Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
Speaker 1: subject She's way too comfortable. We'll get into that in
Speaker 1: just a bit, because right now the nephew is here
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Enough?
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving is up on us. We all know it's around
Speaker 1: the corners. Time to get ready. You have people coming
Speaker 1: in family members. This right here is Thanksgiving with cousin Benji.
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving with your cousin Benji, cat Doll. If you hood hello, Hello?
Speaker 1: Who is this? Miss Glendon? Who is this this busy
Speaker 1: I'm calling? Is this perv there? Um? You know she's
Speaker 1: not here right now, but this is our daughter. Um?
Speaker 1: Is there a problem? Oh? No, this this this be this? Mama,
Speaker 1: Mama Lowe's nephew again, Miss Glenda, Mam, mama, mama what
Speaker 1: you ain't it? Ain't it correct? Mama Lord's pose? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm being I'm I'm her nephew from the other side
Speaker 1: of the family. You say your name? Whatnota okay? What
Speaker 1: tell You're supposed to get in and we should need
Speaker 1: everybody afternoon? Okay? Uh is Miss Purvises she is your
Speaker 1: mama making the dresses. Yeah, she's making enough for about
Speaker 1: forty five people. Um. We actually um, this was discussed
Speaker 1: about a month ago, right, y'all on the y'all they
Speaker 1: had the um conference call. The conference family had the
Speaker 1: conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay, Nah, listen, what the
Speaker 1: reason why they got me to call? They wanted me
Speaker 1: to go in and call and I was trying to
Speaker 1: get Miss Purvis. She's not there. You know, she's not here.
Speaker 1: What's wrong? Okay, They're not gonna They're not gonna need
Speaker 1: her to do the um to do the dress. And
Speaker 1: why wouldn't they need to do this and she's been
Speaker 1: making it for ken years. We just we just discussed it.
Speaker 1: So what do you mean they say that they got
Speaker 1: somebody down here that's gonna do the dresses, especially said,
Speaker 1: y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
Speaker 1: and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
Speaker 1: do the dressing. Okay, Well, first of all, how are
Speaker 1: you you're you're Benji? What is your name? That was
Speaker 1: not my name, Benjamin, but they called me Benji. But bro,
Speaker 1: but uh, like I say, uh, I'm on the other
Speaker 1: side of the fact, I ain't on y'all side. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: Because she's been making a dressing for ten years, like
Speaker 1: I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So I
Speaker 1: don't even know why why you're calling me. I don't
Speaker 1: even know you. Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain
Speaker 1: to you this right here is that they got some y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got to worry with bringing the dressing. They
Speaker 1: got somebody gonna bring. They got somebody down here that's
Speaker 1: gonna cook it. So in otherwhere with you know, if
Speaker 1: you can tell Miss Prayvh ain't got to worry about
Speaker 1: the dressing this year, I'm like, you want me to
Speaker 1: tell my mama after she'd been making dressing for ten years,
Speaker 1: that child said, y'all ain't worried about She shouldn't have
Speaker 1: to make this ship because we're driving there every year.
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna do that to her. So I mean,
Speaker 1: don't I don't even know who you are to be
Speaker 1: calling me anyway? Why getting somebody calling me that I
Speaker 1: don't know regarding it? Okay, Okay, you're good the right
Speaker 1: I am blend all. Right, listen, let me say this
Speaker 1: because I I don't mind saying what what everybody thinking,
Speaker 1: but most people don't want to say. Let me just
Speaker 1: say this right here. Really, what's going on is just
Speaker 1: right here. A lot of people in the family, you know,
Speaker 1: don't really don't, don't really lighten this prayer of his dress, Dn, Benjamin,
Speaker 1: who are you supposed to be? Let me sport this
Speaker 1: something there? My mom gonna make it. Listen, you don't
Speaker 1: kick and we ain't bringing that home with us, so
Speaker 1: you can tell your family that I said that because
Speaker 1: you want to see me. I mean, for first of all,
Speaker 1: you got to understand that I'm bringing news that that
Speaker 1: that people didn't don't voted on, and this is what
Speaker 1: everybody want to do. I don't know abody, Well why
Speaker 1: did this Nick? How when you had a meeting? She
Speaker 1: been making it ten years? Ain't nobody and saying nothing?
Speaker 1: And a gains what when of them up in the house.
Speaker 1: Nobody did not be walking up and through that. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about my MoMA either, and yeah, I'm gonna eat it. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see right there. Why why if people don't like
Speaker 1: the dress in Glinda, why do you want to make
Speaker 1: submit everybody to happen to eat it. If they don't
Speaker 1: like it, you don't eat That's how I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You won't call me well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: no Benjamin, Benji, who do my mama Lord's nephew from
Speaker 1: the other side of the family exactly, And they don't
Speaker 1: know yet. Okay, And it really really to the bad
Speaker 1: all that I don't really know you. But I'm but
Speaker 1: but I'm but I'm man enough. I'm man up the
Speaker 1: car you and tell you what we're gonna do. What
Speaker 1: we ain't gonna do what I know ain't I said
Speaker 1: it wasn't I want peat it again. She's gonna make
Speaker 1: transic you. I'm gonna eat it, and we're gonna b
Speaker 1: my name. Okay, Okay, right there, listen, And I know
Speaker 1: this might be hard for you. Don't understand what you
Speaker 1: grew up with liking everybody else might not like you
Speaker 1: can say what you want to at you white, so
Speaker 1: you lean there like because you are in down around.
Speaker 1: But she may dressing now. First of all, when y'all
Speaker 1: get down here, it's gonna already be some more dressing here, okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: And she gonna make country and said, and we're gonna see, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat and it's it's not even mean discuss
Speaker 1: no friends in that. I said. I don't like to
Speaker 1: say because your name's gonna hurt my mama feeling. Okay,
Speaker 1: there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying to
Speaker 1: tell you to tell her, don't make it now, so
Speaker 1: she'll even bring it down. We are cool to get anyway. Hey, look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this here because every dealer you ain't
Speaker 1: really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: it as clear as I can say. If y'all come
Speaker 1: down here with that dress, I'll promise you we already
Speaker 1: got dressing made. We're throwing that dressing in the trash
Speaker 1: so everybody can get the dressing that we made. Fun him,
Speaker 1: Floy Blake, that's what we're doing. Please let me find
Speaker 1: something into you. I'm gonna be undressing Patroll, and if
Speaker 1: I find out you then to my mama dressing in
Speaker 1: the trash, it's gonna be him and we're gonna set
Speaker 1: that out. I'm not playing with you. This what's so
Speaker 1: funny to me? I'm gonna call ain't tell me. We
Speaker 1: don't on it. Con ain't know why I'm not to
Speaker 1: Callers are telling us to book. But now they're gonna said,
Speaker 1: she'll stop it because when me, I don't even know
Speaker 1: she'll tell I can't. They said, like you the band
Speaker 1: in the world, the bench bene in my life, but
Speaker 1: I don't even know you're rap. I'm telling you now,
Speaker 1: I'm telling that playing with you. I'm telling you anything
Speaker 1: that hurt my mama felling, it's gonna be so and
Speaker 1: then and I'm telling you all, y'all gonna be yeah
Speaker 1: felling down there. But I'm telling me y'all out one.
Speaker 1: Let me say I say something else to you. I
Speaker 1: wish you would. Can I tell you what else? They
Speaker 1: were saying? They wanted me to tell you this, Glinda,
Speaker 1: this is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Your cousin Sheila got me to prank phone. Call you. Tommy,
Speaker 1: You're about to lake you said off what this same
Speaker 1: glen remaining because I'm gonna have my brother's what ninja
Speaker 1: yeah play Tommy? Thank what's going to be careful? Last
Speaker 1: question before I let you go? What is the baddest
Speaker 1: And I mean, the baddest radio show in the land,
Speaker 1: Steve Pardy Morning Show, OCA Call ain't till ain't no,
Speaker 1: said nothing on the come. She was, I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: up in here and said this plaking blank off. She
Speaker 1: was this, I'm gonna be on blanketed, blank dressing blank
Speaker 1: and blank patrol, not dressing patrol. Though, Oh man, you stupid,
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, yeah, she got tired to your stupid
Speaker 1: as to talk to me. I don't even know Benjamin,
Speaker 1: benjie by folks, what is your name talking? I love man,
Speaker 1: you know, hurt feeling, you're not feeling. You know you
Speaker 1: don't like the dressing. You better swallow. I tell you what.
Speaker 1: We're gonna bring that dressing down there. We ain't bringing
Speaker 1: none back home. We're gonna make it and y'all end's
Speaker 1: gonna eat it. Man, I love it. See right there,
Speaker 1: right there, and see you now that right there? Why
Speaker 1: would we see? I would just say to see why
Speaker 1: see things you grew up on liking might not be
Speaker 1: for you. Boy, your stupid but your stupid ass. Huh
Speaker 1: they know how. I'm gonna be the most stupids in
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Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letter subject She's
Speaker 1: way too comfortable. We'll get into it right after this.
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