1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is get 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: this subject chicken nugget cheaters. Chicken nugget chee Chicken nugget cheaters. 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about coming up in 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: just a bit, because right now it is time for 6 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got 7 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 1: for us? Naught? This right here, Shirley is called gems. Gems. Now, 8 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 1: Gems is God's Eyes Ministry, Gods Eyes Ministries. I am 9 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:40,480 Speaker 1: one of the gems. You understand God's Eyes Ministry. Yeah, 10 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 1: I'm watching. And when you have been missing church, it 11 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:48,200 Speaker 1: lets us know how much ties are missing on this end, okay. 12 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 1: And when we get through with this prank, I'm gonna 13 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: ask y'all when the last time y'all have been a church, 14 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: And we're gonna put this talent again on how much 15 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: tithe y'all? Oh to the church house? All right? Because 16 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: what we're gonna what we're not gonna do, is fall 17 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: short of paying our ties. And I mean that, and 18 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 1: that has ever asked money? You tell me, because I'm 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: one of the gems. Okay, I'm God's as a ministry, 20 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: y'all gonna pay these times. And I know y'all let's 21 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:19,119 Speaker 1: go catch Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read Clarence, Clarence. 22 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 1: How you doing, Clarence? This is Stadius man. I'm over 23 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: at the church. Man, about this church where you're a 24 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 1: member of? Right? Oh yeah, hey, what's okay? Hey? I'm 25 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: with the Gems man, and uh you you you actually 26 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: came to uh this past service? Correct Gems, the Gems, 27 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: that's that's uh God's eyes missionary and and basically what 28 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: we do is we watch what's going on, you know 29 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: in the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come? 30 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: And uh, you know, I don't mean any harm, but 31 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: this this if my records indicate me right uh through 32 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 1: um my guards as minister you the Gems looking at 33 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: my books, looks like this is your first time at 34 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: the church this year? Correct? Yeah, I mean what can 35 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 1: I do for you? Okay? Now when pastor asked for 36 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: all the visitors to stand, you actually did not stand? Correct? No, No, 37 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: I'm remember because you remember there we go. Now you 38 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:21,519 Speaker 1: you still work for um uh you you you work 39 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,639 Speaker 1: for them? Yeah. Okay, Now what we've done is we've 40 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 1: averaged it out that you what what is this? What 41 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: is this? I mean, what is this about? Okay, I'm 42 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: on my way to it. So so you probably are 43 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: you um, averaging about what between forty and fifty thousand 44 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 1: dollars on the yearly basis over there week? I mean 45 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 1: you something like that. But yeah, go ahead, problem see 46 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 1: what we're looking at. Since since you all member, because 47 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: see you did not stand when he said all members, 48 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: since you did not stand up? Which what you right 49 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: there making the you know, you're you're you're clarifying that 50 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 1: you are a member, and you're making about we're gonna 51 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: roughly say about forty five thousand dollars year, which means 52 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: ten percent is forty five hundred. Now, we looked at 53 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 1: the we looked at the books and noticed that you 54 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: put in fifty dollars in the church on this past 55 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: Easter on Sunday. Now, if you put fifty dollars in, 56 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 1: you know where close set when you're gonna start cutting 57 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: into this forty five hundred dollars that you ought to 58 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: be paying your ties. Wait, what's your name? Like I said, sir, 59 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 1: my name is Staddus. Staddus will a man rock God 60 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: yet you have robbed me where in t see you? 61 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: You you you are? Wait, you got you got all 62 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: the stuff going on to the church. You you got, uh, 63 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 1: you got hungry people, You got people that need salvation 64 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: and whatever. But you calling me about about some money 65 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: that I haven't given to the church. Well, well see, 66 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: and your ministry does y'all call y'all spend all morning 67 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: calling people. My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry. 68 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: My job is to keep an eye on what's going 69 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: on at the church. Now, when are you gonna start 70 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: cutting into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars day? 71 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 1: We see, this is why we can't get the extra 72 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 1: wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like you. 73 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 1: This is why. But what you know what you hold on? 74 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: A second, First of all, let me explain something to you, 75 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: brother Thaddy, yourself, whatever the minister you are with Thaddy. Okay, 76 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,919 Speaker 1: that's fine. Listen, Hey, I don't even have to explain 77 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: this to you. But let me explain something to you. 78 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: All right. I'm this is a one job household. This 79 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: is all we do. This is a one job household. 80 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: My wife don't work, but my wife comes to church 81 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: every Sunday and she pays the tides. And have you 82 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: checked as the gym ministry, have y'all looked at her tides? 83 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You 84 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man 85 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: rob God? Yet you have rob You are robbing the Lord. 86 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 1: Brother Clarence, you know what? Man? You know? You know? 87 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: And you wonder why people don't come to church all 88 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: the time. How you gonna tell me that I could 89 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: be giving my tide somewhere else? I am the secretary, 90 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 1: I am the Gem's secretary of God's Eyes ministry. And 91 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: my eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars. 92 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: You're making forty five dollars due from the church. Yeah, 93 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 1: I don't know if that is something. I'll tell you that. 94 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: Who have you been saying? Who is I have? But 95 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 1: that's not none of their business. That's I know, I know, 96 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: I know. What does it have to do with him 97 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: calling people and asking them if they're handles? I got this, 98 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: I got this, Let me handles? Yeah, yeah, you know 99 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 1: I got it. I got I got him, I got him, 100 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 1: I got I know, I know, I know who who who? Who? Who? Who? 101 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,679 Speaker 1: Who was that, sir, that's my wife has been paying. 102 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:49,719 Speaker 1: That's my wife from being tied. That's right. Oh okay, 103 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 1: I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all 104 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: paid three hundred dollars. Not on the if she said 105 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: we paid three hundred dollars, we paid three hundred dollars. Okay, 106 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. When are you gonna start 107 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 1: cutting into defaulty five with a man rob god? Yet 108 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 1: you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir. 109 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 1: Well you know what you're robbing me right now. You're 110 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,840 Speaker 1: robbing me right now of my time where I could 111 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 1: go out. I gotta be at work. I can't go 112 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,160 Speaker 1: get dressed right now because I'm on the phone with you. 113 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 1: I have to be at work in half an hour. 114 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: You rob me right now of my time. Let me 115 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: ask you something. Can you bring your tax return into 116 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: what I can take a look at it? My tax return? 117 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 1: You know, I'll tell you what. I'll bring my tax 118 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,479 Speaker 1: return if everybody else bring their tax return. If you 119 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 1: bring your tax return and pass to bring your tax return, 120 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: then I'll bring my tax return. We can have a 121 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: tax return party. When will your tax return? When can 122 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: you can you fax it to me, Are you serious? 123 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I mean, if it's is, if 124 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 1: it's not too much to ask, Listen, I'm gonna be 125 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: honest with you. The next time you do come to church, 126 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 1: we're gonna pat you down because we're gonna have to 127 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: figure out. Hold on, you're gonna pass me down the 128 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 1: next time I come to church and then lay hands 129 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: on you. Okay, let me ask you this. Do you 130 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 1: are you on salary at the church? Yeah? But what 131 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: does but what does what does? What does that have 132 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: to do with anything? I need to know what you 133 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 1: ain't get. It ain't gotten you. Look, look, it ain't 134 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: got nothing where You're gonna bring your forty five hundred 135 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 1: dollars down so we can add it, so we can 136 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: get the wing put on. I'm part of the gems. 137 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 1: You'll bring your money down here, Clarence, isn't it dogs? 138 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I don't know who you are. 139 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what this ministry is. I'm with the gyms. 140 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 1: Where can we expt it? Man? I don't I don't care. 141 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: I don't give it you know what, ever says, I 142 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 1: don't care anything about your gym ministry. I don't care 143 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 1: about you man, I don't care about any of that. 144 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: Where you're gonna play this ten percent? Man, let me 145 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: take some dollars and just this for real, don't call 146 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: my house and I'm more with this with this stuff. 147 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 1: Is you about to make a brother go off? I 148 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: mean seriously, in this economy, in this economy, you talk 149 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 1: to me about about me tied and fifty dollars. I'm trying. 150 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaker 1: I'm trying to put a dollar through college. I'm trying 151 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 1: to set a sun through private school, and I can't 152 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 1: get that done. I'm trying to keep doing dude, that 153 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: have to do with the church. I already told you. 154 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,200 Speaker 1: I don't get ready to hang up. And if you 155 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 1: want to meet me and whatever you're gonna do and whatever, 156 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: then that's fine. Joe. I need to tell you something 157 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,679 Speaker 1: else about your job. You don't tell me nothing about 158 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 1: my job. I need to tell you something about your 159 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 1: job up the phone. Is they a man named Chapman 160 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: at your job? Yeah? My job? Okay, No, na, na, 161 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: wait a minute. Chapman is the one that got me 162 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 1: to call you. This is nephew tim Me from the 163 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:42,760 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked, man, man, man, 164 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 1: look man, you got me feeling you got me feeling guilty. 165 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:52,199 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm oh man with the with the with 166 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 1: the gym ministry. Yeah, somebody getting ready get beat up 167 00:08:55,760 --> 00:09:00,720 Speaker 1: at the get Yeah. But hey, I got one more 168 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: thing to ask you, man, what is the baddest And 169 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, 170 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:16,520 Speaker 1: obviously Harvey Morning Show. Right up next Strawberry Letter for today. 171 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 1: The subject's chicken nugget cheaters. All right, we'll get into that, 172 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,280 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. Right after this, you're 173 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.