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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings on. That's one. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's dead. We killed the lawn and we'll be back

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Speaker 1: in a few months. Oh excuse me, who is this? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Sorry about this. This is Pete Eakins with Glam Gardening.

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Speaker 1: We just finished up the first round, so lawn should

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Speaker 1: be completely dead, while all the greenery actually around your

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Speaker 1: house should be completely dead within three days, and we'll

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Speaker 1: be back within two or two to four months to

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Speaker 1: get the second round started. Wait wait, wait, so so

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Speaker 1: grass is gonna be dead and you're not gonna you're

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Speaker 1: not fixing the landscaping for two to four months. Um,

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Speaker 1: you hired Glam Gardening to do some landscaping for you today. Correct, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's sir, I have down here on my notes you

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Speaker 1: ordered the scorched shirts package. You also, you need to

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Speaker 1: stay out of the house for a few months. You

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Speaker 1: got that all situated as well. Wait, wait, what do

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Speaker 1: you mean say to my house? What did you do

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Speaker 1: to my house? Well, we didn't do anything to the house,

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Speaker 1: but what we put on the lawn to kill the

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Speaker 1: whole lawn and all the flora around the house makes

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Speaker 1: it very dangerous to live in for a few months,

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Speaker 1: and that's why we asked you to move out for

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, hold on, hold on, I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: didn't ask you guys to destroy my whole lawn. Wait

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Speaker 1: what did you guys do? Well, like the package says

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Speaker 1: that you ordered, we went ahead and we laid down

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Speaker 1: the chemical that well, of course, kill all the lawn

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Speaker 1: around your house. And when that's all cleared up, we'll

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Speaker 1: test it and then we'll come back and we'll rebuild

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Speaker 1: a lawn from scratch and it'll be glamorous and amazing.

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Speaker 1: So that's what we did to start with, and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to wait a little while now to come back.

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Speaker 1: That's why I was calling you. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: believe this, are you wait? I don't. Are you kidding

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Speaker 1: you right now? A kidding? Even go to my home?

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Speaker 1: It's not safe. Okay, this is unbelievable. So it sounds

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Speaker 1: to me like maybe you weren't aware that that's what

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Speaker 1: we were going to be doing. No, Jim didn't tell

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Speaker 1: me anything about that, okay, And I'm guessing, of course,

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Speaker 1: because it's Jim and he forgets to tell people things.

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Speaker 1: You didn't discuss the grotto. No, we can discuss the grotto.

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Speaker 1: What is that? Well, okay, I'll give you the definition

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Speaker 1: of what a grotto actually is. A grotto is a

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Speaker 1: natural artificial cave used by humans of both modern times

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Speaker 1: and antiquity. About the grotto, I care about that. I

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Speaker 1: can't go back into my house for four months because

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Speaker 1: you've killed everything and put all this toxic chemical all

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Speaker 1: over my property. And now I've tell the neighbors. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: if I could ask you, if I could ask you

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Speaker 1: to give an F about the grotto, because we have

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Speaker 1: some great options for you. If you gave n F,

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Speaker 1: I can show you the options. I mean, I know

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Speaker 1: it's probably a little late now because it wasn't discussed,

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Speaker 1: but I can see those over you know what. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll come down to your office and look at the

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Speaker 1: grotto plans and then shove them up your I don't

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Speaker 1: give a about the grotto. Well that sounds down right nice.

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Speaker 1: Where did they find you? Like, how do you even

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Speaker 1: get your job? I found me in a grotto? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you you don't even want to know what

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Speaker 1: I want to do to you right now? I do

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Speaker 1: this is I really want to know? Are you kidding me? No?

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Speaker 1: This is this is what do you want to do

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Speaker 1: to me? I want to follow you and throw you

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Speaker 1: across the river. This is like, I'm that's not as

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Speaker 1: fun as what I was hoping. I thought maybe we

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Speaker 1: could do a couple of things in the grotto. You

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Speaker 1: and I put your put your owner on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to your owner right now. All right, fine,

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Speaker 1: please hold I'll get my owner one second. Hey, this

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Speaker 1: is Billy Grotto, owner of the company. Are you are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? You want to see my grotto? What

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Speaker 1: the what the is going on? Oh it's a phone prank?

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Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. And your wife

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Speaker 1: set you up. What she said that you were very

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Speaker 1: protective of your landscape and you had some landscapers working

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Speaker 1: on it today and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that that was ridiculous. I agree. It

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous that you don't know what a grotto is. Oh,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.