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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know to, so we gotta do it that way.
Speaker 5: I'm going.
Speaker 1: You know we're black and say, hell, we gotta do
Speaker 1: it that way. My kids is gonna love it? So
Speaker 1: what's what's what's going on DJ? The world of comedy.
Speaker 1: It's seeming like rap right now? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I think it's loose.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, they lose, they lose, they lose. They But I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. Part of me loves it, love seeing
Speaker 1: like the competition, people going back and forth. And I
Speaker 1: guess it started with this famous Cat Williams.
Speaker 2: Yes, did you see that interview?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I saw parts of the interview.
Speaker 3: And because I'm older, when I'll see that, I always
Speaker 3: say that type of stuff is been neath to my
Speaker 3: intelligence because you know, I come up from a different
Speaker 3: group of men, I move a certain way, and when
Speaker 3: I see that, I know.
Speaker 2: People have their differences in life.
Speaker 1: You know. I was.
Speaker 3: Upset on so many levels, embarrassed on so many levels.
Speaker 3: I also felt that Shannon shop understanding where he's from
Speaker 3: and being an older guy, I felt that on certain
Speaker 3: platforms you're supposed to say you have your a grievances,
Speaker 3: but not on this show. Because it started a dominant
Speaker 3: effect of negativity around the world, and people who don't
Speaker 3: understand comedy will take stuff and run. Because over the
Speaker 3: last twenty thirty years, social.
Speaker 1: Media has really.
Speaker 3: Declined the mentality of most men and women around the world,
Speaker 3: so they don't fact check stuff. They believe everything, and
Speaker 3: whoever gets to the mic first truly has the advantage
Speaker 3: because people runation so fast without doing the checking.
Speaker 2: And that's the only thing I have against it. That's
Speaker 2: all with me.
Speaker 1: I'm on a different Yeah, I'm saying because.
Speaker 2: I noticed that.
Speaker 1: That's that's the reason why we do disclaim is now,
Speaker 1: you know, since since a famous Kanye West episode, like
Speaker 1: we do disclaimer is now because to a certain extent,
Speaker 1: I can ask a personal question, but I really can't
Speaker 1: control the answer. I can control my response to that.
Speaker 1: So now if I was to ask somebody about a
Speaker 1: friend of mine and there was this friend of mines,
Speaker 1: I now know to be like, don't be quiet on
Speaker 1: that part. I like because then although they know I
Speaker 1: can't control it, it's still personal. So that's what it
Speaker 1: felt to me, Like that's what we're feeling like. It's
Speaker 1: felt like comedians and I just can't waits. Obviously I
Speaker 1: was just want question, but like comedians been doing this,
Speaker 1: I think Afrion Crockett said, they said, oh, we've been
Speaker 1: like this. No read he doesn't participate in the back
Speaker 1: and forth neither. But it seems like comedians are really
Speaker 1: stepping up and saying, like I've seen Donell and another
Speaker 1: one going out each other.
Speaker 2: See that regardless of all that.
Speaker 3: You know, you're from New York, you know from Jersey Hollow,
Speaker 3: and you know all the people I hung out with us.
Speaker 3: At the end of the day, a man gotta be
Speaker 3: a man. And that's what we lose in. See, at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, men are supposed to be men,
Speaker 3: like we.
Speaker 1: Don't move that way. Men move.
Speaker 3: Real men move a certain way, no matter how they
Speaker 3: are tempered or pulled into a situation. To get off
Speaker 3: the square. The discipline is I'm a man first, and
Speaker 3: we had that. Unfortunately the rest of the world is.
Speaker 1: Not like that.
Speaker 3: So sometimes you gotta take the gloves off and get
Speaker 3: in the mud like everybody else. You know, some things
Speaker 3: can't be you can't lets slide, but you're to have
Speaker 3: the discipline, like you know, it's not worth it.
Speaker 2: This give me like jay Z.
Speaker 3: Like jay Z gets attack so much, but to this
Speaker 3: day you still hear him going back at nobody and
Speaker 3: that's just like a perfect example.
Speaker 2: And he wants to us.
Speaker 1: One is right that that's how everybody.
Speaker 2: Should move in life.
Speaker 3: I ain't sweating that, you know what I'm saying, especially
Speaker 3: if you take a risk of losing everything you worked
Speaker 3: hard for.
Speaker 2: Right, Because.
Speaker 1: Let me back up a little bit, I said Kat Williams,
Speaker 1: I started that, but can't ain't. Will Smith considered a
Speaker 1: comedian to a certain extent.
Speaker 2: To a certain stay.
Speaker 3: He has a comedic persona about him, right, but Will
Speaker 3: Smith is not in the same.
Speaker 2: Situation he will be at night club.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Will smith situation is that he got a woman
Speaker 3: that devalued him. They see and your woman, It shows
Speaker 3: that your woman is just as powerful as you when
Speaker 3: you're wifey. That's why when people say be careful who
Speaker 3: you marry, because that woman represents you. So you want
Speaker 3: to have someone that represents you as well.
Speaker 2: And even though she.
Speaker 3: Has her issues and people love her, you know, at
Speaker 3: the same time, you will have to move a certain way,
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 1: Did you thought that was stage when you saw it?
Speaker 2: When that situation where Chris Rock, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Was embarrassing on so many levels because I know Chris,
Speaker 3: I know Will And to put everybody to true size,
Speaker 3: you know, and I didn't true size. I just again.
Speaker 3: I thought it was embarrassing. I felt that at the
Speaker 3: end of the day, you want men to be men,
Speaker 3: you know, and as a man on will Smith part,
Speaker 3: he should never went on that stage there and did
Speaker 3: what he did.
Speaker 2: It should have been something handle.
Speaker 3: Off stage, talking to you in the back, let me
Speaker 3: higher at you.
Speaker 2: That Chris Rock situation was.
Speaker 3: I was disappointed to him because it showed him being
Speaker 3: in Brooklyn. He should have known that when he sees
Speaker 3: somebody rolling up on him, back up the back up,
Speaker 3: like why you're rolling up on me? And he just
Speaker 3: stood there and did that. That That that that bothered me.
Speaker 3: From ad that situation, I would have never been in
Speaker 3: the wits.
Speaker 2: I've never been in that situation.
Speaker 1: Situation.
Speaker 2: Most when I be in.
Speaker 1: Situations in my life, it's been because people have snuck me.
Speaker 1: It's never been a fair one.
Speaker 3: I heard people say they've done things to me, but
Speaker 3: never been able to really tell the truth right. So
Speaker 3: people get up there in the universe first will say, oh,
Speaker 3: such happened to TK, but no one knows the truth.
Speaker 3: So I have to bury it because I cannot chase
Speaker 3: a lie, and you cannot compete against a lie who
Speaker 3: is a narcissist or a habitual liar, because there's some
Speaker 3: people who truly believe in what they saying and take
Speaker 3: it to the grade. So you can't go to each
Speaker 3: person like you're a person line ever, because people go
Speaker 3: don't believe what they want to believe.
Speaker 2: Now, I see one of the shows.
Speaker 1: Where this is one of the best crowd controlled I
Speaker 1: ever saw, Like you literally made motherfuckers put their hand
Speaker 1: them when they go to the bathroom. I was like,
Speaker 1: somebody got up. You said, hey, motherfucker, you ain't getting
Speaker 1: up no more. From now on, everyone's it's just set up.
Speaker 3: What I do is I let a couple of people
Speaker 3: go use the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I let two or three see the whole room.
Speaker 3: And then after when that fourth person start getting up,
Speaker 3: I said, excuse me, can you come have a seat
Speaker 3: with me for a.
Speaker 1: Second, And they're like no, No. I got to go
Speaker 1: and say just for a second, you know, And then
Speaker 1: I look around around.
Speaker 3: I say, let another motherfucker get up, you know, because
Speaker 3: I said, I'm in the middle of a conversation.
Speaker 2: And what I'm trying to show.
Speaker 3: The universe is that I am a professor of my game.
Speaker 3: That the information I'm dropping is not just a comedy show.
Speaker 3: What you're about to walk out on might be something
Speaker 3: that can.
Speaker 2: Change your life, you know.
Speaker 3: So I need you to really sit here, even though
Speaker 3: I'm playing, sit here and really coming. Because after my
Speaker 3: shows people say to me.
Speaker 1: Could you repeat what you said?
Speaker 3: And I'm like no, because I'm not a professor. You
Speaker 3: should have been in there really paying attention because I've
Speaker 3: elevated my game with comedy to what I.
Speaker 2: Call PhD level, Like you really got to.
Speaker 3: Come to my show and really be alert because I read,
Speaker 3: I study. It's so much that when I'm on stage,
Speaker 3: I really want to give the world this information. And
Speaker 3: when I was here last time and I was talked
Speaker 3: about ink file and all this stuff about LLCs and
Speaker 3: eims right, and as I progress in life, I still
Speaker 3: learn things to this day. And when I come to
Speaker 3: your show, I always try to be so prepared because
Speaker 3: when I walk down the street, no matter if I'm
Speaker 3: in Paris, Australia, people have seen your show. They talked
Speaker 3: to me about my knowledge, they talked to me about
Speaker 3: being well spoken, and I represent the African American man.
Speaker 3: I take pride in that because of what my past was.
Speaker 3: Twenty thirty years ago. It's about evolving into become a
Speaker 3: better man, you know, and that's the kind of man
Speaker 3: I want to be.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 1: That started since that on stage was like that year
Speaker 1: I believe Dave Chappelle got attacked.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was grazy year.
Speaker 1: They going, Have you ever had a heckler or something
Speaker 1: like that happened to you where someone try to physically
Speaker 1: come at you because you'd be pretty harsh. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think I'm truly well respected, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I think I'm well respected. No one really comes out.
Speaker 3: I might have issues, but I'm smart enough. I know
Speaker 3: how to control the room. That comes from torn with cash,
Speaker 3: twenty millionaires, the jay Z, the n w A and
Speaker 3: what happened. I remember doing a rough Rider tour and
Speaker 3: Leo Cohen, Yeah he was at the show and he said, man,
Speaker 3: people don't know how Yeah you know, you know. So
Speaker 3: he was like, nobody knows how important your show is
Speaker 3: as an MC because I'm there to control the climbing
Speaker 3: of the room. It's the same way as the standard comedian.
Speaker 3: People can start going back and forth. Now I can
Speaker 3: make a choice. We could turn this motherfucker out. I
Speaker 3: have the ability, right, did I control the room. Right,
Speaker 3: this thing can go to the war. Well, we can
Speaker 3: have a physical fight, or I can have security escort
Speaker 3: you out to protect everybody, see, because everybody.
Speaker 2: Has to be protected.
Speaker 3: Because to go way back to a club I did
Speaker 3: about thirty years ago called Terminal D. Got into a
Speaker 3: big fight in Terminal D. And what I realized that
Speaker 3: everybody in the club sued me.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: See, whoever got the money right in the club is
Speaker 1: getting sued.
Speaker 2: Who everybody's gonna sue you?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: So that taught me thirty years ago.
Speaker 3: And when I do that, when people do have problems
Speaker 3: with me on stage, I actually say to myself, why
Speaker 3: did you come out to start a problem? Because all
Speaker 3: these I become nervous on stage. Not that I fear
Speaker 3: for my life, I'm nervous because this can go so
Speaker 3: many ways.
Speaker 2: People can get hurt.
Speaker 3: Right then the worst case they are going in front
Speaker 3: of a judge, going for having the police come handcuffing you.
Speaker 2: Somebody could die.
Speaker 3: Everybody always thinks that a fight just gonna be a fight,
Speaker 3: but it can lead to someone really getting.
Speaker 1: Hurt, you know, you know, like I always knew how
Speaker 1: important comedy is, right, But during the pandemic. It really,
Speaker 1: really really really made me, you.
Speaker 5: Know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so that's what I'm saying, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: think you ever bombed, right, No, no, never, Okay.
Speaker 5: But.
Speaker 1: Comedy has now has its dark side to It's not
Speaker 1: all wrights and cameras.
Speaker 3: So true, and it's good what's happened to it because people.
Speaker 3: You know, one of my great friends Ab he's here too.
Speaker 3: He talked one day and he said, people love looking
Speaker 3: at car accidents. See, whenever there's a problem, no matter what,
Speaker 3: lover from comedy to Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: People love looking at cars.
Speaker 3: People love looking at situations that might make them feel
Speaker 3: better for the day. So comedy is right up there
Speaker 3: with puppy combs see puppy Combs.
Speaker 2: Situation is people.
Speaker 3: Tune in because it's they love seeing whatever their reason,
Speaker 3: they love seeing someone who was so successful go through
Speaker 3: so much pain. Some are happy, some don't have no
Speaker 3: feelings whatsoever. But you stop to look to see what's
Speaker 3: going on. And that's just the human nature, you know,
Speaker 3: it's just human nature. So who's ever on the receiving
Speaker 3: side of that pain?
Speaker 2: Can you handle it?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: I heard you say you manage yourself for thirty.
Speaker 2: How many forty years now? Yeah, forty years.
Speaker 1: You never thought about having get management or something like that.
Speaker 3: I think I'm cheap when I come down to it,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: That's why you don't want to. I think they.
Speaker 1: Gotta be that because I get calls on the top.
Speaker 2: Can't let me do that?
Speaker 1: And if a person can't do it better than me,
Speaker 1: I'm not highering you.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not the nigga that's gonna give.
Speaker 3: Away red just to have an entourage and say people
Speaker 3: rolling with me like some people need it, but I
Speaker 3: don't need it. I booked myself on shows. I got
Speaker 3: through the winter car and get a driver. I can
Speaker 3: get the hotels and it keeps me busy and now
Speaker 3: achieving certain things in life.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm president of the homeowners Association.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: You know I'm on the whole nothing.
Speaker 1: Most people have not reached the peak of my career.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm the leader of the
Speaker 1: neighborhood watch. Really, I get.
Speaker 2: Everybody up early in the morning.
Speaker 5: Everybody.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a crossing garden on Tuesdays and Thursday.
Speaker 2: Damn, this is where the jack.
Speaker 1: I'm where the jacket. This is start signing.
Speaker 3: Then I go back to my coffee on the on
Speaker 3: the little chair. I do that with my my slippers on.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something like it's amazing. And when
Speaker 3: I rolled through the area to do my homeowns associates
Speaker 3: because I give out numerous violations, I wasn't ready. I'm
Speaker 3: on a scooter with a guy. Do everything fly? They
Speaker 3: be thinking of crip. I swear That's how I've been moving. U.
Speaker 3: I found the way just to really enjoy life, you know,
Speaker 3: and you have no idea what this means to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our show is about giving our flowers. Got ready,
Speaker 1: you know, we got to.
Speaker 5: Get to it.
Speaker 3: I like everything. A lot of people don't know. I'm
Speaker 3: really in the classical music, Like I really like Frank
Speaker 3: I mean Yanni. I'm a Yanni classical. Yeah, I like Yanni.
Speaker 3: I love classicalmmusic. The music that he puts out, it's
Speaker 3: just so amazing. If you just sit there and just
Speaker 3: listen to like early in the morning, sipping on some
Speaker 3: coffee and got your candily for you let the world
Speaker 3: into your life. I always say, from five am to
Speaker 3: twelve I try not to talk to nobody in this
Speaker 3: world unless you're my children or loved one, because I
Speaker 3: don't want to hear nobody's bullshit in their life. So
Speaker 3: so five to twelve is for the Lord, I call it,
Speaker 3: and in twelve or five I take all calls from
Speaker 3: everybody else.
Speaker 2: You striperly dressed in all red.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but but I knew you might be saying something
Speaker 3: and not just expect when I say this, right, because
Speaker 3: when the world has such a no, this is not
Speaker 3: gonna say this son good offending. When the world IQ.
Speaker 1: Is not that high, they associate ship like that.
Speaker 7: But I look good, I'm really red. I didn't anybody
Speaker 7: that looks good in red.
Speaker 1: That's the first thing they said that he pulled up.
Speaker 1: He's looking like a blood. No disrespect.
Speaker 3: You know, everybody own games. I wish everybody the best,
Speaker 3: but I don't don't. I'm been the aar figa.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, as I.
Speaker 8: Wanted to cut my hair before I came here. Yes,
Speaker 8: when I found out it's your birthday, I said.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got a rocket. You know,
Speaker 1: I got a little shame to you know what I'm saying. Sure, yes,
Speaker 1: it made me feel so good just now when you
Speaker 1: when you pulled up because I found out that there's
Speaker 1: someone in this world that's the worst parker than me.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that car hell is good.
Speaker 1: They were saying that, no, no, that out there the
Speaker 1: senior citizens looking way down on the streets. But nigga, I'm.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do with the camera. It's a couple of.
Speaker 3: Inches from the cara. Yeah, I parked the hell out
Speaker 3: that with Who's my favorite comedity? And it took me
Speaker 3: a while to start saying comedians' names because I never
Speaker 3: paid attention to comedians. But if I had to say
Speaker 3: who's truly the best stand up comic, I would say
Speaker 3: in the world, because he's versatile, he can go either
Speaker 3: way if he had to. It's Tommy Davison. Tommy Davisson.
Speaker 3: And here's the thing about business. See, most comedians, when
Speaker 3: I try to teach in the game of comedy, they
Speaker 3: are just looking for tomorrow. Tommy Davison will be working
Speaker 3: until he's one hundred years old because the style of
Speaker 3: comedy can blend into anywhere, and that's what you want
Speaker 3: in comedy. You don't want to just be in one
Speaker 3: category your whole life. Like you know, years ago, as
Speaker 3: we called the gangster comedy and another comedian took that
Speaker 3: in New York. I let him have it because when
Speaker 3: you're in business, you don't want nothing I think gangster
Speaker 3: to be associated with your name. You don't want nothing
Speaker 3: like that. I used to have King of Underground Comedy.
Speaker 3: Somebody else took that. I allowed them to have that
Speaker 3: as well. What I had told ab and what I
Speaker 3: told some friends of mine that was important to me.
Speaker 3: I want to be considered the king of hip hop
Speaker 3: comedy because no one was doing stand up on tours
Speaker 3: before me, and I started with NWA in nineteen eighty
Speaker 3: eight and I did all the major tours and people
Speaker 3: came on after me, but.
Speaker 2: I was like the first in hip hop.
Speaker 3: So that's the tithe that I want because I know
Speaker 3: can't no one take the king of hip hop comedy.
Speaker 2: No one could take that.
Speaker 1: Speaking to you you wearing red, I remember me watching
Speaker 1: an interview and someone asked you about Sugar Night and
Speaker 1: I remember like how passionate you was like and saying
Speaker 1: that Sugar was a good guy and at the time
Speaker 1: Sugar was looked.
Speaker 2: At like a devil.
Speaker 1: I did, how did you use develop a relationship with
Speaker 1: Shugar me? And see, I know sug when he was
Speaker 1: a bodyguard. Oh wow, n w A he was.
Speaker 2: He protected me in DLC, that's.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: In DLC, was roommates on tour.
Speaker 3: So Sug was the bodyguard, still working at UNLB as
Speaker 3: a football player, and I saw the rise and fall
Speaker 3: of him, and I mean he used to come pick
Speaker 3: me up.
Speaker 2: We used to go hang out.
Speaker 1: It was no gang.
Speaker 2: Affiliating type stuff.
Speaker 3: See everybody I hung out with, from r Kelly to Baby,
Speaker 3: from cash Money to Easy.
Speaker 2: I always was my own man. We do what we're
Speaker 2: supposed to do. Everybody go their way.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 3: Coming to your house. I'm not hanging with you. I
Speaker 3: just always been that kind of guy. So they've always
Speaker 3: showed me mar respect. I just hate that to see
Speaker 3: all these things happen to everybody based on bad choices
Speaker 3: in life.
Speaker 2: And that's what it comes down to. It comes down
Speaker 2: to bad.
Speaker 3: Choices, and men of power got to a level of
Speaker 3: success that they didn't understand the appreciation of air, the
Speaker 3: appreciation of leaves, the appreciation just walking the street and
Speaker 3: being a man and being free like we It's so
Speaker 3: important to understand freedom and going in out of your
Speaker 3: house when you want to, you know, what I'm saying
Speaker 3: like so important, and we need to let the young
Speaker 3: kids understand because they glorifying going to jail, they glorifying
Speaker 3: getting locked up, and we have to OG's. We have
Speaker 3: to really push that message of letting these kids know. Yo,
Speaker 3: it ain't that serious, cud. I mean, we had social
Speaker 3: media back in the nineties. We all be doomed. I
Speaker 3: always think of Tupac had had on Twitter. Here's the
Speaker 3: thing about when you mentioned Tupac's Now, I knew Tupac
Speaker 3: to way back when he was on tupac Story. Yeah,
Speaker 3: way back, even when he was with Digital Underground.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And the thing that Tupac needed was.
Speaker 3: The OG, a real og to guide him because he
Speaker 3: was looking for love and leadership. Is that he met
Speaker 3: people that was in a transition in their life and
Speaker 3: he wound up going the wrong way. Because when you
Speaker 3: think about something much this other day, when he got
Speaker 3: out of jail, he was on the out of jail
Speaker 3: now jail a year and see, jail pushed you. And
Speaker 3: when you get locked up. People don't understand this. It's
Speaker 3: it's the universe. It's energy. The universe push locks you
Speaker 3: up to really save your life. Watch where I'm going
Speaker 3: you can either go to jail and understand the the
Speaker 3: I call it being reborn. Reborn is to get your
Speaker 3: life together and you come on and be a better man.
Speaker 3: I've seen some people go in that got it, but
Speaker 3: when you talk about famous people, there's only one person
Speaker 3: that really got it, that went to jail and came
Speaker 3: out and became a better person. It was Gucci Man.
Speaker 3: See Gucci Man went and no disrespecting I say this, Gucci,
Speaker 3: my nigga. He went in the ugly man. He went
Speaker 3: and fucked up in the head. He went in out
Speaker 3: of shape, pre diabetic, maybe diabetic. That motherfucker came out
Speaker 3: of Madelia got a six pack.
Speaker 1: Waves, nigga've been trying to get the fucking six packses
Speaker 1: nineteen ey three here. And I don't know about you
Speaker 1: the food they serve you in there as far so,
Speaker 1: how how did he pull that off?
Speaker 3: And that's how people should look at Gucci Man. Gucci
Speaker 3: Man went in and got it right because got married.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's what the universe does.
Speaker 3: It shows you that you're on a projection of failure
Speaker 3: and you go in there and you turn things around.
Speaker 3: But everything has to everything has to work out though,
Speaker 3: you know, like life is really avoiding mind feels because
Speaker 3: life is full of mind feels right set and so
Speaker 3: you can you can you maneuver around the mind feels
Speaker 3: to stay on course. And if you ever hit the
Speaker 3: mind feel, can you heal and get back and continue
Speaker 3: your journey?
Speaker 1: I once her Kirk Franklin say, ah, you can't. Can't heal,
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't wait to win until you You
Speaker 1: can't heal until you wait. You can't win. But wait
Speaker 1: till you heal. You're gonna have to win wounded sometimes, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that was Yeah, even when life is perfect,
Speaker 1: it's definition of character, right, because you the way you
Speaker 1: see the world going today, it's fucked up out here,
Speaker 1: fam or the mentality, not just in the streets, I
Speaker 1: mean all the way up the government, the people on
Speaker 1: that level who who are making decisions truly believe no.
Speaker 2: One attacked the cap insane.
Speaker 1: People really walking around thinking that didn't happen Trump, It's
Speaker 1: on a video and they really feel like it did
Speaker 1: not happen. That's the illusion of life now, like things
Speaker 1: can happen and people truly pretend that it's not going on,
Speaker 1: and it's on video. And then when you talked about
Speaker 1: right and when you talk about politics, you see how
Speaker 1: white privilege, no disrespect to anybody white orf society.
Speaker 3: I just want to bring things to really are right now.
Speaker 3: One time have they called Donald Trump a murderer?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, And watch one point.
Speaker 3: If we went out, if everybody we went somewhere right now,
Speaker 3: we shot somebody up, everybody here will get accessory to murder.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump should be accessory to murder because five people
Speaker 3: died at the Capitol.
Speaker 2: But no one never talks about him. Nothing that talks
Speaker 2: about that. You didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I don't know if people died, don't know. People go, yeah,
Speaker 3: a couple of people died. Never have you heard them
Speaker 3: say murderer. But I let it have been a black
Speaker 3: or Spanish person. He would have been associated affiliated with
Speaker 3: murder murder one because he led an army of African
Speaker 3: Americans or Spanish people to cite to the site a riot. Exactly,
Speaker 3: it had been over. And that's the way the world.
Speaker 3: So we could talk about it or complain all day.
Speaker 3: I tell people day life goes to the strongest, Like
Speaker 3: if you've gone through life week or scared, then you
Speaker 3: doomed because this only going to the savvy, the.
Speaker 2: Swift, and the person that is most courageous.
Speaker 5: You like Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: Joe, I love Joe. I don't really like any of
Speaker 3: the So remember my old head. I'll go back when.
Speaker 1: We call them politics.
Speaker 3: Politics was old fashioned right when it was old like
Speaker 3: people who ran the country. He was just corny, old
Speaker 3: white men. Trump brought a little flavor, did to it
Speaker 3: right Obama did first Obama. Obama bought it, and then
Speaker 3: Trump brought it in. You respected Obama. But the only thing,
Speaker 3: as a man with I didn't like what Obama he
Speaker 3: signed the LBGTQ on his watch.
Speaker 1: He gave that a.
Speaker 3: Pass and that's how that became into law. And not
Speaker 3: against the LBGGQ, It's just that that's what happened on
Speaker 3: his watch. Trump came in, and I'm totally against a
Speaker 3: man who's a liar. I believe that if you're president
Speaker 3: of the United States of America, there's nothing you have
Speaker 3: to lie about again because of the capital again, because
Speaker 3: of all the cases he had from the stripper.
Speaker 2: To New York City. The way he talks is.
Speaker 3: That somebody he walked up one day and somebody gave
Speaker 3: him these cases. That's how pretty much half the world
Speaker 3: thinks they believe that someone just woke up and he
Speaker 3: didn't do these things. They just set them up and nigga,
Speaker 3: you got a case and that I think that's wrong.
Speaker 3: But again, we are persuaded to think so many things.
Speaker 3: And it's like the old saying, not guilty.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it. I didn't do it till a
Speaker 2: person starts saying, yeah.
Speaker 5: Made them up. I ain't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm a flip flopper on Trump, right because because I
Speaker 1: do like the fact that he'll be for like Kim
Speaker 1: Jones and Rosie down on the same day.
Speaker 2: Like that's kind of hard to me.
Speaker 1: Because we're friends. Now, you really got to step up
Speaker 1: like ye, but you're a leader that no, no, I
Speaker 1: gotta get you. I gotta get you.
Speaker 2: A game, but you gotta leave me.
Speaker 1: Got to hear me out.
Speaker 2: I gotta hold your account.
Speaker 5: You a lead.
Speaker 3: I see people come on your show. I see people
Speaker 3: around the world saying I'm a boss. Everybody say I'm
Speaker 3: a boss. See a boss is a title, that's all
Speaker 3: it is. See, you're a leader. You're a leader of
Speaker 3: the people. You lead people.
Speaker 5: I need you.
Speaker 3: I'm just my suggestion because you're grown. Yes, I want
Speaker 3: you to lead people. People see when you trump no nothing, No,
Speaker 3: I'm saying Lee.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When I say Lee, understand what comes out your mouth.
Speaker 3: It's so powerful that you understand. This is going to
Speaker 3: influence someone. Okay, I want you to I promise you please.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, in consideration, I got I'm just saying
Speaker 1: the presidency right now, even though we're talking about it,
Speaker 1: let me give me a low level. It's a lot
Speaker 1: of intelligence. You gotta make this up.
Speaker 3: This hard decision, man, Yeah, it really is. Because you,
Speaker 3: whatever your feelings are, Trump, you got Trump. Whatever your
Speaker 3: feelings for body got bid in. You don't know who
Speaker 3: to believe, You don't know who would believe you.
Speaker 5: Do you still vote?
Speaker 1: I have to vote.
Speaker 5: You have to vote. I have to vote.
Speaker 8: You feel it's still an extremely important right and everybody should.
Speaker 1: Everybody should vote, regardless of what they say and whatever.
Speaker 2: You should get in line.
Speaker 5: And do it.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: You have to vote because when you look back at
Speaker 3: this country, understand what we've gone through. You know, you
Speaker 3: go back to nineteen seventy two, women wasn't able to
Speaker 3: have a bank account.
Speaker 2: To nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 3: You go back to the early sixties, women wasn't able
Speaker 3: to wear bikinis they wear on the beach. Now you
Speaker 3: have to have a dress at half an inch before
Speaker 3: your waste I mean for your knee, or you would
Speaker 3: get a ticket get or taken to jail. So voting
Speaker 3: helps put certain politicians in the office to believe in
Speaker 3: what you believe in. Right, It's just that social media
Speaker 3: has changed them too. Everybody's clickbait.
Speaker 1: Even the people in the White House, they're in it
Speaker 1: for it likes more so than doing their job.
Speaker 4: And t K.
Speaker 8: What if you don't like any one of them and
Speaker 8: you don't see you listen to this one, you listen
Speaker 8: to that one, and neither one of them say anything
Speaker 8: that you feel is important to you.
Speaker 3: Most people, most people are going to say I'm not
Speaker 3: going to vote. Most people will say I'm not going
Speaker 3: to That's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: And the thing that you have to go with is.
Speaker 5: Souse.
Speaker 3: That's where I'm at demonstrations beter than conversation.
Speaker 2: You got to go with the least of the most evils.
Speaker 3: Who was the who didn't hurt us that much when
Speaker 3: they was office because they vote been in office when
Speaker 3: you when you got Trump, I mean you got Biden.
Speaker 3: His situation to me is the migrants come into this country, right,
Speaker 3: and how they are handling it. Now, I'm not against
Speaker 3: them coming to the country. I'm upset on how they
Speaker 3: handle the people who are ready be here. And what
Speaker 3: I mean is the migrants come in this country, they'll
Speaker 3: move people out of apartments, move people out of jobs,
Speaker 3: and get these people in vouchers and things to survive.
Speaker 3: And I tell people for the homeless or Section eight,
Speaker 3: now you got to go out the country and come
Speaker 3: back as a Mexican and then become a migrant to
Speaker 3: come back over here to win. So it's like, who's
Speaker 3: making these decisions? Right, We're sending billions of dollars to Ukraine,
Speaker 3: billions of dollars saying neighborhoods out here as far And.
Speaker 1: That's my point.
Speaker 3: We don't take our own people, right, Yeah, we won't
Speaker 3: even take our own people. And that's what's so crazy
Speaker 3: that the right people not making decisions on the high level.
Speaker 2: And this is why it's so confusing.
Speaker 5: I am that's so hard.
Speaker 1: Yeahs so hard to vote.
Speaker 2: We have a dress.
Speaker 5: Seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's the birthday. Man, want what you want
Speaker 1: to Let's do this, do this? Okay, Yeah, that's that's both.
Speaker 3: So that's the thing about So I would say to
Speaker 3: the people listening, just trying to make good decisions and
Speaker 3: make the best man win because it is what it is. Right,
Speaker 3: we're here, there's no turning back.
Speaker 1: I do kind of want to see, like if Kamala
Speaker 1: could step up, how do I feel about Kamala has
Speaker 1: because he's sleepy and she's not around. That's how I feel, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, so like I don't
Speaker 1: thought like I want to see I know, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be high my level of yes, but
Speaker 1: I want I want to see something about me, want
Speaker 1: to see the black girl in her, Like I want
Speaker 1: that park to come out. At times, you've seen that
Speaker 1: camera come out of Obama right when he killed those
Speaker 1: I'm been like, it's just spinching. Obama's like this with
Speaker 1: a bogie every day.
Speaker 3: See, everybody has something on their resume that make you uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: You got Trump and just say with the Capitol, and
Speaker 3: you got bid in with the way he's handling the border.
Speaker 3: But the thing that you have Matala Harris and people
Speaker 3: a lot of people don't notice the government sent to
Speaker 3: the Africa with one hundred million to.
Speaker 2: Push the lbgtqre.
Speaker 1: Did you know that, Yeah, gave one.
Speaker 3: Hundred million to go to Africa for them to get
Speaker 3: behind that movement.
Speaker 2: And they would like and that say, this is my
Speaker 2: stand up.
Speaker 3: They was like, if you don't get out of here
Speaker 3: by nine o'clock, your nose is going to be stewed.
Speaker 2: They wasn't having in Africa.
Speaker 3: One of them guys said, So my point that I'm making,
Speaker 3: are you a leader or your follower or someone told
Speaker 3: you to do X, Y and Z, Because I think
Speaker 3: at the end of the day, some things you were
Speaker 3: just supposed to say no to. And I know politics
Speaker 3: is serious. Politics is the most scandalous game on the planet.
Speaker 3: So you know you're backstabbing and doing different deals behind
Speaker 3: closed doors. And since they're giving Ukraine a lot of money,
Speaker 3: since again the past seeds a lot of money, we
Speaker 3: all hustlers and we was giving that kind of money somebody,
Speaker 3: you know you're gonna be talking about talking to the mutself.
Speaker 2: You know, you know you're gonna have to give me
Speaker 2: a little something in.
Speaker 3: That back, you know, on the side, like y for
Speaker 3: that's a side like I'm gonna make sure this passed
Speaker 3: all right, but you know, hey, look look you know,
Speaker 3: make sure make sure I'm straight. You know we got
Speaker 3: this for you when you leave office. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. I don't see that not happening, right. You
Speaker 3: think she's just happy to be there and she's just
Speaker 3: waiting her know, I mean, just the government trumpet by
Speaker 3: that whoever's president.
Speaker 2: I don't see them not doing side deals. It's a business.
Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, that's that Japanese whiskey seventeen years aki. It's
Speaker 1: smooth toooo. It's smooth.
Speaker 3: It's smooth, so all the people see to the motherfucking
Speaker 3: k who that motherfucker hit? Yeah, that's what is different
Speaker 3: saving this mottel especial occasions, you feel that, man, So
Speaker 3: what's your favorite place to perform? My answer to that
Speaker 3: all the time is whoever give me my check that night?
Speaker 1: Come on, you gotta have a place like like gonna
Speaker 1: lie like right, favorite country? Hold on, I don't even
Speaker 1: explain you why I did music. Okay, Miami was my
Speaker 1: favorite place to to to come, but it was my
Speaker 1: favorite place to perform, understand because I was I was
Speaker 1: hardly ever number one in Miami, but I was always
Speaker 1: number one in Philadelphia and always number one in Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Right right, wasn't necessarily my favorite places to perform, but
Speaker 1: it was my favorite place.
Speaker 2: Because that's where that energy came.
Speaker 1: Like, I never had a bad sh right right, and
Speaker 1: so what's one of these level all?
Speaker 3: But I had to really say, the city that does
Speaker 3: it for me or did it for me, was that
Speaker 3: as a swear guard was the most famous. Well listen
Speaker 3: to me, it stands in ovation by the way I
Speaker 3: described that.
Speaker 1: What will happened?
Speaker 3: Well, when I came out, you know, it was this
Speaker 3: is when I had this style called this rhythm.
Speaker 2: It was like one joke after the other.
Speaker 1: It is a style that I have.
Speaker 3: And after thirty minutes, in the first ten to fifty minutes,
Speaker 3: people still talking.
Speaker 2: I got this thing down to the science going into
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: The topics that I'm talking about is captivating people's attention.
Speaker 3: Then once I have you hooked, then I just take
Speaker 3: it all the way home. And at the end I
Speaker 3: still remember to this day, I said, because that's the
Speaker 3: type of nigg I am, t to the motherfucking k
Speaker 3: and walked off with my fists in the air, five
Speaker 3: thousand people. The power was so insane that it pushed
Speaker 3: me off the stage. That's how powerful the energy was.
Speaker 3: And that's where God, yeah, that's where. Yeah, crazy as
Speaker 3: we know, or yeah, insane, you know it's crazy. I
Speaker 3: decided to become a comedian around like nineteen is he
Speaker 3: doing Sideline?
Speaker 1: Shut up over there?
Speaker 2: You can answer the question. Yeah, I'm going to answer
Speaker 2: this way.
Speaker 1: It's really a low as you question question.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, every time I come here, I need y'all to
Speaker 2: start reading.
Speaker 1: So when I get guys going there, so I got here,
Speaker 1: you kind of got dumb. You don't mind.
Speaker 3: Remember if you guys are Leader from now home and
Speaker 3: I seeing your interviews, don't don't your.
Speaker 2: Safe Boston more.
Speaker 1: Leader? They cried at me and lead like that, and
Speaker 1: the kid and the kids a start saying that as well.
Speaker 1: I saw you in Daniel Beach by the two years.
Speaker 1: I remember that I was staring at you because I
Speaker 1: didn't know who the fuck you was. You were saying
Speaker 1: drink here in my was moving a million miles of
Speaker 1: who is this chair? But associated with myself, I wanted
Speaker 1: to do it by yourself. I could set down with us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I wanted to you very polite. You also
Speaker 1: said you were doing the thing for Netflix or you was.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing about my thing with Netflix. I
Speaker 3: got my deal with Live Nation. Netflix is coming. It's
Speaker 3: gonna come two ways. It's gonna come through the Live
Speaker 3: Nation or me and castwenty millionaires is getting ready to
Speaker 3: do something. And if me and baby do what we
Speaker 3: are about to do, this will be the greatest stand
Speaker 3: up special.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to that's all.
Speaker 3: And right now, I have my own network, so I
Speaker 3: put on my own specials, you know, and it's called
Speaker 3: tk dot network. So until the meantime, I get what
Speaker 3: people see. Again, the world is set up to think
Speaker 3: to make it, you have to do Netflix. That's because
Speaker 3: we're programmed or that's the process.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people think, oh, you got to make it to
Speaker 1: do that, You made it if you did Netflix.
Speaker 3: But I get the money. See, we live in industry
Speaker 3: that you have to be smart to get the money.
Speaker 3: So I put out my own specials. All the money
Speaker 3: comes directly to me. I put Yeah, I put my
Speaker 3: own special. My daughter executive produced, so on my special. Right,
Speaker 3: so even over the next seventy years, she will always
Speaker 3: get a check, right, Why.
Speaker 9: You get respected because the time that you spent on
Speaker 9: your show, we're all there for that. But then when
Speaker 9: everybody was leaving, you used out in the front. You
Speaker 9: ran from the stage in the front, giving people.
Speaker 3: I'm believe in shaking hands like you know, like a positive.
Speaker 3: A lot of comedians don't know how that started. I
Speaker 3: started that in the eighty shaking hands just something. It
Speaker 3: was two things, wonder, pull a bit.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, because my game is.
Speaker 10: You know you need.
Speaker 7: That's how I was.
Speaker 3: That's how and then it just became a handshake. So
Speaker 3: when I see other comics doing it, I laughed because
Speaker 3: I'm like, they don't even know how how this all started,
Speaker 3: you know, so I shake hands out of respect. I
Speaker 3: don't believe in charging for pictures. I think that's a
Speaker 3: money grab. I think that we charge so much for
Speaker 3: them to get in. Why not allow the people feel
Speaker 3: amazing when you're taking pictures because I want.
Speaker 1: To hug you.
Speaker 3: I want to make sure that you understand that I
Speaker 3: really appreciate what we're doing. And I tell people all
Speaker 3: the time, really, I just want to be in your phone. Right,
Speaker 3: So when I leave this earth one day, and you
Speaker 3: had to barbecue. You're in a conversation. I want you
Speaker 3: to like, yeah, I met that brother, and when you
Speaker 3: start talking about the greatest comedians you ever met, I
Speaker 3: wanted to be in that conversation is a year. But
Speaker 3: what about tea to the motherfucker cat? That's what I
Speaker 3: want you know, saying, won't you and.
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox had a one on one battle like a
Speaker 1: versus South battle?
Speaker 5: Is that rue? No?
Speaker 1: Never, No, I think that y'all was battling and I
Speaker 1: think you went over the time or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, it was competition.
Speaker 3: Competition, Yeah, that's yeah, we call that versus Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 3: so competition in Oakland, California. This when Jamie Fox got discovered. Okay,
Speaker 3: it was like that he got discovered through agencies and everything. Okay,
Speaker 3: all the comics knew and it's not no pat This
Speaker 3: is no bragging all the comics. New T was the man.
Speaker 3: And on that particular day of Oakland, California, Paramount Jane,
Speaker 3: we all made it to the semi finals and we
Speaker 3: all had fifteen minutes, and they was real strict about
Speaker 3: the time. I went over my time, right, But I
Speaker 3: got to stand in ovation and they can't. I got disqualified.
Speaker 3: They didn't care, you know, I got to qualified. But
Speaker 3: everybody know, Jamie will tell you to this day. I
Speaker 3: destroyed that motherfucker. And I went up right to me afterwards.
Speaker 3: I said, Yo, Jamie, you can't even follow me. And
Speaker 3: if you see the interview, he says, I was right.
Speaker 3: He actually it actually comes out of his mouth. But
Speaker 3: he went on to be a very very successful talent.
Speaker 3: And that's all you can wish is you know, comedy
Speaker 3: is in my world is a definition of strength and character.
Speaker 2: I may not have hit.
Speaker 3: The mountaintop like the Dave Chappelle's, Kevin Hart's, the Jamie Foxes,
Speaker 3: but I've been consistent for forty years. Jee, Yeah, I've
Speaker 3: been totally consistent, and no matter what they threw at me,
Speaker 3: I took every brick, like.
Speaker 1: My man on.
Speaker 3: What's the show Snowfall, and I built it brick by brick.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Franklin saying, built it break by brick. And
Speaker 3: here I am sixty three the day doing my things.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, I'm just getting started on
Speaker 3: I'm still getting it. I feel like it's just getting started.
Speaker 3: I'm excited. I'm excited I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I remember we spoke about this a little earlier COVID, Right,
Speaker 1: I remember seeing Afri on Crockett and Kevin Hart getting
Speaker 1: on and them like they were really ranking at each other. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, but they were going for each other's right.
Speaker 1: Why don't comedians do more things like that? Like you
Speaker 1: also seen Kevin Hart go on tour with Chris Rocks, Right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So why don't comedians like
Speaker 1: do that, like like tour together. Like you said, it's
Speaker 1: a competition thing.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a competition thing. But you got to understand
Speaker 3: the quality of comedy.
Speaker 1: It's a.
Speaker 2: The chemistry has to match.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: If I'm talking about certain things, you can't have another comic.
Speaker 3: But it's like a DJ, he'll tell you the particular
Speaker 3: records because I'm going to play that. It's the same
Speaker 3: thing with stand up comedy. You can't have someone on
Speaker 3: with you that might say the same thing. So on
Speaker 3: my shows, I go for the corniest guy, and you
Speaker 3: have to be clean.
Speaker 2: Why I want to be the only one saying fanity.
Speaker 3: I want the only one when I get to it
Speaker 3: talking about sex, I want to be only one when
Speaker 3: I get to politics, I'm talking about politics the way
Speaker 3: I want if I it's not that I'm against any comic.
Speaker 3: I've done this so long that I know what I want,
Speaker 3: and I want to have a clear lane when I
Speaker 3: get on stage, because if I put certain comedians on
Speaker 3: stage and they do anything and they rocking as a
Speaker 3: good comedian, you know what I'm doing. I'm taking things
Speaker 3: out my act so I don't repeat the same thing
Speaker 3: that they just talked about. So if everybody gonna say, say, well,
Speaker 3: talk about Will Smith. I come on stage and I'm
Speaker 3: the headline, it looks like I'm repeating what they say headline,
Speaker 3: I can't do that. That's professionalism, experience, that's experience, woe both.
Speaker 2: You know, it's just common sense.
Speaker 3: You don't want to go on and talk about the
Speaker 3: same thing three comics and I talked about it, right,
Speaker 3: it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Like recently I was in Paris and I went to
Speaker 1: go see nas and Wu Tang performed, right, and their
Speaker 1: show was crazy because you got to realize that these
Speaker 1: are both two iconic things. Yes, so what I saw
Speaker 1: when I was so impressed by there was no headliner,
Speaker 1: like they were both the headliner. Like you see Wu
Speaker 1: Tang start or now I start, I forget, but then
Speaker 1: then they come out and then he goes back out
Speaker 1: and I was like, I thought that that was genius.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 3: went to see Wu Tang last week in Vegas, and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell your story.
Speaker 1: I've been doing this forty years. They got a regency
Speaker 1: out there, yeah, ahead of residency residency.
Speaker 3: For the first time in my life. I felt like
Speaker 3: a superstar. And let me tell you why. I'm sitting
Speaker 3: in the front row. They all came out and I
Speaker 3: had to bling on, look, you know some stuff I
Speaker 3: bring out to say yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, and they're
Speaker 3: going by walking but they see me. They they're giving me,
Speaker 3: they knowing that it's me, and I'm thinking about you,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about Blad, I'm thinking about all the podcast
Speaker 3: stuff I've done.
Speaker 1: I said, deez, motherfucker's no t K because I never
Speaker 1: met them before. Oh wow, I never met all the
Speaker 1: rapt I never met with but they and I felt
Speaker 1: honored that they was acknowledging me.
Speaker 3: After the show, they all they did. They didn't leave
Speaker 3: that stage. They came to where the fuck I was sitting.
Speaker 3: Every last one of them shook my hand. The thing
Speaker 3: that I loved about they show is it seemed like
Speaker 3: somebody called them like they was in their own apartments,
Speaker 3: regular clothes or do rags because they don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck about stage president. They don't care. They're not gonna
Speaker 3: put nothing flying on. And somebody said, your nigga, we
Speaker 3: going on in fifteen minutes. Them niggas they're gonna be there.
Speaker 3: The niggas came up with the do rags pants halfway
Speaker 3: look like they then wash and it came out grinding,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. And I said, Yo, I
Speaker 3: love these motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Because it was no thing. It wasn't like now audition
Speaker 1: they could come up with the steps you know it was.
Speaker 1: They didn't make that right one that the one yo
Speaker 1: wu tang forever. I get it now.
Speaker 3: It's just some niggas from stating Aland who got together
Speaker 3: and they put the whole city on niggas. They got, Yo,
Speaker 3: want so many of them niggas. You start saying, who
Speaker 3: is that? But it was it was a beautiful experience.
Speaker 3: A shout out to all the brothers showed me man love.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the woodcause they made me feel amazing
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 3: They made me feel amazing. Yo, I ain't gonna lie
Speaker 3: make some noise. I'm not trying to let the cat
Speaker 3: out the bag. But I'm just trying to put for something.
Speaker 3: It's just foresight.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to, uh interview whereas in Japanese whiskey and
Speaker 1: which drink Japanese whiskey in Japan. Wow, that's gonna let
Speaker 1: me know when some reason I'm gonna have my money.
Speaker 1: Let me know when you're gonna fly out of there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you go, let me know.
Speaker 3: If I'm not on tour, I'm flying because I've never
Speaker 3: been in Japan. Yeah, I'm flying to Japan. Get you
Speaker 3: the thing that I love about you because you don't
Speaker 3: look successful. They look like I do not look success.
Speaker 1: I'm just like that's from his war rolls, the nigga
Speaker 1: think you fly, you don't look success. But didn't you
Speaker 1: see this nigga with the fly a ship and then
Speaker 1: the camera the water is blunt?
Speaker 4: Just got who the fuck is finding the nigga is everywhere?
Speaker 4: Now you're drinking the.
Speaker 1: Best of liquor, running on the beach and some of
Speaker 1: the most exactly I was exceptful.
Speaker 2: I know I haven't now.
Speaker 1: Haf the places this month and then he bring out
Speaker 1: the watchers. I'm like, who the fuck is funny.
Speaker 5: And the stuff?
Speaker 1: He looked like, whatever, you know what you should have
Speaker 1: cheating him up?
Speaker 5: You shouldn't.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh this nigga he catch him on
Speaker 1: his Instagram.
Speaker 2: You see behind the scene, says the nigga God is.
Speaker 1: The hood warriors like keep your hood. But it's like, man,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 3: You know it's not reason one of your restaurant up.
Speaker 3: And we ain't gonna say where you go.
Speaker 1: You know, we get the.
Speaker 3: Rooftop and open and take care. Yeah, my man said
Speaker 3: you had to have you normy comes.
Speaker 2: Got great taste. You know what I'm talking about? What
Speaker 2: everybody else?
Speaker 3: We can't tell somebody that they said no, and they
Speaker 3: set the table out. You know, I'm saying, think there's
Speaker 3: a business. And they had the table and you know,
Speaker 3: the cheesecake. Man said, yeah, my my mother makes the cheesecake.
Speaker 2: Take everything.
Speaker 3: He said, I said, no, anywhere it looks like you're
Speaker 3: on the beach side is on the beach.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: When he was talking to me, for some reason, he
Speaker 2: can't look at towards the beach.
Speaker 1: I said, no must.
Speaker 10: Can you.
Speaker 1: But what you're doing for your birthday, how you celebrating it?
Speaker 2: You know this is believe it or not.
Speaker 3: When I tell you this, all my life, I never
Speaker 3: really celebrated my birthday. Every day is my birthdays. The
Speaker 3: way I do it is I don't let the world
Speaker 3: dictate to me. I dictate to the world. So every
Speaker 3: day is my birthday. But right now I can tell
Speaker 3: you because I didn't have nothing planning.
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna do nothing special, But this right here
Speaker 2: is my birthday.
Speaker 5: Man in the.
Speaker 3: Buildings who's always been supported ain't beating the building and
Speaker 3: three other friends.
Speaker 2: So my thing is, this is my birthday. Round good energy,
Speaker 2: because when.
Speaker 3: You have a good interview and then let me share
Speaker 3: it to you by energy, whenever there's a good interview,
Speaker 3: that means there's no haters in the rooms. Right when
Speaker 3: the interview is off and saying tense, somebody is because
Speaker 3: they are setting the.
Speaker 2: Balance of the energy in the room.
Speaker 3: Because everything is about frequency, and if you understand quantum physics,
Speaker 3: you understand what I'm saying. Somebody is messing the energy
Speaker 3: up and that's where that's why we can have a
Speaker 3: good time.
Speaker 2: Nobody in here has hated.
Speaker 1: The reason why I want you, the reason why I
Speaker 1: want you to celebrate. I remember reading somewhere that you
Speaker 1: said family members and your family will only make it
Speaker 1: to fifty eight. No, nobody passed fifty. Wow, so that's come.
Speaker 3: I'm sixty three, But I always say I'm sixty four
Speaker 3: because I put that in the universe to make.
Speaker 2: Sure I make it, because it's important to me, you know.
Speaker 3: And what I've learned by all my blessings, I truly
Speaker 3: learned that the longer I stay here, the universe will
Speaker 3: giving me everything I want and deserve. So I'm getting
Speaker 3: everything I want and deserve. And every time I'm challenged
Speaker 3: to make a bad decision and I do the right thing,
Speaker 3: I always get rewarded.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 3: The universe says to me, you made the right decision.
Speaker 3: We're going to reward you with this. And it's been
Speaker 3: like that my whole life, y'all.
Speaker 1: You don't want to explain to him quick time with slime,
Speaker 1: the rules, got it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, We're gonna give you two choices. You either pick
Speaker 6: one or the other, or if you don't pick either
Speaker 6: one of them, we take a shot. Okay, So if
Speaker 6: it's politically correct, and you don't want to pick. We
Speaker 6: take a shot.
Speaker 2: Okay, so good, okay, cool shot glasses.
Speaker 5: I said it though, we got it?
Speaker 1: Got it now in the building. Tommy Davison or Tracy Morgan, Oh,
Speaker 1: Tommy Davison for sure, Chris Rock or Will Smith. They
Speaker 1: write these questions by those two Columbia Chris Rock, Will Smith,
Speaker 1: Compton or Jersey City, Jersey City all day and if
Speaker 1: you got a little story to the answers, if you
Speaker 1: got look.
Speaker 3: City for sure, because I grew up in Jersey City,
Speaker 3: you moved to Comfton though right, No, I never lived
Speaker 3: in Common Lived. The reason why I give Compton a
Speaker 3: shout out all my shows is to pay homage to Easy.
Speaker 3: So at the the end of my shows, I talked
Speaker 3: about Easy and all my accomplishments, and I say, please
Speaker 3: show love to the great man because he gave me
Speaker 3: my first national start and that was n w a
Speaker 3: stout of content to it. So I always say Easy
Speaker 3: because I truly feel he wouldn't have passed away. There's
Speaker 3: no telling what my life would be. But we had
Speaker 3: on a contract on the table. Who was going to
Speaker 3: do what we call the ruthless comedy man.
Speaker 1: I say my notes, Man it is I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Man comedy with Jerry Hell already signed off, Easy signed like.
Speaker 1: My next question was, well, go back. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say what life had been like if
Speaker 1: you had Wow. Yeah, Now you see that choices is
Speaker 1: everything right when you see the the only reason why
Speaker 1: you ain't going through with it because pass he passed away. Easy.
Speaker 1: Let's say, let's say, let's just say for a second,
Speaker 1: let's just that's magic. Easy was here and y'all went
Speaker 1: through it. It had been said, the paperwork was done,
Speaker 1: paper was done. It would have been insane because the
Speaker 1: idea that I had was going to be phenomenal, phenomenal
Speaker 1: that after death comedy after death comedy jans so it
Speaker 1: was going to be a right thing. So it had been.
Speaker 3: And and that then I had the coldest young comics
Speaker 3: that represented me. It was a guy named Judu Brown
Speaker 3: of Atlanta, Wow compone out of New York City, Uh
Speaker 3: and T. K. Kirk and I forgot who's going to
Speaker 3: be the other person, but were going to take the
Speaker 3: world by star because their styles was just so phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Yourself yourself absolutely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But that happened well, what's crazy about our business too,
Speaker 3: is that's why I've learned in life, when you have ideas,
Speaker 3: you're keep it close to your heart until it comes out.
Speaker 3: Because you can have ideas, you can even get to
Speaker 3: check in our business and sh get canceled.
Speaker 1: It don't make it.
Speaker 2: It don't make it.
Speaker 3: So that's how come I've learned to Even when I
Speaker 3: talk about the baby situation, I don't I only mention it,
Speaker 3: but I won't go into details because I want, I
Speaker 3: want to truly wait until definitely happens and it's gonna
Speaker 3: be so big that you.
Speaker 2: Guys will definitely be talking about it. Hell yeah, Eddie
Speaker 2: Murphy or with your pride, Eddie Murphy for sure.
Speaker 5: Okay, he's answering.
Speaker 1: Like that Red Fox or poor Money, Poor Morning. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: you want to take some of these?
Speaker 5: I think the next Fabulous or Jadakis.
Speaker 3: Jadakiss, All Day Cut podcast or Radio Oh podcast that
Speaker 3: changed my life, that's what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Absolutely death Comedy Jam or Showtime as Apoddle apotom
Speaker 1: because I never did death Jam.
Speaker 2: That's right, because you had beep lately, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't have beef with him.
Speaker 3: It was a misunderstanding about your credit card he was
Speaker 3: the original scam I thought about that. It wasn't the original.
Speaker 3: Let me say to you about scamming. It's a difference
Speaker 3: from scamming and being a hustle. Okay, See, most comedians
Speaker 3: couldn't travel.
Speaker 1: Back in the day.
Speaker 3: He was a travel agent. No, I was a travel
Speaker 3: agent absolutely. So when I comedians can't do certain things,
Speaker 3: I will book you. I'll apply you the way. You
Speaker 3: gotta go first class everything but cheap a ticket, you know,
Speaker 3: because I had to connect you know, see in life.
Speaker 2: I tell this in my age now I tell people,
Speaker 2: see the.
Speaker 3: The government primps the state, the state, Pempster City, the
Speaker 3: city prims to people. And you in this life and
Speaker 3: you don't know how to get a slice of the
Speaker 3: pie and how to get some bread without going to prison.
Speaker 3: And you pretty much lost because nobody cares about you.
Speaker 3: And one thing I can tell that all the men here,
Speaker 3: all the women, you do not want to be broke
Speaker 3: and old in this country.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you take risks to survive. That's what life's about.
Speaker 3: I took a lot of respect then, and I took
Speaker 3: all that those bad decisions and took it and applied
Speaker 3: it to my life.
Speaker 2: Right and that's why hearing today.
Speaker 3: But the scamming thing was hustling, and Latham thought that
Speaker 3: I had took Russell Simmons credit all right, that never happened,
Speaker 3: that that was just a rumor.
Speaker 2: But he didn't believe it, so he.
Speaker 3: Followed it, even the guy who I asked, the guy
Speaker 3: who credit card I actually took. Because if you understand
Speaker 3: credit cards, and most people don't, if I took all
Speaker 3: your credit cards and went shopping, took thirty days, you
Speaker 3: could when you get the bill, you could say it
Speaker 3: wasn't me, and they're gonna give you all your money back.
Speaker 3: And their actions. Do you know the person that took
Speaker 3: your card? But if you don't know me, you should
Speaker 3: say nothing against me. But if I actually took your car,
Speaker 3: then that's called steal it. I never stole nobody's card.
Speaker 3: I had the ability to find your car.
Speaker 5: I was about.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I knew about AI.
Speaker 1: People knew about AI.
Speaker 2: But it was a hustle.
Speaker 3: It's crazy how your past follows you all your life.
Speaker 3: And I tell people that no matter bad, whatever's bad,
Speaker 3: always face it like a man. And that way you
Speaker 3: could never feel embarrassed, you know, like my daughters never
Speaker 3: really know my past.
Speaker 2: And when I mentioned sometimes my baby's like, but what
Speaker 2: does that mean?
Speaker 3: And it's okay, don't have to worry about it, but
Speaker 3: I faced I will always face it like a man.
Speaker 3: That's like, when you bring it up, I don't care
Speaker 3: because of what I've accomferienced to this day.
Speaker 1: And imagine you would have been on Death Comedy Jam.
Speaker 1: That's what people say, But I believe this.
Speaker 3: A lot of people have going on death Comic Jam
Speaker 3: and haven't made it either. A lot of people have
Speaker 3: going on death Comedy Jam and doesn't have the career
Speaker 3: that I have. A lot of people have been on
Speaker 3: death Comic Jam and not a millionaire. You see what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like, it's not just about opportunity. I always
Speaker 3: tell people it's ninety nine percent business, right, I really
Speaker 3: mean that one percent show.
Speaker 2: Was you supposed to be the host?
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't supposed to be the hosts to The
Speaker 3: Ruthless One. Though I was going to be the host
Speaker 3: of The Ruthless One. I was going to probably owner too,
Speaker 3: because everything I do I try to own right and
Speaker 3: Bob Somethinger and Tina Graham who worked with Russell call
Speaker 3: I was the first person that they called to do
Speaker 3: Death Jam Wow, and I turned it down. The reason
Speaker 3: why I turned down was a bad decision because I
Speaker 3: didn't think that you can do two things at the
Speaker 3: same time. So if everybody get a chance, google mo
Speaker 3: Funny Comedy Special in nineteen ninety one. It was a
Speaker 3: documentary and they compared I was the voice of the
Speaker 3: new generation. They compared me to Moms Maybley, Richard cryor
Speaker 3: Flip Wilson. I had like my own segment, and so
Speaker 3: I didn't know that you can do both of them.
Speaker 3: And I should have did both because I didn't wind
Speaker 3: up doing the second death Jam Yeah, and it had
Speaker 3: been phenomenal because even back then my stand up was insane, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: my standard was insane.
Speaker 2: Back in nineteen ninety one. It is before all these other.
Speaker 3: Comedians came and a lot of comedians like you ever
Speaker 3: meet a guy, you ever get a chance to meet TC.
Speaker 3: TC works for Mike Apps. If you ever meet him,
Speaker 3: I want you to interview him. The reason I want
Speaker 3: you to interview him I taught him to gain so
Speaker 3: many other people and he'll explain to the world, how
Speaker 3: how cold we how Cole was t K Kirkland. The
Speaker 3: the the root of how deep I go into this business?
Speaker 3: Yeah he he knows the old all the facts. Tupac
Speaker 3: or Biggie not yet okay, Tupaca Okay. The sauce all
Speaker 3: double XL sauce all day.
Speaker 5: I got this one.
Speaker 8: Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Michelle, I want to.
Speaker 3: Respect everything. No, no, no, Michelle Obama all day. Okay,
Speaker 3: you see the hips of Michelle Obama respectfully?
Speaker 5: Yeah, never see.
Speaker 3: See the thing about being the man and that even
Speaker 3: though a man you inspect his wife or woman, you're
Speaker 3: still a man. The thing about respecting the man's woman
Speaker 3: is that you don't say nothing to to disrespect the guy,
Speaker 3: you know. See, And the thing yeah, and the thing
Speaker 3: about the thing about a man say you respect.
Speaker 2: That's why he's tell.
Speaker 3: Women if you marry or engage, wear a ring, because
Speaker 3: a real man when he sees a ring, he respects.
Speaker 2: When you don't have a ring on your finger, and
Speaker 2: you're a free agent, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that you married until you tell me.
Speaker 3: So your beauty drawed me in. So that's why I'm
Speaker 3: a man. I was supposed to holler at you you know,
Speaker 3: so I.
Speaker 1: Got one off script Keenan Ivy Wayne's or Senior Hall.
Speaker 3: Keenan all day Yeah, all day o dB or bismark
Speaker 3: d take a shot o dB making the decisions out here.
Speaker 2: Eighties hip hop or nineties hip hop?
Speaker 1: Nineties all day Okay, el cool j or Big kinge
Speaker 1: Ll cool Jay. I thought he was gonna piick that.
Speaker 1: Hey Kane, I'm yeah, ll cool ja old. I took
Speaker 1: a shot. I'm gonna everybody up.
Speaker 5: With some grown folks. Ship Al Green or Marvin gay.
Speaker 1: Our Green all day? Nick okay, yeah, MJ or Prince.
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. You met Michael Jackson?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I met Michael Jackson while he was gang banging, right,
Speaker 2: not why he was gang.
Speaker 3: I know Michael Jackson backstage at a concert, you know
Speaker 3: so yeah, I mean I didn't know he was.
Speaker 1: That short around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a short guy. I didn't know he was
Speaker 3: that short. And he was a grown man at that time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Michael's like maybe five ten. But I see why they
Speaker 3: could dance so good now, because you got to be
Speaker 3: short to have the movement.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You can't be no tall.
Speaker 3: When you're tad. You don't move like that when you're short.
Speaker 3: Everything is the rhythm that makes sense to me.
Speaker 5: Wow, did not know.
Speaker 2: I never met Mike okay or Whitney Houston shot Day
Speaker 2: all Day.
Speaker 5: Houston. You ever met her?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I met Jersey Houston. Jersey Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just saying because do you have any story about
Speaker 5: Whitney Houston?
Speaker 2: No, Whitney, How can I explain Whitney.
Speaker 3: Whitney was the type of young lady who also needed leadership,
Speaker 3: you know, because she didn't understand her success and the
Speaker 3: universe testsed her a lot of times. And when the
Speaker 3: universe got tired of her, they had a center back
Speaker 3: home and she didn't get it, and.
Speaker 2: It was It's just an unfortunate situation.
Speaker 3: I wish she would have understood what if she had
Speaker 3: not just as a singer, and she could have been,
Speaker 3: to me, the Black Princess.
Speaker 1: Die Lady, Yeah, lady died. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she definitely could have been. Yeah, she had that
Speaker 2: much love in the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but as far as artists wise, to me, day
Speaker 3: had she had the world by she had the world hypnotic. Yeah, everybody,
Speaker 3: She's seduced everybody.
Speaker 1: I love you so much. I think I met her
Speaker 1: I never met her, I never met much. Yeah, parrest
Speaker 1: One or rock Kim Buck him Snoop Dog or ice
Speaker 1: Cube taking a shot?
Speaker 2: Ice Cube.
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 1: You want to see the next one?
Speaker 6: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince or kidding play.
Speaker 2: Go for kidding play?
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, I like just dancing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were on tour together, That's what I'm sure. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you go to be loved or feared to be loved yo, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: to be loved.
Speaker 1: You might as well take this too, Okay? For Miami
Speaker 1: booby Trap or Magic City, Magic City? Yeah, old times
Speaker 1: Actually booby Trap on the River you've been in the
Speaker 1: one on the River?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, n w A or you already know who
Speaker 3: on Rocking Way Straight out of Content n y C
Speaker 3: or Miami n y C. Yeah, we always say.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 1: This is probably one of the most controversy not trick,
Speaker 1: okay in this whole game.
Speaker 2: Loyalty or respect loyalty tell us why?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Loyalty is is something that you want to know
Speaker 3: that you could depend on someone when things are rough
Speaker 3: and you know when you call that person that person
Speaker 3: is solid because sometimes you just need someone and when
Speaker 3: you reach out to that person, you want to know
Speaker 3: that they're there for you. And and not too many
Speaker 3: people you can say have loyalty towards you. I just
Speaker 3: I really believe that. I mean, we're all getting older.
Speaker 3: Eventually we're gonna want somebody to take us to the
Speaker 3: hospital or change your diaper in the back room, or
Speaker 3: be there for you to take.
Speaker 1: You to the doctor.
Speaker 8: Who would do stuff like that for you. It's not
Speaker 8: your same blood right until you get there. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 8: just saying, no disrespect the game right here. It's seriously,
Speaker 8: but I'm just saying, sometimes you go through life, yes sir,
Speaker 8: and you look at your blood family, yes, and you'll
Speaker 8: see they won't do certain things.
Speaker 1: So true.
Speaker 8: And then you'll find out that God gave you just
Speaker 8: a couple, yes, give you many. Yes, You'll be shocked
Speaker 8: to see who's pushing your wheelchairs.
Speaker 1: Right that it is not the same blood ass.
Speaker 8: And they were friends with you, they enjoyed the good
Speaker 8: times times like you knew who it was.
Speaker 5: And then when you act your lowest moment.
Speaker 1: Yes that that person so true.
Speaker 3: You look up and everybody's watching this show from me,
Speaker 3: everybody who's watching this and everybody listening there. I swear
Speaker 3: to you if you live long enough, they aren't seen it.
Speaker 3: You are going to see this show and it's going
Speaker 3: to shock you when it happened. So I always say,
Speaker 3: pick people in your life. The fact that you could
Speaker 3: truly that got loyalty towards you because we're in that
Speaker 3: stage of life.
Speaker 1: Now, we're in that stage of life, I know, right,
Speaker 1: makes the lor for that, you know, money start making sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's actually experiencing that somebody's in his family,
Speaker 3: close friends.
Speaker 1: Because I can tell by the way he was talking
Speaker 1: he actually.
Speaker 2: Seen him with his own eyes.
Speaker 3: And when you see it, when you see with your
Speaker 3: own eyes, it's a different feeling.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 2: You can hear about it all day.
Speaker 1: See it.
Speaker 5: It's through age, just through time.
Speaker 8: Like you know, yes, you know everyone loves to have fun,
Speaker 8: this and that, but when it's not about fun, it's
Speaker 8: about that real, real.
Speaker 1: Real, Because all this is fun now gentlemen, to disappear, Yes,
Speaker 1: like all this that we all this, that we're doing
Speaker 1: this right here, remember it. I remember it because real life,
Speaker 1: real life, it's that serious. You ain't taking none of
Speaker 1: your champagne.
Speaker 3: Everybody got glasses up. He's banned. Okay, all right, your
Speaker 3: birthday listen listen, damn, let's go. What's one thing you
Speaker 3: if you could take back, you would take back nothing.
Speaker 3: I think about that. I get that question asked all
Speaker 3: the time. I becoming I don't need nobody to say.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say it. I became a great man
Speaker 3: because everything I've gone through, and I take pride in
Speaker 3: saying that I'm.
Speaker 1: A great man. And I mean that ship. I love
Speaker 1: who I am. Like this is off the chain, yo,
Speaker 1: for real, Like I'm loving it, loving it. Like besides
Speaker 1: def comedy jam, what's something that you missed that you
Speaker 1: that you dropped the ball on? Like, I'll give you
Speaker 1: example what mine's Early on in my care well not
Speaker 1: earlier on in my career. I got a chance to,
Speaker 1: I think, to do the oyam Ko remix over with
Speaker 1: unknown Rihanna Wow, and I didn't. I didn't understand at
Speaker 1: the time. So they were like, because my record was
Speaker 1: Mendicano on me and they wanted to change it to
Speaker 1: the Caribbean. And at the time I just didn't think
Speaker 1: it made sense right right what I had, They offered me,
Speaker 1: we could get you.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she.
Speaker 1: Knows this right, but she wasn't beyond at the time,
Speaker 1: and I passed up on that actually hurt to this day.
Speaker 1: That's a million No more. Is any opportunity that you
Speaker 1: had that came in your your hand and you dropped
Speaker 1: the ball. No no, And let me tell you why.
Speaker 1: Because I was my own manager. Right.
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know.
Speaker 3: I did Timbinan's album, Timberland, Timberlan's first album.
Speaker 2: You look at his first album. I gotta keep it.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, Doug, google it. I did.
Speaker 2: I did Timinus first album that produced.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: Okay before he really blew up.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 3: I did Luke's album Looked down here in Miami, a
Speaker 3: MG second and nine. I toured with Ludacris, all these
Speaker 3: things I put together. If you watch the video Gwen Stefani,
Speaker 3: blow your mind. Watch watch this. It's gonna fuck you up.
Speaker 3: Watch the video blow your mind. Watch it closely.
Speaker 1: I'm the young man with the tucks on playing the piano,
Speaker 1: playing the theme music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, blow your mind. I'm the guy playing the piano
Speaker 3: with Yeah and the homegirls. She's standing right next to me,
Speaker 3: and I'm looking at it like that, and I'm playing
Speaker 3: the piano.
Speaker 1: That's me yo, okay, yeah, that's so, there's no opportunity
Speaker 1: that you have and didn't miss. No, no, no.
Speaker 3: When I sit back again, energy, but when it's not
Speaker 3: for you, you ain't getting it.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing I bring up with women. You
Speaker 3: know how you chase the girl, she don't give you
Speaker 3: the time of day. Men don't understand the universe don't
Speaker 3: want you all to be together.
Speaker 1: For that moment. No, you don't want you to be together.
Speaker 3: But we start chasing because we can't take rejection. But
Speaker 3: the universe is saying to you, motherfucker, I'm trying to
Speaker 3: explain to you, just saint the one then yeah, then yeah,
Speaker 3: sometimes it works. No disrespect, Please don't interrupt me when
Speaker 3: I'm talking.
Speaker 1: Who talk?
Speaker 3: So the universe teaches us as you go through life,
Speaker 3: and then you're pursuing get with that person and you realize, man,
Speaker 3: this wasn't the person for me, and sometimes to because
Speaker 3: you rush it. You had a baby, you rushed it
Speaker 3: and you got with it. And then some women are like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're not acting the same no more. You know, you're
Speaker 3: acting different towards me because the man has realized, baby,
Speaker 3: you ain't the one I really wanted them. I'm sorry
Speaker 3: had sex, I'm sorry that we did these things, but
Speaker 3: it's too late. So the girl feels betrayed, right, you know,
Speaker 3: she feels betrayed. You just wanted one thing. But it's
Speaker 3: not always like that. You see something bigger. But they
Speaker 3: changed too, Yeah, some do, some do change. That's also
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, that's also the universe
Speaker 3: because they're seeing something you that they don't like, the
Speaker 3: thing that we want to share with men. That rejection
Speaker 3: is not a bad thing because a relationship is not
Speaker 3: bad because there's always a win, right. It teaches you
Speaker 3: what you want and it teaches you what you want
Speaker 3: to have, and that's what relationship does.
Speaker 1: And to see guys.
Speaker 3: Stabbing women but they won't give you a phone number,
Speaker 3: you see what I'm saying, Like, what the what is
Speaker 3: wrong with a young man that you can't accept the
Speaker 3: woman now hollering at you that you lose it to
Speaker 3: hurt a woman.
Speaker 2: Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: And that's why again, this show is about leadership because
Speaker 3: they listen to us.
Speaker 8: I watch you all the time talk about relationships. I've
Speaker 8: seen you do a lot of shows, yes, and actually
Speaker 8: believe a lot in your philosophy.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: When it comes to the ladies and how men should move,
Speaker 5: how women should move, and all of that, I really do.
Speaker 8: Don't listen to my friends day No, no, I want
Speaker 8: you to lose what you're trying to say.
Speaker 5: My thing is this when it comes to men and
Speaker 5: women relationship. Do you feel we like marriage?
Speaker 8: Is it even anymore today, not yesterday, not back in there?
Speaker 8: Do you even feel marriage is even a thing anymore?
Speaker 5: Or do you feel that.
Speaker 8: People should move more with relationships in a business type
Speaker 8: of way?
Speaker 2: I see it does get yeah, I do. And it's
Speaker 2: levels to that.
Speaker 3: There are some people who really love each other and
Speaker 3: they think that's the way to get married. And I'm
Speaker 3: going to give multiple stories of what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: The thing about marriage is one is finances, One is
Speaker 3: your money, right. But a lot of men don't have
Speaker 3: a lot of game.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: So instead of when a woman said she wants an
Speaker 3: expensive ring, and I'm about to give everybody gain, So
Speaker 3: pay attention to mons the night. See some women some
Speaker 3: some some women want a ten twelve thousand ring. Men
Speaker 3: go out there and bus they add it with the bozzi.
Speaker 3: But see what we're going to start doing now we're
Speaker 3: gonna tell the young lady, no, baby, I'm gonna show
Speaker 3: you my dedication to you, because I'm going to take
Speaker 3: your money and put it in an annuity at three
Speaker 3: to four on compound interest three times a year.
Speaker 1: And in twenty years, No, what's from going? What's wroom going?
Speaker 3: And in twenty years you're ten thousand will be two
Speaker 3: hundred and ninety something thousand.
Speaker 2: This is on investor dot gov. See the government.
Speaker 1: When I was saying earlier, the government pimps the state,
Speaker 1: the state pimps the city.
Speaker 2: See they have websites, this right.
Speaker 3: There in front of us, but they know people don't
Speaker 3: take the time to read this stuff. So some women
Speaker 3: who've probably been married before will understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And they have.
Speaker 2: They were like, listen, I've been married for I want
Speaker 2: to be married.
Speaker 1: I need to do what with my money. I don't
Speaker 1: want you to put the money in money. I just
Speaker 1: want to know you got the money. Baby.
Speaker 2: Here's my love and dedication to you.
Speaker 3: You're going to take that and if we're together twenty years, good,
Speaker 3: If not, When you're with the new nigga and you're
Speaker 3: getting that new car, thinking me, when you get the
Speaker 3: house and you got the down payment. Think of me,
Speaker 3: because most men don't want to give women now because
Speaker 3: most of them don't have it. And I always tell
Speaker 3: men and women around the world, knowledge is a lot
Speaker 3: longer and thicker than dick. Right, So that's what that's
Speaker 3: for us. Now let me now, let me finish what
Speaker 3: I'm going to ask. I'm going to finish all my
Speaker 3: questions way to forty five. I don't think they want
Speaker 3: to No, no, no, you asked me a question I
Speaker 3: want to answer. You can't answer your question and answer right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't do that.
Speaker 1: To ask the question. I'm trying to answer your question.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right?
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: Add now, marriage also is very important as you get older.
Speaker 1: Here's why.
Speaker 2: If you're together and you're not married, that woman doesn't
Speaker 2: have no rights.
Speaker 7: None.
Speaker 2: So if probation, probate comes in.
Speaker 3: That's when probate comes in any crisis, the state takes
Speaker 3: it and the woman who's been fucking you sucking dit
Speaker 3: Oh wow, listen, listen, listen, I see the alcohol change
Speaker 3: in your spirit. Listen, I'm seeing I can see I
Speaker 3: see the alcohol changing your spirits. I need you to
Speaker 3: calm down because I see something. I see something that
Speaker 3: you don't see.
Speaker 1: I see it.
Speaker 2: I see your ass changing. I calm down.
Speaker 8: Down.
Speaker 3: So marriage on that level is very important because the
Speaker 3: state won't recognize any girl living with you.
Speaker 2: You have no rights.
Speaker 3: Now if you if it's the man and he doesn't
Speaker 3: like his children, and the children come in, they got
Speaker 3: the power.
Speaker 2: It's a rap. So whoever you married, then you want
Speaker 2: to And if you don't get married, you got to
Speaker 2: have a trust.
Speaker 3: A trust is more powerful than a will because the
Speaker 3: will can be what's the word I'm looking for, contestant,
Speaker 3: and the trust can't.
Speaker 2: They have to honor the trust. So you want that.
Speaker 3: In the same sense is because you have a trust
Speaker 3: and you marry and she happens to be scandalous because
Speaker 3: these things happen, or the man has to be scandalous
Speaker 3: and you're ill, and somebody can change the will, can't
Speaker 3: change the trust.
Speaker 5: Got one last question this relationship. This is not my question.
Speaker 8: Okay, somebody I told them that you was covering right,
Speaker 8: and I said, they had a question for me. They're
Speaker 8: at least fifty years old, they don't have any children. Yes,
Speaker 8: they said to me, ask.
Speaker 5: Him, what does he feel?
Speaker 8: Step Hid about holly relationship, like they know they're never
Speaker 8: going to have kids, they don't really want to get married.
Speaker 10: Is it.
Speaker 8: Do you feel like a man with a multiple like
Speaker 8: relationship with me? You don't, probably meaning a guy with
Speaker 8: five ladies or four ladies or something like that.
Speaker 2: I really think, but it's a relationship.
Speaker 5: But I mean the building his own community basically.
Speaker 6: Okay with un sustainable it's.
Speaker 2: That I think.
Speaker 1: I think this is to me.
Speaker 3: I really think that's the way the world should be.
Speaker 3: You think that's the way the world.
Speaker 1: I really think a man should have more than one woman,
Speaker 1: kind of like.
Speaker 5: You have more you can take take care of them.
Speaker 1: As long as you can take care of women in
Speaker 1: the world, that's what take care of them equally, I.
Speaker 3: Think because this wayman, you understand if you understand colonization,
Speaker 3: the Western civilization did that. They change having more than
Speaker 3: one wife to being married. They changed everything. They changed
Speaker 3: the Bible, they change every theology. You know what I'm
Speaker 3: say saying. So these are just the facts. We're all
Speaker 3: programmed to a certain extent in life, all of us
Speaker 3: a little bit o. Women know women want to get married.
Speaker 3: They ain't trying to have that more than one relationship.
Speaker 3: It's just the way it is. We've all been programmed.
Speaker 3: The thing is, you find someone that believes and.
Speaker 1: What you believe in.
Speaker 3: Lately, I have been dealing with men dating younger women,
Speaker 3: you know, twenty year spans or whatever, and I always
Speaker 3: felt that like, yeah, after you got to let me talk,
Speaker 3: you're interviewing me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not interviewing you. Okay, it's okay.
Speaker 3: So the thing, the thing is, I always felt that
Speaker 3: it was wrong because I felt younger women they might
Speaker 3: look good and they might have careers, but there's still
Speaker 3: something missing, right. And I think as you get wisdom,
Speaker 3: you know how to control the climbing of the room
Speaker 3: based on certain men Like I like peace, but piece
Speaker 3: is mandatory to me.
Speaker 2: If it's if you on some petty shit, if you.
Speaker 3: Create a lot of confusion everything we talk about, you
Speaker 3: are saying no and you're deflecting. That irritates me. So
Speaker 3: the people I've met in my lifetime, I'd just rather
Speaker 3: be by myself. Is because I really hate because I'm
Speaker 3: a happy guy. So if I meet a woman, either
Speaker 3: you're gonna make me happy or happier. But if we
Speaker 3: going back and forth, you know, I better say to
Speaker 3: myself or just date here and there around the world,
Speaker 3: because I have a great life, you know, and to
Speaker 3: sell it down one person, you really have to be
Speaker 3: truly special. So that's how I feels. So I think, yes,
Speaker 3: a man should have more than one woman.
Speaker 1: All my friends, I'll give you an example. All my
Speaker 1: friends in Dubai live like that. You're only the one.
Speaker 1: The only ones that don't live like that, ironically is
Speaker 1: the African American one that that that migrated there. But
Speaker 1: all of my people that lived in Dubai all got
Speaker 1: and now you know you're financing, and I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: honest with you, they're all happy. They're happy. They're happy
Speaker 1: like they I'll be able to get away.
Speaker 3: No, you ain't get it, but that's so true. But again,
Speaker 3: whoever listened to it? Some people are gonna say we
Speaker 3: crazy something. I don't say I'm crazy. But if your
Speaker 3: mindset is international, you understand what I'm saying. If your
Speaker 3: mind is Miami, Liberty City, Atlanta, Georgia, Chicago, Illinois, Compton,
Speaker 3: and that's your block, your mindset.
Speaker 2: Is just on those blocks. This is way over your head,
Speaker 2: this way over your head.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna switch it up.
Speaker 5: A little bit.
Speaker 1: I remember Jersey City was a real, real real Yes
Speaker 1: it was due to gentrification. Yes, it's like a whole
Speaker 1: nother fuck, it's a whole It's lit. Actually, it's lit.
Speaker 1: It's lit. And it's like, did that affect your old neighborhood?
Speaker 2: No, not yet, It's on it's on its way.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your.
Speaker 2: Neighborhood still like three weeks a while.
Speaker 3: Weeks Yeah, yeah, Joe's and I, believe it or not,
Speaker 3: for at least thirty eight years, I would never stay
Speaker 3: in Jersey City.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: I will always stay in Manhattan, right, So that reys
Speaker 3: one because of how we grew up. But my brother
Speaker 3: got murdered in Jersey City by the police. My mom
Speaker 3: died in Jersey City, my father died in Jersey City.
Speaker 3: So it was always a negative thing in Jersey. Then
Speaker 3: one day I go to Jersey City on some nostalgia,
Speaker 3: the nostalgia stuff to see my old neighborhood, and kids
Speaker 3: got out in front of me was shooting at each other. Oh,
Speaker 3: I mean literally right in front of me, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: ain't this a bitch? I come home to visit, they
Speaker 3: won't want to be in the paper tomorrow. Ticket Kerkain
Speaker 3: get shot visiting during the city, and I never went
Speaker 3: back until.
Speaker 1: Maybe four months ago.
Speaker 3: I stayed downtown from what time about thirty eight years damn.
Speaker 5: But when I went.
Speaker 2: When I got back, I didn't know it was like that.
Speaker 3: I said, whoa, I'm gonna stay here more because it's
Speaker 3: a whole new vibe. It was dope and I loved it,
Speaker 3: and I was like, man, this is this is how
Speaker 3: I look. Because people always say, don't forget where you
Speaker 3: came from, and I always say, do you know where
Speaker 3: I've been?
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. Yeah, now this might be
Speaker 1: a slight flows my billionaire friend, Yes, I know you
Speaker 1: got feared. Jamie left rack. He actually it's his own
Speaker 1: plane to Jersey City, Like he runs to Jersey City,
Speaker 1: and I'll be looking at him like you don't know
Speaker 1: the old Jersey.
Speaker 2: Yes, you don't know that. You know what I'm like,
Speaker 2: But I'm impression.
Speaker 1: You know somebody that flying he he f own plane.
Speaker 3: Those are things that I like that we come from
Speaker 3: a certain point in the world and we know you
Speaker 3: actually can shake a palace hand.
Speaker 2: You got his number, you can call him.
Speaker 3: These are things that people never think about knowing these
Speaker 3: type of people.
Speaker 1: Well, his name is left means, which means I'm from
Speaker 1: left Rack City. Yes, he owns the whole left right,
Speaker 1: because my hood is actually not a project, it's actually
Speaker 1: privately owned. Yes, and I now know what the person
Speaker 1: owns my whole goddamn. But like we want to want to,
Speaker 1: Like if we said earlier, our show is about giving
Speaker 1: people they fly while they smell. You want to give
Speaker 1: your flowers once again, we get you. We get you
Speaker 1: your birthday cake, and we wanted to give you that.
Speaker 1: But let me ask you, yes, do you this is
Speaker 1: you just me asking you about about this this comedian. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's T. K. Kirkland, the greatest of all time? Am
Speaker 1: the greatest of all time? I want you to ask
Speaker 1: it in three persons. Yeah, I'm gonna do it about
Speaker 1: third person.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and I'm gonna tell you why school.
Speaker 1: I was wanted to make no noise for that, but.
Speaker 3: Because people always say, when you say who's your greatest comedian,
Speaker 3: people always say Richard prior Eddie Murphy. But most of
Speaker 3: these comedians never met those people, so they say it
Speaker 3: just to say it.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I came up with Michael Williams, Robin Harris. We didn't
Speaker 3: have an improvs or the funny Bones. We had a
Speaker 3: rant out a hall and we named it the Comedy
Speaker 3: act Theater. And all the great comics came through there.
Speaker 3: The Jamie Foxes, the Dave Chappelle's, Keenen, Ivy Walliams's, everybody
Speaker 3: came through there. Then I took that because I'm always
Speaker 3: a businessman, and I spinned off and had six clubs
Speaker 3: that gave comedians opportunities to perform before they went into
Speaker 3: the Union, into the world.
Speaker 2: And I was hard like I was a soldier.
Speaker 3: If you boned, I would curse your ass out when
Speaker 3: he was on stage. I would give comedians confidence on
Speaker 3: how to stand in front of the said, you can
Speaker 3: ask Chris Spencer, you can ask most comedians that came
Speaker 3: up during me. I gave them the confidence on how
Speaker 3: to become a great comedian. Then when I snatched the
Speaker 3: deal Hugh Lee and Gotfrey and Mike Epps, I gave
Speaker 3: them the blueprint to be a businessman. All these everybody
Speaker 3: came on the morning is a multi millionaire everybody, it
Speaker 3: ain't even a maybe.
Speaker 1: And so I took that.
Speaker 3: But I also came through the streets. So the streets
Speaker 3: was my blueprint. I took that gave it to those
Speaker 3: guys and they're still working to this day. And that's
Speaker 3: why I say not just I made those guys rich.
Speaker 3: I opened the doors up for most of the comedians
Speaker 3: because some are independent. Some feel they need an agent
Speaker 3: or manager, and I still to this day try to
Speaker 3: explain them one on one. Math It's like if I
Speaker 3: come to if you're an artist and I come to
Speaker 3: you and I say, no, I got a show for you,
Speaker 3: and you go talk to my agent, Well, you just
Speaker 3: took twenty percent. You just gave twenty percent to somebody
Speaker 3: else off the rip. And my thing is like y'all
Speaker 3: came to you, you can. Most people can't put their
Speaker 3: own show together. Most people don't know they work. I
Speaker 3: teach people to know they work. I teach people how
Speaker 3: to negotiate the deal. And one of my rules is
Speaker 3: this happened years ago at to Kentucky Derby was me,
Speaker 3: I'm Chris Tucker and A. J. Johnson. Yeah, we had
Speaker 3: a show and the it wasn't that crowded, so it
Speaker 3: was only a little bit of money left. But everybody
Speaker 3: started screaming when I went in the room first, because
Speaker 3: they knew I was gonna get all the money. And
Speaker 3: my rule is that there's a dollar on the table,
Speaker 3: I'm getting ninety nine cent. I don't know what you're
Speaker 3: gonna do with that penny. So I'm walking out with
Speaker 3: my bread. And even when people owe me money, and
Speaker 3: it's certain comedy clubs that owe me money, and I
Speaker 3: always charge him one thousand dollars a week for every
Speaker 3: week that they late paying me.
Speaker 1: And I do this to this day. Okay, So let
Speaker 1: me get bounced them out a little bit. Going back
Speaker 1: to the cat Williams, Yes, sir right, there's a part
Speaker 1: where he talked about earthquake. Yes, and he says that
Speaker 1: earthquake never got movie rolls because earthquake couldn't we Yes.
Speaker 1: I remember looking at the Internet and saying, damn. That
Speaker 1: was like kind of invo where they said he went
Speaker 1: too far. So it's a two part question. One was
Speaker 1: that going too far? And then two is there ever?
Speaker 1: Do y'all live by that? Because if rappers go out
Speaker 1: each other and there's two people who respect each other,
Speaker 1: they'll they'll respect those certain boundaries. Yes, But if we
Speaker 1: if they hate each other, they're going to try to
Speaker 1: make up. Bring up your old baby Mother pictures. They're
Speaker 1: gonna try to like, they're gonna try to really hurt you.
Speaker 3: So I agree one, I think it's too far. But again,
Speaker 3: here's the facts of the entertainment world. It's to start
Speaker 3: with knowledge first.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: If I told everybody here right now to go to
Speaker 3: a term paper on the success of the black man
Speaker 3: and black actor black actors in Hollywood, you will come
Speaker 3: back with a horrible story because the myth is you
Speaker 3: think that everybody is black and Hollywood is making it
Speaker 3: and they're not.
Speaker 1: Wow. See when when kat is talking about TV roles,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 3: Because there's no those things don't exist. You have more
Speaker 3: TV shows in the nineties than you do now. When
Speaker 3: I'm on social media and I'm telling people that Hollywood's
Speaker 3: not for the black men because we don't have shows,
Speaker 3: no more, people say well, Martin Lawrence comes on and say, yo,
Speaker 3: those are reruns.
Speaker 2: Those are not shows. I'm thinking new shows.
Speaker 1: There's no new black shows that come on that for
Speaker 1: most college that promost family, there's none of our shows,
Speaker 1: none of those shows on and nobody pays attention that.
Speaker 1: So Hollywood has pushed the black men into a corner
Speaker 1: to distinct. You can't.
Speaker 2: You don't even see us.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got BT, but no disrespect BT's You're not
Speaker 3: respected on BT. Even the way they pay you is
Speaker 3: not respected. So yes to the average fan. When you
Speaker 3: walk off these sets from a BT show, you feel
Speaker 3: like you're doing something, but you're really not getting no bread.
Speaker 3: So then when people get older, you start saying.
Speaker 1: Yo, I thought you was rich.
Speaker 3: You don't have medicare, your family's not around no one,
Speaker 3: You're not living in a decent home because nobody knows
Speaker 3: how to hustle. Nobody knows how to get money other
Speaker 3: than on these shows, and you have to use your
Speaker 3: platform to get other opportunities. The same way rappers, when
Speaker 3: y'all get your albums, you go into the liquor business,
Speaker 3: you go into makeup, you're go into fashion. Comics don't,
Speaker 3: and actors don't think that way. When you see Terrence
Speaker 3: Howard talk about he got twelve thousand for a hustle
Speaker 3: and flow. When you see Taraji Henderson, who I really
Speaker 3: feel got played right, and let me tell you play
Speaker 3: the budget for movies one hundred and sixty seven million
Speaker 3: for Benjamin Buttons. I'm about to say now we all here,
Speaker 3: we understand the budget. We understand budget seven bill million.
Speaker 2: And someone your.
Speaker 3: Agent comes back and tells you they're only gonna give
Speaker 3: you one hundred fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: You're gonna tell you kiss my motherfucking ass, and I
Speaker 1: hate the curse.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say two times, you're gonna tell that person
Speaker 3: and kiss my you know, and they happening. So I
Speaker 3: feel that the company paid, the agency gave her what
Speaker 3: she wanted. I think they gave her by seven eight million,
Speaker 3: but they told her she was only gonna get one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty thousand, and this is gonna be an
Speaker 3: opportunity for your agency.
Speaker 1: That that's through Oprah too, right, that's why she said it,
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, to stay focused because we're going
Speaker 1: down another path.
Speaker 2: I wasn't finished with what I was saying.
Speaker 1: Please. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the thing with that is with the agency. To me,
Speaker 3: I don't know who agency is, so they can'tsume me.
Speaker 3: So they told her she did do it for one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty because here's the play. You're doing it
Speaker 3: with Brad Pitt. It's gonna change your career.
Speaker 1: And she fell for it.
Speaker 3: But the end of the day day you're supposed to
Speaker 3: get your bread, and I always tell people you get
Speaker 3: what you negotiate, and at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: it's no friends. I always say keep a Republican and
Speaker 3: keep a Republicans always get the money.
Speaker 2: You know, now, am I Republican?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: But I always say keep a Republican because you're supposed
Speaker 3: to keep a business and stop trying to be people's friends.
Speaker 8: You said earlier, I don't remember the latter part. You said,
Speaker 8: it's ninety.
Speaker 3: Nine percent business business and one percent show. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: it's all about business, about relationships, it's about your hustle.
Speaker 3: It's about do you get up broold anyone to go
Speaker 3: do radio? Are you you're strong enough to do your interviews?
Speaker 3: Are you strong enough to show up at drink Champs?
Speaker 3: You know, you're strong enough to be in front of
Speaker 3: the camera to let people know what are you willing
Speaker 3: to do?
Speaker 2: For six What are you prepared to do?
Speaker 1: Is if you wanted that bad and a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't don't get that, and then when they do
Speaker 1: get it, they abuse it and it's taken away from them.
Speaker 1: You know, I really appreciate this ship. This is from
Speaker 1: Jack Lay. You know, Jack. I know him very well.
Speaker 1: That's my man. He said, last time, you said you
Speaker 1: were going independent and don't need Netflix, but now you're
Speaker 1: lobbying saying that a Netflix special.
Speaker 3: What to change between then and now? Yeah, the fans,
Speaker 3: because I see that the the fans does not understand comedy.
Speaker 1: I Q.
Speaker 3: They really think you're supposed to be on Netflix to
Speaker 3: be successful, and that's not true. I got my own network,
Speaker 3: I promote TK, have my own special I only want
Speaker 3: to do Netflix for the people.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a people's thing.
Speaker 3: And that's why when I do get it, God Willing
Speaker 3: is going to be one of the greatest shows they've
Speaker 3: ever seen. And stand up is because everybody knows how
Speaker 3: great I am as a comedian.
Speaker 1: These just facts.
Speaker 3: But until then, I'm going to continue to put on
Speaker 3: my own specials. I'm going to ten you're being independent.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tend you eat because, like I said,
Speaker 3: what's my rule. We stay low key and flex occasionally,
Speaker 3: so you know I'm getting the bread. It's just that
Speaker 3: you don't see it on the Netflix because we'll program again.
Speaker 3: I think to make it, you got to be on Netflix.
Speaker 3: And there's some horrible comics on Netflix horrible and they
Speaker 3: are two yeah, and then two They repeat the same
Speaker 3: comics like there's no more comedians out there, and they
Speaker 3: need to give opportunities to fresh new faces, to give
Speaker 3: them opportunity to shine, because there's a lot of young
Speaker 3: comics out there that's very, very talented.
Speaker 1: Because I once heard you say the thing about Netflix
Speaker 1: is they give you a bulk of money. They give you.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 3: You don't get no residules that don't see the thing?
Speaker 3: I guess I'm a control frequent it comes to business.
Speaker 3: I like to answer my phone. I like making decisions,
Speaker 3: what are going to be on my cover? What time
Speaker 3: I'm going to be there? Netflix they own everything. They
Speaker 3: pay you one time, one time, they tell you what
Speaker 3: data is coming out. You can't call nobody and ask questions.
Speaker 3: They don't promote it. They just put it up and
Speaker 3: they hope that your fan bases.
Speaker 1: What it leads you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does what it does. That's what they do.
Speaker 3: And at this point right now, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: But when I do get my special eventually.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something totally different than no other comic
Speaker 1: has done. Because in rap we got something called like
Speaker 1: one off. Yes, like it's just one deal. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: be interested in that, Like, all right, cool, let me
Speaker 1: just write this just for Netflix. This is my one
Speaker 1: especially that I might not own, but it might be
Speaker 1: worth No. No, no, no, no, I don't do those things. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: hell no yeah no, no.
Speaker 2: List because your fans do want to see you on Netflix.
Speaker 1: They do want to see but they sure do. That
Speaker 1: was the biggest question. It's like, yo, Netflix, And then
Speaker 1: when his fucking book is coming out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, now the book dealers in the works and Charlemagne
Speaker 3: is behind that, Sharlotte Charlemagne, and the book is go
Speaker 3: Who Raised You? And it's not gonna be your typical book.
Speaker 3: It's not gonna be my past experiences. Who Raised You
Speaker 3: is going to be the manual to life. It's gonna
Speaker 3: be the manual to life. It's gonna be something that
Speaker 3: you can read and it can help you after we're
Speaker 3: dead and going. It's gonna be one of the things
Speaker 3: that you can your kids kids can read and it
Speaker 3: has still helped them with their life.
Speaker 8: I think you'll do real good in that labor because,
Speaker 8: like I said before, there's a lot of philosophies that
Speaker 8: you have that I one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you teach relationship class.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that a lot of but one man
Speaker 1: over fifty for free. Some yeah, some people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a great it's a great journey. And
Speaker 3: I believe you shouldn't writ a book until you in
Speaker 3: your fifties and sixties anyway, because I think you have
Speaker 3: to have so much experiences. You know, people share something
Speaker 3: that happened to them, but that's not wisdom. Wisdom is
Speaker 3: that to me fifty fifty five years, you've been through
Speaker 3: so much you've got something to say.
Speaker 5: That's just me.
Speaker 1: You think you could be a marriage counselor, Yeah, even.
Speaker 3: Though I'm not married, to be a marriage counselor, because
Speaker 3: you hear people talk about how can Steve Harvey by
Speaker 3: a marriage counselor, I mean give advice on marriage. He's
Speaker 3: been married three times, And it's not true. The person
Speaker 3: who's been married three times know what it took to
Speaker 3: get right. And now that's the experience, so you make
Speaker 3: mistakes to get become better. People always think you're supposed
Speaker 3: to hit this home run out the park on the
Speaker 3: first time. That's not truth. To think that way is wrong.
Speaker 3: To think that when you say first it says he
Speaker 3: has been married three times, meaning he figured it out,
Speaker 3: he got it right, And that's the person you want
Speaker 3: to listen to because they've been through something and we
Speaker 3: all got to know. And this is one rule. I
Speaker 3: can't teach you nothing. Haven't been through nothing. And that's
Speaker 3: the key. You can't teach nobody that he ain't been
Speaker 3: through it, because like him right here, he'd be trying
Speaker 3: to give advice on kids. He ain't got no goddamn
Speaker 3: kids up kids right, as long as he don't drink
Speaker 3: when he drinks just right here, flares up.
Speaker 8: I needed to flare up every times get advice for
Speaker 8: a long time. I told you I'm on your side.
Speaker 3: Yes, rocking with you, yeah yeah, rocking with you, yeah,
Speaker 3: rocker with you.
Speaker 1: So this was one more question for Jack. Yes, he said,
Speaker 1: what was the difference between you, like, uh, getting with
Speaker 1: rappers or why wouldn't you get with someone like Dave
Speaker 1: Chappelle and produce that.
Speaker 3: That's a good question. I think that I understood the
Speaker 3: rap game. You know, you guys, you guys was up.
Speaker 3: Y'all was about unity. Y'all was about making sure people
Speaker 3: ate and was on and I respected that, and that's
Speaker 3: That's how I went down that path of hip hop.
Speaker 3: I mean, think about how blessed I am. I mean
Speaker 3: kimprom Jersey City, Right, I go to LA I meet
Speaker 3: Easy E Wow.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: Then I rocked with New York because I meet Eric
Speaker 3: von Zipp, I meet Haitian Jack, Frankie b Right. So
Speaker 3: my thirty fifth birthday party, I wound up meeting jay Z.
Speaker 3: I pay on fifteen hundred dollars to do my birthday party.
Speaker 3: That turns around. He gets me on the Hard Knock
Speaker 3: Life Tour. Then from the Hard Knock Life toy As
Speaker 3: we travel, I meet Nelly. I stuck toring with Nelly.
Speaker 3: Then when I'm down in New Orleans, I meet a
Speaker 3: young man who walks up to me and says, what up, Watery?
Speaker 3: You know it's Baby from the Cast twenty Millionaires asking
Speaker 3: me to be in balla Blocker. Then from Ball of
Speaker 3: Blocker and I go on the Rough Right of tour,
Speaker 3: I meet dm X and Eve. When I meet DMX
Speaker 3: and Eve, I meet Gwen Stefani. When I meet Gwen Stefani,
Speaker 3: I meet Madonna. Go on tour with Madonna. Then I
Speaker 3: also tour with Patty the Bell. Frankie Beverly and May.
Speaker 5: Like I put.
Speaker 3: I used to take money and put concerts together for
Speaker 3: these type of people. So I was taking money because
Speaker 3: I wanted money to come from all different directions. I
Speaker 3: was financing concerts. Comedians never knew I was paying for it.
Speaker 3: R and B people didn't know I was paying for it.
Speaker 3: So on Monday and Tuesday, when the money was.
Speaker 1: Coming in, I was killing the game because I was everywhere,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't go to this top of this mountain.
Speaker 3: I said, y'all talking about this shiit, nigga, nigga, you
Speaker 3: all should see what the fuck I'm doing.
Speaker 2: And then I had a baby.
Speaker 1: Mama that was real thirsty, so I had to really
Speaker 1: act like I was broke because he was really.
Speaker 3: Try to get read. It's just the way it was
Speaker 3: in my life. So all those things taught me to
Speaker 3: shut up, stay low key, flex occasionally. And I'm flexing
Speaker 3: on my birthday on your show. You have no idea
Speaker 3: how then I'm alive. I got ran children, I'm on
Speaker 3: your show. We got the cakes. This is it's like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's like the brotherhood, our.
Speaker 1: Own ship, you know what I'm saying, Like we sitting
Speaker 1: there chopping up at like a cigarlands. That's right, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So that's what I love. So look,
Speaker 1: let me ask you because like when I have rappers
Speaker 1: on here or artists on here, I asked them what
Speaker 1: is their favorite? All right, writing the record or performing
Speaker 1: the record? In your case, I'm a little different because
Speaker 1: you actually manage yourself, right, So I want to ask
Speaker 1: you a little different. Do you who do you enjoy
Speaker 1: more collecting the money as a manager, as manager yourself
Speaker 1: or hear in that stage.
Speaker 2: I love them both, And let me tell you why.
Speaker 3: If I'm doing the club, it's not a one niner
Speaker 3: or one niner from Thursday to Sunday. I'm a comedian
Speaker 3: that Sunday night, I'm the manager because I got go
Speaker 3: in the office and get the bread.
Speaker 1: So I do it all yourself. I going there myself
Speaker 1: that I gotta even know.
Speaker 2: He's a class going at the numbers.
Speaker 1: You know, we go down and everything we want this
Speaker 1: made out to tell who I made it out to.
Speaker 1: It was that.
Speaker 2: Look, I say, what about we missed we missed.
Speaker 1: X, Y and Z travels blah t K. You're right,
Speaker 1: we make it dismiss and I'm like it was nice
Speaker 1: to mean, y'all not going you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: And I'm.
Speaker 2: The driver.
Speaker 1: Charging my car talking lot mother about myself.
Speaker 2: How about need security for what?
Speaker 5: Okay, but I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You need the charges? Want to be the management had
Speaker 1: had to beat be with the artist part. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't need I'm not saying I need to.
Speaker 5: But is it on the bill? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to take advantage of people. You're not
Speaker 1: like anybody.
Speaker 3: But security doesn't come out from them paying you. Security
Speaker 3: would come out if I had the money and I
Speaker 3: paid them out of what I made and they're not paying.
Speaker 3: That's the difference between the managers excess a manager and
Speaker 3: a person talking out of turn not knowing what they're
Speaker 3: talking about.
Speaker 2: Right, did you see the ball mall? You know, I
Speaker 2: thought it was amazing.
Speaker 1: So you remember it was a part of the movie
Speaker 1: where uh he flips on the manager. He says, yo,
Speaker 1: this was this was Africa. It's not a money play man.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: I always felt like that about Puerto Rico, like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because I'm half Puerto Rican. Yes,
Speaker 1: and anytime a show came to for Puerto Rico. They
Speaker 1: got me for the love, they got me for the pride.
Speaker 1: As the manager is this somewhere, the artists be wanting
Speaker 1: to go, but the management is like, it ain't right.
Speaker 1: So you'a ain't working around that's a good question. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Would pretty much.
Speaker 3: I've done pretty much everywhere because of friendship and actually
Speaker 3: been on stage mad at myself that I took that deal.
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie in my head, but I said,
Speaker 3: let me just get the work done and get out
Speaker 3: of it, because being friends with someone will put you
Speaker 3: in bad situations.
Speaker 1: Being friends. You go somewhere and you're saying to yourself,
Speaker 1: my fans are looking like, why what you're doing here?
Speaker 2: But they not knowing you did something for a friend,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You did a favor, right, and that has But now
Speaker 3: for the last two or three years, I haven't. I
Speaker 3: haven't done it, even though it's money. But you can
Speaker 3: remember I make a lot of money doing my shows.
Speaker 3: But even when people got seven thousand, eight thousand, right,
Speaker 3: I'll take it because it was the one time I
Speaker 3: wasn't making that kind of money and losso a time
Speaker 3: I worked forty hours a week, right, that's when it
Speaker 3: benefits you to be your old Yes, I understood forty
Speaker 3: hours a week and you come home at the end
Speaker 3: of then you get paid every two weeks and you
Speaker 3: only come home with fifteen hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 1: I don't know about nobody else's salary. I couldn't live.
Speaker 3: I spend that in the day. Fifteen hundred a month. Wow,
Speaker 3: So I go get the bread. That's why I invest
Speaker 3: in me. People always ask me about what do I
Speaker 3: invest in, and I always.
Speaker 1: Talk about stocks, and I always talk about the great
Speaker 1: thing to invest in. If anybody's listening is always investing
Speaker 1: something that you actually used. If you go to that
Speaker 1: gas station all the time, right you see Chevron, invest
Speaker 1: in Chevron.
Speaker 3: Because if you got the mindset, that's me. Guess what
Speaker 3: y'all work for me. So when you see the prices
Speaker 3: go up on the thing, like yo, okay, I love that.
Speaker 3: You know I'm about to get a little different in check.
Speaker 3: So I always tell people invest in things that you use.
Speaker 3: I don't care if it's Target, I don't care if
Speaker 3: it's Walmart. And then you don't need an agent to
Speaker 3: invest your money. They got to think of stash. You
Speaker 3: can go in there and read it, and you find
Speaker 3: out what you want to invest in. You put a
Speaker 3: few dollars in and just see how it goes. That
Speaker 3: you can really do things yourself.
Speaker 1: Because I get Pepank, Fidelity and all of them reaching
Speaker 1: out to me, and I.
Speaker 2: Had to sprain to the lady.
Speaker 3: I said, so I worked my whole life to turn
Speaker 3: all this over to you, for you to make a
Speaker 3: decision about my money, whether it works or not. You
Speaker 3: still get three percent whether it works or not. I said, no, man,
Speaker 3: I got to make my own decision.
Speaker 5: They are bigger, but you can control.
Speaker 1: I don't want nobody. I don't know. I can't do that.
Speaker 5: I don't want them.
Speaker 3: I can't let I can't. I can't give somebody a
Speaker 3: lot of money and let them control my saving. You
Speaker 3: see the stories in life where people get robbed. We
Speaker 3: really work hard for this, yoe. Like I said, I'm
Speaker 3: sixty three. I mean, I still got some infamy. But
Speaker 3: it took forty years to get this right.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you I think no, no, no, I
Speaker 3: thought biking bitcoin was wrong until.
Speaker 2: Four days ago. I sway, it was four days ago.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you why I didn't know bitcoin was
Speaker 3: you set it up, you put money in bitcoin, and
Speaker 3: you can take the money out whenever you want to.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I really thought bitcoin was you put your money and
Speaker 3: you never really saw it, and if something happened, you
Speaker 3: can't talk to nobody. But that was excuse what that
Speaker 3: information was wrong? That information wrong. Bigcoin is if you
Speaker 3: invest in bitcoin, your goal should be like I put
Speaker 3: money in stock and it doesn't exist to me. Does
Speaker 3: that make sense? Yeah, like I don't care about whatever
Speaker 3: happens happened.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: Everybody can't do that.
Speaker 6: Run.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever happened happens with that, but I'm doing good
Speaker 3: at that. It's the same thing with bigcoin. If you're
Speaker 3: gonna be in there, you shouldn't do nothing to get rich.
Speaker 3: You should just do it really for a great conversation
Speaker 3: amongst men. And you said, but yo, did you talk
Speaker 3: about did you see bigcoin today? I think those things
Speaker 3: are good amongst men having conversation.
Speaker 2: That's what I feel.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't I'm not gonna give advice for bigcoin, but
Speaker 1: if I had to rock a bitcoin, I don't see
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with if you if you can pull your
Speaker 1: money out when you want to, because you can pull
Speaker 1: your money.
Speaker 3: I sent it right to cash app and you you're good.
Speaker 3: I don't see nothing wrong with that. But I was
Speaker 3: against it, and it came out to a couple of
Speaker 3: days ago I got epherial.
Speaker 1: We found that picture. That was that picture, right, show
Speaker 1: me the picture of him at the gresstaff body. Now
Speaker 1: they really glassy. I just had to do something. Fly
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, that's mean. That's that mean.
Speaker 2: Make sure you put that on the camera.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a good look. If you had a
Speaker 1: chance to do it all over right, and people came
Speaker 1: to you, I don't know. This is just going to
Speaker 1: sound crazy because this is a big thing like in
Speaker 1: the comedians, well not even a comedians in black actors world,
Speaker 1: and they wanted to put you in the dress. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to and just think about it
Speaker 1: because it is still acting, right, They just wanted to
Speaker 1: put you in a dress. But this is the stigma
Speaker 1: of once a person gets successful, especially black actors black,
Speaker 1: they put him in the dress. Yes, if someone came
Speaker 1: to you and said, TK, look this is gonna be
Speaker 1: the most amount of money you make, You're not gonna
Speaker 1: be that way.
Speaker 2: It's just we're gonna put you in for just seeing
Speaker 2: twenty minutes. Would you do it?
Speaker 3: It all depends on the price. I think there's a
Speaker 3: price for embarrassment. Embarrassment or humiliation started to the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a price. And what I mean is how
Speaker 2: much pain or embarrassment are you willing to take?
Speaker 1: So someone said twenty million, right for twenty minutes, twenty
Speaker 1: million dogs, we're gonna be embarrassed. We're gonna be.
Speaker 10: You.
Speaker 2: We don't be embarrassed. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: But when I hear stories and people wearing dress, they
Speaker 3: just lately that became a bad problem. But I'm gonna
Speaker 3: take people way back. This is this for way before Medea.
Speaker 3: This is way before Medea and way before Martin Laurence.
Speaker 3: There was a man from Jersey City, New Jersey named
Speaker 3: Flip Wilson. He used to do a show called Gerald.
Speaker 3: He used to do a character called Geral Dean. The
Speaker 3: devil made me do it, and he was one of
Speaker 3: the most phenomenal comedians. Doesn't give him, They don't give
Speaker 3: him his flowers the way he should. And if you
Speaker 3: ever get a chance and watch the show, Flip Wilson
Speaker 3: that's the name of the show, and the character name
Speaker 3: was Gerald Dean.
Speaker 2: No one never tripped, No one never complained. He was
Speaker 2: in a dress.
Speaker 3: He was in a dress, and he dressed up like
Speaker 3: a woman and mess with men on the show. It
Speaker 3: was hilarious. This has been done. My point that I'm
Speaker 3: making in life. As long as you know who you are,
Speaker 3: long as you know who you are, as long as
Speaker 3: you're a woman, if you got a woman, long as
Speaker 3: you know who you are. And like I said, a
Speaker 3: thousand dollars ain't worth being embarrassed. Ten thousand ain't worth
Speaker 3: being embarrassed. Millions of words to say, kiss my ass,
Speaker 3: I don't care what do you think of me? And
Speaker 3: my price will be twenty million. You know, people say, oh,
Speaker 3: you easy to sell your soul.
Speaker 5: No, I know.
Speaker 2: I'm a man.
Speaker 3: I made it to be sixty something years old. Can't
Speaker 3: nobody tell me nothing. I'm president of the homeowner, So.
Speaker 8: Saying mine like mine had a great show on he plays.
Speaker 8: I forgot who it was, but Jamie.
Speaker 2: Foxx, Yeah, No one never said nothing. Listen, we never
Speaker 2: said nothing.
Speaker 3: About that, like yeahs At the end of the day,
Speaker 3: the world, society has changed, scary has changed, the mindset
Speaker 3: has changed.
Speaker 1: You know. Again, we get influenced depending on who's the speaker. Again,
Speaker 1: we get influenced by who is programming us. At the
Speaker 1: end of the day, if you're a man, you know
Speaker 1: you're a man, and I wouldn't care what nobody say.
Speaker 1: Longs the price is right because like I said, a
Speaker 1: thousand ain't worth it. I'm just being honest.
Speaker 6: Millionaires, you're going to do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you in the millions, you know I'm
Speaker 3: talking about millions, right, because I put twenty five years,
Speaker 3: twenty years from that moment, nobody will care he was
Speaker 3: in that madea is a billionaire. Yeah laugh, Now billionaire.
Speaker 3: He don't even associate with the peasants that's complaining. If
Speaker 3: that's the who's complaining, the persons with the low i Q.
Speaker 3: You know, the pant with the low i Q. You
Speaker 3: think he cared whether they saying the man got to
Speaker 3: own his own runway.
Speaker 2: Side of the plane, in his backyard.
Speaker 3: His own studio, his own studio. That's what I mean
Speaker 3: by being a leader. That's that's a block.
Speaker 1: Because I also heard you say the statement that men
Speaker 1: are the new woman. Yeah, that men are the new woman.
Speaker 1: Somebody said.
Speaker 3: Somebody said to me on Instagram today, where are they at?
Speaker 3: But see that's again somebody who's local. You don't travel
Speaker 3: the world. When you travel and you see it, and
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's because the opportunity, and don't know
Speaker 3: if it's the way the world has set up.
Speaker 2: I just I hate what I see.
Speaker 3: I hate to see at the cast register, the guys
Speaker 3: behind the woman, he holding the while she's going to
Speaker 3: her wallet to pay.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, strike a credit card.
Speaker 2: That's just me.
Speaker 3: But the world's changed, and this is why people my
Speaker 3: age we have to die watch some something.
Speaker 2: But I don't know what I'm about to tell you.
Speaker 3: If our great great grandparents are alive right now, some
Speaker 3: of the stuff we do today we considered insane. They
Speaker 3: didn't do that during the time. Well, the world evolves
Speaker 3: and people who think like me have to leave here eventually.
Speaker 3: Is because our way of thinking is old fashioned. Our
Speaker 3: way of thinking is outdated, and the world is changing
Speaker 3: and if you don't stay witted, you are considered old
Speaker 3: or dinosaur old fashion. So eventually, this is why we
Speaker 3: have to move on, to make a new way for
Speaker 3: the new things that's come, like right now artificial intelligence
Speaker 3: is about to take over.
Speaker 2: People don't see it.
Speaker 3: But one hundred years ago transportation when cars came in
Speaker 3: some years ago, was the airplanes. It changed the world.
Speaker 3: Boats changed the world. See the boat business took out
Speaker 3: the ferries because before you hit bridges, the ferries used
Speaker 3: to take you from one part of the state to
Speaker 3: the other before bridges. So bridges put a lot of
Speaker 3: people out of business. Cars put a lot of calves
Speaker 3: out of business. Uber put a lot of calves out
Speaker 3: of it. So things evolve. And that's what life is.
Speaker 3: And and and you're getting where you fit in. You
Speaker 3: understand life, and you know it is what it is.
Speaker 3: But man, yeah, it is what it is.
Speaker 1: Let me let me bunce around a little bit right now.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are get famous fast. Yes, well
Speaker 1: we'll considered famous, okay, relief social media famous okay. A
Speaker 1: lot of people have used social media and have you know, prospered.
Speaker 1: And I remember having Mike Epps on the show. And
Speaker 1: I remember having a comedian that is an Instagram comedian,
Speaker 1: Yes Brown, who's my man. I'm a fan of him,
Speaker 1: but it was like he wasn't ready for Mike. And
Speaker 1: and what's what's the other I think that was TC.
Speaker 1: I think that was Yeah, I think it was t show. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was a tea. I mean they taught him like immedia, right,
Speaker 1: whether he knew it or not, that like, I guess
Speaker 1: that they was teaching him lesson right right. When you
Speaker 1: see these Instagram comedians, can you see the real funny
Speaker 1: in it?
Speaker 2: Or it's like, what's what social media to full comedians?
Speaker 3: They got the millions of fans that all of us
Speaker 3: have been searching for our whole career because to be
Speaker 3: popular you need fans. Well, social media got them to
Speaker 3: get fans immediately. The curse is most of them don't
Speaker 3: have the talent because they rushed maybe ten fifteen years
Speaker 3: of success. They didn't do it like us. So they
Speaker 3: have the fans, they don't have the talent. But what's
Speaker 3: so great about this is that they are getting better.
Speaker 3: So long as they stay in the game, the talent
Speaker 3: will meet the fans. So yeah, they'll catch up to it.
Speaker 3: It's just a reverse situation. If you're about the life,
Speaker 3: if you're gonna put the work in, you'll do it.
Speaker 3: Social Media has been great for me because over the
Speaker 3: last two or three years, my I understand numbers. I
Speaker 3: really didn't care before. That's why I didn't apply myself
Speaker 3: to social media. But it's the way of the world now.
Speaker 3: It changes the game, it changes your contract, it changes
Speaker 3: who comes.
Speaker 1: To see you perform.
Speaker 3: And I want everybody to see me because I think
Speaker 3: I'm that good, So I want everybody to see me.
Speaker 2: So yes, I want to get my numbers up.
Speaker 3: Yes, And now I found the way to give a
Speaker 3: message on my social media by positivity about life, about
Speaker 3: doing the right things, and people listen to me and
Speaker 3: it's all positive and I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that it's good. I remember during COVID, right,
Speaker 1: I was in that happened to be in LA I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if it was care people
Speaker 1: direct h it was my agency that I am down with.
Speaker 1: So there's like, hey, you know carvistowing a private you
Speaker 1: know function. Yeah, and it's like so he actually had
Speaker 1: a like he came and worked on material, but it
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: Private, Okay, I understand it was private.
Speaker 1: And I was like, is that more effective than going
Speaker 1: to the clubs? Because because because at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, some of them were personally invited because of COVID,
Speaker 1: it was COVID. Right, it's like a very intimate thing.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: So he came and this is I forget what special
Speaker 1: it was he worked worked on like he literally worked
Speaker 1: on us as the special right right, And I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, is that something you do or what do
Speaker 1: you think is more effective? As my question is you
Speaker 1: inviting your homies to come sit down or people that
Speaker 1: you associate with to come sit down and walk you
Speaker 1: work on material, or you going to the actual clubs
Speaker 1: and and and and work. I think I should going
Speaker 1: to the clubs. But but after you've done as long as.
Speaker 3: I have, I haven't readen a joke on piece of
Speaker 3: paper probably thirty something years. All myself is in my
Speaker 3: head and I just have the ability then just to
Speaker 3: go on stage and just talk and make it funny.
Speaker 3: If I've been off a week, but I do as
Speaker 3: I go to a club, that's maybe I have to
Speaker 3: do that six shows, but I could do an hour
Speaker 3: and thirty minutes like nothing. So but I called that
Speaker 3: boot camp. So that's what I just did this weekend.
Speaker 3: So now I'm preparing for my tour next week. But
Speaker 3: April eleven, April twelve, I'm thirteen fourteen people at the
Speaker 3: Philadelphia punchline makes you get your tickets on Live Nation,
Speaker 3: and so I just have that ability to do. And
Speaker 3: that's why I can't wait to really do a Netflix special,
Speaker 3: because I really want people to see what all the
Speaker 3: other comics saw their whole career, because right now still
Speaker 3: I'm still not there with people, and I can't say
Speaker 3: how good I am. I have to show how good
Speaker 3: I am, right because everybody is no, no.
Speaker 2: No, they don't know yet. They don't know yet.
Speaker 1: But I want that.
Speaker 3: And like I said, I'm not in competition. I just
Speaker 3: want people to see where my mind is. I want
Speaker 3: people to see that after all this time, after all
Speaker 3: this time, because most of the people I probably dated
Speaker 3: your mother.
Speaker 1: You you know your mother. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: So you say that because guess what, that's how I feel,
Speaker 8: right because we were there, right, But no disrespect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm gonna share this with your game.
Speaker 8: You guys, listen to me, very game probably got your mom.
Speaker 2: I respect this for a second, but let's let'sten listen.
Speaker 3: Sorry, guess what, listen. Sorry, I'm being an interview. The
Speaker 3: show is not about.
Speaker 2: We raged you.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen.
Speaker 2: I was ready to see the alcoholic.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the time to have you on
Speaker 1: the show because you're you're trying to get some of
Speaker 1: the some followers.
Speaker 2: Bit about you.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, is my birthday? Can I say this my day?
Speaker 2: But let's take a drink week.
Speaker 1: So I saw you hold on giving me get this
Speaker 1: woman cu So I saw you on Bill Bellamy.
Speaker 2: Yes, love him to shout out to Bill Bellamy.
Speaker 1: He said something that that that resonated with me because
Speaker 1: I remember me being that good at performing at one point.
Speaker 1: But he said it was well known that no one
Speaker 1: wanted to come on after. That's so true. Was that
Speaker 1: a gift or curse?
Speaker 2: Because just think about you?
Speaker 1: Absolutely right? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, if I know you're gonna beat me, why you
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 1: Take the show with me?
Speaker 3: It took me years to figure that out. Okay, which
Speaker 3: which go on stage and destroy them?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: It didn't win. You don't win that way, win that way.
Speaker 3: Okay, Because I was doing that to everybody and nobody
Speaker 3: and people was blowing up to entertained a Cat Williams.
Speaker 1: I was just showing these young men I can't get
Speaker 1: on the show. So I'm not eating the way I
Speaker 1: want to eat.
Speaker 3: So that's what forced me into using my money from
Speaker 3: hustling to put stuff together to eventually be.
Speaker 2: Not doing things illegally. I had to create my own shows.
Speaker 3: I used to fly when comedians would perform, I would
Speaker 3: tell the promoters, especially if I knew they didn't like
Speaker 3: me being on the show. I say, listen, do not
Speaker 3: tell that comic I'm performing. Just let me do a
Speaker 3: guest spot. I would fly in. They wouldn't let the
Speaker 3: people know I'm performing.
Speaker 1: In the back.
Speaker 3: I'll come on, be rocking. I start seeing the lights
Speaker 3: blinking to get me off. They heard me. That means
Speaker 3: the comic heart me perform. They want to give me.
Speaker 3: Not that they didn't like me. They just knew I
Speaker 3: was that good. But I had to sneak in and
Speaker 3: do shows, and then the community, the promoter will book
Speaker 3: me the next time because I was. I stole the show,
Speaker 3: and that's how I want to get my money. I
Speaker 3: did that year after year after year, and now I'm
Speaker 3: booked because I'm the manager, right, I'm booked for the
Speaker 3: next ten years.
Speaker 1: Because I know exactly what.
Speaker 3: Because when I booked myself, they got to book me
Speaker 3: for the following year and then when I go that year,
Speaker 3: I booked myself again. So even when I deal with
Speaker 3: Live Nation, it's for ten it's for ten years. I
Speaker 3: told him I want to do it with ten years.
Speaker 3: Am I going to make this to seventy four years
Speaker 3: old or seventy three?
Speaker 1: Hope?
Speaker 3: So because this stuff keeps you young, it keeps you
Speaker 3: wanting to work out every day and going jogging and
Speaker 3: saying at the best hotels.
Speaker 2: And if you're single, you know you keep a flying bitch.
Speaker 1: You're breathing Bill listen, Bill Bellenie when he said it
Speaker 1: to you, that's another comedian. Yes, Like so I'm looking
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wait a minute, that had to be.
Speaker 1: That had to be remember me, Glad you said that
Speaker 1: because it's so true.
Speaker 2: Me me about to.
Speaker 1: Perform one time and the promoter literally had to come
Speaker 1: on to me and was like, yo, he does not
Speaker 1: want to go on. I'm after you, like please can
Speaker 1: you switch the online you close? Because I wasn't supposed
Speaker 1: to be the headline? Right?
Speaker 2: But they what the dude? And he's like he threatened
Speaker 2: to give the money back.
Speaker 1: Wow. And I'm like, don't worry about it, I'll go
Speaker 1: not right, Is there anybody who's ever said said to
Speaker 1: a promoter TK on the show, I'm giving the money back.
Speaker 1: They didn't give the money back, but they threw their coinoys.
Speaker 2: It was Kat Williams.
Speaker 3: What I did to show a cat in Saint Louis
Speaker 3: got there, the promoter said, And the cat was right
Speaker 3: in the next room, right next to me. And the
Speaker 3: promoter came and said, Cat said, you want to go
Speaker 3: on before you and.
Speaker 1: I know you heard me.
Speaker 3: I said, now that nigga say he the headliner, because
Speaker 3: everybody know I was about to do. I said, now
Speaker 3: that nigga the headliner, he closes the show.
Speaker 1: It's a fact.
Speaker 3: And I went on and destroyed that mouth. And after
Speaker 3: the show Cat went on. He did like five minutes.
Speaker 1: He gave people a hundred one hundred dollars and he
Speaker 1: threw his coat in the audience and walked off.
Speaker 2: The stay five minutes. Yeah, yeah, that coke.
Speaker 5: Crazy.
Speaker 1: And that makes sure I'm clear. I'm for shade.
Speaker 2: Just make sure we understand I'm not throwing I love Cat.
Speaker 1: These these are just things that truly happened, just actually
Speaker 1: happened in Saint Louis, Missouri. And I love Cat, And
Speaker 1: you know I've never worked for him since then, you know,
Speaker 1: but I don't need to work with nobody. I do
Speaker 1: my own thing.
Speaker 6: Took your material?
Speaker 1: How about Dave Chapelle? What's your relationship with day?
Speaker 3: I never I haven't seen Dave Chappelle in years, but
Speaker 3: I love what he's doing, you know, I mean, how
Speaker 3: can you not like what he's doing for comedy? I
Speaker 3: think he's amazing. When you sit and watch his stories,
Speaker 3: he has you hooked because you want to see where
Speaker 3: he's going with it, and then when he hits you
Speaker 3: ready go out. That was because in your head you
Speaker 3: think he's gonna say something else is comedian, but it
Speaker 3: shows his true talent when he totally flips it in another.
Speaker 1: They got y'all similar exactly. I agree.
Speaker 3: I agree with you to say mine is more like
Speaker 3: a street perspective, but yeah, it's almost it's almost the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I asked something like this earlier, but
Speaker 1: it is there ever a too soon joke? Yes? Absolutely? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you blew like you've been good with Let me tell
Speaker 1: you how man how mean tight Haitian jack is.
Speaker 3: I did a show in Queens and the guy was
Speaker 3: in the front was talking stuff. They threw something on
Speaker 3: the stage, and somebody told Haitian he had on the
Speaker 3: barber shop next to the rest of club was called
Speaker 3: Manhattan Proper.
Speaker 2: Now everybody know how gangst to Haitian.
Speaker 5: Jack Is.
Speaker 3: Haitian came in over with crew and took the boy
Speaker 3: out the audience and made sure he talked to him
Speaker 3: about who he was. And from that moment on we
Speaker 3: were the best of friends. And he was I'm talking
Speaker 3: about he was really gonna hurt this guy over something
Speaker 3: like that. And we wasn't even friends then. He had
Speaker 3: just seen me on shows doing comedy show and he
Speaker 3: liked my style of comedy. And the rest of history.
Speaker 3: That's why I know we all have reputation. I always
Speaker 3: show men the utmost respect because regards of they passed,
Speaker 3: we all have a past and we grow to become
Speaker 3: great men. And his past was his past, and I
Speaker 3: always show him love because you know, even down the
Speaker 3: sug you know they was always good to me. And
Speaker 3: if you're good to me, I'm always going to show
Speaker 3: you respect. You know, you just the choices you made,
Speaker 3: choices you made, yes, sir, all right, you.
Speaker 5: Said you're going to.
Speaker 1: Yeah like that.
Speaker 3: Well, I would never talk about the Baltimore situation because
Speaker 3: no disrespect, It is nothing funny about the Baltimore Bridge.
Speaker 3: It was really a true tragic situation. I don't think
Speaker 3: anybody could find anything funny now, yes, I don't even
Speaker 3: I don't even know how you can. I talk about
Speaker 3: material and I talk about nine to eleven, But it
Speaker 3: goes with the government, primps to state, the state, primps
Speaker 3: to city, city, pens to people.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: I used nine to eleven to show you how the
Speaker 3: government can manipulate you to think that a foreign country
Speaker 3: attacked us when it was our own people who did it.
Speaker 3: Because they did that to the World Trade Center and
Speaker 3: blaming on what's his name.
Speaker 2: What's his name? They blamed on him. But if you
Speaker 2: got the story, everything, everything was there. And that's the thing.
Speaker 3: So when people again manipulated, the game can change because
Speaker 3: it's got to be knowledgeable and that's where we have
Speaker 3: our So that's what I would have did about out
Speaker 3: not that, but but the bridge thing was just a
Speaker 3: tragic situation. What I love about what they did in
Speaker 3: the bridge, even though those young boys died, the thing
Speaker 3: that they did was they made the phone call to
Speaker 3: say get the people off the bridge because they knew
Speaker 3: they was going to head and the people who worked
Speaker 3: there just was slow getting those kids off the bridge
Speaker 3: because they they was on the bridge when they was
Speaker 3: making a call, so they stopped the traffic on one side,
Speaker 3: but the other they almost didn't get those people. So
Speaker 3: there's people that they're not going to be able to
Speaker 3: save those people. You know, they're going to leave those
Speaker 3: people in the water there. They can't go get because
Speaker 3: the war is sixty feet down and they can't get them.
Speaker 3: So these people are there. They are never going to
Speaker 3: recover their bodies. That's the bridge. And yeah, yeah they
Speaker 3: was in the people still in their cars. They're not
Speaker 3: gonna get them out even that. I think his question
Speaker 3: was like something like that, you can't make fun, Okay,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it. Yeah, no matter how we do,
Speaker 3: people do have nine eleven jokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think people have nine to eleven jokes, at
Speaker 3: least I've never seen it. Like I said, I would drop,
Speaker 3: I would give educational information about.
Speaker 2: You, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3: Even there's a comedian name Sam Kennister. I finished the story,
Speaker 3: it's my star, it's my story, didn't.
Speaker 5: My story.
Speaker 1: Sam used to talk about religion, about God and him
Speaker 1: getting hammered on the cross.
Speaker 3: And one day Sam was on the full five freeway.
Speaker 3: He had a flat tire and a car swerved over
Speaker 3: hit him and he died. So one thing I never
Speaker 3: talk about on stage is church jokes. I think it's
Speaker 3: a bad comma that come back, or religio, religion, Joe,
Speaker 3: anything about anything about Jesus anybody, because I'll talk about
Speaker 3: church because I talk about how used to be the
Speaker 3: candle guy in church, or now that I'm successful, church
Speaker 3: is chained because now they got the people with the security,
Speaker 3: with the things in the ear, and they got the cameras.
Speaker 3: And one day I came in late and I put
Speaker 3: a little few dollars in the offering, and they's got news.
Speaker 3: A couple of cars followed me from the church and
Speaker 3: they pulled me over and they said, mister.
Speaker 1: K can we talk to you from me? I said,
Speaker 1: what's wrong?
Speaker 3: They said, well, did you enjoy yourself at the service?
Speaker 3: I said yes I did. They said, well, we only
Speaker 3: know you put a few dollars in the offering. I said,
Speaker 3: well on the head. They said about the surveillance cameras,
Speaker 3: we saw a couple of hundreds and a couple of.
Speaker 1: They said would you like to come back next week
Speaker 1: to and said another comeback.
Speaker 3: I came back a week later. I'm thinking, I want
Speaker 3: to talk to the to the congregation. When I got there,
Speaker 3: they said, ladies and gentlemen. The pastors like, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 3: we have a famous comedian and put your hands together
Speaker 3: a T. K. Kirk and everybody's clapping. And when I
Speaker 3: got up to the podium, they walked me in the back.
Speaker 3: They was about to baptize me, and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: ain't off the rise this, so I left the church
Speaker 3: and I wound up sueing the church, so now I
Speaker 3: have to pay ties. What's funny about this joke is
Speaker 3: y'all really think it was true. And that's the great
Speaker 3: thing I got that story. You should have seen your face,
Speaker 3: And that's what.
Speaker 1: Makes a joke so great when it's so believable, because
Speaker 1: y'all should.
Speaker 2: Have seen you.
Speaker 1: I was actually picturing what part of the black church
Speaker 1: is jack some white people.
Speaker 3: It's going to jail, white hurt, the bomb lines, guns.
Speaker 3: Yet you see all that liquor coming through your peeing
Speaker 3: a lot, so it's like you.
Speaker 5: Know, over fifty your block, you ain't.
Speaker 4: See me get up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're because I'm healthy and I'm president of the Colins.
Speaker 2: You ain't got nothing to do with opinions.
Speaker 1: On your side. You're on the radar that seeing you're
Speaker 1: still drinking. You see that's your problem.
Speaker 5: Black.
Speaker 2: We don't give up. I see, I see no Black.
Speaker 1: It's in your blood.
Speaker 5: I see it.
Speaker 1: One time you had a show, you kill it, but
Speaker 1: then at the end kind of assess the crowd. Man,
Speaker 1: you let him have it, or you just make fun
Speaker 1: of them. Have you ever hurt somebody's feelings? Like because
Speaker 1: you you always say you're apologetic.
Speaker 2: He's like, I have, I have heard. I heard your
Speaker 2: feeling as you said that, I know exactly well.
Speaker 1: Have you like because you know, you know, you know
Speaker 1: when someone can because I didn't see you. Let's be clear,
Speaker 1: they're paying their heart right, sir. What has ever been
Speaker 1: a time where you was like, damn, I might have
Speaker 1: went to fall. And I've done it twice in my career. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was at the very forgetting in my career. You
Speaker 1: remember this, Yeah, tell us at the beginning of my career,
Speaker 1: I said something about the gentleman.
Speaker 3: My cousins, we all came in. We thought, you know,
Speaker 3: the energy is like Eddie Murphy from a star. You know,
Speaker 3: when this guy was talking about him and I said
Speaker 3: something about his mother, he says his mother is dead,
Speaker 3: and I didn't believe him.
Speaker 1: I said something about say. I said, if we'll forget
Speaker 1: your mother, your mother.
Speaker 3: Well back then the promoter cut the mic off, music
Speaker 3: came on, and we wound up. We all came in successful,
Speaker 3: we all walked out sad. Then two years ago, I'm
Speaker 3: in tuss Oklahoma, and I'm doing the show, and I
Speaker 3: don't know what happened to be you talking to the
Speaker 3: young man and something happened in his wife or girlfriend
Speaker 3: had died, and I said something that was out of line.
Speaker 3: He was ready to fight me.
Speaker 5: And but.
Speaker 2: Wisdom, wisdom and experience.
Speaker 3: By the end of the night, men was in my
Speaker 3: green room, his family drinking champagne. We walked out of
Speaker 3: their friends. And that's the difference between knowing the climbing
Speaker 3: of the room. It could have went either way. It
Speaker 3: could have been in there brawling. But I knew I
Speaker 3: was wrong. After the show, we.
Speaker 2: Shook us to the tone, and you know, it's just sometimes.
Speaker 3: In life, you know, he said, Yeah, sometimes in life
Speaker 3: you could be tied it woke up the wrong way
Speaker 3: something you ate. It could be so many different things
Speaker 3: and you say the wrong thing. But to only have
Speaker 3: that happened twice in forty years is phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Because it got to be difficult for you, right, And
Speaker 1: that's sense because they're there to see your rough comedy. Yes,
Speaker 1: they know exactly, they know you're going to cross the
Speaker 1: lines right, right, So it's interesting. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm a human, and you know, you know,
Speaker 3: you gotta be a man when you make mistakes, you know,
Speaker 3: So I definitely do that.
Speaker 1: So like when I when I perform right, I have
Speaker 1: so much of a wide variority of records I can perform. Yes,
Speaker 1: I did reggae throne before, I did even reggae records before.
Speaker 1: So my DJ has to actually before I walk in,
Speaker 1: he has to go and look at the crowd. Oh,
Speaker 1: we got a white we got a right crowd tonight.
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta, We're gonna do it. We've got
Speaker 1: a black crowd, and we gotta we gotta lat you crowded.
Speaker 1: Last do you do? You have to change your set
Speaker 1: depending on absolutely all the same self. They have to
Speaker 1: change it.
Speaker 3: Because my degree is in speech communications. So we were
Speaker 3: taught that when you write a speech, it can never
Speaker 3: be the same speech because it's always a different audience.
Speaker 2: So I applied to my stand up.
Speaker 3: So most people have seen me do a lot of
Speaker 3: black crowds, so they always see black humor. A lot
Speaker 3: of people don't see me doing current events, economics, things
Speaker 3: that happened in the white community as much. Even to
Speaker 3: the point if you notice that when I do my
Speaker 3: shows on podcasts and I don't use profanity like I.
Speaker 2: Used to five six.
Speaker 3: Years ago, because the reason why I don't do that
Speaker 3: is because I realized something. I want my clips to
Speaker 3: be played everywhere around the world. And then when you
Speaker 3: use profanity, it turns somewhere and off, some kids can't
Speaker 3: hear your message. But when you keep it clean, guess what,
Speaker 3: you can be heard everywhere. And that's the thing that
Speaker 3: I do. I want to be heard everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like rock Him never cursed on one of his albums.
Speaker 3: Well, I never knew that and he was banging yeah,
Speaker 3: And it's crazy that you said that. No one, you
Speaker 3: would never know that.
Speaker 2: Never rock Him.
Speaker 1: That one of the considered always one of the hardest
Speaker 1: lyricists in hippie Yeah, U sounded gangst didn't it was
Speaker 1: talking gangster stuff.
Speaker 2: You wasn't say it to me saying it and.
Speaker 1: And and phenomenal, phenomenal that is crazy. Learned something today? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know I asked this earlier, but like, would you
Speaker 1: work with other comedians? But if you had a chance,
Speaker 1: someone came to you and said, t K, I want
Speaker 1: you to do the new version of Kings of Comedy.
Speaker 1: And I wanted to be a great question. I wanted
Speaker 1: to be you and three others, but t K, we
Speaker 1: know you are control freak, so we want you to
Speaker 1: pick the other three.
Speaker 2: That's gangster?
Speaker 5: What? What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Three? Would it be? Take your time and take a shot.
Speaker 1: Take the time that I think we gotta take a
Speaker 1: shot before you even from me again. Answer the questions.
Speaker 2: You're doing.
Speaker 1: He asked you nothing in the room. Yeah no, that
Speaker 1: don't make us friends.
Speaker 5: Somewhere.
Speaker 1: That's the line. That's the line. Take your time with
Speaker 1: this one, because I really I would really I think
Speaker 1: this is dope. Well that is dope.
Speaker 5: This is you.
Speaker 1: You You got the case of comedy. They give you
Speaker 1: the name, you get to own it and it's your production. Everything.
Speaker 1: Well what three?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 3: Definitely Tommy Davison for sure. Well, definitely heard me say earlier.
Speaker 3: I don't give them credit. Definitely Tommy Davison. I got
Speaker 3: to put everybody on one who I bought up in
Speaker 3: the game. So it would be it would be Tommy Davis,
Speaker 3: it would be dal Hughley, it would be Godfrey, it'd
Speaker 3: be Mike Epps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what would be.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was on the first one.
Speaker 1: But I mentored deal.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's why I gotta I gotta always take the
Speaker 1: people out put on Yeah. So that's that's that's my
Speaker 1: line up. Yeah, that's my I want to wrong for president.
Speaker 1: People think I'm bugging out. Yeah.
Speaker 7: D L is d L.
Speaker 3: And we talked to the matter of a couple days ago.
Speaker 3: We talked all the time. I love him as a person.
Speaker 3: I love the respect he has for me. One of
Speaker 3: the greatest things he did we went out to dinner
Speaker 3: one night, and after all the years we've been around
Speaker 3: each other, he actually said thank you t K for
Speaker 3: changing my life. And I thought that meant so much
Speaker 3: to me as a person, because he went from a
Speaker 3: one bedroom apartment in Hawthorne or two bedroom apartment in Howtown, California,
Speaker 3: to living an amazing life and I had.
Speaker 1: Something to do with that, and I love that. That
Speaker 1: means a lot to met the d M. You need
Speaker 1: you on the show deal, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: do d L. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: And I don't want to get into no crap but
Speaker 5: that I won't get into the crap. But I'm just saying, so.
Speaker 2: You thought he was smart earlier.
Speaker 1: Sluring slur. You know, everyone.
Speaker 5: Slur Monique.
Speaker 8: I saw d L and Monique going yes at it
Speaker 8: in the tabloids, and I don't want to talk about nothing.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm listening to you.
Speaker 5: I don't want no negativity or anything like that.
Speaker 1: You're bringing it up. I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Let me get to where. Okay, you're bringing it up, though, Listen.
Speaker 8: What I'm saying, because you just mentioned how good you
Speaker 8: and him is, and I never lose myself that you
Speaker 8: had anything to do with gain him in the game.
Speaker 8: If you do have a relationship with Monique or a
Speaker 8: story about Monique, you know, because you've been around forever.
Speaker 1: Yes, get to the point I'm asked.
Speaker 8: Her, Yeah, what are your memories or what kind of
Speaker 8: relationship growing up in this business do you have with
Speaker 8: Monique and.
Speaker 2: Monique is also a great woman.
Speaker 1: She started out in Baltimore, I started out independent, doing.
Speaker 2: The thing, and she always was sexy in me.
Speaker 3: I wish I could holler a fuck, to be honest
Speaker 3: with you, when I was younger, back in the day.
Speaker 3: Because Monique has something about her. I find that she
Speaker 3: is extremely sexy. She has hairy legs, you know, and
Speaker 3: she don't have nappy hairy legs. She got silky hairy legs.
Speaker 5: Girls.
Speaker 3: So when family, comedy is family. So in comedy, when
Speaker 3: people have their problem. DLS with my close friend, and
Speaker 3: I'm a social Monique. D L was passionate about what
Speaker 3: he feels. And as a man with wisdom, you don't
Speaker 3: get in between certain things. As a man, you go,
Speaker 3: I'm out of it. I ain't got nothing to say.
Speaker 3: I could have called Monique, I could have called d L.
Speaker 3: Now when I get in issues, dal calls me because
Speaker 3: he's like my brother, You'll call me and said, yo,
Speaker 3: stop that, And I'm like, okay, you know, that's relationship
Speaker 3: that we have. But there's some people you stay out
Speaker 3: of there situation. You don't get caught up in the gunfire,
Speaker 3: and you go on and living happy day. And they've
Speaker 3: grown folks, people handling the situation. I don't get caught
Speaker 3: up in none of this stuff that's going on. I'm
Speaker 3: never I never in it. I'm a grown man. I
Speaker 3: stay away all the time. You have philosophy, you're you're
Speaker 3: so listen.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying when I listen to you and I
Speaker 8: watch and I'm there, listen when you break it down.
Speaker 1: I always say, let's laugh up TJ with his philosophy, right,
Speaker 1: because all I'm doing is just really giving the world
Speaker 1: another way to see a situation.
Speaker 2: Mostly everybody thinks one way. All I do is just
Speaker 2: look at look at it this way for a second.
Speaker 1: That's what I do.
Speaker 2: That's that's the thing that I've done.
Speaker 5: I'd be in agreement.
Speaker 1: Is there any relationship you regret, like anybody you helped
Speaker 1: and then when it came time for them to help
Speaker 1: you back, or just you know.
Speaker 2: I felt that way for about a few comedians, and then.
Speaker 1: My cousin.
Speaker 3: Was saying to me long time ago, he was explaining
Speaker 3: to me, you just gotta work harder. So I work harder,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And I put myself in
Speaker 3: a great situation. Is but I can tell you that
Speaker 3: if you don't go out. You don't meet people, you'll
Speaker 3: never make it. You got to meet people to okay
Speaker 3: our talent. You you could be town talent person's room.
Speaker 3: But if they don't know you out there, you're never
Speaker 3: gonna make it.
Speaker 1: So you got to go out.
Speaker 3: You gotta shake hands, You got to talk to people.
Speaker 3: It's like you got to be like a politician.
Speaker 5: So, and.
Speaker 2: What's my man named?
Speaker 3: Johnny Cochran used to be a good friend of mine.
Speaker 3: We used to get our haircut at the barbershop and
Speaker 3: let me finish.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get to that.
Speaker 3: No, no, no disrespect. I made a conversation. If you
Speaker 3: you don't mind, don't cut me off.
Speaker 2: You start raising your hand.
Speaker 3: So Johnny Cochran, the attorney, you know, we used to
Speaker 3: get our haircut the same barbershop in La un called
Speaker 3: Terrell's too. And this is for the Michael Jackson case, O. J.
Speaker 3: Simpson case. And he's always say t K. Can't nobody
Speaker 3: make it unless someone else helps you? Yeah, coach sign
Speaker 3: and you talk about co signs. One of the greatest
Speaker 3: co signs, y'allays babies, then, but this showed me this
Speaker 3: before y'all understood it. Back in nineteen sixty nine, I
Speaker 3: was deep in the music game. Even at the age
Speaker 3: there was a group called the Jackson Five. Barry Gordy
Speaker 3: was so smart that the Jackson five I want you back.
Speaker 3: He already knew that it was a hit, but he
Speaker 3: made it a hit when he said, Diana Ross presents
Speaker 3: to Jackson Five. That's fast forward down to hip hop.
Speaker 3: So in the eighties you have Doctor Dre present Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 3: Then what you also have is after Tupac, you have
Speaker 3: Doctor Dre Tupac because Doctor Dre's co signed and Tupac.
Speaker 3: But then it's really Doctor Dre Snoop Dogg, Tupac co
Speaker 3: sign of Eminem. Then after Tupac dies, you had Eminem
Speaker 3: blows up to be successful. Then you have Doctor Dre,
Speaker 3: Eminem co sign and fifty cent and the rest is history.
Speaker 3: So everybody that ever got co signed went to superstardom.
Speaker 1: I heard you publicly say that you were the only
Speaker 1: one that that was down with Ruthless and death Row
Speaker 1: and yes, why there were beefing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God was well respected.
Speaker 3: I was Crew, I was Crew easy, Doctor Dre and
Speaker 3: it was us was good friends right ice Crew and
Speaker 3: Us was a good friend.
Speaker 2: You remember, Ice Crew wasn't even with death Row.
Speaker 3: Ice Crew had a street knowledge, so you know Jinx
Speaker 3: and all of them, so I was friends with them.
Speaker 3: I was friends with death Row. I was friends with
Speaker 3: Ruthless all the day time at the same time. But
Speaker 3: like what they're gonna do. Like I wasn't from La,
Speaker 3: so you know what I'm saying there was I wasn't
Speaker 3: tied like that, but that I've been so respected and
Speaker 3: thank god that I had a couple of beefs in LA.
Speaker 3: But it was like on some hayting hating bs. That's
Speaker 3: another story, but this was my point. The rough Rider
Speaker 3: casts one into We're on tour, we get to Boston,
Speaker 3: the rough Riders has this huge fight with made men
Speaker 3: in Boston nice everything. It is insane. I walk in
Speaker 3: in the middle of it. Do you know they respect
Speaker 3: me so much? They fighting around me. True stories like
Speaker 3: being in and when Habachi Restaurants talking about the nis
Speaker 3: is going past, Like I'm in the middle and they're
Speaker 3: fighting around it and let me finish the body.
Speaker 2: You're still talking out of turns. So here's my point.
Speaker 3: I can say this, so we talk about the woo,
Speaker 3: but back then I can tell you right now, don't
Speaker 3: ever mess with the rough riders. They sent everybody to
Speaker 3: the hospital. Dogs, it's about analysis. Like I've seen four
Speaker 3: on stretchers.
Speaker 1: Thank god nobody died because the whole tour would have
Speaker 1: been canceled. You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've seen them, dog, I've seen them get down.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna repeat that, I've seen them, and I don't
Speaker 3: condone violence, but I actually witnessed that right in the
Speaker 3: middle of it, and they was the wrong people to
Speaker 3: mess with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was the best hip hop tour?
Speaker 5: You ever been on?
Speaker 3: The best hip hop tour? I would definitely say straight
Speaker 3: out of Compton that you know, the first one. That's
Speaker 3: the first one.
Speaker 1: But after that, you the jay Z Hypnot on tour
Speaker 1: with us. You getting ready to get you? I'm getting
Speaker 1: out like you're really fucking with me now that I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 2: You really, women, you got to stay in control.
Speaker 5: Nobody raised me.
Speaker 1: This ship stopped being years old exactly.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: You got to go to the sister living by something.
Speaker 1: You getting signed you damn.
Speaker 10: Yea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now stop drinking.
Speaker 1: You're drinking the whole bottle by yourself. Man, Just know
Speaker 1: you're drinking. I'm drinking. So I would say the other
Speaker 1: tour was the jay Z.
Speaker 5: Tour.
Speaker 1: What was that tour?
Speaker 2: Knocked Life, A knocked Life.
Speaker 1: The reason why that was phenomenal was to see dm
Speaker 1: X performing.
Speaker 3: Now, don't don't get me to understand something. To see
Speaker 3: dm X performed by himself, not no band, no hype man.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about he running from one side of the
Speaker 3: stage and the other, getting on top of the microphone.
Speaker 3: Didn't have him praying towards the end and crying and
Speaker 3: crying with no shirt on, and didn't see jay Z
Speaker 3: come with the finesse.
Speaker 2: That was a great tour out part of that. That
Speaker 2: was a great tour. That's great.
Speaker 1: I know we kind of spoke on this and the
Speaker 1: other episode we had, but you think do you think
Speaker 1: Straight Out of Confident was accurate?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that movie was definitely accurate. I wish they had
Speaker 3: me anymore. But you know, I think they should have
Speaker 3: seen it. They should have put a lot of scenes
Speaker 3: in there where when we took out from Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 3: This is before we had headphones, so Doctor J had
Speaker 3: a boombox and in the in the sitting in on
Speaker 3: the plane and he was playing his music and the
Speaker 3: students came that came down to the road and we
Speaker 3: were seeing said.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, can you turn your radio please?
Speaker 3: You can't have your music on, and doctor Joseph few
Speaker 3: b I t H And next thing you know, she left.
Speaker 2: She didn't argue, she ain't say nothing.
Speaker 3: Next thing you heard the policy we're making emergency landing.
Speaker 3: They dropped us off in Arizona. The dog and all
Speaker 3: of us had to get off that plane and we
Speaker 3: was like twenty something people deep. So he's he had
Speaker 3: to buy all new tickets for all that, but they
Speaker 3: got us off that flight. Police us scored everything. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that would have been phenomenal to putting on
Speaker 3: the top. Or to see them driving Suzuki jeeps before
Speaker 3: they was, before they made money. I thought that I
Speaker 3: saw him actually in Suzuki jeeps. Like to see their
Speaker 3: success is really amazing.
Speaker 5: N w A.
Speaker 3: Yes, all of them are ice cream outworked everybody a
Speaker 3: high outwork John Singleton, I mean he was a rapper
Speaker 3: and then he started doing Friday days like in back
Speaker 3: to back to back to back.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you just say John Singleton was a rapper. No,
Speaker 1: he outworked John Singleton as an actor. Ice ce Ce.
Speaker 3: He outworked them because he did more movies than him.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, John Singleton do as many movies as Ice
Speaker 3: Q and ice Q head, movies that the culture loved,
Speaker 3: right because it was boys in the Hood that John
Speaker 3: Singleton did. But Ice Cue had all the Fridays or
Speaker 3: about the Benjamins he had, he had the streets.
Speaker 1: This is facts. Is it true you got a master's degree.
Speaker 1: I got a master's degree from Arizona.
Speaker 3: I went to Arizona State from my bachelor's got my
Speaker 3: master's on cal State Northridge. Is a real IQ nigga,
Speaker 3: I'm not really IQ nigga. I'm a guy who studies. Like,
Speaker 3: if you put something to me, I'm going to be
Speaker 3: determined enough to make sure I get good grades. And
Speaker 3: after I passed that, you can ask me what it is.
Speaker 3: A week later, I couldn't tell you what it was.
Speaker 3: But you know it's weird. But I was studying get
Speaker 3: good grades, but I couldn't tell you. You asked me
Speaker 3: the same questions a week ago, like, I don't know
Speaker 3: what you're talking about, but I feel that now.
Speaker 1: Where is it that San Diego or San Jose North
Speaker 1: edge where you go when you watch the sun rise.
Speaker 3: Oh you've been really studying the dude. That's awesome. I'm
Speaker 3: really impressed. I really thought it was a horrible interview.
Speaker 6: Your game up.
Speaker 1: You stepped your game up.
Speaker 3: No, I go to whenever I'm in that, I go
Speaker 3: to Santa Monica. I get about four forty five. I
Speaker 3: don't need to stay a whole day. Watched fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: watch the sunset while smoking cigar. Because there's some things
Speaker 3: in life is just so priceless and to see.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So now one of my goals is, believe it or not,
Speaker 3: is to actually watch the sunrise in Miami and get
Speaker 3: on the plane and make it to La to watch
Speaker 3: the sun set.
Speaker 1: The reason why that's easy, the reason why that stood
Speaker 1: out to me is I almost try to do that
Speaker 1: every day. It's like when I when I first moved
Speaker 1: to the beach, me and my wife said we're gonna
Speaker 1: sit down and have coffee here and we and since
Speaker 1: we moved here, we had never did it.
Speaker 2: And where you live at you can do it.
Speaker 1: You can do it.
Speaker 2: So recently we've seen the area you living.
Speaker 1: So recently I've been doing it. Like you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: she get up on time, sometimes she don't. Not just
Speaker 1: be like, yo, listen, we may this pack together. So
Speaker 1: if I'm up earlier, I'm going down and I would
Speaker 1: just go down and just look at it. And that
Speaker 1: sun rise, when you see the sun come up, that's
Speaker 1: just so peaceful. And when I heard you say that,
Speaker 1: I was like, it was like goose bumps. That came
Speaker 1: to me because it was like, damn, I don't know
Speaker 1: if people really And then there's people like him, fucking
Speaker 1: Livicol Street from he doesn't even do.
Speaker 2: That shit right, still takes so many things great.
Speaker 3: And the other thing that people should do is always
Speaker 3: put your hand or body in the ocean.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's what all you got to do.
Speaker 3: You said, you can just look it with lift the water. Yep,
Speaker 3: you could just go in and let the water touch you.
Speaker 3: I believe it's the vibration that water is very probably
Speaker 3: believe it or not, this is sound that may be superstitious.
Speaker 3: Whenever I caught a case, I used to always fly
Speaker 3: here and get in the water for protection, for protection,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And then I remember walking to my hotel. I remember
Speaker 1: walking to.
Speaker 3: My hotel one day, and this is when you really
Speaker 3: understand life, that all what we're doing doesn't really mean nothing.
Speaker 3: It's just like you got a piece of my stock
Speaker 3: is when you have just peace of mind. I saw
Speaker 3: this couple in the laundry mat and they were just
Speaker 3: staring at the dryer. But I had a real case.
Speaker 3: Somebody my life was in jeopardy. And I admired them
Speaker 3: because they was staring at the dryer, and I said, man,
Speaker 3: they got a simple life. And when you going through trouble,
Speaker 3: you wish you had a simple life. You wish that
Speaker 3: you all this wasn't worth it when you know your
Speaker 3: freedom could be taken away. I appreciate that. So take
Speaker 3: certain things in life to make drastic, to make you
Speaker 3: feel a certain way. And that's why to spin back
Speaker 3: to mister Puffy Comb's what as men And I know
Speaker 3: people use him as a joke and whatever, but I
Speaker 3: pray to God and no one ever gets in his
Speaker 3: shoes on that level. And the reason why because it's
Speaker 3: not him that the pain is happening. I guarantee you
Speaker 3: his mother is in pain, Mama. When I got in
Speaker 3: my situation, my mother didn't go to church for almost
Speaker 3: a year. She almost didn't go get her nails at
Speaker 3: the same spot because mothers love their kids so much.
Speaker 3: And the more successful you are, the more what they
Speaker 3: brag about you, and higher you go. When it comes down,
Speaker 3: it comes down hard. So that's the thing. I wish
Speaker 3: them the best. And then from the player side, from
Speaker 3: a shout out to Russell, God bless them, shout out
Speaker 3: to Bill Coles, God bless them. A man doesn't need
Speaker 3: to put stuff in a woman's drink to seduce her,
Speaker 3: to get her to do because I came up in
Speaker 3: the world where we seduce swimming. Your conversation is supposed
Speaker 3: to be so cold, your cologne, game supposed to be
Speaker 3: so cold that you when you purchase women drinks or bottles,
Speaker 3: your game and how you move and if you don't
Speaker 3: get it that day she saw you getting in the
Speaker 3: fly whip, she saw you across town in the in
Speaker 3: the fly mink coat, or you was going to a
Speaker 3: play with another woman, and it was just a day
Speaker 3: and just having to roll back around and you're dropping conversation. See,
Speaker 3: that's when I came up in the world was real men.
Speaker 3: We live in the world now with his habitual liars.
Speaker 3: A man can lie so much that women are so
Speaker 3: gullible that they fall for the gullible guy and not
Speaker 3: listen to the facts of a man. And there's a
Speaker 3: dim string, a habitual liar, and a man who has facts.
Speaker 3: Sometimes men who talk real scare women because you scare
Speaker 3: the more because you're so real about your life.
Speaker 1: Like I was just a show not.
Speaker 3: Too long ago, and most of the women didn't have
Speaker 3: their life together. But because I have wisdom, I have
Speaker 3: wisdom I felt like didn't have. That don't mean they
Speaker 3: could change. He is down the line, But men don't
Speaker 3: take the time to really learn the female that they're
Speaker 3: about to sleep with or the events smash period you.
Speaker 2: Need to get.
Speaker 1: You got to just take your time to be that
Speaker 1: kind of man that understand and there's no rush.
Speaker 5: You know that.
Speaker 3: That's just my thing. You can meet somebody today and
Speaker 3: you jack him. Once you start talking on the phone,
Speaker 3: you start hearing things, you go, you know what, I'm
Speaker 3: glad that ain't work out.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep it moving. And they think they did something.
Speaker 3: They make it feel like they cut you off, But
Speaker 3: in the actuality I saw it coming way. You really
Speaker 3: did me a favor. Because all true men, all player,
Speaker 3: we're gonna look at it always looking for exit, So
Speaker 3: the female give me the exit first.
Speaker 2: They really did you a favor.
Speaker 1: That's right. If someone I know, I know, we spoke
Speaker 1: a little bit about this earlier. But if someone asks
Speaker 1: you again, right to do now? This is not king
Speaker 1: in comedy. This is versus you one one hour on
Speaker 1: stage against somebody, and you're gonna produce the special because
Speaker 1: we gotta. We got to cater to you now, right right,
Speaker 1: dedicated to you because this is you have to feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: It's like one on one. It's a versus type of style, right,
Speaker 1: you against the comedian, whether it's baking on each other,
Speaker 1: going against each other, or maybe complimenting each other, like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Right, what's that one comedian
Speaker 1: you will pick?
Speaker 2: That's a good ask question. Who would I go toe
Speaker 2: to toe with?
Speaker 3: Whichever way you want to pick it, like y'all making
Speaker 3: each other up or y'all going, yeah, I'm gonna think
Speaker 3: we're bigging each other up because we players. I would
Speaker 3: go toe to toe with Cat from a player's perspective, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll go toe to toe with Cat Williams absolutely, hands down.
Speaker 3: I want to matter of fact, I want to race
Speaker 3: Cat Williams in the forty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard about it.
Speaker 6: I heard I heard that.
Speaker 5: Ship.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing that y'all don't know about track
Speaker 3: and field. Okay, See, I ran track, like I really
Speaker 3: ran track.
Speaker 5: The last time you ran the other point, I had a.
Speaker 3: Drink and you had a dream, right the know. So
Speaker 3: you're getting a little comfortable. You know, you need to
Speaker 3: stake a proper tongue. When you talk to me, you
Speaker 3: get a little comfortable.
Speaker 1: You know, you look at me, see them like this.
Speaker 3: But when you do this, you see how you lean
Speaker 3: too comfortable though, you know. So I don't want you
Speaker 3: to be in my jokes man. Well no, but and
Speaker 3: it's all in fun.
Speaker 6: I can do.
Speaker 1: It's all in fun.
Speaker 3: For a while, in my head, I said I could
Speaker 3: beat Cat in the forty in my head. Then I
Speaker 3: started realizing I'm sixty something years old. And I said
Speaker 3: to you, you know they always say your mind could
Speaker 3: think this, but your body may can't do X, Y
Speaker 3: and s. See, so when they said to me, I
Speaker 3: was supposed to been running with you, jogging, but you
Speaker 3: you went to.
Speaker 2: Sick because you was drinking too much. We got mixed
Speaker 2: up here.
Speaker 1: It's okay, yes, okay.
Speaker 3: So I started training again, and I was almost prepared,
Speaker 3: you know, to go on the road.
Speaker 2: But I said, you still got it.
Speaker 3: So what I said about the forty is the thing
Speaker 3: about the forties, who has the greatest start. If you
Speaker 3: get up them blocks first, you don't have enough room
Speaker 3: to catch someone.
Speaker 2: Right because they got you.
Speaker 1: They got you.
Speaker 3: If they got you off top, yeah, off top. You
Speaker 3: got to be super super fast to catch him. In
Speaker 3: the forty, I'm sixty something, so hear me being clever.
Speaker 3: So if I did race Cat, it would have to
Speaker 3: be a sixty yard dash because if he gets me
Speaker 3: in the first twenty, I got time to catch him.
Speaker 3: See I got time to catch That's comedy strategy. I
Speaker 3: got time to catch him. So by the time we
Speaker 3: hit sixty, the sixty yard mark, I can probably get him.
Speaker 3: Now on top of that, Cat is not running the
Speaker 3: four one four four. Deon Sanders ran four one. The
Speaker 3: young kids a couple of weeks ago run the four
Speaker 3: to two in the forty. These are the kids in
Speaker 3: their twenties. To run for something that means you are
Speaker 3: world class sprinter, nobody's see we don't have back some
Speaker 3: more so people get that on the camera and think,
Speaker 3: oh this person's fast and it's not taking anything away. Still,
Speaker 3: he can move a little bit, but he ain't running
Speaker 3: them times. It's less it's less than they proved it. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's less than the forty your dad cat.
Speaker 1: No, no, it wasn't. Listen to me. Listen to me.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. He's not running the four four. What's
Speaker 1: the four four second?
Speaker 3: It's four four and the forty Your dances world class speed,
Speaker 3: young man, listen to this world class speed.
Speaker 5: Listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, but I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna lie. Did he go to the No?
Speaker 5: No, no, not world class.
Speaker 8: And when the film Brady ran a four six, we're
Speaker 8: talking about a four four.
Speaker 5: It's not worth.
Speaker 1: So listen.
Speaker 5: What I'm saying is what.
Speaker 1: He ran is like he can run that. Can we
Speaker 1: do a favor? Can you put my name on the marquee?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes? Can somebody say a lot what it says.
Speaker 2: Your champ?
Speaker 1: Yes, relaxed, but hold on, bring it down because I
Speaker 1: don't know, because I don't know track.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm saying to you. The track
Speaker 3: is the forty dash is what athletes doing. The combine.
Speaker 3: That's how the coaches see how fast you are. Now,
Speaker 3: I ran track for a living. I made a living
Speaker 3: out of running track. Well, when you see these young
Speaker 3: kids running four to one, when you see Bo Jackson
Speaker 3: running three nine or four flat, this is speeding. Four
Speaker 3: tenths of a second. Is like from here to here,
Speaker 3: that's four tenths To run A four to one four
Speaker 3: two is world class. To run four fours world class.
Speaker 3: Even though Tom Brady ran four six for six is
Speaker 3: considered slow. Is because this is for to one and
Speaker 3: this is for six. There's so many other in between
Speaker 3: between four to one and four six is different between
Speaker 3: world class free and a four to six because the
Speaker 3: forty is not in the.
Speaker 1: Olympics.
Speaker 3: The one hundred is in the Olympics, the sixty is
Speaker 3: in the indoor track meet. The forties only in Cotton
Speaker 3: and NFL combine. Right, So when you run track and
Speaker 3: endure in colleges, they run the sixty yard dash.
Speaker 2: What's a good sixty yard time? Six one, sixty two.
Speaker 3: Now for every second, it's for every ten yards, it's
Speaker 3: ten seconds. So the reason why sixty that means they're
Speaker 3: running there ten seconds.
Speaker 1: By the way, eight I don't know finished finishing ten
Speaker 1: seconds really a second?
Speaker 5: Good? Good geat' ubbling you out my dogs. Listen, I'm
Speaker 5: telling you I agree with you.
Speaker 6: Sixty six one.
Speaker 1: Comedians are the words that they will finished. Please please
Speaker 1: please finished? Yeah, please, because I'm so into this.
Speaker 3: So the sixty yard dashes, every every ten yards is
Speaker 3: the second. So sixty yards ten seconds, that's sixty seconds.
Speaker 3: That's six six point No, it's a second. So every
Speaker 3: ten yards is the second. I'm sorry, So sixty yards
Speaker 3: is six something.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: When you run the hundred dads, it's ten seconds. They
Speaker 3: run a good time, respectful time is ten to one.
Speaker 3: That's world class. Then you get to Usain Bolt who
Speaker 3: probably does it in nine seven nine six. That's super flying.
Speaker 3: But you see from nine five to ten to one,
Speaker 3: it's only a couple tenths of a second. That's the
Speaker 3: difference between world class and Mediocre's the difference between making
Speaker 3: the Olympic team and not making Olympic team. That's the
Speaker 3: difference between in high school being on the travel team
Speaker 3: or you're staying home to hear about it when they
Speaker 3: come back on Monday. That's what those those times are.
Speaker 3: But most of the world doesn't know about track so
Speaker 3: if you hear someone say they ran such such, people
Speaker 3: think that's super fast, and it's just okay. And nobody's
Speaker 3: going to run a four to four at fifty years old,
Speaker 3: ain't happening.
Speaker 1: Can I be Devil's advocating? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, because that's what.
Speaker 1: Come I want.
Speaker 3: I said, I put twenty thousand on it because I'm
Speaker 3: not saying what we're gonna run.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be no fast time of being home running.
Speaker 1: I can tell you this right now. And I don't
Speaker 1: know who's going to the hospital after we finished, but
Speaker 1: because of IM, I'm telling you right now and see.
Speaker 3: And then there's a thing called competition. It's like basketball players.
Speaker 3: They'll get into a game and they freeze because it's
Speaker 3: a championship. Well, when you got somebody running next to
Speaker 3: you and there's competition, everything changes because now you're up
Speaker 3: against someone the way you think body energy, Now you're
Speaker 3: you're pressing harder because you're running against competition. A lot
Speaker 3: of people freeze when it's competition. And this is my scenarios.
Speaker 3: And again, no.
Speaker 1: Shade a cat.
Speaker 3: I just want to put twenty thousand dollars down and
Speaker 3: we put the money into somebody is charity.
Speaker 1: I got I can win. I got a kind of
Speaker 1: like lean towards his side. Me just me tell you why,
Speaker 1: because he said it on club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he went to a football actual facility.
Speaker 5: Yes I think it was a college.
Speaker 1: Why are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was a football.
Speaker 1: Facility where these guys have to kind of like do that.
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna share something with you, Okay, Cool. The
Speaker 3: next time you watch that video, we really want you
Speaker 3: to pay attention. And when everybody listened to me very carefully,
Speaker 3: when they ran the race, they did not run against
Speaker 3: the hash lines. Every white line, if you ran the
Speaker 3: right way, it's ten yards, you know, the ten yard line,
Speaker 3: the twenty yard line. This is going this way. What
Speaker 3: they did they ran this way horizonta. They didn't run straight,
Speaker 3: so no one actually knows that that's the forty yard dash.
Speaker 3: Every white line it's ten yards. They didn't go that direction.
Speaker 3: They went the opposite. And you can google it right now.
Speaker 3: Watch it on the video and you'll see that they
Speaker 3: did not run one white line to the other white line.
Speaker 1: Because every white line.
Speaker 3: Is ten yards, that's considered ten twenty thirty forty. Now,
Speaker 3: if you'd ran four white lines, that's forty Your dads,
Speaker 3: if you watched the race, it went the opposite.
Speaker 6: No lines.
Speaker 2: We can google the thing right now and pull it up.
Speaker 5: We believe you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guarante. I guarantee you. So remember again, I'm
Speaker 3: not saying he's not fast. I'm saying that the time
Speaker 3: that that was announced wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is when the fans look at it,
Speaker 3: just look at the race that they did into college
Speaker 3: and know that they wasn't going the football into the
Speaker 3: football field.
Speaker 2: They was going across the football field.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they wasn't going straight, right, Yeah, they was going
Speaker 3: across and they had cones out there.
Speaker 1: No one really knows that forty yards. But you know
Speaker 1: what's forty yards?
Speaker 3: If you ran four white lines going straight, that's forty yards.
Speaker 2: This is I didn't know somebody did. You got this team?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 1: Google the google if you google it right here, right,
Speaker 1: you'll see it video.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And this again we're just dropping knowledge here because
Speaker 3: this is what I do. I take this very seriously.
Speaker 3: I take the track thing very say. I don't care
Speaker 3: about nothing else but track changed my life.
Speaker 2: I take the track.
Speaker 1: Very seriously.
Speaker 5: I used to.
Speaker 3: Running across correct in my correct Could you show him
Speaker 3: so you can see what that looks like, because you
Speaker 3: know how I do. Right, Yeah, but it's somebody somewhere.
Speaker 3: Say he's coming in this direction. He's supposed to go
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 6: No line, it's like half a field.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's supposed to go to the opposite direction.
Speaker 2: He wants to go up the football field.
Speaker 6: Let's get forty yards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's forty yards. You can't get forty yards going
Speaker 2: that direction.
Speaker 6: Someone, he just field is forty yards. Right, But but
Speaker 6: but let me be the he the football.
Speaker 5: Let me.
Speaker 1: Show on post. I saw I saw it. He've been drinking. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm on point. I get along the way see it?
Speaker 6: And third, all right, yeah I saw that because again.
Speaker 3: See he's going to dance. He's supposed to go up.
Speaker 3: See every white line that you see is ten.
Speaker 11: Yards, but this way he's going straight. Look, okay, see
Speaker 11: he's going that way. He's supposed to go down with.
Speaker 3: The exactly every white line is ten yards, so if
Speaker 3: he went that direction, that would have been forty.
Speaker 5: So basically he's supposed to go this way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, that's all I'm saying, it looks like it's
Speaker 3: a shorter distance, and I bet money on that that.
Speaker 6: Is only fifty three yards.
Speaker 1: But let me run for every night the sideline only
Speaker 1: to be close to forty absolutely half.
Speaker 6: He went half a field, said three three yard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just looked at it forty so he didn't
Speaker 2: even go halfway. Yeah, he didn't go halfway.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so basically he went twenty five yards.
Speaker 1: So let me wait for thirty. Let me represent every
Speaker 1: hater on the internet. Yeah, they're gonna say, they're gonna
Speaker 1: say t K. They're gonna say TK, hey, and why
Speaker 1: do we do that? So they're also going to say, speak,
Speaker 1: what could t K do? What you tell?
Speaker 3: What I said, I don't know. I don't know how
Speaker 3: fast we're going to run. If we went that up,
Speaker 3: I know it ain't gonna be that fast. And I
Speaker 3: don't know who's going to the hospital. What I'm saying,
Speaker 3: there's gonna be a low time.
Speaker 1: And made the.
Speaker 2: Tanks and it was just be by us because we
Speaker 2: don't know who's going.
Speaker 3: To the hospital after was running such a strenuous race,
Speaker 3: you know, because most people after thirty don't run anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, listen when I say our study life even
Speaker 3: down to running.
Speaker 2: Even when that came out, it said it stated, you go.
Speaker 2: It states that most.
Speaker 3: People were twenty five thirty years old have never ran
Speaker 3: thirty forty yards. You'll never run again. It's basically what
Speaker 3: they're saying. Yeah, after that, you never run that strength.
Speaker 3: Did you see the article? I see the article.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And they said because runners are like three
Speaker 1: percent of the world. Like I'm not even I think
Speaker 1: it's one percent of the world. One percent of the world.
Speaker 1: Who most of us in here will never run a
Speaker 1: sprint ever again in life, don't.
Speaker 2: I want to keep it real.
Speaker 1: I don't spread. I jog, I do you know, three
Speaker 1: to four to five miles. It's never a sprint, right,
Speaker 1: And like you know what, I've sprinted on the sand
Speaker 1: with him, but that's like a safety that's not a sprint,
Speaker 1: like you, You and Kat Williams are right about so yeah,
Speaker 1: And like I said, I'm not gonna say it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a fast time.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what it's going to be.
Speaker 1: I just know from technique and doing this so long,
Speaker 1: two things that I lose.
Speaker 2: I lose. You know, there's nothing wrong with losing. You know,
Speaker 2: I just felt that.
Speaker 1: You know, since I love track so much, why not
Speaker 1: make fun out of it? That's all. So now you
Speaker 1: took it somewhere else. You said what technique? You said
Speaker 1: you looked at this technique and said I could beat
Speaker 1: the technique.
Speaker 3: See in track and field, you ever see how certain
Speaker 3: people they have this certain form, like you saying boat
Speaker 3: has power on the shoulders.
Speaker 1: Every stride he takes because he goes this way, he
Speaker 1: pushes off with power.
Speaker 3: And that some people who run this way everything is
Speaker 3: coming from their thighs and their hips. Then the way
Speaker 3: we train, we are trained to run in place. That's
Speaker 3: to get your leg lift up. So as you're running,
Speaker 3: you may not be touching the ground as much as
Speaker 3: the other person. Because you got lipp you're covering more
Speaker 3: ground than the next person. That's why you're trained to
Speaker 3: do leg lifts, and you train to get your legs
Speaker 3: strong for sprinters, and then some people have technical.
Speaker 2: Quick twitches and their legs.
Speaker 3: Some people just born to be sprinters, just like there's
Speaker 3: some people who are born to run long like they're
Speaker 3: just born for that. That's how deep I get, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's how deep I get into running it's that serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I take it very seriously. It is my life
Speaker 1: to this day.
Speaker 8: Cat Williams had a little bit of Forrest Gump and
Speaker 8: it shipped Forrest Gump.
Speaker 1: That's good, right, yeah, I saw it like that's what
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 2: I just want to know why you keep talking.
Speaker 5: Forgive me.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to never talk. I'm trying to never talk.
Speaker 1: You guys more Japanese. Then we did I'm gonna in
Speaker 1: this bottle bottle for no, I'm gonna look at occasion
Speaker 1: please special occasion. And by the way, man, I'm so
Speaker 1: glad you came to hang out with me.
Speaker 5: Your fact.
Speaker 2: It's your birthday. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I'm being greedy right now. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's my birthday too. I spect you. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying because I enjoyed this so much everybody,
Speaker 1: So let me tell you again my birthday.
Speaker 6: Bro, you' at the table.
Speaker 1: Again. What makes this? He'll tell you this. I started
Speaker 1: booking me with him months ago, yes, right right, we
Speaker 1: were ready, like it was almost around the when the
Speaker 1: Williams interview dropped, like December, and then I had a
Speaker 1: b boy make sure that they don't get this right
Speaker 1: because our texting sometimes is miscommunicating. I say one thing,
Speaker 1: you say one thing. I say something that you're talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but me and you talk. You've got different situations going on,
Speaker 1: and it's like, okay, So.
Speaker 2: That's why I had to call a B.
Speaker 1: This is I say, a B.
Speaker 3: I got everything set, but let's make sure it's official.
Speaker 3: And then I hit you back again. You said t
Speaker 3: K is on so again and your whole team. I
Speaker 3: thank all you guys for what you have done to
Speaker 3: my career because all this matters, and and we're not
Speaker 3: on here just being on here. We really are giving
Speaker 3: out valuable information.
Speaker 1: To the world. Some people i qs are low, so
Speaker 1: they say dumb, dumb. Some people accus the sighs.
Speaker 3: They relate and they don't see it as a negative way.
Speaker 3: So we have a word all that we try to
Speaker 3: cover everything. The people with the low i q's will
Speaker 3: be the people that will be will give us the
Speaker 3: pushback and the confusion. The people with the education and
Speaker 3: the i qs will look at our our our shows
Speaker 3: and go, you know what, I really like what they're
Speaker 3: doing out here. And that's I come from this moment on.
Speaker 3: I want you to be careful what you say because
Speaker 3: you're a leader, and you're wearing beautiful watches, you're wearing
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Speaker 1: Yo, listen to me now.
Speaker 2: You know I'm about to hit you all over the world.
Speaker 5: Doug.
Speaker 2: You on some sand.
Speaker 1: Think about if I wasn't mistaken you want me to do?
Speaker 1: I saw you on some pink sand. Yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: in the oh. Yeah I'm off coach.
Speaker 2: Listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm talking here, man, I don't need you to we don't.
Speaker 5: What I saw you.
Speaker 1: I saw you on pink saying yeah, do you understand
Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: A lot of people ain't doing that.
Speaker 5: No, no, fuck that.
Speaker 2: Let's have some fun.
Speaker 1: God damn so dope man, for us to celebrate your
Speaker 1: birthday with you, for us to celebrate your life, your career.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying as a you know, most
Speaker 1: people would have, you know, said that's a stubborn move.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You're taking your own life
Speaker 1: and your career. That's why I kept saying. It had
Speaker 1: to be like, you know, an argument between the management
Speaker 1: and the artist. And I know, I know it's you know,
Speaker 1: I'm being funny, is right? I know it's funny, but
Speaker 1: it's like real because there's so many decisions that you
Speaker 1: got to make it trusts, and you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I've made it. I've made a couple of bad decisions,
Speaker 1: but then I've also had to get talked into decisions.
Speaker 1: So if you had to ask for advice, who's the
Speaker 1: person you go to for advice?
Speaker 3: Me again, cold with it, like I'll take my time.
Speaker 3: Even my kids know how to I move, they can't
Speaker 3: ask me something that I have to.
Speaker 2: Make a decision right then.
Speaker 1: Do not do that to me.
Speaker 3: Because being a parent is a decision between life and death.
Speaker 3: What I decide might in your life. So I had
Speaker 3: to think about when I'm about to answer you, what
Speaker 3: my yeses are, my nose are. Because I may not
Speaker 3: see you no more and because I cherish you so much,
Speaker 3: I have to calculate what I'm about to say yes
Speaker 3: to and what I'm about to say no to. Didn't
Speaker 3: have the ability to deal with the pain if your
Speaker 3: child is that something that they really want to do
Speaker 3: when you're feeling in your heart that you made the
Speaker 3: right decision.
Speaker 2: I do that with my career as well.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, if you have one comedian to bring back
Speaker 1: from death and one entertainer and one rapper?
Speaker 2: Who's those three.
Speaker 1: And he's a death that's passed away? Big L.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a rapper, Yeah, big L for sure. Comedian
Speaker 3: no no, no, Singer Teddy Pendergrass. Nice, yeah, I ran
Speaker 3: back Teddy. Comedian Flip Wilson, yeah earlier. Yeah, if anybody
Speaker 3: ever got a.
Speaker 1: Chance to see Flip, he doesn't get his flowers, like
Speaker 1: he shaid, unbelievable. You know, I'm like, I know about
Speaker 1: Flip Wilson, but i remember me hearing about Flip Wilson
Speaker 1: in a movie called Most Death and Jack Black called
Speaker 1: wind Wind.
Speaker 2: Baby, and they put me on like right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you get a chance to binge watch his TV
Speaker 1: show for the Wilson Show. He has an actual TV show,
Speaker 1: like a series like it was. It was like back then,
Speaker 1: back then, the TV. Yeah, it was phenomenal.
Speaker 7: Yo.
Speaker 1: Back and white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, black and white. You know, it was color, it
Speaker 2: was color. Color, it was color.
Speaker 3: You gotta remember, I'm older than emails. I'm older in
Speaker 3: the Internet. Ain't that crazy, I'm olding social media. See
Speaker 3: back in my day, our TVs didn't get stolen because
Speaker 3: we had consoles TVs. Wait, you just do that, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. And we had the stereo system
Speaker 3: in the TV console. Kids today, I'll never know how
Speaker 3: precise you had to be to take a needle and
Speaker 3: put it right where you wanted on the song. Kids
Speaker 3: don't understand the day how we was. My generation was
Speaker 3: the first in mixtapes. How we hit play and record
Speaker 3: and when the DJ come on on the radio, you
Speaker 3: will take it off to play the song, and we
Speaker 3: started talking and cut it back off. And you do
Speaker 3: that the whole night. And you had an album, you
Speaker 3: had a mixtape. I don't know nothing about that.
Speaker 1: Take you take and take a pencil and get it
Speaker 1: and ring it all the way back in the room
Speaker 1: looking at us. Yeah, I know, I know about nothing
Speaker 1: about That's how.
Speaker 2: You had to get up to turn the TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what that happened to me today?
Speaker 1: I couldn't find my remote and I lost my mind.
Speaker 1: And then I thought about it. I said, motherfucker, you
Speaker 1: come from a players on the TV.
Speaker 2: How the fuck is you can play like you had
Speaker 2: brothers and sisters.
Speaker 3: You knew who wasn't the one that was well liked,
Speaker 3: because when the TV broke, you had the whole.
Speaker 1: The one that didn't like the white You make it
Speaker 1: and go and find the signal so the TV can work.
Speaker 9: I got a question talking about Flip Wilson and having
Speaker 9: a show. Have you ever had an opportunity to do
Speaker 9: a sitcom like you do the show?
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't mess with TV sitcoms with all the
Speaker 1: philosophy you have, man, I would never do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 3: I don't like how other people can make change your
Speaker 3: life or ruin your life.
Speaker 1: But when you say that, you mean what editors, producers.
Speaker 3: Well the world like, you can have a great TV show,
Speaker 3: but the ratings are not high, you get canceled.
Speaker 2: Right, makes sense? You're done well.
Speaker 3: If you start a business, your business is successful based
Speaker 3: on the effort that you put in your business.
Speaker 1: And see, and that's what this.
Speaker 3: Some people fail because they don't put the proper effort
Speaker 3: into their business. I'm successful because I put the proper
Speaker 3: effort into me and I made it this far, and
Speaker 3: I hope I can get another forty summers off this.
Speaker 1: That's my goal. That'll put me at ninety three. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that put me one hundred and three. I'm six.
Speaker 5: D.
Speaker 9: So we don't write your jokes. No do you ever
Speaker 9: forget a joke? And no one that's good, Like you
Speaker 9: have to go back and watch your old stuff to
Speaker 9: get a no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Where you do a joke, if you forget it, you
Speaker 3: have to say yourself, it'll be another show. Okay, you
Speaker 3: don't put yourself under pressure, like fuck it, I forgot it.
Speaker 1: Catch it. I don't put my when I'm performing. Whatever
Speaker 1: I forget, it is what it is.
Speaker 3: I'll make adjustments and hopefully I'll remember the following week.
Speaker 3: And the great thing about it is if someone comes
Speaker 3: to see you in another city, they're like, oh, you
Speaker 3: did it. I do it different, sure every.
Speaker 1: Time I perform.
Speaker 3: So I was asked that earlier today, how do you
Speaker 3: not repeat the same thing? And because I pay attention
Speaker 3: to me when I when I'm on stage, I have
Speaker 3: to I hear me talk when I'm performing.
Speaker 2: So it's a good thing raising yes, sir.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 1: At the end of relation, I try. I try to get.
Speaker 5: T motherfucker. I don't think I've ever heard anybody ask
Speaker 5: this questionally in my life.
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, we're in a comedian you're doing jokes, you're
Speaker 8: doing your set. How many jokes do you guys measure
Speaker 8: that like, is there a number? Say you're going to
Speaker 8: perform for an hour?
Speaker 5: Is that eight? Joke?
Speaker 2: Six?
Speaker 5: Seven, four eighty?
Speaker 7: Like what.
Speaker 5: Is it like?
Speaker 2: You know, if you were to put a number on it, I.
Speaker 1: Mean you're good like you guys, it's definitely got to
Speaker 1: be I do hour and thirty minutes.
Speaker 8: Okay, no more hour thirty minutes. But I'm given away
Speaker 8: the secrets, the gems and all that. Well how many
Speaker 8: jokes is that? Because that's a good question. Yeah, my life,
Speaker 8: because I don't write my jokes.
Speaker 1: My jokes come from my gut.
Speaker 3: But if I had to look at a video and
Speaker 3: went from joke for joke, I would literally say, it
Speaker 3: gotta be eight nine hundred right nine what eight to
Speaker 3: nine hundred.
Speaker 1: Thirty minutes? There? You think it's more? You think it's more.
Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, jokes, Oh no, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: a lot with a lot of a good joke. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because I go off of got do the hundred topics, right,
Speaker 3: So I do topics on I do topics about politics, relationships, children,
Speaker 3: current events, that's particular city, and then you have levels
Speaker 3: of relationships like you could go it could be one
Speaker 3: chapter one to chapter nine hundred and ten, depending on
Speaker 3: where you want to go. And then you have this
Speaker 3: thing I called philosophies. You put your philosophies on stuff.
Speaker 3: Then this thing called your theories. You have theories. Then
Speaker 3: you give game. What's your knowledge of gain? What can
Speaker 3: you teach the people?
Speaker 5: It's your philosophy. I love, by the way, like the.
Speaker 2: Thing that I'm putting out in the universe now.
Speaker 1: And they call me a simp because nobody's teaching the
Speaker 1: young kids now, and I'm trying to show them how
Speaker 1: to be a gentleman. I tell them when you go out.
Speaker 1: I this on Facebook Instagram.
Speaker 3: I say, when you go out and you talk to
Speaker 3: a woman more than five minutes as a jenius to
Speaker 3: buy a drink?
Speaker 1: Am I right or wrong?
Speaker 2: You buy a drink?
Speaker 3: When you walk down the streets and you SI you
Speaker 3: walk on the outside shows people who are driving by
Speaker 3: that you protect.
Speaker 2: You're a protector.
Speaker 1: These niggas like, let that bitch get hit by Co's
Speaker 1: what the niggas are saying. Window.
Speaker 3: I tell you take a girl on a date, you
Speaker 3: left her sit by the window unless she says it's different.
Speaker 3: These niggas like a nigga, I pay for a ticket,
Speaker 3: look up the windows. So no one is teaching nobody etiquette.
Speaker 3: Etiquette of life, you understand. And that's the thing that
Speaker 3: we have to start doing. We got to start giving etiquette.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 3: Let's make sure all clear when I say this, you
Speaker 3: can't do this for every woman. Most guys they take
Speaker 3: anything you're spost do this for everybody. There's some women
Speaker 3: that are just for the streets, and you just gotta
Speaker 3: But wisdom teaches you character, meaning you know who to
Speaker 3: do it for, who not to do it for. Facts
Speaker 3: and I and anybody listen to my dream for everybody here,
Speaker 3: man and woman, that you find the couple of your
Speaker 3: life as you get older, because we come into a
Speaker 3: part of life where the character of that person is
Speaker 3: so serious that you don't want to make no mistakes
Speaker 3: because now it gets real.
Speaker 2: Now it gets real. It ain't a game.
Speaker 3: So you know, like you got a good wife, you know,
Speaker 3: and you're a good person, so you're you're straight. A
Speaker 3: lot of people don't have what you have.
Speaker 1: But isn't it your generation? For that is his generation
Speaker 1: is so fucked up.
Speaker 5: My generation.
Speaker 3: I believe, I believe this, I believe is a little
Speaker 3: bit of everybody, because at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: everybody has to hold themselves accountable. See, a man doesn't
Speaker 3: point to somebody else to say because you just happened
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: We are men.
Speaker 3: We got to hold ourselves accountable. So that's the come.
Speaker 3: When you say something to me and I did something
Speaker 3: wrong twenty thirty years ago, a man have to say, yep,
Speaker 3: I actually did it. Some people hold on to your
Speaker 3: mistakes because that's all they want to look at you
Speaker 3: in a bad eye.
Speaker 2: But I always tell people, your perception of me is
Speaker 2: what you think of yourself.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, you know, because that's
Speaker 1: said to be like yo, you know, the reason why
Speaker 1: drill rappers exist, like these rappers that's killing people is
Speaker 1: that we didn't. We didn't go to them and be
Speaker 1: good role model.
Speaker 3: I understand what you're saying, but it comes down to
Speaker 3: a choice. No, man, you gotta know everybody knows right
Speaker 3: from wrong. You go out there and shoot somebody. I
Speaker 3: said this long time ago. I think on the show,
Speaker 3: they got a place for you, no matter how tough
Speaker 3: you are, they got a place for you, no matter
Speaker 3: if you're Black, Spanish.
Speaker 2: You can't say they don't do that.
Speaker 3: To the white people, because we all know it's not
Speaker 3: the game is not fair right, it's not rid right.
Speaker 3: They got a place for you, So you can't go
Speaker 3: do what they do and think that you're going to
Speaker 3: get over It ain't happening. That's how come I want
Speaker 3: everybody to That's why I'm on your show. I want
Speaker 3: everybody to make great choices and understand understand them. Once
Speaker 3: you make this bad choice, some people can't get out
Speaker 3: of it. To some people can't get out of it though.
Speaker 2: You stuck. Yes sir, you say, you say unless.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: I talk about men how they say a certain amount
Speaker 3: of money in the bank. But most kids they think
Speaker 3: that I'm saying, give the girl the money. And I
Speaker 3: think I said this on the show. I said, that's
Speaker 3: the problem with social media because kids today are at
Speaker 3: the table and grown folks conversation and this is going
Speaker 3: over their head. The twenty five thousand that I want
Speaker 3: people that was really small change. But whatever you can
Speaker 3: get from seventeen years old, they get your money right,
Speaker 3: So that when you do go out with the woman
Speaker 3: of your choice, not just any girl, not just you
Speaker 3: flinging money or what, just someone that you care about.
Speaker 3: You could do something nice to it. Because at the
Speaker 3: end of the day, you you want to cater to
Speaker 3: a young lady. As you grow older, you want a
Speaker 3: woman to cater to you too, because you wanted to
Speaker 3: be ways right, you want something.
Speaker 2: You want to feel special as well.
Speaker 1: So you both got to find each other because knowledge
Speaker 1: is a gifting curse.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: If you have knowledge, a relationship could be horrible because
Speaker 1: you like, what do you bring it to the table.
Speaker 1: If you don't have no knowledge, you go, I don't care,
Speaker 1: I could take care of it. But then once you
Speaker 1: get knowledge, if it went that way, that woman becomes
Speaker 1: a liability. Now you're saying, my girl ain't an asset,
Speaker 1: she's a liability. And what do we all get rid
Speaker 1: of every month our bills. We want to pay our
Speaker 1: bills off to get rid of us, so we ain't.
Speaker 2: Got to see it till the next month. That's how
Speaker 2: a woman become to you.
Speaker 3: Eventually you love her, you care about her, but damn
Speaker 3: you are damn liability.
Speaker 2: You are a bill. And then you got women who.
Speaker 3: Do that for men, and men becomes a bill and
Speaker 3: she gets tired of and the guy doesn't understand, and
Speaker 3: most men are in vast situations than women because they'll
Speaker 3: have no money already they credited my stuff. They got
Speaker 3: to go to a woman and say, I know you
Speaker 3: want me to leave, but can I stay in the
Speaker 3: other room until I get myself together? And sometimes they'll say, girls,
Speaker 3: how much time to need? Two weeks and turn out
Speaker 3: to be two years. And now you got to get
Speaker 3: a brother's or family members to come over there and
Speaker 3: get you out.
Speaker 2: It's how it works show.
Speaker 1: So go further on the twenty thousand to have a
Speaker 1: twenty thousand.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five thousand?
Speaker 3: The money is for you because when you got a
Speaker 3: little change, your choice and women is different, you move different.
Speaker 3: Most men only with the women that they were because
Speaker 3: she was an easy grab, and most women go, oh,
Speaker 3: what do you mean? And I say, your girl's an
Speaker 3: easy ground because most of y'all date women that can't
Speaker 3: really do nothing for you. Let me prove my point.
Speaker 3: Look at your girl and ask her for ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: You know why you won't ask her because you know
Speaker 3: she ain't got it. And my point that I'm making
Speaker 3: is my point that I'm making, is if I can't
Speaker 3: use you, if I can't make Yeah, if I can't
Speaker 3: use you, you're useless from going. I get it now, yeah,
Speaker 3: now watch it from going.
Speaker 1: Just because I said have ten thousand dollars, the women
Speaker 1: think I want it for the man.
Speaker 3: But the ten thousand not for the man either. The
Speaker 3: ten thousand tells me where you are in your life.
Speaker 3: It tells me what you've accomplished, what you've been doing,
Speaker 3: credit for and credit score. It tells me you about
Speaker 3: your business if you got ten thousand dollars, Because baby,
Speaker 3: I don't want your money. I just want to see
Speaker 3: what you've accomplished with your life. And that's what we
Speaker 3: all need to do. You want to find out what
Speaker 3: a person has accomplished in their life. And then it
Speaker 3: goes back to the annuities. Well, baby, you got actually
Speaker 3: ten thousand. Because I belong to everybody, I ain't gonna
Speaker 3: be with you. Put that ten thousand away and in
Speaker 3: twenty years you'll thank me. You'll probably be with another guy,
Speaker 3: but you'll think of me because I put you up
Speaker 3: on game. And just don't tell the other guy where
Speaker 3: you learned the game from.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be a hater. He's like, who raised you?
Speaker 1: I don't want you to say tea to the mother.
Speaker 1: I heard you, So you say that you know, not
Speaker 1: into relationship. So when you suck with the one and
Speaker 1: you know that she has a man, you buy him
Speaker 1: something too when you come back on here. Let me
Speaker 1: let me tell you I used to do it at
Speaker 1: sixty some years old. I used to date married women.
Speaker 3: I used to date other men's women, but not take
Speaker 3: them from them, keep them in the relationship because the
Speaker 3: women would want to.
Speaker 1: Leave and rock for me. But I'm busy.
Speaker 3: I don't want you going with me. So no, we
Speaker 3: don't kick it, but I'm going to encourage you to
Speaker 3: stay in a relationship.
Speaker 1: That's just game, right.
Speaker 3: So you know when we were young, you know, we
Speaker 3: buy women cars and stuff. Some women that hit me
Speaker 3: up the last song I heard me say something like that.
Speaker 3: They said, you ain't buy me a car, and I said, well,
Speaker 3: we wasn't.
Speaker 1: We wasn't like that.
Speaker 2: I have to tell everybody didn't make that cut.
Speaker 3: But I worked my way up now that I meet women,
Speaker 3: and the things I like to do now, I like
Speaker 3: to buy women stairlifters.
Speaker 1: I like to buy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I got I got money on the laid
Speaker 3: the way. Now of the vans to pick you up
Speaker 3: with the staal lifter. So when my girl come out,
Speaker 3: she ain't got to actually get in the car.
Speaker 1: She roll on them. She ain't hit the button and
Speaker 1: it slide in.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 10: You know that.
Speaker 3: I don't buy women apartments no more. I get women
Speaker 3: places that assistant living living. Yeah, so now you got
Speaker 3: to sign it at the front desk.
Speaker 5: Forty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I tate the forties year.
Speaker 3: Olds because they come pick me up at seven from
Speaker 3: the sistant living. But most of the places I stay
Speaker 3: in there's got a curfew. As long as I get
Speaker 3: back by by ten thirty. Sure, come sleeping about.
Speaker 1: I heard you talk about but Trisia. What's her name
Speaker 1: but Beatrice? Beatrice? Yeah.
Speaker 3: The reason why because she has a sleep number mattress Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: seventy seventy two, yeah, yeah, seventy to shout out the Beatrice.
Speaker 2: Can you tell the young men.
Speaker 1: That's out there, what's the difference between an old girl
Speaker 1: and a young that's a lead question. Tell them because
Speaker 1: because they don't know, and you got them a lot. No,
Speaker 1: I don't, because most they don't know. They young, they
Speaker 1: dumb for will come and then people that's at that age,
Speaker 1: it's not. You know what I mean, They're not thinking
Speaker 1: about no young girl because they're like, man, I ain't
Speaker 1: trying to chase it.
Speaker 3: But what is the difference. The difference is a flight pattern. See,
Speaker 3: everybody on this planet has a flight pattern. We all
Speaker 3: take off a certain way in life, and we all
Speaker 3: have altitudes that we go and those altitudes, as you're traveling,
Speaker 3: create experiences. Because you create experiences led us to everything
Speaker 3: that we say to each other today. So when you
Speaker 3: date an older woman, you're hoping that that person has
Speaker 3: wisdom and knowledge how to take care for man. What
Speaker 3: happens with most women, they have that ability, they have
Speaker 3: they not to take care of man, but it's something
Speaker 3: that no one gave them. Game on was to love
Speaker 3: yourself first. So they gain weight, they get out of shape,
Speaker 3: they become unattractive.
Speaker 1: And men are visual.
Speaker 3: Men are visual to the point that we want someone
Speaker 3: to be great in shape, to look good even when
Speaker 3: you're older, because it's possible. So sometimes you lead towards
Speaker 3: the younger girl because she has the bodies. She took
Speaker 3: care of herself for her honey, poppy train of legs,
Speaker 3: it's still.
Speaker 1: Honey, right.
Speaker 3: But their mentality, they don't have the experience to date
Speaker 3: an older man because I have these situations.
Speaker 1: Having in my life and in my head.
Speaker 2: I haven't said it to nobody a long time.
Speaker 3: In me is like trying to get in the Harvard
Speaker 3: Everybody's not going to get accepted, meaning you have to
Speaker 3: have the mentality to pass the exam to rock with me.
Speaker 3: So you're in a buying You want a woman who
Speaker 3: has a home already, she gots equity, she got a
Speaker 3: fall one casi you how to take trips, but does
Speaker 3: she dress and bring that sex appeal lust out of
Speaker 3: you to really make love, to really want to be
Speaker 3: with her. You got some women who will meet a
Speaker 3: young man because they have money. They'll buy men. You know,
Speaker 3: a real man sometimes don't want to be bored because
Speaker 3: they see the game.
Speaker 1: They see.
Speaker 3: Okay, you buying men is by that. I appreciate the gifts,
Speaker 3: but I'm not really feeling you like that. I can't
Speaker 3: give you the gifts back because most men are taught
Speaker 3: that's for your time. When a woman buys your gift,
Speaker 3: that's for your time. When I talked to you on
Speaker 3: the phone, I made you feel a certain way. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm accepting that. But baby, I don't you don't
Speaker 3: turn me on like that to be with you forever.
Speaker 3: So you sit and you try to balance it out.
Speaker 3: How can you balance out a little luck on your side?
Speaker 3: You gotta have a little luck. What's a little luck
Speaker 3: is that you hope that you find something about that
Speaker 3: woman that truly wants to keep you there. And some men,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say the word settle, they deal with
Speaker 3: certain things because they don't have they thing together, so
Speaker 3: they wind up thinking someone they really don't love, or
Speaker 3: like it's a horrible feeling, or they date someone that's
Speaker 3: really out of shape, really not a tractor. And you're
Speaker 3: doing it because no one else will wants you because
Speaker 3: you don't have your life together exactly. You don't have
Speaker 3: nothing to offer, right, you just got minimum. But love
Speaker 3: is love, right, So I'm gonna love you and you
Speaker 3: can rock with it, and you can pretend any woman
Speaker 3: I rock with gotta be gorgeous, but you have to
Speaker 3: have all these other things. I meet a lot of
Speaker 3: women who are gorgeous but don't have all these other things.
Speaker 1: Then you have me being.
Speaker 3: Sixty three, right, My trust and will is already done,
Speaker 3: so I can't really offer a woman something but just knowledge,
Speaker 3: and I can try to set you up that you
Speaker 3: can be successful. One day, you get older, because I
Speaker 3: have never dated nobody my age. Everybody date there's always
Speaker 3: been twenty years fifteen years younger than me. So I
Speaker 3: try to give them knowledge so they could be successful.
Speaker 3: But then you got women who don't like a strong
Speaker 3: man because they was not raised around strong men.
Speaker 2: So what you try to do is you change your
Speaker 2: words up. You say, well, may I suggest.
Speaker 3: Something because I don't want to tell you what because
Speaker 3: I got kids, I ain't gonna try to tell another
Speaker 3: grown woman what to do. So it's based on the man,
Speaker 3: it's based on the female. It's based on how someone
Speaker 3: makes you feel. I like to desire a woman. I
Speaker 3: want to look at a woman because she's so beautiful
Speaker 3: or so knowledgeable that I desire you. Because guess what happens.
Speaker 3: One day most people say I date her, I love
Speaker 3: her because she makes me laugh. Well, one day, when
Speaker 3: they don't make you laugh anymore, one day one of
Speaker 3: them she's not beautiful anymore. One day the things that
Speaker 3: you like about that person is going. So what I
Speaker 3: want to share with people here? You want to meet
Speaker 3: someone that you can get into the depths of their soul.
Speaker 1: That that's what you love. Because most of us are surface,
Speaker 1: artificial in a sense right with surface.
Speaker 3: But we got to get so deep because as we
Speaker 3: get older, we're about to lose all of this whatever
Speaker 3: that is. Somebody be in a wheelchair, somebody might be sick.
Speaker 3: You want someone to love you that when you start
Speaker 3: vow moving on yourself, they don't mind turning you over
Speaker 3: and wiping your ass. You understand what I'm saying. You
Speaker 3: don't mind someone and you can't walk one day. They
Speaker 3: love you so much they'll do whatever they can to
Speaker 3: get you in that chair and walk you down the stairs.
Speaker 3: You don't want someone to take you somewhere and leave
Speaker 3: you there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're done alone. And that's my last question. Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: you also said we are your kids? Was one nice
Speaker 1: dance for my kids? Was one nice danced? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Four?
Speaker 3: But I was on that sling your dictaur. When I
Speaker 3: was young, I had no respect for my opinion. Now
Speaker 3: the great thing about that is my body is for
Speaker 3: the Lord. Now I ain't slinging. I got used to
Speaker 3: a surprise. But here's the thing about my children. They
Speaker 3: are all successful. My oldest daughter's a brain surgeon, right.
Speaker 1: I just we get to the brain. Said, I know
Speaker 1: I've been going on with little rustand how does this
Speaker 1: one night and you just you're sitting there and you're like, man,
Speaker 1: this is it.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 3: It took me years to figure out what you just said.
Speaker 3: Because when you're young, you got good dick. Because I
Speaker 3: got good dick game. Oh my god, look look look,
Speaker 3: And I didn't have o gs. I lived by trial
Speaker 3: and error. That's how come I could tell and give
Speaker 3: so much knowledge things because I actually been through it.
Speaker 3: But I didn't have nobody did getting me that kind
Speaker 3: of game. So when I was getting sex, like I
Speaker 3: was sex to me, it was like an art.
Speaker 1: I was in it, not just love.
Speaker 3: It was creating a painting. It was creating a movement,
Speaker 3: it was creating the atmosphere. So I'm meeting women in
Speaker 3: instead of it's really it was one night. But we
Speaker 3: were saying at the risk conference two three days and
Speaker 3: I'm just eating and nothing. That's what I'm doing. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking I'm the man, right, not thinking of the consequences.
Speaker 3: I got a room service, We're laying in the bed.
Speaker 3: We go out shopping and come back nothing, and then
Speaker 3: you have these kids. And but to anybody listening to me,
Speaker 3: you're about to have sex, and you not wearing a conzo,
Speaker 3: and you don't want to take berkercho. All I want
Speaker 3: you to do is get in your car one day,
Speaker 3: especially the guys, and driving your local neighborhood and go
Speaker 3: to every daycare and ask what's the price. And that's
Speaker 3: your birth control. When you find out how much daycare,
Speaker 3: call how we would not want to have a child
Speaker 3: five hundred were he at.
Speaker 5: He ain't gonna.
Speaker 1: It's like in the thousand week a week a week,
Speaker 1: no matter what for my babies.
Speaker 2: He ain't gonna kids neither.
Speaker 1: I can tell what he said. He said that to confidence.
Speaker 1: Both of them ain't gonna get So I want you
Speaker 1: to have sex, but please be mindful.
Speaker 3: I wish I had someone. But get me wrong, I'm
Speaker 3: glad my children here. And like I said, it ain't nothing.
Speaker 3: Not gonna do better now, But you got I have
Speaker 3: seven children? Yeah, yeah, thanks, yeah, right, I see, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got a lot of swag. Yeah, but kids are great.
Speaker 1: I'm happy I spent when I'm old, and I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about my mother right now.
Speaker 2: My mother's always say TK, what you're gonna do for
Speaker 2: your birthday? I'm like, mom, cool.
Speaker 3: When my children ask me tomorrow, Dad, what you do
Speaker 3: for your birthday, I'm gonna tell them I spent it
Speaker 3: with drink Champ.
Speaker 1: I mean that. My daughter is always like that, we
Speaker 1: want what you're gonna do for your birthday? About it?
Speaker 1: This is one of the finest Japanese whiskeys. I had
Speaker 1: it sitting in my careb waiting. I was like, I
Speaker 1: just need one reason, Wow, that's awesome yo, to drink this.
Speaker 1: And then I couldn't think of no better reason. Man,
Speaker 1: I can't think of no better reason than to drink
Speaker 1: it with you. But the fact that is that it's
Speaker 1: your birthday. That was just I just want you to know,
Speaker 1: as a man, man like you know how great you are,
Speaker 1: how always you are, always walk you always show me
Speaker 1: your show. And one thing that me and you both
Speaker 1: have in common is we check on people like you
Speaker 1: already know. They'll tell me I know I noticed that,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm like, he doesn't even know that.
Speaker 2: I'm like that, That's what I do.
Speaker 1: I just check you. Anything good in the potlemony coolop.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure, you're good. And you're one
Speaker 1: of the only people that that that you do it
Speaker 1: to me, Yes, sir, I do, and you don't get
Speaker 1: back to me. Yes, I do do it back.
Speaker 2: You get back when you get ready. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: do do it because I blame.
Speaker 5: Appreciate it.
Speaker 1: You do me everywhere. Yes, yes you do. And I
Speaker 1: hate and I hit you all the time.
Speaker 2: And I just want to say, let's stress that more.
Speaker 1: That is some real ship.
Speaker 3: Yes, and that's stressed. Why you tell me why you
Speaker 3: do that? And I'll tell you why I do it.
Speaker 3: You go first about that. And here's the thing that people,
Speaker 3: here's the thing that people don't understand. When we come
Speaker 3: into each other and we have a bond, we are
Speaker 3: connected energy wise.
Speaker 1: The other day we die. That's right.
Speaker 2: People. We'll alway talk about investing. What are you invest in?
Speaker 3: They always talk about companies, but nobody talks about time.
Speaker 3: And hell, time is the most precious commodity known to men.
Speaker 3: But it's like watching that sun You didn't appreciate until
Speaker 3: you saw it because it was free. Watching that sunrise
Speaker 3: and watch that sunset is the prices. There's if you
Speaker 3: was locked up or was in the home, you couldn't
Speaker 3: come out, or you was blind, but you was always
Speaker 3: able to see it, but now you can't see no more.
Speaker 3: You would cherish those things. People don't cherish stuff that
Speaker 3: they're supposed to cherish. I cherish friendship. I cherish meeting people.
Speaker 3: We don't have to talk all the time. But when
Speaker 3: I think of you, I'm gonna say, yo, you good.
Speaker 3: That means a lot to me.
Speaker 1: Also, that's something that's being a gentleman, because guess what.
Speaker 3: I know next year I might want to be on
Speaker 3: your show. I don't like people who only reach out
Speaker 3: when they want something. You gotta read as a man
Speaker 3: every now and then before you need something to say, hey,
Speaker 3: how you doing with I just didn't want to make
Speaker 3: this phone call about asking you for something. I wanted
Speaker 3: to let you know I care about you. What's going on?
Speaker 3: So when I do need something, if you're at the wisdom,
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, that's my man. Yeah, we're gonna take
Speaker 3: care of this. Let's make it happen. That's how I
Speaker 3: am about that man, And I love you. And then,
Speaker 3: like I said, I I follow you and I'm so impressed,
Speaker 3: Like I said, who's finance? But you know what that's
Speaker 3: called though, that's called having good relations.
Speaker 1: And sometimes I say that to the youngest because you know,
Speaker 1: that's the one thing that's what we used. Why I
Speaker 1: bring that up earlier, it's the one thing that I
Speaker 1: do feel like I failed, like like with helping a
Speaker 1: young generation, Like I don't reach out to them unless
Speaker 1: they reach out to me because I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the I don't want to
Speaker 1: be the quote unquote, Oh that's the old head right right,
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to school them, but they like, what ever, right,
Speaker 1: didn't you move on to podcasting? Like you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, and it's just always just that game
Speaker 1: right there, like, and it's just like, yo, I always
Speaker 1: want to because when I when I text people, when
Speaker 1: I text your positive energy, your man, wherever you're at
Speaker 1: in the world, do this, it's probably never a young
Speaker 1: dude that in that text. Yeah, because it's just so
Speaker 1: they made it so hard for me to reach them.
Speaker 1: But it's also my duty, as a person who made
Speaker 1: it before them, yes, to do that.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's good to say hello, because here's the thing
Speaker 3: about life right now, almost looking at each other, believe
Speaker 3: it or not. This might be the last time we
Speaker 3: alle somebody may not be here the next time we see.
Speaker 3: Crazy this be could everybody you meet that could be
Speaker 3: your last time ever seeing them? Every again, I'm deep right,
Speaker 3: but nobody thinks like that. And again, all I do
Speaker 3: is give people another way looking at life.
Speaker 1: And that's what I do.
Speaker 2: I give you another way of looking because you.
Speaker 1: See how this ship go. Yeah, see how this ship
Speaker 1: go right here for real.
Speaker 9: Texts me and he wanted to say he hope you
Speaker 9: had a good time. And he saw he's not here,
Speaker 9: but he was doing something.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, no, no, we appreciated that. That's the
Speaker 3: greatest thing that anyone had to say. You know what's
Speaker 3: crazy about He got it from you, I believe right
Speaker 3: know because you looked at him. You look like you
Speaker 3: ain't getting you right.
Speaker 1: It's tough for me to get another one, Ye, sure,
Speaker 1: I won't whatever six months years like he like it?
Speaker 5: How many years apart?
Speaker 2: Straight En up the doctor.
Speaker 3: The doctor tells you it's been ten for me, so
Speaker 3: it's time about me get another one. But they got
Speaker 3: a machine. If you got the money that you ain't
Speaker 3: got to get it the way they do it. They
Speaker 3: have a machine that I go to in Vegas. They
Speaker 3: put your whole body into this thing and they could
Speaker 3: detect everything in your body without events.
Speaker 2: It's three thousands, three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Cat scan. Yeah, yeah, you don't have to do that,
Speaker 1: but didn't They also have this thing and I want
Speaker 1: everybody listen.
Speaker 3: To me is a thing called lifeline screening. We love
Speaker 3: when you promote that lifeline screening Google that it's one
Speaker 3: hundred and forty nine dollars. Is a diagnostic to a doctor,
Speaker 3: so your doctor can only tell you. You're going to
Speaker 3: tell you tell the doctor's wrong with you, And they
Speaker 3: got to look like they're go into a crystal ball
Speaker 3: to tell you what's wrong. Lifeline screening. They put machines
Speaker 3: on you. They test you, you could have a stroke.
Speaker 3: They test your your bone situation, right lifelying. Lifeline screening.
Speaker 3: They test inside your stomach. Because most people think when
Speaker 3: you get animysms in your head. But I always use
Speaker 3: this for an example. Tire Me from Martin died of
Speaker 3: an antiorysm but was in his stomach. Right See, people
Speaker 3: don't know you can get animism in your stomach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see.
Speaker 3: Most people say, think of brain, but he got in
Speaker 3: the stomach and that's the stuff that.
Speaker 1: Life flame stream, lifeline screen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody should get that.
Speaker 1: One hundred dollars need to tell you everything. If you're
Speaker 1: eligible for a stroke, if you're going to dive struggle.
Speaker 1: It's the gateway of new medicine. It's really the truth.
Speaker 1: Drinking Army, get the stops on that too.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 1: I know what we want to say, Happy birthday, Thank
Speaker 1: you man.
Speaker 2: Let's like the cake. Kept the cake?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want everybody cake because I ain't taking it
Speaker 1: with me. Yeah yeah, this kept the cake? Okay, hell,
Speaker 1: yeah totally.
Speaker 2: Maybe you still hear are we going still here?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we'renna cut this cake. Nino brow bring need
Speaker 1: no brown in man, Well, no.
Speaker 5: Game.
Speaker 2: I hear the exact thing, the bad Moore jackets.
Speaker 5: I love it. I love it. I love it. We
Speaker 5: cut this with us.
Speaker 1: You got a sports team, t K.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 3: I just like great competition. I don't have a team.
Speaker 3: I don't bet. I just uh, I just love great competition.
Speaker 3: And but I could tell you what was phenomenal the
Speaker 3: L s U and IOWA game.
Speaker 1: Did you did you hear not that you said that?
Speaker 1: Did you hear the fact that they had the.
Speaker 2: Most watched views.
Speaker 9: I saw that already they had the most watched views
Speaker 9: ever over any MLB game, over any NFL playoff game,
Speaker 9: over any uh NBA game.
Speaker 1: Didn't go there.
Speaker 9: They said MLB game, NFL game, NBA game, the most
Speaker 9: watched viewers for that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It was really college. Yeah it's there is here. Yeah
Speaker 1: it was Kyle.
Speaker 2: And the great thing about it, I didn't know if
Speaker 2: I should go for Iowa or go for l s U.
Speaker 3: But my whole life and I've always thought I love
Speaker 3: the underdog, and what made it interesting to me. The
Speaker 3: reason I wanted Iowa to win is because LSU got
Speaker 3: them last year and to have when you come back
Speaker 3: to be revengeful. It's always something that I've always loved
Speaker 3: because when I used to lose track meets, everybody knew
Speaker 3: after four years of college that T. K.
Speaker 1: Kirk was gonna win the following week. It was just
Speaker 1: a competition type thing.
Speaker 3: So the game, but I wanted to see ls U
Speaker 3: go up against South Carolina again. Right, but now here's
Speaker 3: energy again. The young lady to me who was on
Speaker 3: l s U, what's the l s U see energy?
Speaker 1: When you when you.
Speaker 3: Don't tumble because of your success, the universe to taking
Speaker 3: from yours. And I saw that they took off the
Speaker 3: team once or twice during the season. She's being disrespectful
Speaker 3: to the coach. She's being even though she's playing. I'm
Speaker 3: not the bad guy.
Speaker 1: But when you're in sports, See, no matter how great
Speaker 1: you are, you still gonna have a little luck. Still
Speaker 1: got She actually declared for the w n b A yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh she did so.
Speaker 8: Millions of dollars the women Now before they ever get
Speaker 8: they getting millions from sponsorship.
Speaker 1: They getting that million in the game. Hopefully they'll change.
Speaker 3: Getting They getting millions in sponsors, which is awesome, but
Speaker 3: it's a great thing. I just want The team of
Speaker 3: the futures is USC South Carolina, no USC, University of
Speaker 3: Southern California.
Speaker 2: Because the young girl, the freshman girl.
Speaker 3: The reason why, yeah, the reason why she's going to
Speaker 3: be the reason why she's going to be successful is
Speaker 3: because how painful she took a loss. See, when you
Speaker 3: come in the league and you hurt that bad, you
Speaker 3: use that to feel you for the rest of your career.
Speaker 9: She will remember that feeling for a long time. Come
Speaker 9: back the same way LSU won last year. Yes, and
Speaker 9: Kaitlin Clark, the young girl from Iowa, Yes, she could
Speaker 9: have declared for the w n B A then yes,
Speaker 9: she said, you know, I'm gonna stay my senior year.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that.
Speaker 9: Build up a whole record breaking season. Yes, but it
Speaker 9: goes back to what I showed you.
Speaker 3: I was saying, right, a true athlete, once you lose
Speaker 3: to someone, you can't wait to get them back.
Speaker 1: But even if that's not the perspective, you still want
Speaker 1: to win.
Speaker 3: You want to win. And she came back to try
Speaker 3: to get there. And I just love competition like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love competition like that, and it's going to be
Speaker 3: good to see and that if South South Carolina, South
Speaker 3: Carolina makes it that, I got a feeling Yukon gonna
Speaker 3: get them.
Speaker 9: Well, Yukon is Yukon against Iowa, and South Carolina's playing
Speaker 9: against n C State.
Speaker 2: So here's my thing. And NC State is Yukon is
Speaker 2: gonna be Iowa.
Speaker 1: Facts. It's okay. You said Yukon over everybody.
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, let me tell you what I think
Speaker 3: Yukon's gonna win. Because when you're in sports, there's a
Speaker 3: thing called pride. See pride can take your long way.
Speaker 3: You come been there so many times.
Speaker 1: Right, they have been in a while, but they got
Speaker 1: history because of the young lady as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what I'm saying is they've been there and
Speaker 3: they have been in a while, right, so now they're
Speaker 3: going back. So when we used to play run track
Speaker 3: and stuff and we walked in, we won championships because
Speaker 3: of everybody who was there before us, because they was championed.
Speaker 3: So even if you're just a mediocre runner, yo, you're
Speaker 3: gonna bust your but to continue.
Speaker 2: That's the same thing with them.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: Who's on the other side is South Carolina against n
Speaker 1: C State.
Speaker 9: They got the James She's she's a junior I think
Speaker 9: or sophomore. Then an underdog team. They weren't supposed to
Speaker 9: be where the're at now. But is uh South Carolina
Speaker 9: got coached on Steely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, South Carolina's going. South Carolina be back. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The thing that's impressed to me is for due playing
Speaker 3: North Carolina. Say yes, Now, this is my opinion. I
Speaker 3: think North Carolina pulls it off.
Speaker 6: Wow, you got to send the story.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you why.
Speaker 3: I think they pull it off because I think the
Speaker 3: kid DJ, the DJ the center can hustle that kid
Speaker 3: from Purdue in the middle.
Speaker 9: D J burns against Zach Ady, saying, it's going to
Speaker 9: be as much taller as he bro he's a bus
Speaker 9: for four to five inches taller Zach eighty perdue kid.
Speaker 1: He's a boy, he said, seven foot so he's a
Speaker 1: big man.
Speaker 2: He's a big man.
Speaker 1: But that kid from North Carolina is strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and all they got to do, but it's gonna
Speaker 3: be hard for him to go to host them because
Speaker 3: that guy is tall.
Speaker 1: Ye you said that it's tall. The goal to tour
Speaker 1: forty against Duke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the thing that to go.
Speaker 3: If I was the coach, we'll run it all night
Speaker 3: because by the fourth quarter he'll retire and then we'll
Speaker 3: start posting. That would be the game plan we're gonna
Speaker 3: will my my my experience.
Speaker 9: I would I always say go to him, go go
Speaker 9: right to his chest and follow him out because he's
Speaker 9: gonna want to blo.
Speaker 1: Don't want to go right to his chest.
Speaker 2: Right, you're right too, Yeah, yeah, I know that strategy
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: How you been, mister Brown. I want to thank you
Speaker 1: for coming through. Yeah, thank you, sir. We've been trying
Speaker 1: to hook up for years. Finally me picking that game. Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: you's becoming Nina Brown Colors. What's going on with you?
Speaker 1: Take advantage of this opportunity.
Speaker 10: I saw love man, Yeah from Miami, Florida. You know, Okay,
Speaker 10: I get that ism too, main and you know, in
Speaker 10: a comedic way. You know, I break down a lot
Speaker 10: of game too. But I followed this brother man a
Speaker 10: long time. He legendary.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. What part of Miami you're at.
Speaker 10: I'm from care City, where roll from. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: I've been hustling a long time.
Speaker 6: Yeah I remember getting it a few times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to work with DJ Cal Okay, yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't have to connect. I got something for you off camera.
Speaker 5: Okay, outside for a long time, long time with my dog.
Speaker 1: From cat City. Just throw it out their home team.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I don't know where three or five he's from,
Speaker 5: but I believe that.
Speaker 6: And he's drunk talking, he's been out here.
Speaker 1: So I just said, like I mean it, like I
Speaker 1: feeling no, no on the best part. Let sure everybody
Speaker 1: get a piece first one.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, before you'll be rude.
Speaker 5: Don't be raised.
Speaker 1: Got the shot left you got, just shot left you
Speaker 1: happy birthday. Want to many.
Speaker 9: On the on the on the Quick Time with Slime.
Speaker 9: I was gonna ask you, what do you think Brooklyn
Speaker 9: Nets or New Jersey Nets?
Speaker 2: I don't follow them like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but but you won last night with your
Speaker 3: Miami he in the Nicks, you know, Okay?
Speaker 2: I was, this is a whole bunch of New York
Speaker 2: at Miami. You boys here, Okay, we are all birthday?
Speaker 5: Thank you bought two points.
Speaker 1: That's it. Everybody got everybody good?
Speaker 2: Did you get the staff something?
Speaker 1: Make sure they get something?
Speaker 5: Everybody?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good. Where this caro? That's good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Miami one. Just in case nobody what you're lucky you
Speaker 1: got Jimmy Buckets.
Speaker 6: It's said that day Rose hit that three from.
Speaker 2: Who's the team now?
Speaker 1: In the NBA? Who's the team that?
Speaker 5: Okay? Season ship man?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, see he got a young team and
Speaker 1: the winning.
Speaker 3: Who is a young guy who broke the spring almost
Speaker 3: when he did that dunk Minnesota Minnesota Anthony.
Speaker 1: Ever, he is old brother, he and he only twenty
Speaker 1: two twenty three?
Speaker 5: What baby?
Speaker 1: We can fact check that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, wow, they said Xeon is playing good now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Zion's killing it.
Speaker 6: That blowing team's out by twenty thirty.
Speaker 2: Zion Williams got brandon Ingram with.
Speaker 5: Him, you know as someone else.
Speaker 1: Wait, yeah, I don't know about five.
Speaker 2: You know, I remember the last time I seen.
Speaker 1: Ingram and who else you got.
Speaker 8: Traded out of the waters right, should have went to
Speaker 8: the next but whatever, he can't get traded at me
Speaker 8: playing with.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Hey he's twenty two contract Yeah, Anthony Edwards is.
Speaker 1: Twenty two from Minnesota, twenty two years old.
Speaker 2: Okay, soon he wants to get traded You sure, man?
Speaker 1: I mean he's been six years in minutester in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Play too? He ready to go? Shout, Miami's ready for him?
Speaker 1: Does In case anybody's wondering again.
Speaker 5: Zion, excuse me because that almost likes to cake.
Speaker 1: Please said thank you, there's go. Dude was phenomenal bro
Speaker 1: on time we ate birthday cake. No, I'm not lying,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna tell me.
Speaker 6: Anybody who's listening just notice cakes.
Speaker 1: Chan's army. This cake is wonderful. Is good?
Speaker 3: Right to give me a cake? And he told me
Speaker 3: he was gonna get it. But when he said it
Speaker 3: was one hundred and forty dollars on your seventy with Uber.
Speaker 3: They dropped it off.
Speaker 2: He told you how much it calls. No, I said
Speaker 2: it all up.
Speaker 1: I told you my own manager. You know I wasn't
Speaker 1: depending on you to make this. I make sure it happened.
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 1: You already knew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 5: Gotten I would have got it for you, man.
Speaker 1: I don't know, don't know. He would have got his
Speaker 1: name on it.
Speaker 5: You know what his name on it?
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: At least I would have told you what you call
Speaker 5: right right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you get that I knew. I
Speaker 2: knew already, yeah, burst figure.
Speaker 1: I think it was the first time we celebrated anybody's birthday.
Speaker 1: Drink chance, I mean star. We celebrated our people's right
Speaker 1: on the sea's birthday. After we wrap it up. But
Speaker 1: I don't think your star and I couldn't have thought
Speaker 1: of a better star. We're gonna finish the cake. We're
Speaker 1: gonna finish this, yo, A little bit of this. Japanese
Speaker 1: we on air when you go to Japan, I was coming.
Speaker 1: I'm hitting you early, me early, I'm coming to Japan,
Speaker 1: And I would tell people that should take you two
Speaker 1: months in events. Tell people to take trips when there's
Speaker 1: something going on. Some people take trips and don't nothing
Speaker 1: be going on. You're like, I don't like it. Well
Speaker 1: you win, but it was raining. You gotta go with
Speaker 1: something going on? What part of Japan we're gonna go?
Speaker 1: I go all over Japan? I see see. You gotta
Speaker 1: realized when you do the interview. I know the interview.
Speaker 1: I'm asking waiting for Rizard to tell me where, but
Speaker 1: I've been all over Japan. It's crazy. A couple of
Speaker 1: times I went to Japan with eight Ball and m
Speaker 1: j G. It was Copona nor Jega, A boy and
Speaker 1: m j G. This is like the most different ship.
Speaker 1: I had so much fun with them. In fact, that
Speaker 1: was a sweet of God. I know I said the story,
Speaker 1: but man I did maybe I did. That was the
Speaker 1: first time I seen motherfucker's drink? Did I did say
Speaker 1: the story? It was a scissor. They was called the
Speaker 1: Scissor and they was like boomed and me and eight
Speaker 1: Boy and mj G. We toured like for like a
Speaker 1: month straight, like we saw each other. Was I really
Speaker 1: want to talk about this on drink chat, but I'll
Speaker 1: tell you this. We flew back from Japan straight flight.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was LA and landed in
Speaker 1: and I woke up and this is I knew, like
Speaker 1: like lean was kind of like dangerous a little bit.
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't touch it. They they offered us or whatever
Speaker 1: it's called, sister earlist. And I woke up and the lady,
Speaker 1: because come on, we're coming from Japan. It's only like
Speaker 1: five black people. They know we're together. It's easy to
Speaker 1: say that. And I remember how saying to me, is
Speaker 1: your friend okay?
Speaker 5: And I was like what.
Speaker 1: She was like, I can't tell that he's okay.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what do you mean? She said, he
Speaker 2: didn't move for eleven hours eleven hours one position.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: And you know they see people pass away a lot
Speaker 3: on the plane, especially people don't people don't realize that
Speaker 3: people die on the flight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, people dye on there, y'all really seeing that ship.
Speaker 1: I've seen people pass away on the plane right away.
Speaker 3: We got to land right away, or you don't know
Speaker 3: they the seas until they let they'll know they're dead.
Speaker 3: The people you see that, you see the staff being
Speaker 3: wait emotional, they'll keep it. They're not gonna They're not
Speaker 3: gonna make no sing. They'll cover the person as you're
Speaker 3: walking by, the person's dead and they.
Speaker 1: And they looking like they sleeping, you saying they living
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't want to think about.
Speaker 5: What you were saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't. So that's why she said that there's
Speaker 1: nothing can do, especially over the ocean.
Speaker 6: What can you do Dan over the ocean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying, you know, you don't want to
Speaker 1: announce that you don't plame Hey, so you know over
Speaker 1: water eighteen? So what do they do with the people
Speaker 1: saying that soon? They gotta live with it? Though?
Speaker 5: No ship?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I mean, ain't gonna lie that
Speaker 1: cakes solving them up. I'm kind of cool, you know.
Speaker 5: You gotta do drop.
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