1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Morning on the twenties. 2 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, it's Donk, Donk. Do I know you? 3 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: Well? Like is this Natalie? 4 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, so like we haven't a fish met yet, but 6 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: like I'm like here like as entertainment for the holiday party. 7 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: I'm just looking at them like the thing I was 8 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,519 Speaker 1: booked through the company, you know, Like so they just 9 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 1: they just gave me the information. Like I'm here, I'm downstairs. 10 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: I'm just putting on my rip off Santa outfit and 11 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: like ready to go. But I want to make sure 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: like I didn't come up to you soon before, like 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: everybody's ready to go. 14 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 2: Wait, do your STANDA outfit is a ripoff outfit? Yeah? 15 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: Like I also have elf too, if that's what you want. 16 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 1: I could even be Rudeolph because I got like a 17 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: little red like it's it doesn't really go on the news, 18 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: but like I do have a red thing that like 19 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: I can put on the end of it. It's kind 20 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: of fun. 21 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:12,119 Speaker 2: No, no, no, we we called for a Stanta. 22 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cool. So yeah I'm in, I got the 23 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,680 Speaker 1: sounda suit on and I'm just getting every like I'm 24 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: getting oiled up and stuff and getting ready to go, 25 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: but like do you want. 26 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 2: To now, I'm all right, I hired a stander for 27 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 2: a company work party office a corporate office work party. 28 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, And like, let me say, I think that's totally 29 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: cool that like your office would hire adult entertainment for 30 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: like an event like this, like what I've never done. 31 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 2: No, no, absolutely not. I did not hire adult entertainment. 32 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 2: Aside from you being an adult playing at Santa, there 33 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 2: will be no adult entertainment. 34 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: So I have a question on language, like because it 35 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: seems like you guys are pretty loose, you know, if 36 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: you're willing to hire me to come up there and like, 37 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: you know, deliver my presence. But like you know, Jollie 38 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,959 Speaker 1: Old Saint Nick is like the character that I'm playing today. 39 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: But like when I do events like this, I usually 40 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: like change the end in it to something else. But 41 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: I don't know if they're gonna be cool with that language. 42 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 2: Wise, trually not. No, no, they will not be cool 43 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 2: with that. I am not cool with that. Listen, I 44 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 2: organize this office party. You're supposed to be a surprise guest, 45 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 2: but that is not the kind of surprise that will 46 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 2: need to happen at this party. And it can't happen 47 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 2: at this party. 48 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: Well, because like the invoice I'm looking at right now 49 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 1: says you wanted a Santa to like come up there 50 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: and like introduce himself to your boss and then tell 51 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: them that they're on the naughty list. And then that's 52 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: when like, oh no. 53 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 2: No, look, you idiot, I did not hire a stripper 54 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 2: for a company work party. That doesn't make any sense, Okay, 55 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 2: I don't understand how, like the directives were clear, So 56 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 2: I don't understand how your company that they're so messed up. 57 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: So like DONK is confused because like I thought I 58 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 1: was gonna come up there like and then first thing 59 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,359 Speaker 1: I was gonna do is be like, you know, since 60 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: I'm Santas and be like all right, wear my hoes, 61 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: and then I would like grab. 62 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 2: I just don't understand how you guys got this so 63 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 2: messed up. I work for like a conservative corporate office. 64 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 2: We do not want the stripper up here. 65 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: But like I think you'd be really excited a lot 66 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,839 Speaker 1: of because like I went all out for this gig. Again, 67 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: like I've got like I've already attached like the special sound. 68 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 2: Of sack. 69 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 3: That sounds disgusting. Listen dounk, I did not order a 70 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 3: stripper for this holiday party. I do not want you 71 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 3: to come up here if you're stupid sack, and if 72 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 3: you try it, you will be physically removed. 73 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 2: From these premises. I'm not playing with you. Do not 74 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 2: come up here. 75 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 1: Okay, well, then I'll let you know that this is 76 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank 77 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: on you and your coworker James set you up. 78 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to kill him. 79 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 1: He said, Oh god, you spent a lot of time 80 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: organizing this company Christmas party and wanted to mess with you. 81 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 2: Well he did, and I did. Oh, oh, I'm going 82 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 2: I'm going to kill him. He's definitely going on a 83 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 2: na audio list. Wake up every morning with Jubal phone franks.