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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, jebils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is The Jewels Show. Don't say your

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Speaker 1: name because you're supposed to be anonymous, but you texted

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Speaker 1: in at four one o six one that you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. So we said, let's call him

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Speaker 1: and say, hey, what's up. What's your dirty little secrets?

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Speaker 1: So that's up? Oh oh wow? Okay, yeah it was great,

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Speaker 1: but I wasn't. But you don't call Ryan say yeah,

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Speaker 1: I gotta take all right, all right, are you cool? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready, you're ready? Yes, what's your what's your little secret? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So when I was in college, I lived in this

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Speaker 1: town home with three other girls, right, and they're all

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Speaker 1: like it was a blast. It was like the best

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Speaker 1: time in my life. But one weekend they'll do a

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Speaker 1: trip to Vegas, and I didn't go because I knew

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Speaker 1: that if I went to Vegas, I would have been

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Speaker 1: way too much money, and I didn't know anymore. I

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Speaker 1: was in college, you know, so as as much fun

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Speaker 1: as I knew they were gonna have, I didn't go.

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Speaker 1: But I was happy to be home for the weekend.

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Speaker 1: But I okay, So I was playing video games I

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Speaker 1: might have smoked a little weed. So I put them

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Speaker 1: Totino's pizza rolled in the oven, right, But then I

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Speaker 1: fell asleep and I forgot about him accidentally, and then

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Speaker 1: I woke up and I woke up in just smoke everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so bad. I made like I was hungry,

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Speaker 1: so I made like thirty pizza. The hold happen. That

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Speaker 1: happens a lot. People do that all the time. You

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Speaker 1: don't need to be in college to do that either. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. I'm actually so glad that I have my house.

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Speaker 1: Actually I did that last night. Alex actually did do that,

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Speaker 1: though in the middle of the night got woke up. Well,

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Speaker 1: this is just such a stupid story. But like I

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Speaker 1: don't cook. I don't like to cook right, so I

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Speaker 1: don't want anything right exactly, So like who put stuff

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Speaker 1: in the oven? Who uses I don't even know why.

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Speaker 1: We have my mom like prepare this keys for me

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Speaker 1: to put in the oven to have like a fresh keys,

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Speaker 1: which I do eat and I didn't want and whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I and she was like insisting that Alex put

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Speaker 1: it in the oven. She was like insisting that I

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Speaker 1: cook it so it's fresh for the morning. Whatever. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, well, I'm definitely not eating this.

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Speaker 1: I'm not telling her, but I'm definitely not gonna eat this.

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Speaker 1: But I will have too much of a guilty conscience

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Speaker 1: if I don't put it in the oven and bake it.

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Speaker 1: And she asked me, you know, like if you asked

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Speaker 1: about it's like, I don't I'm not lying to like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I put it in the oven and I cooked that

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Speaker 1: thing right now if you didn't know it, so I

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Speaker 1: would have a piece of alex but say yes, I

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Speaker 1: cooked it. Yes, And if she asked how was it,

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Speaker 1: she goes people said it was good. It was good.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, so I put it in the oven at

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Speaker 1: night at like ten o'clock and I forgot to take

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Speaker 1: it out. And I got like that because you're not like,

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Speaker 1: it's not like something you're have a habit of doing. Right. Ever,

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Speaker 1: I woken up on my sifteen year old at the time,

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Speaker 1: asking if I'm cooking. No, it was like twelve something,

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Speaker 1: so it was already in the oven for a couple

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Speaker 1: of hours. Ag and I was like I woke up

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh f because I thought she

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Speaker 1: was in there telling me that like my kitchen was

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Speaker 1: on fire. Yeah, I'll tell you, Alex. And we're married

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Speaker 1: if you didn't know that. So we were in the

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Speaker 1: same bed and I have never seen somebody jump up

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Speaker 1: and one step and one step was off the bed

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Speaker 1: and out the door. It looked like a gazelle. And

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Speaker 1: I was where am I moved so quick? Down steps

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Speaker 1: all the way down. Yeah. I was like, wow, that

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Speaker 1: was amazed. That was fast. Yeah, it was. I was

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Speaker 1: freaking out. I thought I was gonna have a heart attack,

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Speaker 1: but you know, I opened up that and it was just,

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Speaker 1: you know, it wasn't too bad. It was no flames,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't It was just really burnt. How did it taste? Great?

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Speaker 1: It was great? All right, man, thank you for telling

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