WEBVTT - Ron Goes Viral On Tik Tork

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Podcast. It's fun back again, coming at you, damn son.

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<v Speaker 1>It's another episode of the Roun Bagary podcast. We out here,

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<v Speaker 1>coming up and remember to say the phrase it pays

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<v Speaker 1>and you have a chance of winning one million dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>can we Ron? Why are you talking like that? Like

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<v Speaker 1>like talking like everything you just said. Also the way

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<v Speaker 1>you said it, it's like you're trying to bring some

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<v Speaker 1>high energy radio announcer vibe to our opening. So you

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<v Speaker 1>picked up on that. It was very hard not to. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I picked up on it. Well good because that's exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what I was trying to do. Oh okay, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>a good here for broadcasting, Carolina. In truth, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to switch things up. I was listening to some

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<v Speaker 1>current top forty radio DJs and I thought, Wow, these

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<v Speaker 1>guys are shot out of a cannon, and maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>should try that style on and see if it fits.

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<v Speaker 1>So you heard it for yourself, and I think we

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<v Speaker 1>can both see that it fits like a glove. The

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy Podcast NonStop Music, The hits you want, the

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<v Speaker 1>way you want them. Boom Wait, we will think nim

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<v Speaker 1>ming bing ming bing. Let's let's just cool it for

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<v Speaker 1>a second. High energy. You are, You're shot out of

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<v Speaker 1>a cannon. We got it, You're my father. It's very

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<v Speaker 1>powerful and cinematic. Listen, Carolina. I will not apologize for

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be innovative with this program. I just think

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<v Speaker 1>people want more like the real Ron Burgundy. They want

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<v Speaker 1>the comforting voice that they've listened to for years. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't argue with you on that, Carolina. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just sometimes feel part of being a good broadcaster is

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<v Speaker 1>learning to evolve with the times. I agree, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>have some sympathy for that viewpoint, don't you sure. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's very important. I'm sure there's a minority of people,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm talking a very small group, maybe five or

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<v Speaker 1>six people who think Ron Burgundy isn't up to speed

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<v Speaker 1>with the world these days. I mean, you still say

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<v Speaker 1>the word jugs, So yeah, I'm never gonna not say that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, look, they take a look at me

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<v Speaker 1>and assume that guy, yeah, he's on the wrong side

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<v Speaker 1>of history. I'm aware I speak and look a certain way,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to distance myself from a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>my so called peers who've shown a lot of ignorance lately. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's actually very observant and self aware. And I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>to be, you know, sappy, but when you speak like that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm proud of you. Ron. Well, thank you, Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the other day I was talking to another

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<v Speaker 1>broadcaster who shall remain nameless, but let's give him a

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<v Speaker 1>pseudonym just for this conversation, which will be Tucker Carlson.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what a pseudonym is? You might want

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<v Speaker 1>to just go with John Doe or say Mr or

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<v Speaker 1>Mrs X. No, everyone does that. I'm more creative than that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I made up a totally fake name, Tucker Carlson. Ron,

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<v Speaker 1>there's actually a broadcaster named Tucker Carlson. No really, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I literally just pulled that name out of thin air.

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<v Speaker 1>Tucker Carlson. What does he do? Local weather somewhere. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's pretty famous. Unfortunately, is he a child actor

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<v Speaker 1>who dresses as a cowboy? Anyway, for the purposes of

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation, the person I was talking to was fellow broadcaster,

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<v Speaker 1>not the child actor who specializes in westerns Tucker Carlson.

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<v Speaker 1>I never said he was a child actor. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's just something you assumed the point is I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>to Tucker Carlson end quotes on the phone, and he

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<v Speaker 1>started going off on pronouns, saying, Oh, I can't keep

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<v Speaker 1>track of it. These people are constantly changing the language,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't keep up men or men and women

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<v Speaker 1>or women. And I said to Tucker Carlson, just hold

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<v Speaker 1>it right there. You're being ignorant. Shame on you. If

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<v Speaker 1>we weren't on the phone, I'd Sluggy in the face

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<v Speaker 1>for being so closed minded. Wow wait a second, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't believe that sentence just came out of

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<v Speaker 1>your mouth. It's really amazing. I mean, you've evolved so

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<v Speaker 1>much ever since you accidentally stormed the capital. Yes, who

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<v Speaker 1>would have known that my accidental the story of the

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<v Speaker 1>capital would become a moment of enlightenment. You love crowds,

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<v Speaker 1>love a crowd, but a lot of people would never

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<v Speaker 1>assume this about you. Well, thank you appreciate that. But

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<v Speaker 1>let me continue, I said to Tucker Carlson, which again

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<v Speaker 1>is a pseudonym. I said, Tucker. If a person wants

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<v Speaker 1>to identify as a he, she, whatever you call it,

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<v Speaker 1>that is none of your business. They are people and

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<v Speaker 1>served to be treated with the same dignity as you

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<v Speaker 1>and me. So that's how I put it. And with that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be signing off today, folks. This is Ron Burgundy. No, Ron,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just getting my jacket. We've only been here for

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<v Speaker 1>like four minutes. We just got here. Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>I could have sworn I was. I was here for

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<v Speaker 1>three hours. Look, you haven't even had a sip of

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<v Speaker 1>your coffee yet. Oh in that case, please the show

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<v Speaker 1>must go on. Anyway, we were discussing how you are

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<v Speaker 1>becoming an ally. Yes, yes, Caroline, and I know I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out of touch in a lot of ways. I

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<v Speaker 1>admitted I have a lot to learn, and I want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to. I want to be a better

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<v Speaker 1>ally in the world. And and that's why on today's show,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to ask you, as a young person, to

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<v Speaker 1>help me with something very important. Okay, now, no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not bad. Okay, what is it? I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>teach me how to get famous on TikTok? I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>how is you getting famous on TikTok going to help

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<v Speaker 1>with any of those things? Like? Well, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a chance to reach out to a new young demographic.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've we've done some of that here on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. Also on a personal level, I finally learned

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<v Speaker 1>a lot by listening to young people. Sure, and the

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<v Speaker 1>young people they're they're all on TikTok. Did you just

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<v Speaker 1>say tiktork? Wait? Is it TikTok or TikTok? Whichever one

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<v Speaker 1>is right? That that's the one I just said, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's TikTok. Al right, Well, when we come back from break,

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<v Speaker 1>a two hour break, Carolina is going to show me

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<v Speaker 1>the ins and outs of TikTok. We have fifteen minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and by the end of this episode, Ron Burgundy is

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<v Speaker 1>going to go viral. I don't even have TikTok installed

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<v Speaker 1>on my phone. You don't have it all ready. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't use it. Oh. I thought you were a cool

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<v Speaker 1>young person. You're what thirty one? Wait, you're turning thirty

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<v Speaker 1>one in May. Yeah, my gosh, I can't believe you

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<v Speaker 1>remembered my birthday. I saw it on your driver's license

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<v Speaker 1>when I was going through your purse. Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought, I gotta remember that. It's the nice

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<v Speaker 1>thing to do. You need to stop going for my

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<v Speaker 1>purse for candy and snacks. I keep telling you there's

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<v Speaker 1>no food in my purse. No, I was just seeing

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<v Speaker 1>if you had a diary. What are you serious? Yes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. I'm I don't know why I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you so much right now? All right, let's take

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<v Speaker 1>a break and then you can make me viral on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is going to be possible.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do my best. Back in the flash with the

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<v Speaker 1>Rot Burgundy podcast podcast podcast podcasts so annoying. We're back

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<v Speaker 1>on the Ron Burgundy Podcast with me as always as Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>and today on the show Carolina. This is gonna be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna teach me how to become famous on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay. Disclaimer, I rarely used to talk, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you actually need to do this to connect

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<v Speaker 1>with a younger audience. There's so many other ways. But

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. TikTok just seems fun, you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>just seems like fun. And so what if Silicon Valley

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<v Speaker 1>wants to collect all my personal information? My life is

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<v Speaker 1>an open book, not unlike your purse. All right, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have the app loaded up? Yes, it's all set,

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you want to do I want to

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<v Speaker 1>go viral? I'm sorry, was I not clear about that yet?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't just make something go viral. It has to

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<v Speaker 1>be interesting or news worthy, you're cute or funny. It

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<v Speaker 1>has to happen organically. I think all I'm gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>to do is get on there and do a fun

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<v Speaker 1>dance and then blam, Oh I've got millions of followers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're a journalist, You're I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>do you really want to reduce yourself to dancing on TikTok?

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<v Speaker 1>My decision is vital, and this is about connecting more

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<v Speaker 1>with young people and hearing what they have to say

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<v Speaker 1>to make the world a better place. Right. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's part of it, because if that's something you're truly

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<v Speaker 1>interested in doing, I can actually put you in touch

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<v Speaker 1>with some great organizations, Mutual aid projects, nonprofit Carolina. I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to hold the camera while I do the

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<v Speaker 1>fun tiktork dance. I've been practicing in my den for

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<v Speaker 1>a week, So that's what this is really about. You've

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<v Speaker 1>been working on this, you know, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people know this. I'm an excellent dancer, Okay, but here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing I'm afraid that if we do make a

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok of you dancing, then it will go viral. Perfect,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. No, but I think it could

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<v Speaker 1>go viral and um the wrong way. Listen, if I

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<v Speaker 1>get the clap from dancing, it won't be the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm trying to say is you could end up

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<v Speaker 1>with people laughing at you, not with you. And I

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<v Speaker 1>mean no, I don't understand what. Why would people be

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<v Speaker 1>laughing at all? There's nothing funny about my dancing. The

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<v Speaker 1>art of dances is not a laughing matter, because you

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<v Speaker 1>know I'm cla sickly trained. There just might be something

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<v Speaker 1>inherently funny to people about seeing Ron Burgundy dancing. I

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<v Speaker 1>can do ballet, jazz, tap, modern hip hop, dancer size that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that I went with you to your

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<v Speaker 1>ZOOMA class at the Y. Yeah, they asked you to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I've worked very hard on my craft and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>see how anyone could find that the least bit funny.

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<v Speaker 1>People just know you from a different contexts, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to show them this side of me. Do people

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<v Speaker 1>laugh while they're watching Dancing with the Stars. No, Never,

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<v Speaker 1>They watch people dance and the cream rises to the top. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>are you trying to get on Dancing with the Stars? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What are they asking? No? Right, yes, I haven't gotten

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<v Speaker 1>the call. But but it's not like I'm waiting by

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. I barely even care at all. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just starting to add some stuff up. Add what up?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't owe you any money. I put the wallet

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<v Speaker 1>right back in your purse. Ron, did someone from Dancing

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<v Speaker 1>with the Stars tell you if you got a following

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok, they might consider having you on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this what it's all about? If? And I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>if a conversation took place along those lines, that would

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<v Speaker 1>be confidential dancer to producer confidentiail. But I will say

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<v Speaker 1>I did have a conversation, and let's say someone may

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<v Speaker 1>have said it may increase my chances of getting on DWTS,

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<v Speaker 1>that's Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, look, are you going

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<v Speaker 1>to film my TikTok? Dnswer? What? Because I can find

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<v Speaker 1>someone else to do it. I just just thought you

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<v Speaker 1>would know how to make me look flattering. I trust you,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Ron, And in the interests of that trust,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to talk to you off the air

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<v Speaker 1>about this. Well, like I said, my life is an

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<v Speaker 1>open book. But if we have a commercial lined up,

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose we could do that and then talk privately.

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<v Speaker 1>If we don't have a commercial, we can just move

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<v Speaker 1>away from the mics and whisper. Let's just talk the

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<v Speaker 1>dancing with the stars of it all through privately. Okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>fair enough, back in a moment with information on how

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<v Speaker 1>you can see my awesome dance moves on TikTok. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Ron Burgundy. Bazinga. What's bazinga? It's it's a cool

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<v Speaker 1>word I saw on a TV show to I wrote

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<v Speaker 1>it down as soon as I heard it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you're using it in the right context. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>still a cool word, bazinga. We're back here on the

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy Podcast. Carolina and I just had a heart

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<v Speaker 1>to heart and she really made a compelling argument. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much for just really listening to me there. Yeah. So,

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<v Speaker 1>and people are used to seeing Ron Burgundy behind a desk,

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<v Speaker 1>seeing me tackle hard hitting news stories, become a trusted

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<v Speaker 1>source of information, and in these uncertain times we're living in,

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<v Speaker 1>personalities like myself are rare commodities. I'm so glad you've

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<v Speaker 1>thought this through. That's why I've made the difficult decision

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<v Speaker 1>two ignore Carolina's advice and film a really fun dance

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<v Speaker 1>for TikTok Boo. Yah. That's right, I'm the slum Dog Millionaire. Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry this you're saying the Year of the slum

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<v Speaker 1>Dog Millionaires. That's some DJ name. Well, I just said it.

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly don't know where that came from. It's an

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<v Speaker 1>Academy Award winning picture from two thou Oh. I I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Caroline. I'm just amped up and it came

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<v Speaker 1>out of my mouth. Sue me. All right, let's move

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<v Speaker 1>on and film. That's That's not the first time I've

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<v Speaker 1>said that. Today. I also filmed Baxter's piano recital. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just get this over with. Terrific, Okay. So I've worked

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<v Speaker 1>out a little routine to a d Alipa song. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we can get the rights to

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<v Speaker 1>the du Alipa song for the podcast, so we need

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<v Speaker 1>to cover our basis. Well, we'll do one version where

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<v Speaker 1>we play the actual song and I dance to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and one where you sing it and I do my awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>mind blowing TikTok dance. Okay, I'm just gonna send an

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<v Speaker 1>open apology to the legal team at I heart for

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<v Speaker 1>I mean a lot of stuff that went on an HR,

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<v Speaker 1>but also for having to work this out last minute. Sorry, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do this, Carolina. I'm pumped up. Make sure you

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<v Speaker 1>get my entire body and frame. So which version do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do first? The one with the actual

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<v Speaker 1>do Alipa song or the one where you sing it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what do do? The one where you sing

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<v Speaker 1>it first? It's it's a good warm up. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>am thank you, Yeah, okay, okay, Now hit record and

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<v Speaker 1>start singing that d Alipa song I like and watch

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<v Speaker 1>me blow your mind with my moves. All right, recording ready? Ready? Okay, one,

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<v Speaker 1>don't pick up the phone. You know he's only calling

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<v Speaker 1>because he's drunken alone to don't let him in. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to kick him Matt again, okay, and cut? Did

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<v Speaker 1>we get it? We get it? We got something, hammy

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<v Speaker 1>your phone. Let me watch Blie back huh. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good. Right, it looks great. Hot hot, hot, he's hot. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's you. Okay, now, okay, now let's do a version

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<v Speaker 1>with the actual song. You ready, these rights are probably

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<v Speaker 1>really expensive. She's like in a Grammy Award winning pop star.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's fine. I'll pay up to one. It might

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<v Speaker 1>be a little bit more. I'm serious. Now, now press play. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, are you okay? Whoa? Oh? Oh my god? Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just oh I'm fine, I find I can

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<v Speaker 1>continue to dance. I'll just I'll just need something to

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<v Speaker 1>number pain. You. Do you have any feting on you?

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<v Speaker 1>N No, that's dangerous. Let me just get you home

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<v Speaker 1>one second. Let me just delete this video first deleted?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you mad? Woman? Ouch? Got it in so much pain?

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<v Speaker 1>Upload it now? Upload the video. No, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>one where you're dancing to do Alipa and you fall

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<v Speaker 1>and hurt yourself. It'll go viral. Title it Ron Burgundy

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<v Speaker 1>do Alipa fail? Oh my lower back is as hot

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<v Speaker 1>as a Hendrix guitar lick? Does anyone to have access

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<v Speaker 1>to any painkillers strong enough to tear? Apart of family

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<v Speaker 1>painkillers that are so potently they wreck you financially and emotionally.

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<v Speaker 1>I want those. We'll be right back. Ye shooby doo

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<v Speaker 1>b d B do you here? I go? Here? We go, here,

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<v Speaker 1>we go again, girls, what's my weakness? Finn? Hey, he's

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<v Speaker 1>round berger Um. Thank you so much for listening today,

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<v Speaker 1>and thank you so much to our engineer Carl, who

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<v Speaker 1>works with Nick, who I always suspected had a drug problem,

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<v Speaker 1>and God bless him, I was right. I'm feeling much

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<v Speaker 1>better now. Okay, you're not on like a chill drug.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on fentanel, which literally destroys lives and we're suffering

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<v Speaker 1>from an opioid epidemic because of it. So please don't

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<v Speaker 1>try this at home. And Carl is going to get

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<v Speaker 1>treatment at a facility in West Palm Beach, Florida. Courtesy

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<v Speaker 1>if Carolina's Christmas bonus, I don't know. I think there's

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<v Speaker 1>another way for us to gather the funds. Carolina, how

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<v Speaker 1>many views are we up to on that tiki torch?

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<v Speaker 1>You're dualipa fail that oh is at one point two

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<v Speaker 1>million views on TikTok and also do a Leapa commented

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<v Speaker 1>l O L fantastic. Well, I think we learned a

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<v Speaker 1>lot today about young people and communication. It's it's very

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<v Speaker 1>important to listen to the youth because you never know

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<v Speaker 1>what lessons they might have to teach you. Also, do

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<v Speaker 1>not take addictive pain medication unless you really need it,

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<v Speaker 1>or you Ron Burgundy, and you deserve a little break

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<v Speaker 1>a Rooney, I guess you got what you wanted today.

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<v Speaker 1>You went viral on TikTok. Well, you just have to

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<v Speaker 1>understand the algorithm. I forgot to mention this earlier, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm up for a Pulitzer prize for a story

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<v Speaker 1>I did on early COVID one nine. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>this TikTok will help her hurt? My chances is that

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<v Speaker 1>the fentanyl that you were up for a Pulitzer That

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<v Speaker 1>feels like it might be. If you keep this up,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to go to Florida with Carl. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly don't know. It's a crazy world. You might

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<v Speaker 1>be nominated for a pullit, sir, Yeah, crazy world indeed, sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey everybody, this is TikTok star Ron Burgundy saying goodbye

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<v Speaker 1>to our listeners this season. Uh yeah, I did good.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to see Walter crunk I get that

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<v Speaker 1>many views online as fast as I did. I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>gold standard of journalism now and that should wipe that

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<v Speaker 1>grin off of his face. He actually he passed away

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<v Speaker 1>like over ten years ago. On second thought, does anyone

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<v Speaker 1>have any fruit cocktail? I would love some fruit cocktail Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we get fruit cocktail when you drive me home?

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't talk to me. Put another dime in the jukebox, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Ron Burgundy Buzzinger w