Speaker 1: The second date of day.
Speaker 2: When we look back on our lives and all the
Speaker 2: people that we've dated, there's probably one that stands out
Speaker 2: as the most memorable. And it could be for a
Speaker 2: good reason or a bad reason, but it's the most
Speaker 2: unforgettable person that you've ever been out with. Okay, And
Speaker 2: one of our listeners, Brett, says, he met that person
Speaker 2: recently and he's distraught. He used that word in his
Speaker 2: email that she's not replying back to his request for
Speaker 2: another hangout.
Speaker 3: Now, I understand the music. When you use language like that.
Speaker 2: Bret, distraught is a pretty enormous word for this show.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to dumb it down here on out.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I'll do my best.
Speaker 2: All right, We appreciate that. So, uh, start from the beginning,
Speaker 2: and in layman's terms, tell us about the woman that
Speaker 2: you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 4: Her name is Taylor?
Speaker 3: What is Monica?
Speaker 5: I was like a monopoly?
Speaker 1: She is fancy?
Speaker 2: Okay, how Jim Taylor?
Speaker 4: I met her on a dating app. Like, first of all,
Speaker 4: her picture stood out to me. She was standing in
Speaker 4: front of this just amazing painting, a huge, amazing painting.
Speaker 3: Is she an artist?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's she was like hovered in paint and like
Speaker 4: brushes and had a smock on the whole deal.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: So she's super talented.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's super arty and talented. So that stood out
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 6: Is there something like are you also artsy or I mean,
Speaker 6: what attracts you to that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I appreciate art alive. I've always been kind of arty.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it sounds exactly like the type of
Speaker 2: women that jose dates.
Speaker 6: Yea very art she usually just dates the nude models.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, watercolors come into the fold somewhere your pain.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean that's great. So that's something that's
Speaker 2: attractive to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely cool. She's somebody that I just don't usually
Speaker 4: meet on dating apps, just a certain quality of person.
Speaker 6: So I mean, you're building her up pretty big before
Speaker 6: you even meet her.
Speaker 3: How are you feeling like going into the first date?
Speaker 4: I was nervous because I'm not a person.
Speaker 2: That's the type of language that we understand. Right, she's using.
Speaker 5: Paint brushes, you're using Crayola crayon.
Speaker 3: I mean that could be intimidating though, if somebody wants
Speaker 3: to talk art with you and then you're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I like colors too.
Speaker 5: Art can be fun and artists objective, right, so you
Speaker 5: can like, I mean probably a little bit.
Speaker 2: Tell us what was the date? Like building it up
Speaker 2: pretty big?
Speaker 4: The date was amazing and it was She's not even
Speaker 4: like if I look at her physically, she's not even
Speaker 4: really the type of girl I would normally go for.
Speaker 4: But there was something about her, like her presence.
Speaker 2: She gave you that's so cool of her.
Speaker 3: That's that's not what he meant.
Speaker 4: I don't know, like her aura, you know she had
Speaker 4: like like.
Speaker 6: That's cool, man, that's cool that you've noticed that that
Speaker 6: you appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Where were you getting this vibe? Like what's the setting?
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, we're in a restaurant. You know, we had
Speaker 4: a couple of drinks and stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, did you give her that compliment?
Speaker 4: Not? Not quite. I mean I was just captivated the
Speaker 4: whole time. You know, I was trying not to be
Speaker 4: not to sound like an idiot.
Speaker 3: How did not sound like an idiot?
Speaker 1: Go?
Speaker 3: Did that work out for you?
Speaker 7: I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: You know, I did my best, but I mean I
Speaker 4: think we had a great conversation. I mean we we
Speaker 4: just got into a really deep conversation. Like we're talking
Speaker 4: about love and like the end of time and whoa,
Speaker 4: and like, if I'm totally honest with you, guys, I
Speaker 4: don't know if I understood everything completely she was talking about.
Speaker 2: But oh, you gotta go to the bookstore get that
Speaker 2: End of Time for Dummies. I like it. Okay. I
Speaker 2: mean you're saying a lot of nice things about her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe you didn't understand. It's a good thing that
Speaker 5: you still vibed and liked her.
Speaker 3: What do you think she was thinking about you?
Speaker 4: I don't know, because just like the way that we
Speaker 4: were dressed. You know, I was in a baseball cap
Speaker 4: and a polo and she's wearing this long flowing dress.
Speaker 6: Like a like a sun dress or did she think
Speaker 6: you were going somewhere fancy?
Speaker 5: She's like we're at the met Galla right.
Speaker 4: The only way I could describe it is that she
Speaker 4: was like a goddess.
Speaker 6: Wow, I feel like it's still sundressed, like like a
Speaker 6: Maxie rap.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm intimidated just hearing about her. But I
Speaker 2: know I've never.
Speaker 3: Talked to a goddess before.
Speaker 5: I wonder if we call her, she's gonna have symphony
Speaker 5: music for her ring don't you know what we're going.
Speaker 2: To find out in just a minute. Let's talk about
Speaker 2: how the date ended that night.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we talked for a really long time and
Speaker 4: I dropped her off and I gave her kiss on
Speaker 4: the cheek. Yeah, I mean it seemed like we both
Speaker 4: had a good time, and I said I would contact
Speaker 4: her again. But then contacting her again, I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 6: So did she ever confirm that she'd contact you back,
Speaker 6: that she was, I mean, give any indication she was
Speaker 6: looking forward to seeing you again?
Speaker 4: You know, if she did, I don't know if I
Speaker 4: really understood it. She was just kind of talking mysteriously
Speaker 4: a lot, and okay, but yeah, but I liked it.
Speaker 4: I like the way she talked. She was just a
Speaker 4: very mysterious person.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 3: You were sober right on this day, you like, and
Speaker 3: I mean like not just from alcoholics.
Speaker 4: So I had a few drinks, but just within the conversation,
Speaker 4: she just started a fire in me.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, who.
Speaker 3: Would say you're drunk in love?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sounding like a poet, right.
Speaker 5: My body also burns in places too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we might need to set you up with a
Speaker 2: doctor's appointment after this. But first we're gonna call Taylor
Speaker 2: for you and we'll try and get you a second
Speaker 2: date update with the mysterious goddess. I like you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really glad because I'm so nervous. I don't
Speaker 4: know what I would say. I'm glad you guys are
Speaker 4: talking to her first.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, we're gonna try our best. We'll do it right
Speaker 2: after this. Hold on there, we've been hearing a lot
Speaker 2: of words that we don't normally get for a second
Speaker 2: date call to describe the woman that Brett went out
Speaker 2: with the other day named Taylor, like mysterious goddess, hypnotize siren.
Speaker 3: I don't think he said that.
Speaker 2: I agree something like that.
Speaker 3: I mean I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, long flowing dress while she ate her cheese fries.
Speaker 6: Okay, dude, that's the goddess.
Speaker 3: I want to be, just the cheese fry goddess.
Speaker 2: This is a one in a billion type of woman,
Speaker 2: according to Brett, and he's not sure why. Really it
Speaker 2: works for him because this isn't the typical type of
Speaker 2: lady that he goes for.
Speaker 6: Well, maybe that's exactly why it works, right, None of
Speaker 6: the other ones have worked.
Speaker 2: That's why we're here, no question, He is curious about
Speaker 2: where this could take him and Brooke you had some
Speaker 2: curious years which ended up paying off in the end.
Speaker 2: So what do you think about this woman?
Speaker 3: I think she sounds amazing.
Speaker 6: Maybe she has a lot of options on dating apps,
Speaker 6: you know, like, if she's so different and she stands
Speaker 6: out so much, I'm sure you're not the only one
Speaker 6: that's noticed, you know.
Speaker 4: Do you think that's possible, Brett, Yeah, it's very possible.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you may have some competition. Are you up
Speaker 3: for that? I think it's where can he.
Speaker 1: Keep up.
Speaker 2: From?
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's a little goddess too.
Speaker 2: I am nervous though to call Taylor here if she's
Speaker 2: as amazing as you say she is. But we're going
Speaker 2: to give it our best shot.
Speaker 4: You guys can do this. I believe in you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm looking to reach Taylor.
Speaker 8: Is calling man.
Speaker 2: Thank you. My name is Jeffrey from a radio show
Speaker 2: called Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Hi Taylor, Hi, Hi, Hello, it's a terrestrial.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's nice to say hi to everybody.
Speaker 5: Top of the morning.
Speaker 3: She's Irish.
Speaker 6: And uh.
Speaker 2: We're actually doing a segment right now called a Second
Speaker 2: Date Update, which is a dating segment where we try
Speaker 2: and help out some of our listeners with their love lives.
Speaker 6: I love love.
Speaker 2: Taylor.
Speaker 6: I will tell you right now, we have done hundreds,
Speaker 6: if not thousands of these, and no one has ever
Speaker 6: had that response.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you, out of all the hundreds of
Speaker 2: thousands that we've done, no listener has ever talked about
Speaker 2: a date like Brett did about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Oh, you want to talk about Brett.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about Brett. Bab's about you? And sorry,
Speaker 2: that was low class.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 2: We won't ask you about Brett.
Speaker 9: Oh well, I guess you could ask yourselves. How do
Speaker 9: French chefs make.
Speaker 8: You love them?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: What a French chef?
Speaker 8: They butter you up?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Wait, so Brett did that? He was buttering you up
Speaker 2: on the date.
Speaker 8: I'm not understanding.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, or maybe he didn't.
Speaker 6: Did Brett not give you enough compliments and you didn't
Speaker 6: like that?
Speaker 3: Not enough thought of? He didn't grease your wheels?
Speaker 2: Just eat butter on the date.
Speaker 9: Let me just say this, Okay. I hurt the most
Speaker 9: when I'm lost, and sometimes the hardest to express but
Speaker 9: the easiest to ignore. I can be given to many
Speaker 9: or just one?
Speaker 5: What am I French fries?
Speaker 3: I'm not going to try hurt the most.
Speaker 1: What you know?
Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense to me when you
Speaker 2: say that, tailor, But my co host seem like they're
Speaker 2: in the dark a little bit.
Speaker 8: So I think it's I'm love. I am love, your
Speaker 8: love you like bread.
Speaker 3: This makes sense.
Speaker 6: When we talked to Brett, Yeah, he was having a
Speaker 6: hard time describing how you felt on the date.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, like he didn't know what your
Speaker 3: vibes were.
Speaker 6: He couldn't really tell because he said you talked you
Speaker 6: were like a mystery.
Speaker 3: You were an enigma and very deep.
Speaker 2: Can we ask you about your date with Brett because
Speaker 2: he told us a little bit from his perspective.
Speaker 9: Well, I don't know if I should get into specifics,
Speaker 9: but I can tell you.
Speaker 8: Okay, what do you call two Italian ants?
Speaker 2: This is a romance?
Speaker 3: Romance?
Speaker 5: Oh rome and ants?
Speaker 6: Rome? Okay, okay, okay, So you you want to have
Speaker 6: a romantic connection with him. I don't know that he
Speaker 6: understands that because you're not very direct.
Speaker 2: But can you not judge her so much?
Speaker 3: I'm just honestly, I'm getting a little frustrated that.
Speaker 2: You're intimidated by her, and so you're last.
Speaker 3: I just do you talk to me.
Speaker 10: We all have our process, Okay, okay, it's very.
Speaker 2: Nice for you to be so understanding when my co
Speaker 2: hosts are being so not understanding.
Speaker 5: You straight to the point.
Speaker 6: It's just it's just you said romance and ants and
Speaker 6: that I mean that means that you like him, right,
Speaker 6: the butter, the butter, These are all good things.
Speaker 2: I feel like she's just talking about her perspective of
Speaker 2: what love is in general and what what she's searching
Speaker 2: for in a partner in the universe. Was talking, I
Speaker 2: was finishing my thought, and I think that as the
Speaker 2: driver of this segment, it's time to bring Brett into
Speaker 2: the conversation and see if his love fits into her
Speaker 2: love universe.
Speaker 3: But that is that could be interpreted.
Speaker 1: I think you need to work on your poetry.
Speaker 2: I'm not quite as deep as.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet Jose.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell Brett to come on the phone. Brett, Hi, So, Taylor.
Speaker 2: The way the segment works is Brett is on the
Speaker 2: other line listening, trying to understand what's going on as.
Speaker 3: Everyone is beautiful.
Speaker 10: That's beautiful, okay, Okay, So you two can talk to
Speaker 10: each other, Brett, take a breather over here.
Speaker 3: I mean I think did you did you get what
Speaker 3: she was saying? Brett?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense to you.
Speaker 3: Could you interpret it for us, Brett?
Speaker 4: I mean I think that she is just saying that
Speaker 4: she really uh appreciate love and like connecting with people.
Speaker 1: Yes, Bt, Yes, they understand very well.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 9: I just want someone, maybe, Brett, maybe not to someday
Speaker 9: have rabbit friends.
Speaker 3: Rabbit friends.
Speaker 2: Rabbit why rabbit friends?
Speaker 8: Well, because you know what the rabbit's friends say when
Speaker 8: they get a Valentine's Day cars, what happens, It looks
Speaker 8: like somebody loves you.
Speaker 2: How does that resonate with you?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm I'm a person who you know is always diving
Speaker 4: deep into the rabbit holes of.
Speaker 8: Right, Okay, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: Making sense to them. That's what matters.
Speaker 3: Rabbits like to multiply.
Speaker 6: So maybe care today, gone tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Okay, So guys are basic, Okay, no cap on that, Okay,
Speaker 7: but that's I feel that the energy vibe in between
Speaker 7: you two.
Speaker 3: Right now, auras are matching.
Speaker 2: You're saying, they're meshing the rainbows now, it's yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a double or orgy.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 2: So, with all that said, and with all the energy
Speaker 2: in this room, right now, I would like to ask Taylor,
Speaker 2: will you go out on one more date with Brett?
Speaker 2: Because these these are his words. He said that you
Speaker 2: started a fire within him. I'm not even making that up.
Speaker 8: Well, let me answer your question with a question question.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want it any other way. Go ahead.
Speaker 8: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
Speaker 3: There's a snake involved. I could never be bad on
Speaker 3: a date.
Speaker 2: Don't pour some water on.
Speaker 1: Charge right now?
Speaker 2: So sorry, Taylor, did Adam and Eve have a date?
Speaker 8: The answer is no, but they did have an apple?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so you want to have an apple with him?
Speaker 5: You guys would make a good pair.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Do we have gift cards for apples?
Speaker 3: Or I got I got an apple in the fridge
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: We would love to mail you that apple for a date, Taylor,
Speaker 2: if you're up for it?
Speaker 7: What will be?
Speaker 9: Will be?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, no wonder he reached out to us for help.
Speaker 1: Understand this.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say yes that she agreed to go out
Speaker 2: and meet up with Brett one more time.
Speaker 5: This like a bee pun joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this day, it's just so exhausting.
Speaker 5: You know, I think we've been on the phone for
Speaker 5: two hours.
Speaker 2: We're I'm calling it. We're sending you guys out one
Speaker 2: more time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, match made my heaven.
Speaker 2: MAT's for sure. Good luck you too.
Speaker 3: Thank you broken Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: In the morning, we got a text the seventy eighty
Speaker 2: five nine two that says, I'm pretty sure I'm the
Speaker 2: only listener left because my radio is broken and I
Speaker 2: can't change it off your chain. Oh, we appreciate you
Speaker 2: sticking with us. A choice that was nuts, that was
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 6: I liked it, you did, Okay, it just got a
Speaker 6: little frustrating for me at a certain point. Like I
Speaker 6: love deep thinkers and everything, but like, can we answer
Speaker 6: a question, just one, not another question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't see them actually
Speaker 2: going out again, even though I forced it at the
Speaker 2: end there.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think it matters what you tried to force. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that woman is doing whatever she wants exactly.
Speaker 2: But here's the good news. She did save him and
Speaker 2: his feelings because she could have totally been like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's not on my level, like I'm a mountain and
Speaker 2: he's a lowly flower or what type of mountain goat
Speaker 2: is he It could have gone that way, but she
Speaker 2: just said what will be will be, and that's how
Speaker 2: we should.
Speaker 3: Leave it, okay, or she just left him hanging, which
Speaker 3: kind of sucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna get married, Like who knows.
Speaker 3: Even if they got married. He's like, did I say
Speaker 3: I do? I don't know if they asked.
Speaker 5: Her, and she goes, do I.
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