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Speaker 1: Don't be afraid of my voice, you guys. I got
Speaker 1: Laryen Dridas. I full on lost my voice Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live, this show that didn't cast me, but
Speaker 1: no Saturday Night I did lose my voice, but it
Speaker 1: gives me this is doing the show. And then I
Speaker 1: went out dancing afterwards, which I do like once a year,
Speaker 1: and then I, um, I did nudy dancing. No. I
Speaker 1: I actually like when I thought my friend was hosting
Speaker 1: like a dance party, and I thought it was like
Speaker 1: at a house, and then it was like at a club,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, this is dumb, but I
Speaker 1: need to go dancing. And I went with the boys
Speaker 1: from the play and they all were smoking and I
Speaker 1: was screaming like an idiot, and then I woke up
Speaker 1: in the voice. By the way, I am sitting here.
Speaker 1: Can I just say how excited I am to be here.
Speaker 1: I am with a woman who really needs no introduction.
Speaker 1: She is a best selling author. She was on Chelsea
Speaker 1: Lately with Me, she was on After Lately. She's a
Speaker 1: headlining stand up and more important, she was most probably
Speaker 1: importantly on your resumes. You were one of our favorite
Speaker 1: guests that we've ever had on the podcast. I did
Speaker 1: put that on my resume right after I left. This
Speaker 1: is Sarah Colonna. She was on with her husband John Ryan,
Speaker 1: and we weren't married yet. You guys were about to
Speaker 1: get married. How sweet is that? How is he doing?
Speaker 1: He's up in Seattle right now, him back to training camp.
Speaker 1: They started already. So he's the punter Seattle Seahawk and
Speaker 1: he let me wear his supermowl. He did. Did you
Speaker 1: tell him you were coming? Doesn't let everybody do that? Know?
Speaker 1: You couldn't, You couldn't know. He was very Yes, he
Speaker 1: was sad that he couldn't be here because he loves
Speaker 1: to talk about thee Chree. He was just a doll baby.
Speaker 1: And next time he comes down here, we gotta get you.
Speaker 1: Both of you back on okay um and you had
Speaker 1: your your photos on Instagram. You know what day did
Speaker 1: you get married? July night? And where was the wedding?
Speaker 1: Come on, did you have the best time? I did? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was actually depressed the next day because I was
Speaker 1: like waited that parts over, not in a way of
Speaker 1: not excited about about John, but you just had so
Speaker 1: much fun. Yeah, it was so much fun. And I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, how does that go by so fast?
Speaker 1: And Ross Matthews married you? He did, yes, So in
Speaker 1: some ways, you guys are almost like the Bachelorette. Like,
Speaker 1: in some ways is this was via like social media
Speaker 1: and TV. You met Twitter and and like things like
Speaker 1: he liked to on Twitter and things like that, and like,
Speaker 1: you know, you're a success story. Yeah, but unlike Jojo,
Speaker 1: I picked nice guys. That's the same. Okay, can we
Speaker 1: just just to start the episode on? I believe we
Speaker 1: need Katie and Anna. Can we just fucking just get
Speaker 1: on for one second? We all just say, Jojo, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with you? It's like it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: you say, let's just cut to the chase. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I need validation. I need validation how much?
Speaker 1: The only one she picked as the one that didn't
Speaker 1: validate her. How much fucking validation do you don't? Actually,
Speaker 1: you're so fucked up she is, And especially when even
Speaker 1: when they met the family, and and I love when
Speaker 1: the family was like, well we like, well, we like Robbie,
Speaker 1: and she was what do you think at Jordan's And
Speaker 1: they were like, well, Robbie asked for your hand, Jordan didn't,
Speaker 1: what about Jordan? What say about Jordan? What Jordan's said? Dad? Like,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, she already picked who she wants.
Speaker 1: Why do we even have anyone else here? And then
Speaker 1: and then I just love like how upset she was
Speaker 1: and how awkward the date was with Jordan the whole Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just there was not so much because this
Speaker 1: was the first time with Robbie. I actually was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they actually seen the like guys, now, I didn't even
Speaker 1: wasn't a huge yeah, but I was like, Okay, he
Speaker 1: actually seemed sweet. He's like, I get it. And when
Speaker 1: she said she woke up with clarity, I'm like, clarity
Speaker 1: that you had the worst date of your life. And
Speaker 1: then the guy didn't even ask your dad for your
Speaker 1: hand and didn't ask you she showed up with a
Speaker 1: bag of funny hats, but didn't ask your fucking hand.
Speaker 1: And Mary and then and then her date with Jordan,
Speaker 1: they just seemed like they were not getting along. They
Speaker 1: didn't seem to like each other, like they were just
Speaker 1: like it seemed like, I mean, it seems like he
Speaker 1: realized he was sucking up, and yeah he came back around,
Speaker 1: of course he did. She's stupid, She's fucking stupid. It's
Speaker 1: like the girl looks great in a bikini, but like
Speaker 1: this princess thing, this princess, Like first of all, how
Speaker 1: much does her sister want to kill her? Like, like
Speaker 1: her poor mute sister just sits there like her, like
Speaker 1: they've raised this one daughter that it's like they're princess princess.
Speaker 1: And then the poorer sister who kind of looks just
Speaker 1: like her, who's probably just so sick of like Jojo
Speaker 1: can't be heartbroken. Jojos get trusted shues. Okay, so if
Speaker 1: you got trusted shues a new boob show. JoJo's hits
Speaker 1: are great, though, I do want to say, but if like,
Speaker 1: if you've got trust issues, you've had about ten really
Speaker 1: good guys, be like, you know what, I love you
Speaker 1: and I'm going to take care of you and then
Speaker 1: you put the one shade ball who do drinks every
Speaker 1: time you go what do you think about the future,
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know, what do you think about
Speaker 1: the future. Like his shady answer of like why he
Speaker 1: didn't ask permission. It's like you have trust issues. You
Speaker 1: did it to yourself. And she wants like I think
Speaker 1: she wanted like fame adjacent, like she's so he has
Speaker 1: like a last name, even though all the and Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison was really just stop talking too, because it was
Speaker 1: bad enough when they did, when they were doing it,
Speaker 1: when Jordan was doing it, when Jojo was doing it,
Speaker 1: and you could see the devastation in JoJo's eyes when
Speaker 1: she figured out they really don't have a relationship. She's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yes, exactly exactly. But then Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: was like, like he kept bringing it up and after
Speaker 1: the Rose thing he would not hire us any better.
Speaker 1: Stop all right, before we get into this, Katie Anna,
Speaker 1: do you have anything? What do you overall? What do
Speaker 1: you want to say to somebody? What is that this
Speaker 1: coaster was stuck on the team. I don't know what
Speaker 1: She's like, there's like this this this disgusting coaster. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I just touched it of like a chicken.
Speaker 1: That was like glue to the table that she's peeling
Speaker 1: off with a pen. I don't want to know and
Speaker 1: nerdiced or like at meltdown what what glue was? Um? Okay, ladies,
Speaker 1: is what do you want to leave on the field? Overall?
Speaker 1: Right now, before we get into this, twenty six year
Speaker 1: old should have been getting engaged and married. Also, he's
Speaker 1: already got job. He got it in Dallas. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's in Dallas, but it's he's not going
Speaker 1: to Dallas. He is not today. He's on today. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he's not going to Dallas. All right here, all right,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear about their breakup in six
Speaker 1: months of course it has all right here we go,
Speaker 1: let's get and by the way, does John have any
Speaker 1: good info on on Jordan's football career? We didn't even
Speaker 1: talk about now, just that he gets He was like,
Speaker 1: it calls him pro like former pro football player, but
Speaker 1: he never played pro football. He was on a practice squad.
Speaker 1: He never made it to a team and never played
Speaker 1: in a game. So he was like, why do you
Speaker 1: get to just put former NFL quarterback. That's like underneath
Speaker 1: and remember Beyonce backup dancer Arta Marine. It's like I
Speaker 1: danced alone in my basement to single ladies. But I mean,
Speaker 1: he definitely tried, and it just certainly hard to make.
Speaker 1: But you can't. You can't just then pretend that you
Speaker 1: played when you did it. But the NFL today like
Speaker 1: tweeted a congratulations to him and Jojo and then showed
Speaker 1: all these videos from him playing football in college because
Speaker 1: he never played an NFL game. So I'm sure you've noticed,
Speaker 1: like when you tour when I tour, like, we both
Speaker 1: did hundreds of Chelsea Ladies. When you tour them with
Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh, this person, it's like that person
Speaker 1: was like an extra in his sketch. It'll say, like
Speaker 1: Chelsea Lalys. They I have never heard of that person.
Speaker 1: I was on the many times I literally never seen
Speaker 1: or heard of. I don't think that person ever did
Speaker 1: the show. One time, somebody, um, there was somebody opening
Speaker 1: for me and they had them introduced that him as
Speaker 1: a Chelsea Lately person, and I was like, and not
Speaker 1: only he hadn't even been on it, he was actually
Speaker 1: just fully lying because I was like I should right
Speaker 1: on that show, right, And he's like, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: just like we just thought that, like like there's just
Speaker 1: like no fact checking. Oh my god, Now who were
Speaker 1: you rooting for? Like, who were you rooting for? For
Speaker 1: this season? I was rooting for overall, for anybody who.
Speaker 1: The only person that began to root for at one
Speaker 1: point a little bit was Luke me too. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: kind of ended up liking him. It was weirdo, but
Speaker 1: then I started like me too because he was like
Speaker 1: a normal person. When she cut him was the moment
Speaker 1: was like and then and then her devastating reaction, It
Speaker 1: was like you like and then every like herself, and
Speaker 1: then and she fans herself and her perfect mascara doesn't drip.
Speaker 1: And then and then she's like, well I had a
Speaker 1: good night's sleep, and then I feel great secure in
Speaker 1: my decision. Okay, here we go. We're in the Finelle,
Speaker 1: and this was just talking about like this was just
Speaker 1: in the preview. So we started out close up on
Speaker 1: her mom's face, her mom's face, her mom talk to me,
Speaker 1: I love Mom. I was the only upset that she
Speaker 1: didn't drink during that episode. I felt like Mom needed
Speaker 1: some sharp She didn't drink and somebody clearly drugg those
Speaker 1: brothers because I was waiting for the mouth kiss to Joe. Joe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't believe they had enough self reflection to see
Speaker 1: that they looked like the biggest knobs on TV. They
Speaker 1: actually I don't know if they did or if she
Speaker 1: was like, listen, this is my dad. If you guys
Speaker 1: want to be in episode two or whatever, season two
Speaker 1: of whatever, you know you can't do what you did
Speaker 1: with Ben say, you're going to have to act totally normal.
Speaker 1: Or maybe she did like chop up some some beta blockers.
Speaker 1: So then we go where we were there. We have
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison hosting, We have her dad. The combo of
Speaker 1: her dad and her mama amazing, like, did you, guys,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a national thing. Did
Speaker 1: you grow up with the time to make the donuts?
Speaker 1: Guy dunka, don't it? Like I feel like he's kind
Speaker 1: of a time to make the doughnuts. And then he
Speaker 1: married her. Lips up, ladies, And and if you learn
Speaker 1: anything on don't will you accept my rose. Don't touch
Speaker 1: your lips, ladies. You can inject your face with whatever
Speaker 1: you need to inject it. I don't care you can
Speaker 1: botox it, you can do weird filler. Just don't touch
Speaker 1: the lips of the telltale sign now because you can
Speaker 1: tell you you can just be like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I've just been out of the sun. I've been out
Speaker 1: of the sun. I don't know. I gotta I gotta,
Speaker 1: I gotta peel. I got a really good peel. Like
Speaker 1: whatever you need to cut out gluten, I got, I
Speaker 1: stopp drinking for a week in my face. Rost do
Speaker 1: what you can, freeze your face, and just don't touch
Speaker 1: your lips because because because we know it's like Caitlin.
Speaker 1: Caitlin didn't have lips like that before she was the bachelorette,
Speaker 1: and then she came back to the lips Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they got and they were like sideways, they were sideways.
Speaker 1: You know, it never works. So then we asked us
Speaker 1: with the jewel tone audience members waiting to watch this, like,
Speaker 1: did they send out the memo it's like the daytime
Speaker 1: except for the lady and the cheese. Had they never
Speaker 1: fully acknowledge? Right? That is? Um, I guess that was,
Speaker 1: you know, a shout out to Aaron Rodgers. But I
Speaker 1: was like, why are you, I mean, don't you know
Speaker 1: that Aaron doesn't like him, so you shouldn't be here
Speaker 1: supporting him the whole thing. They can't. They've got it,
Speaker 1: and they've also like what was once funny with Chad
Speaker 1: and the meat, they are like they're so killed the joke.
Speaker 1: It was like a fun joke that you had like
Speaker 1: one New Year's Eve, your friends still making too many
Speaker 1: jokes about in March. It's like, okay, we laughed in
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve. We get it. I like meat. And
Speaker 1: then he still I don't like how he stood up
Speaker 1: and sort of talked to normal for a second, like
Speaker 1: I've been through a lot. I lost my mom and
Speaker 1: then he just lost his mind. But that was the
Speaker 1: other day, was like you can't throw down your mom's
Speaker 1: death and and actually being a marine like to try
Speaker 1: like like now you're just a dick because you actually
Speaker 1: just use your mom's death to try to become the bat,
Speaker 1: like you actually are that. Okay, so then we have um.
Speaker 1: Any time they cut to Ben and Lauren, I just
Speaker 1: wrote she is not happy he kept having to pull
Speaker 1: her at him. Did you notice that she looks captured
Speaker 1: and pissed? Well, I feel like they it's weird because
Speaker 1: they're not only are they sitting there, but it's also
Speaker 1: like Ben chose her over right, So yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like that she's either like why are we even doing this?
Speaker 1: But even in like there was a preview that they
Speaker 1: showed for like Happily ever After, and like it was
Speaker 1: like him and a you like like an eagle shirt.
Speaker 1: He had like a USA with like an American flag
Speaker 1: and an eagle on it, and then she looks like captured,
Speaker 1: like he's like holding her like I caught a blonde one.
Speaker 1: I texted Aaron fully let me see. She texted back
Speaker 1: she was um, and did you know that Ben was
Speaker 1: trying to run for some sort of a Republican Republican
Speaker 1: off Yeah, republic Colorado. And then I think they said
Speaker 1: no you can't. Yeah, you dumb dumb, Yeah you're dumb.
Speaker 1: As ABC was like a I think they have a contact.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're a dumb dumb you're a bachelor. You can't
Speaker 1: also be the governor. It's because the Donald Trump. Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: I guess a good run to h you know what
Speaker 1: the scary thing is he might win. Okay, So then
Speaker 1: we get to fouquet. Is that how you say it? Thailand?
Speaker 1: You say guys I mean it definitely sounds like fuck it,
Speaker 1: fuck it. I like that, Like, all right, so they're
Speaker 1: in fucking Thailand and they're at the Marriott again, really
Speaker 1: small room for like the big finale, like I felt
Speaker 1: like last year when they went to Sandals in Jamaica,
Speaker 1: they had much bigger rooms, but they went Marryott this year.
Speaker 1: Um so, so we have so there we are with
Speaker 1: her family and they didn't she say, my two older brothers.
Speaker 1: I think there's a third brother who didn't come, and
Speaker 1: then her sister who wasn't allowed, Like she wasn't allowed.
Speaker 1: She was like Cinderella like but like the one upstairs
Speaker 1: to scrubbing the floors, not allowed to say anything. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: because it's her moment. So then, um so then the mom.
Speaker 1: I cannot get enough of the mom. I know, but
Speaker 1: I really wanted her to be drunk. What I did
Speaker 1: love about her and we can get to it to say,
Speaker 1: but when Jordan arrived what I loved about when the
Speaker 1: when the mom pulled him aside, there was a moment
Speaker 1: where she was like, you're very sexual. You women are
Speaker 1: going to be drawn to you. Like it was like
Speaker 1: basically like will you fucking me now? Like like on
Speaker 1: your lips, Like I felt like she was kind of
Speaker 1: flirting with that. I thought she was at first at
Speaker 1: the moment, but then I think, maybe I don't like
Speaker 1: jo she has trusted. Okay, so he shows up and
Speaker 1: he actually looks he looks right with her family, like
Speaker 1: he actually like he kind of fit in. But he
Speaker 1: showed up with that bag of hats. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like he looks right with anybody. Jordan's with his hand.
Speaker 1: I don't know, he just he just seems I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess he's kind of that guy that can um charm,
Speaker 1: you know, just charm anybody maybe and like parents or
Speaker 1: something by saying something dumb or you know, maybe you
Speaker 1: want to you know, maybe called mom hut. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: Ralph Garman was here last week and he was pointing
Speaker 1: out like that, like he only knows how to talk,
Speaker 1: almost as if it's a post game conference, like or
Speaker 1: is that what how what do they call? Like like
Speaker 1: only talks like you know, we played a really good
Speaker 1: game and you know like, yeah I got a little bit,
Speaker 1: I got I got blocked out there, but I just
Speaker 1: gotta go practice order, like like there's not a moment
Speaker 1: of really even like fake humanity, like he can't even
Speaker 1: he's so polished, but in a really truey way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when he started writing a letter to her later, I
Speaker 1: really wanted them to keep a close up on it
Speaker 1: the whole time. Second book at his handwriting and look
Speaker 1: for spelling errors. Oh my god. You know when when
Speaker 1: him and I met like and also like he he
Speaker 1: just when they had the letter, when they had him
Speaker 1: reading it and her reading it and the letter, it
Speaker 1: was sobs. I was so embarrassed for America. It felt
Speaker 1: like it's so bored. It felt like that movie that
Speaker 1: what was that Sandra Bullet movie where someone mails her
Speaker 1: a letter and she gets it in the past or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I found what. It felt like
Speaker 1: like he's the lake House movie. I fell in love
Speaker 1: with him, but he was a hundred and unfortunately I
Speaker 1: was only seventeen. But about I got a letter arrived
Speaker 1: time marked, I'm a job woman. Okay, So then the
Speaker 1: mom don't do your lips. So then the mom, the
Speaker 1: mom was trying to fuck him. And when he said
Speaker 1: she is my best friend, I thought, do you have
Speaker 1: any friend? Or she you're only are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: By now? First of all, you haven't even spent that
Speaker 1: much time together. She's my best friend. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he probably doesn't have like she probably is his best friend. Now.
Speaker 1: He probably doesn't have a lot of friends. He plays
Speaker 1: a lot of bros. Oh yeah, but now he isn't
Speaker 1: nothing nobody can really open up to. He did continue
Speaker 1: a season long thing of of a of jaggings or yeah,
Speaker 1: and also um, like those Henley T shirts Yeah, and
Speaker 1: lady blazers. Yeah. He obviously told him exactly what to
Speaker 1: like a lady blazer? Do you feel like like a
Speaker 1: Lady Blaze? Henley g and a tightly bigged any musumo
Speaker 1: like like, and they were always so tightly pegged and
Speaker 1: then the crots would be like a little too big.
Speaker 1: They never quite fit him, right. I I'm not paying
Speaker 1: for a tailor. I'm not gonna pay for I am
Speaker 1: going to tuck and roll the bottom. But my yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like and like his look. I have a real
Speaker 1: strong thigh. I find it hard to buy pants like
Speaker 1: I find when you've got a strong particularly you're going
Speaker 1: in the skinny gene area. If you've got a strong,
Speaker 1: meaty thigh, it's hard to find when you can actually yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's like hard you want more of like a
Speaker 1: straight cut or like a blue cut, Like thank god
Speaker 1: that you know not to You don't want him to
Speaker 1: peg that much. You don't want to point out like wow,
Speaker 1: she's got some meat on her thighs. You don't want
Speaker 1: to do that. Okay, So then we get to give
Speaker 1: me your word you will never break my daughter's heart.
Speaker 1: And he took a huge gulp and took the biggest
Speaker 1: pause and he said, absolutely not. And I just re down, liar,
Speaker 1: like I just felt like when the mom was like
Speaker 1: when she called him on it. God, he said, well,
Speaker 1: do you feel like maybe he meant absolutely not, I
Speaker 1: won't give you my word. Oh I like that. Maybe
Speaker 1: he was absolutely clearly I'm going to break your daughter's sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So maybe that's his out later when you promised, he
Speaker 1: said no, you said you read it whatever you want.
Speaker 1: You wanted to know. You were trouble when you walked
Speaker 1: in and your lady blazers, those pegged jeans, your lady
Speaker 1: blazer and your colorless and your floppy hair, that flappy hair,
Speaker 1: what was amazing And we'll get to it later. But
Speaker 1: Robbie showering and his hair was exactly the same in
Speaker 1: the show was dry the whole time. It was I
Speaker 1: don't know what, I don't know if he takes his
Speaker 1: shower and like Dodges at the shower hair show, they
Speaker 1: pointed to it. At one point there was this close
Speaker 1: up and I was his hair was totally hair. He
Speaker 1: didn't get it in there. His hair so okay. So
Speaker 1: then the mom, I felt like it was trying to
Speaker 1: The mom goes to talk to Joe Joe afterwards, fully
Speaker 1: trying to sack abotage. The mom was like, annoy, you're
Speaker 1: happ but he's a bright light. He just you can't
Speaker 1: have two diamonds shining like a diamond. You need one ruby,
Speaker 1: one diamond. Were raised to be a princess. You must
Speaker 1: be a princess, not two diamonds died. Two diamonds. Counteractitude,
Speaker 1: deat negatives don't make a positive. They don't make a diamond.
Speaker 1: I'm just talking. I've had so many, so many two
Speaker 1: and alls and barbituates. So so then she says, me
Speaker 1: and Jojo, Me and Jojo had a great time, but
Speaker 1: he didn't ask the dad. And then when she brought
Speaker 1: it up to him on their horrible date, horrible date,
Speaker 1: he talked in such circles of like and like, I
Speaker 1: don't know about you. You just got married. I I
Speaker 1: was not raised to be a proncess. I was. I
Speaker 1: was not raised to be a human female. I was
Speaker 1: just like I was raised to be a clown lady comedian.
Speaker 1: Like did you grow up fantasizing about the moment a
Speaker 1: man was going to ask your dad for your hand
Speaker 1: in marriage? Like? What are you talking about? Are we
Speaker 1: the same speech? Yeah? Even in fact, when John did
Speaker 1: do that, I was like, oh, I didn't even didn't
Speaker 1: even occur to me that you had to do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't even think about it. The amount
Speaker 1: of discussion in time of like we all think about it,
Speaker 1: and him saying I've always thought that moment when I
Speaker 1: go ask for this hand in marriage. And she but
Speaker 1: they had talked about it before, right, so she had
Speaker 1: told him that was important. And then he still didn't
Speaker 1: do it. I mean he really and he was like, no,
Speaker 1: I made it clearer. I made a clearer Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I felt like you were in great. I made it
Speaker 1: clearer that I love their daughter, and I felt clearer
Speaker 1: about that. So then they go they go on their
Speaker 1: date and and she says, oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it wasn't it wasn't that yet. So then so then
Speaker 1: Robbie shows up, she says the exact same opening line, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm so sweaty, both guys. When so he arrives the
Speaker 1: exact did you notice? Um? Sorry? But last week to
Speaker 1: did you catch that? She said, our very first breakfast together?
Speaker 1: She did, both of them, but I did. I did.
Speaker 1: It was like she just has lines to say to them.
Speaker 1: It's so great, and she does. When she cries, she
Speaker 1: does like there's like this weird like hand, there's like
Speaker 1: a weird um yeah. She and Caitlin also, Caitlin also
Speaker 1: had a weird crying thing well and mostly Joejoe fans herself.
Speaker 1: It's not very often that tears actually come out when
Speaker 1: you're right. She gets upset. She fans herself, and she says,
Speaker 1: I think I'm having a panic attacks, Like I think
Speaker 1: I'm having a panic attack that I've I've given like
Speaker 1: seventy two hours of my life to this and Ben season,
Speaker 1: you better fucking reward me. Bachelor in Paradise, Like, I
Speaker 1: love this show. These are two boring bachelors and they
Speaker 1: don't even announced who it was last night. Here they're
Speaker 1: going to do it tonight, Paget texted me. Padget's theory
Speaker 1: is they want Luke, that Luke doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 1: They're trying to figure out if they can get Luke
Speaker 1: or if they can deal with Chase. They seem like
Speaker 1: they really want to Luke and they kept saying you're
Speaker 1: ready for love, ready for love, you ready for love?
Speaker 1: And he was like, uh, huh, are you sure right now?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like they want to feel like they
Speaker 1: really lean towards that Chase would be such a snooze,
Speaker 1: so they know just like just like Jojo and Bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought Jojo was good. I was a big Jojo fan.
Speaker 1: I was excited and oh my god, I just really
Speaker 1: need the verbal affirmation. And then I was like, but
Speaker 1: it's got to come at the right time. You got
Speaker 1: to be first and saying I love you. If a
Speaker 1: guy said I love you ten minutes into a date,
Speaker 1: get the funk, like get out terrifying. Yeah. How long
Speaker 1: did he says he's about you're his best friend for
Speaker 1: four weeks? How long did it take John to tell
Speaker 1: you that he loved to Um? It probably um? It
Speaker 1: was probably about three months. It wasn't really that long,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, but we got to know each other
Speaker 1: really well. Three months is right, it should that's what
Speaker 1: it should be. Yeah, we didn't leave you hanging. You're like,
Speaker 1: it's been three years and he's never said it right,
Speaker 1: and he wasn't. We weren't each dating people at the
Speaker 1: same time. You weren't. You weren't. Oh my god, but
Speaker 1: you and Gerard Leto were beautiful to I know. I
Speaker 1: was happy for you, though, um okay, so that I'm
Speaker 1: kidding guys, in case everybody out there, although that would
Speaker 1: be excited, I would be so happy for you. I
Speaker 1: did a movie with him once and he held my
Speaker 1: hand for like one second and he told me I
Speaker 1: was funny and truly I was like such an idiot, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Jordy, like I couldn't he like yeah,
Speaker 1: like he was so pretty, so pretty. I've literally never
Speaker 1: watched my hand. Happy for you to hear that story,
Speaker 1: my god, thank you so much. I remember being this hand.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's not been washed. It's two thousand
Speaker 1: and three. Okay. So then he shows up and he's
Speaker 1: getting as as I believe last week. I think it
Speaker 1: was rob Benneredick point it out. He does. Robbie does
Speaker 1: look like the box of it just for men Beard box. Oh,
Speaker 1: he does. Fully, maybe that's what he does now that
Speaker 1: he is a former competitive swimmer. Does seem to have
Speaker 1: a job, former competitive swimmer, who's gonna have money to
Speaker 1: have like this country club life and this golf links
Speaker 1: and does this family have money? Do we figure out
Speaker 1: somebody's got to have money? You can't not have money.
Speaker 1: I feel like you've got to have money to pull
Speaker 1: off striped socks, a plaid pocket square, a bout near
Speaker 1: any like checker tie. On National TV with New Teeth
Speaker 1: was last night, you're gonna have driving loafers. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have a stripe stock and a mutineer and a pocket
Speaker 1: square and a stripe tie. You got money? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: can't remember when his parents. His mom was the pot stir.
Speaker 1: She was like they were all drinking out of the
Speaker 1: plastic tumblers that had the wine glasses in them, so
Speaker 1: they had there was a plastic wine glass inside a tumbler.
Speaker 1: Then it said Rojoe on it, or it could have
Speaker 1: been Rojo for red wine. But I prefer Rojo as
Speaker 1: in Robbie and Jojo um um. So he shows up
Speaker 1: and the brothers were very subdued with him. The mama
Speaker 1: felt like a lion, and I wrote, tits mom, Robbie,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Did she have him out? I
Speaker 1: think she really appropriate. I think I noticed that not
Speaker 1: only did she have lips, but she had like that
Speaker 1: that that Joel whatever her last name, miss Fletcher. I
Speaker 1: only know that because of the letter that he wrote
Speaker 1: to her, my nammate Joe. Joe's miss Fletcher. If you're
Speaker 1: Robbie Well. At one point he called he said I
Speaker 1: love Joel, and I literally was like, who is he
Speaker 1: talking about? It took me about Jojo When we had
Speaker 1: Christian on here, who was one of the bachelor's who
Speaker 1: was one of the adorable ones who got cut off.
Speaker 1: He was saying at first, like what was weird about it?
Speaker 1: He said, it wasn't so much like being in the house.
Speaker 1: It wasn't so much that the cameras were around. He
Speaker 1: said that he kept referring to her as Joel. He's like,
Speaker 1: but Joel's there, and Joel's a celebrity and we all
Speaker 1: know Joel. By the way, side note, I got to
Speaker 1: FaceTime with Well last week. I would accept his rose.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I just I learned drunk snapchat. Um,
Speaker 1: it's not too late. He's well, he's going to be
Speaker 1: on Bachelor in Paradise, so I'm sure he's And there's
Speaker 1: a new one he did. He did one for the finale.
Speaker 1: You can watch one now. He was as cute as
Speaker 1: can be. He has um T shirts that he sells,
Speaker 1: Tacos for Life, Taco Save Lives, and all the proceeds
Speaker 1: go to help the the National Humane He's adorable, so
Speaker 1: you can go, oh my god, is he adorable? But anyway,
Speaker 1: so they all call her Joel so um. So that's
Speaker 1: when she says she is a princess. We raised a princess.
Speaker 1: And she says, you need to raid, you need she
Speaker 1: needs to become the Queen of heart. Is that what
Speaker 1: she said? And then Robbie his answer when he I
Speaker 1: have to say, when he was actually talking to the
Speaker 1: mom and the way he was speaking to both the parents.
Speaker 1: I've been fighting Robbie because of his falcon hair do.
Speaker 1: I was in I was like, okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: You're not my type. But he was so lovely. I thought,
Speaker 1: all right, Robbie, I accept your rose. I you're a
Speaker 1: good guy. Yeah. I definitely thought he really knocked it
Speaker 1: out of the park with the parents. He seemed like
Speaker 1: somebody that Joel should choose to have with her parents,
Speaker 1: that they seemed to be a good couple. But in
Speaker 1: the minute she started asking everything about Jordan's I knew
Speaker 1: he was out of course he was. She also seems
Speaker 1: fucked up enough that if they were like, we really
Speaker 1: like Robbie that, then they then she would be like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, if they were like, we really like Jordan's,
Speaker 1: then she would be like, but what about Robbie. That's
Speaker 1: what they should have done if they wanted her to be.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want who they wanted. I arrest my plan,
Speaker 1: says Pran Sas. So you was she was to be
Speaker 1: the queen of heart he was? And when when when
Speaker 1: the dad started crying? Wait, let's pause for one second.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pause, Katie, I'm pausing. Okay, when the dad
Speaker 1: the dad started crying like and that I found her
Speaker 1: dad so sweet with Robbie. Yeah, he was really sweet.
Speaker 1: Do you have a nice dad? I have? Well, which one?
Speaker 1: I have a couple to have a dad and stepdad
Speaker 1: and they're both really my Stepdad's very very sweet. He's
Speaker 1: he lives in Arkansas. How long has he been stepdad since?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, first since I was like eleven? Did he
Speaker 1: raise pretty much? Yeah? Pretty much? And then and then
Speaker 1: I have my dad who's like not, he's more than
Speaker 1: you know. He's a drinker. He's a salty dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he loves to drink salty dogs. Oh my god, and
Speaker 1: my dad would get along. Okay, So the other sister
Speaker 1: looks like she wants to kill Jojo, like just having
Speaker 1: men fighting over Joejo. She literally didn't say one word.
Speaker 1: She didn't speak. I didn't even think about the fact
Speaker 1: that she didn't say. She didn't say. Literally, they should
Speaker 1: have either not had her there or let her say
Speaker 1: one thing, like what do you think, Amanda, or like
Speaker 1: I think Jojo said, you can be here, you can
Speaker 1: get yourself on camera. You can't talk. I think Joe
Speaker 1: Joe was control that ship. She was like, you're not
Speaker 1: you're kind of cute. You're not taking my thunder. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is my time, my time to shine Joel's big day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe her sister should go out with Robbie. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what that would be? So that would be so I
Speaker 1: would watch that happily ever after. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: really smart. Yeah, let's do that. We don't know anything
Speaker 1: about her because she doesn't speak, but you know what,
Speaker 1: I feel like we can get I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like he probably like constructed his idea of Joel
Speaker 1: in his mind anyway, so like they look pretty similar.
Speaker 1: That's true. We could get into a nice weird off
Speaker 1: the shoulder neck nude based bandage wraps, kind of strapless
Speaker 1: neck hauled for dress like that fucking dress man. There
Speaker 1: was a lot happening that dress and those jeweled heels
Speaker 1: that she put on and then immediately took off to
Speaker 1: google at the letters. Well, I know that was so
Speaker 1: funny because she put them on and then when she
Speaker 1: went to go get the letter, she was bare for
Speaker 1: his barefoot and they were like such stupid specific heels,
Speaker 1: like and like that's just an editor thing, Like you
Speaker 1: can just edit it later. Why edited? Like who? Who? Who? Like?
Speaker 1: Who fund? Did shoe designer so hard? That's like, no,
Speaker 1: we'll get a nice close up of these bejewel sandals,
Speaker 1: like the weirdest pageant like pageant sandals. I know, I
Speaker 1: feel like the Dallas and her can't help it like
Speaker 1: she still got a little of that Southern Girl pageant
Speaker 1: and then that dress at Africa. She had an extra
Speaker 1: ponytail in last night she was attached to another pony.
Speaker 1: She You're absolutely right, because like she's actually like I
Speaker 1: think she's so pretty and it's like and she was
Speaker 1: like whoever did her makeup in Thailand? Clearly got like
Speaker 1: like tip, like some kind of like some fever that
Speaker 1: she could like like it was a new person, Like
Speaker 1: it's hard to mess her up, Like, who the funk
Speaker 1: out of that extra partyca last night? What was that? Okay?
Speaker 1: So then um her and I she goes on her date.
Speaker 1: It's she and Robbie, I wrote boobs. Oh yes, underwater
Speaker 1: camera she looks great to be keeny she does. It
Speaker 1: was weird when they kissed under the water, though you
Speaker 1: can't make out it was dirty and it was kissing underwater.
Speaker 1: There was a crotch. There's a crotch shot from when
Speaker 1: she wrapped her legs around him, like when they were
Speaker 1: facing each other up yoga move. There was a moment
Speaker 1: of her coming into him where you could like fully
Speaker 1: see the camera like in her cross Oh I didn't
Speaker 1: even catch that. I catch I catch. I catch that.
Speaker 1: That's a kind of that's the kind of notes I
Speaker 1: take out. This is I'm like my brother like is
Speaker 1: on his second fucking company, and I sit with a
Speaker 1: no I sell dildos, and I sit with a notebook
Speaker 1: writing crotch shots about the bachelor boobs twice. I've read boobs,
Speaker 1: I've written no I've written tits, I've written bad grammar.
Speaker 1: I'm the grammar police, and I'm like super into her boobs. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then um sounds like she needs to be I
Speaker 1: don't even know, I don't know talked into it. So
Speaker 1: basically it felt like her whole relationship with Robbie was
Speaker 1: I believe you're not going to cheat on me. Like
Speaker 1: it felt like she was talking herself into like like
Speaker 1: on the whole time was like on paper, I felt
Speaker 1: secure with you. I'm looking at the photo. Yes, that
Speaker 1: was fun. Like she was clearly trying to talk herself
Speaker 1: into it. She even said that I just wanted it
Speaker 1: to be you so badly. She said that to him,
Speaker 1: and do you know what else she said to him,
Speaker 1: And this is up at the end when she broke
Speaker 1: up with him, she said, I know that you will
Speaker 1: love me for the rest of your life, she did say,
Speaker 1: or until the day you died. She said that I
Speaker 1: know that you will love me. I know you would
Speaker 1: have loved I don't know something. But it was really bizarre.
Speaker 1: It was almost like and I know, like he started
Speaker 1: to be he said, I'm so disappointed because I know
Speaker 1: and I know you love me. Until I thought I
Speaker 1: was like, what, you can't say that to him? I
Speaker 1: thought that too. I felt sorry for whoever, Like sweet
Speaker 1: future wife, it is just like, bitch, please, you can't
Speaker 1: put your inky spray all over him forever forever. You
Speaker 1: don't get to claim that choice of a way to
Speaker 1: break up with someone. You just get that at the
Speaker 1: Marriott and Sucket Thailand get to say. You don't get
Speaker 1: to do that forever. That's not cool. I mean, at
Speaker 1: least she didn't let him propose, but that was telling
Speaker 1: him that he was going to love her and tell
Speaker 1: the dates. I know, if I I wish you could
Speaker 1: go back in time and be like, bitch, please, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like if some guys said that
Speaker 1: to me that I was like obsessed with, I would
Speaker 1: almost be like, thank you for freeing me from you
Speaker 1: right in this moment, Like I was going to be
Speaker 1: obsessed with you and that incredibly narcissistic do. She comments,
Speaker 1: you just freed me, and I thank you process, process
Speaker 1: Joel in this fledger of your nasty I thank you
Speaker 1: for that. What's her middle name too, because at one
Speaker 1: point there, yeah, they're like, they're like Joel Hannah her
Speaker 1: name said like it started as Jojo and then her
Speaker 1: name just kept getting longer. By the end of the
Speaker 1: seat the end of the episod, kind of Elizabeth Woden
Speaker 1: hame a lot fer Higgins fleedger Jen. Yes, okay, so
Speaker 1: then I kind of was jamming on her ambree bell
Speaker 1: sleeve dress. Did you like that? I liked it. I
Speaker 1: liked it. I liked it. She has it's it's like
Speaker 1: every episode she has one really good outfit. That was it.
Speaker 1: She looks great and a pair of jeans and thigh
Speaker 1: high over the knee boots. Yes, she looks great and short.
Speaker 1: She has bad gown choices like her evening years or loses.
Speaker 1: It's a little over the top, but her bell sleeve
Speaker 1: ambree dress was way cuter than what Jordan got for
Speaker 1: his shitty night date, which was like a sweater, which
Speaker 1: was she was pissed to him. She wanted to be like,
Speaker 1: why didn't you ask for my dad? Like that was
Speaker 1: like she probably told that wardrobe people like give him
Speaker 1: at outfit he's on, he's in trouble. Yeah, he's in trouble.
Speaker 1: Punish him. So she kept saying it's all about her
Speaker 1: feeling it, not about whether she feels it too. It's
Speaker 1: only if she can feel it. But it's fascinating. And
Speaker 1: it's basically each guy that she got to the point
Speaker 1: except for Jordan's, that she got to the point where
Speaker 1: she could actually feel it. The second she would feel it,
Speaker 1: she'd scan her brain like AI, like like, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not responding how I should responding. I finally got what
Speaker 1: I wanted because it's like kiss of a Spider woman
Speaker 1: and you're out. The second I can feel it, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna cut you. That's so true. Yeah, definitely what she
Speaker 1: did with Chase. She even brought him to the Fantasy
Speaker 1: Suite and everything. Alex show Luke like, what more do
Speaker 1: you need? Do you know what? Alex has songs on iTunes? No?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, will you pull it up? Please? Can
Speaker 1: we play one? No? Starting not Alex Luke, Sorry you
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, Luke Luke pow okay, will you
Speaker 1: google that we might need to hear one. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then I have to say I appreciated when she said
Speaker 1: you made me feel what my worth is. I thought
Speaker 1: that was very nice. Um when he was saying, I
Speaker 1: know that you got hurt last year about Ben, that
Speaker 1: was like two weeks ago, Like, yeah, I believe because
Speaker 1: I had a podcast about it and I started I
Speaker 1: started my podcast in January, so that was at least
Speaker 1: March when you got hurt. So now it's that's so true.
Speaker 1: I could I forgot it was even that close together. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I like also by the way that her trust
Speaker 1: issues don't even seem to stem from Ben. So if
Speaker 1: you have major trustes, it seems to be like from
Speaker 1: the guy before Ben. If you have major trust issues,
Speaker 1: why go on the Bachelor as a contestant? Because she
Speaker 1: likes TV? She and her brother was her brother was
Speaker 1: He was one of the bachelor's on Evil Longoria's dating show.
Speaker 1: I love pointing this out that when they came in
Speaker 1: mouth kissed, when they kissed, when Ben sees came and
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, it must be noice for you
Speaker 1: to be in the Keppard. See picking all these ladies.
Speaker 1: They were Ben on the Fox Evil on dating show.
Speaker 1: One of them the Bachelor. Yeah, oh can we play it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys, here we go, Luke. This
Speaker 1: might be the new bath. Maybe maybe this is why
Speaker 1: he can't. They have to try to figure out. This
Speaker 1: makes me so excited? Should we plug it in? Here
Speaker 1: you go? Get ready? Well you accept this Rose, You
Speaker 1: know what, you can get your Adam and Eve item
Speaker 1: out and make them get ready to make sweet love
Speaker 1: for two and a half minutes. Guys, that's as long
Speaker 1: as it takes right. I'll made you hard out of roses.
Speaker 1: I got all the pillows from pure one okay, because
Speaker 1: it's like a Nashville guy. This one's called following Me
Speaker 1: like Western No I remember worse. Okay, there's another one
Speaker 1: I kind of like. It's called tungsten Steel. What is it?
Speaker 1: Tungsten steel? Please spell that? Can you use it in
Speaker 1: a sentence? Ship? I'm bad because he got a look
Speaker 1: at us, and I got a couch with y'all knees.
Speaker 1: I'm being through this milk. I really love Luke on
Speaker 1: the show so much. He was my favorite. Him and
Speaker 1: James Taylor and I also liked any bought cowboy boots.
Speaker 1: Make out this, Yeah, I can make out with the
Speaker 1: first one. I feel like I can make out with
Speaker 1: the first one. I feel like it's well, I can
Speaker 1: make out too, and I think I can make out
Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, no, make out with him for sure.
Speaker 1: Was definitely like because I gre up in Arkansas, so
Speaker 1: I definitely went to like up bar where somebody likes
Speaker 1: this play a song, definitely okay, I believe that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love a two step, don't get me wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I've made out in Texas, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: But I mean it's definitely terrible. But I kind of
Speaker 1: liked the first one, the first one. I didn't mind
Speaker 1: the ft too, being my ring tone. I's MS Ryan.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's why ABC can't confirm it, because
Speaker 1: he's like, I mean, he might legitimately feel like I
Speaker 1: have got played my music. I can't be on the batchelor.
Speaker 1: But maybe he'd get more more pressed if he was
Speaker 1: a bat because all they all they did. Maybe he's like,
Speaker 1: you gotta stop playing the soldier angle and started playing
Speaker 1: the singer angle and the like, but we want the
Speaker 1: soldier the singer Soldier the singer soldier songwriter. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: So then Jordan's date so finish at Robbie. So he
Speaker 1: gave her all the photos. That was sweet. He gave
Speaker 1: great date. I did feel like she glassed over when
Speaker 1: she was like, tell me about our night together and
Speaker 1: it was like meat loaf, burnt meat loaf and kids
Speaker 1: in the other room in nine months. Nine months is
Speaker 1: too soon? He should have said, like five years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like you have another song? Oh should we
Speaker 1: hear James Taylor song waits We Love James? Feel like
Speaker 1: James Taylor is like a legitimate. We got to FaceTime
Speaker 1: with him and he was actually kind of hot, like
Speaker 1: fatime with everybody. Let's face I can. I can try
Speaker 1: to FaceTime Christian let me text Christians he's a villain. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to face is like legit, pretty good
Speaker 1: cancer advice. Yeah, what horses kissing from? It ever been strange?
Speaker 1: And I feel like I knew he was like can
Speaker 1: sing onthing, but like it sounds more like fe tale.
Speaker 1: He's not like a certain country. I guess I can't
Speaker 1: think right now. This is about fairy tale. You can
Speaker 1: get on huge. Aaron totally deveilable if we want to
Speaker 1: call her good shooting Stone even more free day Jas
Speaker 1: Taylor next, I would like him as best. I would
Speaker 1: like him as the best stupid. I like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I just texted Christian. We might be able
Speaker 1: to um, we might be able to face time Christian too. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. We're calling. We're gonna call Aaron Foley
Speaker 1: in Texas, right right in Texas. She's writing on this
Speaker 1: TV show. She's writing for like a ten year old comic.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Hello, Oh my god, I'm on. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Er believe we missed you, girl. Sara
Speaker 1: Colowna's me and Sarah Colowna. Okay, okay, right now we're
Speaker 1: up to just so you know, we're up to Jordan's
Speaker 1: evening date. We just we just we're finishing up Robbie's
Speaker 1: date where he gave her the photos, and now we're
Speaker 1: up to Jordan's the worst date ever, the worst date
Speaker 1: ever where he wouldn't own up to the fact that
Speaker 1: he didn't ask for the hand of marriage. Elephant in
Speaker 1: the room. What is your overall how do you feel
Speaker 1: just generally overall about like how this all ended. Um
Speaker 1: can I say that now? Oh well, I just the
Speaker 1: whole time when it was so pro Robbie, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be Jordan's like it was so it was
Speaker 1: so pro Robbie. I was like, that was like and
Speaker 1: then I thought, oh, maybe they're doing the unusual twist
Speaker 1: up so pro Robbie. Then it's Robbie. And then you know,
Speaker 1: when the limo pulled up in like the long Duck
Speaker 1: John Dong shoes came out, I was like Donald Duck
Speaker 1: pulled out. I was like, oh, it's Jordan's you know what.
Speaker 1: You also, it's never you never want to be the
Speaker 1: first person in the limo. If your first, you're getting
Speaker 1: sent home, right, But Donald Duck those shoes. Man. Even
Speaker 1: if she had chosen Robbie, she switched her mind right
Speaker 1: when she's stuck. She was like, hold on, did he
Speaker 1: just pull up? Okay, we'll just we'll go ahead and
Speaker 1: do it now. But then we just have to tape
Speaker 1: get Jordan backcare gone because I didn't do those yet.
Speaker 1: Um um okay, so that date, so we're on the dates. Basically,
Speaker 1: we're just based to catch you up. Aaron. She needs
Speaker 1: so much fucking validation. Robbie's actually be doing it right.
Speaker 1: The brothers were drugs, the sister is mute, so and
Speaker 1: he actually we that's the fixture was an extra. I
Speaker 1: had no idea she was part of the family. I
Speaker 1: was like, who well paid that one to sit on
Speaker 1: the edge of the couch. I didn't even know she
Speaker 1: was part of the family. Christian wants to FaceTime us,
Speaker 1: and how many minutes should I say? Ten? Ten minutes? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna FaceTime with Christian. We're just going all out. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: So then um so so so, then so so they
Speaker 1: have the worst date ever and and then so she's like,
Speaker 1: why didn't you ask for the hand in marriage? He's
Speaker 1: such a liar, He's just he just talks. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: didn't answer. He wouldn't he wouldn't say anything. He was like,
Speaker 1: I just didn't know that you wanted. I wanted to
Speaker 1: be up to you that. Yeah, He's like, I made
Speaker 1: it clear, Yeah, you make it clear. To clear, you
Speaker 1: have to say, well, can I have your her hand?
Speaker 1: And can I have Joel Hannah Montana's Fletcher hand? This
Speaker 1: Fletcher of you nasty and put it back on her
Speaker 1: like just when he put it back on her. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh god, I paused it because my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: gwyn I was faced. She didn't have a TV, which
Speaker 1: is suspicious, but that's all right. And then I put
Speaker 1: like Her on face time up to the couch. So
Speaker 1: we've been watching it every Monday, like face timing her
Speaker 1: and we and I paused, and she screamed. We both
Speaker 1: screamed out he put it on her. It's that was
Speaker 1: the worst sign now now and he's going to do
Speaker 1: that to her for the rest of their life circle
Speaker 1: because I do think he doesn't like women like I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I do think at the end of the day, he's
Speaker 1: never going to deal with it. I don't think he
Speaker 1: wants to get into the bone zone with her. I
Speaker 1: really don't. When he when she put her hands on
Speaker 1: his boobies and he turned it backwards and made and
Speaker 1: felt her racing heart with the back of his fingers
Speaker 1: for the first time in the theory that he touched
Speaker 1: her check when she when she would have made his family,
Speaker 1: she said, my heart is racing, and she grabbed his
Speaker 1: hand and put it between her great fake rack and
Speaker 1: he turned his hand and put it backwards on his
Speaker 1: fingers in his and his lady Blazer and with his
Speaker 1: lady is, his wovenly hips, his time, his duck hair
Speaker 1: and his lady Blazer and he and he and he
Speaker 1: touched her boobs for the first time ever in Theory Backwards.
Speaker 1: I was like, that is not a guy that was
Speaker 1: to get in the bones. I did not see that,
Speaker 1: and I love that. That's amazing. That makes I didn't
Speaker 1: you said I have no life and that was about
Speaker 1: three episodes a guy, so so he talked in circles
Speaker 1: and blamed her. I was like, well, you, I don't
Speaker 1: know there's another guy in this. I don't know, well
Speaker 1: he said. He was like, I want to know where
Speaker 1: you are first. Basically, it was like, if you don't
Speaker 1: say I love you first, well then how can I
Speaker 1: ask for your hand to marriage? Guys, we have too
Speaker 1: FaceTime Christian after the episode, unfortunately, but we will. We will, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell him. It'll be twenty minutes. Um. I love
Speaker 1: that you guys get up sucked into the Robbie. How
Speaker 1: did yes? We would? What would? We actually found that
Speaker 1: we we liked him more than we wanted to, even
Speaker 1: though at after the Rose he did show up in
Speaker 1: duck shoes, striped socks, a checkered boutineer, a pocket square,
Speaker 1: and a striped tie. But but we found that we
Speaker 1: actually found him to be sincere and sweet, and that
Speaker 1: we were then rooting for Robbie. Yeah. I liked him, Yes,
Speaker 1: I liked him last night better than Jordan's. Like between
Speaker 1: the two, I was like, well, I guess that's you know,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm going to vote for Robbie. But then
Speaker 1: he and that was the first time I liked him
Speaker 1: at all. But I do feel like both he and
Speaker 1: Jordan takes They probably take so long to get ready. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you look at Robbie though his hair literally shower
Speaker 1: shot of him with that hair not moving, it didn't
Speaker 1: get wet. I'm telling you, I guarantee. They were like
Speaker 1: he was like, you have to get a special shower
Speaker 1: head that goes around my head because it can't get wet. Can't.
Speaker 1: It's like an infection or like if you have like
Speaker 1: a cast or something, you're like literally like it cannot
Speaker 1: get wet, Like I literally will die. Like when they
Speaker 1: watched him coming and I just get actually looking for
Speaker 1: like the angle, like how do you even get your
Speaker 1: hair like that? Like how do you do. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like a Mrs Doubt doubt fire face mold. It's
Speaker 1: like he's got a skull cap on and then that's
Speaker 1: not and then he puts the new skull on and
Speaker 1: JoJo's mom puts a new face on the Can you
Speaker 1: talk about it? I know you love Jojo'sma's face. Can
Speaker 1: I just say decide? Note how happy I am that.
Speaker 1: I'm also like I can actually text with two bachelors
Speaker 1: like that. That the fact that I'm texting with Christian
Speaker 1: right now because I am not a big Texter while
Speaker 1: I'm like doing things, but the fact I feel like
Speaker 1: it's like allowed if it's with a bachelor contestant or
Speaker 1: somebody who who's just about stor in paradise. Okay, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, JoJo's mom's face, please go, Aaron, fully go
Speaker 1: the lips the lips? Was she it was? There's there's
Speaker 1: two moments, the initial three moments. One what was that
Speaker 1: woman doing at the end of the couch? And I
Speaker 1: realized maybe she's related to the sister? And then to um,
Speaker 1: how how many years did she like or how many
Speaker 1: jobs did the husband have to pay for? Like several faces?
Speaker 1: And then three um, I raised a princess. You need
Speaker 1: to make her a queen. If I was the lady,
Speaker 1: if I was Robbie, I'd be like, I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: a pass, and I would right let her run to
Speaker 1: a bar and get hammered. Yea, if someone said that,
Speaker 1: if someone said that to I can't imagine if my
Speaker 1: parents had said that to Johnny, be like, well, now
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. I raised you need to make her queen. Literally,
Speaker 1: my parents dressed me in my brother's old clothes. It's
Speaker 1: like we raised her as a young man and you
Speaker 1: need to once in a while remind her that she's
Speaker 1: a human female. Like it is. It is truly like
Speaker 1: you've seen photos. I don't know, sarahcene photos. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find one for You're not going to be disappointed. I
Speaker 1: mean truly, they did raise me. It's like, look, we
Speaker 1: have one, we have one set of clothing, and your
Speaker 1: brother came first. So we raised your as we raised
Speaker 1: your brother, as we would raise any young man in
Speaker 1: New England as the young man of New England. So
Speaker 1: that can you Yeah, I'll find them while you guys
Speaker 1: chat for one second, chat amongst yourselves for one second. Well,
Speaker 1: the mom too. It's just uh well, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I feel like she maybe that's how her dad because
Speaker 1: her dad's a little calmer, so maybe he sort of
Speaker 1: treats her. Maybe he sort of instilled that in her.
Speaker 1: The dad combo. That combo, it's like, how did the
Speaker 1: dad and the mom hook up? He must be really rich, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. I also was surprised that's how well behaved.
Speaker 1: The Brothers were good show of last season. I feel
Speaker 1: like they were like drugged. Yeah, you know that the
Speaker 1: producers were to be about that. They were like, wait,
Speaker 1: where where did the Bobbsey Twins? And they're just kind
Speaker 1: of like still life. Although I do think that like
Speaker 1: Robbie's like the ultimate cardboard cut out, you know, like
Speaker 1: he could be saying anything and they were all like, yes, yes, Robbie,
Speaker 1: Um yes, he was fully full on cardboard cut up.
Speaker 1: I can't find the really good one that I want
Speaker 1: to find. Of photos. Here's here's that happened, But that's
Speaker 1: not the young man. I look, I actually have a
Speaker 1: dress on in those. But I'll finding I'll find them
Speaker 1: one I'm looking for later. Find the one with the camel.
Speaker 1: It's someone, it's I know, it's someone on the bike.
Speaker 1: I'll find them one on the bike. Um, that one
Speaker 1: is my favorite. Okay. So then they go on. So
Speaker 1: then they go and they have they go on, they
Speaker 1: go on their horrible date. They go kayaking, she goes over,
Speaker 1: he blames her, and then and then she goes home.
Speaker 1: They send letters to each other, which is and they
Speaker 1: read them. That was so stupid. It was and especially
Speaker 1: since they all read them, Miss Fletcher back and forth
Speaker 1: the letter reading. And it was also like, here we go,
Speaker 1: I found the photo. There we go. I'm the one
Speaker 1: with the helmet and the dick shout out. I'm the
Speaker 1: one with the shadow like at the dick shut out,
Speaker 1: like the load, the load of my pants, I'm the
Speaker 1: one with twice the amount of hair. And old men
Speaker 1: get their stomach start or whatever. My fall to my
Speaker 1: stomach started to ste here together at the age of four.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I will put it on our Facebook page
Speaker 1: so everybody can enjoy. It's really this one. This is
Speaker 1: the one you've seen that. What haven't you pointed out
Speaker 1: that it was that I did have like a full
Speaker 1: dick shudow. And I'm also the confident alpha and this,
Speaker 1: I mean I just assumed you were the one. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you were a bruten back then. And
Speaker 1: then that's me, like, this is not a human that's
Speaker 1: been raded to a process. This is a human that's
Speaker 1: been raised to like go into comedy and hosted a podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll put that on our Facebook page. Um, okay, So
Speaker 1: then okay, so he's a liar. Um didn't ask for
Speaker 1: the hint of marriage. He doesn't want to marry her.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like ladies, is what I wrote Robbie in
Speaker 1: the shower, So then they had to pick out the
Speaker 1: rings and then and then Jordan's lame lame loser phone
Speaker 1: dials in permission for the dad. I mean, that's it
Speaker 1: was so weird and robotic and just like it was
Speaker 1: it was almost like he was just like ordering Thai
Speaker 1: food Like it was so like, you know, three burgers
Speaker 1: to like it was just so cut off. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's like he had to do it because he then
Speaker 1: he had to write the letter to tell her that
Speaker 1: he had done it, you know, had done it, and
Speaker 1: doing it like also over speaker phone, like you're on
Speaker 1: an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Like nobody
Speaker 1: actually speaks on speaker phone like that, like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like doing that. It was just like
Speaker 1: like you're in some reality. Well I guess you are, okay,
Speaker 1: So then her and me for the rest of our life.
Speaker 1: That's what he wrote. No, it's that is not the
Speaker 1: proper phrasing. It's gonna be her and me for the
Speaker 1: rest of you guys are dummies. She put her hooker
Speaker 1: shoes on to go get her mail. The mailman's arrived.
Speaker 1: She's thankfully got her hooker shoes on, which mysteriously disappeared
Speaker 1: when there, and then she was reading the letter at
Speaker 1: the same time. They're both of their hair. Both both
Speaker 1: both Jordan and Robbie's hair were insane the whole season
Speaker 1: with the season of hair mishaps. So then they go
Speaker 1: So then they go to the cut to the audience.
Speaker 1: The entire Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are there. When they were
Speaker 1: when he's reading the Miss Fletcher Joel Hannah Fletcher Fay,
Speaker 1: why were they there? And she wasn't a Dallas she's
Speaker 1: from Dallas. It didn't make some some producer wanted to
Speaker 1: like titting funk off the tip. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's from Dallas, but you know, every you don't have
Speaker 1: every year. Now we're gonna have like the cheerleading team
Speaker 1: from wherever the yeah here it comes to Golden Stay Warriors.
Speaker 1: Um so so then out so, then so. Then Robbie
Speaker 1: arrives first with his loafers and striped socks. Being first
Speaker 1: is never good. And it was just like I felt
Speaker 1: like this charade. I felt like it was always Jordan's.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was Jordan before the season started.
Speaker 1: I felt like she pushed away any guy that actually
Speaker 1: loved her. He's gonna break her heart. And I felt
Speaker 1: sorry for Robbie. She's hit home every guy that actually
Speaker 1: loved her and I and I felt like I felt
Speaker 1: like Ben and Lauren don't look happy, They're not vibrant.
Speaker 1: I also felt like the set, like the setting around
Speaker 1: them was weird, Like they had like a random barrel
Speaker 1: on the side. Yes, yeah, it was like the person
Speaker 1: who was supposed to decorate this set that day was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't I fucking I lost everything.
Speaker 1: I can't find anything. They were like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: get a basket, gets sound up, my daughter park shipwreck,
Speaker 1: my dollar goes so far here? I had such a
Speaker 1: fucking vendor. I lost. I blew all the budget. I
Speaker 1: blew all the budget. I don't know where I've been
Speaker 1: since Tuesday, stole stuff out of like kids bedrooms in
Speaker 1: Thailand and decorated this thing. I woke up in some
Speaker 1: chick's house in Thailand. I don't know what happened in
Speaker 1: the last four days. I'm sorry. I know a Walmart
Speaker 1: shipping container like ran a ran a breath on the sand.
Speaker 1: I know I was I know I was supposed to
Speaker 1: build a pergola. Fucking lots that you guys am so
Speaker 1: fucked up right now some woman, So I think I
Speaker 1: might be married to some fucking woman. So then hookers
Speaker 1: are killing me. So then when Robbie walked away, he
Speaker 1: actually looked like a mannequin. He looked like he had
Speaker 1: a stick up his and his hands were held like
Speaker 1: a manetah. And he didn't like sad either. He didn't.
Speaker 1: He actually looked like he was over at No, I
Speaker 1: guess you go. I'm no longer a former competition, I'm
Speaker 1: no a full time male man. And he didn't find
Speaker 1: the full shower head because his hair going to be touched.
Speaker 1: He said that time he was half boy, half mannequin.
Speaker 1: His transformation to a mannequin. He's never living in present day.
Speaker 1: Everything is former former human, former swimmer, former contestant, form,
Speaker 1: full time mannequin. Okay, So then so then up shows
Speaker 1: fucking Jordan's and his fucking tight his suite looks cute.
Speaker 1: I will say it was the one thing he got right.
Speaker 1: I felt fine. I mean it was good looking man good.
Speaker 1: It was nice to see him outside of a pair
Speaker 1: of jaggings. I was like, are cute? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I forgot the first night you were in a suit
Speaker 1: and your last night you're in a suit. Finally a
Speaker 1: non pair of jagging Yeah, jaggings. He just got his
Speaker 1: lady blazer he put on. Then he got a cheap
Speaker 1: rollerblades everywhere everywhere. You know, he's got one of those
Speaker 1: longboard like like skateboard long boards, um like that that
Speaker 1: are sort of like that. Okay. So then she shows
Speaker 1: up in her weird dress at the after the Roads
Speaker 1: and Chad throwing down with his dead mom and that
Speaker 1: he's a marine was so embarrassing, and Jordan was just
Speaker 1: such a spin doctor, but and and they were both
Speaker 1: so full of it during even during his proposal, She's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, is this happening right now. It's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's happening because you guys already talked about it.
Speaker 1: He picked at the ring. And then somebody, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was I think it was Chris Harrison.
Speaker 1: Somebody said the phrase quote talk here's my ultimate grammar police,
Speaker 1: and that was when the family was drug into this.
Speaker 1: It was Chris Harrison, and I was like, the family
Speaker 1: got drug into this? Are you fucking kidding Chris Harrison,
Speaker 1: Shame on you. I don't feel like he misuses words.
Speaker 1: He said, your family got drug into this. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: can't even comment on that. And by the way, Jojo
Speaker 1: lit up like a fucking Christmas tree for the first
Speaker 1: time ever when she heard she was getting a free
Speaker 1: week Atnemical in Pennsylvania. I first said that they were
Speaker 1: doing a bit like ha ha ha, they got they're
Speaker 1: providing a free week in Enemicolon And it was literally
Speaker 1: like what like I won the book like a free week,
Speaker 1: And she was like, I love now. I got fucked
Speaker 1: in the hot tub. I look in the wood hot tup.
Speaker 1: You guys were just in Thailand, Yeah, yeah, you were excited,
Speaker 1: Like how much of it in Pennsylvania exactly. I finally
Speaker 1: I can get away from Thailand. I get back to
Speaker 1: Neemical and Pennsylvane. Yeah, you know, Jordan's like, this is
Speaker 1: not what I was hoping would happen when I pretended
Speaker 1: to like you so that I should get on TV.
Speaker 1: I was hoping we'd got a nicer places. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: didn't think we have to go back to Nemical in
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania and our biplane when we did, she took the
Speaker 1: biplane to Nemiclond work for the US Post Office. She
Speaker 1: did the biplane and then they went fucking dog mushing
Speaker 1: on dirt. That bummed me out. Oh I forgot that.
Speaker 1: That was a bummer. That was a bummer. It comes
Speaker 1: in like snoopy regal Beagle delivering mail, like drops into like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the old man's house in the middle
Speaker 1: of Pennsylvania. So here's the thing, guys. Here we are
Speaker 1: at the end of the season. Oh something move here
Speaker 1: we go to the end of the season. I feel like,
Speaker 1: first of all, Aaron we called it with Paget when
Speaker 1: we looked at the photos, were like, oh, Jordan Rodgers
Speaker 1: is gonna win. Obviously, it felt What did we say
Speaker 1: about Robbie. What do we say do we say anything
Speaker 1: about rapping? It was gonna be We thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be Chase, and we we picked Derek, I think,
Speaker 1: and um, and then I went wild carding and picked
Speaker 1: Vinny and uh, Paget picked the Paget picked the Hipster,
Speaker 1: which didn't last very long. I mean, what do we
Speaker 1: have listened like? I actually I hope they do pick
Speaker 1: Luke because I actually feel like Luke although he does
Speaker 1: have a record, he does have a record thing. Can
Speaker 1: can't you just have a person? What do you mean
Speaker 1: a record thing? Oh? We just listened to Luke. There's
Speaker 1: songs of his on iTunes, on iTunes that you need
Speaker 1: to listen to immediately. Luke. Luke has a song we've
Speaker 1: been We just played him on the podcast. He's a
Speaker 1: country singer. He's a country singer. Sweet Jesus. I thought,
Speaker 1: I guess we didn't know his occupation. It was like
Speaker 1: former war vet, right, yeah, for more full time country singer.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do we First of all, I could
Speaker 1: not be more excited for Bachelor in Paradise, which is
Speaker 1: I'm going to immediately run home and watch, like, give
Speaker 1: me some fucking entertainment. Give me some entertainment. It wasn't
Speaker 1: very entertaining, and it was clearly going to be We
Speaker 1: all knew who she was going to pick, and I
Speaker 1: was excited for her. I liked her, yeah, like I
Speaker 1: really liked her. The family stuff was just really like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. When her mom was like princess and
Speaker 1: says queen, and she was just like why then you
Speaker 1: asked my dad? I was like, is there all the
Speaker 1: way around? Like, what is happening? Yeah, my dad, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a princess you needed me. That's some insight
Speaker 1: into what she's probably like a giant brat. And then
Speaker 1: the sister is like, Toby, go clean Joe. Joe's sucking
Speaker 1: garments out, Like maybe that wasn't his sister. Maybe that
Speaker 1: was like a seat filler. Guys, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: positive that wasn't a seat filler. I swear to god,
Speaker 1: it was just then I paused it and I was
Speaker 1: laughing forward. I was like, who's that lady at the
Speaker 1: end of the cap, Like, she doesn't even fit in,
Speaker 1: she doesn't sid in, No, who is talk to? Literally,
Speaker 1: she didn't say one word. She didn't say one word.
Speaker 1: She didn't say one word. She didn't even like shake
Speaker 1: her head. She was expressing list. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if she knew she was in public. It was bizarre.
Speaker 1: So maybe she's Maybe she's the drug woman that was
Speaker 1: responsible for putting the barrels on the beach. It was found.
Speaker 1: She was like they felt bad because for her set
Speaker 1: designer who got so like somebody like revied or drink
Speaker 1: at like a bar. So they were worried about her.
Speaker 1: They let her sit on the set just to make
Speaker 1: her feel safe, like a safe space, and then they
Speaker 1: were like, you know what, Jenny really need to Let's
Speaker 1: just have the tire on the beach and the cancer.
Speaker 1: She kind of looked like they didn't pay for the
Speaker 1: tip job for her, but if you got her a
Speaker 1: nice tip chop at a halter, she could have been
Speaker 1: JoJo's sister. Yeah, that's true. Guys. Friendship ladies, before we
Speaker 1: do the male grab bag, what do we have to say?
Speaker 1: Who are we rooting for for the Bachelor? Who do
Speaker 1: I think? Luke? I'm rooting for Luke. I don't know
Speaker 1: that he'll be that exciting, but I mean James Taylor
Speaker 1: will be great, but I think he went to Paradise,
Speaker 1: so it's not going to be him. He did go
Speaker 1: to Paradise, to paradise. I think he did. Really, I
Speaker 1: think he's going to be I think he went to Paradise.
Speaker 1: I got excited. I think he went to Paradise. I
Speaker 1: think they're not showing I know, the rectile dysfunction. And
Speaker 1: doctor went and he was in bed with somebody and
Speaker 1: one of like he actually wrote Evan and then he
Speaker 1: gets beat out by Chad and the blood. They can't
Speaker 1: find his vein. There's blood everywhere. Um, guys, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see. Allegedly Chad gets kicked up when he
Speaker 1: calls a lady that the sea word and then actually
Speaker 1: ships his pants is when he's escorted at the rumors
Speaker 1: that he calls a woman to seaward and just his pants.
Speaker 1: Let's how do they make it so how much? How?
Speaker 1: Why can't they make the about sir and about Sirrette
Speaker 1: that good? But they because I think they try to.
Speaker 1: They have to protect the bachelor of the bachelorette, so
Speaker 1: they give him more alcohol on Bachelor in Paradise, and
Speaker 1: I think they edited to like that the person. They're
Speaker 1: still the fantasy, like the perfect cat, right, guys, I
Speaker 1: cannot I don't even know what to say. Sarah, will
Speaker 1: you come back on for about stor in Paradise? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Yes, but I can't wait wait to get
Speaker 1: home and watch it. Okay, when you go back. I
Speaker 1: was almost like when you said you couldn't do this,
Speaker 1: until a little bit later in the evening he was like,
Speaker 1: does she know batch in parent? Blame me, blame me,
Speaker 1: blame When do you go up to see I've never
Speaker 1: seen it before, but we're gonna be so fucking happy.
Speaker 1: It's just it's especially after this season and last season
Speaker 1: on The Bachelor, You're gonna be you really, finally, finally,
Speaker 1: so entertaining. You're gonna love it. Yeah, people just lose
Speaker 1: their ship. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I can't wait for you to see it.
Speaker 1: When do you go up to Seattle? I'm going next week, oh,
Speaker 1: this weekend, and I'm gonna go for like two days.
Speaker 1: But then you'll be around, so yeah, maybe we can
Speaker 1: have you on like two weeks. Okay. Oh my good Sarah.
Speaker 1: I cannot think. What a pleasure. Thank you, Aaron Um,
Speaker 1: such a joy to have you back. Ladies Katie and Anna,
Speaker 1: will you stick around into the mail grab bag with
Speaker 1: me and um, oh my god, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for doing. Thank you another seas to hear your voice.
Speaker 1: I love you too, buddy, I miss you. By you guys.
Speaker 1: There were so many good tweets this week. We had
Speaker 1: so many good tweets to pick from, and I want
Speaker 1: you to know there's a very I have a very
Speaker 1: fair system. I go through, I see the ones that
Speaker 1: I kind of like, but I but like, I mentioned
Speaker 1: a few that I like, but I let Anna be
Speaker 1: the one who sort of narrows it down and then Anna,
Speaker 1: Katy and I get to pick. So there's a full
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Speaker 1: tell your friends, tell your friends, and we are going
Speaker 1: to do Bachelor in Paradise, so there'll be a new
Speaker 1: enough could not We're finally we'll actually have like a
Speaker 1: good show entertaining guys. It should Nick File getting a
Speaker 1: fucking ring? Who the fund is he engaged? Do you
Speaker 1: think it's the mom? But that should him making out
Speaker 1: with like some fucking that he's a shade shady player,
Speaker 1: but he's so hot. I know, I know who do
Speaker 1: I want to make out with? This I parative I'd
Speaker 1: make out with Wells first, Jared, Nick, Nick, Jared? Who else?
Speaker 1: I have to I forget who's there? Christians? There is?
Speaker 1: I think Grant is Grant there? Because yeah, Grant and
Speaker 1: Jared Grant picking out a ring too, I could trust
Speaker 1: see his cat too. I think that Grant. I think
Speaker 1: I think he's a shade ball. Who did bring up
Speaker 1: with this girlfriend? Did you believe? Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And then again, I know this is airing
Speaker 1: right now, you get to go home. But I like
Speaker 1: the sheer fact that that Chad is maybe hooking up
Speaker 1: with Lace is going to kill Lace? Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm I worried about Lace. Um Okay, so here we go.
Speaker 1: We have tweet number one in the running for tweeter
Speaker 1: in the week. You guys, tweeter the week. This is
Speaker 1: very important. Laura Nickerson, which is Laura nicks nine. Her
Speaker 1: tweet is Jordan's what's going on in my head? Sandwiches
Speaker 1: mostly sandwiches. Number two Johnny Cupcakes. Uh but the real
Speaker 1: question is who wore it better? And it was and
Speaker 1: it was Joe Joe at the at the after the live,
Speaker 1: and then it was Amy Poehler and like a really,
Speaker 1: I'm a favorite. That's a good one. It's a visual
Speaker 1: ones So if you guys want to see it is
Speaker 1: John four two oh one is Johnny cupcakes. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: can post a picture. Okay, here's another one. This guy's
Speaker 1: one twice seth vat Basebone one. He always does well
Speaker 1: arden RN. Kudos to Robbie for saying all the right
Speaker 1: things in time before his battery died. He has a
Speaker 1: fucking cybor. The aliens him and like had to like
Speaker 1: make robots that seemed like humans. It would be hit.
Speaker 1: I like that. That's my vote. My favorite is when
Speaker 1: he like did his hair, my friend did. I rewounded
Speaker 1: to watch it. I was like the hair and I
Speaker 1: imaginally makes this, Oh my god, the hair is ever
Speaker 1: since THEO called it the falcon, It's a full and
Speaker 1: I felt like I felt like Jordan's started doing the falcon,
Speaker 1: like it went from being a dumb tall hair to
Speaker 1: do the kind of a falcon. Okay, Nikki Saint Gee,
Speaker 1: she's in the running with who's the real winner though?
Speaker 1: Who's the real winner? Though? JoJo's blue sequin dress when
Speaker 1: she's squat crying or Jordan's peggings when he's on one knee.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's pretty good. We have Corey Diller.
Speaker 1: JoJo's dad looks like the b t K Killer. I
Speaker 1: think so. I thought that was what the killer. He
Speaker 1: was like, this guy that killed all these people and
Speaker 1: he was notorious. But okay, we'll look that up. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll come back to that. Jazz Bends tweeted Jordan's said unvalid.
Speaker 1: That just goes into my god, really, I did not
Speaker 1: pick that up when he said it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he looks like the bet Kay killer he is. Oh
Speaker 1: I got it. I was the gay killer and I
Speaker 1: think he is him. That's creep, just like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's really good. And how many people did the beg
Speaker 1: gay killer? Good job, Corey Diller. Okay, so then we
Speaker 1: have um, okay, Jason Martinez, which is at yah yah dude.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah the dude. So who's the random girl
Speaker 1: on the couch they flashed to on the couch twice,
Speaker 1: which is of course JoJo's sister. Um, her name is Rachel.
Speaker 1: I looked it up. Casey, Oh my god, poor Rachel. Rachel,
Speaker 1: you are not the prince, says she's joel Is prince
Speaker 1: says you want not to be the queen. She the
Speaker 1: queen and the princess. Oh, she is totally like the
Speaker 1: one that they like make scrubb the toilet. She's like
Speaker 1: chained to the toilet in the basement they bring out. Okay,
Speaker 1: poor girl, Casey. Casey run In tweeted, Okay, so I
Speaker 1: didn't ask for your parents hand in marriage, but I
Speaker 1: made them were silly hats. Jordan Rodgers, which I quoted
Speaker 1: earlier and which I love Jessica, which is uh, I
Speaker 1: am semi sweet. Is JoJo's dad wearing a doctor Phil costume.
Speaker 1: I love this, but after the BTK killer, Um, okay,
Speaker 1: this is a good one. Heather Gardener tweets Jojoe's brother
Speaker 1: quote we all like Jordan's JoJo's dad, well not all
Speaker 1: of us. That's pretty good. Um, we've got a lot tonight.
Speaker 1: Bonar Elliott says they skipped right past the brother's mouth
Speaker 1: kissing Jojo. I have never been more and disappointed in
Speaker 1: my entire life. I was texting you guys being like,
Speaker 1: why are they so jay? I know, I know it's
Speaker 1: happening all right, So I'm gonna narrow it down to
Speaker 1: five and then you guys get to vote. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do brother's mouth kissing Joe Joe. I'm going to do um.
Speaker 1: We all like Jordan's, well, not all of us. I'm
Speaker 1: going to do um. Oh, I we didn't do the
Speaker 1: one I do like, which is like they said them
Speaker 1: to bring the mute sister all the way to uh okay,
Speaker 1: I like Jojoe's dad looks like the b t K killer. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do kudos to Robbie for seeing all the
Speaker 1: right things in time before his battery died. And then
Speaker 1: we'll do the Amy polar dress with a battery died.
Speaker 1: Just like, does she have bruises under their Why is
Speaker 1: she hiding her neck? There's something funny going on. Look
Speaker 1: like a hand going up to strangle yes, stress Okay,
Speaker 1: So the winner is for tweet of the week and
Speaker 1: we have it's a photo. Will retweet at Johnny Cupcakes. Um,
Speaker 1: real question is who wore it better? With the photo?
Speaker 1: Weill retweet it. I will retweet it at artam Marine
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to say my runner up is
Speaker 1: Corey Dealer another week and wrote Joe Joe's dad looks
Speaker 1: like the b t K Killer You guys, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Ladies. Any final do you have any any
Speaker 1: final things before we go into bestoom parent? I just
Speaker 1: hope it's more exciting, which it will be, of course.
Speaker 1: Can I just thank you both for your hard work
Speaker 1: for the second amazing season of Will You Accept This Rose?
Speaker 1: And also always, of course a shout out to the
Speaker 1: magical Mark Rivers who wrote our theme song. Thank you
Speaker 1: all for listening. It's been such a joy. It's the
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