Speaker 1: Elvis Durant phone tap.
Speaker 2: So much going on today, I think it's time for
Speaker 2: another Michael Oppenheimer phone tap. Dear Elvis, My father is
Speaker 2: an old school Italian man who thinks everyone's trying to
Speaker 2: rob him when they tell him to refinance his mortgage.
Speaker 2: So why don't you have Michael Oppenheimer pretend to be
Speaker 2: a lender call him up, tell him he's ready to
Speaker 2: refinance his house. You'll probably have to bleep out most
Speaker 2: of the conversation, but it will be funny. This comes
Speaker 2: to us from Gary. Michael Oppenheimer now is on the
Speaker 2: phone phone tapping Gary's dad.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, mister Negro please, mister Negro, yes, is more
Speaker 3: like mister Hi.
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Abenheimer with the Bender and Fender
Speaker 1: lender company. How are you doing today, sir, mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3: No, I'm all set.
Speaker 1: We'd like you to refinance your mortgage at this time.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, would you be sure?
Speaker 3: No? Would you know?
Speaker 1: Would you let me finish?
Speaker 3: No? No?
Speaker 1: Would you got?
Speaker 3: I got no call?
Speaker 1: Excuse you?
Speaker 3: I got that? No call on? How you people get
Speaker 3: my number?
Speaker 1: What's the no call?
Speaker 3: No call?
Speaker 1: No call? Yeah, what's that.
Speaker 3: I'm good, look at look, I'm all straight on my mortgage. Right.
Speaker 1: Oh no you're not because oh yes, this is mister
Speaker 1: Michael Aban. I'm with the Bender and Fender lender company.
Speaker 1: How are you doing today, sir?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, we can offer.
Speaker 1: You a thirty year fixed for your mortgage if you like.
Speaker 3: I'm all that with my mortgage.
Speaker 1: No, you're not not, according to our records.
Speaker 3: Where do you get my records? Who are you to
Speaker 3: check my records?
Speaker 1: Okay, we understand you own a.
Speaker 3: Home, sir, Yeah, I own it. That's right.
Speaker 1: Okay. Now which company you with?
Speaker 3: My wife takes care all that?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, right now, we'll give you zero percent for
Speaker 1: six months if you.
Speaker 3: Look at a bout sir.
Speaker 1: Excuse you. I this is mister Michael.
Speaker 3: Who are you? Who are you to check my luggage?
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Evanheimon with Bender and Fender, your
Speaker 1: favorite lenders?
Speaker 3: Yourself? All right, listen you look at the ball.
Speaker 1: And sir, we lend.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Have you many large purchases?
Speaker 3: No? No, what do you give us? What I bought?
Speaker 3: Give me give me your phone number, give me your address.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, there's no here's my excuse me. There's
Speaker 1: no need to get crazy.
Speaker 3: Your harass, sir.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful day here at Bender and Fender.
Speaker 3: Are you to check my credit?
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3: Is Michael Appenhammer. Let me tell you something? Let me
Speaker 3: where are you now? You local? Are you close by?
Speaker 1: We're in Santa Barbara, California.
Speaker 3: Sir, Well you'll make a get out there and I'll
Speaker 3: come out to meet you personally. All right.
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael up and Harmer with the Bender.
Speaker 3: And Michael Vanheimer whoever he is.
Speaker 1: And you're on a list?
Speaker 3: Let mean you're I got you got ma an list?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Watch, I don't put.
Speaker 1: You on my list, A no call list.
Speaker 3: Yeah I am. I want to know how you got
Speaker 3: my number?
Speaker 1: I have here on no no call list, which supersedes
Speaker 1: the list that you're on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna you to tell me I'm a risk on
Speaker 3: my mortgage? So why tell you my mortgage?
Speaker 1: We could sign you up right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sign this up. I got something for you to
Speaker 3: sign up. Are you local? Are you close by? I'm
Speaker 3: me in person right now, sir.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to pick a fight.
Speaker 3: Michael, I am I'm here to pick a fight. Now
Speaker 3: you're harassed me on the phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3: I don't give a about mister Michael Oppenheimer. You know
Speaker 3: what you can do my ass. Don't call back here again.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna no, you're.
Speaker 3: Not give me your phone number. I'm what's your name.
Speaker 1: Mister Michael Oppenheimer? O P P E N.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know how to spell? Are you and Michael Uppenheimer?
Speaker 1: That is with the Bender n Fender Lender company?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Fender Vender be. I don't need you. If I
Speaker 3: want money, I'll go to my friend. He's a shylock,
Speaker 3: mister Michael, I remember you, mister.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, I'm calling as a currency today because.
Speaker 3: No, I don't need no from you or anybody else. Okay, sir,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna track your number down. Whoever can just give.
Speaker 1: You my phone number one hundred two four two zero
Speaker 1: one hundred. This is scary Jones. You assume Gary asked
Speaker 1: us to play a phone tap on.
Speaker 3: Holy and you make me curse like that.
Speaker 1: This table was pre recorded with permission granted
Speaker 2: By Dan Phono tab Elvis Duran in the Morning Show