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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. I wish I would have

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Speaker 1: thought more ahead, Right, it's a Jewel show. Well, this

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Speaker 1: is the biggest thing to ever happen. What you're listening

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Speaker 1: to right now in a second, when we tell you

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Speaker 1: what it is, is the biggest thing ever to happen

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Speaker 1: in the radio world and in the music industry just

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Speaker 1: in general. Yeah. So I didn't think ahead though, and

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Speaker 1: didn't get you know, all the big sound effects those

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Speaker 1: guys yeah yeah, or the like, you know how they

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Speaker 1: do that? Right? The world premiere is song the big

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Speaker 1: fat voice guy comes on. I'm not talking about is weight.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the voice is fat. Don't at me

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Speaker 1: on that one with a pH Yeah, you know. He

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Speaker 1: comes on and he's like, it's another world premiere and

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Speaker 1: then something explodes. I didn't think ahead. I should have

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Speaker 1: had that made instead. This is how we're doing it.

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Speaker 1: This is how we're sharing with you the biggest thing

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Speaker 1: that the world has ever seen this holiday season. One

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Speaker 1: show and one show only doesn't just bring you one

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Speaker 1: Christmas parody, doesn't bring you two Christmas parodies. I can't

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Speaker 1: do math very well, so I don't know how many

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Speaker 1: days are in the months, but we're bringing you that

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Speaker 1: many Christmas parodies chas, but we're not doing thirty one

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Speaker 1: charies way too much. Um. But it is the first

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Speaker 1: ever annual Jewel Show Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza. Yeah. We

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Speaker 1: also just came up with that name like ten minuts before.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, look, there's always the Christmas stations out there,

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Speaker 1: yea that they start playing Christmas music about July and

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Speaker 1: then they talk about it and then people will drive

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Speaker 1: around them, like I love it when they sat Christmas,

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Speaker 1: I just let the christmasing all the time. Ways, they

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Speaker 1: never stopped doing that, right, and then the people that

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Speaker 1: are on the air there they changed their name to

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Speaker 1: like Chris Greenole, you know christ and things like that.

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Speaker 1: What we will do, though, is unveila new Christmas song

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Speaker 1: at this time. And I didn't even have Christmas music ready,

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Speaker 1: so all I have is this to promote it. It's

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Speaker 1: the Jewel shows first ever Christmas Parody Extravagance. Is such

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Speaker 1: Christmas Eve music, every it is super Christmas. See every

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Speaker 1: single weekday at this time will unveil a new Christmas

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Speaker 1: song for you to listen to. Some of them will

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Speaker 1: be very good, some of them will probably be pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: Some will be amazing though, Yeah. So like, there's gonna

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Speaker 1: be at least two that you're gonna like, damn, that

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Speaker 1: was a good job. The other ones you're gonna be like, WHOA.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to text in and make fun of

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Speaker 1: him before one oh six one? What song would you

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Speaker 1: like to hear us do a parody? I've texted in

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Speaker 1: four one o six one, and it is time for

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Speaker 1: your first ever jewel shows Christmas parody Christmas song parody extravagance. Wow. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I also remember you can check these out online after

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Speaker 1: you hear them. If you want to share them or whatever,

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Speaker 1: just go to the jewelshow dot com and here it is.

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Speaker 1: Thank you excited about Christmas? Oh you know how it is?

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Speaker 1: Going to go over to the family's house. Oh, well, man,

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Speaker 1: there's only one way to deal with your family at

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Speaker 1: Christmas time. Get a little barcho. That's right, kid, I

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Speaker 1: get drunk at Christmas? Should I get drunk at Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Should I get drunken Christmas? I'm at my family's house.

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Speaker 1: I need to black out. Should I get sned at Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Should I get stoned at Christmas? Should I get stoned

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Speaker 1: at Christmas? I'm at my family's house. I need to

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Speaker 1: sound out. I can't handle these stupid people. How the

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Speaker 1: hell am I related to these fools. Pass me the

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Speaker 1: whiskey and I'll see my way through the happiest time

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Speaker 1: of the year. Parents are your wing. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: sone out alas man because we're not at their house.

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Speaker 1: My creep uncle has a crush on my spouse. SI better,

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Speaker 1: Hi my life. Oops. I got drunk at Christmas. Oops.

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Speaker 1: I got drunk at Christmas. Oops. I got drunk at

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Speaker 1: Christmas and my cousin and she wants to make out. Oops.

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Speaker 1: I got stone Christmas. Loops I got study Christmas. Oops,

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Speaker 1: I got Sunday Christmas. Got caught my grandma and she

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Speaker 1: asked for redounce. I had no idea that Granny smokes too.

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Speaker 1: She's eighty two. Oh MG, she's so cool. She even

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Speaker 1: asked my cousin full to Christmas jess awsome this year.

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Speaker 1: Now me and grandma have everything's closed except chinizy grandmother,

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Speaker 1: cousin and me humped in the Christmas shomming for everyone

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Speaker 1: at least not add all right, Remember you can hear

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Speaker 1: that song. You can check out all the songs from

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Speaker 1: the month when we unveil a new parody song at

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Speaker 1: this time every single weekday at the Juill Show dot Com.

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