1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Uh, Superintendent Dalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: unforgettable lungeon. 3 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 2: Why is the coming out of your ravncmyr oh. 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 1: That doesn't smoke, it's steam steamed from the steamed clams. 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: We're having steam claims. 6 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 2: I'm John Cipher and I'm Jerry o'she. I served in 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 2: the CIA's Clandestine Service for twenty eight years, living undercover 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 2: all around the world. 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 3: And in my thirty three years with the CIA, I 10 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 3: served in Africa, Asia, Europe, and the Middle East. 11 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 2: Although we don't usually look at it this way, we 12 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 2: created conspiracies. 13 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 3: In our operations. We got people to believe things that 14 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 3: weren't true. 15 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 2: Now we're investigating the conspiracy theories we see in the 16 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 2: news almost every day. 17 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,479 Speaker 3: We'll break them down for you to determine whether they 18 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:44,879 Speaker 3: could be real or whether we're being manipulated. 19 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 2: Welcome to Mission Implausible. Welcome back. Good to see you, guys. 20 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: Good to see you. 21 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 4: I'm here too, guys, I know because I can see you. 22 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 4: Good to see you. 23 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 3: John and Adam high jinks. Are we getting up to today? 24 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 4: Adam? You must have some cheese stories, right. 25 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 5: Vermont is a hotbed of cheese Innovation and Cheddar Innovation, 26 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 5: and my good friends at Grafton Village Cheese have just 27 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 5: created the first cow sheep milk hybrid Cheddar. 28 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 4: Grafton Village Cheeses. Use code Adam twenty two for ten 29 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 4: percent off your first order. 30 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 3: Do you know that main cheese that they were going 31 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 3: to be selling in Israel? But apparently it doesn't translate 32 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 3: into Hebrew very well, so they had to change the 33 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 3: name when they were going to sell it, and Adam, 34 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 3: do you know what the name they use for it is? 35 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 6: Oh? 36 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 4: No, no, so. 37 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 3: Selling it in Israel now, so they're calling it Cheeses 38 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 3: of Nanzrath. The only thing sillier at this conversation is 39 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 3: like the Simpsons. 40 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 4: Oh, it's funny you mentioned the Simpsons, because I think 41 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 4: I'm the biggest Simpsons fan of all of us. I 42 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 4: actually remember watching the very first episode live when it 43 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 4: was on Look Dad, it's Sana as little Helper. 44 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 6: Oh we keep him God true, but. 45 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 1: He's a loser. 46 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 4: He But that acht. 47 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: The Simpson. 48 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 4: And years later I had the pleasure of working in 49 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 4: comedy and finding myself crossing paths with all the Simpsons 50 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,920 Speaker 4: writers and directors. 51 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,959 Speaker 2: I think much more highly of you now, because I'm 52 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 2: a big fan of the Simpsons too. 53 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 5: I love the Simpsons very much, and I've tried to 54 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,119 Speaker 5: interest my son. 55 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,519 Speaker 2: It just doesn't what he's turned to you onto the Celtics. 56 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,119 Speaker 2: But you can't turn him onto I can't. 57 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 5: Turn them them onto the Simpsons, not yet anyway. 58 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 4: So I can't say this for a fact, but I 59 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 4: feel like the Simpsons invented the Easter Egg. And so 60 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,119 Speaker 4: if you watch The Simpsons and you want to watch 61 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 4: the episode the second time or a third time, you're 62 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 4: always finding these little visual jokes in the background and 63 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 4: a sign. And it really became the thing where you 64 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 4: pause and you put in slow motion because you want 65 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 4: to pick up all these little jokes. But that's the 66 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 4: perfect situation to think that you're seeing special messages that 67 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 4: aren't there just for comedy. Could you explain to me 68 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 4: the conspiracy theory about the Simpsons we're about to discuss, as. 69 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 3: I understand it is that CIA has recruited Matt Groening 70 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 3: and these writers as a way to either a telegraph 71 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 3: its predictions of the future that it's making, or b 72 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 3: it's to use this to somehow subvert American society. 73 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 2: I think people when they hear intelligence, they assume that 74 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 2: it's a predictive agency. Collect that that's your job of 75 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 2: the CIA is to go to the president say China's 76 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 2: going to collapse next year and there's going to be 77 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 2: who when in fact, as you and I know, intelligence 78 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 2: isn't really about prediction, even with perfect information, it's impossible 79 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 2: in this complex world to predict things. It's more about 80 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 2: providing as much information to help policymakers make smart decisions. 81 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 4: And so the reason The Simpsons is the focus of 82 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 4: this conspiracy theory is because The Simpsons has apparently predicted 83 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 4: so many things, and so many important things that it 84 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 4: stands out. But the most famous prediction was in a 85 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 4: two thousand episode titled Bart to the Future. Bart thinks 86 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 4: about the future, he envisions Lisa Simpson as president. 87 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 6: As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from 88 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 6: President Trump. How bad is it, Secretary van Houghton. 89 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 2: We're broke. 90 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 6: The country has broke. 91 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: How can that be? 92 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 4: Well? 93 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 6: Remember when the last administration decided to invest in our 94 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 6: nation's children? 95 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 4: Big mistake. This aired long before Trump was president. Obviously, 96 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 4: See you guys ready for our guests, Bring them on. 97 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 2: I'm excited. I'm a big fan, so I'm excited to 98 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 2: do it. 99 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 4: These guys are legends in the world of the Simpsons 100 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 4: and comedy. David Silverman and Bill Oakley. Now, David Silverman 101 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,839 Speaker 4: has been a director and an executive producer of The 102 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 4: Simpsons since the beginning. 103 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 7: Although we would say that the beginning those positions weren't 104 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 7: really there, because if you go back to the beginning, 105 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,280 Speaker 7: beginning the Tracy Omens show, I was along with the 106 00:04:56,279 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 7: Weiss Archer, the two animators those titles were amassed bit 107 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 7: by bit later. 108 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 4: And Bill Oakley. He was a writer during what many 109 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 4: people consider the Golden Age with the Simpsons, when a 110 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,600 Speaker 4: lot of the things were invented. His big claim to 111 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 4: fame is steamed hams. 112 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: Superden and I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers. 113 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 4: I thought we were having steamed clams. 114 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 1: No, I said, steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. 115 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 4: You call hamburgers steamed hams. 116 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 1: Yes, it's a regional dialect. What region upstate New York? 117 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 2: Really, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use 118 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 2: the phrase steamed hams. 119 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: Oh, not a Utica. No, it's an alboy expression. 120 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 2: The Simpsons is famous in many ways, both for predicting 121 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 2: things that happened. What's the process when you're putting together 122 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 2: a show and how do you come up with those 123 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 2: kind of issues that might be considered predictive. 124 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 7: I think it's all accidental. Are They're usually things that 125 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,599 Speaker 7: strike somebody funny and they write it and we have 126 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 7: a big laugh over it, and then sometimes they manifest 127 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 7: as true and we go, look at that. But it's 128 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 7: not like we're sitting there like, Okay, let's get our 129 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 7: box of predictions and see which one we're going to 130 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 7: insert in this episode. Now, that's not the way it works, 131 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 7: and oftentimes people forget that. What become quote unquote predictions 132 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 7: were actually, if you will, low hanging fruit at the time, 133 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 7: and I will point out the most famous one being 134 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 7: Donald Trump. The Donald Trump prediction. First of all, we 135 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 7: didn't actually represent Donald Trump physically on the show, as 136 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 7: it was purported later when people sorted making stuff up 137 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 7: about it. But it was around the year two thousand 138 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,479 Speaker 7: and most people don't remember, but Donald Trump at the 139 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 7: time was running for president. He was running for president 140 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,359 Speaker 7: on the extinct third party, what was it called the 141 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 7: Liberty party that ross Pero started again. We weren't there 142 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 7: at a Ouiji board looking into the future. We were 143 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 7: just making a joke. 144 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 3: So you guys are being accused of being CIA agents, which, 145 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 3: by the way, is a tell that you're not right 146 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 3: because we're CIA officers. Agents are like the guys that 147 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 3: we handle. Although that's a possibility, And what does that 148 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 3: say about our society that Homer Simpson is like the 149 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:09,560 Speaker 3: all knowing, omnipotent CIA predictor. And I'm not confirming nor 150 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 3: denying that you guys are CIA. 151 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 4: It's a very complicated issue. 152 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 8: I personally and many of us writers, especially from that era, 153 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 8: have been accused of being part of the Skull and Bones, 154 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 8: part of the Illuminati, or from the CIA, and only 155 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 8: one of those is true. So, but the thing is, 156 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 8: it's like, there's a couple different things about why would 157 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 8: the CAA want to have comedy writers on the payroll. 158 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 8: I don't think we have a lot of a lot 159 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 8: to offer the intelligence community. One of the things that 160 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 8: we've been accused of is telegraphing secret messages. Usually that's 161 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 8: we're accused of that by people who are crazy, but 162 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 8: we've also been accused and this most recently in that 163 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 8: very tragic incident where that guy set himself on fire 164 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 8: in front of the Trump trial. I don't know if 165 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 8: anybody read his manifesto, but there were several pages about 166 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 8: the Simpsons in there, and the insidious nature of the Simpsons, 167 00:07:55,960 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 8: which I believe he was accusing of demoralizing Americans giving up. 168 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 8: And I guess that's more of a would be a 169 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 8: long term operation to demoralize Americans into not revolting against 170 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 8: big corporations and the status quo, which is that's a 171 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 8: legitimate concern. And if we did that, it's probably just 172 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 8: because we were We want to be funny. 173 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 2: I think the intelligen curtity would be glad to have 174 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 2: creative comedy writers just because you guys are interesting, creative 175 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 2: and clever and funny. 176 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 8: Call me up then, Jesus, if you guys, if there's 177 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 8: anybody at the intelligent community listening to this, you can 178 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,600 Speaker 8: send me at the DM on Instagram and you can 179 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 8: sign me up. 180 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 4: I'll do it. 181 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 2: The one thing interesting is, as we see in politics, 182 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 2: Americans don't even understand their system, and conspiracy theories often 183 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 2: come from people who don't understand how things work, so 184 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,320 Speaker 2: they create some weird view of how they think it works. 185 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 2: In fact, the CIA, it's an intelligence organization, but it's 186 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 2: not an organization but prediction. Like, the point is not 187 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 2: to predict what's going to happen in the future, because 188 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,080 Speaker 2: essentially the world's too complex and nobody can predict what's 189 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 2: going to happen in the future. Our job is to 190 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 2: collect foreign information, secrets that foreign governments are trying to 191 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 2: keep hidden from us, that can help our policymakers make decisions. 192 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,000 Speaker 8: But I do think there's one thing that you could 193 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 8: predict that's very likely to happen, which is that everyone 194 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,240 Speaker 8: is going to get stupider. That's one of the things 195 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 8: that has happened over the course of the past thirty years. 196 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,719 Speaker 8: For example, in an episode that my partner John when 197 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 8: I say we throughout this, I mean my partner Josh 198 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,600 Speaker 8: Weinstein and I. By the way, we're high school friends. 199 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,600 Speaker 8: We were in this episode called Margin Chains, and at 200 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 8: the very end of the episode, the people of Springfield 201 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,120 Speaker 8: are given a statue of Jimmy Carter, which causes them 202 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,200 Speaker 8: to riot because he's the worst president ever and they 203 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,720 Speaker 8: hate him. And that doesn't sound so unbelievable now, you know, 204 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 8: I think there's a lot of towns in America where 205 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,319 Speaker 8: the populace would riot if they were a statue of 206 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 8: Jimmy Carter were forced upon them. 207 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:39,800 Speaker 4: And at the. 208 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,680 Speaker 8: Time, it was like, that's so stupid. 209 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:47,079 Speaker 2: I give you on thirty ninth, President, Jimmy Cattah, come on, 210 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 2: bait History's greatest monster. 211 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,200 Speaker 8: We're making fun of people who are stupid and gullible, 212 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 8: and unfortunately, I think a lot of the American populace 213 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,439 Speaker 8: is now as dumb as the people of Springfield were 214 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:05,319 Speaker 8: thirty years ago. So that's part of what we were projecting. 215 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,960 Speaker 7: And it's interesting because Bill, when I was even in 216 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,080 Speaker 7: high school, I was concerned with my fellow students because 217 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 7: I thought a lot of them are you guys aren't 218 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 7: too bright, and you guys aren't really paying attention. So 219 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,880 Speaker 7: I've been worried for ever since I was in high 220 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 7: school of like, where are we heading intellectually in this 221 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 7: country in terms of like people's education, and that we 222 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 7: have at least one party who seems to be championing 223 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 7: that because that sort of helps them. 224 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:32,160 Speaker 8: Now, that could be a CIA operation, but the CIA 225 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,200 Speaker 8: is non harnessing, or isn't it. 226 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:34,679 Speaker 3: Now? 227 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:35,439 Speaker 4: We actually are. 228 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 3: When we were on the inside, we never knew what 229 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,840 Speaker 3: people's political predilections were, and we stayed away from them. 230 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,719 Speaker 3: And it really didn't matter to us as long as 231 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,680 Speaker 3: it was legal and authorized and moral. 232 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,640 Speaker 2: It was about protecting the American people, and we were 233 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,840 Speaker 2: focused overseas. Our job was to understand the countries and 234 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 2: the politics of the countries we're in to try to 235 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 2: help American policy makers be smarter about what they do. 236 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,839 Speaker 2: You guys, for whether you've met to or not. We're 237 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:02,120 Speaker 2: always focused on societal and cultural issues and things. And 238 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,800 Speaker 2: I think you can get a good sense of what 239 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,679 Speaker 2: America is like by watching. 240 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 8: Oh yeah, The Simpsons, David, and you'll probably know more 241 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,840 Speaker 8: about this than I with your travels. But The Simpsons 242 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 8: is very popular in many other countries, and specifically, in 243 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 8: my mind, Latin America and South America, where it's every 244 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,320 Speaker 8: fifth bar is a mose Bar ripoff and stuff like that. 245 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 8: It's shown in Africa in some places, definitely, in a 246 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,360 Speaker 8: lot of places in Europe. 247 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 7: It's immensely popular in England, France, Italy, Germany, Australia. So 248 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 7: you have all my travels, you draw barred and like 249 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,439 Speaker 7: people are like very happy to meet you. Most people 250 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 7: do see it as not only a parody of what 251 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:38,560 Speaker 7: a life is like in America, but that sort of 252 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:42,199 Speaker 7: modern existence, particularly in Europe, is pretty universal. It's very 253 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,080 Speaker 7: well understood what we're doing. And they don't think of 254 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,240 Speaker 7: it as so much as they're looking at a window 255 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,760 Speaker 7: in America, but they look at it as a sort 256 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:53,040 Speaker 7: of reflection of themselves, even though they're not in America, 257 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,679 Speaker 7: because as I say, Simpsons is mostly a parody or 258 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 7: look at modern culture. 259 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,360 Speaker 8: The Simpsons family structure and their lifestyle. He's really taken 260 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,320 Speaker 8: out of like sitcoms from nineteen fifty nine. 261 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 4: It's Homer. 262 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,720 Speaker 8: As people repeatedly pointed out, Homer is a man with 263 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 8: a high school education who has a five bedroom house 264 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,079 Speaker 8: and two cars and makes a fairly small amount of money, 265 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 8: and so his financial situation is really more out of 266 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 8: nineteen fifty nine than it is modern day. So if 267 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,080 Speaker 8: people are seeing America through that lens, what they're seeing 268 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,160 Speaker 8: is in America of sixty or seventy years ago. 269 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 2: Let's take a break, we'll be right back, and we're back. 270 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 2: You guys did grow up around washingon DC. Bill. I 271 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 2: know you went to Harvard and a part of the 272 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,640 Speaker 2: Lampoon and have been the people to often talk about 273 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 2: that is having connections somehow of the Illuminati or to 274 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 2: national security State. 275 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:49,079 Speaker 8: It's entirely possible that I'm a sleeper agent and don't 276 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 8: know it yet. It's been a long wait. But I 277 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 8: did grow up in that whole world. As I told 278 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 8: you guys before the show, my dad worked in the 279 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 8: House and the Senate, and then he worked at the 280 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:01,080 Speaker 8: Department Energy for twenty years in the Atomic Energy Commission 281 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 8: and did have a. 282 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 4: Q security clearance. 283 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,199 Speaker 8: I don't think I was used as part of some 284 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 8: sort of experiment, but I guess I don't. I'll never 285 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 8: really know. And the other part is the Lampoon has 286 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 8: definitely given way too much credit for being like a 287 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 8: skull and bones type of skull and bones. But there's 288 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,120 Speaker 8: a conspiracy is that people keep hiring their friends from 289 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,320 Speaker 8: the Lampoon to write for TV shows, and that's really 290 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,080 Speaker 8: the conspiracy. 291 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,400 Speaker 7: Also, by the way, this is touching on something else, 292 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,559 Speaker 7: because people talk about the predictions. I like to think 293 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 7: that sometimes they're not predictions, but they're suggestions, and people 294 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,000 Speaker 7: take us up on them famously. I think maybe at 295 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,720 Speaker 7: one time Bob Igo was watching a Simpson episode, the 296 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:41,079 Speaker 7: one that posited the idea that Disney owned Fox, and thought, oh, 297 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,200 Speaker 7: it's not a bad idea. How much money we got. 298 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 4: The episode was titled When You Dish Upon a Star, 299 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,760 Speaker 4: and Ron Howard pitches a movie idea a to Homer 300 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,280 Speaker 4: and the studio that he's pitching to is twentieth Century Fox, 301 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 4: a division of the Walt Disney Company. And it wasn't 302 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,720 Speaker 4: until almost twenty years later that actually happened, But it 303 00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 4: was the. 304 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,439 Speaker 2: Beginning of the mergers area, so it's not surprising. Someday 305 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 2: they're all going to be. There's gonna be one big 306 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 2: giant company. 307 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,440 Speaker 4: About the other ones that also are possibly people followed 308 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:13,200 Speaker 4: your suggestion Lady Gaga's halftime show Cypress Hill performing with 309 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,360 Speaker 4: the London Symphony that. 310 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 8: Was Now that's an example of a suggestion, because that 311 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 8: was just a joke about how preposterous it was that 312 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 8: something like that would ever happen, and now it has 313 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,120 Speaker 8: really happened, and I'm it certainly wouldn't have happened without 314 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 8: that joke. 315 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 7: Other bands have worked with orchestras. It's not like this 316 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,800 Speaker 7: is the first time that's ever happened, but that certainly 317 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 7: was a suggestion. But also yet Lady Gaga was on 318 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,800 Speaker 7: our show. Okay, she was on our show. She saw 319 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 7: the show. See putty thought that's a good idea. Maybe 320 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,240 Speaker 7: they should fly in. 321 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,760 Speaker 4: Could I ask about a few specific ones here before 322 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 4: Biden and Kamala Harris were a team. There is a 323 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 4: shot of them standing next to each other at the 324 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 4: White House? Are you familiar with this one? 325 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 7: On the West Side story one. How I can tell 326 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,680 Speaker 7: you is because I directed that thing. All I can 327 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 7: tell you is that I had about I don't know, 328 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,720 Speaker 7: forty seven people to put into a line, and I 329 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 7: just put them into line randomly, just TikTok, and we 330 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 7: have a lot of work to do and we have 331 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 7: a deadline, and out the door it went. And as 332 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,400 Speaker 7: far as the order was, I mean, we probably put 333 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 7: some Democrats together and Republicans together and something like that, 334 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 7: but that's as far as it went. Now, the idea 335 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 7: that to say, hey see there, no, I'm sorry, that's 336 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 7: a colossal coincidence. Sorry is, ladies and gentlemen, No conspiracies here. 337 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 4: I guess you could argue that after six thousand episodes, 338 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 4: just the law of statistics, certain things would take place. 339 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 7: I would think so too. The thing that's really interesting 340 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 7: are the sports prediction. Those are the ones that really 341 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 7: do have is baffled. The other ones we can explain 342 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,920 Speaker 7: a little bit. But the sports predictions are pretty amazing. 343 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 8: I think most of them, almost all of the ones 344 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 8: you're talking about came from George Meyer. 345 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 7: Who was that was the I was going to say, 346 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 7: who George Meyer? 347 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,320 Speaker 4: Is talking about it? 348 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 8: Obviously, now if anybody could get I don't know this 349 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 8: for sure, but I'm fairly sure he's incredibly rich because 350 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,120 Speaker 8: of his ability to predict things, including gold, which I 351 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 8: was told he invested silver. Okay, so yes it was silver, right, 352 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 8: so he I. 353 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 7: Believe he did silver investor. 354 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 8: I don't want anybody to burglarize George's house after hearing this, 355 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,320 Speaker 8: so guys, they are be careful. 356 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:10,960 Speaker 4: See. 357 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 8: But I think what happened was that he had he 358 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 8: was he was a very savvy investor because he did 359 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,760 Speaker 8: have the ability. I don't know if he had the 360 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 8: ability to predict, but he could certainly he got lucky 361 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,680 Speaker 8: a lot, especially in sports gambling as well in sports betting. 362 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,440 Speaker 7: He was a very savvy sports handicapper. He told me 363 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 7: something very interesting. He was factoring people's psychology of how 364 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,280 Speaker 7: much they wanted their team to win as a factor 365 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 7: in setting the odds, and he worked that into his 366 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 7: mathematical calculation on out of that very deep savvy thinker 367 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 7: and again not a prognosticator, didn't have a flux capacitor. 368 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 7: I think, just had a brain capacity. 369 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 8: I think also Sam was like that too, from what 370 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,960 Speaker 8: I heard. Sam Simon was one of the other creators 371 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,200 Speaker 8: of the show also was similar in that way. Is 372 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 8: a big sports fan better and so forth. 373 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 7: Both those guys were not only good big sports betters, 374 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 7: but aren't and successful sports betters because they understood what 375 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 7: was going on when the games they were betting. Yeah, 376 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 7: and George I think, was the one who was responsible 377 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 7: for all those Super Bowl sharing predictions. And then of 378 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,920 Speaker 7: course it's just the accidental ones that we just for 379 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,359 Speaker 7: a joke decided to pair two teams together in a 380 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,280 Speaker 7: soccer match and oh my god, look they're in the 381 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 7: World Cup. 382 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,640 Speaker 8: If that episode aired twenty five years ago, you got 383 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,719 Speaker 8: twenty five chances for that particular pairing to show up, 384 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,000 Speaker 8: and you're going to get lucky one eventually. 385 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,520 Speaker 7: Oh how brilliant are they are? 386 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:28,600 Speaker 2: They? 387 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:28,960 Speaker 4: Right? 388 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,920 Speaker 7: One set of twenty five times. 389 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,160 Speaker 2: Well, and you can also see things that clearly just funny, 390 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,760 Speaker 2: but then it happens and it's not really a surprise, 391 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 2: like the whole Siegfried and Roy being attacked by their tigers. Yes, 392 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 2: I can imagine that. 393 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 8: That was in my scripto just because it seems Yeah, 394 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,800 Speaker 8: that's the joke. That's the joke, and it eventually came true. 395 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,080 Speaker 8: What joke would you make to as a layman, there's 396 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 8: a tiger trainer, What joke would you make with tiger 397 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,959 Speaker 8: trainer the tiger attacks him. That's the number one thing 398 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,439 Speaker 8: that occurs to you to make a joke about a 399 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,159 Speaker 8: tiger tracker. 400 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,120 Speaker 7: It's a joke to make again the low hanging fruit. 401 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,359 Speaker 2: Nsay, listening to everybody's phone calls or whatever. 402 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,000 Speaker 3: That was my point as a CIA guy, by and large, 403 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,199 Speaker 3: we try to keep things secret when we have secrets, right, 404 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 3: it's the whole point of a secret. If we knew 405 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 3: who was going to win the gold medal and curling, 406 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,840 Speaker 3: why we would investigate that, I don't know, but we 407 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 3: wouldn't put it on a TV show with a huge audience, 408 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,040 Speaker 3: and not when we think we know a secret, Hey, 409 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,440 Speaker 3: we know that there is WMD in Rock. 410 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 4: We generally tell people that and go prove it. It's 411 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,080 Speaker 4: actually the other way around, and just say it. Yeah. 412 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,880 Speaker 8: I think a far more legitimate conspiracy theory is that 413 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 8: we're having some sort of demoralizing effect on the nation 414 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 8: as a whole. That would be more of a thing 415 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,840 Speaker 8: that it's true. Why would we Okay, I guess there're 416 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,439 Speaker 8: two more legitimate. One is that we're telegraphing information to 417 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,119 Speaker 8: agents like those stations, those encoded number stations that you 418 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,960 Speaker 8: guys use, right, We're somehow broadcasting information to agents through 419 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,520 Speaker 8: encrypted material on our show or even non encrypted stuff 420 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,919 Speaker 8: like that nine to eleven poster, which has been subject 421 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 8: to so many theories. And the other thing is that 422 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,560 Speaker 8: more it's a more broad based thing, is that we're 423 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 8: having some sort of cultural effect on the nation that 424 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:11,320 Speaker 8: some insidious large entity wants to take place. 425 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,880 Speaker 2: Damn you guys for ruining our nation because you succeeded 426 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:15,720 Speaker 2: very well. 427 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,080 Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I know, it's not terrible just to put 428 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:20,400 Speaker 7: some funny shows on the air. 429 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:20,959 Speaker 4: There you go. 430 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,320 Speaker 2: Let me ask, so, Bill, you mentioned a couple of 431 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,919 Speaker 2: about the nine to eleven poster. Can you give us 432 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,840 Speaker 2: a little background on that? 433 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,439 Speaker 8: Yes, David, did you direct that episode? David, you went 434 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,320 Speaker 8: to all those photos. 435 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,320 Speaker 7: Though I took those photos. This is of course, before 436 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,399 Speaker 7: you had the resource of the Internet. I happen to 437 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 7: be recording for the road El Dorado in New York. 438 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 7: I was dispatched down to the World Trade Center to 439 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,840 Speaker 7: take as many photos as I putt only the center 440 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 7: and the locations, but the street across. 441 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:47,359 Speaker 2: But no. 442 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,160 Speaker 7: Jim Rearden directed that episode very hilariously. 443 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,359 Speaker 8: So this was an episode of The Simpsons that was 444 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,920 Speaker 8: the premiere of the ninth season. It was one of 445 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,840 Speaker 8: the last episodes of Josh and I produced and head wrote. 446 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,399 Speaker 8: And it's an episode where Barney drives Homer's car to 447 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 8: New York and in the plaza of the World Trade 448 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,119 Speaker 8: Center and Holmeer asked to go to New York and 449 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,680 Speaker 8: the entire literally an entire act, if not two acts, 450 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 8: if it take place at the World Trade Center. And 451 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:14,000 Speaker 8: so people obviously took note of that. But most importantly, 452 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,440 Speaker 8: the conspiracy theory revolves around this poster. Is a newspaper ad, 453 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 8: a full paid newspaper add that Bart shows off in 454 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,679 Speaker 8: Act one. It's like, how are we going to get 455 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,160 Speaker 8: to New York? We can't afford to get to New York. 456 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,080 Speaker 8: He holds up a newspaper ad that says New York 457 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,200 Speaker 8: nine dollars on the bus line, and there's the nine 458 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 8: and then there's a silhouette of the skyline of Manhattan 459 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,560 Speaker 8: including the two World Trade Centers, which does look when 460 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 8: you see it like nine eleven, the nine dollars and 461 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,440 Speaker 8: the eleven I love to see New York. 462 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,679 Speaker 6: We could all go at the bus company's special supersitter 463 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,440 Speaker 6: fair nine books. 464 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,280 Speaker 4: This one's on me. 465 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,720 Speaker 8: And so the conspiracy theory goes that us, as members 466 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,320 Speaker 8: of the Skull and Bones Illuminati, et cetera, et cetera, 467 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,080 Speaker 8: we're broadcasting to our sleeper agents. Here's the target. 468 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,480 Speaker 4: Here is the date. They took it off the. 469 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,159 Speaker 8: Air for ten years, although now it's back, so it 470 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,160 Speaker 8: was an interesting thing. 471 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,679 Speaker 7: I would mention that that poster, though, was not designed 472 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 7: by the writers. We just did a drawing of it, 473 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,120 Speaker 7: and I don't know who designed it, but just had 474 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,800 Speaker 7: the nine dollars and just had a silhouette of the 475 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,040 Speaker 7: New York skyline as it was back in that day, 476 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 7: and it was not like discussed back and forth. Probably 477 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,719 Speaker 7: we just probably just did it. Really quickly, and it 478 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,440 Speaker 7: makes perfect sense. 479 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,560 Speaker 8: It's exactly what you would do. That's one of the 480 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,959 Speaker 8: most prominent conspiracy theories there is that one, as well 481 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,560 Speaker 8: as the Trump one, and the other things like that 482 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 8: and the Disney one are among the most most prominent. 483 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,600 Speaker 7: But by the way, the other thing that really amused 484 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 7: me about the Trump one is they took this thing 485 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 7: that we did. We got it out very quickly. To 486 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 7: our credit, we must have got that out in two 487 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,600 Speaker 7: weeks from the time that he went down, as John 488 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,040 Speaker 7: Stewart jokingly put it as Stair Force one going down 489 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:46,120 Speaker 7: the escalator of the Trump Tower. We got the parody 490 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 7: out within two about two weeks later onto YouTube. But 491 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:54,199 Speaker 7: what happened was is some conspiracy theorist types took what 492 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,520 Speaker 7: we had done for that and posited the idea that 493 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,959 Speaker 7: we actually predicted not only him being that, but represented 494 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:05,920 Speaker 7: him going down the escalator at Trump Tower as that 495 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,439 Speaker 7: was in that episode. As if you look at that episode, 496 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 7: you can clearly see that's not the case. But I 497 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,359 Speaker 7: would have to talk to people saying and they say, oh, no, 498 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,800 Speaker 7: that was in the episode. He said, no, it's not 499 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,639 Speaker 7: well that episode was made or we're still in the 500 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,720 Speaker 7: four x three format and it's not done digitally. It 501 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 7: was done still on cells and you can see texture 502 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 7: now with AI. People ask me, is this true, because 503 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 7: something else happened. I think it was like the disaster 504 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,479 Speaker 7: with the Francis Scott Keybridge. Yeah, somebody sent me this 505 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,760 Speaker 7: image and I said, this is a fake image that 506 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,560 Speaker 7: do anything even remotely. 507 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:41,360 Speaker 8: But now using AI, you can generate almost any Simpsons 508 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,960 Speaker 8: scene in like about five minutes or less of any 509 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Speaker 8: event that happened. And that was the Key Bridge one, 510 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,719 Speaker 8: David was the most recent and most egregious one because 511 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,359 Speaker 8: to the casual observer it really did look like a 512 00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:56,720 Speaker 8: frame from the Simpsons of that bridge being hit by 513 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 8: a giant boat. Many of them are funny, like one 514 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,480 Speaker 8: of what it was about March vacuuming the lawn. March 515 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,280 Speaker 8: that she's going to vacuum the lawns dirty, She's going 516 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,520 Speaker 8: to vacuum the lawn, and so there's just all these 517 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,399 Speaker 8: frames of March using different models of vacuum cleaners to 518 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,160 Speaker 8: vacuum the lawn. It looks completely unbelievable and it made 519 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 8: me really crack up. Anyway, So some people are using 520 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,560 Speaker 8: this technology for good. 521 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,280 Speaker 4: For entertainment. 522 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 8: Other people are using it to get clicks and drive advertising. 523 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,640 Speaker 8: To The Guardian, there was a January sixth to one 524 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,000 Speaker 8: too with Granz keeper Willie wearing that guy's buffalo hat 525 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,560 Speaker 8: or whatever that somebody made. That one was pretty obviously 526 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:27,920 Speaker 8: a fake. 527 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,879 Speaker 4: There is an episode where there is an image of 528 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 4: people storming the Capitol from a while back. The episode 529 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,440 Speaker 4: was called The Day the Violence Died nineteen ninety six. 530 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,960 Speaker 8: What you're seeing in that episode is a parody of 531 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,879 Speaker 8: Schoolhouse Rock. If you remember school House Rock from the seventies, 532 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:46,359 Speaker 8: the episode the Schoolhouse Rock, I'm just a bill, And 533 00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,680 Speaker 8: there was true that at the end. First of all, 534 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,640 Speaker 8: it wasn't drawn in the Simpsons style. It was drawn 535 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 8: in the sky style of Schoolhouse Rock. And at the end, 536 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,600 Speaker 8: it's true that other bills, other constitutional amendments were running 537 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,920 Speaker 8: up the stairs of the Capitol. But it didn't look 538 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,200 Speaker 8: anything like the Simpsons. It looked like Schoolhouse Rock. And 539 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,639 Speaker 8: it wasn't people. It was amendments. 540 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,760 Speaker 4: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress. 541 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:14,760 Speaker 4: I'm not garbage. Amnamma to be yes, and I'm Ema 542 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 4: tob and I'm hoping that the runna Barby. 543 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,440 Speaker 2: Why can't we just make a law against flag. 544 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,440 Speaker 6: Burning because that law would be unconstitutional. 545 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,160 Speaker 4: But if we changed the constitution. 546 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,400 Speaker 6: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws. 547 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,119 Speaker 4: Now you're catching on. There's a couple of others you 548 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,440 Speaker 4: might know about Homer at the Bat season three, not 549 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,240 Speaker 4: mad anyone. 550 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,160 Speaker 8: It's the sideburns, isn't it. I didn't really has embraced 551 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,320 Speaker 8: that joke to become part of his personalit. It's like 552 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,919 Speaker 8: the most famous thing about Don Mattingly. 553 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaker 4: Now. The episode follows home in a softball team as 554 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,680 Speaker 4: they start to believe that they're lucky because of articular bat. 555 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 4: This enrages of jealous mister Burns, who hires major league players. 556 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,960 Speaker 4: One of these players is Don Mattingly, who's benched for 557 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,840 Speaker 4: what mister Burns insists are unruly sideburns. A year later, 558 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,120 Speaker 4: during an actual game in nineteen ninety three, Yankees manager 559 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,760 Speaker 4: Stump Merrill points out that matting Lee did not cut 560 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 4: his hair for the game, which leads to the player 561 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,000 Speaker 4: getting benched. 562 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,720 Speaker 7: Originally, the joke was he had been benched prior. This 563 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,880 Speaker 7: was not a prediction. This is an event that happened 564 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 7: by Steinbrenner that I think had benched him for his sideburns. 565 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,200 Speaker 7: Somebody I didn't know, somebody. 566 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,360 Speaker 2: I forget what Steinbrenner did that a number, because you're 567 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,120 Speaker 2: not allowed to have facial hair. 568 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 7: Right, I'm not a sportsman, But I do know that 569 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,679 Speaker 7: was happened before hid. I believe that Jim Ririden explained 570 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,960 Speaker 7: it to me, and he thought it was a hilarious joke. 571 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,840 Speaker 7: He just thought it was the best joke. So the 572 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,479 Speaker 7: idea of that being prediction is no, It's obviously a 573 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,280 Speaker 7: reference to something that happened prior to the episode. 574 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 8: There's a number of those, by the way, David, that 575 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,199 Speaker 8: the most recent one that occurred to me was that 576 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,000 Speaker 8: pandemic one where a lot of people thought we had 577 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 8: predicted COVID in that episode, that Saint margin Chang's episode, 578 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,760 Speaker 8: because when the fact, what we were referring to was 579 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,639 Speaker 8: the Hong Kong flu of nineteen sixty nine nineteen seventy 580 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,280 Speaker 8: when we did that, so it was the first time 581 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,320 Speaker 8: many people had heard of a pandemic, and they thought 582 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,679 Speaker 8: we had invented the idea of a pandemic, which clearly 583 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 8: we didn't. 584 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,280 Speaker 4: But that was another one, Yeah, a. 585 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,280 Speaker 7: Referenced to a past event. And then oh, but so 586 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,639 Speaker 7: this is a prediction. It's not laziness writing. 587 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,880 Speaker 8: History repeats itself, and the show's been on so long 588 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 8: that we're getting to the point where history is repeating 589 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,960 Speaker 8: itself over and over again, and things that we referred 590 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,119 Speaker 8: to that we're old are now new again. 591 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,399 Speaker 3: Okay, let's take a break from the craziness just for 592 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:37,159 Speaker 3: a minute or two, and we're back season nine. 593 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,920 Speaker 4: Lisa Sachs ninety seven. Marge holds up a children's book 594 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,159 Speaker 4: called Curious George and the Ebola Virus, three years before 595 00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,080 Speaker 4: the two thousand Bola outbreak. 596 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,159 Speaker 8: I wasn't involved in that episode, but I think that 597 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,480 Speaker 8: Abola was already a thing that people knew about, as 598 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 8: with the flu. It's probably the first time a lot 599 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 8: of people heard of that, and that thus they think 600 00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,000 Speaker 8: the Simpsons predicted it rather than the Simpsons informed them 601 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,320 Speaker 8: of its existences. 602 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,520 Speaker 7: A thing you can think of also from the comedy 603 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,959 Speaker 7: point of view, the comedy writer he or she might 604 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,080 Speaker 7: just say, well, if you're going to have Curious George, 605 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 7: n blank. It was probably one of those lists, right, Bill, 606 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,440 Speaker 7: because this is what we read. 607 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,840 Speaker 8: I think it was a book, and al I think 608 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,040 Speaker 8: this was an al Gene's script for Lisa's sex it 609 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,440 Speaker 8: was I think it was it was coming up as 610 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 8: something that people knew that was scary and weird. 611 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 3: I was in Sudan in nineteen seventy nine and they 612 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,640 Speaker 3: had something called greed monkey fever, which was renamed as 613 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,120 Speaker 3: a bowl, so it was like way back then as well. 614 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,560 Speaker 2: Reruns are so important for The Simpsons, right, so you 615 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,600 Speaker 2: can see an old one and say, oh my god, 616 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 2: they're talking about what we're doing today, and so it 617 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,439 Speaker 2: is in people's faces when it comes up. 618 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,359 Speaker 7: We're getting closer to eight hundred episodes now, and after 619 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,720 Speaker 7: eight hundred episodes, there's going to be something that we 620 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,960 Speaker 7: just hit. I suspect has not as many episodes. The 621 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,600 Speaker 7: gun Smoke had a lot of episodes. Maybe that would 622 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,800 Speaker 7: have hit, but unfortunately took place in the Old West. 623 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,200 Speaker 9: So that's what I think. 624 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,480 Speaker 8: Also, this is the nature of the you be to 625 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 8: talk about show more broadly, The Simpsons is one of 626 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,680 Speaker 8: the few things that America shares as a cultural reference. 627 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,600 Speaker 8: The media landscape has been so fragmented into two gazillion 628 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 8: different media inputs for everybody all day long, and everybody. 629 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 8: Most people remember certain Simpsons episodes because they have seen 630 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,280 Speaker 8: them so many times. So it is one of the 631 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,960 Speaker 8: few things that binds American society together is a knowledge 632 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,040 Speaker 8: of certain moments. 633 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:23,680 Speaker 4: In The Simpsons. 634 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,639 Speaker 7: Matt have the idea that here's a TV family that 635 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,800 Speaker 7: watches TV, and that was a great staring starting point 636 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,560 Speaker 7: because that allowed us to do a infinite number of 637 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,320 Speaker 7: parodies of TV. Because we're animated, we don't have to 638 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 7: build a lot of sets. We just cross stuff, So 639 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 7: that's an advantage. What I'm getting at though, is that 640 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,040 Speaker 7: after with this idea, and with this idea of this 641 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 7: family observing current life and so forth, and talking about 642 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,920 Speaker 7: things and talking about futuristic things, yeah, we're going to 643 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 7: stumble across things that kind of come true or make 644 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,400 Speaker 7: some sort of technological quote unquote prediction. Because that's the 645 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,560 Speaker 7: nature of the show, the nature of the writing. You 646 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,920 Speaker 7: can look it like other people in entertainment who've written 647 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 7: science fiction. Star Trek kind of predicted these things, these 648 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,080 Speaker 7: cell phone things. That's what happens when people dabble in 649 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 7: being futurists. And after eight hundred episodes, as I said, 650 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,480 Speaker 7: we're going to hit it a few times. 651 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,880 Speaker 8: I recall being told I think by Mike and out 652 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 8: we got there. We don't put in contemporary references unless 653 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,719 Speaker 8: there's this really good reason for it, because we want 654 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 8: people to watching the show twenty years from now and 655 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:25,960 Speaker 8: be able to get it. 656 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,440 Speaker 7: Briefly, we had a in the Simpsons movie. We had 657 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,800 Speaker 7: a reference to Nixon as a joke, and Nixon's. 658 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,880 Speaker 8: At evergreen topic. I'm going to say, I'm going to 659 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,560 Speaker 8: double down on that. 660 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,560 Speaker 7: He's not dated, not quite, because he took it out 661 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,640 Speaker 7: because it got no laugh. It just got to a 662 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,000 Speaker 7: look from the audience. They're like, what, it's something. 663 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,200 Speaker 8: They didn't wrong audience, but they didn't have a different audien. 664 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 9: They hadn't. 665 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,680 Speaker 7: It wasn't that I would say, Bill, it's nothing. They 666 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,600 Speaker 7: didn't get the joke that there was no passion behind it. Okay, 667 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,120 Speaker 7: well you know what I'm saying. I can see that 668 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,520 Speaker 7: you have to make the right joke about him that works, 669 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,240 Speaker 7: But there's nothing the emotional passion of like love eight 670 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 7: of Nixon is gone, yes, right, any more than people 671 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 7: have love hated for like I don't know warranty. 672 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 9: Now. 673 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,520 Speaker 8: People know him now, people who know from Futurama. That's 674 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,000 Speaker 8: where his that's where his legacy lives is in Futurama 675 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 8: and other and the projects that I'm doing, my projects 676 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,880 Speaker 8: for Audible, I have a lot of Nixon in them 677 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,760 Speaker 8: because they're nineteen eight their period pieces. 678 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,000 Speaker 4: Bill also has a podcast, Space nineteen sixty nine, which 679 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:20,680 Speaker 4: is brilliant. 680 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,160 Speaker 9: Thank you. 681 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,400 Speaker 4: I'll just plug this here. 682 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,440 Speaker 8: It's not so much a podcast as it is an 683 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,880 Speaker 8: audio book, and that's why it's but it's ten episodes 684 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,840 Speaker 8: available on audible dot com. Starring to Tasha Leone. It 685 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,320 Speaker 8: takes place in a universe where Kennedy did not die 686 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 8: from his wounds, but instead had a revelation that America 687 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,280 Speaker 8: had to expand into space as quickly as possible. And 688 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,120 Speaker 8: now I am writing the sequel, Space nineteen seventy two. 689 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 8: Look for that in twenty twenty five or twenty twenty six. 690 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 8: Hopefully you can help us promote the living crap out 691 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 8: of Space nineteen seventy two when it comes out. 692 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,960 Speaker 2: You guys have tried really hard to pretend you're not 693 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,600 Speaker 2: connected in some way to the intelligence community, and this 694 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 2: of Kennedy, now it's just just sealed. 695 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,560 Speaker 3: Bit. So you guys get to ask one question each 696 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 3: to CIA officers, truth or dares. 697 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,040 Speaker 2: You can ask more than one. 698 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,800 Speaker 4: Wow, okay, just not the age to go first. 699 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, oh, where do you get those cool spy cars. 700 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,960 Speaker 2: We didn't get cool spikers. We were trained before you 701 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,720 Speaker 2: go over season, depending on where you do get at 702 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 2: the training to learn how to like spin cars and 703 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 2: smash them and break through road backs and crash and 704 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,040 Speaker 2: burn and how to do reverse one eighties and all 705 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,960 Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. That was like everybody loved doing 706 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 2: that because of course you never got to do it 707 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,120 Speaker 2: after that. The field and when you live overseas in 708 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,280 Speaker 2: a place where it's dangerous and you can't really bring 709 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 2: a car, they oftentimes you'll get a car, but they're 710 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,000 Speaker 2: not fancy. They're meant. We're meant to be boring. 711 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 7: And then in the background, that was the thing that 712 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,960 Speaker 7: always amused me up with these spy films is I 713 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 7: thought you guys were trying to blend in. 714 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 8: I have a question, and this may I want to 715 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,520 Speaker 8: make sure that nobody takes offense at this question, because 716 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,640 Speaker 8: it has been on my mind for years, and I 717 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,240 Speaker 8: know that this is a very sensitive topic and in fact, 718 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,040 Speaker 8: my partner are going to write a movie about it 719 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,760 Speaker 8: at one point, and everybody and it's more realistic than that. 720 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 8: I'm sorry to say. We all know that the KGB, 721 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,080 Speaker 8: at least in fiction, had a lot of sexy female 722 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 8: agents that would seduce men to get information. 723 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:11,720 Speaker 4: Out of them. 724 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,360 Speaker 8: Does the CIA also have that or do they just 725 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,040 Speaker 8: have to hire local prostitutes or do they have men? 726 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,040 Speaker 8: Do they will tell me what you know? 727 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,240 Speaker 2: So, yeah, they call it swallows is the program that 728 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,160 Speaker 2: the KGB used, and many of us who've been I 729 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,640 Speaker 2: served in Moscow, and there's a number of people who've 730 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,080 Speaker 2: traveled there and at night on your hotel door, you 731 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 2: get knock on the door and they'll be a pretty 732 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,600 Speaker 2: girl or what have you. But in general, not in general, no, 733 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,440 Speaker 2: we don't use sex because the goal for us is 734 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:45,720 Speaker 2: to recruit a spy, a source who knows what they're doing. 735 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,000 Speaker 2: They're motivated, they want to work for us, they want 736 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,960 Speaker 2: to keep it secret for a long time. So what 737 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,960 Speaker 2: you want to do is recruit some guy in the 738 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,120 Speaker 2: Iranian Ministry of Defense who hates his boss or hates 739 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 2: the system, and we continue to meet and they provide 740 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 2: us insight, and they continue to move up over time, 741 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,120 Speaker 2: and they meet another CI officer and over time they 742 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,080 Speaker 2: become you know, the deputy head of the Iranian missile 743 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,320 Speaker 2: program or whatever. And we have sources inside and to 744 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,520 Speaker 2: do that, you have to have people who trust you 745 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,880 Speaker 2: and have and developed trust between the US government and 746 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,800 Speaker 2: the CIA and the person. And so the problem with 747 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 2: using any kind of blackmail, whether it be sex or 748 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,760 Speaker 2: any other kind of black mail, is that people want 749 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 2: to get out of it or there law enforcement. Oftentimes 750 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 2: they call them instead of calling them their sources or 751 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:33,240 Speaker 2: their agents, it's a snitch or an informer. And oftentimes 752 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,640 Speaker 2: they will pressure people to provide information for a short 753 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,960 Speaker 2: period of time. Our job is to get for a 754 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 2: long period of time to motivated people. And so we 755 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,360 Speaker 2: found that using any kind of black mail is essentially 756 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:48,600 Speaker 2: doesn't work. There are times when someone who is working 757 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 2: for US or helping us and the terrorism side comes 758 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,040 Speaker 2: to the States and they want something like this. There's 759 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,440 Speaker 2: times when we can help them do that, but we're 760 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,160 Speaker 2: not doing that for We're not doing it for ourselves. 761 00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,400 Speaker 2: We're not doing it to them. 762 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,560 Speaker 3: Interesting the agency, we're paid to break the laws of 763 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,920 Speaker 3: other countries. Right every sp andage organization its job is 764 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,279 Speaker 3: to break the laws of other countries, but not its 765 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,800 Speaker 3: own laws. So in CI we can't break our own laws. 766 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,040 Speaker 3: True story on sex. There was at one agent he 767 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,000 Speaker 3: was really important. So the agent comes to the US 768 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,600 Speaker 3: and he says, I want to get laid. 769 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,360 Speaker 4: I want to go to a prostitute. 770 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,480 Speaker 3: And the case Opster is handling him is, first of all, 771 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,960 Speaker 3: I don't know where to go. Second of all, I 772 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,120 Speaker 3: don't want you to get sick or arrested. So he 773 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 3: went to the FBI and said, is there a place 774 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,880 Speaker 3: he can go where he's not going to get arrested 775 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,600 Speaker 3: or beaten up? And I guess the FBI said that 776 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,480 Speaker 3: these are places that you'll probably be okay. But then 777 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,359 Speaker 3: he went to our lawyers, and our lawyers said, you 778 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:45,240 Speaker 3: can't give him money to engage in the legal activity. 779 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,080 Speaker 2: It is illegal. 780 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,520 Speaker 3: So what they finally worked out is basically says you 781 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,760 Speaker 3: can give him a bonus. So here's two hundred dollars 782 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:57,200 Speaker 3: and a pack of condoms. Right, here's a bonus for helping. Unofficially, 783 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,960 Speaker 3: this is where the FBI said you might go. But 784 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,440 Speaker 3: that's as far as we can go. We do have 785 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,840 Speaker 3: some weird, weird rules around, like sexual activity for CIA officers, 786 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,719 Speaker 3: so that we're not blackmailed, but by Larnche No, not 787 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,000 Speaker 3: by lunch. We don't do it, doesn't. 788 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,200 Speaker 7: I just wanted to point out that how well Rocking 789 00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:14,560 Speaker 7: and Bowinkle presented. 790 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,840 Speaker 9: I've seen that they're great. By the way, this is 791 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,719 Speaker 9: off the kill Squad. Bill Scott told me this, Bill 792 00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,319 Speaker 9: Scott Bowinkle. Bill Scott, who was the head writer and 793 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,279 Speaker 9: the voice of bow Winkle and several other voices, wonderful guys, 794 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,880 Speaker 9: something of a mentor to me. He told me the 795 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,520 Speaker 9: story of I don't know what he was doing in 796 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,520 Speaker 9: Russia or visiting Russia for, but the guy who was 797 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,840 Speaker 9: going his passport saying wait you look on the cartoon 798 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:43,279 Speaker 9: show with Mousson's squirrel. Bill said. 799 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,160 Speaker 7: All I could remember is that he had a long 800 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:49,200 Speaker 7: time getting his passport clear for some reason. So apparently 801 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,480 Speaker 7: somebody did not like Boris Natasha Moosen's squirrel. 802 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,400 Speaker 3: So funny story. So I was one of the guys 803 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,640 Speaker 3: who was on a horse chasing bin Laden in the 804 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,799 Speaker 3: early days, right growing up in the mountains, and we 805 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,600 Speaker 3: were looking for bin Laden and Zawahiri, right, the two 806 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,399 Speaker 3: guys running. So when I first went in to see 807 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,480 Speaker 3: the chief of station, and I was about to go 808 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,399 Speaker 3: up country to chase these guys. I said, so chief, 809 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,759 Speaker 3: what are my orders? And he looked at me dead 810 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:21,440 Speaker 3: panted and said, kill moose and squirrel. Wow, official, we 811 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,399 Speaker 3: killed moose or squirrel. It was like we were unsuccessful, 812 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,080 Speaker 3: but we tried. 813 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,760 Speaker 2: It was like, those are the orders. 814 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,759 Speaker 8: I just want to ask one more question too, because 815 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,080 Speaker 8: I'm still I'm very interested in the whole number station phenomenon. 816 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 8: Do you have any knowledge of what the number stations are? 817 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,680 Speaker 8: Have you used them? Shortwave stations that have recordings of 818 00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,799 Speaker 8: people just going like four five all day long. 819 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,960 Speaker 2: It's it's still a very secure way to communicate. And 820 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,960 Speaker 2: so the Cubans still do that. That's using a one 821 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,960 Speaker 2: time pad. Spies have been able to use that for 822 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,320 Speaker 2: years and years. And the idea is you give people 823 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,480 Speaker 2: a pad of random sort of numbers. It's just a 824 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,279 Speaker 2: code system. And so what happens is you send via 825 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,600 Speaker 2: shortwave radio some and speaking goes on, I think goes 826 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,400 Speaker 2: on twenty four hours a day, someone just speaking, and 827 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,920 Speaker 2: then you give your source saying at certain times you 828 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,880 Speaker 2: go in and you listen to these numbers. 829 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 3: Say. 830 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:18,760 Speaker 4: Theta burno. 831 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,759 Speaker 2: And if you have the pad with numbers, when you 832 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,759 Speaker 2: go on and listen, you then put the numbers that 833 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,000 Speaker 2: the person is saying underneath, and there's a thing called 834 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,719 Speaker 2: something subtraction the numbers on your pad. You subtract the 835 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,560 Speaker 2: numbers that they gave you under them, and then that's 836 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,879 Speaker 2: the number of the letter that you need, and then 837 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,120 Speaker 2: that's how you put together a code. So the FBI 838 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,560 Speaker 2: they could know that there's Russian in Cuba and other 839 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,960 Speaker 2: spies here that are being communicated with, and they can 840 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,600 Speaker 2: hear the numbers on a radio, but they can't stop 841 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,920 Speaker 2: the radio. They don't know what the numbers mean. So 842 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,560 Speaker 2: it's an effective way to communicate. 843 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,040 Speaker 4: There was a conspiracy about that. 844 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,399 Speaker 3: It was like two thousand and three or something like that, 845 00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,200 Speaker 3: that l Jazeera that it's Chiron's underneath that if you 846 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,400 Speaker 3: read them correctly, that they were the same thing. And 847 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,959 Speaker 3: it turned out that it was completely untrue. Wow, conspiracy 848 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,919 Speaker 3: that was in all the newspapers. See how you looked 849 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,560 Speaker 3: at it, and it was debunked. 850 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,880 Speaker 7: I'll have to take all this information and work it 851 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,800 Speaker 7: into my next meeting. 852 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 2: Please do really great to meet you, guys. 853 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,440 Speaker 7: Great to meet you. We'll see if we predict either 854 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,680 Speaker 7: of the future of the past. 855 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 3: Or as we like to say in Cia five seven 856 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:34,160 Speaker 3: four three Too much information. 857 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:39,839 Speaker 2: Now. 858 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,719 Speaker 4: There are a number of other predictions. In nineteen ninety nine, 859 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,239 Speaker 4: they predicted that the Rolling Stones would still be on 860 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:52,000 Speaker 4: tour and there's still live is still amazing, That librarians 861 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,200 Speaker 4: would be replaced by robots. 862 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,800 Speaker 2: Legal pot in Canada, smartphones, smart watches, NSA listening to everybody. 863 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,840 Speaker 4: The Greek financial crisis. That was predicting two thousand against one. Yeah, 864 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,359 Speaker 4: faulty voter machines two thousand and eight. That was a 865 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,880 Speaker 4: Halloween Treehouse of Horror episode. I'll add that there are 866 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,840 Speaker 4: some predictions that haven't happened yet, that the Fox Network 867 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,200 Speaker 4: would become a hardcore sex channel, That Delta Burke and 868 00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,799 Speaker 4: the actor who plays Major Dad would get divorced. That 869 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,000 Speaker 4: hasn't happened. They did predict Rocky seven. There was a 870 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,840 Speaker 4: Rocky seven, but they got the title wrong. 871 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,360 Speaker 2: There was a Rocky seventh. 872 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,879 Speaker 4: There was a seventh movie in the Rocky franchise. 873 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:29,839 Speaker 2: Who Do You Fight? 874 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,760 Speaker 4: It wasn't Rocky, it was the Creed. 875 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,239 Speaker 2: I guess there's Creed and there's Creed's kid. I guess 876 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,360 Speaker 2: we can call those connected. 877 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,400 Speaker 3: If they could predict the future, they'd all be like 878 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,640 Speaker 3: freaking richer than they are. 879 00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:44,200 Speaker 4: It's like they'd know to Yeah, I got a feeling 880 00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,279 Speaker 4: it worked out pretty well for them. Many I think 881 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,520 Speaker 4: they're doing okay well. 882 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,640 Speaker 2: The Sipton's episode was fun, and I hope we can 883 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,200 Speaker 2: do that again. I'd hope Stern can find more cool 884 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,160 Speaker 2: Hollywood people for us to talk to, because I'm getting 885 00:39:54,160 --> 00:40:00,000 Speaker 2: sick of talking to you guys. 886 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,800 Speaker 4: Implausible is produced by Adam Davidson, Jerry O'shay, John Seipher, 887 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:09,560 Speaker 4: and Jonathan Sterner. The associate producer is Rachel Harner. Mission 888 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:13,560 Speaker 4: Implausible is a production of Honorable Mention and Abominable pictures 889 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,040 Speaker 4: for iHeart Podcasts.