WEBVTT - Tossed Salads and Sandworm Eggs 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:07.400 It's eleven PM in the Ozarks and you're listening to Nightcolm. 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:23.840 Hello everybody, and welcome back to Night Call. I am 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:26.760 test Lynch in the studio in l A with Molly 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:31.840 Lambert and joining us as always in New York. Emily Orshda. Sorry, 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.560 I was really worried. I was not going to swallow 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:35.800 a puzzle before I had to say my name. So sorry, 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:39.919 that's part of the Now I'm announced. You just brought them, Yeah, exactly, 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:42.680 and if you'd like to see us all a ton 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:52.760 of pretzels the driest much. Man, Guys, there's some breaking uh. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:56.920 I feel like Night Called Relevant news just yesterday as 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:03.960 of this recording. True Detective three, m get that Truda 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:09.360 who's ready for the critical reevaluation of season two? This guy, really, 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:12.160 I've already seen it out there. I know you're not 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:14.720 on Twitter anymore, but it's out there and I'm out 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:18.039 of the TV take economy. But two Detective Season two 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:22.040 not as bad as everybody thought. It was pretty bad 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:26.360 in one not as good as everybody thought. Disagree finale, 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.840 I would have to. I think if I think, if 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.600 you went, oh yeah, the finale is terrible. On I've 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.680 remained but it kind of doesn't matter because it took 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.319 us on such a journey, like I've never seen my 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:42.280 husband get into the Reddit conspiracy that whole thing. He 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:45.040 was up for like three days. A different time that 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.680 one I know. And it looks like the new season 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:51.520 of True Detective will also take us to a different time. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:55.560 Looks like the either the late seventies or eighties. I 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.280 think so. Um. I think Rolling Stone said that there's 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.680 an eighties timeline for sure, but that it jumps around 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:04.840 and the premiers is the third season at premieres in January. Um, 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:08.720 and Nick Pizza Lotto is coming, which is probably he 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.440 was back in the second one to just saying was 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:19.120 he wait really yeah? Was out? And that led me 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.920 to believe, I'm sorry, Molly, that he was the secret Sie. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.640 He definitely was, I mean he the direction was what 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.960 made the first season seem better than maybe it actually 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:31.200 would have been with some some other direction. But again, 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:34.320 the second season not so bad. Well, I mean what 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.200 I kind of thought that, like, when you're riding that 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.160 high on the first season, you have so much momentum, 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.200 and then you have to reinvent a universe for a 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.200 second season. Is a sophomore slump. But go with me here, 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:47.480 Like co Can Farrell was so funny in that show. 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.200 Everything he did was like very hilarious. Rachel McAdams was great. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:57.080 I am personally very interested in the infrastructure of Vernon, California. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:59.480 To me, it was kind of like a lettuce sandwich 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:03.360 where you're like, it's good, but there's nothing, there's just 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:07.440 let us. Yeah, let us sandwich is such a perfect 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:11.440 way to describe that show. The second season, why thank you? 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.320 And not even open face meat. Yeah, it was just 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.200 like it was one of those double decker KFC. It 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:19.880 could have been that. I would have called it like 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:25.120 a ruben because it was funky. It had fun. It 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:30.400 was funky. Matthew McConaughey's mustache is exactly you were like, 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:35.480 what's different about Yeah. They did not grill the second 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:39.320 season at all. They didn't even toast a second. As 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:42.520 I was reading about the third season of True Detective, Um, 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:45.200 I found the fact that I did not invent a 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.920 lobster farm. And I'm only saying this because I was like, 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.080 was the first season a lobster So? I did not 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.840 invent my childhood lobster farm. There was an article on 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:58.320 buzz feed about a woman who has a child had 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.480 ordered the exact same thing from the Feo Shorts catalog, 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.320 and uh it was. It was a crazy story. I 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:09.520 highly recommend you read it if you're interested in lobsters. Yes, 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:13.120 it was about the lobster. What the lobster did. Okay, 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.320 so she got the lobsters. I think you got nine. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.279 It was like a three by three grid of like 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.560 these tiny little cubicles. And some of her lobsters died 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:22.880 pretty early, some of them hung on. And then there's 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:27.000 one lobster named Big Joe who lived a really long time, 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:31.200 like more than five years. I mean, imagine having twelve years. 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.159 You said twelve years, No, she said more than She 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.000 said five more years, and I was like, I don't 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:36.680 know how many years have passed. But so you picture 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:39.479 a kid, right who's like nine years old, and they're 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:43.359 like lobsters in my bedroom. So now they're dating, and 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.880 there's a lot there's a huge ass lobster in their room. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.400 And the lobster was over his life. He was like 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.960 in a small thing, and so he tried to commit 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:54.600 suicide by climbing out of his cubicle and into her 0:04:54.640 --> 0:05:00.160 dad's shoe closet to die. I know worth reading the 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:04.040 thing big r I p Big Joe the lobster. I 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:06.600 mean they lived to be super long, like he still 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.119 would have been kind of a young in at that age. 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.120 I have no idea. I just found out that chickens 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.880 live to be ten and I was like, what can you? 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:17.080 I mean, it just seems unfair that a dragonfly lives 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.320 for like, you know, in the blink of an eye 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:23.120 they're gone, and meanwhile the chicken is and they stopped 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:25.400 laying eggs after a certain point, and then there are 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.640 you against them having a long lifespan. I'm confused. Are you? 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:32.800 Are you saying that chickens aren't useful as after their past? 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:35.800 Never say that. I would never say that the hand 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:41.680 chicken sale, I'm just hand chickens and under his cluck. Um. 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.880 I just feel as though it's not fair how long animals. 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:46.960 It's just like luck of the draw doesn't there's no 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:49.680 rhyme or reason how long an animal lives, like a 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:53.240 big dog leading a shorter life than a chicken. You know, 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:58.360 it just doesn't seem right. It's all over they it's 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.159 a mess. That's our review of me. Sure it's all 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:10.760 over the place. Get it together, guys. The fab Fit 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.000 Fun Fall boxes here. 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While we're 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:01.560 following up on the last episode, we put a poll 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.400 out because um, as those of you who have listened 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.600 to last week's episode, No, we had a really scintillating 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:10.960 call from a woodworker who wanted to know whether or 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.280 not he should make an awgia board out of a 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:19.280 possibly haunted and or party to a bloody crime piece 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:22.120 of wood that some girls wanted him to. We're going 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:23.800 to pay him to make a newich board out of 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:27.720 and we pulled our listeners on Twitter, we pulled our 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:32.720 listeners and then the listeners pulled themselves on Facebook, listeners, 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.839 thank you for the Facebook page. We love that you've 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:39.120 become a sentient organism. And they were really good options too, 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:43.320 so froma wait, wait, so go over them. Yeah, they're 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:44.959 better than the Twitter ones because you can have the 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:47.120 answers be as long as you want on Facebook. On 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.360 Twitter they have to be super short. So the options 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.280 were returned. Would to its ominous origins, then build a 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:55.040 Weigia board out of non murder. Would don't tell them 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:57.720 what you did, charge them double voted for that, build 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:59.959 the Wigia board, and except that you might be cursed, 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:06.280 don't build the Wigia board, or just build the Wegia board. Um, 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:12.320 there's currently return would to its ominous origins. Uh is 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:14.200 tied with build the Weigia board and except you might 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:17.719 be cursed, still beating, don't build it, which was my 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:22.480 against it, against it from the beginning. I mean, honestly, 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:26.800 I've been thinking about this question last week a strangers 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:31.080 asking strangers, Um, you know, the jury is really out. 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:34.240 Some people have very very strong opinions on not building 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.880 the board. Well, also when you brought in, oh, build 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:40.120 it and then use it to solve the murder, which 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:43.120 some people are really swayed by that into like, oh, yeah, 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:47.679 you have to build it. It's a moral responsibility. And 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:51.319 I think I also realized that in prior night called canon, 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:54.480 we've said that like, ghosts won't actually harm you, they 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:58.600 just want you to solve the mystery or whatever. So 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.720 maybe that preclude it's a curse. Yeah, I mean, I 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.360 think I think listening back to that episode, I was 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:08.000 very much compelled by your argument about the tackiness of it. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:12.920 You're haunted by your own tacky and everyone is like, well, 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:15.199 I guess it's like you don't have the luigia board 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:19.040 in your house, but come on, there's going to be 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:22.360 like an ill heart situation. I'd have to see the 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:25.800 wood honestly to know how tacky. Because it had a 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:29.560 dark stain and had discoloration on it. It depends on 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.200 what that means. If it looks obviously like a blood 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:34.520 stain on it, then that's really fucked up. And they 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:39.280 know I wouldn't know if it if it's like god 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:46.640 blood on it. He said it had a had discoloration 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:50.319 on it. What else could it be? Dr Pepper, It's 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:54.920 blood somebody damage? Yeah, somebody spilt some milk on the 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:58.400 floor was like before. And I also say that I 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.320 think for some maybe this is not correct to think this, 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.480 But for some reason, it's also like the fact that 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:06.000 the murder was so recent that this was like they 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.640 read about a murder in the newspaper, presumably, and then 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:11.440 went to the house where it happened. It sounds though, 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:14.000 like enough time has passed that it's like nobody's ever 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.200 going to be able to sell this house. But it's people. 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.920 I imagine a house it's like fallen into disrepair, this 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.840 boarded up that has long grass in the front yard, 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.839 like it's a lot. It's it was recently enough the 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.959 people remember it, but like it's not like it happened 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.400 last summer or something. I think it's been a few years. 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.840 Do you guys know about that murder house? Yes, I 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:32.840 was just thinking about that. I think Emily may have 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:34.640 been on her honeymoon if we talked about this. But 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:37.360 there are several murder houses in Los Filas, but I 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.360 think the one you're talking about, Molly is um the 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.120 one that is north of Los Sphilas Boulevard. The Manson, 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.880 not the law Bianca House, not the law Bianca house, 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.880 and also not the Frank Lloyd right Black Dahlia house, 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:53.000 but the other house where I believe it was a 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:57.760 doctor who had fallen into financial straits and he ended 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:02.360 up um attacking his family, and then the house I 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.880 think was sold to someone else. And I might be 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:07.080 wrong in the details because I didn't gray smith my 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:10.800 way through this topic, but the house was abandoned with 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.800 like all of the stuff in it, including I believe 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.880 a Christmas tree and unopened Christmas presents, and so people 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:21.280 would come by and poke around and kind of trespass 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.080 and look at it, and then they most of them 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:25.760 would get so scared that they would like flee. And 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.000 there are a lot of accounts online of people who 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:30.360 have tried to poke around that house. And then I 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:33.080 think it was sold, and I think it was sold 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:37.280 to someone of note, but I'm having trouble remembering who. 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:44.360 Probably Nicholas, cause all the murder hose. Does he seem 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:51.559 cursed them? Yes, yes, so there we go, but I 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:57.640 don't know it's it's a chicken eggs. He's already a vampire. Yeah. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:00.719 I just want to say that I have gone to 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:04.000 lots of murder house sites as like a tourist, which 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:13.880 is probably I could do. Yeah, I would like to 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:17.840 read a night email if I may. Sure. Okay, So 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:21.040 this comes from Dan. I'm writing to a thank you 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:24.240 for your contributions to the neglected deep sea content sector 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:27.000 and be share the origin story of my fascination with 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:31.440 our creepy abyssle neighbors. I was twenty four years old 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:33.480 and living in a small brick walk up in a 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:35.880 part of a storia near a bunch of auto shops 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:39.320 and the ravens would power plant. I spent most nights 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:42.400 watching Netflix, eating Jamaican food from a neighboring takeout place, 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.120 or working late shifts at my job in Midtown. But 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.160 one night I went out and got ripping drunk with 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.240 a friend I knew from high school. I woke the 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.480 next morning with a hangover and my laptop open on 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.160 my bed on the screen with the Wikipedia page for 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:57.440 goblin sharks, which I had no memory of looking at, 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.840 but apparently had decided to read after getting back to 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:03.200 my apartment in the early morning. Goblin sharks have a 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:07.280 mouth inside their mouth, and we're an inspiration for the 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.240 monster and Alien Covenant. I have since developed a deep 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.280 interest in deep sea creatures and now completely understand why 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:15.680 James Cameron views his movie career as a way to 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:19.360 fund his Captain Nemo fantasies. We will try to include 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.800 content pointing everyone to the goblin shark with a mouth 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:29.240 inside a really good sound. I've definitely seen this guy before, though, 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.040 so he looks like a goblin because like his first 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.680 his beak is like a nose sort of. It looks 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:38.400 it's got like a he has a beak. A beak? 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:42.160 Why what you call it? It's like the protrusion that 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.640 would normally be the top of the shark's mouth is 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:49.760 like a like a proboscis. Yeah, okay, a shark. Oh god, 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:53.600 oh my god. It's so weird looking. I love. Also, 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:57.400 I love that this guy, whoever he is, when he 0:14:57.440 --> 0:15:01.560 gets ripped and drunk, as he says, he googles goblins. 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:05.720 I call listeners very that's very charming. What do you 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:10.000 guys go when you're drunk? Um? I mean sharks probably. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:11.880 I think I tried to talk about this a little 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:15.120 bit last week, but I was reading about the Bobbit worm. 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:17.960 Oh yeah, I think I sent it to you. It 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.600 is a worm that lives at the bottom of the 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.760 ocean and has an tanna and teeth. Emily, look up 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:29.440 the bobbit worm, please, Bob, I have my computer day. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.800 Oh it's a second. If you put in bomb, it's 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:36.880 the second that makes sense. Oh oh yeah, that's cool. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:40.680 It's like that, um, that kind of shrimp, Yeah, rainbow shrimp. 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.720 And it like jumps out of the bottom of a 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:48.640 tank and like eats things. It jumps out of the water. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:53.880 Well yeah, no, it's like in the sand. It's like 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:59.640 a sand worm. It looks like a sand worm under 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.200 color sand worm. It's beautiful. And then it just like 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.280 kind of like jumps out with its crazy teeth mouth 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:09.840 and eats fish like much bigger than itself. Um. But 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:11.840 it's called the bobbit worm because it has all these 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.280 sharp teeth. And then in the Wikipedia it says the 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.520 name bobbit worm was coined in nine in reference to 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:22.000 la Bobbitt, who was then very much in the public consciousness. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.200 That's a polite way to put it. The name is 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.800 inspired but only by the scissor like jaws of the worm. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:31.360 The common supposition from the name that female uniseids cut 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:34.600 off the male's penises is baseless. In fact, the worms 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:38.280 lack penises entirely. I'm glad that our listeners are so 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:42.840 into our sea creature material already gotten such a strong response. 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:45.680 It says they are they are broadcast spawners, which means 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:48.960 they release all their gam meets sperm and eggs into 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:53.120 open water for external fertilization. There is no subsequent parental care. 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:57.480 That sounds crazy air orgy. How does that work? I mean, 0:16:57.480 --> 0:17:00.360 it's just like the ocean is so big, like how 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:07.280 do you odds? 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Also it's it's a lot of 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:03.040 shot of walk in closets with like one there was 0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:05.520 a picture of a walking closet with like a Gucci 0:21:05.600 --> 0:21:08.400 box on an ottoman and it was totally empty other 0:21:08.440 --> 0:21:11.000 than this one Gucci box. And then another one that 0:21:11.040 --> 0:21:13.520 looked like an attic with a pitch ceiling and two 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:17.640 giant stuffed bears at a table. Otherwise completely empty. It's 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:21.240 a great account, very evocative. I first thought it was 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:23.560 our friend Brooke Baker, who came on the pod before. 0:21:24.400 --> 0:21:29.640 Then I thought it was tests. Totally not it's never test. 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:32.120 You could you could compete with this? No, I never could. 0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:35.040 It's so good. I've not seen any of these. I 0:21:35.040 --> 0:21:39.359 I read Finn obsessively. Any look at red Fins. So 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:42.320 I just thought it was you. And also they were 0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:45.600 talking to me, and sometimes I just assumed people are 0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:48.760 my friends, which is not. What were they saying to you? Nothing? 0:21:48.760 --> 0:21:51.920 They just tag nights nothing, nothing. They tag night call 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:54.760 in a house that was really insane. And then I 0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:56.680 posted it on our account. It was like, this should 0:21:56.680 --> 0:21:58.919 be the night Call house, because I'm now end up 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:03.520 posting haunted houses that other people post as potential nightcall 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:06.119 communes um and this one had like a lot of 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:09.520 like black light art all over the walls. Oh yeah, 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:15.000 and like an Egyptian ancient Egyptian like bedroom and like 0:22:15.080 --> 0:22:18.720 kind of a jungle room, uh, kind of a Graceland vibe. 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:22.359 I was into it. It It costs like million dollars. Maybe maybe, Molly, 0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:25.760 you have carbon monoxide poisoning and you've started Redfinn nightmares 0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:30.480 and you don't remember, well, somebody else. Okay, So there's 0:22:30.520 --> 0:22:35.120 another really great account called Valley Haunts that is a 0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:37.719 person who goes around the valley and takes pictures of 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:43.000 great buildings and weird parking lots, um much like I 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:46.119 also do in my free time. And so other people 0:22:46.160 --> 0:22:49.399 were like, I thought it was me, and we're like 0:22:49.440 --> 0:22:51.240 your Valley Haunts, right, And I was like, no, I'm 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:53.399 not somebody else. And then I messaged that person to 0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:57.080 be like, who are you and they said they're just Yeah. 0:22:57.119 --> 0:22:59.439 They said they were like a guy from the valley 0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:02.760 who also likes to drive around and take pictures of 0:23:02.800 --> 0:23:06.200 weird buildings. Do they follow you? Yeah? Yeah. And there's 0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:09.919 like a small there's like a community of including value 0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:12.439 friend Kali Parton. Yeah, there's a community of people who like, 0:23:12.520 --> 0:23:14.639 we all haunt the valley. We all haunt the valley. 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:17.520 Posted photos of Hodyesty video when it was closing. Oh 0:23:17.560 --> 0:23:22.399 my god, is the Iliad bookstorest um Iliad and The 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:24.720 Odyssey used to be next to each other. Oh that's 0:23:24.720 --> 0:23:29.439 so cute. The Honesty video just closed. It was sad 0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:32.200