Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim.
Speaker 2: You give us time and a termino and gay, we
Speaker 2: want to send you off in style.
Speaker 1: Do you wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all
Speaker 1: about it? We scared her?
Speaker 3: Was it fine?
Speaker 1: Mal porn?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Ride? Do you need.
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris.
Speaker 1: M Angeline's behind us, Angeline's behind us. This is start.
Speaker 4: Recording recording, welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara.
Speaker 4: Cars very close.
Speaker 5: But the one behind us, which very close also is a.
Speaker 4: Is a pink corvette driven by the one.
Speaker 3: And only Angeline Stephen. Can you get a picture?
Speaker 4: A picture? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. People get there. She is there.
Speaker 2: She is so famous, looks so famous Angeline. My belief
Speaker 2: system growing up in LA in the nineties is that
Speaker 2: it was good luck if.
Speaker 1: You saw Angeline.
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: That's what me and my friend Laura Milligan Dan sibios
Speaker 2: I believe was a purveyor of that belo, and we
Speaker 2: would just always say if you saw her, something.
Speaker 1: Good was gonna happen.
Speaker 5: I like that just mainly because I like pink so
Speaker 5: much more than green. I don't care about this Saint
Speaker 5: Patrick's day leprechauns to everyone.
Speaker 4: They pinch you for not wearing green, Come on.
Speaker 1: Pink, I'll wear you're you're anti green, I don't want not.
Speaker 5: I mean there's certain when you are wearing like an
Speaker 5: army green or something, and it's within a.
Speaker 1: Plaid pant uh huh, because you.
Speaker 5: Know how plaid pants and kilts. But yeah, I'd rather
Speaker 5: wear pink. It's my point, and I'm glad that's the
Speaker 5: lucky color for me. This person, Yes, they are the worst. Sorry,
Speaker 5: so so terrible.
Speaker 1: What do you know?
Speaker 4: It's a car riddled with dents.
Speaker 2: What a surprise That car cut in front of me
Speaker 2: and then took a right turn in front of me.
Speaker 1: So I just slim breaks on. Sorry, I was so loud.
Speaker 3: Will you will you not make me sound like a
Speaker 3: monsters even on.
Speaker 5: That moment, I'll make it sound very like, oh, yes
Speaker 5: we're stopping now.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm scared of I'm scared.
Speaker 4: It was weird.
Speaker 5: How for a minute, Karen had an English accent and
Speaker 5: seemed very concerned. He would tell me the story of
Speaker 5: Angeline because I don't know anything about her now.
Speaker 2: She's very mysterious and essentially she had a sugar daddy
Speaker 2: in the eighties who would put up billboards.
Speaker 1: Of her, and she had she was one of the first.
Speaker 1: I would say.
Speaker 2: She was a revolutionary and trailblazing in the world of
Speaker 2: getting a ton of plastic surgery in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: So she had big circular fake boobs, and she had
Speaker 1: kind of a very round baby face. So she had
Speaker 1: a real, like a blonde Betty Boom eighties blonde Betty
Speaker 1: Boom feel. She just would drive around in this famous
Speaker 1: pink corvette and just try to be famous, right, And
Speaker 1: so she got famous for like at the beginning of
Speaker 1: every Eddie Murphy movie in the eighties, there's a shot
Speaker 1: of a Angeline billboard.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, and it.
Speaker 2: Kind of symbolizes like the emptiness and frivolity and you know,
Speaker 2: sin based.
Speaker 3: Like setup of Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was trying to sound smart, but then I really.
Speaker 1: Preaching to the choir.
Speaker 5: I'll start with a real catchy tune and then I
Speaker 5: just kind of faint.
Speaker 4: I but that's so common now. She was like one
Speaker 4: of the first.
Speaker 5: You know, not everyone always says Kardashian, but people did
Speaker 5: just create fame for themselves, right, she did it.
Speaker 4: She did it by flying in millboard.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: She grassroots campaigned it in a way that I respect.
Speaker 1: And also she had that thing of like she had.
Speaker 3: She was very like lingerie.
Speaker 2: Based, and she wasn't necessarily an actress. It wasn't like
Speaker 2: it didn't seem like she was trying to get parts
Speaker 2: and movies. She just wanted renown, it seemed like. But now,
Speaker 2: because she's probably in her mid seventies, like she's been
Speaker 2: doing it for a while, so she's in her either
Speaker 2: late sixties or mid seventies, she.
Speaker 1: Wears a.
Speaker 2: Like a veil across her face, like a Disney cartoon
Speaker 2: of the Middle East style.
Speaker 5: Harm veil, kind of like like Michael Jackson did in
Speaker 5: the end.
Speaker 4: And they have a very similar No.
Speaker 5: I mean that sounds but if you do enough plastic
Speaker 5: surgery you get that pointy pixie kind of transparent skin.
Speaker 5: YESI pointy nose, pointy nose.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: Tick tick oh Man Tiker, Taylor Tinker Smith Daria Oldman movie.
Speaker 1: So, but a lot of people.
Speaker 5: I like how almost everyone celebrates her, because if I
Speaker 5: think about it, I think it's kind of sad when
Speaker 5: someone is then just wants to be famous. That's like
Speaker 5: part of the thing that's wrong with the city. But
Speaker 5: with her, for some reason, it's cool because she was
Speaker 5: doing it first.
Speaker 2: And also it's honest. I mean, that's the only reason
Speaker 2: people are here. They're here to make money, they're here
Speaker 2: to have power over people. They're here to be famous,
Speaker 2: they're here to be worshiped.
Speaker 4: You're right. Those are the four reasons.
Speaker 1: Those are the four agreements. Read the fucking book. If
Speaker 1: you don't believe me.
Speaker 5: It's what I was chanting to myself on the plane
Speaker 5: on the way here.
Speaker 4: Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: I drove you drove in a truck the whole time
Speaker 2: saying I want to be famous, I want to have
Speaker 2: power over people.
Speaker 3: What was the fourth, third, and fourth?
Speaker 1: Want?
Speaker 4: I want it?
Speaker 1: I want a shasta.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good. People will come to me. I don't
Speaker 5: have to leave the house and ask for things together.
Speaker 5: That's the longer one, that's the truer one. Yeah, they
Speaker 5: should come to my door.
Speaker 2: Ring the doorbell, I'll decide if I want to answer
Speaker 2: or not, and then even still give me things.
Speaker 5: When I moved here, I did not want to move here.
Speaker 5: It's just lined up to where the person he's dating,
Speaker 5: and then the manager. It's like, well, I guess I
Speaker 5: have to leave. I was actually enjoying myself in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 5: I bet that was the one thing all of the
Speaker 5: comedians there actually said. So, I'm not going to Hollywood.
Speaker 5: I'm waiting for Hollywood to come to me.
Speaker 1: Smart.
Speaker 5: That's just not that just doesn't happen, it not. I mean,
Speaker 5: sometimes now more than ever, I suppose.
Speaker 2: Well especially it's those people who said it in the
Speaker 2: nineties were real yeah, visionaries because you know it was
Speaker 2: going to take it some time, Take us some time.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's my Italian accent coming up.
Speaker 5: The one thing, you know, the secret pizza cross You
Speaker 5: let it take us some time.
Speaker 1: Something's going on. Well we haven't gone to Starbucks, I know.
Speaker 1: So there's some real terrible issues.
Speaker 5: We all heard tinky tiny, and it's because I haven't
Speaker 5: had my cafe.
Speaker 4: It really mellows.
Speaker 5: Me out and gets you focused and or makes everything
Speaker 5: worse and really charges it up.
Speaker 1: A notch.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, I know where there's a drive through. Oh,
Speaker 2: we're fucking going to it. Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1: Down the street. Oh my god, I'm so excited. Now.
Speaker 1: I live my life Starbucks drive through to Starbucks drive through.
Speaker 2: That's all the time in between is time wasted? I
Speaker 2: just want to be at the Starbucks drive through.
Speaker 5: We should just But can we just spend a day
Speaker 5: working there? They're always so happy. I would today because
Speaker 5: you know I've been there today already. Do you know
Speaker 5: this about me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know this.
Speaker 5: I've told you guys. You can smell it on me.
Speaker 5: I rink of coffee. I'm covered with some kind of
Speaker 5: a pre made frozen sandwich dust because they come with
Speaker 5: a powder.
Speaker 4: Oh man, Oh.
Speaker 3: That's gluten powder. Yeah yeah, it's meant to swell you up.
Speaker 5: It's meant to swell up your glues. And I uh yeah,
Speaker 5: they're just they were so happy this morning. Everyone was
Speaker 5: like and there was kind of a stressful day. There's
Speaker 5: people waiting that were being impatient, and none of these
Speaker 5: workers broke character.
Speaker 4: They were so happy. Yeah, put me in a better note.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Can I suggest reason is because they get benefits. There
Speaker 2: so a lot of those people have insurance. They have
Speaker 2: the the peace of mind to know that if they
Speaker 2: fall down and hit their head on one of those
Speaker 2: metal counters and split it the fuck open. Oh, what's
Speaker 2: going on here that they will Hollywood Boulevard is a
Speaker 2: buzz lady right.
Speaker 4: In front of Jimmy Kimmel's El Capitan Theater.
Speaker 5: Maybe Maroon five is doing a street performance on the
Speaker 5: Chevy soundstage.
Speaker 1: What the book's going on this stupid town. It looked
Speaker 1: like a circus.
Speaker 4: Actually, it.
Speaker 3: Looked like people pretending something was going on.
Speaker 1: There was a tent. That's what Hollywood Boulevard is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people pretending.
Speaker 4: Something's going on.
Speaker 5: The only thing missing was animal abuse, so there might
Speaker 5: as well be a circus.
Speaker 2: There was definitely a guy kneeling in the middle of
Speaker 2: the street with a white, sorry yellow reflective vest on
Speaker 2: because he was somehow on the safety team.
Speaker 1: Right, it was there.
Speaker 5: You know that a lot of these safety teams pray
Speaker 5: before a big function.
Speaker 3: They've got to pray.
Speaker 1: Pray, well, you know, we've got to pray just to
Speaker 1: make it today.
Speaker 5: I used to practice the too legit to quit hand.
Speaker 5: For some reason, it took me a long time to
Speaker 5: get the it's two and then an L and then
Speaker 5: then two too legit, and then and then it's just
Speaker 5: a two and then an L and then a two
Speaker 5: and then an L and then you do it.
Speaker 1: No, thank you karate twice around? Yeah, yeah, too legit,
Speaker 1: too legit to quit.
Speaker 5: I think I always would start it and I end
Speaker 5: up accidentally doing the cut it out full house, which
Speaker 5: is way less, and.
Speaker 2: Then putting the L on your forehead and being a loser.
Speaker 2: That's like a trip.
Speaker 5: Oh, there's so many things people used to do with
Speaker 5: their fingers that I'm glad are gone.
Speaker 1: Wait will you text our guest and ask her if
Speaker 1: she has a Starbucks order?
Speaker 4: I will?
Speaker 1: Can we have some? This is just a quiet time.
Speaker 4: That's just a quiet Can we get some texting music?
Speaker 1: Can we do? It's probably real fun.
Speaker 4: While we're podcasting, we just you tasks?
Speaker 1: Was that proceeding? Can you we're recording?
Speaker 4: It's oh, good good. This is such a one stop shop.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to provide any kind of instrumental hold music.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of kind of pointless instrumental.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it will be royalty free. That's right, because
Speaker 5: it's coming from your musical.
Speaker 1: Brain and every idea I have goes like this, do.
Speaker 5: Well like you're coming back from commercial on love Boat. Yes,
Speaker 5: that's an especially romantic one.
Speaker 1: Now can you remember the look?
Speaker 5: I like to reveal my age and also exclude most
Speaker 5: of our listeners.
Speaker 4: But just talking mad love Boat.
Speaker 2: Get out Millennials if you don't know what love Boat is,
Speaker 2: and it absolutely was a real show.
Speaker 5: Every You guys don't know this, but every year I
Speaker 5: secretly do a Christmas pageant thrown by Fred Willard and
Speaker 5: it is filled with stars from yesteryear and the sweetest
Speaker 5: man I've ever met. It's I'm sort of kidding, but
Speaker 5: I do do this show and it is Fred Willard.
Speaker 5: Imagine Yeah. And Isaac from love Boat was on one
Speaker 5: of them. And he's the nicest, most NonStop happy person
Speaker 5: that just laughs and says sweet things to people. I
Speaker 5: can't remember his name, but Isaac from the love Boat. Ted,
Speaker 5: you're going to know it.
Speaker 4: I'm going to know God, she's going to know what everybody.
Speaker 2: Because also, you know, it's really cool there is it's Ted.
Speaker 2: Give me a second, because I used to have all
Speaker 2: those guys. Fred Grandy was the was gopher that was
Speaker 2: mine of my sister's favorite show.
Speaker 1: We were obsessed with the love Boat.
Speaker 2: It's dead and he goes likeood on point watching, Yeah,
Speaker 2: points to the camera.
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially in the beginning.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, they in the open opening credits.
Speaker 2: But he also is in a James Brown documentary because
Speaker 2: he is from South Central and he is fucking talking
Speaker 2: about black civil rights and it's like nineteen seventy and
Speaker 2: he is a super badass, and you it's the weirdest
Speaker 2: thing because everybody else you see speak is just a
Speaker 2: citizen that lives in South Central.
Speaker 3: That's like, things have to change.
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, here some fucking Isaac,
Speaker 2: a young Isaac from a love boat, who's like, guess what, everybody,
Speaker 2: it's the best.
Speaker 5: I can't stop liking that guy because immediately he was like,
Speaker 5: what's your story, Let's be friends, and I'm like, I sir.
Speaker 5: And then later on someone said that to me. I
Speaker 5: didn't recognize him because it's been so many years.
Speaker 1: It's just a sweet man, Stephen. Have you looked it up?
Speaker 4: Ted Lange?
Speaker 1: Thank you. I would have never thought of that last
Speaker 1: name Lange.
Speaker 4: Tedt.
Speaker 1: All I could think of was what a cool name?
Speaker 1: Dead Night.
Speaker 5: Anytime the name Ted comes up, the next thing that
Speaker 5: comes up is Fresca, and then a picture of his
Speaker 5: head remains for the rest of the day.
Speaker 4: I might as well get a tattoo of it.
Speaker 1: Just forever, a tattoo of remains of the day.
Speaker 4: Yes, of Ted Knight's head.
Speaker 1: Okay, check this shit out.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I've always wanted to go to this one.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, Okay, that guy needs to fucking move up
Speaker 1: and grow up and show up.
Speaker 4: And when I look at you, I throw up.
Speaker 3: Into this line. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: This is good, good work.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I told you you're a good driver.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: No, it's high fucking time.
Speaker 4: You're very good at it. You're very good at it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You know. Can I tell you I was
Speaker 1: yelling at my dad move up, you selfish dick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's plenty around there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's just choosing off. He's not paying attention.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's on busy being online ordering more so hat
Speaker 4: several son hats.
Speaker 3: My sister and I are very critical of my father's driving.
Speaker 2: And because he is, like, he does the thing where
Speaker 2: he pulls up to a red light and he goes
Speaker 2: past the first white line and he goes past the
Speaker 2: second white line.
Speaker 1: He just doesn't like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he pretends like he can do whatever he wants,
Speaker 2: and it's like, you're not driving a fire truck.
Speaker 1: Did he used to drive the truck? Oh? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: not only drove the truck for a while, he was
Speaker 1: the tillerman, the back guy. Brother in law. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well we must have talked about We must have talked
Speaker 1: about this because my dad.
Speaker 4: Took out very well, may have, but I have no
Speaker 4: memory of it.
Speaker 2: Really, because my dad driving one day, took out a
Speaker 2: bus stop with the tiller got loose.
Speaker 1: And it swung him on the tiller into a bus stop.
Speaker 4: Is the fun part of the story. How many fatalities
Speaker 4: there were.
Speaker 2: I don't think there were any fatalities, but people did
Speaker 2: definitely get hurt, including my father really, and he was
Speaker 2: involved in a lawsuit because the city was Oh no,
Speaker 2: you know responsible, or you know, involved because they it
Speaker 2: was their equipment that failed.
Speaker 5: Always in a making line of what ends up being
Speaker 5: a terrible situation. I'm sorry about those people. Enough time
Speaker 5: has passed.
Speaker 2: I yeah, it's been a long time. And I also
Speaker 2: think I should maybe have.
Speaker 1: Proud of us.
Speaker 3: Oh the point was my sister and I always give
Speaker 3: my dad shit. Dude. We always give my dad shit.
Speaker 1: But one day I was realized, because he really is
Speaker 1: just like the most selfish, insane driver. And then one
Speaker 1: day I realized he has both a regular driver's license
Speaker 1: and then whatever the truck driving licenses.
Speaker 3: Because he has to.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so he's actually much more qualified than almost
Speaker 1: everybody I know to drive cars.
Speaker 2: But we like never stop criticizing him. I'm sorry, that's
Speaker 2: a theme to mash. What's the Starbucks theme?
Speaker 1: I don't think they have Starbucks. Yeah, No, you're in
Speaker 1: an American car Starbucks. It's the tourist theme. But Starbucks.
Speaker 4: I yeah, they never You're right, that's interesting. They've never
Speaker 4: had one television ad.
Speaker 1: Right, they do.
Speaker 2: Sometimes at Christmas now, right, Like when they launched they
Speaker 2: never did.
Speaker 5: No, they just started bringing it out in the streets
Speaker 5: of Seattle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was immediate hit.
Speaker 1: People love coffee, myself included.
Speaker 4: That is the secret, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 4: They use many different types of beans and they over.
Speaker 1: Bake them.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 5: Is it a baking process roasting? I believe famously it's roasting.
Speaker 3: I think it's roasting.
Speaker 1: It's a combination of the two. It's braised. We had.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we are lucky enough to stay in fancy hotels
Speaker 2: when we're on the road, and they fancy hotels and
Speaker 2: hipster hotel like.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of them in Austin, and they.
Speaker 2: Love to give you not darkly roasted beans in the coffee,
Speaker 2: but very light and blonde roasted beans in the coffee
Speaker 2: when you order, like a coffee pot. And it's truly
Speaker 2: the most disgusting product ever.
Speaker 4: You like it dark?
Speaker 3: I really need it dark? Yeah, Italian style.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I hear you, Cat, I do, I do,
Speaker 5: I hear you.
Speaker 4: That's something I say all the time.
Speaker 1: I want to sound terrible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we are Carotklin gets our guests today. It's okay,
Speaker 5: Have I let just a little cat squeak out of
Speaker 5: the bag?
Speaker 1: I just don't want to squeak, just squeak out.
Speaker 4: Just one little kit out of my bag of cats?
Speaker 3: About out the guest bag of cats.
Speaker 5: When I think of bags of cats, I think of
Speaker 5: the opening to Gummo, where these crazy kids are riding
Speaker 5: around on BMX bikes. There's metallic music playing and for
Speaker 5: some reason they have bags of dead cats.
Speaker 4: Isn't that horrifying? It's kind of documentary style. But I
Speaker 4: don't think any cats were harmed in the making enough.
Speaker 1: No, but I bet you that was real roadkill they found.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they probably didn't have the budget for making fake
Speaker 5: bad cats. It's so much easier to come across real ones.
Speaker 1: Those are so expensive because they're made of chinchilla.
Speaker 4: Do my stories always are they always sad?
Speaker 1: No? That's my stories? Oh okay, No, yours are fun.
Speaker 1: Yours are fun. It's you know, kids with cats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. He doesn't like to be young and have friends.
Speaker 3: Now that's the scene that stayed with you in Gemo.
Speaker 1: The scene that stayed with me in Gemo is a
Speaker 1: little boy in the bathtub eating spaghetti.
Speaker 5: Oh no, if I remembered it, it would be nothing,
Speaker 5: you know, fus at my heartstrings, like little boys with
Speaker 5: spaghetti in the gothsub like and the kid on the
Speaker 5: bus that I've talked about with a little bag of spaghett.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's the best.
Speaker 5: Just he's a real person, he's a real boy, he's
Speaker 5: a real Jason Statham.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 5: I always think about that kid because it was so weird,
Speaker 5: that been so embarrassing for him that he had to
Speaker 5: be bringing home school lunch, Like he had to ask.
Speaker 4: For it, he had to leave school, whether he had
Speaker 4: to get on the bus with all his friends.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and none of them they're like, yeah, sometimes some
Speaker 5: of my friends have to bring food home.
Speaker 4: It really bummed me out. I will forever.
Speaker 1: Here's something I suggest that might help you. Yeah, local schools.
Speaker 2: If you go in and say I would like to
Speaker 2: pay for some school lunches this week, they will provide
Speaker 2: free lunches for kids.
Speaker 3: You can go in and be like, here's one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: However, many school lunches that pays for you, and you
Speaker 2: can do that for like underserved communities.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea, isn't that the best?
Speaker 2: They were People were doing that on Twitter for a
Speaker 2: little while when people started learning about how badly funded
Speaker 2: schools are and like kids that when you shut down
Speaker 2: a school or people go on strike, there are kids
Speaker 2: that then don't eat all day because they're not at
Speaker 2: their public school being fed. Like that's the reality of
Speaker 2: some kids in this country. And so people got kind
Speaker 2: of wind of that and then they started making those donations.
Speaker 2: And it's really one of my favorite because it's like
Speaker 2: small and local but very effective.
Speaker 3: You could really help people.
Speaker 1: You're so good at this.
Speaker 5: Every time I start talking about dead cats, you just
Speaker 5: bring it right to uplifting public services.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like it's my job to stay ready,
Speaker 1: and then you tell your dead cat story.
Speaker 2: Boom there I am with it, some kind of vague charity.
Speaker 2: I love it that no one can prove exists, but
Speaker 2: truly does. But it couldn't be more vague, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't be saying less of an organized thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you.
Speaker 5: Anyone can go and just say, hey, bring me to lunch, lady,
Speaker 5: I got a bag of money. It's as easy as that.
Speaker 5: You don't even have to go to a website.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you go to a local school, know
Speaker 2: that if you are a single man, don't go storming around. Right,
Speaker 2: Maybe knock on the door, see if they let you in.
Speaker 2: Don't go near the playground at all. Yep, just be chill,
Speaker 2: n a check in the mail. That's the best case scenario.
Speaker 4: Right, right, and do not make any eye content in
Speaker 4: the mail. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Please, I don't even know how you do it, but please. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Kara said, it's fine, she can wait. It's a beautiful day,
Speaker 5: and does she have an order. She said, no, thank you,
Speaker 5: that's bullshit. No thanks, I'm good Stephen the US.
Speaker 4: Yes you Hi?
Speaker 2: Can I get a Venti vanilla latte hot? And can
Speaker 2: I get a venty iced coffee plane?
Speaker 1: Shee of those? Please?
Speaker 3: Actually I have to stop.
Speaker 2: I've said it before, but I really am stopping drinking
Speaker 2: mochas because they're just there's no need to drink coffee
Speaker 2: hot chocolate.
Speaker 4: Oh right.
Speaker 5: I mean I don't know until because I always have
Speaker 5: my bland sugarless. But then when I have the real deal,
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh man, this is a slice of cake
Speaker 5: that liquid form.
Speaker 1: It's the most delicious. But it's like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start saving those for special occasions. Yeah, or just
Speaker 1: taper off with the pumps. Well I do.
Speaker 2: I only do one pump anyway, But still it's too
Speaker 2: much milk. I said this before on Twitter. One time
Speaker 2: I yelled stop drinking milk to myself in my house.
Speaker 2: But like, I just don't need to be taking in
Speaker 2: milk all day long.
Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I remember a doctor saying,
Speaker 5: please stop drinking so much milk. I was having a
Speaker 5: problem with my throat always being I was always having
Speaker 5: to clear my throat, and he said, you're drinking too
Speaker 5: much milk. Wow, isn't that crazy? That's a real memory
Speaker 5: at least? But is it information?
Speaker 1: Did No?
Speaker 3: I mean, did you do it and did it work?
Speaker 4: I don't recall.
Speaker 5: I think I just had big bad tonsiles And they're
Speaker 5: trying to blame it on the dairy industry.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you still how's your dairy intake now?
Speaker 1: Zero? Real? Oh?
Speaker 3: Because of your bones and whatnot?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because of my brittle bones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to get there myself.
Speaker 4: I go almond, I go almond.
Speaker 1: H Yeah. Sometimes it's just too thin for me. I
Speaker 1: need the full the fullness.
Speaker 5: Wow, she's a she's a Starbucks model. Yeah, I think
Speaker 5: I was taking her photos? She is he her manager?
Speaker 5: Or is that a disgusting relationship?
Speaker 1: Both? Ya, Holly Wood.
Speaker 2: I fully respect a person that can wear gray yoga
Speaker 2: pants in public. I mean that's a fit she's probably
Speaker 2: a fit model, you know, fitness model or Instagram model.
Speaker 3: Yes, but it's one thing to wear.
Speaker 1: Black yoga pants in public, which pretty much everyone does
Speaker 1: full range. But if you're going to wear also a
Speaker 1: mindraw shirt and then gray yoga parents light gray, Kelly
Speaker 1: Gray just just flirting with white.
Speaker 5: I mean, you might as well wearite. Just do it, girl, Yeah,
Speaker 5: next time, it's just any amount of spotting.
Speaker 4: Like ripping of the coffee. Please know that coffee, Yes,
Speaker 4: please know that. That's what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: I thought you were getting menstrual, Chris. You know I
Speaker 1: said my period for the end of the episode, much
Speaker 1: like a sentence end. No, oh no, we got a
Speaker 1: guitar clanking on this ship. All the good stuff up.
Speaker 5: I do feel bad that we are making her, but
Speaker 5: like she said, I gotta I gotta stop feeling bad
Speaker 5: all the time.
Speaker 2: Well, and also, yeah, if she's told you she doesn't mind,
Speaker 2: that's one thing. If she had answered and said, I
Speaker 2: have to be somewhere, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But she's not really like that.
Speaker 3: I think she's chill person.
Speaker 4: She seems to chill it. That's one of the one
Speaker 4: of the many things I like about her.
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4: She's very funny and she's gonna be good. I am
Speaker 4: so hilarious. She's going to be great at this.
Speaker 3: I bet she No, No, she's she's a born chatter.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna get her a bottle of water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just even though she said I don't want anything.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say you do want something.
Speaker 5: You need to hydrate. We're gonna actually make her feel
Speaker 5: bad about We're gonna call her dry.
Speaker 1: Yeah I saw you coming from three blocks away. You
Speaker 1: were so dry. Lady, get out of here.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: Now if you we may have talked about this right
Speaker 2: if you could drive any car, like any price car,
Speaker 2: what car.
Speaker 1: Would you drive? Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't it's gonna it makes me seem boring. I
Speaker 5: just like, well, okay, you know what I really want
Speaker 5: right now? After trying to snowboard and realizing you cannot
Speaker 5: have two wheel drive, I'm just kidding A nice I
Speaker 5: want to have a four wheel drive Subaru?
Speaker 1: Is that? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the new kind.
Speaker 1: That's the best.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're nice.
Speaker 3: I just told Cooperman to get one of those because
Speaker 3: she was trying to find a car.
Speaker 5: I mean, I like, hey, you know what I've noticed,
Speaker 5: because they're electronic, do you teslas not need to have
Speaker 5: license plates because they never have license plates?
Speaker 4: Is it because they have no emissions so they don't
Speaker 4: have to play by the rules.
Speaker 2: I don't think so that would be great because then
Speaker 2: you could crush into things and drive away laughing, and
Speaker 2: no one would.
Speaker 1: Right, No, that's why I'm asking. That's what I want.
Speaker 1: Do you think they're on the back and you're only
Speaker 1: seeing the front with no license plates?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm seeing the back with just like a bear
Speaker 4: car with no plate.
Speaker 5: Maybe the temporary I think you don't have to get
Speaker 5: go through the emissions and everything, but you of course
Speaker 5: have to pay street TAXI.
Speaker 1: Street and you have to stay pay street prices for
Speaker 1: street credit.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's just the type of person that gets a
Speaker 5: Tesla's like, I don't have to play by your rules.
Speaker 1: I bet it is. I have a space car and
Speaker 1: I'm rich. I'm rich.
Speaker 4: We are getting our drinks.
Speaker 3: This is this is quality podcast.
Speaker 1: It's well, you know what, there's always lulls.
Speaker 5: Why shouldn't they show people should Yeah, not always.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we're non stop firing.
Speaker 1: Sometimes well you know, when we're up in the hills
Speaker 1: of Burbank Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's something about that air. It just keeps us going.
Speaker 3: It's magical.
Speaker 4: Now we're on the.
Speaker 1: Flats, there's a lot of you know, the flats.
Speaker 4: They were in the flats.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of eggs haumst, a lot of civilian
Speaker 5: a lot of pedestrians. It's hard to like keep your
Speaker 5: brain flowing to me obstacles. Got those bananas?
Speaker 3: Old? Those are old bananas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, boy, the window on when a banana is advertising
Speaker 5: to me is getting smaller and smaller.
Speaker 1: It's short, it's true.
Speaker 4: I mean, I am a person that has garbage in
Speaker 4: their car. There's just have garbage in my ca. I
Speaker 4: just throw it down and sometimes I let it sit there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I let it.
Speaker 1: Sit there for days, care till it smells weird.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's never perishables.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, thank you. Thanks great, here, I'll put that somewhere. Great, terrific.
Speaker 4: We're off.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: And why did I think there was a gas pump
Speaker 5: in the back and we were driving off? Because that
Speaker 5: used to be a gas station, That's why. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: was having that flashback of a memory of a person
Speaker 5: that got gased there once in the fifties.
Speaker 1: That's right, you were embodying that person.
Speaker 3: Filler up, mac, that you kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, hey mac boy, this that's even going to
Speaker 4: be audible, right Oh look, oh.
Speaker 1: It's launched.
Speaker 4: It caused me to have this inn esophageal spasm.
Speaker 3: The Lower Highland has some real cement problems everybody.
Speaker 1: I'll say it, and I.
Speaker 5: Guess it is caused by the swelling and shrinkage of
Speaker 5: heat and cooling where there's weather that fine with water.
Speaker 2: Yes, And it's such a gorgeous day because it's been
Speaker 2: raining and now the sky is bright blue and the
Speaker 2: clouds are big thunder pets.
Speaker 1: See the Hollywood Hill Mountain.
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 3: It's the Hollywood Hill Mountain.
Speaker 4: It is the Hollywood Hill Mountain.
Speaker 1: This is crisp.
Speaker 5: It's vibrant, looks like it's been through some of the
Speaker 5: drama filter on snap Seed.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite filter apps, the drama filter.
Speaker 1: Describe that to me?
Speaker 3: How does it make?
Speaker 1: How does it change?
Speaker 5: Well, a long time ago, when when Nicky Glazer is
Speaker 5: doing more like photography on Instagram and I I would
Speaker 5: all of her photos look beautiful.
Speaker 4: I'm like, do you own a camera?
Speaker 5: She's like, no, it's just the drama filter on snap Seed,
Speaker 5: and I've taken the reins. I apply that to a
Speaker 5: lot of my landscapes. Sure, and I'll be damned if
Speaker 5: I don't get tons of compliments. That's the snap seed filter.
Speaker 5: Snap Seed with the drama option. There's a lot of
Speaker 5: options on there. You're gonna want to go straight to drama.
Speaker 5: You can save the other options on that app for
Speaker 5: your mama, drove us for you. I bring in everywhere
Speaker 5: to relationships.
Speaker 1: Yep, drum, oh shit, you know where I'm going back
Speaker 1: up to that sucks, Oh where I have to change.
Speaker 1: I'm going back up to that nightmare that we're right
Speaker 1: right out of there we already hadn't okay, so we
Speaker 1: go over here to get her.
Speaker 5: Well, it's part of this podcast, especially when we are
Speaker 5: going to the airport.
Speaker 4: Wasn't that awful trying to orchestrate the time? It would
Speaker 4: be impossible.
Speaker 1: That was the worst.
Speaker 5: But today is we are adhering to the old plan
Speaker 5: because we are picking Kara up from what I'm assuming
Speaker 5: it was a Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Meeting on a Sunday.
Speaker 4: I mean, no one knows to promotion in Hollywood just
Speaker 4: to have brunch with a friend.
Speaker 5: That is the epicenter, and that's that's where Seacrest goes
Speaker 5: in and out.
Speaker 1: True, that is true.
Speaker 3: She must have an ad dish or something like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, with the access TV less going to be crest Own. God,
Speaker 5: Ryan Seacrest is the king of this.
Speaker 1: Town, isn't He's doing it all.
Speaker 4: He looks a little weird lately. He slightly started to age.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: He also, we were just talking about this, the when
Speaker 3: you get plastic surgery face.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, sorry, it wasn't. It wasn't with you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just was talking with somebody where. After a while,
Speaker 2: if you get enough plastic surgery, everybody starts to look
Speaker 2: like the joker.
Speaker 3: There's no other way to look with plastics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he used to have like a smile, like he
Speaker 4: is timidly smiling. I kind of want to show my teeth.
Speaker 4: But now he goes all the way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like he really flexes said face, and he uses
Speaker 5: all the muscles, Yes.
Speaker 4: Even the ones that you use normally for frowning, he
Speaker 4: uses those for.
Speaker 3: Smiles, for sinister smiling.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: And then well, it's funny my esophageal spasms that I've
Speaker 5: been happening. That's where I'm eating and I go to
Speaker 5: swallow and the food remains in my chest and then
Speaker 5: both pecks. It feels like art attack, and it happens
Speaker 5: every other time I eat. Now they are going to
Speaker 5: put botox in my That's that's all real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean as soft as elspasms is such a
Speaker 2: funny reference, but then it's actually happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know me. People are like, oh you.
Speaker 5: Look, you look out for your age, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: you should see my insides. It's nothing but and so
Speaker 5: I'm getting botox where I'm old on the inside, I'm
Speaker 5: getting it.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's either that or a balloon.
Speaker 1: What if it gives you crazy Beverly Hills divorce divorced
Speaker 1: SA face? Yeah, just on the inside though, So it's
Speaker 1: more of your attitude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I already have that attitude.
Speaker 1: Girl.
Speaker 4: No man's gonna hold me down again, No way.
Speaker 1: You're a real coogar and a milth.
Speaker 4: It's fun.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 5: Who I wonder when sometimes when people are driving unnecessarily fast,
Speaker 5: they think other cars are going to be like, oh wow,
Speaker 5: I wish I had that kind of confidence.
Speaker 4: Yes, I do, like showing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, They're like, who is that?
Speaker 3: Oh, here's for USA?
Speaker 1: Great? Yeah, who is that? Who is that?
Speaker 3: Danger seeker?
Speaker 2: I want to be like so much, and it's just like, actually,
Speaker 2: most of the time, I just want to yell slow
Speaker 2: down at.
Speaker 1: The top of my lungs.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And he deserves it because he was an v
Speaker 4: Honda CRB.
Speaker 5: That's not a performance vehicle no, and isn't equipped for
Speaker 5: sudden things that might happen in the road in the least.
Speaker 2: And this is fucking La where dumb people live and drive,
Speaker 2: So you can't ever go fifty because there will always
Speaker 2: be someone like throwing a bag of cats out in
Speaker 2: front of you or whatever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one of my better cat bag stories. It
Speaker 5: actually happened. And the correction they were specifically kitten.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh so bad at this. Sorry, Hi, Hi, good
Speaker 1: to see Caro. You too. We've been talking about you.
Speaker 1: I know it. We have taken so long. Sorry. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they throw everything over shoulder. I'm so sorry. We were
Speaker 1: already going.
Speaker 4: To be late.
Speaker 1: It's like this first time has been sunny in a
Speaker 1: million years. I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 4: Look at the look at that mountain.
Speaker 5: Look at the crisp the crispiness, if you will, Karen,
Speaker 5: look at the christiness.
Speaker 1: Of the Hollywood mountains gone.
Speaker 4: But we look at the Christmas look at the nature
Speaker 4: we live on.
Speaker 1: This gorgeous building. Look at this Christmas building. Look at Bossonova,
Speaker 1: the cafe. Gorgeous guys. Thanks for the ride, Hey girl,
Speaker 1: you in your meeting with Sea crassco and pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm hosting American. I don't know that's been a goal.
Speaker 5: So we just made jokes earlier. But it wasn't where
Speaker 5: I thought. I don't know where he does that where
Speaker 5: there's a background.
Speaker 1: But what I was doing, I was I was at
Speaker 1: a podcast Okay, sorry, I mean rival rival, Yeah we do, no,
Speaker 1: we it's West Coast. It was just some podcast that
Speaker 1: these two girls do called am I an asshole? And you,
Speaker 1: just like they do, you just ask questions like does
Speaker 1: this make me an asshole? Does this make me an asshole?
Speaker 1: And most of the stuff I was like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty perfect, Yeah, not an asshole all my an asshole
Speaker 1: for like one of them was like, am I an
Speaker 1: asshole for being a vegetarian who hates mushrooms? I think
Speaker 1: it does make me an asshole?
Speaker 4: No, it just makes it harder. I know my moms vegetarian.
Speaker 5: And most of the burgers and entrees like just a
Speaker 5: giant portobello that was like them.
Speaker 1: I tried to eat the shakeshack Portobello. It's literally deep
Speaker 1: fried and filled with cheese, and I still don't taste
Speaker 1: the mushroom. Oh wow, mushrooms are I mean, if you
Speaker 1: have that setting, do you like cilantro? No? Same here,
Speaker 1: there's a certain taste. Mushrooms taste like dirt to me.
Speaker 1: Cilantro tastes like so like there's all these things where
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is not for eating, right, don't give
Speaker 1: me that. Avocado tastes like dirt like avocado.
Speaker 5: Interesting, My stepmom, you know, just slice just regular gray mushrooms.
Speaker 5: She says she can't eat them because she feels like
Speaker 5: it looks like sliced mice.
Speaker 3: That's like true gray color.
Speaker 5: Great, She's like, it looks like sliced mice. And it
Speaker 5: took me actually looking at one. You have to have
Speaker 5: one in front of you for that if you're eating
Speaker 5: from your kitchen, especially grouse canned one. Is there anything
Speaker 5: worse than canned mushrooms?
Speaker 3: Frozen brissels out pretty gross.
Speaker 4: We're just listing reasons we don't really like our grandparents
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: What is going on? Yes, yes, you you guys not
Speaker 1: too much.
Speaker 4: You have an album coming out, I have an album
Speaker 4: coming out.
Speaker 1: I have a baby coming out. Yeah, a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Baby coming out. The baby's dropping and I think like
Speaker 1: four weeks. Yeah, I'm like nine months pregnant. I think
Speaker 1: I've seen you since I've been pregnant. I just like
Speaker 1: wasn't telling people. I waited a little longer than most
Speaker 1: because I want to get work sure, so I like
Speaker 1: didn't put it on social media, and like was kind
Speaker 1: of just telling people face to face when I when
Speaker 1: I started showing and like, yeah, this is not just
Speaker 1: me getting into carbs. So yeah, so yeah, that's happening soon.
Speaker 1: My album's coming out on the eighth of March.
Speaker 3: Nice and what's the name.
Speaker 1: It's called Undefeated Love the Baby, which ironic is a
Speaker 1: reference to getting pregnant. Like I do a joke where
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've never been pregnant, I'm undefeated now, Like
Speaker 1: why when I recorded it, I wasn't now and your
Speaker 1: nim defeated, fully defeated. But yeah, it's my first album.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. It's very cool. Yes, I recorded it at
Speaker 1: the UCB East in New York, where I used to
Speaker 1: run a stand up show for many years before I
Speaker 1: moved out to Seacrest Country. Yeah, it's greble. It's gone
Speaker 1: now all right?
Speaker 4: Really well.
Speaker 1: The Chelsea one closed a while ago, a year ago,
Speaker 1: bad bad problems. The Chelsea one closed because they were
Speaker 1: not American Disabilities Act compliant and so, and I think
Speaker 1: they thought that they were going to probably get tossed
Speaker 1: out because of a developer at some point, so they
Speaker 1: just moved spaces instead of becoming a compliant. And then
Speaker 1: The Beast just closed last month. Oh yeah, they just
Speaker 1: closed East because I think East Village we're just skyrocketing.
Speaker 1: And they now are at a place called Subculture from
Speaker 1: Thursday to Sunday. So my show still survived. I have
Speaker 1: a show called If You Build It? But still you
Speaker 1: guys ever want to do it? If you're in New York.
Speaker 4: So both have moved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so now one's one in Hell's Kitchen, and now
Speaker 1: there's one that's opened four days a week in another
Speaker 1: venue called The Beast. Yes it was UCB East, Oh
Speaker 1: the Beast.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Comedy nerds, Oh my god, there's nothing funnier to me
Speaker 1: when like stand up comics all.
Speaker 3: Take a picture, do you ever together?
Speaker 1: And then they're like murderers Row. It's like, no, dude,
Speaker 1: you think about ways to describe riding the bus like
Speaker 1: you're not relaxed, you.
Speaker 4: Get onto escalator, just stone cold killers.
Speaker 1: Murderers Row. All of our metaphors and our similes have roommates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I do.
Speaker 4: You're right there are no murderers with roommates.
Speaker 1: It's too much to cover. Yeah, and why do they?
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to live alone's murder?
Speaker 1: Oh I will Ted Bundy had a girl or girlfriend
Speaker 1: that he lived with, Yeah the whole time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do a joke about that.
Speaker 1: On my album if you want to hear the rest,
Speaker 1: but my perfect teaser, the best of zeus rolling that
Speaker 1: in just the private lives of serial killer content that
Speaker 1: you're going to get. I feel like the last time
Speaker 1: I saw you was that birthday party downtown at the
Speaker 1: Irish Bar.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Was it Jared's birthday? No, it was Neil Casey's birthday.
Speaker 1: It was Neil Casey's birthday, that's right. Yeah, And we
Speaker 1: were trying to maybe get our friend to talk to
Speaker 1: a guy, and there was a lot, a lot of
Speaker 1: things happening. It was so odd.
Speaker 2: It was like this huge Irish bar with a bunch
Speaker 2: of different rooms and it felt like you could just
Speaker 2: go from room to room and.
Speaker 1: Be like I'm like this now over here another Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in the ski ballroom now, you know, I'm like
Speaker 1: a guys were all I know, I'm like in college
Speaker 1: and I'm just having fun with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was every every room was different than there
Speaker 2: was just a bunch of old comedians standing at the
Speaker 2: bar going what are we doing?
Speaker 1: There were a lot of comedians there who had had
Speaker 1: gotten babysitters for the night, like a lot trying to
Speaker 1: make the most of it.
Speaker 4: But it was fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all downstairs that place, I I know what you're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I've been there. You go down you know, I've been
Speaker 5: to all the Irish all were one that's made out
Speaker 5: of an instrument and an animal.
Speaker 4: You got your your cat and fiddle your pigs and
Speaker 4: your whistles.
Speaker 1: And you've been to the one that it's cranes or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like it used to be an old bank vault.
Speaker 1: Oh no, So it's like so they do a comedy
Speaker 1: show there and it's kind of like amazing because even
Speaker 1: if there's only like ten people, the acoustics are so
Speaker 1: good because it's a bank vault, so traps all this.
Speaker 1: It's downtown also, that's it's like, uh yeah, I think
Speaker 1: he's called Cream.
Speaker 5: That's Jeremy Rogers. He's an ex pro skateboarder that decided
Speaker 5: to become a rapper and work saw that person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a gamble. It is.
Speaker 4: It was a gamble and everyone knew it was.
Speaker 1: But you do you at some point have to like
Speaker 1: hang up your skateboard, like look, I you know how,
Speaker 1: Like you can't swim, really you can'tnot swimming, you can't
Speaker 1: do ballet, you past over, You're like skateboarding late as seventeen.
Speaker 5: He was like mid twenties and he's like, no, I'm
Speaker 5: at the top of my skateboarding career, but I'm going
Speaker 5: to wrap And then he had samples of it and everyone's.
Speaker 4: Like, oh no, no, you don't, don't do this.
Speaker 3: No, his name again, jere Jeremy Rogers, Jimminy Yes, meant.
Speaker 1: Around Jeremy with an e.
Speaker 3: At the end, Jeremy j didn't know me.
Speaker 1: He didn't have an older sister, so it was like
Speaker 1: Jerome Jerome.
Speaker 4: With an yeah.
Speaker 5: And he was such a innocent, like there's he was
Speaker 5: such a young, sweet kid. And now he's got just good.
Speaker 1: He's headed to the arc light right now. I think
Speaker 1: you catch it. He still gets to go to the
Speaker 1: fanciest movie just catching him matinee, isn't it romantic. He's
Speaker 1: out in the lobby. My name is sir man, I'm
Speaker 1: here today. Stop it. Well, there is always a guy
Speaker 1: outside the arc light trying to sell his rap CD.
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever been approached by him? No, he's
Speaker 1: like weirdly charming. He always like if he sees you
Speaker 1: with a friend or he like, he'll be like lady like,
Speaker 1: he kind of gets if he sees me with my husband,
Speaker 1: he'll be like, your wife is beautiful. Don't you want
Speaker 1: to buy our a CD?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Get do it?
Speaker 1: And he's so maybe that guy's meeting up with him
Speaker 1: for like some street Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Still yeah, I just am not good at the street hustling.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I am good. Let's get together.
Speaker 5: There are so many of those guys in Venice, like
Speaker 5: selling their music or handing it out, and it's I'm
Speaker 5: like and I every time, I'm like, I do not
Speaker 5: have any apparatus that plays CDs?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 4: That kind of gets me out.
Speaker 1: Of gott Oh you're so nice, thank you? Do you
Speaker 1: guys know? Has that ever worked? Has any is anyone
Speaker 1: behind the music story ever? Like I happen to give
Speaker 1: my CD on the subway to Ludacris, Yeah, Andrew WK.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, now, maybe it's something Ludacris gave his CD to
Speaker 1: somebody on like a subway. I think. I think Ludacris
Speaker 1: used to sell his CDs out of the back of
Speaker 1: his car. That's how that's part of his lord's I know.
Speaker 1: But he also was a DJ, so he probably didn't
Speaker 1: have to do that that much. I love Ludacris because
Speaker 1: to me, he's the funniest rapper. He's fucking hilarious. His
Speaker 1: rap raps are so funny. Yeah, he's like, why is
Speaker 1: anybody rapping about more seriousness? Ye?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: My favorite rap has always been sence a humor rap, right,
Speaker 5: sense to humor rap.
Speaker 1: You know genre I've created that's been around a while.
Speaker 3: And Ye, there's nothing worse than comedians wrapping.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, so many try.
Speaker 3: I mean, my name is Karen and I'm here.
Speaker 1: To this is a microphone. Take it away from me
Speaker 1: please for a minute, because I shouldn't be doing this
Speaker 1: as a comedy. Run it. I don't know. You guys
Speaker 1: are like, we're pretty good. It was like what weird.
Speaker 4: On the right?
Speaker 5: We say we established we don't like it and then
Speaker 5: give you an example, and then all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: Your example goes platinum. Everyone has a new ringtone for
Speaker 1: your project. Ludacris hearing it. What the fuck? This is
Speaker 1: exactly what I've always wanted to do.
Speaker 4: This is the best sense of humor rap I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: I love that in the music store you would still
Speaker 1: go to Sam Goodie. It would be like gangster sense
Speaker 1: of humor? Christian? What is?
Speaker 2: Do you have a bit kara that you are embarrassed
Speaker 2: like in any kind of a rap situation from your
Speaker 2: act all throughout your career that you're really.
Speaker 1: Embarrassed of now, like if we saw tape of it? Oh,
Speaker 1: on tape of my tape?
Speaker 4: Like a like like an you had or a one
Speaker 4: where you do reggae like.
Speaker 1: I currently do. Yeah, mine mine was.
Speaker 3: I used to recite a Shakespeare's on it, but in
Speaker 3: a cheerleader's voice.
Speaker 2: So it's just it wasn't actually written comedy. It was
Speaker 2: just like recitation for credit. You know those kinds of
Speaker 2: bits where when you start out and you think it's
Speaker 2: good and then later on you're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I want to kill myself over there. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think like you're like, I've always been
Speaker 1: pretty solid, always been like really good at comedy. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I like I think it Like the beginning when I
Speaker 1: was doing stand up, I was, I was just like
Speaker 1: telling long bit like stories or whatever. And so I
Speaker 1: had one about the like drug dealing hot vendor at
Speaker 1: my college, like he would actually deal birth control pills
Speaker 1: as well, And I think I would like do his voice.
Speaker 1: And I don't think I was supposed to be doing it, Like,
Speaker 1: I think that I would be embarrassed if you guys
Speaker 1: all heard me doing Leon's voice. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: it was great. I wasn't. I was. I obviously thought
Speaker 1: he was one of the most you know, brilliant characters
Speaker 1: from my child from my college days. Sure, but I am.
Speaker 1: I really was.
Speaker 5: It's amazed when a comic gets away with doing an
Speaker 5: accent like a race based action and it doesn't affect me.
Speaker 4: There is a way to do it, And I think
Speaker 4: that the main thing is you don't look like you
Speaker 4: can't be like a white, blue eyed.
Speaker 1: Dude exactly because it's funny.
Speaker 2: I was, but ten years ago, everyone's tastes were set
Speaker 2: very differently, and it's a new thing with people basically,
Speaker 2: I think people of color coming up and going, yeah,
Speaker 2: just don't do that anymore. Right, We've had to put
Speaker 2: up with this shit long enough.
Speaker 1: Don't do it any more, and people going, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we get it, you don't like it, and we won't
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, until you're at the Ice House, a place that
Speaker 5: for some reason books me and the audience is all
Speaker 5: types of folks and.
Speaker 4: They expect race based comedy and I don't have any.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have one joke.
Speaker 5: About redheads that I apologize about. I have no and
Speaker 5: they and I don't do well there. And then the
Speaker 5: next person's like, you know how this group is?
Speaker 2: And has anyone seen the television show Whiskey Cavalier?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is that really? Has anyone seen ninety
Speaker 1: million ads for it? Yes? I have never seen a
Speaker 1: show so promoted like I think because the oscars were
Speaker 1: on the channel that it's on. It is literally who
Speaker 1: is Scott Folly? And that's my question. I have all
Speaker 1: the answers for you. Yeah, fully is from Felicity, which
Speaker 1: I guess we're still given. Yeah, car Russell's there, and
Speaker 1: then she is apparently famous from Walking Dead, which I
Speaker 1: don't watch. But that's like a probably sure, so she's
Speaker 1: a big character walking down Yeah. Yeah, so this is
Speaker 1: like this. She's c I A, he's FBI, and they
Speaker 1: have to work together. Loving it. I am love.
Speaker 5: I love the subtle differences which C I A and
Speaker 5: FBI protocoling angels.
Speaker 1: They're basically monketters and capulates of the federal jurisdiction during murders.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's just like Sheriff and police comedy, yet differences.
Speaker 1: Imagine the Blazers.
Speaker 5: Whiskey cavalier though that's just a couple of words I
Speaker 5: don't want to even.
Speaker 1: Hear on their own. And like they're they're trying to
Speaker 1: do like funny commercials. Like there's a commercial that she
Speaker 1: does that's supposed to look like a tampon commercial, but
Speaker 1: like the tampon's a bomb, and so she's like, I
Speaker 1: need something that looks small and discreet and then throws
Speaker 1: it and it's like a bomb. And they're just really
Speaker 1: laying it on so thick, and I guess there's supposed
Speaker 1: to be sexual at tension between them and a whole
Speaker 1: will they won't they? And I'm just the fact that
Speaker 1: it's called whiskey cavalier. Yeah, I've been complaining about it
Speaker 1: for days.
Speaker 4: Oh that's great. I'm so glad we sun.
Speaker 1: Bill part of it. I feel like there's now that
Speaker 1: we're talking about it and I'm hearing the name that
Speaker 1: I've heard the name and it's someone famous producing it,
Speaker 1: Like say it's.
Speaker 3: A is it A it's a Scott Wolf of Scott Wolf,
Speaker 3: Dick Wolf. Yeah, or it's someone in that vein of
Speaker 3: like someone famous, but that that.
Speaker 5: Billboard screamed of a you know from the people that
Speaker 5: brought you Hawaii five os. Yeah, current unwatched on television
Speaker 5: show it's in its twelfth years.
Speaker 1: That is, they don't have to be good to last. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the magic of Hollywood.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's amazing when you hear that's dat, Like how
Speaker 5: long Bones has been on without no one's ever watched it?
Speaker 5: Or like you know the highest paid actors Mark Harmon
Speaker 5: wet from the Cores commercials. Yes, it's like, no, he's
Speaker 5: on seventeen that CSN tis that you've never watched.
Speaker 1: There was just a skin phos I heard about. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh right, like something going on with like their residuals
Speaker 1: or they're they're they were keeping that show makes so
Speaker 1: much money and a Fox was keeping a bunch of
Speaker 1: the money and not reporting the actual earnings. So they
Speaker 1: were ripping off the EPs and the stars because they
Speaker 1: all that was all percentages.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, and yeah, so they basically were hiding the
Speaker 3: percentages and not paying their people their full amount.
Speaker 1: Yi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bones, come on, guys, and it's like one hundred
Speaker 2: and seventy million dollars that they have.
Speaker 1: To pay out. Oh wow, yeah, I was just reading
Speaker 1: that article the other day. Yikes. Yeah, they have it.
Speaker 1: I'm not nervous about Fox. No, I think Fox is
Speaker 1: doing good, got it, They're doing really good the money.
Speaker 1: You wow, what a bunch of dicks?
Speaker 4: When am I making this up?
Speaker 5: That when Fox first came out, it was was News
Speaker 5: and the Simpsons, like News and just the Simpsons.
Speaker 4: It wasn't that the first thing.
Speaker 1: I'm married with children and yeah yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 2: It was a little janky at first, like it seemed
Speaker 2: like the fourteen year old boys station, right, and then
Speaker 2: they developed it out from there, like when it eventually
Speaker 2: got to the twenty four level.
Speaker 1: But at first, yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Was that's cymb fourteen to twenty four. There's other networks
Speaker 4: like True TV is like.
Speaker 1: Let's go for forty.
Speaker 2: TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're trying the only thing.
Speaker 5: I really want to watch it, do you guys? I
Speaker 5: love Amy Sedaris. Every time I see even a clip
Speaker 5: of her, I like, always, he's the best. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: is there anyone that doesn't think she's the best?
Speaker 1: I feel like, no, no, I don't know why I'm
Speaker 1: asking you. Maybe controversial, but I did watch the show
Speaker 1: a couple times and was like, I'm having a hard
Speaker 1: time getting into it. And I think that might mean
Speaker 1: because I'm such a super fan of Strangers with Candy
Speaker 1: right right, I'm just like talking like she's talking so enormous,
Speaker 1: not Jerry blank back. But I mean I think the
Speaker 1: show is like super cute and fun. It's just it
Speaker 1: was was what I was expecting.
Speaker 4: I'll say that, yeah, yeah, it's just to.
Speaker 1: Throw the pod and get the podcasts, just like advocate that.
Speaker 1: I like everything about the front seat. I'm in the
Speaker 1: front seat.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it is like a mock cooking show, like
Speaker 4: a right, yeah, go ahead, yeah crafting d I y.
Speaker 1: She has like she has like very funny people on,
Speaker 1: like she'll have genre ly and like Cole's he's like
Speaker 1: a magical comedian the best. And there's a lot of
Speaker 1: police activity today. What's going on? People are getting turned
Speaker 1: on Sunday? Is it just because it's the Sabbath? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's you know what it is is? Uh? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't have to don't worry about it.
Speaker 5: Your whole life, people have done things for you, will
Speaker 5: drive that way.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it's Ash Sunday, but that's incorrect.
Speaker 1: That's incorrect. It's Ash Wednesday. So it's some It's like
Speaker 1: palm home. I think, so oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: believe we're out. I think, get some fresh fish and
Speaker 1: get inside. I can't believe there is.
Speaker 4: In charcoal on my forehead. I grew up not knowing it.
Speaker 1: I'm Jewish.
Speaker 2: And I'm looking to both of you, but luckily you're
Speaker 2: not judging me because you don't know either.
Speaker 5: I went once and there was just a lot of
Speaker 5: painful kneeling and I was like a kid, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: this is bad on my knees.
Speaker 1: I was not going to somebody yesterday at a party
Speaker 1: who was like who was like my niece is getting christened,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't think I can go into the
Speaker 1: Catholic church anymore because I everything. Yeah, and I was like, interesting,
Speaker 1: maybe I can use that as an excuse to not
Speaker 1: go to any more Catholic lass weddings. Yeah, like meet
Speaker 1: you at the reception. Yeah, I don't believe, you know,
Speaker 1: I just can't. Just it's like a that's gonna to
Speaker 1: bring the Catholic child abose scandal. Yes not? Was that
Speaker 1: not one of the other people you.
Speaker 5: Guys said A week I've been I've mentioned ten times
Speaker 5: bags a dad and cats always.
Speaker 4: Comes up for me.
Speaker 3: So I even been not afraid to go there exactly.
Speaker 5: Let's the point in And when I say cats, I
Speaker 5: met kittens even worse. But the news lately has been
Speaker 5: something I even been paying attention to. I feel like
Speaker 5: I should be watching this Cohen stuff and I but
Speaker 5: there is a bitchop a bishop or with Catholic there
Speaker 5: was a chin a bitch like he was the coolest
Speaker 5: he serfs and everything, but it's only to get close
Speaker 5: to the kids, apparently.
Speaker 2: Yeah he was a Yeah there was a new guy, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: there's there's always a new guy.
Speaker 3: They always instead of prosecuting him, they just moved them around.
Speaker 3: It's super creepy, right, It's the reason my mom stopped,
Speaker 3: she stopped going to church when I was in high school,
Speaker 3: maybe a little bit after high school.
Speaker 2: One of the first like the spotlight Catholic scandal broke
Speaker 2: in my life, was like, I'm not doing this anymore,
Speaker 2: and we were like every Sunday. My dad still goes
Speaker 2: to church every Sunday, but my mom was like, he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He also tells me when I'm going through particularly.
Speaker 3: Difficult or punk rock times in my life. He's always
Speaker 3: like saying to my sister, like, my sister will be like, Dad,
Speaker 3: you're up so early this morning, and he's like, I
Speaker 3: went to church to pray for your sister. That's been
Speaker 3: spoken in our house.
Speaker 1: Many many of that amazing. Oh yeah, he'll let her
Speaker 1: know though, you see, you're doing great. You know what,
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm going to send him a nice car.
Speaker 1: He has proof, thinks, no matter what, Catholicism still works
Speaker 1: these peoples, Dad, Dad, I have health insurance.
Speaker 2: Security in an insecure world, all because of your connection
Speaker 2: to the Lord.
Speaker 5: That's such a loaded tude. Does your sister feel like,
Speaker 5: why aren't you praying for me? Or does she just
Speaker 5: then know she's the favorite.
Speaker 1: She's always a senate exactly.
Speaker 2: She's definitely always been the favorite, and she's definitely jealous
Speaker 2: of all my prayers, not just my dad, everybody praise.
Speaker 1: That's just what you want to keep you up. That's
Speaker 1: like a faction of your fan base, that's right, the people,
Speaker 1: the people that are doing the rosary in my name,
Speaker 1: just keeping me alive one more day.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: Now, let's talk about this baby in your back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the baby? Is it the flavor? We
Speaker 1: are not finding out. Ye're doing a rab bag, right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna just wait. It's like we're just gonna wait
Speaker 1: till it's like five, and it's just gonna tell us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll reveal itself to us.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: Here's my name, here's my security information you might need,
Speaker 1: here's my pronouns. Yeah, we're basically just uh not finding out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that makes the most sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just doing a little surprise. I don't really
Speaker 1: feel like I would have done a pink bedroom or
Speaker 1: something about a girl or like a skateboard bedroom if
Speaker 1: it was a boyful right, right exactly?
Speaker 5: So yeah, and my just to be a boy that's
Speaker 5: passed a learned to love pink like me, he would sigh,
Speaker 5: Angeline earlier.
Speaker 3: Oh you did in her car, she was right behind me.
Speaker 1: And you know, I've seen her a bunch of times
Speaker 1: and it's always such a fun sighting. It really is
Speaker 1: the best. That got a great pick.
Speaker 2: She was just right behind us. It couldn't have been
Speaker 2: more fateful, more magical.
Speaker 3: I wasn't just.
Speaker 1: Talking to someone the other day about her, because I
Speaker 1: was asking. I was like, how does she afford the
Speaker 1: billboard that like is always off sugar daddy? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: someone said she her husband like owns a billboard company
Speaker 1: or something or whoever it is. But that sounds also
Speaker 1: like someone made it up. But there's a.
Speaker 2: Documentary about her, and in the in it she because
Speaker 2: she's been doing it since the seventies and it started
Speaker 2: out with a sugar daddy that was just paying for it.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what I heard, Okay, But they said
Speaker 1: her current that would be amazing if.
Speaker 2: She married the guy that like does the picture was
Speaker 2: giving up on his family's billboards.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then someone was saying that in all of
Speaker 1: her interviews, like she avoids all questions like about her past,
Speaker 1: like if you're ever like when did you come to
Speaker 1: la or how old are you or like anything? Well,
Speaker 1: of course, I mean I don't know if anyone's dumb
Speaker 1: enough to ask like anything that would like even allude
Speaker 1: to that, like you know, who are the big influences
Speaker 1: when you moved to la because you can kind of
Speaker 1: figure out like guitar pets. I mean like yeah, So
Speaker 1: I just think it's so funny that she apparently is
Speaker 1: super evasive in all interviews and just will be like,
Speaker 1: just talk about my new project, or let's talk about
Speaker 1: which I don't what does she do? Nothing?
Speaker 2: I mean her new project would be another billboard, really
Speaker 2: video reala.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't sing, she doesn't she have a catch
Speaker 1: phrase even it's like cats phrases. Look up, there's my billboard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess you don't ask a lot of questions
Speaker 5: of someone that leisurely wears a veil.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like and also I saw her at that
Speaker 1: store on Laurel Canyon that's like mid Laurel Canyon that
Speaker 1: you know, that store on the right hand side like
Speaker 1: a market. Yeah, and we were both in there. She
Speaker 1: was in line in front of me, and she kept
Speaker 1: she wouldn't look up at the cashier, and she was
Speaker 1: turning her face away from me, like toward the door. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of trans am.
Speaker 2: Because she had a lot of, of course, wrinkles around
Speaker 2: her mouth and like out here in the face, and
Speaker 2: it looked kind of.
Speaker 1: Like cray paper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a really delicate skin.
Speaker 1: So I think she has that, like too much surgery skin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like how I mean, God bless her to still
Speaker 1: be pulling a sugar daddy. And she's got to be
Speaker 1: sixty something, right, Oh, I think she's older than seventies.
Speaker 2: I think so, my gosh, because she's honestly been doing
Speaker 2: it since the seventies, right, and so that would be
Speaker 2: fifty years almost.
Speaker 4: My god. We were in a thrift store and there
Speaker 4: was a.
Speaker 5: Box to sign up for a day with Angeline, and
Speaker 5: my ex girlfriend Madison put her name in there and
Speaker 5: won I was picked up her and drove around with her.
Speaker 1: So I was just wondering how she makes her money,
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, it's just all silent auctions. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that there was.
Speaker 4: She did have to pay fill up with gas or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it was nothing. But because everybody I know
Speaker 1: that sees her sees her at a gas station, I'm like,
Speaker 1: she must be constantly just gassing up because she what
Speaker 1: did she do?
Speaker 5: She drives She actually has more in common than Ryan Gosling,
Speaker 5: she than anyone.
Speaker 1: She's She's just now a living billboard. She bring it
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, yeah, I got to watch this doc
Speaker 1: about her. She really fascinates me. She's like one of
Speaker 1: the I mean, you just I've only lived here a
Speaker 1: few years and she's one of the first people you
Speaker 1: hear about. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look you can if you google her early billboards,
Speaker 2: you see what she used to look like before any
Speaker 2: plast surgery.
Speaker 1: She just looks like any other kind of Fera facet type,
Speaker 1: acts like a Morgan fair Child. Yes, exactly, that's her, exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And now but up close, you said she looks like Dusty. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you can't. I'm sorry. It's like life will change
Speaker 1: your face. That's especially if you're driving your ass around
Speaker 1: Los Angeles in a convertible. I mean you're going to
Speaker 1: pull down that all of that. Uh oh my god,
Speaker 1: all of that? What do you What is it that
Speaker 1: they always talk about college?
Speaker 2: Yes, they're precious college rights.
Speaker 1: She needs college and donors. She's out. Yeah, she's got
Speaker 1: none down to or less reserves for sure? Is I
Speaker 1: bet you that's scientology? Whatever happened?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a period.
Speaker 1: It really does look like whatever it is, whatever that is,
Speaker 1: I don't trust it. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I really feel like that woman was going to leap
Speaker 5: in front of the car and then just decided against.
Speaker 1: It and then was like tomorrow. Have you guys ever
Speaker 1: had a traumatic oh, yes, or anything on the pod?
Speaker 1: I mean no one would you know.
Speaker 5: There's been a couple of moments where I thought, well,
Speaker 5: that was close, but we were in the middle of
Speaker 5: It's usually when I was driving.
Speaker 4: There's a reason time. She's a much better driver, and
Speaker 4: I got overwhelmed by talking and.
Speaker 1: Steering at the multitasking.
Speaker 3: It was tough boys. Boys aren't as good as it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Girl. But also one time, a guy to bike We've
Speaker 2: talked about this a million times, threatened us with his
Speaker 2: bike lock because Chris jokingly was like and pretended he.
Speaker 1: Was yelling at this guy. Guy immediately was like, like
Speaker 1: he was going to attack the.
Speaker 4: Car with his bike lolock.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And also in that episode, we saw a fight at
Speaker 5: a bus stop and a guy got knocked out.
Speaker 3: It must have been Palm Sunday, Sunday.
Speaker 1: It was Sunday.
Speaker 5: They had a ash Ash crucifix on their forehead or
Speaker 5: whatever it is.
Speaker 1: We're passing the Magic Castle. Did you guys know that
Speaker 1: there's a I think there's a pilot that is actually
Speaker 1: going to series this year about a woman getting into
Speaker 1: the Magic Castle. Oh really yeah, Oh I think that's
Speaker 1: the premise of the pilot. Someone just told me about
Speaker 1: it yesterday. You know what, forget e ra or any
Speaker 1: kind of thing like that, passing because that's enough for
Speaker 1: me a magician. I'm good. Well, I've been to Magic
Speaker 1: Castle a couple of times, and I have noticed that
Speaker 1: they were like, there's one woman on the picture wall,
Speaker 1: like of all of the magicians, you know, they all
Speaker 1: have their headshots up that are magician headshots? Are you know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A beast of their own? Yeah, and uh hers, there's
Speaker 1: like one old lady that's like weirdly like holding a
Speaker 1: candle or something. And I was like, why are there
Speaker 1: not more female magicians? Like ladies are tricky? And I
Speaker 1: wondered that forgot about men got drunk and forgot about it,
Speaker 1: and uh.
Speaker 3: Now someone's making that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah you weren't the only one. Go through your mind.
Speaker 4: Have you guys ever been to the Magic Castle?
Speaker 1: I have not. I've been. I've been three times and
Speaker 1: I've loved it for three years. Wow, I love it
Speaker 1: so much. You the magician that's getting it too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Three. I really need you guys to kick
Speaker 1: start my beating head to my website. No, I have
Speaker 1: a friend in New York who is a magician slash comedian,
Speaker 1: So when he is there, I can get in with
Speaker 1: him and I don't have to pay for the dinner
Speaker 1: and all that. Right, how's the dinner? Well I did
Speaker 1: that the first time I ever went, and was like,
Speaker 1: it's fine. Yeah, it's not really worth the money. And
Speaker 1: if you don't, yeah, it's expensive and it's like steak
Speaker 1: and potatoes. You know, it's like not really you know.
Speaker 1: In La the second and third times I went, I
Speaker 1: tried to go where they just got me in to
Speaker 1: watch the magic and not eat the dinner, which is great, right,
Speaker 1: but I would say go once and do the dinner
Speaker 1: and the whole experience.
Speaker 4: It's fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like love the magic Castle. And the
Speaker 1: last time I went, I was a little too high,
Speaker 1: Like at one point I was like I have to
Speaker 1: sit down for a sec, and I think I got
Speaker 1: too high. And then I'm always a person that when
Speaker 1: they go, does anyone want to help with the trick?
Speaker 1: I'm always like hell yeah, but I literally averted my eyes,
Speaker 1: kept my hands down. I was like, I'm too high
Speaker 1: for this. And the guy picked me anyway, like he's
Speaker 1: saw I didn't want it so that I didn't want
Speaker 1: it and was like get up here.
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And so then I'm on stage, I'm I'm very high
Speaker 1: and I'm revealing this card trick and I'm just looking
Speaker 1: at my two friends in the audience and they and
Speaker 1: when I revealed the car trick, they're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I was just I thought I was going to die.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, I'm not cut out
Speaker 1: to be too much.
Speaker 5: No, it's I can't imagine that kind of paranoid because
Speaker 5: I get magic puts me on it, I don't.
Speaker 4: I think I'm not into it, and then when I'm
Speaker 4: watching it, I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 1: Well, because you can't.
Speaker 3: I feel like as comics, when we watch other comics,
Speaker 3: you sit there anticipating what the joke's going.
Speaker 1: To be, and you get a lot of pride out
Speaker 1: of being able to know what someone's going to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And that's kind of how comics do it.
Speaker 3: But you can't do that with magicians because the whole
Speaker 3: idea is you're not going to know what I'm about
Speaker 3: to do, right Like that's if you do know what
Speaker 3: a magician's about to do, they suck at magic.
Speaker 1: Well, it's weird.
Speaker 5: There's even professionals that are well known and they do
Speaker 5: buy trick. They are purchased. Only so and so and
Speaker 5: so and so has this trick, so I'll sell it
Speaker 5: to you for four hundred dollars. It's like a hovering table.
Speaker 6: Or something, you know what I'm saying, sir, Like some
Speaker 6: of them are just objects you buy, okay, which takes
Speaker 6: a lot of the mystery out of it. Do I
Speaker 6: hear about one trick being a purchasable hover table?
Speaker 4: It kind of takes me out of.
Speaker 3: It's a lot disappointing.
Speaker 1: One time, you know what I just remembered is one
Speaker 1: time I went to the Haunted corn Maize super High
Speaker 1: and there was an addition entertaining people in the line,
Speaker 1: and uh, he not just a magician, a sword swallower
Speaker 1: and he picked me to pull the sword out of
Speaker 1: his throat. Oh God, and I was out of.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to do this wrong, and
Speaker 2: I said to the guy, please don't make me do this,
Speaker 2: and he was like, you're fine, just pull it up
Speaker 2: when I like look at you or whatever. And so
Speaker 2: of course he's like, just don't hesitate, pull it out
Speaker 2: of my throat. So completely baked out of my head,
Speaker 2: I had to remove the sword from this sorcerer stone.
Speaker 2: My god, horrified, Oh my god, that is traumatic.
Speaker 1: True, it's really making me scared because I just saw
Speaker 1: Sores swallower in Vegas and I was really close up
Speaker 1: to the front and it was like too much. But
Speaker 1: I worked on the show Magic Humans, so I worked
Speaker 1: in a room with a bunch of magicians and they
Speaker 1: told me a lot of how a bunch of the
Speaker 1: tricks were. Oh, and I was like, I kind of forgot.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, still magic is still fine.
Speaker 5: With me, right, But they like, oh, some of it is,
Speaker 5: you know, even if I if it is a purchased
Speaker 5: trick that someone buys, yeah, from a mid fancy high
Speaker 5: end magic store or whatever. There are just slight of
Speaker 5: hand card tricks that I'm like, I mean, I still
Speaker 5: you're a witch. I understand how the world works.
Speaker 1: I love up Closs magic. Yes, it is the best
Speaker 1: at the Magic Castle too.
Speaker 5: It seems yeah, yeah, it seems like you're watching and
Speaker 5: especially given where you're at, it's such a classic form
Speaker 5: of entertainment.
Speaker 4: And but I've I've been turned away twice because of
Speaker 4: not having the right pants. Oh oh.
Speaker 1: I went in there in like a leather jacket that
Speaker 1: is truly the nicest thing that I own, and they
Speaker 1: made me take it off. They were like, no modo jackets.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm there's no grease songs from fixing
Speaker 1: my bike.
Speaker 5: I went with beautiful pant swans, beautiful pants, just beautiful.
Speaker 1: Extravagant Kashmir sweatpants and.
Speaker 5: This kind of pleaded front dockers with a powdery stain
Speaker 5: up front. And he was saying, yeah, gotta have pants
Speaker 5: like mine, And I'm like, you.
Speaker 7: Mean nineties hats, you mean Nord pants. And they gave
Speaker 7: me a jacket and a tie. They had like they
Speaker 7: have jackets and ties. Yeah that's up there, but they
Speaker 7: do not have pants.
Speaker 2: I think I think all that because I've heard years
Speaker 2: and years. I've heard all about the dress code, and
Speaker 2: I just think it's power moves by dorky magicians. I
Speaker 2: think it's just power moves I'm like, you don't qualify
Speaker 2: you hold it in. For years they have been these
Speaker 2: pained nerds that have you know, worn capes to school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on the ship beaten out of them. So they're
Speaker 1: finally they're like, no you don't. Oh, look with you guys,
Speaker 1: Whiskey Cavalier is will haunt you now until the day
Speaker 1: gets canceled, which is probably in two weeks. Like it is,
Speaker 1: so it's everywhere. It's everywhere now I have to watch.
Speaker 1: What does it mean?
Speaker 4: It's just like when you're driving.
Speaker 1: No, I think it might be like their code name
Speaker 1: for their and literally gafing, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like Whiskey Tango Fox. Try like, I think it's Alpha Alpha, Bravo, Bravo. Charlie.
Speaker 1: Charlotte writes, it's not Cavalier, come on, what the hell?
Speaker 1: So maybe they were just like, what's the what's the
Speaker 1: name that sounds most like an ex body spray? Later,
Speaker 1: like I don't understand the name of.
Speaker 2: He's racing around and then it is a minute away
Speaker 2: from making a breath water it's Someone was just talking
Speaker 2: about the knock up breast ray on Twitter and it
Speaker 2: was making me laugh really hard.
Speaker 1: And then someone was like is it time to bring
Speaker 1: it back that such a sitcom trope? Was like do
Speaker 1: you have any banaka? We were like hold on a
Speaker 1: little bit of bonoka before the big kiss. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the old guy from my favorite from TUTSI like
Speaker 5: getting ready to Dustin Hoffman. Yes, the old doctor that
Speaker 5: scared me as a kid. He was he is a
Speaker 5: guy like that doesn't try and kiss me one day.
Speaker 3: The creepiest, like the best example of sexual harassment is
Speaker 3: that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like it's not it's not cute like nine to five.
Speaker 1: It's really very upsetting.
Speaker 5: I thought because I watched TWZI recently, and I thought
Speaker 5: there would be that seems like a movie that you
Speaker 5: can't revisit.
Speaker 1: It would be. It's just there's so much problem, so
Speaker 1: many problems. Yeah, but it's but it's good good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just good.
Speaker 2: Because he isn't doing it exploitively. He's like really as
Speaker 2: an actor into the character and into the person.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he's playing so he's playing her like I
Speaker 1: truly Jack black Dead and did you really did did
Speaker 1: you see Jim? I didn't? I swear to god, if
Speaker 1: you have like free times I watch you know, I
Speaker 1: probably could I've cut way back on my got it
Speaker 1: all the way out. It's so good.
Speaker 4: We'll talk about it two episodes in a row.
Speaker 1: The second I give birth, I'm like, give me, give
Speaker 1: me my pen, give me a copy of the you
Speaker 1: know what it is.
Speaker 3: They don't approach it the way you think.
Speaker 2: It's not a remake, and it's this really interesting like
Speaker 2: modern day version things about it.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 3: So Paddington Too.
Speaker 1: Is Paddington both Paddington's, but Paddington Too is Paddington. Was
Speaker 1: a marvel change.
Speaker 4: I love to watch it.
Speaker 1: I was absolutely delighted.
Speaker 3: Did you cry?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, on planes? I cry at anything. I cry
Speaker 1: when the plane is taking off. I'm not kidding. It
Speaker 1: is the.
Speaker 2: Weirdest fucking thing like this is a marvel of a
Speaker 2: It's that's why I usually ask to get a window
Speaker 2: seat so.
Speaker 3: I can turn away private.
Speaker 2: Yes, because there's something I always get very like, I think,
Speaker 2: deep down, I'm going make make right with God in.
Speaker 1: Case this is the last plane ride you you're accepting
Speaker 1: all your dad's prayers exactly every time.
Speaker 5: Before a flight, don't you usually do if this plane
Speaker 5: goes down.
Speaker 1: Do one do your tweets? Well?
Speaker 3: I started doing it and then I realized it's it's
Speaker 3: very dark. But I would just tweet as I sat
Speaker 3: in my seat waiting to take off.
Speaker 1: If this plane goes down, please remember me as one
Speaker 1: who above all else. I've seen those and I just say,
Speaker 1: random ship that had fared many of your plane down. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love them. Well, Chris made me say it. I
Speaker 1: didn't want.
Speaker 4: Your songs.
Speaker 1: Tell me a joke. There's a show called whiskey.
Speaker 4: Joke.
Speaker 1: I well, yes, I cried on the plane of Paddington.
Speaker 1: I recently cried on the plane to RBG and Whitney. Oh. Yes.
Speaker 1: And one time I cried at a still photo of
Speaker 1: a Make a Wish child in the magazine. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: Joe looks so sad and like I, yeah, the plane
Speaker 1: is for some reason, It's like all that's are off.
Speaker 1: I just am completely a cried basket. Now, would it
Speaker 1: make you feel better to know that that Make a
Speaker 1: Wish child was goth and that their wish was to
Speaker 1: be sashed and so actually it was getting exactly what
Speaker 1: it wanted. Yes.
Speaker 2: I the last time I was on a plane and
Speaker 2: cried really hard was watching the Mister Rogers documentary on
Speaker 2: my DVR.
Speaker 1: And I'm honestly, I need to emotionally prepare myself because
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to cry.
Speaker 2: For the whole time, I was crying so hard I
Speaker 2: had to turn it off because I was embarrassed because
Speaker 2: the man next to me was becoming concerned because I.
Speaker 1: Was doing I kind of like pretending.
Speaker 2: I just kept watching my cheeks, like, oh oh, what's
Speaker 2: this brushing against the cheek and then after a while
Speaker 2: using up all my cocktail napkins and then trying to
Speaker 2: hold back noises, and then I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: Like you can't just sit here and saw next to
Speaker 1: a person that was me at the movie eighth grade.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, in the theater, I used a whole back
Speaker 1: of tshoes. My husband was like, do we need to go?
Speaker 1: Like I was from front to become start to finish,
Speaker 1: crying the whole time. I got it.
Speaker 4: There's you guys are just listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know if a girl or something, because Jared
Speaker 1: was like he loved it and he cried a little bit,
Speaker 1: but he did. I was just like, this is my
Speaker 1: experience in seventh grade, even for me seventh grade, but
Speaker 1: it's around the same time. I was like, was the
Speaker 1: worst time of my it's you know, and I was
Speaker 1: just like so emotional over Yeah, right, directed who got
Speaker 1: really snubbed? I thought, I think the Oscars are bullshit,
Speaker 1: but he really did get snubbed This year was There was.
Speaker 2: A couple exceptions, but for the most part, and I
Speaker 2: didn't watch, so please take grain of salt with what
Speaker 2: I'm about to say, but it just seemed like most
Speaker 2: of the stuff that won was not what anybody.
Speaker 1: Liked or was excited about at all. And honestly, a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff that was nominated was like stuff that
Speaker 1: I could have seen nominated in ninety six, Like that's
Speaker 1: what Green Book and Bohemi ra Upstair. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could have seen a long time ago the Oscars
Speaker 1: being super into this, and I can't believe we're back
Speaker 1: at it. Mohoemian Rhapsy is the biggest surprise to me
Speaker 1: because I watched it early it got the screener and
Speaker 1: was excited to have like that movie in hand, and
Speaker 1: then watching it at home, I was like, maybe I
Speaker 1: should have watched it in a theater because something isn't translating.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the concert, because there's a lot a lot I
Speaker 5: haven't watched it, but there's a lot of live queen performance,
Speaker 5: like you just show entire performances, right, yes, as.
Speaker 1: A show that Yeah, those parts I like.
Speaker 2: But then there's conversations where and there's this club keeps
Speaker 2: getting sent around on social media that they won for
Speaker 2: best Editing, and they show the scene where they literally
Speaker 2: they're editing like deep, like literally every two seconds, it's
Speaker 2: a cut. It's a cut, it's a cut, and it
Speaker 2: is the weirdest thing. Once he pointed out that you've ever.
Speaker 1: Seen that they won for editor Yeah, it's wild because
Speaker 1: the editing is like nauseatingly and that's not a thing
Speaker 1: people notice that much. But then you pointed out and
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, that is bad at it it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also thought the teeth were a lot. Yes, I
Speaker 1: don't I remember, Like when I think of Mercury, I'm
Speaker 1: like his teeth like yeah, okay, maybe like on visial
Speaker 1: line could have been a sir, but he was worried literuly.
Speaker 1: Oh they thought that is that why? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would have he that's how he got He had so
Speaker 1: much room. It was like, uh oh yeah, he says
Speaker 1: it in the movie. He's like, because my teeth are big,
Speaker 1: I have extra space for Yes, his teeth were acting
Speaker 1: like an extra diaphragm. Yeah, I don't understand the physics
Speaker 1: of that button. You agree with you, I disagree, But
Speaker 1: I just thought that they would have made Rommy Mallicks
Speaker 1: a little bit less. They were like chicklets, like they
Speaker 1: were so crazy. Jerry lewis racist. Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: But also he always says that weird glimmer in his eye,
Speaker 2: so it looked like he thought his teeth were funny,
Speaker 2: like where Freddie Mercury just bad teeth. And he kept
Speaker 2: his mouth in a way that like, yeah, this is
Speaker 2: just kind of what I was dealt in, like, and
Speaker 2: he looked normal, but like Remy Melick was like I'm
Speaker 2: about to.
Speaker 1: Say something, I'm getting ready for. These teeth always looked.
Speaker 2: Like really, So congratulations to all the winners.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, I did you go to an Oscar party? No,
Speaker 1: I watched it on my couch with my husband and
Speaker 1: one other couple. Yeah, they printed out ballots. I won.
Speaker 1: I want a brag, but I got because I never
Speaker 1: vote with my heart, I vote with my head. I'm
Speaker 1: like this, I know this is the best thing, the
Speaker 1: garbage thing write right, yes, yeah, yeah, that's why. And
Speaker 1: then for the half the categories that you don't know,
Speaker 1: I vote on the thing I heard about on NPR
Speaker 1: for two seconds and then I'm usually right. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think I've heard about Free Solo. That's gonna win,
Speaker 1: and then it does. So did you watch it?
Speaker 2: I didn't watch that movie, but I have seen I
Speaker 2: was gonna say, Remy Malick again, Alex Donald, who is
Speaker 2: that climber? I saw him on PBS, like with my
Speaker 2: dad and sister. Holy shit, yeah, these potholes. I'm telling
Speaker 2: you that thing was humongous. It's anyway I saw him.
Speaker 3: They did a special on him climbing half dome with
Speaker 3: his fucking fingertips.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So when that movie came out, I was like, I
Speaker 2: have to go see it, but I kept putting it
Speaker 2: off because I knew I would cry like mister Rogers style.
Speaker 3: He knew I would lose my mind.
Speaker 1: Well, honestly, that just the clip that they showed when
Speaker 1: they announced it at the Oscars. I gasped out loud.
Speaker 1: I went like, just showing him to it, I was like,
Speaker 1: and I'm not even like afraid of heights, but it's
Speaker 1: terrifying what he does like crazy, and I was thinking
Speaker 1: that because it won, it'll probably be out in the
Speaker 1: theaters a little longer, because that is one I think
Speaker 1: that would be a great you got to see it
Speaker 1: in the theaters type of yes, wait so you haven't
Speaker 1: seen it. I haven't seen it. Well, if you don't
Speaker 1: have that, baby, let's go see it. I'm serious, let's go. Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Because I have a lot of free time, I follow
Speaker 1: up about what he said. I'm really excited. I really
Speaker 1: took it, like if you decided not to have that,
Speaker 1: and what's crazy. I am very, very like sort of
Speaker 1: passionate about this whole late term abortion thing, and I
Speaker 1: keep retweeting stuff about it, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: want anyone to think that I'm doing that. I think
Speaker 1: that this is a right that women should have. Yes,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's like if I present it without comment on
Speaker 1: like Facebook, Twitter, like yikes, Clara too dark, go through
Speaker 1: with it. You can't keep me, And I'm gonna announce
Speaker 1: it on face.
Speaker 2: My mom was a nurse and when she was nine
Speaker 2: months pregnant, and I can't remember if she told me
Speaker 2: the story, if it was with my sister or with me.
Speaker 2: She brought a friend to an abortion doctor, like went
Speaker 2: so that she wouldn't have to go alone. And when
Speaker 2: they opened the front door, my mom was walking in first,
Speaker 2: but she had a full nurse at the top of
Speaker 2: the stairs.
Speaker 1: Was like, do not even come up here. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that. I was like, relaxed, it's not me. I
Speaker 1: meant to follow through. My friend is not where It's like, yikes,
Speaker 1: we're on different paths. Yeah, and she's in no way
Speaker 1: this pregnant. It's I really like to play with how
Speaker 1: uncomfortable people are with it. Like I was at a
Speaker 1: party lessoning and I kept going out onto the balcony
Speaker 1: because I was overheating, and I was like, I'm just
Speaker 1: having a cigarette. Everything calmed down. Everybody's so Like I
Speaker 1: had a baby shower and I had a glass of
Speaker 1: wine and I just was like, I'm just having to
Speaker 1: see who's going to give me dirty looks. Yes, I
Speaker 1: didn't want to see who my friends are that I
Speaker 1: don't want to be friends with.
Speaker 4: Ye, I'm just trying to lower this birth weight. Yes,
Speaker 4: I have to go out of you. I control how
Speaker 4: painful it's going to be.
Speaker 5: I was once did a show somewhere in Minneapolis and
Speaker 5: there's this.
Speaker 4: The woman that owned the bar was not.
Speaker 5: At all happy with what I said on stage. She
Speaker 5: said I was disrespectful. I don't know where it was
Speaker 5: coming from. The audience was not listening. And I talked
Speaker 5: about it or got reprimanded a heckler, But she was
Speaker 5: are you the woman that was drinking the beers? And
Speaker 5: then she didn't respond because I because she's like, oh, bars.
Speaker 1: They're not allowed to turn down pregnant women for alcohol
Speaker 1: because it's discrimination, especially own the bar. That's why you'd
Speaker 1: buy it. Wow, I thought a bar, so no one
Speaker 1: would give me.
Speaker 5: It's probably one of those old rules, Like you're also
Speaker 5: supposed to pull out your gun so they can put
Speaker 5: it in a safe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. There's still an old blue law. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Connecticut has blue laws no alcohol on Sundays and no
Speaker 1: alcohol after eight.
Speaker 5: Man, if you go to Dale for a certain amount
Speaker 5: of time, you can request a horse.
Speaker 1: And you can marry that horse.
Speaker 5: There's all there's all these Montana laws and a lot
Speaker 5: of horse marriages.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. There's a guy I just saw this
Speaker 1: morning on social media. A guy got arrested outside of Portland,
Speaker 1: I believe, for having sex with a horse and his
Speaker 1: You have to look up the picture.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't want to see the picture.
Speaker 1: It is so crazy. What this guy looks like? His
Speaker 1: neck is so long it looks like a cardicaus.
Speaker 4: The horse deck stretched him move?
Speaker 1: Was it already long? Hard to say?
Speaker 4: When was the picture to him?
Speaker 1: Like getting taken off in handcuffs? So my picture is
Speaker 1: his mugshot? Okay, I thought it was the act. Oh no,
Speaker 1: they didn't catch him in the act. Thank god.
Speaker 4: This is the scariest freeway I know. It's nineteen.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for store six ship. It's so scary.
Speaker 2: Well, the crazy thing about the one ten, Yeah, everyone
Speaker 2: goes fast. It's now a three lane highway. But to
Speaker 2: merge onto it, you you merged from a stop, yes,
Speaker 2: which is in sanity. It's crazy to move from zero
Speaker 2: to like sixty or someone will kill you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's normal in Texas. But if you're used to.
Speaker 1: It here in La No, not at all. You said
Speaker 1: this was next one Okay, yeah, great, and I'm right
Speaker 1: off of it. Okay, cool, But yeah, we just moved here.
Speaker 1: So I'm just getting used to all this highway driving
Speaker 1: because I was living in West Hollywood where I was
Speaker 1: never on the highway. Right, yeah, now here I am.
Speaker 2: And they need quite the training. Yes, so we'll get
Speaker 2: off now, will be okay. But look you out the
Speaker 2: best ravine. Oh really, the ravines around here. The standing
Speaker 2: water that we have, you can't be it's.
Speaker 5: Not even stagnant. Stand even the puddles. You could swim
Speaker 5: the left, drink the puddles.
Speaker 1: I like this area, though, this is too. We moved
Speaker 1: here because we are having this little new roommate is
Speaker 1: needed more space. And we lived on like a really
Speaker 1: we lived on Crest and Heights and West Hollywood, which
Speaker 1: is like a thoroughfare down from corner doing donuts at
Speaker 1: three am and drunk people, and we just needed to
Speaker 1: It's such a nice part department that's very mid century. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well place is cute. It's just, uh, do you guys
Speaker 1: ever move into a place that like has no storage space,
Speaker 1: Like there's no closet. There's like a closet in the
Speaker 1: whole blaze. Oh no, I have nowhere to put anything.
Speaker 1: I've been doing a lot of Craigslist selling.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm last minute looking for a place. You're on
Speaker 4: the court.
Speaker 5: I was going to move somewhere and it fell through,
Speaker 5: and so suddenly I need to find a place. And
Speaker 5: I had no idea that I was so concerned about
Speaker 5: storage or excited about it when I see it three closets.
Speaker 1: Interestingly, guys, Yes, I needed a ride and you gave me.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'll promise to you.
Speaker 4: I promised it. Karen was how great you were going
Speaker 4: to be and you pulled through.
Speaker 1: Guys, Thank you so much, yours.
Speaker 4: When's your album?
Speaker 1: Dropped? By No? My album's out Friday on March eighth,
Speaker 1: and it's called Undefeated. You can pre order it now
Speaker 1: on iTunes. Help me get onto those iTunes charts for
Speaker 1: four days until Jim Gaffigan's album reached except you guys,
Speaker 1: come on, it's one of the best stand up comics around.
Speaker 1: Please get her album. You will love it, Yes, for sure,
Speaker 1: So you guys are great. Say hi to Jared for us.
Speaker 1: I will Karen, let's go see Free Solo. We gotta
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 4: I have a lot of movies I need.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. All right, my friend, good to
Speaker 1: see you too. Do you have anything coming on by?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 2: I don't really, I don't ask, don't I'm doing Brian
Speaker 2: Cook's show guilty treasure where you have to learn a song.
Speaker 1: Ye when to rehearsal tonight.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, that's when I learned Red red Wine.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it hit by Cheryl grow but I highly
Speaker 2: look forward.
Speaker 1: So that's Saturday night, something like that cat on Saturday Night.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's when you can I'll say eat candy on the weekends. Well,
Speaker 1: that's this week.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it is, so it's not Monday.
Speaker 2: I think it's Wednesday night at the Virgil.
Speaker 1: Then you know, Los Angeles, Boulder on Sunday, Boulder, Colorado.
Speaker 3: Chris is going to the Rockies. Bring comedy to the
Speaker 3: cold people.
Speaker 1: Of the Rockies.
Speaker 4: It's the most deserving of mountain ranges.
Speaker 3: They deserve your comedy and Core's light.
Speaker 4: And I think that'll wrap it up. Yeah, let's wrap
Speaker 4: it back in it also off you've been listening to
Speaker 4: Do You Need a Riot?
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