1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,720 Speaker 1: One eight hundred dy away. We'll go to one eight 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,720 Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time one 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: eight hundred Do you y away? He's another jubil the twenties. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: Tell me I'm five. Hello, this is warn Hey Warren, 6 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 1: this is Jimmy patch over in corporate HR. You got 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: a minute? Oh um? Yeah? What's up? Well, before I start, 8 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: I want to say this might be a little bit 9 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: of a tough conversation for you, but I want you 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 1: to know this is all just business. Okay, Am I 11 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 1: am I getting fired? No? No, I wish that'd be 12 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: an easy conversation. I should be like, get out of here, 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:46,319 Speaker 1: a low life, pack your bags. I'm just joking. You're 14 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 1: not getting fired, but you need to talk. Oh okay, 15 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: I need to tell you that we're going to be 16 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: moving your company parking spot. What why? Okay, Well, it's 17 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 1: actually it's kind of exciting. Okay. We just made a 18 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 1: new hire and he is something else. He's super cool, 19 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: like extremely handsome, got a great mind. It's like if 20 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg and had Sheer and had a baby. That's 21 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: the kind of guy we're talking about Mark Zuckerberg, and 22 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,319 Speaker 1: that doesn't sound like a handsome baby. Okay, well you 23 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: know what I mean. He's young, he's hip, and he 24 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: drives a Tesla. So fuck so he's gonna need your 25 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: parking spot. That's what I've had that parking spot for 26 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: like five years. I'm not just gonna let a new 27 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: guy take it. That doesn't make sense, all right, But 28 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: it's not just any new guy. Okay, I'm not sure 29 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: if you heard me. He drives a Tesla. I don't 30 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: care what he drives. Okay, well we do. We at 31 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 1: the company. We care because we really think it would 32 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: help our company's image if he parked right in front 33 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: of the building. You know where your spot is. Company 34 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: image where a storage company? Right, yes, And that's what 35 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: we don't want people to think of us as just 36 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: a storage company. We want people to think of us 37 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: as a company that stores nice things here. And what 38 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 1: are people going to think when they drive a tour 39 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: building and they see your clunker out in front. You 40 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: know it's a Forerunner, right? My cars not even that old, 41 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,920 Speaker 1: at least it like two years ago. Okay, but is 42 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: it electric? Does it have a ludicrous mode? Probably? Not. 43 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: Why does that even matter. I mean, I'm not leaving 44 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,679 Speaker 1: the spot. I love that spot. It's my spot. I've 45 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: been there forever. Like I said, I understand, I understand. 46 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: Like I said, I knew this was gonna be a 47 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: tough conversation. But you're still gonna have a great parking spot, 48 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:30,799 Speaker 1: just not that one. Okay, Then he can have that 49 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,839 Speaker 1: great parking spot right next to the side entrance, right, 50 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: But we found a lovely offsite lot. It's got a 51 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: great view of the train tracks. It's only a fifteen 52 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 1: minute walk. Fifteen minute walk, I mean, you could probably 53 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: use the exercise anyway, right, What the hell is that 54 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: supposed to mean. I just mean everybody can use a 55 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: nice brisk walk in the morning, you know. And let's 56 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: of course you drive a Tesla, then no need. This 57 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: is both dude, I'm not standing for this. Okay, here's 58 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: an option. Maybe if you upgraded your v le to 59 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: something a little less basic and vomit inducing, we could 60 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 1: get your spot up front. Vomit inducing. My Toyota four 61 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 1: Runner is vomit inducing well compared to a Tesla. Yes, 62 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: this is the most ridiculous call. I don't even know 63 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 1: who you are. Like I said, my name is Jimmy Patch. 64 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: I'm new here. I was just hired last week, and 65 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 1: I'm making a few changes, including the parking. Wait, who's 66 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: the new employee with the new employee? Which new employee 67 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: the one that's taking my spot? Oh? Oh okay, sorry, 68 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: that's actually not important. What's important is that you not 69 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: parking that spot again? No, you tell me right now 70 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: who is is? I want to talk to that guy, 71 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: all right, full disclosure, because honestly is important. I might 72 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: be the new employee that needs that spot. Oh my god, 73 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: I knew it. You are not having that. Well, okay, 74 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 1: I've earned it, though I have earned it, earned it. 75 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: You weren't here for one week, right, But I do 76 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: have a Tesla and I can't be parking fifteen minutes away. 77 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: Sound Oh my god, cut your about the tesla. Nobody 78 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: gives a about your stupid tesla. Okay, well, I would 79 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: disagree with you because you should see the looks like 80 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: get when I drive down the street. No one gives 81 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: you know, we could always race for the spot. You 82 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: want to race for the spot, we could race for it. 83 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: I don't want to race, of course you don't. Of 84 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: course you don't you know why because I drive a Tesla. 85 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: So what, let's do it. I will smoke your and 86 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: your dumb tesla. You're gonna smoke my app in my tesla. Yeah, 87 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: you heard me, right outside of lunch, right in the intersection. 88 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 1: Let's do I'm gonna smoke your asp, smoke my right 89 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,600 Speaker 1: outside the building. Yeah, what you scared? No, that kind 90 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 1: of sounds intriguing. Listen, if you can smoke my in 91 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: the intersection, I'm gonna yank your chain in the kitchen. 92 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 1: What you smoke myall? Yank your chain? What do you think? 93 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you? Dude? This is 94 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,040 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing 95 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your co worker Jarvis 96 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: set you up. That's what's wrong with me. What it's 97 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: a joke. Your coworker, Jarvist said that you're very protectively 98 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: your parking spot. I wanted to mess with you. Oh 99 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: my god, are you kidding me? Yes, it's a joke. 100 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 1: He said that somebody parked in your spot last week 101 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: and you freaked out. Well yeah I did freak out, man, 102 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 1: that's fine spot. I have that thing for five years. 103 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: Well not anymore because we got a Tesla in the house. 104 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 1: Oh man, you're Tesla.