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Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today. The subject is she my queen

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Speaker 1: or a narcissist. We'll get into that in just a bit,

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Speaker 1: but right now, let's get to the prank phone call

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Speaker 1: with the nephew. What you got for us? Nav You know,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do something we're not supposed to do. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna don't we always, We're going to actually talk about

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Speaker 1: somebody's child, because that right there, that gets everyone's attention.

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Speaker 1: That cut you deep when you start talking about somebody's kids.

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Speaker 1: So this right here, y'all, your child is too fat?

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Speaker 1: Your child is too fat? I mean what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Why are we running from? They're awesome fat kids out there,

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Speaker 1: They're awesome. I've had some fat kids. What they've gotten smaller?

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Speaker 1: It happens your child is too fat? That dog you Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please, Hi, Kathy, This is Kirby.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually the the owner at the daycare, Mine's daycare

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Speaker 1: when your son comes. Alright, I'm sure you're familiar with

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Speaker 1: my wife, Anita. All right, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: How's a little little divine? How's he doing? He's good.

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Speaker 1: He's laying down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been

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Speaker 1: coming here. I guess about a year now, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: since he was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give

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Speaker 1: you a call. I'm looking at some some information I

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Speaker 1: was I was divine doing at home? Is he Is

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Speaker 1: he eating properly at home? When you say eating, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Is he getting uh meals every time

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Speaker 1: he's supposed to get them while he's at home? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's doing pretty good. Okay, Now there's there's there's no

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Speaker 1: situation where you guys may be a short at your

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Speaker 1: food or anything like that. Are you uh short as

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Speaker 1: the food? No, sir, my husband works real good. We

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Speaker 1: don't have a problem with as short as the food.

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Speaker 1: Is there a problem with him? Well, you know, we're

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Speaker 1: looking at the records and look leness too. Have you

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Speaker 1: looked at the comparison of two year olds the majority

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Speaker 1: of two year olds and in comparison to I guess

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Speaker 1: I should say size in comparison to the bond side,

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Speaker 1: you mean like in body way body size? I mean

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Speaker 1: he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small

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Speaker 1: chat when his barney was ten pounds. But no, he's

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Speaker 1: on the scale of right where he should be. He's

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Speaker 1: just a little you know, taller because his daddy is tall.

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Speaker 1: But he's doing so. You're you don't think he's anywhere

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Speaker 1: in the in the ballpark of of of of of

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Speaker 1: obesity at two? You mean fat? I mean, I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to be blunt, but but but miss Cathy, you're

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean your sons. Let me just say,

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Speaker 1: on a Sunday, I'm relaxed, and we're talking about you

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Speaker 1: think my son is a little overweight or what he's

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Speaker 1: what's the problem? Well, I mean I think he's fat,

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Speaker 1: you know, and and and the problem I'm I'm noticing

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Speaker 1: the records of everything as wait, wait, wait, we need

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Speaker 1: to back up to you think he's sat I've never

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Speaker 1: spoken to you, Mr Kirby. Is that what she said?

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Speaker 1: My name is Kirby. Okay, So every morning that I

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Speaker 1: dropped him off for a year and I give my

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Speaker 1: daycare money. Ms Benita has never said anything about his

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Speaker 1: eating habits. So you're telling me that you think my

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Speaker 1: son is fat with him, you deal with him on

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Speaker 1: a daily basis. I don't do with him on a

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Speaker 1: daily basis. What I'm looking at is records that are

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Speaker 1: showing me that he's eating way more than the rest

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Speaker 1: of anybody at the daycare. And not only that, he's

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Speaker 1: drinking probably a gallon of milk a day, a gallon

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Speaker 1: the milk. Y'all only get snacks two times a day,

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Speaker 1: and he's there only for breakfast and lunch, And how

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Speaker 1: in the hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?

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Speaker 1: And if he is, but all I know is this, No, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm blown away by this because you're calling me on

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Speaker 1: a Sunday, calling my damn child fat. That's the problem.

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Speaker 1: And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never

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Speaker 1: has she said one thing to me in a year

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Speaker 1: when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said

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Speaker 1: my son is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: you know my wife's a different person, and she tries

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Speaker 1: to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who deals

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Speaker 1: with me. Mr Kirby. I've never met you, never met

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Speaker 1: you of a Sunday season. Why I'm calling you on

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Speaker 1: a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow, if you're

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Speaker 1: gonna drop him off I am don't know. No, that's

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Speaker 1: that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.

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Speaker 1: Here's what we knew that here. Either you can keep

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Speaker 1: him at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home.

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Speaker 1: My husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn

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Speaker 1: because if we can't get him, if you really on

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Speaker 1: to be talking to me, because if you're not there

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Speaker 1: every day and I deal with your wife, I'm telling

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Speaker 1: every morning. If that's the case, And if he's eating

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Speaker 1: at a house at home, I'll send him some extra.

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Speaker 1: But what I paid my money for is what you're

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Speaker 1: gonna feed him for two full meals and two snacks,

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Speaker 1: and if he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag.

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Speaker 1: But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day? Are

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Speaker 1: you looking here? I don't care. There's no way possible

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Speaker 1: that he can drink a gallon the milk a day.

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Speaker 1: Here's here's here's the deal. I don't want you to

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Speaker 1: have to stop bringing your son now, and I'm not

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Speaker 1: and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will put

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Speaker 1: him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an apple

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Speaker 1: in the day. You ain't, no, damn, you ain't. Are

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Speaker 1: you from the health food program? I will. I will

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Speaker 1: give him an apple and a glass of water in

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Speaker 1: glass of water in the evening, and then you guys

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Speaker 1: certified in the food program, especially if you're sitting the

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Speaker 1: pre telling me my damn son is one on a

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Speaker 1: diet and he's not drinking no water and no apple.

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Speaker 1: He needs a full snack. If the other kid just

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Speaker 1: having an apple and water, then nef that you better

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Speaker 1: be serving him. But if that ain't the case in here,

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Speaker 1: all know he better get the full snack. So if

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Speaker 1: that Graham crackers and apple juice, well, damn it, that's

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Speaker 1: what my son better be getting. And if he won't astra,

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Speaker 1: he better get it. I'm listen all, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: tell you your son drink too much. Drinks too much. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: You need to back at the top. I know you

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Speaker 1: did not cutting me. I know you did not ready

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Speaker 1: to cut to me. Let me tell you you ain't

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Speaker 1: got to worry about it. We don't have nothing else

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Speaker 1: morning because that's six thirty. We're gonna be there, and

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Speaker 1: my son he's coming off week and he's gonna eat

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Speaker 1: all week. If he want two gallons of milk, he

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Speaker 1: gonna drink it. If he wants two plates of food,

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Speaker 1: he gonna get it. Because I tell you what we say,

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Speaker 1: damn good money to come to that daycare. So you're

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Speaker 1: gonna bring your child up there that I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to put him on some swim playst No, I will

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Speaker 1: put show your old swim fast. I was trying not

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Speaker 1: to get him to be suspected, but I will ask

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Speaker 1: give him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a

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Speaker 1: slim fast swooping. I'm gonna whoop y'all that whoever gave

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Speaker 1: it to him, whoever gave it to him, They're gonna

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Speaker 1: get a slim fast swopping all the little kids that

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Speaker 1: they have some slim fasts. If he getting some, he

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Speaker 1: better eat whatever they eating. If they eating steak, well,

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Speaker 1: damn it, he better have something too. If we had steak,

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Speaker 1: he'd probably eat the whole damn cow he eatn't care

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Speaker 1: I paid for it, but he's been like getting slim fast.

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Speaker 1: I will shut it down about my child. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got something else you need to know about your son?

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Speaker 1: What else do I need to know besides you think

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Speaker 1: my son is overweight? What thelf can you tell me today?

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Speaker 1: I need to tell you this. I need to tell

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Speaker 1: you that this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone

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Speaker 1: call you. What did you just say? What did you

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Speaker 1: just say? There's his nephew tim Me from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank

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Speaker 1: phone call with you. I'm gonna beat that to that.

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Speaker 1: She knows. I don't play about my damn son at all.

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Speaker 1: That's my only son. I don't play about him. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be is she there? It's on? After that, it's

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Speaker 1: all it is on. I got one more thing I

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Speaker 1: gotta ask you, baby, what is what is the baddest that,

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Speaker 1: I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning. I wasn't it's all. I hope you can

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Speaker 1: hear me wherever you at. Laughing ladies, baby, Yeah, certified

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Speaker 1: though a gallon of milk a date. I just drinking

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Speaker 1: gall in a week. That was our gentle plan. You

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Speaker 1: gonna play seven cent strawberry letters, subject is she my queen?

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Speaker 1: Or a narcissist? Will get into that. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the same Harday morning show