WEBVTT - Thanksgiving With Cousin Benji

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject She's way too comfortable. We'll get into that in

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<v Speaker 1>just a bit, because right now the nephew is here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving is up on us. We all know it's around

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<v Speaker 1>the corners. Time to get ready. You have people coming

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<v Speaker 1>in family members. This right here is Thanksgiving with cousin Benji.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving with your cousin Benji, cat Doll. If you hood hello, Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this? Miss Glendon? Who is this this busy

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling? Is this perv there? Um? You know she's

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<v Speaker 1>not here right now, but this is our daughter. Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a problem? Oh? No, this this this be this? Mama,

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<v Speaker 1>Mama Lowe's nephew again, Miss Glenda, Mam, mama, mama what

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't it? Ain't it correct? Mama Lord's pose? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being I'm I'm her nephew from the other side

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<v Speaker 1>of the family. You say your name? Whatnota okay? What

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<v Speaker 1>tell You're supposed to get in and we should need

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<v Speaker 1>everybody afternoon? Okay? Uh is Miss Purvises she is your

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<v Speaker 1>mama making the dresses. Yeah, she's making enough for about

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<v Speaker 1>forty five people. Um. We actually um, this was discussed

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<v Speaker 1>about a month ago, right, y'all on the y'all they

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<v Speaker 1>had the um conference call. The conference family had the

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<v Speaker 1>conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay, Nah, listen, what the

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<v Speaker 1>reason why they got me to call? They wanted me

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<v Speaker 1>to go in and call and I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get Miss Purvis. She's not there. You know, she's not here.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong? Okay, They're not gonna They're not gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>her to do the um to do the dress. And

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<v Speaker 1>why wouldn't they need to do this and she's been

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<v Speaker 1>making it for ken years. We just we just discussed it.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you mean they say that they got

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<v Speaker 1>somebody down here that's gonna do the dresses, especially said,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do the dressing. Okay, Well, first of all, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you you're you're Benji? What is your name? That was

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<v Speaker 1>not my name, Benjamin, but they called me Benji. But bro,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh, like I say, uh, I'm on the other

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<v Speaker 1>side of the fact, I ain't on y'all side. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still trying to figure out why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>Because she's been making a dressing for ten years, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know why why you're calling me. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know you. Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain

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<v Speaker 1>to you this right here is that they got some y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all ain't got to worry with bringing the dressing. They

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<v Speaker 1>got somebody gonna bring. They got somebody down here that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna cook it. So in otherwhere with you know, if

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<v Speaker 1>you can tell Miss Prayvh ain't got to worry about

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<v Speaker 1>the dressing this year, I'm like, you want me to

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<v Speaker 1>tell my mama after she'd been making dressing for ten years,

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<v Speaker 1>that child said, y'all ain't worried about She shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to make this ship because we're driving there every year.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not gonna do that to her. So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't even know who you are to be

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<v Speaker 1>calling me anyway? Why getting somebody calling me that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know regarding it? Okay, Okay, you're good the right

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<v Speaker 1>I am blend all. Right, listen, let me say this

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<v Speaker 1>because I I don't mind saying what what everybody thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>but most people don't want to say. Let me just

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<v Speaker 1>say this right here. Really, what's going on is just

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<v Speaker 1>right here. A lot of people in the family, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>don't really don't, don't really lighten this prayer of his dress, Dn, Benjamin,

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<v Speaker 1>who are you supposed to be? Let me sport this

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<v Speaker 1>something there? My mom gonna make it. Listen, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>kick and we ain't bringing that home with us, so

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<v Speaker 1>you can tell your family that I said that because

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<v Speaker 1>you want to see me. I mean, for first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to understand that I'm bringing news that that

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<v Speaker 1>that people didn't don't voted on, and this is what

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<v Speaker 1>everybody want to do. I don't know abody, Well why

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<v Speaker 1>did this Nick? How when you had a meeting? She

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<v Speaker 1>been making it ten years? Ain't nobody and saying nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>And a gains what when of them up in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody did not be walking up and through that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about my MoMA either, and yeah, I'm gonna eat it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see right there. Why why if people don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the dress in Glinda, why do you want to make

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<v Speaker 1>submit everybody to happen to eat it. If they don't

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<v Speaker 1>like it, you don't eat That's how I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You won't call me well, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>no Benjamin, Benji, who do my mama Lord's nephew from

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of the family exactly, And they don't

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<v Speaker 1>know yet. Okay, And it really really to the bad

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<v Speaker 1>all that I don't really know you. But I'm but

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm but I'm man enough. I'm man up the

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<v Speaker 1>car you and tell you what we're gonna do. What

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<v Speaker 1>we ain't gonna do what I know ain't I said

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't I want peat it again. She's gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>transic you. I'm gonna eat it, and we're gonna b

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<v Speaker 1>my name. Okay, Okay, right there, listen, And I know

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<v Speaker 1>this might be hard for you. Don't understand what you

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<v Speaker 1>grew up with liking everybody else might not like you

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<v Speaker 1>can say what you want to at you white, so

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<v Speaker 1>you lean there like because you are in down around.

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<v Speaker 1>But she may dressing now. First of all, when y'all

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<v Speaker 1>get down here, it's gonna already be some more dressing here, okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And she gonna make country and said, and we're gonna see, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna eat and it's it's not even mean discuss

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<v Speaker 1>no friends in that. I said. I don't like to

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<v Speaker 1>say because your name's gonna hurt my mama feeling. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you to tell her, don't make it now, so

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<v Speaker 1>she'll even bring it down. We are cool to get anyway. Hey, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say this here because every dealer you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>it as clear as I can say. If y'all come

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<v Speaker 1>down here with that dress, I'll promise you we already

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<v Speaker 1>got dressing made. We're throwing that dressing in the trash

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<v Speaker 1>so everybody can get the dressing that we made. Fun him,

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<v Speaker 1>Floy Blake, that's what we're doing. Please let me find

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<v Speaker 1>something into you. I'm gonna be undressing Patroll, and if

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<v Speaker 1>I find out you then to my mama dressing in

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<v Speaker 1>the trash, it's gonna be him and we're gonna set

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<v Speaker 1>that out. I'm not playing with you. This what's so

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<v Speaker 1>funny to me? I'm gonna call ain't tell me. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't on it. Con ain't know why I'm not to

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<v Speaker 1>Callers are telling us to book. But now they're gonna said,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll stop it because when me, I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>she'll tell I can't. They said, like you the band

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<v Speaker 1>in the world, the bench bene in my life, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know you're rap. I'm telling you now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling that playing with you. I'm telling you anything

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<v Speaker 1>that hurt my mama felling, it's gonna be so and

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<v Speaker 1>then and I'm telling you all, y'all gonna be yeah

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<v Speaker 1>felling down there. But I'm telling me y'all out one.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me say I say something else to you. I

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<v Speaker 1>wish you would. Can I tell you what else? They

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<v Speaker 1>were saying? They wanted me to tell you this, Glinda,

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<v Speaker 1>this is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Your cousin Sheila got me to prank phone. Call you. Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>You're about to lake you said off what this same

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<v Speaker 1>glen remaining because I'm gonna have my brother's what ninja

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<v Speaker 1>yeah play Tommy? Thank what's going to be careful? Last

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<v Speaker 1>question before I let you go? What is the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean, the baddest radio show in the land,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Pardy Morning Show, OCA Call ain't till ain't no,

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<v Speaker 1>said nothing on the come. She was, I'm gonna come

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<v Speaker 1>up in here and said this plaking blank off. She

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<v Speaker 1>was this, I'm gonna be on blanketed, blank dressing blank

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<v Speaker 1>and blank patrol, not dressing patrol. Though, Oh man, you stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, yeah, yeah, she got tired to your stupid

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<v Speaker 1>as to talk to me. I don't even know Benjamin,

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<v Speaker 1>benjie by folks, what is your name talking? I love man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hurt feeling, you're not feeling. You know you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like the dressing. You better swallow. I tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna bring that dressing down there. We ain't bringing

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<v Speaker 1>none back home. We're gonna make it and y'all end's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna eat it. Man, I love it. See right there,

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<v Speaker 1>right there, and see you now that right there? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would we see? I would just say to see why

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<v Speaker 1>see things you grew up on liking might not be

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Boy, your stupid but your stupid ass. Huh

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<v Speaker 1>they know how. I'm gonna be the most stupids in

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<v Speaker 1>this this weekend at the Dayton Convention Center, tickets own sale.

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<v Speaker 1>Nep Your Time in France comedy show you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to miss it tickets own see a Red now all right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letter subject She's

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<v Speaker 1>way too comfortable. We'll get into it right after this.

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