WEBVTT - The Off Air Show - 'Greg T has ADD' - Ep.80 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:12.959 Elvis Durrand presents off Air Show, Scary Jones and Greg Tew. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:20.279 Hold on a second, where's Greg? Where's Greg t He's 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:24.919 on the phone. What's going on? Guys? It's the off 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:27.720 air Show? When it was the look the lookout? What's 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:30.320 going on? Do it now? Let's start up again. No, no, no, no, 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.320 just do it. We'll patch it in later. We'll paste 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:36.400 it in later. Which would you give us a dry lookout? Dude? 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:37.760 I had to dry, I had to zip up. I 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:39.639 wasn't ready. I was in the bathroom. I haven't I'm 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.280 ready that what you call it? Can you do a 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.160 dry lookout? You know? The doctor told me I can't 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:44.920 lift anything that heavy, you know, so I needed people 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:49.960 to help me. What's up? No, where's the lookout? We 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:52.160 need it? We need right now? Over nothing. We'll paste 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:55.400 it in. We'll paste the magic radio. I refused to 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.760 give you a lookout? Well over nothing. Sometimes sometimes we're 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.240 a little late on it. No, we're not late. I'm 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.240 ready to go. Give it to me now, alright, ready, 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:11.240 say no, come on? Just acapella. It was Durrand brasils 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:32.920 off and Greg just wants me now. Look episode we 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:37.440 got twenty more episodes to gosh to first be off 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.559 fair Show. I'm Scary Jones. That's Greg T over there, 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:44.800 all free gran I'm gonna do another original human beeat box. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:47.640 You know what. I just seriously, can we just tell 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:51.520 tell everybody what Gregg T was doing? He wasn't Okay, 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:55.120 here's what Greg T was doing on the podcast, Greg T, 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:59.720 I didn't touch anymore. Greg T was standing over the 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:03.200 phone own lines, trying to field phone calls for the 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:11.239 off air show. What are you doing ball freak show 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:16.440 around here? Come listen at the end of the day. 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:22.560 They're not calling for us, right, ball freak Yeah, they're 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:25.440 not calling for us. They want the big holiday show tickets. 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.680 That is the priority one here in New York City. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:30.639 Why don't you clarify what we're talking about? Ingle Ball 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.280 the studio tell them all about it. Jingle Ball is 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.760 a nationwide tour of eleven cities where they take this 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.120 concert around the country. Yeah, here in New York where 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.800 jingle Ball originated on Z one, where we are sitting 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:45.040 in this studio. The tickets sold out in like two minutes, 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.360 two minutes, and now they're on eBay for about a 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:51.160 thousand dollars. Each, if not more so now. So now people, 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:55.480 it's getting a little frantic around, it's getting a little frantic. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.600 So this morning Elvis said, hey, when your tickets with 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:00.000 Ryan Seacrest in the eleven o'clock hour. Yeah, look at 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.400 swat we we're taping this podcast in the eleven o'clock hour. 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:04.760 So you know what that means. Every phone line is 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:07.600 calling for jingle ball tickets, which I never already gave 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:10.080 him away. Yeah, that's what I never understood, you know, 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:11.840 you know we had to the phone. They're like, did 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:15.720 I win? No, Trevor just called and just said that 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.680 you hung up on him right now? Yes you did, Trevor. Well, 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:26.200 looks connect is this Trevor? No, this is Michelle Michelle 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:31.000 because I saw your tweets. Yes you did. The system 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:36.160 works fairhead got somebody. We actually got somebody. You stop 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:40.920 talking over some music he's talking over Would you rather 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.040 write sing it? Would rather hear Scary Jones talk? Michelle? 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.560 Don't you want some don't you want some kind of structures? 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.480 We got more calls, Michelle, What do you want? We 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.360 want to hear me sing? You want Scary Jones to talk? Yes? 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:54.720 I want you guys to sing I hear love youve. 0:03:56.160 --> 0:04:00.840 He's singing over Michelle talking about a Beatles song, the Beatles, 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:05.840 My Michelle. It's called My Michelle by the Beatles, My Michelle. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.040 I was just called my Michelle. Now that's Guns and Roses. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:16.320 It's yeah, it's yeah. Play song for there it is 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:19.560 and that's how you play. I will answer the rest 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:21.680 of the song. That's what ball Freak was chining to 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:42.279 you here, my Michelle. Me let me ask you a questions. Michelle, 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:46.560 you listen to the podcast. Yeah, when you hear the podcast, like, 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.880 how loud is the music compared to how we're talking. 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.640 Does it ever get like too loud where like it 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.560 scares you a little bit? She's a little to the podcast. No, 0:04:55.720 --> 0:05:00.280 but it's it would bother me, thank you. Yes, she's 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.760 obviously not qualified to answer this question. Michelle. Here's the 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:04.920 Michelle's song that Gregg t was talking about. It's called 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:09.640 My Michelle by Guns and Roses. Do this one? Do 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:14.320 this one? So, Michelle? How old Michelle? How old are you? Nice? 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.839 And were you calling it from? I'm actually a northern 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:22.760 man on the border of Canada. Nice? Hey, nice? What's 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:27.080 going on here? Hey? That goodness? So and you listen 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:30.039 to the Affair and show every day. She doesn't, No, 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:32.320 not every day. I kind of get it in sometimes 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.560 in the middle of the week. You know. That's fine. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.359 That's fine. So, Michelle, what do you love about the 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.960 off air show? I love listening to you guys like 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.240 I love that. I listen to the acquired podcast. Do 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:44.880 I get my girls in? Okay? And I gotta listen 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:48.840 to offer So get my guys in. Yah. You do 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:55.799 bangor bangor being from half hours north of bangor an 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:59.600 hour after the end? Now you have a boyfriend? Are 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:03.239 you are you? Are? Are you single? I'm engaged getting married? 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:08.440 Next cogulations? That's great. How did he ask you? How 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:10.719 did he ask you? I proposed how he proposed? We 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.559 were actually on He went to New Jersey double game, Yeah, games, 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:18.080 and then um ended up in Times Square after almost 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:21.240 got flattened by a semi Oh my god, getting law 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.200 right before the tunnel. Yeah. Then he asked me in 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.679 Times Square. I had no idea what's going to happen. 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.480 His whole family was there and they knew. That's awesome, 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.440 epicenter of the world. That's awesome. You guys doing a 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.360 honeymoon for yourselves. Where are you guys going, Um, well, 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:40.120 we're gonna get married over in Canada and then uh 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.679 not whereon yet? Now? Is there a benefit to getting 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:47.120 married in cabinet versus the United States? I mean it's keeper, 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:50.320 It is cheaper. Okay, yeah, we seve like thirty cents 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:54.320 on the dollar. You try song off, you're so quick 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:55.880 on the trigger. We've had enough. We've had enough and 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:59.000 there's no such thing. Should hear the Beatles, my Michelle? 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:01.920 Rather than then you'd rather have to be like I'm 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:05.760 listening to a bad first date, no offense, your beautiful. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:07.839 Are you going to play one of these Michelle songs 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:11.160 at your wedding? No? I don't know. No, I think 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:13.520 that would be kind of tacky, unless you guys want 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.880 to come and sing it. But you know, I probably 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.560 we're gonna shot bad freak to sing acapella once you're 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:23.000 what's your fiance's name, Josua, Joshua and Michelle. That makes 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.280 sense to me. That sounds nice, you know, well, Michelle, 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.200 thank you so much for checking on the Michelle. Hold 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:31.520 on a second, I'm gonna say, you know, a fair 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:35.240 show T shirt? Hold okay, yeah, you know what they 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:38.560 say till death do us part? Uh? You guys will 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.280 die before receiving this T shirt. Michelle, do you know 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:43.920 what kind of underwear your fiance should be wearing on 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:48.520 your wedding day? Make him wear mac Weldon underwear? Yeah? Okay, nice, 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:52.040 you will, you will be very happy. Okay, good to know. Nice. 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:54.239 It's like he's not wearing anything at all. Because a wedding, 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.440 a wedding, a married couple that gets married in mac Weldon, 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:02.480 they stay together forever. That's the correlations there is. Alright, 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:08.720 what's my excuse? Then? Line number two? Fair Show. Hi, 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:13.800 we're just taking calls today. What are you doing? Are 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:19.440 you working? What's his name? What's your name? To broadcast? 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:21.640 Why don't you start this whole thing all over again? 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.840 What you say? Hello? Hi? How are you? What's your name? 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:28.760 You're on live on the fair Show. These people they're 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.200 jumping down my neck for no reason. What is your name? Hi? 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.360 How are you? What is your name? Thanks for calling 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:38.000 you a fair show? That's four things, all right. My 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:41.120 name is Trevor and from Austin, Texas. What Trevor? That's Trevor. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:43.439 He just tweeted us that you hung up on I 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.920 didn't hang up on you, Trevor. Uncle Scary got very 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:48.000 angry and he hung up on you when he talked 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.600 to you. You know, Austin is the home of Tito's 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:55.440 handmade vodka, our favorite vodka. Um, do you drink titoes? 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:59.160 Have you ever met Tito himself? I'm drink was at 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:03.040 a strip once we bottle ser nice? Nice? All right, 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.079 So listen, why are you calling you off air show today? 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:07.960 You know? Yeah, I haven't seen you'll tweet out that, 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:10.439 y'all or thinking colors in a long time and I'm 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.360 never even trying to get him before. This would be 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:16.040 a good time. Listen to you, guys. How many episodes? 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.400 How many episodes are you in? All the way? Man? 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:22.400 I started at the beginning. Um, I started late, but 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:23.880 though I had to go back and you know, listen 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:27.679 to the old episodes. But you're already we're making progress 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:32.079 or we're regressing here? Oh yeah, definitely. I mean it's 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:33.840 really hard to get through the first couple episodes. I 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:37.200 had to be honest, but because I wasn't working. Yeah, 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.960 tell the truth, Trevor. Come on, well, I play this 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:44.880 fantastic science. Who's got a question for Trevor who's got 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:47.280 a question. All right again, Uncle scary Gum. Where do 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:51.080 you work? Work at real green lawn Care? All right, 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.480 so are you out mowing the lawns? Like? What do 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:58.040 you do? Yeah, the lawns. I don't do any like 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:01.000 long work like that. I've just spray fertilizer and ship 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.160 like that. No, intend, you're putting chemicals in the air. 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:09.680 How great? All right, my quickness. We call it product. Hey, Trevor, 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:14.679 how old are you? What's the greatest rock concert you 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:18.000 ever been to? I mean, I'll tell you, I haven't 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.760 been to really any rock concerts. I'm I'm young, and 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:22.559 my parents ever let me do anything. But the best 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:24.439 concert I've ever been to it was a Weirdou concert. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:29.320 Weird was my favorite, right you know that that? I 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.920 fanned girl. Every time he's in he's in the Trevor 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:35.120 on man, my heart palpitates for him. I'm gonna play 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:38.080 a weird song. No he's not, Trevor. Look what you did. 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:45.360 I love what you did. Lose the number man? Shut up, dumb, 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:48.400 young I call here and start talking about Weird. My 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:52.400 favorite weird Aw song is Amish Paradise. Sever have you 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:56.360 ever met Weirdow? I didn't get to see him. I 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:59.600 was up on third row though. Its Frett damn close, Trevor, 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:03.040 You're a man after my own heart. Everybody became as 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:05.480 I walked through the patty where I harvest my grain. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:08.000 I take a little at my wife and realize you 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:11.280 very play. That's just perfect for an amish like me. 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:14.679 You know, I shunned and see things like electricity at 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:18.040 for thirty in the morning, I'm milking cows. Cheva Die 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:21.320 feeds the chickens, and Jacob plows. Fool if I've been 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:24.720 milking and plowing so long that even though Zekiel things 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.680 that my mind is gone, I'm a man of the land. 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.719 I'm into discipline, got a bible in my hand and 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.040 a beard on my chance. But if I finish all 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.760 of my chores and you finished time, then tonight we're 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:40.000 gone a party like it, ste We've been beended most 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:49.920 lives in a churn or twice. Thank you so much. 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.880 Thanks for the referencing weird now that you gave me 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.920 an excuse to play it on sever You're you're a 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:59.400 loyalist through this podcast, right, So when you hear the music, 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:04.839 how loud is it copared to the voices. Yeah, when 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:06.120 you listen back, I mean just now, it was a 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:10.040 little bit loud of just now, and you think like 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:12.280 a guy who's heard this from us more than a 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.520 few times and from the listeners would learn his lesson. Well, listen, Tremor, 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.360 we do apologize and thank you for calling. We're gonna 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:19.800 put your hold and we're gonna send you off air 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:26.640 t shirt now pay phone exactly all right, thank you much, 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.200 thank you. All right now, listen, guys, can't teach an 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.120 old scary new tricks. I want you, guys, guys, are 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:34.200 ready for this one? This this could possibly be the 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:37.760 best off air phone call we've ever received. Scared any 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.120 some music. Drum roll, here's some drum pressure. You know 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:43.400 this way too? Here the next one. No, the drum 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.640 roll for this one. Ladies and gentlemen, it is gonna 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:48.600 be You will always remember this this episode eighty that 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:53.280 you heard the best phone call come through scary. Are 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:55.800 you ready? You better go quick before the first hangs 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.360 out on the phone. And trust me on this one. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.840 Trust me on this one. We take a guess, getting ready, 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:06.400 can I guess? Here? We go right here? I guess 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:19.319 all right? Now they hung up, so they hung up? Wow, 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:23.520 an anticlimactic moment. Bald, that's exactly what happens, bald freak, 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:29.839 Say no, we're not editing right now. Look he's tapping 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.040 the phone. This is exactly what happens with Greg t 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:35.640 if you hit the phone every freaking time. Anytime he 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.880 builds something up to this hypie thing, it always falls 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:42.880 flat on its face. Well that's that's it's embodied. It's 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:48.000 Murphy's law. But did he get him back? Listen? This 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:50.760 is like I feel like the world's worst telethon. Now, 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.600 please give to the Off Air Show your donation. Okay, 0:13:55.640 --> 0:14:01.280 we're gonna do ladies and they're gone. They're gone, let's gone. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:05.760 Get Yeah, they hung up? What are you being punked? Ye? 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:09.080 Please give to the off Air Show. Um. Now we'll 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:12.040 return to you to our regular scheduled program, The Magnificent 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:16.000 Seven with You Brenner and Steve McQueen. See what I 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:19.840 mean this is ridiculous. Without your donations, we here at 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.080 the Off Air Show will not be able to show 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:26.920 you the Magnificent Seven. See what I'm saying. Look, yeah, 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:28.880 what was he off his meds today? I think he is? 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:34.040 Did you take your meds today? Can you show us 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.960 your pillcase. You call me Captain wax Power. But this 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:40.440 guy is off the rail. He's done. Here he is, 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:47.200 It's like he's done. This is the call finally go, 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:57.800 It's better be good. It is hello three times a charm. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:00.840 Yes it's a girl. What is your name? My name 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:03.840 is Christina? What do you call it? Are you calling 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.800 all about today? Um? A friend tagged me and one 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:10.440 of your posts yesterday on Facebook regarding a moving company? Yeah, 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.480 how about that? Scary? Wait? Hold on of time? Are 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:17.600 you talking to me scary? Yes? Then I am currently 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:20.800 going through the worst situation possible with a moving company. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.080 Wait a second, what is okay? So who is who 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:26.240 is my friend? And what social media we're talking about? 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:31.280 My friend Carrie tagged me on your Facebook post. Okay, 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:34.720 Scary Jones, Scary Jones Facebook post Jones? That's right, Yes, 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:38.080 you know it was carried mini. Yeah, scary Jones tag 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.960 on a Scary Jones facey Jones moving company. That's correct, 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.160 that's right. What are you talking Scary Jones moving company? 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.880 That's why I have not posted anything about a movie company. 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:48.480 Yes you did, and what happened next? All right? So 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:51.000 what's the moral of your story. The moral of the 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.520 story is the moving company picked up my stuff, quoted 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.640 me one price, and then took my stuff, quoted me 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.680 another price that was close to eight thousand dollars, and 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:02.720 they are currently holding my belonging, said Randsome. And I 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:07.400 haven't had belonging. Why don't you give her stuff back? Scary? 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:11.040 What do you company? Are you talking about? What you've done? 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.120 What have you done? What do you Why are you 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.360 doing that? To be he's messing with you? Why do 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.240 totally screwing when you take their stuff and then look 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:22.680 what happened, which you're thieving people's stuff? She hung up, 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.480 Why do you do that? Scary, great tyre? You messing 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:28.600 with her? Human is out eight thousand dollars worth of 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:32.680 merchandise and you're fucking with her. But if she was calling, 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.840 she wanted to yell at you because she thought that 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:40.360 you were the movie company that took her stuff. But 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:43.120 it wasn't you a wrong number. It was a wrong number. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:47.440 You're definitely off your menstory. Come on, I agree? Was 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:50.040 that that was the big call? That was, well, there's 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:51.560 somebody else on holdout wants to talk to you, though, 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:56.800 somebody from an exterminating companies of fair show high. What's 0:16:56.840 --> 0:17:01.240 your name? Good? What is this? Andrea? I cannot believe 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:02.880 I'm on the phone with you all right now. I 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:05.359 listen to you every single day. I just created a 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.200 Twitter a couple of days ago, just so I could 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.600 know when y'all are going to be on what nic 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:13.280 Andrea nights? Baby, when you come, give me a hug, 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:15.160 give me a kiss. Where are you calling from, Andrea? 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:21.720 I'm calling from Alabama. Touchcat shoals, come on some music 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:29.520 to give some mull. Freaking do Abama the football team. 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:34.360 I'm a Warrigle fan, alright, a war Eagles. Now it's 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.920 Auburn Tigers, and we say War Eagle. I graduated from there. 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:45.160 Roll Tide, Roll Tide? No, she not on that? Could 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:47.960 you not be on Alabama roll Tide? Just because she 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:50.320 lives in the state of Alabama doesn't mean she follows 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:53.520 the crimson teams in Alabama's Alabama or Auburn. And I'm 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:59.960 Alburn Okay, Olberbur Roll Tide, Roll Tie. That's great team 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.960 and your friend, this woman just started a Twitter account 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:06.479 for you, and now you're being controversial and adversarial. If 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:09.080 every day I cannot believe I'm talking to you all 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.919 right now, Like I'm so excited. I'm very excited too. 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:13.920 I can't believe that we're speaking with you. Who are 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:16.320 the most excited to be speaking to out of the three? 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:23.280 Probably Ronnie, probably everybody. If I'm coming, you can make 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:28.000 his blow his head even bigger. Just keep doing that argue. 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.399 But like Ronnie is always like a voice of reason, 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:34.439 And here is the furthest thing from the voice of reason. 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:38.680 Reason is the voice of treason. You two guys, I'm 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:42.600 the same person that's that's the thing. Roll tide, roll tide. Listen. 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.119 So what are you up to today? What does your 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:50.199 day look like? I'm working, Um, I work at for 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:53.560 the farmers and basically it's not far the time of year, 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:56.640 but I do the book keeping and I'm assistant manager here. 0:18:56.760 --> 0:19:00.320 So we're just selling see and fertilizer and to eat 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.920 and first farmers need. Now you know what we uh 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:06.480 we did? You had a lot of fertilizer every podcast. 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:10.160 I just fertilized my own underwear before I was given 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:13.240 talking about fertilizing freak. Give us a fertilizing music freak, Yeah, 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:16.920 go for it. What's your name? Darling, Andrea Andrea Andrew 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:25.760 both freaks, got a little diddy freed from Alabama? And 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:30.720 so about friend from Alabama. What type of fertilizer do 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:32.879 you sell? Is there a specific brand? Like, what's the 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:36.040 best brand fertilife? I want to fertilize my alone. What's 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:38.280 the type of fertilizer? Day were making fun of her act. 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:40.720 I'm trying to like a human being? Is it okay 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:44.440 if I talk like this all the time, you talk 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:47.920 like a drunk biar captain all the time. We so 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:50.640 we all timing for Lazarie. I mean it's an analysis, 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:53.679 you know, like you'r nitrogen, your pot as, your phosphorus, 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:57.440 your sulfur, your medium. Yeah, it's I mean it's triple A, 0:19:57.560 --> 0:20:00.639 triple thirteen. You can get naturgen. You can. Could you 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:02.280 send up a bed that up here so we can 0:20:02.320 --> 0:20:04.920 have Gregg t eat some out of a dog dish. 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:08.520 It's not manure. I mean the manure is fertilizer too, 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:11.560 but no, we want manure. We want the strong stuff. Uh, 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:14.320 you can probably get it at your local farm store. Well, 0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:16.240 we really want to know what the most important on 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:18.479 this podcast is. Is Is there any fertilizer company out there 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:20.240 that will sponsor the off air show, like you know, 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:24.800 ship sponsoring ship. Yeah, see seems aproposed, don't you think, Greg? 0:20:25.080 --> 0:20:27.720 What makes the best fertilizer? If if I have to 0:20:27.760 --> 0:20:29.760 go out and buy a chemical or if I spread 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:32.680 horse manure on my lawn, which is a better chemical 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:36.480 a manmade chemical or horse manure? Well, I mean horse 0:20:36.520 --> 0:20:40.040 manure is good, you know, because especially especially like cow 0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:42.959 manure because you know there's screenes and you're just putting 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:46.360 nutrients back into the earth. But manmade furtilizers are good too, 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:49.040 because you know you need nitrogen and phosphorus and potash 0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:51.720 and all that. Okay, So you so if I had 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:53.960 if I had a brand new my brand new property 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:56.520 and I wanted to make a nice green grass, would 0:20:56.520 --> 0:21:01.000 I would you? Would you spread cowman or would you 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:04.639 go by actual fertilizer? I would go buy fertilizer like 0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:10.800 four would be got? Okay? You really know your ship? Yeah? 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:17.320 How to act? Nice? Roll time? Roll time here exactly. 0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:20.480 Thank you so much for listening, and we'll talk to 0:21:20.480 --> 0:21:23.159 you soon so much. Thank you so much. I love 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:24.840 you all so much. If you stay on hold, we'll 0:21:24.880 --> 0:21:27.280 send you at an offair t shirt. Okay, yeah, I'm 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:32.639 sure one day I'll get it. Thank you, Andrew. This 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:36.240 is Ray Schrummer, Gucci Mane Black Beetles on off air 0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:55.760 show Black Beetles in the city, immediately to confiscate the money. 0:21:56.480 --> 0:22:00.520 That girl there is a real crowd, small a world. 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:04.359 All of friends know of me, Young boy living, like 0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:08.560 you know, get released the cash, watching fall slow lead 0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:13.760 brack cow still trying to getty hate. 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