Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off Air Show, Scary Jones and Greg Tew.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, where's Greg? Where's Greg t He's
Speaker 1: on the phone. What's going on? Guys? It's the off
Speaker 1: air Show? When it was the look the lookout? What's
Speaker 1: going on? Do it now? Let's start up again. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: just do it. We'll patch it in later. We'll paste
Speaker 1: it in later. Which would you give us a dry lookout? Dude?
Speaker 1: I had to dry, I had to zip up. I
Speaker 1: wasn't ready. I was in the bathroom. I haven't I'm
Speaker 1: ready that what you call it? Can you do a
Speaker 1: dry lookout? You know? The doctor told me I can't
Speaker 1: lift anything that heavy, you know, so I needed people
Speaker 1: to help me. What's up? No, where's the lookout? We
Speaker 1: need it? We need right now? Over nothing. We'll paste
Speaker 1: it in. We'll paste the magic radio. I refused to
Speaker 1: give you a lookout? Well over nothing. Sometimes sometimes we're
Speaker 1: a little late on it. No, we're not late. I'm
Speaker 1: ready to go. Give it to me now, alright, ready,
Speaker 1: say no, come on? Just acapella. It was Durrand brasils
Speaker 1: off and Greg just wants me now. Look episode we
Speaker 1: got twenty more episodes to gosh to first be off
Speaker 1: fair Show. I'm Scary Jones. That's Greg T over there,
Speaker 1: all free gran I'm gonna do another original human beeat box.
Speaker 1: You know what. I just seriously, can we just tell
Speaker 1: tell everybody what Gregg T was doing? He wasn't Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what Greg T was doing on the podcast, Greg T,
Speaker 1: I didn't touch anymore. Greg T was standing over the
Speaker 1: phone own lines, trying to field phone calls for the
Speaker 1: off air show. What are you doing ball freak show
Speaker 1: around here? Come listen at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: They're not calling for us, right, ball freak Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: not calling for us. They want the big holiday show tickets.
Speaker 1: That is the priority one here in New York City.
Speaker 1: Why don't you clarify what we're talking about? Ingle Ball
Speaker 1: the studio tell them all about it. Jingle Ball is
Speaker 1: a nationwide tour of eleven cities where they take this
Speaker 1: concert around the country. Yeah, here in New York where
Speaker 1: jingle Ball originated on Z one, where we are sitting
Speaker 1: in this studio. The tickets sold out in like two minutes,
Speaker 1: two minutes, and now they're on eBay for about a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Each, if not more so now. So now people,
Speaker 1: it's getting a little frantic around, it's getting a little frantic.
Speaker 1: So this morning Elvis said, hey, when your tickets with
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest in the eleven o'clock hour. Yeah, look at
Speaker 1: swat we we're taping this podcast in the eleven o'clock hour.
Speaker 1: So you know what that means. Every phone line is
Speaker 1: calling for jingle ball tickets, which I never already gave
Speaker 1: him away. Yeah, that's what I never understood, you know,
Speaker 1: you know we had to the phone. They're like, did
Speaker 1: I win? No, Trevor just called and just said that
Speaker 1: you hung up on him right now? Yes you did, Trevor. Well,
Speaker 1: looks connect is this Trevor? No, this is Michelle Michelle
Speaker 1: because I saw your tweets. Yes you did. The system
Speaker 1: works fairhead got somebody. We actually got somebody. You stop
Speaker 1: talking over some music he's talking over Would you rather
Speaker 1: write sing it? Would rather hear Scary Jones talk? Michelle?
Speaker 1: Don't you want some don't you want some kind of structures?
Speaker 1: We got more calls, Michelle, What do you want? We
Speaker 1: want to hear me sing? You want Scary Jones to talk? Yes?
Speaker 1: I want you guys to sing I hear love youve.
Speaker 1: He's singing over Michelle talking about a Beatles song, the Beatles,
Speaker 1: My Michelle. It's called My Michelle by the Beatles, My Michelle.
Speaker 1: I was just called my Michelle. Now that's Guns and Roses.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's yeah. Play song for there it is
Speaker 1: and that's how you play. I will answer the rest
Speaker 1: of the song. That's what ball Freak was chining to
Speaker 1: you here, my Michelle. Me let me ask you a questions. Michelle,
Speaker 1: you listen to the podcast. Yeah, when you hear the podcast, like,
Speaker 1: how loud is the music compared to how we're talking.
Speaker 1: Does it ever get like too loud where like it
Speaker 1: scares you a little bit? She's a little to the podcast. No,
Speaker 1: but it's it would bother me, thank you. Yes, she's
Speaker 1: obviously not qualified to answer this question. Michelle. Here's the
Speaker 1: Michelle's song that Gregg t was talking about. It's called
Speaker 1: My Michelle by Guns and Roses. Do this one? Do
Speaker 1: this one? So, Michelle? How old Michelle? How old are you? Nice?
Speaker 1: And were you calling it from? I'm actually a northern
Speaker 1: man on the border of Canada. Nice? Hey, nice? What's
Speaker 1: going on here? Hey? That goodness? So and you listen
Speaker 1: to the Affair and show every day. She doesn't, No,
Speaker 1: not every day. I kind of get it in sometimes
Speaker 1: in the middle of the week. You know. That's fine.
Speaker 1: That's fine. So, Michelle, what do you love about the
Speaker 1: off air show? I love listening to you guys like
Speaker 1: I love that. I listen to the acquired podcast. Do
Speaker 1: I get my girls in? Okay? And I gotta listen
Speaker 1: to offer So get my guys in. Yah. You do
Speaker 1: bangor bangor being from half hours north of bangor an
Speaker 1: hour after the end? Now you have a boyfriend? Are
Speaker 1: you are you? Are? Are you single? I'm engaged getting married?
Speaker 1: Next cogulations? That's great. How did he ask you? How
Speaker 1: did he ask you? I proposed how he proposed? We
Speaker 1: were actually on He went to New Jersey double game, Yeah, games,
Speaker 1: and then um ended up in Times Square after almost
Speaker 1: got flattened by a semi Oh my god, getting law
Speaker 1: right before the tunnel. Yeah. Then he asked me in
Speaker 1: Times Square. I had no idea what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: His whole family was there and they knew. That's awesome,
Speaker 1: epicenter of the world. That's awesome. You guys doing a
Speaker 1: honeymoon for yourselves. Where are you guys going, Um, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get married over in Canada and then uh
Speaker 1: not whereon yet? Now? Is there a benefit to getting
Speaker 1: married in cabinet versus the United States? I mean it's keeper,
Speaker 1: It is cheaper. Okay, yeah, we seve like thirty cents
Speaker 1: on the dollar. You try song off, you're so quick
Speaker 1: on the trigger. We've had enough. We've had enough and
Speaker 1: there's no such thing. Should hear the Beatles, my Michelle?
Speaker 1: Rather than then you'd rather have to be like I'm
Speaker 1: listening to a bad first date, no offense, your beautiful.
Speaker 1: Are you going to play one of these Michelle songs
Speaker 1: at your wedding? No? I don't know. No, I think
Speaker 1: that would be kind of tacky, unless you guys want
Speaker 1: to come and sing it. But you know, I probably
Speaker 1: we're gonna shot bad freak to sing acapella once you're
Speaker 1: what's your fiance's name, Josua, Joshua and Michelle. That makes
Speaker 1: sense to me. That sounds nice, you know, well, Michelle,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for checking on the Michelle. Hold
Speaker 1: on a second, I'm gonna say, you know, a fair
Speaker 1: show T shirt? Hold okay, yeah, you know what they
Speaker 1: say till death do us part? Uh? You guys will
Speaker 1: die before receiving this T shirt. Michelle, do you know
Speaker 1: what kind of underwear your fiance should be wearing on
Speaker 1: your wedding day? Make him wear mac Weldon underwear? Yeah? Okay, nice,
Speaker 1: you will, you will be very happy. Okay, good to know. Nice.
Speaker 1: It's like he's not wearing anything at all. Because a wedding,
Speaker 1: a wedding, a married couple that gets married in mac Weldon,
Speaker 1: they stay together forever. That's the correlations there is. Alright,
Speaker 1: what's my excuse? Then? Line number two? Fair Show. Hi,
Speaker 1: we're just taking calls today. What are you doing? Are
Speaker 1: you working? What's his name? What's your name? To broadcast?
Speaker 1: Why don't you start this whole thing all over again?
Speaker 1: What you say? Hello? Hi? How are you? What's your name?
Speaker 1: You're on live on the fair Show. These people they're
Speaker 1: jumping down my neck for no reason. What is your name? Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you? What is your name? Thanks for calling
Speaker 1: you a fair show? That's four things, all right. My
Speaker 1: name is Trevor and from Austin, Texas. What Trevor? That's Trevor.
Speaker 1: He just tweeted us that you hung up on I
Speaker 1: didn't hang up on you, Trevor. Uncle Scary got very
Speaker 1: angry and he hung up on you when he talked
Speaker 1: to you. You know, Austin is the home of Tito's
Speaker 1: handmade vodka, our favorite vodka. Um, do you drink titoes?
Speaker 1: Have you ever met Tito himself? I'm drink was at
Speaker 1: a strip once we bottle ser nice? Nice? All right,
Speaker 1: So listen, why are you calling you off air show today?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, I haven't seen you'll tweet out that,
Speaker 1: y'all or thinking colors in a long time and I'm
Speaker 1: never even trying to get him before. This would be
Speaker 1: a good time. Listen to you, guys. How many episodes?
Speaker 1: How many episodes are you in? All the way? Man?
Speaker 1: I started at the beginning. Um, I started late, but
Speaker 1: though I had to go back and you know, listen
Speaker 1: to the old episodes. But you're already we're making progress
Speaker 1: or we're regressing here? Oh yeah, definitely. I mean it's
Speaker 1: really hard to get through the first couple episodes. I
Speaker 1: had to be honest, but because I wasn't working. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell the truth, Trevor. Come on, well, I play this
Speaker 1: fantastic science. Who's got a question for Trevor who's got
Speaker 1: a question. All right again, Uncle scary Gum. Where do
Speaker 1: you work? Work at real green lawn Care? All right,
Speaker 1: so are you out mowing the lawns? Like? What do
Speaker 1: you do? Yeah, the lawns. I don't do any like
Speaker 1: long work like that. I've just spray fertilizer and ship
Speaker 1: like that. No, intend, you're putting chemicals in the air.
Speaker 1: How great? All right, my quickness. We call it product. Hey, Trevor,
Speaker 1: how old are you? What's the greatest rock concert you
Speaker 1: ever been to? I mean, I'll tell you, I haven't
Speaker 1: been to really any rock concerts. I'm I'm young, and
Speaker 1: my parents ever let me do anything. But the best
Speaker 1: concert I've ever been to it was a Weirdou concert.
Speaker 1: Weird was my favorite, right you know that that? I
Speaker 1: fanned girl. Every time he's in he's in the Trevor
Speaker 1: on man, my heart palpitates for him. I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: a weird song. No he's not, Trevor. Look what you did.
Speaker 1: I love what you did. Lose the number man? Shut up, dumb,
Speaker 1: young I call here and start talking about Weird. My
Speaker 1: favorite weird Aw song is Amish Paradise. Sever have you
Speaker 1: ever met Weirdow? I didn't get to see him. I
Speaker 1: was up on third row though. Its Frett damn close, Trevor,
Speaker 1: You're a man after my own heart. Everybody became as
Speaker 1: I walked through the patty where I harvest my grain.
Speaker 1: I take a little at my wife and realize you
Speaker 1: very play. That's just perfect for an amish like me.
Speaker 1: You know, I shunned and see things like electricity at
Speaker 1: for thirty in the morning, I'm milking cows. Cheva Die
Speaker 1: feeds the chickens, and Jacob plows. Fool if I've been
Speaker 1: milking and plowing so long that even though Zekiel things
Speaker 1: that my mind is gone, I'm a man of the land.
Speaker 1: I'm into discipline, got a bible in my hand and
Speaker 1: a beard on my chance. But if I finish all
Speaker 1: of my chores and you finished time, then tonight we're
Speaker 1: gone a party like it, ste We've been beended most
Speaker 1: lives in a churn or twice. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the referencing weird now that you gave me
Speaker 1: an excuse to play it on sever You're you're a
Speaker 1: loyalist through this podcast, right, So when you hear the music,
Speaker 1: how loud is it copared to the voices. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: you listen back, I mean just now, it was a
Speaker 1: little bit loud of just now, and you think like
Speaker 1: a guy who's heard this from us more than a
Speaker 1: few times and from the listeners would learn his lesson. Well, listen, Tremor,
Speaker 1: we do apologize and thank you for calling. We're gonna
Speaker 1: put your hold and we're gonna send you off air
Speaker 1: t shirt now pay phone exactly all right, thank you much,
Speaker 1: thank you. All right now, listen, guys, can't teach an
Speaker 1: old scary new tricks. I want you, guys, guys, are
Speaker 1: ready for this one? This this could possibly be the
Speaker 1: best off air phone call we've ever received. Scared any
Speaker 1: some music. Drum roll, here's some drum pressure. You know
Speaker 1: this way too? Here the next one. No, the drum
Speaker 1: roll for this one. Ladies and gentlemen, it is gonna
Speaker 1: be You will always remember this this episode eighty that
Speaker 1: you heard the best phone call come through scary. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? You better go quick before the first hangs
Speaker 1: out on the phone. And trust me on this one.
Speaker 1: Trust me on this one. We take a guess, getting ready,
Speaker 1: can I guess? Here? We go right here? I guess
Speaker 1: all right? Now they hung up, so they hung up? Wow,
Speaker 1: an anticlimactic moment. Bald, that's exactly what happens, bald freak,
Speaker 1: Say no, we're not editing right now. Look he's tapping
Speaker 1: the phone. This is exactly what happens with Greg t
Speaker 1: if you hit the phone every freaking time. Anytime he
Speaker 1: builds something up to this hypie thing, it always falls
Speaker 1: flat on its face. Well that's that's it's embodied. It's
Speaker 1: Murphy's law. But did he get him back? Listen? This
Speaker 1: is like I feel like the world's worst telethon. Now,
Speaker 1: please give to the Off Air Show your donation. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do ladies and they're gone. They're gone, let's gone.
Speaker 1: Get Yeah, they hung up? What are you being punked? Ye?
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Speaker 1: mean this is ridiculous. Without your donations, we here at
Speaker 1: the Off Air Show will not be able to show
Speaker 1: you the Magnificent Seven. See what I'm saying. Look, yeah,
Speaker 1: what was he off his meds today? I think he is?
Speaker 1: Did you take your meds today? Can you show us
Speaker 1: your pillcase. You call me Captain wax Power. But this
Speaker 1: guy is off the rail. He's done. Here he is,
Speaker 1: It's like he's done. This is the call finally go,
Speaker 1: It's better be good. It is hello three times a charm.
Speaker 1: Yes it's a girl. What is your name? My name
Speaker 1: is Christina? What do you call it? Are you calling
Speaker 1: all about today? Um? A friend tagged me and one
Speaker 1: of your posts yesterday on Facebook regarding a moving company? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how about that? Scary? Wait? Hold on of time? Are
Speaker 1: you talking to me scary? Yes? Then I am currently
Speaker 1: going through the worst situation possible with a moving company.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, what is okay? So who is who
Speaker 1: is my friend? And what social media we're talking about?
Speaker 1: My friend Carrie tagged me on your Facebook post. Okay,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones, Scary Jones Facebook post Jones? That's right, Yes,
Speaker 1: you know it was carried mini. Yeah, scary Jones tag
Speaker 1: on a Scary Jones facey Jones moving company. That's correct,
Speaker 1: that's right. What are you talking Scary Jones moving company?
Speaker 1: That's why I have not posted anything about a movie company.
Speaker 1: Yes you did, and what happened next? All right? So
Speaker 1: what's the moral of your story. The moral of the
Speaker 1: story is the moving company picked up my stuff, quoted
Speaker 1: me one price, and then took my stuff, quoted me
Speaker 1: another price that was close to eight thousand dollars, and
Speaker 1: they are currently holding my belonging, said Randsome. And I
Speaker 1: haven't had belonging. Why don't you give her stuff back? Scary?
Speaker 1: What do you company? Are you talking about? What you've done?
Speaker 1: What have you done? What do you Why are you
Speaker 1: doing that? To be he's messing with you? Why do
Speaker 1: totally screwing when you take their stuff and then look
Speaker 1: what happened, which you're thieving people's stuff? She hung up,
Speaker 1: Why do you do that? Scary, great tyre? You messing
Speaker 1: with her? Human is out eight thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 1: merchandise and you're fucking with her. But if she was calling,
Speaker 1: she wanted to yell at you because she thought that
Speaker 1: you were the movie company that took her stuff. But
Speaker 1: it wasn't you a wrong number. It was a wrong number.
Speaker 1: You're definitely off your menstory. Come on, I agree? Was
Speaker 1: that that was the big call? That was, well, there's
Speaker 1: somebody else on holdout wants to talk to you, though,
Speaker 1: somebody from an exterminating companies of fair show high. What's
Speaker 1: your name? Good? What is this? Andrea? I cannot believe
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with you all right now. I
Speaker 1: listen to you every single day. I just created a
Speaker 1: Twitter a couple of days ago, just so I could
Speaker 1: know when y'all are going to be on what nic
Speaker 1: Andrea nights? Baby, when you come, give me a hug,
Speaker 1: give me a kiss. Where are you calling from, Andrea?
Speaker 1: I'm calling from Alabama. Touchcat shoals, come on some music
Speaker 1: to give some mull. Freaking do Abama the football team.
Speaker 1: I'm a Warrigle fan, alright, a war Eagles. Now it's
Speaker 1: Auburn Tigers, and we say War Eagle. I graduated from there.
Speaker 1: Roll Tide, Roll Tide? No, she not on that? Could
Speaker 1: you not be on Alabama roll Tide? Just because she
Speaker 1: lives in the state of Alabama doesn't mean she follows
Speaker 1: the crimson teams in Alabama's Alabama or Auburn. And I'm
Speaker 1: Alburn Okay, Olberbur Roll Tide, Roll Tie. That's great team
Speaker 1: and your friend, this woman just started a Twitter account
Speaker 1: for you, and now you're being controversial and adversarial. If
Speaker 1: every day I cannot believe I'm talking to you all
Speaker 1: right now, Like I'm so excited. I'm very excited too.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that we're speaking with you. Who are
Speaker 1: the most excited to be speaking to out of the three?
Speaker 1: Probably Ronnie, probably everybody. If I'm coming, you can make
Speaker 1: his blow his head even bigger. Just keep doing that argue.
Speaker 1: But like Ronnie is always like a voice of reason,
Speaker 1: And here is the furthest thing from the voice of reason.
Speaker 1: Reason is the voice of treason. You two guys, I'm
Speaker 1: the same person that's that's the thing. Roll tide, roll tide. Listen.
Speaker 1: So what are you up to today? What does your
Speaker 1: day look like? I'm working, Um, I work at for
Speaker 1: the farmers and basically it's not far the time of year,
Speaker 1: but I do the book keeping and I'm assistant manager here.
Speaker 1: So we're just selling see and fertilizer and to eat
Speaker 1: and first farmers need. Now you know what we uh
Speaker 1: we did? You had a lot of fertilizer every podcast.
Speaker 1: I just fertilized my own underwear before I was given
Speaker 1: talking about fertilizing freak. Give us a fertilizing music freak, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go for it. What's your name? Darling, Andrea Andrea Andrew
Speaker 1: both freaks, got a little diddy freed from Alabama? And
Speaker 1: so about friend from Alabama. What type of fertilizer do
Speaker 1: you sell? Is there a specific brand? Like, what's the
Speaker 1: best brand fertilife? I want to fertilize my alone. What's
Speaker 1: the type of fertilizer? Day were making fun of her act.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to like a human being? Is it okay
Speaker 1: if I talk like this all the time, you talk
Speaker 1: like a drunk biar captain all the time. We so
Speaker 1: we all timing for Lazarie. I mean it's an analysis,
Speaker 1: you know, like you'r nitrogen, your pot as, your phosphorus,
Speaker 1: your sulfur, your medium. Yeah, it's I mean it's triple A,
Speaker 1: triple thirteen. You can get naturgen. You can. Could you
Speaker 1: send up a bed that up here so we can
Speaker 1: have Gregg t eat some out of a dog dish.
Speaker 1: It's not manure. I mean the manure is fertilizer too,
Speaker 1: but no, we want manure. We want the strong stuff. Uh,
Speaker 1: you can probably get it at your local farm store. Well,
Speaker 1: we really want to know what the most important on
Speaker 1: this podcast is. Is Is there any fertilizer company out there
Speaker 1: that will sponsor the off air show, like you know,
Speaker 1: ship sponsoring ship. Yeah, see seems aproposed, don't you think, Greg?
Speaker 1: What makes the best fertilizer? If if I have to
Speaker 1: go out and buy a chemical or if I spread
Speaker 1: horse manure on my lawn, which is a better chemical
Speaker 1: a manmade chemical or horse manure? Well, I mean horse
Speaker 1: manure is good, you know, because especially especially like cow
Speaker 1: manure because you know there's screenes and you're just putting
Speaker 1: nutrients back into the earth. But manmade furtilizers are good too,
Speaker 1: because you know you need nitrogen and phosphorus and potash
Speaker 1: and all that. Okay, So you so if I had
Speaker 1: if I had a brand new my brand new property
Speaker 1: and I wanted to make a nice green grass, would
Speaker 1: I would you? Would you spread cowman or would you
Speaker 1: go by actual fertilizer? I would go buy fertilizer like
Speaker 1: four would be got? Okay? You really know your ship? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How to act? Nice? Roll time? Roll time here exactly.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening, and we'll talk to
Speaker 1: you soon so much. Thank you so much. I love
Speaker 1: you all so much. If you stay on hold, we'll
Speaker 1: send you at an offair t shirt. Okay, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure one day I'll get it. Thank you, Andrew. This
Speaker 1: is Ray Schrummer, Gucci Mane Black Beetles on off air
Speaker 1: show Black Beetles in the city, immediately to confiscate the money.
Speaker 1: That girl there is a real crowd, small a world.
Speaker 1: All of friends know of me, Young boy living, like
Speaker 1: you know, get released the cash, watching fall slow lead
Speaker 1: brack cow still trying to getty hate. It's mad for
Speaker 1: what every chunk in the air ben stream they lose
Speaker 1: it when the DJ dropped the need lose getting so
Speaker 1: gonna not playing? What in the world was I thinking?
Speaker 1: You day no money to be mag Why there is
Speaker 1: nothing to his flag? Black Beetle cream seats in the
Speaker 1: regal rocking John Lennon Lizar is like to see him.
Speaker 1: Bread Eagle took a fu to the club and letter
Speaker 1: party on the table screaming. Everybody's famous like clock workout,
Speaker 1: blow it off, then get some moke. Get you somebody
Speaker 1: that can do both like Beetles got the bag's belly rowling.
Speaker 1: What she thinks she loved me? I think se trolling.
Speaker 1: That girl is a real crowd, small world. All of
Speaker 1: friends know of me, Young Living like an okey released
Speaker 1: the cash watching fall slowly right now? What is that
Speaker 1: Race Shremmerd. This guy his ear to the ground. The
Speaker 1: two cousins Smerd. What is what is the name Ray Artist,
Speaker 1: Ray Shrummerd, Ray Schummerd Ray Shremmerd r A E is
Speaker 1: the first word s r e E M m U
Speaker 1: r d uh. And it's black beetles And this is
Speaker 1: something that's scary. Share knows they listened to this together.
Speaker 1: You guys, no flex zone, then no better and I
Speaker 1: ain't got no type. I just kicking over. The guy's
Speaker 1: name is Ray Shremmerd. Two guys Gray and Shred, Ray Swimmerd,
Speaker 1: smer r a E Shreummerdard. You don't think they could
Speaker 1: have changed your name to something like more pronounceable. You
Speaker 1: never heard their song with Vicki minajdrow something no I
Speaker 1: love Nicki Minaj. This is this is Ray strum They
Speaker 1: were working boys. They work boys sort of like you
Speaker 1: know in hip hop. They like shout off people's names,
Speaker 1: like Jason doesn't want to hear boys. MC, give me
Speaker 1: some good stuff. There are two bands we've never played
Speaker 1: on the offair show. Give me those good stuff. We
Speaker 1: lose this stuff and we can't do anything today and
Speaker 1: get any done. I'm kind of we do have to
Speaker 1: talk to ball Freak. Have you noticed all of her
Speaker 1: our off air show Twitter? And if you guys want
Speaker 1: to drop us a line at the off air show
Speaker 1: on Twitter, just do the so please. But Blue Freak
Speaker 1: is getting a lot of praise, dude, and scary the
Speaker 1: show started, it was just you and I out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: The means just turning honest and they seem to be
Speaker 1: in love with ball Freak. Well, how does that mean
Speaker 1: they're turning on you just because they love me? No,
Speaker 1: you don't want because great tea is just annoying. That's
Speaker 1: not true, because scares a stick in the muddy. It
Speaker 1: has everything done like ten fifteen minutes. I can't play music.
Speaker 1: I'm not sticking in the muddy. I actually I'm running
Speaker 1: a tight ship over no fart, so, no fart noises.
Speaker 1: Body's got to be somebody's gotta be like some kind
Speaker 1: of les go scary, right, boll Freaking. I have asked
Speaker 1: you for the bond today, maybe like five times. You're like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not playing. How many times are we gonna play
Speaker 1: a bond? Sound? Effect on our show. Why not? Do
Speaker 1: you think that people are praising me like by association
Speaker 1: because they can't praise you? Or is it just am
Speaker 1: I doing this? No, by comparison, they love me more
Speaker 1: than Scary, So I'm just okay and you guys are terrible,
Speaker 1: or you guys are just okay and I'm awesome. Which
Speaker 1: is it? I'm not sure. I don't think that you're awesome.
Speaker 1: You're newer, You're newer, newer, and I think that they
Speaker 1: feel bad for you that you're not baking the songs,
Speaker 1: you're not picking the songs, and that nobody came to
Speaker 1: see you. Everything a shred and also you know it
Speaker 1: was your birthday and nobody came to see you blow
Speaker 1: the candles out? What are you talking about? These are
Speaker 1: the things, and they feel bad for you. It's that
Speaker 1: I disagree. You're gonna lose even more fans by saying
Speaker 1: stuff about I'm just I'm town being real, And then
Speaker 1: Scary is mr like he lies to everybody, goes yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, everything's fine, you're so kind. Everything's one hashtage.
Speaker 1: You're the one. You're the one. Probably people t shirts
Speaker 1: every five minutes. We're gonna get those T shirts. One
Speaker 1: we are going to get those T shirts. That's what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. No sound effects, no music, no nothing
Speaker 1: so much. Speaking of speaking of this, they want to
Speaker 1: hear Bald Free perform live. Once you ask your friend
Speaker 1: if he's gonna perform live, well, you want me to
Speaker 1: ask him? What? Ask him? Bald you gonna perform live?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why he couldn't have
Speaker 1: direct money. Yeah, yeah, I'll do something live, but not today.
Speaker 1: But why can't you perform today? They want to hear
Speaker 1: you today. But if they want to me today, they'll
Speaker 1: want to hear me tomorrow or tomorrow. We can't tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We have a guest on the show tomorrow. About Thursday,
Speaker 1: we actually gonna do four podcast this week. Thursday is possible,
Speaker 1: so Thursday special, you know, doing the impromptu stuff like
Speaker 1: doing all this stuff. Let's I got an idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: next week's Thanksgiving, right Thanksgiving, let's do something next week.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do it like every day. No,
Speaker 1: but why can't he perform live? He wants they want
Speaker 1: to form a Thanksgiving song next week. That's not what
Speaker 1: they want. They want to hear his stuff that he
Speaker 1: does in concert. That's they want to hear. Look at
Speaker 1: this guy with appeared serious. Then come to my shows.
Speaker 1: But we can't make your shows, So why can't you
Speaker 1: perform live? I can, but I'm not gonna do like
Speaker 1: a full I'll do a song. I'll do one song
Speaker 1: when I don't know, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, he'll perform live
Speaker 1: and he'll write a Thanksgiving song for our Wednesday show me.
Speaker 1: That's gonna say, you might as well do it on
Speaker 1: Tuesday because Wednesday we may not be here. All right,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna be here well because Wednesday we want
Speaker 1: to get up and get out of here because this
Speaker 1: place gets becomes a nut place around here. It's crazy
Speaker 1: gonna I don't think we're gonna be doing a podcast
Speaker 1: next next Wednesday. Right, Yeah, let's see you guys are
Speaker 1: disappointing the listeners again. That's more points for disappoint the
Speaker 1: listeners about that. Can I just tell you about this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go. I want to This is from Keith Hall.
Speaker 1: I need a bob or something for nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the email about to read. Can you at least
Speaker 1: give me the boon so like you feel like I
Speaker 1: can get in the zone of your email. You're you're
Speaker 1: really yes, give it to me and I give you
Speaker 1: some dramatic. Is this the dramatic emails? The dramatic U,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be some dramatic. Might even want to echo
Speaker 1: some of the Patty Riscon is here? How do your
Speaker 1: sconis from the record label? Yeah, why is he here?
Speaker 1: He probably has an artist coming up? Yeah for us
Speaker 1: for the off their show? Not for us? Why not?
Speaker 1: We haven't earned one? Why don't we ask them? Here's
Speaker 1: the bomb and get ready for cheats? Email my thoughts
Speaker 1: on your show and you're okay? All right, you're a
Speaker 1: d D in full effect right now? Hey, what's up Patty?
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentleman, the record guru to the stars, Patty,
Speaker 1: we're scoring in the house. You gotta talk close to
Speaker 1: the minke. Sorry, who are you here for? We are
Speaker 1: here with I'm actually here today with international superstar do
Speaker 1: Alipa who's do a leap but we don't know? She
Speaker 1: is currently the number twenty seven song on the HR
Speaker 1: Chart Op Radio chart. She's from England. Scary pull her
Speaker 1: song he spell it do you a d U A
Speaker 1: L I p A Okay, it's called blow your mind,
Speaker 1: blow your mind, you play that, let's play that jam.
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit of blow your mind. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: want that. And it's a lipa nice And so what
Speaker 1: are you doing right now? She's just doing interviews down here?
Speaker 1: How come stun on the off air show. Well, you
Speaker 1: know what, if you want, I can bring her in
Speaker 1: here in a little bit. We would love to have
Speaker 1: a a leap on the off air show. Dude, when
Speaker 1: you guys see her, scary might want to eat her?
Speaker 1: Are you are you gonna keep your hands to yourself?
Speaker 1: She is just gorgeous. Cricket up man, crack it up.
Speaker 1: But if she talented, yes, she's very cold because talented,
Speaker 1: but outshines everything. She's in New York. Open up for
Speaker 1: Troy savon uh two nights here at Terminal five and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna be down in Washington later on this week. Nice,
Speaker 1: I like it on gut tonight. Gee, guaranteed I can
Speaker 1: tell you on mine. Maybe we can get that kissing.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can listen to new artists and we can
Speaker 1: critique the new artist, whether we like the song, the
Speaker 1: front of the artist. Yeah, I will see if they
Speaker 1: can take that constructive criticism. You rip off of Katie Paris.
Speaker 1: We would go on, but if we don't listen, they
Speaker 1: gotta have six gonna be in this business, right Patty?
Speaker 1: I would say yes, but right in the face. That
Speaker 1: wouldn't be the first person that compared to Probably not exactly,
Speaker 1: but she sounds great. Yeah, I mean listen, if you
Speaker 1: want me to bring can bring Alipa. I like to.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many minutes we have left in
Speaker 1: this podcast. We're about to get to a very angry email. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I would you would you rather hear do
Speaker 1: a lupa or an angry email? I'm with you, all right,
Speaker 1: So Keith haul you've been uh, you've been bypassed one
Speaker 1: when Islipa coming in and she doing other with us? Worry?
Speaker 1: What's you do right now? He's actually with Maxwell. Oh
Speaker 1: she shouldn't be there a while, all right. Well, in
Speaker 1: that case, they play your angry email. We can come
Speaker 1: in and record something for you later on if you like.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's not bad. Oh, we could do that and
Speaker 1: put it in the can. That's not bad. We could
Speaker 1: put it in the can. I love it in the can.
Speaker 1: I'll take your can. Every nice. This is going downhill.
Speaker 1: I have to go boys. Well, welcome to the Affair Show,
Speaker 1: Patty Affair Shows. I'm you know, very very honored, nice
Speaker 1: superstar show talents. That's right. This is episode eighty and
Speaker 1: it's a great episode. Who are the two talents you're
Speaker 1: talking about? He's talking about Greg t and I. But
Speaker 1: I'll tell you there's another guy here. Wall Freak is
Speaker 1: a musician of himself. He's actually the most popular person
Speaker 1: on this Yeah. Yeah, he's our Paul Shaffer hang out
Speaker 1: with him and said, he be exactly, can you play
Speaker 1: Patty's song? I'm not going to play a pattyca Yeah
Speaker 1: about I'm not your monkey. It's not going to be
Speaker 1: is going to play something for your one opportunity to
Speaker 1: playing instrument? I do not she does not know. All right,
Speaker 1: then the out of luck you could have had something, hottie.
Speaker 1: Thank you for John. What a way to see if
Speaker 1: I can show up next week at the same time. Yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: all right, Patti Riscona to the podcast, Patty. Yeah there
Speaker 1: you go. You heard it here first, right here on
Speaker 1: the off air show. You start du lipa. It's great, dude,
Speaker 1: Uncle Scary's very yank. You know what, very I'm not angry.
Speaker 1: I'm just I just don't like the fact that you
Speaker 1: have a d D in the middle of we're trying
Speaker 1: to do how many you have zero? Zero structure zero?
Speaker 1: Why do you want to have structure on the off air?
Speaker 1: Because the listeners need to follow along with something they're
Speaker 1: listening to this. I don't mind covering everything that we do, right,
Speaker 1: bull freak, you're you're with me on this, right, I'm
Speaker 1: not crazy today. Give me some music, give me some
Speaker 1: scolding music, scolding you. I'm just saying, can you following?
Speaker 1: Follow my lead? We're doing we're doing five Give some
Speaker 1: scolding music. Time five things. But if I'm talking about
Speaker 1: one thing, you can't go into the direction. Yes, dude,
Speaker 1: you're no one's gonna hire you out of here. Give
Speaker 1: me some scolding music, Give me some scolding Give him
Speaker 1: some scolding music, not scolding. This is a tongue lashing
Speaker 1: from Keith Hall to give it to me. My thoughts
Speaker 1: on your entire sponsorship is this, And I'm not the
Speaker 1: only one that thinks this way. We're talking about Mack Weldon. Now,
Speaker 1: now you guys want to do a podcast because your
Speaker 1: sponsorship starts. Yeah, but before there was money involved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you they didn't care about doing a show as promised.
Speaker 1: Yet you guys say you can't do twelve hours a day,
Speaker 1: can't do it? Well, I'm a single dad with three kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I start work at three am every morning and I
Speaker 1: don't leave work till five o'clock at night. I got
Speaker 1: two daughters, and I've been doing this for the past
Speaker 1: twelve years and still fulfill my obligation. I've been here
Speaker 1: for twenty years and I make dinner for my kids
Speaker 1: and do homework. I make dinner to pal. You guys
Speaker 1: gotta stop saying you're gonna do stuff then and justin
Speaker 1: and then just not act on it. I wake up
Speaker 1: at three o'clock in the morning every year. They're gonna
Speaker 1: lose your credibility With a lot more people than just
Speaker 1: me and my friends and co workers. We are as
Speaker 1: real as they come. Best of luck, guys. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: trying to be add right, just giving my thoughts like
Speaker 1: you asked. That is from Keith Hall at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: If you only knew how real we really are and
Speaker 1: how not so real some other people are, he would
Speaker 1: be shocked shocked. So my response to Keith Hall is
Speaker 1: you might have a point, but at the end of
Speaker 1: the day sponsorship or not. We you know, we were
Speaker 1: doing a show and it had nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the sponsorship. Last week got very busy for us. That's right.
Speaker 1: Think Keith is misguided. I think we're still not doing
Speaker 1: a show even though we have a sponsorship because Great
Speaker 1: Tith goes in seven. Because what's what's changed between today
Speaker 1: and thirty episodes ago? What what did you have planned
Speaker 1: for today's off air show? Nothing scared you? Give us
Speaker 1: some music for this police music for nothing? Give us
Speaker 1: some music for nothing, giving music for nothing? Hold on
Speaker 1: a second, Hold on, let's take an old here's the
Speaker 1: music music giving music for nothing. I need nothing music,
Speaker 1: okay nothing, I don't have any piping nothing. No. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. A second. Just when
Speaker 1: he gives me nothing music but nothing on you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: give me that? Give me that has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with this topic. This is he's giving something good. You
Speaker 1: wonder why they like me. He likes to play his
Speaker 1: pop stop let's play pop music. He won't play anything good.
Speaker 1: He's playing all his crap that nobody wants to here
Speaker 1: in the off fair show, do you want to go
Speaker 1: listen to musical list to the acquired taste. No one
Speaker 1: wants to listen to what you want to play. Let's
Speaker 1: be honest. No, I'm not I love the acquired taste.
Speaker 1: I'm not throwing him anybody. And I'm just saying, podcast,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do the All Fair Show to do
Speaker 1: the Affair Show, don't throw your music on with you
Speaker 1: and what you listen doing? You and share nose on
Speaker 1: the Off Fair Show. Nobody wants to hear about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right right, I'm not even get paid, you know, psy
Speaker 1: a therapists get paid, right, Because this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He's either gonna do the off Fair Show or he's
Speaker 1: not gonna do Affair Show. This is scary. You even
Speaker 1: push and he's agenda on the off Show. I never
Speaker 1: want to say this, but I missed Ray Smart. What
Speaker 1: are we play for today's show? This is what I
Speaker 1: planned for every time? Insanity. I just bounced off the insanity.
Speaker 1: You had nothing planned, have anything planned unless you asked
Speaker 1: me to do a song? Okay, scary? What did you
Speaker 1: have planned for today's show? Um? I had planned that
Speaker 1: email email Ray Shremmerd. No you didn't, because I wrote
Speaker 1: Ray Shremmerd. I wrote you don't know who Ray Shremmerd
Speaker 1: was until today. Okay, I wrote Race Shremmerd on here
Speaker 1: to play the damn song because I said I wanted
Speaker 1: to play scary had nothing. You just say it again,
Speaker 1: you had nothing for today's show? What we never had nothing?
Speaker 1: What do you have for today's show? We feed over
Speaker 1: your angst just because we don't have nothing. I tweeted
Speaker 1: to call in. We got callers you put up. You
Speaker 1: put a person calling about a moving company? Because what
Speaker 1: were you? And you prefaced it as the greatest call
Speaker 1: we were ok because insanity, because it's that's what an
Speaker 1: insane man does. Because what were you planning with the
Speaker 1: other callers? The callers you're like I said, don't take
Speaker 1: callers because what is your name? He couldn't even get
Speaker 1: it straight. Scar, You couldn't even ask Trevor, what's your name?
Speaker 1: Were you from? Why are you calling you off air show?
Speaker 1: You couldn't even do that direction? Well, why is that
Speaker 1: an excuse for your insanity? He's about to read the
Speaker 1: text and you invite other people into the room. Get focused,
Speaker 1: because talking to Patty the the the record guru to
Speaker 1: the stars, what's more important than talking about this angry.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should do a podcast with Patty then you
Speaker 1: should agree with you, we should do I think the
Speaker 1: concerns of our listeners should be the biggest thing that
Speaker 1: we talked about, and we hold that and we hold
Speaker 1: that day to reserve on Wednesday, Off Offairheads Advocate Foundation Wednesday. Great,
Speaker 1: you have a question for do youth. Don't you think
Speaker 1: Wednesday social media feedback by the interest of our loyal
Speaker 1: listeners who basically without them, there is no podcast. It's
Speaker 1: just three idiots agreed jacking around in a room. Kind
Speaker 1: of like I kind of feel like that's what we've
Speaker 1: been doing to bring a record label guy in here. Hey,
Speaker 1: you got a fish? Bounce around the Walls. I like
Speaker 1: this song. Bounce around the Walls by Fish is a
Speaker 1: great song. I mean, he said you're two radio talents,
Speaker 1: so he's he's obviously misguided. But listen, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I was actually prepared with a type of a show.
Speaker 1: But then you have to be able to get off
Speaker 1: of this outline and then do whatever comes and comes
Speaker 1: to you. And we have what we could probably done
Speaker 1: that in twenty minutes. Shorter. He wouldn't give me the bond.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't even want to play. He wouldn't give us
Speaker 1: the nothing music. He gave a beautiful girl instead. What
Speaker 1: is that? How do you want to fix this? Let's go,
Speaker 1: let's we gotta go fix it. How do we fix
Speaker 1: I have no idea? The soapbox is yours. I brought
Speaker 1: you a new artist. I brought you a new artist.
Speaker 1: How are we fixing it? Tomorrow? The podcast tomorrow we
Speaker 1: got have to come up with from Mac Weldon coming
Speaker 1: up right, That's one less thing you gotta worry about.
Speaker 1: Got Colin's gonna want to hear a show? So what
Speaker 1: do you guys got playing for tomorrow? I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have some mac Weldon music tomorrow. Okay, Mac welldon music?
Speaker 1: What do you got scared with? My department? A scary
Speaker 1: day department? What do you got you take it into
Speaker 1: the streets? What do you got scary for tomorrow? What
Speaker 1: do you want to do tomorrow? What do you got? Me?
Speaker 1: What I got? I'm hosting the show exactly, not me.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad the off air show. What you just
Speaker 1: heard that? Tell you? What? Why don't tomorrow? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: shoot out tomorrow? Why don't you Scary. You schedule the
Speaker 1: entire show tomorrow, I'm gonna go. I will come in
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna ride the Scary Jones wave on the
Speaker 1: off air show tomorrow, Ladies and gentleman, it will be
Speaker 1: a lot more focused that I'm exactly Scary Jones Show tomorrow.
Speaker 1: That's right, And all we know is that Baltfred has
Speaker 1: a song for Mac Weldon. Other than that, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just come in and just ride the wave. Whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do, Scary Tomorrow, you're gonna behave. I'll be
Speaker 1: on the best behavior Tomorrow. Tomorrow is the Scary Shones
Speaker 1: off air Show. Finally something cohees the Delicious will be
Speaker 1: able to listen, and you pick the music and everything
Speaker 1: you've got it it's all you see by Just watch
Speaker 1: me now. I just watch me now. I got some
Speaker 1: for you now for you won't believe you. Just watch
Speaker 1: me now, Just watch me. I can't sit for you,
Speaker 1: for you you want, just watching now