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Speaker 1: after you're not listening. After you hear, though, Jose is

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Speaker 1: still going to try to call me. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: I'm broke. You're I know, and terrible with instruction. All

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Speaker 1: the phone tap is over, after it ends, and you

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Speaker 1: could be winning that five hundred dollars. Now. Today, Brooke

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Speaker 1: poses as an HR rep and she calls a guy

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Speaker 1: who's been caught recently falling asleep at his desk job. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do that you guys. Now, She's gonna tell him there's

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Speaker 1: been a bunch of complaints from his coworkers, but has

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with him being irresponsible. Or bad at

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Speaker 1: his work. There's another much weirder issue going on. We're

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Speaker 1: going to find out what that is with your brand

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Speaker 1: a chance to win five Hello. Hi, this is Janelle

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Speaker 1: from Corporate HR. I'm looking to speak with Kevin's This

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Speaker 1: is him. I'm just calling because we probably need to

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Speaker 1: meet coming up soon. Okay, why is that? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: probably not a surprise to you that more than one

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Speaker 1: person has noticed you've been sleeping at your desk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah. Some of your co workers have complained

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Speaker 1: that seems a bit ridiculous. It's only happened a couple

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Speaker 1: of times, and I promise you has never impacted my work.

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Speaker 1: I always get everything done. Oh no, I'm sorry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't have an issue with you getting your work done.

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Speaker 1: There's another problem that's come up. I don't understand. Well,

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Speaker 1: according to one of your coworkers, you've been talking in

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Speaker 1: your sleep rather loudly. What Yeah, and you've been saying

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Speaker 1: a lot. What are they saying that I've said? Well,

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Speaker 1: I actually have a list of a few things here

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you want, I can just go down

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Speaker 1: it and tell you if you feel comfortable doing it

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Speaker 1: over the phone, or we could meet in person. Over

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Speaker 1: the phone works. But I can't believe this even happening.

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Speaker 1: It's a first for me too, and I'm just going

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Speaker 1: to start at the beginning. It does sound like you

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Speaker 1: have a big crush on Tina fe what you want

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Speaker 1: to do a lot of stuff with her, fly around

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Speaker 1: the world, swim in the Fiji waters with her where

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Speaker 1: her bikini. Does that sound familiar, Kevin? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: do like Tina Fee, but I can't believe I would

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Speaker 1: be saying stuff like that. So you're saying that it

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Speaker 1: could have happened, I guess so. I mean I don't

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Speaker 1: have any recollection of it. I mean, if I was asleep.

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Speaker 1: Well kudos to you, Kevin. I mean, I appreciate your honesty.

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Speaker 1: I do, But maybe you can explain to me why

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Speaker 1: you want to spread about her on Tina Fey's feet.

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Speaker 1: Oh whoa, whoa, there's no way I said that. I

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Speaker 1: have on record three co workers hearing it. What it

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Speaker 1: says here. You also mentioned having hamsters lick it off.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say to that, like,

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Speaker 1: I hope I didn't say something like that. We have

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Speaker 1: the recording and all of the HR people have heard

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Speaker 1: it multiple times. It's pretty incredible. Do you ever Apparently

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Speaker 1: in another dream you were arguing with Tina Fey and said, quote,

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Speaker 1: why don't you just go back to the library, you

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Speaker 1: naughty librarian, and you can mind your own business. You

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Speaker 1: really emphasize naughty in the tape. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: why I would even say something like that. I would

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Speaker 1: never say those sorts of things intentionally. Well, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be honest with you, Kevin. It's not very comfortable for

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Speaker 1: me to bring this up to you either. And at

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Speaker 1: first I didn't believe it, but we have the recording.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I mean, they didn't wake me up,

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Speaker 1: they just recorded it, and I mean, it happened so much,

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Speaker 1: and we have emails from your co workers. We decided

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Speaker 1: to ask a dream and now as to take a look,

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Speaker 1: you kid, watch a dream interpreter. It looked at all

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Speaker 1: the info came up with a few things. What do

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Speaker 1: you have even abouting? Why not just talk to me?

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Speaker 1: We're a company that cares, We care a lot, and

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Speaker 1: according to the interpreter, your library dream means that you

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Speaker 1: have an overdue book that you borrowed from the library

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Speaker 1: and you just can't find it. Okay, I mean that

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Speaker 1: sounds pretty normal, probably because it's hiding under the pile

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Speaker 1: of porn magazines of women that look like Tina fe

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Speaker 1: old On. What how did they come up with that? Wait,

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Speaker 1: so you're admitting to it. No, I'm not admitting to it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just you're telling me that's what they said. I

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Speaker 1: just want to know. I need to be clear here.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying, no, that you didn't dream that Tina

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Speaker 1: fe was a naughty librarian, or that you have a

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Speaker 1: library book hiding under a bunch of porn in your house? Neither?

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Speaker 1: Kevin Kevin, I'm corporate hr. I need to remind you.

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Speaker 1: You need to tell me what's going on. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean you're telling me that I

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Speaker 1: said all this like really upsetting things. I've been working

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Speaker 1: two jobs, so it's been tough to make to the day.

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Speaker 1: The reason I fallen asleep. But like the hamster stuff,

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Speaker 1: the Tina Fee important. What about the peanut butter? Kevin?

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Speaker 1: Can you explain the peanut butter? Absolutely not. I can't

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Speaker 1: even believe I would say that, like, if you didn't

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Speaker 1: have recordings, I wouldn't believe you. Well, maybe you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: believe me because this is actually a prank. What I'm

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Speaker 1: actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning doing a phone tap on you. Oh wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on a second, It's all a joke. Your co

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Speaker 1: worker Jamie set you up because she says you've been

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Speaker 1: falling asleep at work. She wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm like shaking here. I thought I was about to

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Speaker 1: get fired. Hey. I told Jamie the old, you know,

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Speaker 1: sharpie to the face trick while you're asleep would work fine,

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Speaker 1: but she insisted on the feet and Tina Fey. I

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Speaker 1: cannot believe she did to me. I mean, the naughty

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Speaker 1: like Marian part was all her. So apparently you've let

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Speaker 1: sup and slep at the workplace. Well she knows that,

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Speaker 1: like Tina fee and Okay, so now it comes out

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Speaker 1: it's all true, isn't it. Kevin, Well, not like that.

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Speaker 1: I think she's a good actress. But sure we believe you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Look Jeffrey's Free Money phone Dash weekday

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