WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>So much going on today, I think it's time for

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<v Speaker 2>another Michael Oppenheimer phone tap. Dear Elvis, My father is

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<v Speaker 2>an old school Italian man who thinks everyone's trying to

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<v Speaker 2>rob him when they tell him to refinance his mortgage.

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<v Speaker 2>So why don't you have Michael Oppenheimer pretend to be

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<v Speaker 2>a lender call him up, tell him he's ready to

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<v Speaker 2>refinance his house. You'll probably have to bleep out most

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<v Speaker 2>of the conversation, but it will be funny. This comes

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<v Speaker 2>to us from Gary. Michael Oppenheimer now is on the

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<v Speaker 2>phone phone tapping Gary's dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, mister Negro please, mister Negro, yes, is more

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<v Speaker 3>like mister Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Abenheimer with the Bender and Fender

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<v Speaker 1>lender company. How are you doing today, sir, mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm all set.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd like you to refinance your mortgage at this time.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no no, would you be sure?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Would you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you let me finish?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you got?

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<v Speaker 3>I got no call?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse you?

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<v Speaker 3>I got that? No call on? How you people get

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<v Speaker 3>my number?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the no call?

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<v Speaker 3>No call?

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<v Speaker 1>No call? Yeah, what's that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good, look at look, I'm all straight on my mortgage. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no you're not because oh yes, this is mister

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Aban. I'm with the Bender and Fender lender company.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing today, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, no, we can offer.

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<v Speaker 1>You a thirty year fixed for your mortgage if you like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all that with my mortgage.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're not not, according to our records.

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<v Speaker 3>Where do you get my records? Who are you to

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<v Speaker 3>check my records?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we understand you own a.

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<v Speaker 3>Home, sir, Yeah, I own it. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Now which company you with?

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<v Speaker 3>My wife takes care all that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, right now, we'll give you zero percent for

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<v Speaker 1>six months if you.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at a bout sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse you. I this is mister Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>Who are you? Who are you to check my luggage?

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Evanheimon with Bender and Fender, your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite lenders?

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<v Speaker 3>Yourself? All right, listen you look at the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>And sir, we lend.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you many large purchases?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, what do you give us? What I bought?

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<v Speaker 3>Give me give me your phone number, give me your address.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, sir, there's no here's my excuse me. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no need to get crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Your harass, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful day here at Bender and Fender.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you to check my credit?

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Michael Appenhammer. Let me tell you something? Let me

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<v Speaker 3>where are you now? You local? Are you close by?

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<v Speaker 1>We're in Santa Barbara, California.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, Well you'll make a get out there and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>come out to meet you personally. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael up and Harmer with the Bender.

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<v Speaker 3>And Michael Vanheimer whoever he is.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're on a list?

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<v Speaker 3>Let mean you're I got you got ma an list?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Watch, I don't put.

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<v Speaker 1>You on my list, A no call list.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I am. I want to know how you got

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<v Speaker 3>my number?

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<v Speaker 1>I have here on no no call list, which supersedes

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<v Speaker 1>the list that you're on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna you to tell me I'm a risk on

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<v Speaker 3>my mortgage? So why tell you my mortgage?

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<v Speaker 1>We could sign you up right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sign this up. I got something for you to

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<v Speaker 3>sign up. Are you local? Are you close by? I'm

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<v Speaker 3>me in person right now, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not here to pick a fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael, I am I'm here to pick a fight. Now

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<v Speaker 3>you're harassed me on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give a about mister Michael Oppenheimer. You know

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<v Speaker 3>what you can do my ass. Don't call back here again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna no, you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Not give me your phone number. I'm what's your name.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Michael Oppenheimer? O P P E N.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know how to spell? Are you and Michael Uppenheimer?

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<v Speaker 1>That is with the Bender n Fender Lender company?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Fender Vender be. I don't need you. If I

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<v Speaker 3>want money, I'll go to my friend. He's a shylock,

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<v Speaker 3>mister Michael, I remember you, mister.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, sir, I'm calling as a currency today because.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't need no from you or anybody else. Okay, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna track your number down. Whoever can just give.

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<v Speaker 1>You my phone number one hundred two four two zero

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred. This is scary Jones. You assume Gary asked

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<v Speaker 1>us to play a phone tap on.

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<v Speaker 3>Holy and you make me curse like that.

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<v Speaker 1>This table was pre recorded with permission granted

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<v Speaker 2>By Dan Phono tab Elvis Duran in the Morning Show