1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:02,960 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 1: subject She's way too comfortable. We'll get into that in 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: just a bit, because right now the nephew is here 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Enough? 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving is up on us. We all know it's around 7 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: the corners. Time to get ready. You have people coming 8 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: in family members. This right here is Thanksgiving with cousin Benji. 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving with your cousin Benji, cat Doll. If you hood hello, Hello? 10 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,599 Speaker 1: Who is this? Miss Glendon? Who is this this busy 11 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,639 Speaker 1: I'm calling? Is this perv there? Um? You know she's 12 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,239 Speaker 1: not here right now, but this is our daughter. Um? 13 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 1: Is there a problem? Oh? No, this this this be this? Mama, 14 00:00:52,560 --> 00:01:00,040 Speaker 1: Mama Lowe's nephew again, Miss Glenda, Mam, mama, mama what 15 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 1: you ain't it? Ain't it correct? Mama Lord's pose? Okay, 16 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,559 Speaker 1: I'm being I'm I'm her nephew from the other side 17 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: of the family. You say your name? Whatnota okay? What 18 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: tell You're supposed to get in and we should need 19 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: everybody afternoon? Okay? Uh is Miss Purvises she is your 20 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: mama making the dresses. Yeah, she's making enough for about 21 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: forty five people. Um. We actually um, this was discussed 22 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: about a month ago, right, y'all on the y'all they 23 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: had the um conference call. The conference family had the 24 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:35,960 Speaker 1: conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay, Nah, listen, what the 25 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: reason why they got me to call? They wanted me 26 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: to go in and call and I was trying to 27 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: get Miss Purvis. She's not there. You know, she's not here. 28 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 1: What's wrong? Okay, They're not gonna They're not gonna need 29 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: her to do the um to do the dress. And 30 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: why wouldn't they need to do this and she's been 31 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 1: making it for ken years. We just we just discussed it. 32 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: So what do you mean they say that they got 33 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: somebody down here that's gonna do the dresses, especially said, 34 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it, you know, 35 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna 36 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: do the dressing. Okay, Well, first of all, how are 37 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: you you're you're Benji? What is your name? That was 38 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: not my name, Benjamin, but they called me Benji. But bro, 39 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 1: but uh, like I say, uh, I'm on the other 40 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: side of the fact, I ain't on y'all side. Okay, Well, 41 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out why are you calling me? 42 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: Because she's been making a dressing for ten years, like 43 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So I 44 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: don't even know why why you're calling me. I don't 45 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: even know you. Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain 46 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,799 Speaker 1: to you this right here is that they got some y'all. 47 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got to worry with bringing the dressing. They 48 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: got somebody gonna bring. They got somebody down here that's 49 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 1: gonna cook it. So in otherwhere with you know, if 50 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 1: you can tell Miss Prayvh ain't got to worry about 51 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: the dressing this year, I'm like, you want me to 52 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: tell my mama after she'd been making dressing for ten years, 53 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,679 Speaker 1: that child said, y'all ain't worried about She shouldn't have 54 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: to make this ship because we're driving there every year. 55 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna do that to her. So I mean, 56 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: don't I don't even know who you are to be 57 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: calling me anyway? Why getting somebody calling me that I 58 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: don't know regarding it? Okay, Okay, you're good the right 59 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 1: I am blend all. Right, listen, let me say this 60 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 1: because I I don't mind saying what what everybody thinking, 61 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: but most people don't want to say. Let me just 62 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: say this right here. Really, what's going on is just 63 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: right here. A lot of people in the family, you know, 64 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:31,799 Speaker 1: don't really don't, don't really lighten this prayer of his dress, Dn, Benjamin, 65 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 1: who are you supposed to be? Let me sport this 66 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: something there? My mom gonna make it. Listen, you don't 67 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 1: kick and we ain't bringing that home with us, so 68 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: you can tell your family that I said that because 69 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: you want to see me. I mean, for first of all, 70 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: you got to understand that I'm bringing news that that 71 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: that people didn't don't voted on, and this is what 72 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: everybody want to do. I don't know abody, Well why 73 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: did this Nick? How when you had a meeting? She 74 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: been making it ten years? Ain't nobody and saying nothing? 75 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: And a gains what when of them up in the house. 76 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: Nobody did not be walking up and through that. I'm 77 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: talking about my MoMA either, and yeah, I'm gonna eat it. Okay, 78 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: we'll see right there. Why why if people don't like 79 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: the dress in Glinda, why do you want to make 80 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: submit everybody to happen to eat it. If they don't 81 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 1: like it, you don't eat That's how I don't know. 82 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. You won't call me well, I don't know, 83 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: no Benjamin, Benji, who do my mama Lord's nephew from 84 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: the other side of the family exactly, And they don't 85 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,840 Speaker 1: know yet. Okay, And it really really to the bad 86 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: all that I don't really know you. But I'm but 87 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: but I'm but I'm man enough. I'm man up the 88 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,600 Speaker 1: car you and tell you what we're gonna do. What 89 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: we ain't gonna do what I know ain't I said 90 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: it wasn't I want peat it again. She's gonna make 91 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: transic you. I'm gonna eat it, and we're gonna b 92 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: my name. Okay, Okay, right there, listen, And I know 93 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: this might be hard for you. Don't understand what you 94 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: grew up with liking everybody else might not like you 95 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: can say what you want to at you white, so 96 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: you lean there like because you are in down around. 97 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 1: But she may dressing now. First of all, when y'all 98 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: get down here, it's gonna already be some more dressing here, okay, Okay, 99 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 1: And she gonna make country and said, and we're gonna see, Yeah, 100 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat and it's it's not even mean discuss 101 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: no friends in that. I said. I don't like to 102 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: say because your name's gonna hurt my mama feeling. Okay, 103 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 1: there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying to 104 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: tell you to tell her, don't make it now, so 105 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: she'll even bring it down. We are cool to get anyway. Hey, look, 106 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this here because every dealer you ain't 107 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna say 108 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 1: it as clear as I can say. If y'all come 109 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: down here with that dress, I'll promise you we already 110 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: got dressing made. We're throwing that dressing in the trash 111 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: so everybody can get the dressing that we made. Fun him, 112 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 1: Floy Blake, that's what we're doing. Please let me find 113 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: something into you. I'm gonna be undressing Patroll, and if 114 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 1: I find out you then to my mama dressing in 115 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: the trash, it's gonna be him and we're gonna set 116 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 1: that out. I'm not playing with you. This what's so 117 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: funny to me? I'm gonna call ain't tell me. We 118 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 1: don't on it. Con ain't know why I'm not to 119 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 1: Callers are telling us to book. But now they're gonna said, 120 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: she'll stop it because when me, I don't even know 121 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 1: she'll tell I can't. They said, like you the band 122 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 1: in the world, the bench bene in my life, but 123 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: I don't even know you're rap. I'm telling you now, 124 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: I'm telling that playing with you. I'm telling you anything 125 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 1: that hurt my mama felling, it's gonna be so and 126 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: then and I'm telling you all, y'all gonna be yeah 127 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: felling down there. But I'm telling me y'all out one. 128 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: Let me say I say something else to you. I 129 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 1: wish you would. Can I tell you what else? They 130 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: were saying? They wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, 131 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: this is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. 132 00:06:53,320 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: Your cousin Sheila got me to prank phone. Call you. Tommy, 133 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: You're about to lake you said off what this same 134 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: glen remaining because I'm gonna have my brother's what ninja 135 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: yeah play Tommy? Thank what's going to be careful? Last 136 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: question before I let you go? What is the baddest 137 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: And I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, 138 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: Steve Pardy Morning Show, OCA Call ain't till ain't no, 139 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: said nothing on the come. She was, I'm gonna come 140 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: up in here and said this plaking blank off. She 141 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:55,679 Speaker 1: was this, I'm gonna be on blanketed, blank dressing blank 142 00:07:55,760 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: and blank patrol, not dressing patrol. Though, Oh man, you stupid, 143 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, yeah, she got tired to your stupid 144 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 1: as to talk to me. I don't even know Benjamin, 145 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: benjie by folks, what is your name talking? I love man, 146 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 1: you know, hurt feeling, you're not feeling. You know you 147 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 1: don't like the dressing. You better swallow. I tell you what. 148 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: We're gonna bring that dressing down there. We ain't bringing 149 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: none back home. We're gonna make it and y'all end's 150 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: gonna eat it. Man, I love it. See right there, 151 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: right there, and see you now that right there? Why 152 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,960 Speaker 1: would we see? I would just say to see why 153 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: see things you grew up on liking might not be 154 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 1: for you. Boy, your stupid but your stupid ass. Huh 155 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,520 Speaker 1: they know how. I'm gonna be the most stupids in 156 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 1: this this weekend at the Dayton Convention Center, tickets own sale. 157 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,320 Speaker 1: Nep Your Time in France comedy show you don't want 158 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 1: to miss it tickets own see a Red now all right, 159 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letter subject She's 160 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,199 Speaker 1: way too comfortable. We'll get into it right after this. 161 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,439 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show.