sucking

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<v Speaker 1>garments out, Like maybe that wasn't his sister. Maybe that

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<v Speaker 1>was like a seat filler. Guys, I'm not I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>positive that wasn't a seat filler. I swear to god,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just then I paused it and I was

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<v Speaker 1>laughing forward. I was like, who's that lady at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the cap, Like, she doesn't even fit in,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't sid in, No, who is talk to? Literally,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't say one word. She didn't say one word.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't say one word. She didn't even like shake

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<v Speaker 1>her head. She was expressing list. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>if she knew she was in public. It was bizarre.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe she's Maybe she's the drug woman that was

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<v Speaker 1>responsible for putting the barrels on the beach. It was found.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like they felt bad because for her set

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<v Speaker 1>designer who got so like somebody like revied or drink

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<v Speaker 1>at like a bar. So they were worried about her.

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<v Speaker 1>They let her sit on the set just to make

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<v Speaker 1>her feel safe, like a safe space, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, you know what, Jenny really need to Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just have the tire on the beach and the cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>She kind of looked like they didn't pay for the

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<v Speaker 1>tip job for her, but if you got her a

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<v Speaker 1>nice tip chop at a halter, she could have been

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<v Speaker 1>JoJo's sister. Yeah, that's true. Guys. Friendship ladies, before we

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<v Speaker 1>do the male grab bag, what do we have to say?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are we rooting for for the Bachelor? Who do

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<v Speaker 1>I think? Luke? I'm rooting for Luke. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that he'll be that exciting, but I mean James Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>will be great, but I think he went to Paradise,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's not going to be him. He did go

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<v Speaker 1>to Paradise, to paradise. I think he did. Really, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's going to be I think he went to Paradise.

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<v Speaker 1>I got excited. I think he went to Paradise. I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're not showing I know, the rectile dysfunction. And

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<v Speaker 1>doctor went and he was in bed with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>one of like he actually wrote Evan and then he

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<v Speaker 1>gets beat out by Chad and the blood. They can't

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<v Speaker 1>find his vein. There's blood everywhere. Um, guys, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to see. Allegedly Chad gets kicked up when he

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<v Speaker 1>calls a lady that the sea word and then actually

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<v Speaker 1>ships his pants is when he's escorted at the rumors

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<v Speaker 1>that he calls a woman to seaward and just his pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's how do they make it so how much? How?

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't they make the about sir and about Sirrette

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<v Speaker 1>that good? But they because I think they try to.

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<v Speaker 1>They have to protect the bachelor of the bachelorette, so

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<v Speaker 1>they give him more alcohol on Bachelor in Paradise, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think they edited to like that the person. They're

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<v Speaker 1>still the fantasy, like the perfect cat, right, guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot I don't even know what to say. Sarah, will

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<v Speaker 1>you come back on for about stor in Paradise? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Yes, but I can't wait wait to get

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<v Speaker 1>home and watch it. Okay, when you go back. I

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<v Speaker 1>was almost like when you said you couldn't do this,

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<v Speaker 1>until a little bit later in the evening he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>does she know batch in parent? Blame me, blame me,

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<v Speaker 1>blame When do you go up to see I've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen it before, but we're gonna be so fucking happy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's especially after this season and last season

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<v Speaker 1>on The Bachelor, You're gonna be you really, finally, finally,

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<v Speaker 1>so entertaining. You're gonna love it. Yeah, people just lose

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<v Speaker 1>their ship. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I can't wait for you to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>When do you go up to Seattle? I'm going next week, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend, and I'm gonna go for like two days.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you'll be around, so yeah, maybe we can

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<v Speaker 1>have you on like two weeks. Okay. Oh my good Sarah.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot think. What a pleasure. Thank you, Aaron Um,

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<v Speaker 1>such a joy to have you back. Ladies Katie and Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>will you stick around into the mail grab bag with

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<v Speaker 1>me and um, oh my god, thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for doing. Thank you another seas to hear your voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you too, buddy, I miss you. By you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>There were so many good tweets this week. We had

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<v Speaker 1>so many good tweets to pick from, and I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to know there's a very I have a very

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<v Speaker 1>fair system. I go through, I see the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of like, but I but like, I mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>a few that I like, but I let Anna be

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<v Speaker 1>the one who sort of narrows it down and then Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>Katy and I get to pick. So there's a full

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<v Speaker 1>filter system. But please keep emailing us at Rose podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that helps us. Yeah, we tell your friends,

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<v Speaker 1>tell your friends, tell your friends, and we are going

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<v Speaker 1>to do Bachelor in Paradise, so there'll be a new

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<v Speaker 1>enough could not We're finally we'll actually have like a

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<v Speaker 1>good show entertaining guys. It should Nick File getting a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking ring? Who the fund is he engaged? Do you

1:08:04.480 --> 1:08:06.840
<v Speaker 1>think it's the mom? But that should him making out

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<v Speaker 1>with like some fucking that he's a shade shady player,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's so hot. I know, I know who do

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make out with? This I parative I'd

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<v Speaker 1>make out with Wells first, Jared, Nick, Nick, Jared? Who else?

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<v Speaker 1>I have to I forget who's there? Christians? There is?

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<v Speaker 1>I think Grant is Grant there? Because yeah, Grant and

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<v Speaker 1>Jared Grant picking out a ring too, I could trust

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<v Speaker 1>see his cat too. I think that Grant. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's a shade ball. Who did bring up

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<v Speaker 1>with this girlfriend? Did you believe? Oh my god, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. And then again, I know this is airing

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<v Speaker 1>right now, you get to go home. But I like

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<v Speaker 1>the sheer fact that that Chad is maybe hooking up

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<v Speaker 1>with Lace is going to kill Lace? Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I worried about Lace. Um Okay, so here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>We have tweet number one in the running for tweeter

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<v Speaker 1>in the week. You guys, tweeter the week. This is

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<v Speaker 1>very important. Laura Nickerson, which is Laura nicks nine. Her

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<v Speaker 1>tweet is Jordan's what's going on in my head? Sandwiches

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<v Speaker 1>mostly sandwiches. Number two Johnny Cupcakes. Uh but the real

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<v Speaker 1>question is who wore it better? And it was and

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<v Speaker 1>it was Joe Joe at the at the after the live,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it was Amy Poehler and like a really,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a favorite. That's a good one. It's a visual

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<v Speaker 1>ones So if you guys want to see it is

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<v Speaker 1>John four two oh one is Johnny cupcakes. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>can post a picture. Okay, here's another one. This guy's

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<v Speaker 1>one twice seth vat Basebone one. He always does well

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<v Speaker 1>arden RN. Kudos to Robbie for saying all the right

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<v Speaker 1>things in time before his battery died. He has a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking cybor. The aliens him and like had to like

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<v Speaker 1>make robots that seemed like humans. It would be hit.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. That's my vote. My favorite is when

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<v Speaker 1>he like did his hair, my friend did. I rewounded

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<v Speaker 1>to watch it. I was like the hair and I

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<v Speaker 1>imaginally makes this, Oh my god, the hair is ever

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<v Speaker 1>since THEO called it the falcon, It's a full and

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I felt like Jordan's started doing the falcon,

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<v Speaker 1>like it went from being a dumb tall hair to

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<v Speaker 1>do the kind of a falcon. Okay, Nikki Saint Gee,

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<v Speaker 1>she's in the running with who's the real winner though?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's the real winner? Though? JoJo's blue sequin dress when

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<v Speaker 1>she's squat crying or Jordan's peggings when he's on one knee.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good. That's pretty good. We have Corey Diller.

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<v Speaker 1>JoJo's dad looks like the b t K Killer. I

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<v Speaker 1>think so. I thought that was what the killer. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, this guy that killed all these people and

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<v Speaker 1>he was notorious. But okay, we'll look that up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll come back to that. Jazz Bends tweeted Jordan's said unvalid.

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<v Speaker 1>That just goes into my god, really, I did not

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<v Speaker 1>pick that up when he said it. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>he looks like the bet Kay killer he is. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. I was the gay killer and I

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<v Speaker 1>think he is him. That's creep, just like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's really good. And how many people did the beg

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<v Speaker 1>gay killer? Good job, Corey Diller. Okay, so then we

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<v Speaker 1>have um, okay, Jason Martinez, which is at yah yah dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, yeah the dude. So who's the random girl

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<v Speaker 1>on the couch they flashed to on the couch twice,

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<v Speaker 1>which is of course JoJo's sister. Um, her name is Rachel.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked it up. Casey, Oh my god, poor Rachel. Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>you are not the prince, says she's joel Is prince

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<v Speaker 1>says you want not to be the queen. She the

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<v Speaker 1>queen and the princess. Oh, she is totally like the

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<v Speaker 1>one that they like make scrubb the toilet. She's like

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<v Speaker 1>chained to the toilet in the basement they bring out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>poor girl, Casey. Casey run In tweeted, Okay, so I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't ask for your parents hand in marriage, but I

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<v Speaker 1>made them were silly hats. Jordan Rodgers, which I quoted

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<v Speaker 1>earlier and which I love Jessica, which is uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>am semi sweet. Is JoJo's dad wearing a doctor Phil costume.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this, but after the BTK killer, Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a good one. Heather Gardener tweets Jojoe's brother

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<v Speaker 1>quote we all like Jordan's JoJo's dad, well not all

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<v Speaker 1>of us. That's pretty good. Um, we've got a lot tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Bonar Elliott says they skipped right past the brother's mouth

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<v Speaker 1>kissing Jojo. I have never been more and disappointed in

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<v Speaker 1>my entire life. I was texting you guys being like,

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<v Speaker 1>why are they so jay? I know, I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>happening all right, So I'm gonna narrow it down to

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<v Speaker 1>five and then you guys get to vote. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do brother's mouth kissing Joe Joe. I'm going to do um.

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<v Speaker 1>We all like Jordan's, well, not all of us. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to do um. Oh, I we didn't do the

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<v Speaker 1>one I do like, which is like they said them

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<v Speaker 1>to bring the mute sister all the way to uh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I like Jojoe's dad looks like the b t K killer. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do kudos to Robbie for seeing all the

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<v Speaker 1>right things in time before his battery died. And then

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do the Amy polar dress with a battery died.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like, does she have bruises under their Why is

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<v Speaker 1>she hiding her neck? There's something funny going on. Look

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<v Speaker 1>like a hand going up to strangle yes, stress Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So the winner is for tweet of the week and

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<v Speaker 1>we have it's a photo. Will retweet at Johnny Cupcakes. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>real question is who wore it better? With the photo?

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<v Speaker 1>Weill retweet it. I will retweet it at artam Marine

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm going to say my runner up is

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<v Speaker 1>Corey Dealer another week and wrote Joe Joe's dad looks

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<v Speaker 1>like the b t K Killer You guys, Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much. Ladies. Any final do you have any any

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<v Speaker 1>final things before we go into bestoom parent? I just

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<v Speaker 1>hope it's more exciting, which it will be, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just thank you both for your hard work

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<v Speaker 1>for the second amazing season of Will You Accept This Rose?

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<v Speaker 1>And also always, of course a shout out to the

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<v Speaker 1>magical Mark Rivers who wrote our theme song. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>all for listening. It's been such a joy. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>highlight of my week. See you tomorrow now Leading Noticed

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