WEBVTT - Your Nit Wit Drove Away with Gas Pump

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<v Speaker 1>I won't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's

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<v Speaker 1>phones happened, Daniel, what's it all about?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, a Lissa wants us to call her dad and

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<v Speaker 2>get him crazy. She wants us to tell him she

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<v Speaker 2>stopped to get gas in her car and that she

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<v Speaker 2>drove away with the pump still in her tank.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go. Oh daddy, ye, I have a problem. No,

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<v Speaker 3>what's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on this gas station at Rout seventy one

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<v Speaker 1>by Walgreens.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was getting gas.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in a rush. So I go to pity attendant.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot that the gas pump was still in the tank,

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<v Speaker 3>and I pulled the whole gas hose out.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the thing or whatever. The people are all pissed

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<v Speaker 1>off at me. They're sitting there screaming at me. Either

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<v Speaker 1>they're saying that I'm so.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want me to do? I?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, who are you talking to?

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<v Speaker 3>Home? My father?

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<v Speaker 1>To give me a phone? Get hello? Your nit win

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<v Speaker 1>of a daughter pulls away with the.

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<v Speaker 3>Right there. I'm gonna stop you right here, you out

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<v Speaker 3>of line. I would like to talk to your boss. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but I think you're being very very ruded. You betta

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<v Speaker 3>slow down.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll slow Down's.

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<v Speaker 3>Happened, man, absidents happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, I'll slow down.

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<v Speaker 3>Slow down. And if you want to say something like

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<v Speaker 3>that again, I okay, you need to report. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 3>your hell.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you need to watch yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I don't need to watch myself. Okay. We have

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of problem here. We need to take care

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<v Speaker 3>of it. You're out of control.

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<v Speaker 1>She pulled away with the gas pump in the tank.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, it happens, man, it happens. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I need a check. Do you need a check?

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna pay for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Then they want me to pay like five hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 3>in his daddy get her. I lot a police report,

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<v Speaker 3>and I want to keep the two mighty shirts. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>She has no money, she's in college. I pay the bills. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that's pay the bills.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my faults in college.

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<v Speaker 3>That with you. You got a problem. You gotta get

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<v Speaker 3>five hundred arms. We'll let the justice side who gets

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<v Speaker 3>the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, give me a break. Maybe she was driving a

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<v Speaker 1>better car, she would take more care of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, whatever I mean. I mean you just like a loser.

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<v Speaker 3>You're seeing more people trying to get five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>You think you're stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you want to say stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Your daughter is a stupid when she drove away with

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<v Speaker 2>the gas pump in her tanks.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, yeah, you never done anything stupid in your.

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<v Speaker 1>Life, not as stupid as that.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. Yeah, you're God's favorite person. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I might be hold on. Talk to your daughter again.

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<v Speaker 3>To call them the police. I get her a card.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not calling the police.

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<v Speaker 3>You can take me other than that. Man, good luck.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a dollars deductible.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoop do do you got a thingy deductible?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Whooped? He do you got a thingy deductible?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get you either. You're screaming and your daughter

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<v Speaker 1>is an idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna tell you something. One day, I'm gonna come

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<v Speaker 3>buy that get station. Okay, and we'll see how how

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<v Speaker 3>good you are to talk to me. Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to hit a girl?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I raised five of him, My goodness, I tried.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna lose business today because I got one.

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<v Speaker 1>Less gas pump.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's right, that's that's about working for you. But

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<v Speaker 3>you took her money first, so so you took your money,

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<v Speaker 3>you drove away, and you're at fault us.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy took her money, but he didn't take the

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<v Speaker 2>nozzle out yet and she decides to go.

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<v Speaker 3>That's his fault. He's he's talking too many cards at

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<v Speaker 3>one time. So that's why here's courts and that's who decides.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's that call. So when you go to court and

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<v Speaker 3>you lay your day, I least my day and I

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<v Speaker 3>have to judge the site.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>Crazy? I'm not crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, Maybe you're not. This is just an Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Durant phone tap. Alyssa has just phone taped to dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Who Danielle.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Danielle.

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<v Speaker 3>You got the

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant phone tap