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Speaker 1: it you guys. Uh, second week in a row that

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Speaker 1: we are celebrating a birthday. Mohun, Happy birthday. You're thirty one,

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Speaker 1: hangover as worse at thirty one? Uh? Yeah for sure?

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Speaker 1: Huh And the flight back was tough. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: But you can't fly internationally. You don't want to take

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Speaker 1: watches Christmas movies all year round. Yeah, why not? It's

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Speaker 1: Oh god, what he couldn't have had forty fourth quarter comebacks?

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Speaker 1: gonna go Tom Brady, Days Are Tired? Is more than

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Speaker 1: going Brady's Brady's more. This is another trick question. I

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Speaker 1: feel bad, guys. What are we trying to get here?

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Speaker 1: What are we trying to do? What? What is the answer?

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Speaker 1: Forty that's a push. I don't have a push. God, alright,

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Speaker 1: so it doesn't count that one. I should win by default?

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Speaker 1: All right? Final question for one million points. Okay, your

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Speaker 1: favorite place to eat in the entire world Tim Horton's

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Speaker 1: dare years ago that Tim Horton started or days that

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Speaker 1: Brady was retired? Sorry, the years ago that Tim Hortons

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Speaker 1: started started? Like how many years has it been? It's

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Speaker 1: been around for more than forty years? I would think

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Speaker 1: that is the question. Oh gosh, I wish I had

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00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: like photographic memory because I can literally picture everything on

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Speaker 1: the cup and it says since nineteen eighty. Gosh, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be right around there. I'm gonna go Tim Hortons

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Speaker 1: is round longer? Final answer for for doing for Tim Hortons,

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Speaker 1: for Tim, do it for Canada. You're sending me up

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Speaker 1: for a family, you know what, I'm gonna go down

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Speaker 1: in a blaze of fire. Tim Hortons, Oh when were

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Speaker 1: they established night too? I think they opened in nine

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Speaker 1: sixty four. Oh so either either way you would have

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00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: gotten all right. Tim Hortons is rocket feel you guys.

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Speaker 1: You do not want to mess with that coffee. We

442
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Speaker 1: did it? What a game? That was fun? I love that. Yeah,

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00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: we had a four more, but we've figured that. Okay

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Speaker 1: for ten minutes? Wow was ten minutes? Well we can

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Speaker 1: cut that almost all right. We hope that you were

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Speaker 1: playing along in your car wherever you are, and hopefully

447
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: you got some more right than I did. Uh, Okay,

448
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: I asked you guys at home. There's a lot of

449
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: things going on with free agency. I asked you on

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Speaker 1: social media, if you were an NFL free agent, what

451
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: would you demand before you agreed to a move? And

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00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:38,719
Speaker 1: we got I got hundreds of responses on Instagram, I

453
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: got a bunch of dms. I got so many messages.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people got creative, a lot of people

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Speaker 1: got weird, a lot of people got creepy. Um. I'll

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Speaker 1: go first. I think the things that I would demand

457
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: a um. Everybody has to dress up for Halloween, and

458
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 1: it's got to be a creative costume. No mailing it in,

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00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 1: no Onesie, no Wolverine Onesie, no hundred that once and

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Speaker 1: it was despicable. Seamed lunch every week. I think that

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00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: that would be fun. And then a team vacation that

462
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: the team would pay for and we could all bond

463
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: and play ping pong and you know, hang out. So

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm doing. What are you guys? What are

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Speaker 1: you guys gonna go with? What are your demands? Uh?

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Speaker 1: I want a private jet, oh boy, so I can

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Speaker 1: go anywhere I want and and take some friends. I

468
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: want free Chipotle. Wow. Have you ever seen those Chipotle

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00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: for those cards? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I want one of

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Speaker 1: those Chipotle you canna have like whatever you wanted. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get it once a week, so it makes sense. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: peanut butter m and m's and uh to go pick

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Speaker 1: it back off your team building thing. I think team

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Speaker 1: karaoke would be really fun. Team karaoke. Never done karaoke?

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Speaker 1: You've never done karaoke? No? I have done karaoke plenty

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00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: of times. I raised the roof, I shut down. People

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00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,719
Speaker 1: are in awe of my boys. But I've never with you.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know that you like, ko, oh yeah, Gregg,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? I would request, Now this may

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Speaker 1: be a little bit not team centric, but I want

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Speaker 1: my own locker room. All right, you're off the team

482
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: after watching Privacy. And I also want to be excluded

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Speaker 1: and excused from all media appearances because I don't need

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00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: the drama and the quotes oh wow, circling, circulating and

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00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: h taking stuff out of context. See I can see

486
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 1: that happening with you. They do my job and I

487
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: will be the star that you signed to me to be,

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00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: But give me some space room. I wassand percent need

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Speaker 1: my own bathroom, like away from like people aren't even

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Speaker 1: allowed to look at it. I don't sweaty football player

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00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: bums on my toilet, That's what I'm saying. Um okay,

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Speaker 1: So a lot of the bench with Bonetta listeners are

493
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Speaker 1: very smart. They asked for stocks, they want percentages of

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Speaker 1: the team. So good for y'all. I think that would

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Speaker 1: be a good plan if you plan planning on staying

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Speaker 1: with his team forever, because then you're like, you know,

497
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: like if Aaron Rodgers own part of the Packers, that

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Speaker 1: would be kind of cool. Well, all he has to

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Speaker 1: be is a Wisconsin resident is that I don't work,

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Speaker 1: you know, doesn't own a little home. Whatever. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: here are a couple of my favorite I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: rhyme these off, and you guys chime in if you

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00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: think they're goods at Sam Rose wants weekends off. I

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00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: can see that being a problem. Joe Vanilla. Everyone must

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00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: wear flip flops in the shower. That's good. Multiple people

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Speaker 1: requested daily fresh socks. Do you guys not like clean

507
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: your socks? Why do you need fresh ones? That's a

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00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: weird one. That seems like a very big waste of material.

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Speaker 1: Life of Zam said, I need that Bobby contract. You know,

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Speaker 1: the guy that signed a contract with the Mets and

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Speaker 1: gets paid until he's like literally seventy five years old,

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Speaker 1: and at the end of the contract, like he gets

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Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars every single year, and by the

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Speaker 1: time he's seventy five, he will have made like twenty

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Speaker 1: nine million dollars and he never played a day for

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Speaker 1: the Mets. Yeah, you guys have never heard of this.

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Speaker 1: He played for the Mets last in nineteen ninety nine,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think he actually played a single day

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Speaker 1: for the Mets. I think you just signed that contract

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Speaker 1: and then they got him out of the contract. I

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Speaker 1: could be wrong. I don't know my baseball, but anyways,

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Speaker 1: that would be lovely. Megan Gaily my Gal says she

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Speaker 1: wants a Benny Hanna love I should never even been

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Speaker 1: to a beny Hana. I'm actually going to a beny

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Speaker 1: Hauna for the first time this Saturday. Wow, have you

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Speaker 1: ever been to I don't even know what it is.

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00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: That's where you sit around it, you know what I'm

528
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: talking of course, you sit around a table, a chef comes,

529
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: there's a hot stove, and they do like fun like

530
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: little volcanoes and they flip like shrimp in your mouth.

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Speaker 1: If you like shrimp in your pocket. The only problem is,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the only problem is your clothes will smell

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00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: like it after. That's what Megan did say. She says,

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00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: where something that you don't mind having? Absolutely? Yeah, But

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00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: somebody throws a shrimp into your pocket? Well, if you

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00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: had like a little shirt pocket, they'd be like, why

537
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: would anyone want to shrimp in their pocket? It's like

538
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: to see if you can catch you know, when you're

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00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: like here's a cheese, it like go along and then

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Speaker 1: no chatted. I don't know. Okay, I felt this one

541
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: to my core at Dan Solo said all fans must

542
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: reserve cheering until end of the game in case I'm

543
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: feeling insecure about the quality slash quantity of cheers that

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Speaker 1: I get. I like that. I like that a lot.

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Speaker 1: I like that a lot. Maybe you're having an off day.

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00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: It would feel even worse if like the whole stadium

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00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: is quiet. Um, okay, what else do we have? Is

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00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: he zero three one one my own lake to fish see.

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00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: I feel like some of these are really going to

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00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: throw off the rest of the team though, and there's

551
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: going to be a huge divide. Like Junkyard Dog asking

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00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: for his own room. I get that, but like, come on,

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00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm a superstar free agent. Put up with it. Um

554
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: at Big Dom says, I would demand a camel be

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00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: brought into the building every Wednesday for hump Day. I

556
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: think Mohan actually said this. This is a very commercial moment.

557
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: This is a very dad joke, and I don't respect

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00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: it at all, and he would be off the team immediately.

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00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: Uh Okay, here's here's one that I actually liked. I

560
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: think more players should tell owners to donate to charities

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00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: that they are into uh wouldn't count to the cap

562
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: and he would provide a lot to the world. Wow,

563
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: So it was nice. Other people are like, oh, give

564
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: me grilled cheeses and peanut butter remonends, and so I

565
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: took a lot of people were just requesting the most

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00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: ridiculous food items, and I'm like, guys, you're not gonna

567
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: make it in the NFL if you have a McDonald's

568
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: soda fountain and you're eating endless cheeseburgers and Chad Johnson

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Speaker 1: Ocho Sinko replied with, I think something along the lines

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Speaker 1: of speaking for yourself, a famously big time supporter of

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Speaker 1: McDonald's and Chad. Yeah, I cannot survive and sustain this

572
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: level of with endless grilled cheeses and soda fountads. But um,

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Speaker 1: you know what I want. I want access to housing

574
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: like a SIMS game. Do you guys ever mess with Sims? Absolutely?

575
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would like so many people on

576
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: fire Rosebud cheet code give me all that money, but

577
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: I want like a pool in my kitchen for no reason.

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00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: You know I'm messing with that. Uh, Okay, finally on

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Speaker 1: the pod, this is a good episode, guys, the best

580
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: thing I saw or heard, and um, you know what,

581
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. Go ahead the base.

582
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: Not a whole lot of anything, you guys, Just chaos everywhere,

583
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: so many things happening, so many, so many players going

584
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: to every single team. The only thing that I am

585
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: really wanting to talk about is a the Raptors beat

586
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: the Lakers. That's cool, but like, the Lakers really suck

587
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: right now. Lebronto over. Lebronto's done. Remember remember when Lebron

588
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: kept dominating the Raptors and they dubbed in Lebronto. The

589
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: Lakers play the Raptors again, like in a week or two.

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00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: So I don't know, maybe, oh he doesn't chuck the

591
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: ball at your best player, Um yeah, but I love

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Speaker 1: his reaction. I watched my dog into watermelon today. That's

593
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: another good thing that I saw. This is the This

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Speaker 1: is off season been at Okay, I'm off in a lot,

595
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm taking lots of naps up and I'm trying not

596
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: to have a heart attack over all of the off season.

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00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: Did you think of the Tom Brady ball that sold

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00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: at auction for over That's gonna be some kind of

599
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: legal battle. I think, Oh my god, I'd be punching

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Speaker 1: the fricking wall if I was that guy. Yeah, it

601
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: reminds me of this one time where the guy that

602
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: I was dating in college, I was actually just telling

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00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: the story. He was really into buying a lot of tickets,

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00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: and so one time he gave me a number. He's like,

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00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,479
Speaker 1: going buy a ticket with this number because I feel

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00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 1: really good about this number, and so I forgot and

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00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: the whole there's only there's like a certain cutoff of

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00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: time that you can go and get your ticket, and

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00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: the whole day after that, he was like, you just

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00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: robbed me of, you know, something so special. Obviously it

611
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: didn't win, but it kind of reminds me of that moment.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of like the first class Lady a little bit. Yeah,

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00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: so that's full circle. Um, guys, thanks so much for

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Speaker 1: listening to this podcast every single week, especially in the

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00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: off season. I'm actually really enjoying the off season episodes.

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Speaker 1: They go off a little off the rail and I

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Speaker 1: am love it every minute. Don't bring it. To subscribe

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Speaker 1: to the show, follow us on Instagram and Twitter at

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Speaker 1: Benched Underscore Pod to see the videos clips we talked

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Speaker 1: about each week with your own eyes. Happy Birthday, mohaw,

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Speaker 1: Let's go drink some margharite pas. That should be the

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Speaker 1: outro of every single show. Let's go drink, Let's go

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Speaker 1: drink some maga, let's got dick some I will clip that.

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Speaker 1: Bye everybody,