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Speaker 1: Ron Podcast. It's fun back again, coming at you, damn son.

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Speaker 1: It's another episode of the Roun Bagary podcast. We out here,

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Speaker 1: Let's do this forty minutes of NonStop it's commercial free

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Speaker 1: coming up and remember to say the phrase it pays

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Speaker 1: and you have a chance of winning one million dollars,

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Speaker 1: can we Ron? Why are you talking like that? Like

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Speaker 1: like talking like everything you just said. Also the way

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Speaker 1: you said it, it's like you're trying to bring some

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Speaker 1: high energy radio announcer vibe to our opening. So you

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Speaker 1: picked up on that. It was very hard not to. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I picked up on it. Well good because that's exactly

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Speaker 1: what I was trying to do. Oh okay, you've got

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Speaker 1: a good here for broadcasting, Carolina. In truth, I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to switch things up. I was listening to some

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Speaker 1: current top forty radio DJs and I thought, Wow, these

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Speaker 1: guys are shot out of a cannon, and maybe I

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Speaker 1: should try that style on and see if it fits.

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Speaker 1: So you heard it for yourself, and I think we

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Speaker 1: can both see that it fits like a glove. The

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast NonStop Music, The hits you want, the

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Speaker 1: way you want them. Boom Wait, we will think nim

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Speaker 1: ming bing ming bing. Let's let's just cool it for

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Speaker 1: a second. High energy. You are, You're shot out of

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Speaker 1: a cannon. We got it, You're my father. It's very

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Speaker 1: powerful and cinematic. Listen, Carolina. I will not apologize for

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Speaker 1: trying to be innovative with this program. I just think

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Speaker 1: people want more like the real Ron Burgundy. They want

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Speaker 1: the comforting voice that they've listened to for years. I

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Speaker 1: can't argue with you on that, Carolina. I just I

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Speaker 1: just sometimes feel part of being a good broadcaster is

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Speaker 1: learning to evolve with the times. I agree, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: have some sympathy for that viewpoint, don't you sure. I

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Speaker 1: think that's very important. I'm sure there's a minority of people,

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Speaker 1: and I'm talking a very small group, maybe five or

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Speaker 1: six people who think Ron Burgundy isn't up to speed

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Speaker 1: with the world these days. I mean, you still say

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Speaker 1: the word jugs, So yeah, I'm never gonna not say that.

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Speaker 1: But you know, look, they take a look at me

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Speaker 1: and assume that guy, yeah, he's on the wrong side

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Speaker 1: of history. I'm aware I speak and look a certain way,

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Speaker 1: and I want to distance myself from a lot of

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Speaker 1: my so called peers who've shown a lot of ignorance lately. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's actually very observant and self aware. And I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to be, you know, sappy, but when you speak like that,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm proud of you. Ron. Well, thank you, Carolina.

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Speaker 1: You know, the other day I was talking to another

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Speaker 1: broadcaster who shall remain nameless, but let's give him a

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Speaker 1: pseudonym just for this conversation, which will be Tucker Carlson.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what a pseudonym is? You might want

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Speaker 1: to just go with John Doe or say Mr or

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Speaker 1: Mrs X. No, everyone does that. I'm more creative than that.

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Speaker 1: You know. I made up a totally fake name, Tucker Carlson. Ron,

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Speaker 1: there's actually a broadcaster named Tucker Carlson. No really, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I literally just pulled that name out of thin air.

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Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson. What does he do? Local weather somewhere. No,

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Speaker 1: he's he's pretty famous. Unfortunately, is he a child actor

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Speaker 1: who dresses as a cowboy? Anyway, for the purposes of

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Speaker 1: this conversation, the person I was talking to was fellow broadcaster,

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Speaker 1: not the child actor who specializes in westerns Tucker Carlson.

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Speaker 1: I never said he was a child actor. I think

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Speaker 1: that's just something you assumed the point is I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to Tucker Carlson end quotes on the phone, and he

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Speaker 1: started going off on pronouns, saying, Oh, I can't keep

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Speaker 1: track of it. These people are constantly changing the language,

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Speaker 1: it right there. You're being ignorant. Shame on you. If

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Speaker 1: for being so closed minded. Wow wait a second, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I just can't believe that sentence just came out of

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Speaker 1: your mouth. It's really amazing. I mean, you've evolved so

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Speaker 1: much ever since you accidentally stormed the capital. Yes, who

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Speaker 1: would have known that my accidental the story of the

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Speaker 1: capital would become a moment of enlightenment. You love crowds,

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Speaker 1: love a crowd, but a lot of people would never

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Speaker 1: assume this about you. Well, thank you appreciate that. But

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Speaker 1: let me continue, I said to Tucker Carlson, which again

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Speaker 1: that is none of your business. They are people and

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Speaker 1: I'll be signing off today, folks. This is Ron Burgundy. No, Ron,

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Speaker 1: must go on. Anyway, we were discussing how you are

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Speaker 1: becoming an ally. Yes, yes, Caroline, and I know I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm out of touch in a lot of ways. I

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Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you, as a young person, to

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Speaker 1: help me with something very important. Okay, now, no, it's

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Speaker 1: how is you getting famous on TikTok going to help

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Speaker 1: young people they're they're all on TikTok. Did you just

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Speaker 1: say tiktork? Wait? Is it TikTok or TikTok? Whichever one

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Speaker 1: it's TikTok. Al right, Well, when we come back from break,

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Speaker 1: the ins and outs of TikTok. We have fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 1: and by the end of this episode, Ron Burgundy is

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Speaker 1: going to go viral. I don't even have TikTok installed

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Speaker 1: remembered my birthday. I saw it on your driver's license

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Speaker 1: if you had a diary. What are you serious? Yes, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm I don't know why I'm

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Speaker 1: Rot Burgundy podcast podcast podcast podcasts so annoying. We're back

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Speaker 1: on the Ron Burgundy Podcast with me as always as Carolina,

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Speaker 1: and today on the show Carolina. This is gonna be fun.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna teach me how to become famous on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay. Disclaimer, I rarely used to talk, and I

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Speaker 1: don't think you actually need to do this to connect

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Speaker 1: just seems like fun. And so what if Silicon Valley

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Speaker 1: wants to collect all my personal information? My life is

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Speaker 1: an open book, not unlike your purse. All right, do

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Speaker 1: you have the app loaded up? Yes, it's all set,

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Speaker 1: So what do you want to do I want to

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Speaker 1: You can't just make something go viral. It has to

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Speaker 1: be interesting or news worthy, you're cute or funny. It

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Speaker 1: has to happen organically. I think all I'm gonna need

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Speaker 1: dance and then blam, Oh I've got millions of followers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you're a journalist, You're I don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you really want to reduce yourself to dancing on TikTok?

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Speaker 1: My decision is vital, and this is about connecting more

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Speaker 1: to make the world a better place. Right. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's part of it, because if that's something you're truly

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Speaker 1: with some great organizations, Mutual aid projects, nonprofit Carolina. I

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Speaker 1: need you to hold the camera while I do the

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Speaker 1: fun tiktork dance. I've been practicing in my den for

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Speaker 1: a week, So that's what this is really about. You've

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Speaker 1: the thing I'm afraid that if we do make a

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. No, but I think it could

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Speaker 1: know I'm cla sickly trained. There just might be something

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Speaker 1: can do ballet, jazz, tap, modern hip hop, dancer size that.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember that I went with you to your

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Speaker 1: ZOOMA class at the Y. Yeah, they asked you to leave.

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Speaker 1: laugh while they're watching Dancing with the Stars. No, Never,

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Speaker 1: They watch people dance and the cream rises to the top. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you trying to get on Dancing with the Stars? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What are they asking? No? Right, yes, I haven't gotten

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Speaker 1: the call. But but it's not like I'm waiting by

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Speaker 1: just starting to add some stuff up. Add what up?

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Speaker 1: I don't owe you any money. I put the wallet

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Speaker 1: right back in your purse. Ron, did someone from Dancing

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Speaker 1: Is this what it's all about? If? And I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: if a conversation took place along those lines, that would

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Speaker 1: be confidential dancer to producer confidentiail. But I will say

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Speaker 1: I did have a conversation, and let's say someone may

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Speaker 1: have said it may increase my chances of getting on DWTS,

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Speaker 1: that's Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, look, are you going

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Speaker 1: to film my TikTok? Dnswer? What? Because I can find

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Ron, And in the interests of that trust,

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Speaker 1: I would like to talk to you off the air

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Speaker 1: about this. Well, like I said, my life is an

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Speaker 1: open book. But if we have a commercial lined up,

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Speaker 1: If we don't have a commercial, we can just move

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Speaker 1: away from the mics and whisper. Let's just talk the

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Speaker 1: dancing with the stars of it all through privately. Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast. Carolina and I just had a heart

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Speaker 1: You know what do do? The one where you sing

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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, this is TikTok star Ron Burgundy saying goodbye

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Speaker 1: have any fruit cocktail? I would love some fruit cocktail Carolina.

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