Speaker 1: Get your phoning your job talent.
Speaker 2: There was like, hella verified, I guess when you say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just really easy to get verified nowadays though,
Speaker 3: so it's like.
Speaker 2: They confused to verify me.
Speaker 1: No, it's like if you're like just a little cool.
Speaker 4: So once you get to that, No, that's not helping me.
Speaker 2: You're calling me like not cool enough. What you verify it?
Speaker 3: Like, honestly, Drew, if you want to take it that way,
Speaker 3: like words are up for interpretation, if you want to
Speaker 3: take me saying that as saying you're literally one of
Speaker 3: the most uncool people I've ever met in my fucking life,
Speaker 3: and sometimes it hurts to be around you.
Speaker 1: Like take it like that.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Like if that, if that's what helps you, God, we're.
Speaker 2: Off to crazy start this.
Speaker 1: Oh were we recording?
Speaker 2: Yes, we were fucking recording.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, welcome, Welcome, Welcome back to Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 4: This is episode fifty one.
Speaker 1: Somewhere sandwich stinks.
Speaker 2: No, I have the petite grain to mask the odor.
Speaker 1: It's raw on the fucking cabinet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got this like two days ago, and I was
Speaker 4: saying before the podcast that I'm like really fucking like starving,
Speaker 4: like I'm mount your rest right now, and I was like.
Speaker 2: Should I eat this? But it's literally giving soggy bottom,
Speaker 2: rusty soggy bottom. Can you feel it? I don't like
Speaker 2: that soggy bottom.
Speaker 1: It's literally defrosting. So the scentivis. I know it tastes
Speaker 1: good though, That's the.
Speaker 2: Thing is I know crazy.
Speaker 4: M to wash it all down. I got the Mountain
Speaker 4: Dew flaming hot Cheeto version.
Speaker 1: I hate that it's like lime infused too, like they
Speaker 1: have a lime on the ball.
Speaker 2: I hate that. It's like gorgeous.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry this is targeted to lions because they did
Speaker 3: not have to put the lime on the bottle.
Speaker 1: The lime and hot Cheetos. That's a Latin sligh.
Speaker 2: This is like the most beautiful label I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: I will say it is really pretty, but it looks
Speaker 3: like a drink you would only get at like the
Speaker 3: exotic snack shops that are specifically made for people who
Speaker 3: are making to make.
Speaker 4: A lean like mix your exotic soda with It's kind
Speaker 4: of crazy.
Speaker 2: Actually, this is weird as a taste. It tastes really good,
Speaker 2: but then it has like a.
Speaker 1: Little subway in your fucking mustache.
Speaker 2: I know it's leaving there on purpose.
Speaker 4: Damn fuck y'all y'all saw it in my mustache. I
Speaker 4: just be This is like, why do not surround my
Speaker 4: stuff with people who fuck with me? Like, don't fuck
Speaker 4: with me because like they are praying for my downfall.
Speaker 4: They want me to be embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Okay, this label is actually fucking awesome, like on a
Speaker 3: graphic design level. That really has a caution label with
Speaker 3: a lemon on fire on it.
Speaker 2: Eleven on fire. That as good as bones I know.
Speaker 4: And then wait for the spicy caick girl, if you
Speaker 4: weren't sick, No, this.
Speaker 1: Is not spicy. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: No, there's like a little kick at the end. It's
Speaker 4: not spicy. But just wait unless it's from my subway sandwich.
Speaker 1: It's maybe your subway sandwich mixing in there.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'd honestly give that, like I'm never drinking
Speaker 4: it again, but for the novelty of it and like
Speaker 4: the one time sit factor, it gets a solid seven
Speaker 4: point eight from me.
Speaker 3: If someone put a little bit of tequila in that
Speaker 3: and then put it in a nice cup with a
Speaker 3: flour in it and like charge me seventy dollars for
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh my god, this is so fucking good.
Speaker 3: I need three of these drinks. Should not be seventeen dollars. No,
Speaker 3: no beverage on Earth.
Speaker 4: Okay, Like guys, and yeah, we have like actually really
Speaker 4: bad news.
Speaker 1: You're so.
Speaker 4: Omg. I was just gonna text you, guys, I'm not
Speaker 4: even home yet. Tomorrow would be better for a pool day.
Speaker 4: You can still come, I don't care.
Speaker 1: That's from Devin.
Speaker 4: Devin Lee, Like, that's like worse than finding out my
Speaker 4: grandpa or my brother died.
Speaker 3: Like, Devin, pushing a pool day to a Wednesday instead
Speaker 3: of a Tuesday is worse than you finding out one
Speaker 3: of your relatives has passed away. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like really hard for me because I just
Speaker 4: love her so much.
Speaker 1: You know, you love her more than here my dead brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Literally, Wait, the way that I had my tarot cards
Speaker 4: read and they said something big was coming on the
Speaker 4: day of my brother's death anniversary, tell me why I
Speaker 4: got to take a picture with that Bella had.
Speaker 2: Big things are coming. She said, yes, you can take one.
Speaker 4: It was giving free Bella like literally she's in danger
Speaker 4: for her.
Speaker 3: She did DM me after and she was like and
Speaker 3: like I shouldn't be sharing this publicly because like from
Speaker 3: one woman to another. She did confide in me, but
Speaker 3: I I will be like saying exactly verbatim what she
Speaker 3: said to me. I'm not I literally could pull it up,
Speaker 3: but like that would be pushing it.
Speaker 1: I feel like telling someone's secret is.
Speaker 3: Like a little less bad than like showing their text
Speaker 3: of the secret, because if I wanted to, I could.
Speaker 1: Like keep out words that would like soften the blow
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 3: But basically she was like, hey, like I know this
Speaker 3: is like your close friend, and like I'm so happy
Speaker 3: that he was here, but like I really wish it
Speaker 3: was you instead. And also do y'all still live together?
Speaker 3: Because is there something wrong with the plumbing. There was
Speaker 3: like this odor that was kind of lingering.
Speaker 4: All night and I shiit my pants and I left
Speaker 4: it on there. I shait my pants because I heard
Speaker 4: pheromones attract lovers and I was on.
Speaker 2: The prow last night. Damsels, Uh what is it? iHeart damsels.
Speaker 4: I want to fuck that no that has that hat
Speaker 4: stands for damsels.
Speaker 2: I want to fuck no that has like like a
Speaker 2: cute girl, like a damsel in distress.
Speaker 1: That's what you that's genuinely what you think. I love.
Speaker 1: DILF stands for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damsels, I want to fuck.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's not douf, it's Dilf's.
Speaker 2: What is it? Actually, what is it?
Speaker 3: It's dad. I'd like to funk. That's what that means.
Speaker 3: You're wearing a hat that's like provoking, like you want.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't wear something like that, So you're stupid. It's
Speaker 4: kind of based on how you interpret it, and I
Speaker 4: feel like a match majority of the people would interpret
Speaker 4: it the same way I did.
Speaker 3: You. Yeah, you don't think most people would look at
Speaker 3: that and think that you're trying to have sets.
Speaker 1: With older man?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: Then explain why an older man.
Speaker 4: So I put this cap on to go grocery shopping
Speaker 4: and get food, and I forgot I put it on.
Speaker 4: I just put it on because my hair looked like
Speaker 4: fucking shit that day. This was yesterday, and I like
Speaker 4: my hair, was discussing like, look, this is what it
Speaker 4: looks like.
Speaker 2: I gotta stop.
Speaker 3: You have to wear hats every day because like you're
Speaker 3: making bangs without cutting them, Like take that off again, No,
Speaker 3: take it off?
Speaker 1: Do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Likely it looks like you have baby bangs.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. That's what I mean to, That's
Speaker 2: what I'm meaning to do.
Speaker 4: So I wore the cap to grocery shopping and I
Speaker 4: forgot I had it on and we pulled up and
Speaker 4: like the I'm not kidding. The very first person that
Speaker 4: we saw was a man that was and he looked
Speaker 4: at me and he's like, oh, so you like me?
Speaker 2: You wanna you wanna?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: You like me?
Speaker 4: And I was like what I was like caught off
Speaker 4: silkard And he was like because I'm a DILF, And
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, sir, you were not
Speaker 4: a DILF like you.
Speaker 2: That is almost a hate.
Speaker 4: Crime for you to even claim Dilf energy because you
Speaker 4: are not that. Don't even act like you're that.
Speaker 1: He also looked like Max, like twenty six.
Speaker 3: So if he is a DILF, it's one he's not
Speaker 3: a Dilf, And if he is a dad, it's not
Speaker 3: on purpose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should not be claiming that energy at all. Also,
Speaker 2: I was like, you are not a damsel. I want
Speaker 2: to fuck wait, what is it?
Speaker 1: Okay? So in your case, I guess.
Speaker 3: It's I I heart like dil stands for damsels, I'd
Speaker 3: like to fuck yeah, and then s because it's plural
Speaker 3: because you're a slut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, simply.
Speaker 4: But back to Bella, back to my girl Beella. I
Speaker 4: know the girls are wanting a real explanation for that. Literally,
Speaker 4: I actually don't even know how it happened. It's basically
Speaker 4: all Enya's doing, and she's just our friend.
Speaker 3: Like the thing is because I'm like so like I'm
Speaker 3: just courageous and I'm like giving and I'm open and
Speaker 3: my like.
Speaker 1: Hole is spread for the people.
Speaker 2: Yes, and like I.
Speaker 3: Don't like, if I have some squirt left to give,
Speaker 3: I will give sports to the girls to deserve it.
Speaker 1: And basically it was I was invited to dinner for Kin,
Speaker 1: which actually you have to talk about this.
Speaker 3: I think we were literally some of the first people
Speaker 3: on earth, like yes, before like.
Speaker 1: I think Bella was like a part of like that team.
Speaker 1: When Kin came out.
Speaker 2: We literally we were drinking that tried it like because we.
Speaker 3: Saw it and were freaks and we were like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, we could get like I want to see
Speaker 3: what like a non alcoholic like buzz is. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: we literally all broke through rules and like mix it
Speaker 3: with alcohol, which was literally like the thing you're.
Speaker 1: Not supposed to do.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just have to say that because we
Speaker 3: literally just two months ago threw away a can that
Speaker 3: was I'm not kidding, like two years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we we were.
Speaker 4: We did have like a little phase where we did
Speaker 4: drink them because they are cool, like they do taste
Speaker 4: fucking good.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I like the new flavor tastes me and Drew.
Speaker 1: Loved like a like an unspiked drink drink because.
Speaker 2: Like, so this is not I need to clarify, this
Speaker 2: is not a brand.
Speaker 1: Oh this is I'm being paid like so much money.
Speaker 2: Oh you got paid?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like hella, Actually I think that's like illegal to
Speaker 3: like even joke about saying that. Like I didn't do that, Like,
Speaker 3: please don't send anybody after wed. But I got invited
Speaker 3: to a dinner, but I got stuck in New York
Speaker 3: and I had asked and like literally pleaded for like
Speaker 3: a plus two and I would because I wanted to
Speaker 3: go with Ryan and Drew because I have issues and
Speaker 3: I refused to go somewhere and meet new people.
Speaker 1: But I couldn't make it. So I was like, y'all
Speaker 1: should still go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I tapped in and I texted Devin and
Speaker 4: I was like, Yo, I think I'm gonna go to
Speaker 4: this event alone.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna be there?
Speaker 4: And she was like yeah, it's gonna be like like
Speaker 4: we're gonna party all night. It's gonna be a key
Speaker 4: And I didn't take that literally. I just was like, oh, like,
Speaker 4: it's just gonna be a cute little event from five
Speaker 4: to eight. And I was so down to go alone
Speaker 4: because I was like, I know these people, it's five
Speaker 4: to eight, Like, I'm gonna go. And then O'Ryan hit
Speaker 4: me up after and was like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna go,
Speaker 4: so I was like even more comfortable about it. But
Speaker 4: me and O'Ryan were so down to go because it
Speaker 4: was an event from five to eight, and neither of
Speaker 4: us wanted to be out that night because.
Speaker 3: Like Orian was booked and busy and literally I had
Speaker 3: to go back to Europe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, and it's just like going out right now,
Speaker 4: it's just not my vibe right now. But we pull
Speaker 4: up and it is really fucking intimate, Like I was
Speaker 4: not expecting the intimacy of this event.
Speaker 1: Like intimate, like we're like where.
Speaker 2: There was like like sex parties and orgies.
Speaker 3: And what, Yeah, did you get to join or no,
Speaker 3: they probably really didn't want you around.
Speaker 4: They begged, But I just like was rather like I
Speaker 4: was in a cook energy So I just.
Speaker 1: But I was on a cock vibe.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know, but yeah it was just like a
Speaker 4: really cute thing. And a friendship has blossomed, like in
Speaker 4: a real way.
Speaker 1: A friendship has kin blossomed? Is that a good joke?
Speaker 2: Is that bloom whatever has a friendship has bloomed?
Speaker 3: But yeah, talk about what I wanted was the fucking
Speaker 3: rose ice cubes.
Speaker 1: Like that was what I was like missing out on.
Speaker 1: I love a drink.
Speaker 3: I love a pretty drink, like honestly, like I would
Speaker 3: be an alcoholic if everywhere I went it was like
Speaker 3: cheap like pretty drink.
Speaker 1: And that's okay for me, it admit.
Speaker 4: But yeah it was a blast and it was a
Speaker 4: movie and me and Bella kissed and that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't think she would appreciate you saying that publicly.
Speaker 2: She literally commented, don't kiss and tell my.
Speaker 1: I think like it's like a metaphor.
Speaker 4: So now I'm starting to typically typically I don't kiss
Speaker 4: and tell.
Speaker 2: But it's bell that's my girl, that's my best friend.
Speaker 1: So you have to tell yeah.
Speaker 2: That's my best friend. It's easy for me.
Speaker 3: So when it comes to somebody you have like an
Speaker 3: intimate close relationship with, you have to snitch and like
Speaker 3: talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yep, you're weird. You're a weird folk.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you're a weird folk.
Speaker 3: I was trying to say, like, you're like a weird person,
Speaker 3: and I like folks because I was thinking about, like,
Speaker 3: you folks are weird.
Speaker 2: Like I've literally never heard that.
Speaker 1: It's not a common phrase, but my brain made that up.
Speaker 2: You're mad at me, holy shit, And you got in
Speaker 2: a little fight this morning? Did we Not? Really?
Speaker 1: But we know we didn't get in a fight. Drew
Speaker 1: literally hates being to what to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is, like it gets under my skin.
Speaker 1: But when I used to but now I double down.
Speaker 4: What pisses me off about it is it's already something
Speaker 4: that I was actively doing, and then when someone tells
Speaker 4: me to do it, I'm like, no, kill yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that now.
Speaker 4: But I was already actively doing it, and it just
Speaker 4: pissed me off. But yeah, we did get into like
Speaker 4: there was some tensions there on both parties. You have
Speaker 4: to admit on both parties. There was some time and
Speaker 4: it's and it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: No, literally I had no tension. I was I've been
Speaker 1: living my life.
Speaker 4: See that's what you do is you do have just
Speaker 4: a little bit of tension and then you say you don't,
Speaker 4: so then you gaslight everybody.
Speaker 3: No when bitch, when I'm mad, I'm fucking mad, Like
Speaker 3: I feel like I cannot hide when I'm like upset.
Speaker 1: But what I do was now, okay. Basically what happened
Speaker 1: is Drew was like, oh, I'm feeling.
Speaker 3: A little sick, and last night I was like I
Speaker 3: could tell he was. I could tell you or pissed
Speaker 3: last night. But I was like, is he mad at me?
Speaker 3: Because like, this is not my fault that you feel sick.
Speaker 2: And I like, I was not mad last night. I
Speaker 2: was mad this morning.
Speaker 3: Oh but last night he like was having a like
Speaker 3: it felt weird. And I was like, I don't know
Speaker 3: if he's mad at me, oh, because he was like
Speaker 3: I feel sick and I literally a miniway.
Speaker 4: Oh and like like, oh that that did piss me off.
Speaker 2: When I was in the bathroom, I was and I
Speaker 2: could tell it pissed him off.
Speaker 1: And I was like okay, like like, girl, I don't
Speaker 1: want to get sick.
Speaker 3: I have decided and I'm I'm just like gonna say
Speaker 3: it for everybody, like it is a frappuccino and refresher
Speaker 3: summer like Starbucks.
Speaker 2: Yes, the refreshers, yes, like one hundred.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you had a frappuccina from Starars?
Speaker 3: Okay, seven seventh grade to be fair, like, it's a
Speaker 3: frappuccino summer in the way that like if you're willing
Speaker 3: to spend.
Speaker 1: Seven dollars and have five SIPs of a.
Speaker 3: Drink before passing away from sugar over those Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: like the vibe.
Speaker 4: I know what the vibe is is the sour cream
Speaker 4: on I mean.
Speaker 2: The foam, the foam on top of the drinks. That cream. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm down for.
Speaker 1: So you put sour cream on yourppuccino.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like this weird like a southern thing. It's
Speaker 2: a white thing.
Speaker 1: Oh oh you said it's a white delicacy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, it's a colonizer thing. But no, the
Speaker 4: foam with the caramel sauce. Like one time, I know
Speaker 4: I heard that you can order like dog drinks from
Speaker 4: Starbucks and it's literally just a cup of the phone.
Speaker 2: I can't say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the whipped cream and I ordered that and I
Speaker 4: was like can I get that with caramel on it?
Speaker 4: And they were like no, And I was like why
Speaker 4: and they were like, you're literally not a dog. And
Speaker 4: this was in Grandberry and I was like no, I
Speaker 4: I think the whipped cream from Starbucks is easily the best.
Speaker 2: Whip cream whipped cream on planet.
Speaker 4: It's like farty and like it has like this like
Speaker 4: weird like scent to it when you eat it. I
Speaker 4: can't describe it. It's indescribable, but it's fucking good. That's
Speaker 4: the summer, the summer of the foam.
Speaker 3: But I was with a few friends when we were
Speaker 3: in New York and like two of them got a
Speaker 3: strawberry refer or like a refresher. I don't know what
Speaker 3: flavor was, but they had it with lemonade. I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: that is so good.
Speaker 1: And who would have known refreshing Like I was like,
Speaker 1: that is literally.
Speaker 2: Said the hibiscus refreshers.
Speaker 3: It was like no, they got like a raspberry one.
Speaker 3: It was when I hadn't charged before. I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: this shit is fucking good where.
Speaker 2: They squished the raspberries in the bottom with the stick.
Speaker 1: It had nothing in it, Like it was just like
Speaker 1: a pink drink.
Speaker 2: But it was pinky drink. It's giving pink drink.
Speaker 3: Giving stinky drinkity. But I would also maybe go to
Speaker 3: argue you, maybe it's not a frappuccino from Starbucks as
Speaker 3: much as it is a frat pee from McDonald's, Like
Speaker 3: I love like between the two. A frape from McDonald's
Speaker 3: is better than a frappuccino from star wars No No,
Speaker 3: the girls.
Speaker 1: Who No No. The chocolate chip frat pee is from McDonald's.
Speaker 3: One time, I was ordering a frapee at McDonald's and
Speaker 3: I said frappucino, and they go, it's a frat pee.
Speaker 3: I was like, we're literally talking about fucking mushy coffee
Speaker 3: ice cream right now. And I met McDonald's at two am,
Speaker 3: and you're correcting me about a frat pee.
Speaker 4: You know what if we're talking about iied beverages that
Speaker 4: have coffee in them. The coffee frosty from Chick fil
Speaker 4: A is delicious. And I'm sorry from mentioning that during
Speaker 4: Pride months.
Speaker 1: I really am, but technically when this is out, it's
Speaker 1: not part of.
Speaker 4: It anymore, so you can like, yeah, yeah, it's giving,
Speaker 4: it's yeah, yeah, when's when's the Chick fil a rainbow
Speaker 4: logo dropping?
Speaker 2: We need that.
Speaker 3: Every other company for Pride months, like turns it up?
Speaker 1: Why is it? Imagine? I just had no idea that
Speaker 1: implications of chicken. I was like, wait, actually, why don't
Speaker 1: they do that?
Speaker 3: It's crazy I haven't had that before. But yeah, it's
Speaker 3: just like I'm on my beverage shit again. I'm always
Speaker 3: on my beverage shit though, Like Bay Girl, like something
Speaker 3: about drinking, like drinking things is so nice.
Speaker 1: And that's my take. That's my big hot take.
Speaker 3: Also, I was so famished on my plane ride back
Speaker 3: that the girl next to me was kind of around
Speaker 3: my age and she had hot Cheetos and I like
Speaker 3: never wanted chips so bad in my life.
Speaker 1: And I genuinely was contemplating being like, I will PayPal
Speaker 1: you right now for some Cheetohs, Like I genuinely was
Speaker 1: thinking that.
Speaker 3: And then I was like watching what she was watching
Speaker 3: to kind of get like what her vibe in life was,
Speaker 3: and she was watching like I couldn't tell what she
Speaker 3: was watching, but she was watching like what seemed like
Speaker 3: a drama with young people, but she was watching it
Speaker 3: on her iPhone. So I was like, Okay, she's a
Speaker 3: bit of a fucking freak, because like who is just
Speaker 3: like someone next to me on a plane, because like
Speaker 3: to watch something, to commit to watching something on your
Speaker 3: iPhone instead of just watching something on the screen on
Speaker 3: the airplane, like you're definitely committed to what you're watching.
Speaker 3: So I was like, Okay, she's like a part of
Speaker 3: some sort of stand culture. So maybe it wouldn't be
Speaker 3: that weird if I asked her for hot chips, but
Speaker 3: I just like couldn't take myself to do it. And
Speaker 3: then but then we had a bonding moment because there
Speaker 3: was a medical emergency on the plane, yes, at the
Speaker 3: front of the plane, and they were like, oh, if
Speaker 3: you have like any medical like if you work in
Speaker 3: the medical field, can you please like ring your light
Speaker 3: and come up to the front.
Speaker 1: And both of our nosy bitch like energy activated and
Speaker 1: both of us were like what they say, Like what
Speaker 1: did they say? Like what's happening?
Speaker 3: And like both of us were like I don't know,
Speaker 3: like did you hear what was happening? And we both
Speaker 3: started like peeking up and looking around, and we were
Speaker 3: both cracking jokes and we were like, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 3: but two things. One of course, I hope that person's okay,
Speaker 3: but if they emergency land this plane, I will literally
Speaker 3: fucking kill myself.
Speaker 1: Uh bitch, because I want to go home home.
Speaker 4: That's like literally an experience for me, like living an
Speaker 4: emergency landing is giving like adrenaline.
Speaker 3: We were an hour and thirty outs, so that meant
Speaker 3: we would fucking land and butt fuck Arizona. And I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not landing in Arizona taking a goddamn
Speaker 3: bus back home.
Speaker 4: The airplane wheels are gonna melt on the guitarmac and
Speaker 4: then six degrees too.
Speaker 3: We like kept joking and we were like, I was like,
Speaker 3: what they need to do is whenever that's solved, get
Speaker 3: back on the thing and be like, oh my god, guys,
Speaker 3: like it's also chill, like it worked out fine, the
Speaker 3: person's okay, here's what happened. Like I needed to know
Speaker 3: what happened. So then I was like, this is my
Speaker 3: time to be like, by the way, can I have
Speaker 3: some of your hot cheetah?
Speaker 1: But I was like that's too crazy. And then I
Speaker 1: just watched her finish the bag, and I was.
Speaker 4: Like, damn, I would have clicked a button and said
Speaker 4: I was a doctor because I have two years of
Speaker 4: anatomy under my belt.
Speaker 1: I literally I made that joke to her. I was like,
Speaker 1: I should just go up there, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't help right now, but I just wanted to look.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to literally, I just like I just
Speaker 3: wanted to witness, and I'll take photos just in case
Speaker 3: you need them later.
Speaker 1: I should talk to my friends about it.
Speaker 4: And oh, speaking of literally, airplane, I just read this note, so.
Speaker 2: I was I had.
Speaker 4: I was on the airplane and I was in the
Speaker 4: window seat and there was like a grandma who was
Speaker 4: like eight hundred and sixty three years old next to
Speaker 4: me that I like, and I had to pee so
Speaker 4: fucking bad, like and I had I had never had
Speaker 4: to peel like this on the airplane.
Speaker 2: But I like felt so bad for asking.
Speaker 4: Her to get up, because it really it was like
Speaker 4: a struggle for her to get down, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to see her like try to get
Speaker 4: up through this leg is like completely numb right now,
Speaker 4: and it's like scary as fuck. But I didn't want
Speaker 4: to see her like have to get up or whatever.
Speaker 4: But I actually I would have sprayed pissed all over
Speaker 4: myself if I had not done this.
Speaker 2: But I got up and it was literally fine.
Speaker 4: She was like, oh yeah, like no, no worries, honey,
Speaker 4: and she called me and I love being called honey.
Speaker 4: It made me feel so happy. I love being called honey.
Speaker 4: And Buddy like if someone calls me buddy like or Bud.
Speaker 3: Like stop, but I feel like buddy and Bud is
Speaker 3: like passive aggressive, like hey Bud.
Speaker 2: No, it's like, hey Bud, come over here.
Speaker 1: Say that where I'm from, don't say that to me.
Speaker 2: But UH walked to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: One of them has occupied on it, and then one
Speaker 4: of them doesn't, so I obviously go to the one
Speaker 4: that doesn't have occupied on it and I push it
Speaker 4: open and I see a woman pissing on the toilet
Speaker 4: and she was like and.
Speaker 2: Like pulled the door shut.
Speaker 4: And I like I had never like been so humiliated
Speaker 4: in my life, and I was like, I was like sorry,
Speaker 4: and she like pulled it shut and I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: that is not my fault. But I literally stood like
Speaker 4: in like you know how the bathrooms in the back
Speaker 4: of the plane are like in the kitchen area, and
Speaker 4: I just stood looking like this, like I just like
Speaker 4: was like looking into the kitchen area like this and
Speaker 4: just like praying to God she didn't come out yet,
Speaker 4: and thankfully she didn't. And the guy in the bathroom
Speaker 4: that I was going in, I had never got into
Speaker 4: the bathrooms quicker than that in my life. I like
Speaker 4: pushed a door open and ran in because I was like,
Speaker 4: she cannot d.
Speaker 3: That actually just reminded me that happened to me, Like
Speaker 3: I was the girl on the plane to Portugal.
Speaker 1: I was, except it was the worker who busted open.
Speaker 3: I had the door locked and I was taking a fat,
Speaker 3: nice shit in the fucking bathroom and literally.
Speaker 1: I had the door locked, and I think I think
Speaker 1: I was in there too, locked that one of the
Speaker 1: workers was like, oh, why is this door closed? Like
Speaker 1: why is it locked?
Speaker 3: And she unlocked the door and opened it and saw me,
Speaker 3: and I just was like hello, Like I literally didn't
Speaker 3: like overreact or anything.
Speaker 1: I was just like because I literally my head was
Speaker 1: pressed up against the door because I was on.
Speaker 3: My phone shitting, and then I heard I felt the
Speaker 3: door jiggle and opened and I just like looked up
Speaker 3: and she was like oh, and like closed the door
Speaker 3: and I locked it and I started laughing because I
Speaker 3: was like, dude, that's so awesome.
Speaker 1: And she literally like just walked in on me shitting.
Speaker 2: You shop on the airplane?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking poop anywhere. Bit I'm not my shit.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's why you don't be shitting because you you spent
Speaker 3: so much of your life holding yourself back.
Speaker 2: But I am.
Speaker 3: I'm the kind of person who I will ship where
Speaker 3: I need to share.
Speaker 2: There there's like nervous peers. I am like a nervous shitter.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. It's it's like the same idea,
Speaker 2: like as like.
Speaker 4: Farting for me, Like it really is so humiliating even
Speaker 4: though everybody does it. It's like like the same idea
Speaker 4: for shitting, Like I am so scared of shitting. But
Speaker 4: in those moments of us looking at each other, it
Speaker 4: felt like a lifetime, Like I'm not kidding, Like we
Speaker 4: made eye contact and it felt like forever, like I
Speaker 4: could draw her face because it's so insane.
Speaker 1: It's we're back in.
Speaker 3: The age of accidentally walking in on people using the
Speaker 3: bathroom because I got walked in me.
Speaker 2: We're back in that age, yeah, like that was ever
Speaker 2: an era.
Speaker 1: Era, back in the era. Got walked in on. Also,
Speaker 1: she was so popus. She was like I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. And I was like, no, you're okay,
Speaker 1: like I don't care. And I was like laughing and
Speaker 1: she's like no, oh really, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: And I was like I I'm not kidding, like it's funny,
Speaker 3: like I don't care.
Speaker 1: But when I was in La, I walked in on
Speaker 1: a girl this backed up.
Speaker 3: She was wearing a body suit so her boobs are out,
Speaker 3: and I walked in on the bathroom her like and
Speaker 3: she wasn't sitting. She was like popping up proper squat
Speaker 3: like not letting herself touch the toilet and she was
Speaker 3: just like in like like squatting position with all her
Speaker 3: boobs and like she was basically but ass naked the
Speaker 3: bathroom and I walked in on her and she was
Speaker 3: like a literally like I was there and I.
Speaker 1: Did leave the restaurant. I was like I was with
Speaker 1: like Alisa and our friends are and like jes her
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, we need to go.
Speaker 3: I was like, we need to like leave I'm gonna
Speaker 3: use the bathroom somewhere else. What was the worst part
Speaker 3: is like I was like, this is God telling me
Speaker 3: I need to stop washing my hands after I eat
Speaker 3: because I didn't even need to use about them. I
Speaker 3: just need to wash my hands. But I just walked
Speaker 3: to a different place to wash my hands.
Speaker 2: Nice, nice, nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah there literally walking in on someone using the bathroom's
Speaker 3: literally so funny.
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god. Wait, I literally cannot.
Speaker 4: I just looked at my other note and it was
Speaker 4: the note below that one. But my flight to Texas,
Speaker 4: the guy next to me, I feel like this only
Speaker 4: fucking happens to me. But the guy next to me
Speaker 4: smelled like fucking gooty coca bullshit, like literally bullshit, like
Speaker 4: he it was like he like filled his fucking shoes
Speaker 4: with shit. I don't I literally cannot describe it. He
Speaker 4: smelled rancid. And then also he had like a massive
Speaker 4: boner hard on the entire time, and he was like
Speaker 4: fucking adjust No, he was like adjusting it the whole flight,
Speaker 4: and like it was really really scary.
Speaker 1: And are there are people who just like get boners
Speaker 1: on flights?
Speaker 2: I think every guy does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kuy's never been on a plane, so he doesn't know.
Speaker 2: No, I think like every guy does.
Speaker 4: I mean I do sometimes and even in like car rides,
Speaker 4: I do too. It's well, not like full like maybe.
Speaker 1: You're just like clinic.
Speaker 2: No, it's like the the balancing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels like it's simulating sex.
Speaker 2: It simulates sex.
Speaker 4: Well, we should talk about when I this incident that
Speaker 4: I had in middle school.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've talked about it before, but
Speaker 2: I I just shut down.
Speaker 4: I just remembered it when I was back in Texas
Speaker 4: because I had seen these for the first time in
Speaker 4: a very long time.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if they were a thing in
Speaker 2: your school, but in Texas they were huge. But do
Speaker 2: you remember miss me jeans?
Speaker 3: Yeah, those were those were bigger like in like Hyalia
Speaker 3: than they were like the area I grew up, But
Speaker 3: they were like big like in Miami, there was.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, stop it.
Speaker 4: So if you don't know what miss me jeans are,
Speaker 4: they're like jeans that like the asses are hella studded
Speaker 4: in like rhyanestones and metal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, They're They're just.
Speaker 4: Means with ryan stones covering the asses and like different
Speaker 4: material or different patterns. So in Texas, we have these
Speaker 4: things called tax tests or had they changed them to
Speaker 4: Star tests, and I think they got changed again. But
Speaker 4: it's like basically end of year testing where you test
Speaker 4: your like knowledge throughout the year, and it's kind of
Speaker 4: like either if you pass this, you pass.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you don't, and it's kind of like
Speaker 2: state test.
Speaker 4: It's just state testing, and it was it was starting
Speaker 4: to become a point in like my school career where
Speaker 4: like school gave me really bad anxiety if I didn't
Speaker 4: do well, and so like I was up literally I
Speaker 4: think it was like fifth grade and I was up
Speaker 4: all fucking night studying for the uh I think it
Speaker 4: was like I think it was Science and Social Studies one.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they were like.
Speaker 4: Because it was like four days of testing and I
Speaker 4: stayed up all night studying and I was like really
Speaker 4: excited about it because I was like, I'm gonna slay
Speaker 4: this shit, like it's gonna be awesome. But I woke
Speaker 4: up really fucking late, like my mom figuredt to wake
Speaker 4: me up, and I woke up really late. So I
Speaker 4: ran downstairs and went into the dirty clothes bin and
Speaker 4: put on the first pair of pants that I saw
Speaker 4: because I thought they were mine, and they were my
Speaker 4: sister's miss Me jeans, and I wore miss Me jeans.
Speaker 2: To school, like studded ass jeans, like.
Speaker 4: Crazy, Like they were like the craziest fucking miss Me
Speaker 4: jeans I've ever seen. And I sat down in my
Speaker 4: chair and the only reason I noticed was because when
Speaker 4: I sat down, it like scratched the bottom of the chair,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, my fucking body. And not
Speaker 4: only was I taking a state mandated test thing, I
Speaker 4: also was wearing girl jeans.
Speaker 2: And I was.
Speaker 4: Fucking mortified, so mortified that I took my jacket off
Speaker 4: and I tied it around my waist and I.
Speaker 2: Wore it for the rest of the day like that.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if anybody noticed or if everybody
Speaker 4: was like get yours.
Speaker 2: King, like yeah, pride, like live your life. But it
Speaker 2: was really fucking scary.
Speaker 4: And there was another fucking part of this story that
Speaker 4: I'm literally forgetting right now, but yeah, I just wore
Speaker 4: those miss Me jeans and it was really fucking human.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is what it was.
Speaker 4: And since that point on, I either slept fully closed.
Speaker 4: All the way up until high school, I either slept
Speaker 4: fully clothed in the outfit that I was gonna wear
Speaker 4: the next day, like jeans and everything, or I would
Speaker 4: pick out my outfit and put it to the side.
Speaker 2: But I yea.
Speaker 4: I slept in my jeans, like I was never ever
Speaker 4: gonna have that mistake again because it actually traumatized.
Speaker 3: My dad would get so fucking mad at me for
Speaker 3: sleeping in my school clothes. But I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't want to fucking get up and get ready, like
Speaker 3: I would just like rather fucking sleep in it.
Speaker 1: I'm clean anyway, like I shower.
Speaker 3: At night, so I'm like, I'm clean in my clothes,
Speaker 3: so I'm just gonna do this.
Speaker 2: I was disgusting. I didn't shower.
Speaker 1: That's really nasty. I cannot believe you just took a
Speaker 1: bite of that sundwich.
Speaker 3: Why it's so I hate it sitting raw back there,
Speaker 3: like it's freaking me out, like all the dust getting
Speaker 3: on it. It probably tastes good though. Dust smells good,
Speaker 3: Like let's talk about that. Dust literally has like a
Speaker 3: good scent. Dust smells like love. And I was gonna
Speaker 3: say something I already forgot while you were talking.
Speaker 2: Oh, we've created while our own god is the algorithm.
Speaker 3: While you were talking about like testing, I just remembered
Speaker 3: that while we were taking the f cat in fourth grade,
Speaker 3: I sat on my chair like this.
Speaker 1: To talk to someone behind me. Like I was like
Speaker 1: this talking to someone like behind me, and I thought
Speaker 1: I had a silent.
Speaker 3: Far oh no, and it was a loud ass far literally.
Speaker 4: Like it's actually so funny that every human being just
Speaker 4: far is farting all the time.
Speaker 1: Just going to be silent or not.
Speaker 3: Like I was just like, oh, it's a little one,
Speaker 3: like it won't be loud, dude, so loud, and I
Speaker 3: literally like I took it like a champ. I was like,
Speaker 3: I was like I just made a joke about farting,
Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, I don't give a fuck,
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna far on all you like I don't care,
Speaker 3: Like I literally just farted on your head because like
Speaker 3: my ass was literally like you know, when tables an't
Speaker 3: lined up like this, So I literally farted on the
Speaker 3: back of someone's dead.
Speaker 1: It's thought about that, like, dude.
Speaker 2: They literally deserve that.
Speaker 4: Every single person I just watched this episode has farted
Speaker 4: during this episode.
Speaker 1: Not every single person that would be crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, there are a lot of people who like
Speaker 3: eat and watch this, so maybe they.
Speaker 1: Are farting while they're eating. I don't know, wait how
Speaker 1: that works.
Speaker 3: No, I don't, okay, I guess you far a while
Speaker 3: after you eat, like sometimes like an hour after when
Speaker 3: you're digesting, you'll let out a little too.
Speaker 1: So maybe I got the timing on that wrong. But
Speaker 1: it's an hour long episode.
Speaker 3: So if you like are fucking famish and you scarf
Speaker 3: down your food in the first five minutes, by the
Speaker 3: time we get to media, you're letting out your little
Speaker 3: toots from your fucking meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ma'am, yes there, yes, there yaesa. It's giving.
Speaker 1: What like, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 2: Nothing? I was filling the void the silence.
Speaker 3: Did I talk about my uber driver who almost fucking
Speaker 3: hit a girl and then yelled at her?
Speaker 2: And I think we talked about it like two episodes.
Speaker 1: Ago, really, but the habit in Paris then that we
Speaker 1: didn't talk.
Speaker 3: Literally, while I was in Paris, I was like, you
Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna go out today, but it was
Speaker 3: so hot that I was like, I'm not about to
Speaker 3: walk around like because it was like a twenty thirty
Speaker 3: minute walk to where I was going. So I was
Speaker 3: like I'll get there and then I'll walk around. And
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go out alone and
Speaker 3: spend all day alone.
Speaker 1: And I got in the car and I was like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I got in the car because I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be like cold in a car, bitch. First
Speaker 3: of all, this man did not have the AC on,
Speaker 3: so it was so hot in there. And I we
Speaker 3: turned the corner from the hotel.
Speaker 2: Well, they don't have AC in Paris cars. Who told
Speaker 2: you that?
Speaker 1: I That's like, that's what the people are saying. It's like,
Speaker 1: who are the people? That's what the people are saying.
Speaker 3: But I didn't even get a corner around from the
Speaker 3: fucking hotel room or from the hotel. And my Uber
Speaker 3: driver almost slammed into a girl who was crossing the
Speaker 3: street and if she had the right to cross.
Speaker 1: And instead of just being like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry and like driving away, they started arguing, like insanely.
Speaker 1: He put down the window, was like and started yelling
Speaker 1: at her.
Speaker 4: Is that your impression of fringe people like gibberish?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, literally, I'm not kidding, Like I can't believe, like
Speaker 3: there's a different language that I don't understand, but that's
Speaker 3: like I've already said that.
Speaker 1: But they started yelling at each other, and I have.
Speaker 3: A feeling he called her like a whore or something,
Speaker 3: because then she started repeating it back and being like
Speaker 3: oh yeah, like like that was her energy. She was
Speaker 3: like like if someone called someone like a slut, she
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm a slut, Like, oh, that's what
Speaker 3: you're calling me, like a slut. Like she starts getting
Speaker 3: up into the car, and I literally felt so fucking
Speaker 3: awkward because I was just I don't think anybody realized
Speaker 3: it was an uber driver and that I was in
Speaker 3: the back seat and I was just in the backseat like.
Speaker 4: Like literally like sweating my ass are the most angry people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like do I just get out?
Speaker 3: Like I might just get out and like get in
Speaker 3: a taxi or something, but I was like too nervous
Speaker 3: to make that big of a stand because I was
Speaker 3: like imagine, like I'm like, Okay, he's being fucking rude
Speaker 3: to this girl, fuck him, and like open the door
Speaker 3: to get out, and that's the moment he drive off
Speaker 3: and I fucking like slam onto the pavement.
Speaker 1: But it was so awkward and like people started.
Speaker 3: Coming around to like turn fear like they were going
Speaker 3: on for so, actually, I'm gonna play it and y'all
Speaker 3: tell me because I got like a small video of it,
Speaker 3: and like, if you speak fucking French, tell me what
Speaker 3: these motherfuckers are saying. Also, do you want to see
Speaker 3: a really nasty video of my toe? I got a
Speaker 3: blister and I never popped it. Yes, No, now you
Speaker 3: you sound like you really want it, Like.
Speaker 4: No, just show just show it to me, just a
Speaker 4: fucking show it to me. Don't like fucking bring it
Speaker 4: up and not show it to me. You show me
Speaker 4: your feet.
Speaker 1: Do you think this outfit looks good?
Speaker 4: You need to wear that out or you need to
Speaker 4: wear that outfit out.
Speaker 1: I just showed Drew picture of me wearing some shorts
Speaker 1: and a shirt my ass crack.
Speaker 2: Wait, we need to start showing butt crack more.
Speaker 3: Like that's the thing, Like no body humor is so funny.
Speaker 3: Like That's what I've realized recently is like that ship
Speaker 3: is so funny. Like why literally, as a grown ass adult,
Speaker 3: can my ass crack ever be out by accident?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think they said. I just saw Drew with Belahadiene
Speaker 2: with Belahad.
Speaker 1: I don't like, but that was like two weeks before
Speaker 1: that happened, So how would they known that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, they just like predicted that shit or something.
Speaker 3: Relighting everything to the fact that you hung out with Bella.
Speaker 2: That's my girl. I mean like essentially we're essentially dating.
Speaker 1: Like basically, did she like confirm that to you or da?
Speaker 1: Are you just like mating that assumption? You have to
Speaker 1: speak up? Okay, now, I mean I'll take that answer,
Speaker 1: like that was a good answer.
Speaker 2: M hmm, it's given good answer.
Speaker 4: But like I was saying, I went back to my
Speaker 4: first place of work and my manager was still there,
Speaker 4: and I don't know, it was just really cute to
Speaker 4: like see them.
Speaker 1: What sorry, I literally just thought about my butt cracking
Speaker 1: now literally like does this alpha look good? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you saw them. Did you have a sweet conversation
Speaker 1: with them?
Speaker 4: Yes, we just like caught up and my old co manager,
Speaker 4: she she's now a co manager of the place, Sarah.
Speaker 2: She was just like really sweet to me, and I
Speaker 2: like missed that environment.
Speaker 4: And I was like, you know what, like I could
Speaker 4: go back there and work. But then I thought about
Speaker 4: it and I was like, no, new new now. No, no,
Speaker 4: no no, But she made fun of me to my face.
Speaker 4: She was like, yeah, literally, you thought you were slick,
Speaker 4: but you would go into the fucking ice cooler and
Speaker 4: be on your iPhone for three hours, but you still
Speaker 4: got all your work done. So I never really got
Speaker 4: onto you. But I was like, yeah, I literally was
Speaker 4: on my iPhone forever, and I was gonna bring up
Speaker 4: the fact that I stole from them a lot, but
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know, yeah, yeah, it hasn't
Speaker 4: been long enough, but yeah. I would steal twenty dollars
Speaker 4: out of.
Speaker 2: The cast register almost every shift and be like, I
Speaker 2: don't know. It must have oh I'm so stupid.
Speaker 4: I must have given a twenty instead of a one,
Speaker 4: like oh.
Speaker 2: And I would just keep it and I would pocket it.
Speaker 4: So every shift I would make twenty more dollars than
Speaker 4: I had to, honestly, and like.
Speaker 3: That's good for you, Like you were going out of
Speaker 3: your way and getting what you wanted.
Speaker 1: And what you deserve.
Speaker 2: And I don't feel bad about it at all.
Speaker 1: You literally, I mean it's like a huge corporation.
Speaker 4: Exactly exactly, and I don't feel bad about it. And
Speaker 4: also I found out that the store I worked at
Speaker 4: was is number two most popular in the nation.
Speaker 2: It's number two. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wait, are there racetracks in like other states or is
Speaker 3: it just like is there one here? Uh?
Speaker 1: They need wa here? We have to we need we
Speaker 1: have to re engage in going into stores and just
Speaker 1: standing in them.
Speaker 3: But the yeah, it doesn't have like stores the way
Speaker 3: other cities do. Like the targets here aren't as fun
Speaker 3: to stand in because they're like so small and it's
Speaker 3: like not a vibe, Like they don't have like the
Speaker 3: kind of trinkets that make it like fun to stand in.
Speaker 3: The Walmart is too far and it closes too fucking early.
Speaker 1: Like, honestly, what given.
Speaker 2: We need to go to Walmart tonight and literally loiter.
Speaker 3: I'm not even joking me when we're supposed to we
Speaker 3: keep talking sure that. Yeah, No, tomorrow night we're gonna
Speaker 3: go to the gym, and now it's changed to Walmart.
Speaker 4: I would rather go to Walmart than they, Like we
Speaker 4: could just lift the weights. We could lift the little
Speaker 4: children walking around.
Speaker 3: But see when Walmart closes, because I'm like, if it
Speaker 3: closes at eleven, no, I need to be there, like
Speaker 3: I need to be there at a time when like
Speaker 3: the real freaks around and like I say that, like
Speaker 3: we're not the freaks rolling in.
Speaker 2: But like I need like that the freaksing question.
Speaker 1: What LA does have is like a good CBS.
Speaker 2: Or right now the one on Normandy.
Speaker 1: Let me see guys, meet up at the Walmart be.
Speaker 2: There tonight, meet us at the Normandy Walmart.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is not that far.
Speaker 2: We should go to the Torrents one because that's where
Speaker 2: Bay lives.
Speaker 1: Who Who's Bay?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Bay? Like damn, that's far.
Speaker 2: I know, I know. So it's basically.
Speaker 1: It's basically.
Speaker 2: That's my ideal relationship.
Speaker 3: The first ad for being the go girl, like the
Speaker 3: female like pissing, standing up, contracting go girls, one of
Speaker 3: those Like actually, like I would you know?
Speaker 2: That's it's these are targeted ads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like, why is that on
Speaker 1: your phone?
Speaker 2: Put the pieces together? I have a pisskink. We need
Speaker 2: to normalize long distance relationships.
Speaker 1: That's probably one of the most normal things.
Speaker 3: I I think it just became like super normal because
Speaker 3: I remember, like this isn't like necessarily long distance as
Speaker 3: much as it is. Like now, remember how like were
Speaker 3: you somebody who was like dating, like casually when you
Speaker 3: were like like when you when you were likerhes yeah.
Speaker 1: But to me, I was like I would no.
Speaker 3: I mean like you had like a mutual who like
Speaker 3: you guys became friends and then it was flirty and
Speaker 3: then you were like, oh, like we're kind of.
Speaker 2: Seeing never never flirty.
Speaker 3: But I had crushes, okay, So I like would always
Speaker 3: engage in those kind of like interactions on the internet,
Speaker 3: and I had like a bunch of like little like
Speaker 3: relationships online.
Speaker 2: But I could never tell my class.
Speaker 3: I could never tell my friends in real life because
Speaker 3: when I was younger, that was so fucking crazy and
Speaker 3: like there people would be like, there's no way that's
Speaker 3: not a fucking like old man FaceTime them and stuff.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like normal, And now I feel like it's
Speaker 3: super normal. Now.
Speaker 1: I feel like most peak kids.
Speaker 3: On the internet, like who are like thirteen fourteen or
Speaker 3: like talking to other thirteen fourteen year olds via TikTok
Speaker 3: and they're like, yeah, we're dating, Like yeah, that's my bay.
Speaker 2: Literally what did I even say?
Speaker 4: Oh, my ideal relationship is a long distance relations yeah,
Speaker 4: like like I never want to see my partner ever,
Speaker 4: like and that's it's simple really I need a date
Speaker 4: someone with like an insane job with awful hours, or
Speaker 4: just so I can have my space.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess also distance makes the heart grow fonder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because then like you, since you see that person
Speaker 3: less when you do see them, you're more likely to
Speaker 3: like value.
Speaker 1: That time than somebody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, long distance can be a serf because you just
Speaker 3: get to like live your life and then you get
Speaker 3: to have time with that person and then you get
Speaker 3: to live your life and like vice versa.
Speaker 1: Vice versa. But I feel like if you're somebody with.
Speaker 3: Like a lot of trust issues and like things of
Speaker 3: that nature, it literally will kill you.
Speaker 1: And like, don't even do that.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm very curious to see how I'm going
Speaker 4: to react when I get into a relationship. If like
Speaker 4: I'm a really jealous like person, which I have a
Speaker 4: feeling i'm gonna be. I my first relationship is going
Speaker 4: to be so fucking toxic, Like it's gonna be dangerously toxic.
Speaker 3: No. Literally, we were talking about this in the car
Speaker 3: and I was like, it's gonna be one of those
Speaker 3: most where it's like, oh, Michael is crazy.
Speaker 1: My girl is crazy.
Speaker 2: He's a psych where.
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, no, yeah, I feel not coming.
Speaker 2: When your friend is the obviously wrong one, and I do.
Speaker 1: Just like that's like the best way to like put
Speaker 1: it lightly is like I mean I could I could
Speaker 1: see how you why you would feel like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I'm literally like, but like let's look at
Speaker 4: look at it from their perspective, Like, let's see it
Speaker 4: from their perspective.
Speaker 3: Yah, but okay, let's put on like the reality glasses.
Speaker 3: Let's put on the three D like Imax glasses.
Speaker 2: And taking the ship colored lenses.
Speaker 1: Uh is that your take on rose colored?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, let's put on it like because reality is
Speaker 2: like shit.
Speaker 3: Reality actually is really fun and I like love it
Speaker 3: and everything happening is like so fun. Like I just
Speaker 3: like life is awesome right now, Like there's literally nothing
Speaker 3: to complain about.
Speaker 4: We haven't really talked about Bria from TikTok oh, that's
Speaker 4: our girl.
Speaker 3: I am on her page so often that like, if
Speaker 3: you know my TikTok, like, I don't follow anybody because
Speaker 3: I literally and also it's not like a cunty thing
Speaker 3: on my part. I genuinely don't look at my following list.
Speaker 3: So that's why I'm I new account. I just didn't
Speaker 3: follow on anybody because I'm like the people I want
Speaker 3: to see, like I see them and like I still
Speaker 3: like their shit.
Speaker 1: But I'm on her.
Speaker 3: Page so much that I like always fall asleep and
Speaker 3: like wake up, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm fucking following her, like yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I like, I unfollowed her twice because I
Speaker 3: don't like it to seem like of like I'm playing
Speaker 3: favorites kind of game.
Speaker 1: But then I just left it because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: really do be on her page.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she fucking rules, And I will never create. I
Speaker 4: will never make a dish she makes. Maybe maybe the
Speaker 4: Cowboy caviar, But like I just like watching people cook,
Speaker 4: and I like live I curiously through it, Like I
Speaker 4: just love like seeing people cooking. I'm like, one day
Speaker 4: that's gonna be me one day.
Speaker 1: The Cowboy reminds me of like Pico the Gay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's giving.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I will literally never ever cook. I will order Postmates
Speaker 2: for the rest of my life.
Speaker 4: No, I'm I'm about to enter my cooking era because
Speaker 4: like when I start going to the gym, if I'm
Speaker 4: not eating all the time, I'm going to lose weight.
Speaker 2: And I do not want to lose weight. I want
Speaker 2: to gain weight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I want to be thick, not like I
Speaker 4: don't want a thick ass.
Speaker 2: I mean that's like a.
Speaker 1: Plus you like James Charles's body.
Speaker 4: No, I want like like jacked on and who body,
Speaker 4: which is impossible for me to like.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to beg it too, but like, I don't
Speaker 3: think you have the bone structure, the bones, but I
Speaker 3: feel that I like, I think I'm someone who like
Speaker 3: I go through phases of liking cooking, but the problem
Speaker 3: with me is I like the same thing every single day,
Speaker 3: and then that's just like doesn't make cooking fun. And
Speaker 3: also I think it's because of my lack of ability
Speaker 3: to like really focus in and pay attention when I cook.
Speaker 1: I do too much and then like, my dish is.
Speaker 2: Like a million you're doing too much.
Speaker 3: My dish is a million things in one plate, and
Speaker 3: then it tastes bad, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Why does this taste bad?
Speaker 3: It's because it's literally every single vegetable that I bought
Speaker 3: three days and I put them.
Speaker 1: In one thing.
Speaker 4: All your dishes taste the same, but it's not like
Speaker 4: a bad thing, but they all taste the same thing
Speaker 4: because you use the exact same ingredients.
Speaker 1: For all that because I like know what I like.
Speaker 1: That's my issue is like I don't want to charge
Speaker 1: something new.
Speaker 3: I know what I like. But I wish I could
Speaker 3: be like a cooking girl like Maddie Bragg is like
Speaker 3: literally my dream. I wish I was like that fucking
Speaker 3: like that motherfucker. I was gonna say fuck her, and
Speaker 3: then I was like that sounds really aggressive, But I
Speaker 3: wish I was that girl, Like, oh my god, she'd
Speaker 3: be cooking. Yeah, And I'm like, I want this to
Speaker 3: be my life. But honestly, like you either that's either
Speaker 3: your life or that's not your life. Like you either
Speaker 3: are somebody who like you genuinely enjoy cooking as a hobby.
Speaker 1: Or you don't. I just don't like washing dishes like that.
Speaker 3: Like I like keep my like food cooking to a
Speaker 3: minimum of like three things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I need to start cooking.
Speaker 1: I've never seen you cook a day in my life.
Speaker 1: That's a lie. I've seen you boil hot dogs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, boiled the hot dogs like and drank the
Speaker 4: hot dog water and through the hot dogs. Wait, I
Speaker 4: baked those cookies I've ever eaten in my life.
Speaker 2: Fuck? What was I gonna goddamn s.
Speaker 1: I also wish I was a baking girl, But baking
Speaker 1: takes time. You bitches are like putting time aside. Like
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 3: Self care is like making yourself something a sweet, sweet treat,
Speaker 3: but I just can't.
Speaker 1: I'd rather buy the sweet treat.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that the Greer show in Austin
Speaker 4: was easily the best smelling concert that I've ever been to. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like they our fans wash their bodies.
Speaker 2: They y'all wash.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never interacted with somebody who's stunk. Yeah, who
Speaker 1: is like a fan of us? They?
Speaker 4: I mean, every show that I've been to lately has
Speaker 4: stunk like shit.
Speaker 2: That one was a good show.
Speaker 1: The girls smell good.
Speaker 3: The girls are The girls are doing like the like
Speaker 3: lossier you perfume.
Speaker 2: Literally literally, they're on smell.
Speaker 1: They're all on smell talk literally.
Speaker 2: I know I've talked about shitting so much this episode,
Speaker 2: but this.
Speaker 4: Reminded me of when I when we were on tour
Speaker 4: and our very first show in Los Angeles, when I
Speaker 4: got so anxiety and nervous that I sprayed shit out
Speaker 4: of my ass and I essentially like went to the
Speaker 4: bathroom exploded shit out of my ass in the bathroom
Speaker 4: and then ran out and ran onto stage because it
Speaker 4: was like time to go.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that? I was so scared, dude. I
Speaker 2: have such a fright stage fright. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have stage fright, but which doesn't
Speaker 3: make sense.
Speaker 1: It's very like certain.
Speaker 3: Like particular things that give me like anxiety or like
Speaker 3: an anxious or like nervousness. But I don't feel like
Speaker 3: I know, I like I would get like nervous jitters,
Speaker 3: but like they were like in excitement, Like I was
Speaker 3: never like.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, like dreading to get on stage.
Speaker 3: It's usually like I get a lot of adrenaline and
Speaker 3: I'm like.
Speaker 1: We're about to like stand in front of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine is a complete opposite. I'm like, I can't
Speaker 2: do this. I have to go. I have to I
Speaker 2: just had to leave. We just had to cancel the show,
Speaker 2: and we'll just like ruin everybody's day.
Speaker 1: Trying to think of what made me like anxious.
Speaker 4: Recently, something big is coming. I took a COVID test
Speaker 4: because I thought I had COVID today and we almost
Speaker 4: had to cancel it. But next week's episode it's gonna.
Speaker 3: Be a movie literally gonna smell like shit, We're gonna
Speaker 3: radiate from the screen.
Speaker 1: We're figuring that out.
Speaker 3: We have a few people working on it, so make
Speaker 3: sure when you're watching it you have like air freshener
Speaker 3: or something around, like light a candle and that's that.
Speaker 3: That's it for this episode.
Speaker 1: No, actually, you know what, no media because you guys
Speaker 1: don't fucking deserve it. I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: I did see someone be like, the media sometimes is
Speaker 3: so whack, and it literally is, and then they were like,
Speaker 3: it's I want to know what they're gatekeeping and I'm like, no.
Speaker 2: No balls, I'm gatekeeping my balls.
Speaker 3: I think I already said this. But see you soon
Speaker 3: by Bibadoobee is still like on rotation for me? Last
Speaker 3: Christmas is still oh what is this?
Speaker 1: Is still on.
Speaker 3: Rotation for me? A different Corner by George Michael because
Speaker 3: it's the wham effect, duh?
Speaker 1: And should I give one more? Should I just feel
Speaker 1: like give one more? Tears in the Typing Pool by.
Speaker 4: Broadcast Romeo and Juliet. Oh, I don't know what this
Speaker 4: is Romeo and Juliet Op.
Speaker 2: Sixty four. Yeah, it's a symphony. You've definitely heard it.
Speaker 4: I love I live for that right now. It makes
Speaker 4: me feel like I'm like, it's up to something crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as I say, it's like the point of the
Speaker 3: movie where like like on some Black Swan shit, where
Speaker 3: like everything's like boiling to the.
Speaker 4: Top exactly, and then oh Superman by Laurie Anderson, and
Speaker 4: then I can never remember. Oh, I actually did not
Speaker 4: mean to do that.
Speaker 2: I literally did. That's so embarrassing. It was.
Speaker 4: It was the first, the last thing I searched up
Speaker 4: on Spotify and I just started up playing I can't.
Speaker 3: Remember we got copyrighted for those exact parts.
Speaker 2: Searching for a Risla rat Pack? What is that song?
Speaker 1: It's rat Pack, that's literally the name of it.
Speaker 2: Is it searching for I think it's searching.
Speaker 4: For my Risla, searching for my Risla?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, searching for my Risla rat Pack?
Speaker 4: Visual media still on my Survivor shit, I am going
Speaker 4: to watch uh, I forget their name.
Speaker 2: I think it's John and Kate, John and Kate plus a. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna John and Kate.
Speaker 1: They're like, I watched the fuck out of that.
Speaker 4: They're comedians online or they're just comedians and they have
Speaker 4: a new show that's coming out, the one that Elsie recommended,
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna watch that and I'll let you know
Speaker 4: how it is.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to finish the Staircase. I have thirty
Speaker 1: minutes off to the last episode. That show was fucking crazy,
Speaker 1: and I do.
Speaker 3: Want to watch the Elvis movie because I just need
Speaker 3: to know if I fucking hate it or not.
Speaker 1: And that that's that.
Speaker 3: On that Oh before we go, I played Quipblash with
Speaker 3: new people and I fucking.
Speaker 1: Bombed and it was awful.
Speaker 2: Oh really and.
Speaker 3: Literally and like before we started, my friends who were
Speaker 3: with me were like, oh my god, she's so good
Speaker 3: at this game, like because her and her friends played
Speaker 3: all the time. And I was like, yeah, but like
Speaker 3: I'm really good like with my friends because I know
Speaker 3: their humor so well and we all know each other's humor.
Speaker 3: Like I don't really know. I was like kind of
Speaker 3: new people and I was like, I don't really know y'all.
Speaker 1: That it was like a.
Speaker 3: Few friends in New York who like, I don't think
Speaker 3: you've met that, like, but it was like people I've
Speaker 3: hung out with like once or twice, and like one
Speaker 3: of them being like at a party and like I've
Speaker 3: talked to them, but like I was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: don't really know like y'all's humor that well, so like
Speaker 3: there's a chance, like I don't really kill it.
Speaker 1: And I bombed Like it's like it.
Speaker 3: Was not so I made a joke that like as
Speaker 3: I typed it out, I was like, they're not gonna
Speaker 3: find this funny at all. And I went to go
Speaker 3: back out, but I act only sent it.
Speaker 2: In And did they know it was you bombing?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 3: And I sent it in and I got an automatic
Speaker 3: win because the person who went against me didn't have
Speaker 3: time to put in their answer and it just like
Speaker 3: made it worse.
Speaker 2: Oh and everybody's like, who the fuck said that? And
Speaker 2: I was like, ha ha ha, I probably would have won, Honestly,
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that's just really really easy for me.
Speaker 1: That's what you That's what the people are saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have Merge coming out on the seventh.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, big announcement. You said that was like
Speaker 1: so much exciting?
Speaker 2: Is it on the seventh?
Speaker 1: Is it on? That's on the ninth?
Speaker 2: U Merge coming out on the ninth.
Speaker 1: Don't tickle my knee, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I was literally just you're literally fingering.
Speaker 3: My hole, like okay, thank you guys so much for
Speaker 3: listening and watching and loving and learning and slang sh