Speaker 1: Welcoming back to this episode of.
Speaker 2: Amergantine, and all things feel different.
Speaker 1: I feel you because it's like our first time of
Speaker 1: the new year, sitting down in this location and filming.
Speaker 1: A law has changed. I recently changed my voter registration
Speaker 1: to Republican, and I wanted to break the news here first.
Speaker 1: That's well, you said something feels different, and I'm wearing
Speaker 1: my red to celebrate.
Speaker 2: Well, I start, I had my first period.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Drew. Okay, okay, the theme is read.
Speaker 1: The theme is red, red luddy.
Speaker 2: What is it? Bloody Valentine? Bloody Wednesday?
Speaker 1: My bloody Valentine.
Speaker 2: No, there's like a fucking bloody Sunday or something. You're
Speaker 2: just making shit up, you know, like Mary Beth and
Speaker 2: the Bible killed a bunch of people and left Bible paper.
Speaker 1: Well, is Mary Beth?
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: Is Mary Beth the Virgin? Her last name being Beth
Speaker 1: is not cutting it. Mary the Virgin is way better.
Speaker 1: That's why they give me.
Speaker 2: No, her last name is not Beth, Beth Laham, Beth
Speaker 2: Laham me wanting to be called Bartholomew. I think I've
Speaker 2: told that before, but I literally I'm gonna tell it
Speaker 2: again because I just had to reiterate how fucking weird
Speaker 2: I was as a kid. I sat on the bus
Speaker 2: on the drive home from school and breathed on the
Speaker 2: window because it was like a cold day out and
Speaker 2: it was like a cold, rainy day, and I wrote
Speaker 2: Bartholomew incursive and I was like, wow.
Speaker 1: Did you read like the fucking lemony naked?
Speaker 2: No, I just I just thought it was a cool name,
Speaker 2: and I was like, wow, like it literally fits me
Speaker 2: so well.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna make a joke about like I
Speaker 2: can't even say it.
Speaker 1: You know. What's funny is growing up like Agna was
Speaker 1: an odd name, because it's not like it's not like
Speaker 1: an odd name, like that's such a weird name, but
Speaker 1: like I can't go into a fucking souvenir shop and
Speaker 1: find my name on the board, Like that's like praying
Speaker 1: for like I don't even know what. That's just never
Speaker 1: gonna happen. But I just had the thought because I
Speaker 1: was gonna bring that up and be like I used
Speaker 1: to want a really normal name, like fucking Sarah or
Speaker 1: some shit, because I just wanted to be able to
Speaker 1: go into a shop and like find like a custom
Speaker 1: thing that had my name on it. Yeah, how the
Speaker 1: fuck is Stormy? Like y'all are naming these kids Stormy eleven, ocean,
Speaker 1: sea swamp, sea moss. Like these kids are not going
Speaker 1: into the store and finding their names. Granted, I don't
Speaker 1: think like that's like something.
Speaker 2: That they'll get a custom one made and then sell
Speaker 2: fifty thousand for mer.
Speaker 1: I know they'll get a custom nftmate exactly, so they
Speaker 1: don't need to have their name on ship and chops anymore.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be in VR chats, going shops and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be.
Speaker 2: Like, do you remember the fucking rock piles, like the
Speaker 2: the You would get the little velvet bag and you'd
Speaker 2: get to pick five little stones out and you put
Speaker 2: it in the velvet bag. Yeah, souvenir shops at like
Speaker 2: the Zoo or whatever, and it was like it was
Speaker 2: always like crazy stones but none of them were ever real.
Speaker 2: But like I remember like just digging my hands in
Speaker 2: there and the magnet part and it would just make
Speaker 2: such good fucking sounds and ship.
Speaker 1: But yeah, actually I just remembered that in literal fucking
Speaker 1: pre k. I went on a trip to Disney with
Speaker 1: our like daycare, and I sorry, Kay is pissing. He's
Speaker 1: literally pissing the camera right now.
Speaker 2: Keep going, we'll get into the Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I was gonna bring it up in pre K. I
Speaker 1: went on a trip and I I was a fucking kid,
Speaker 1: like I didn't.
Speaker 3: Understand the concept of stealing, Like.
Speaker 1: Everything I saw the world was mine, Like I didn't
Speaker 1: understand property value, Like I didn't know that that was
Speaker 1: like a thing. But I was at Disney and I
Speaker 1: remember there was like, you know, the pins that they
Speaker 1: sell for lanyards. I remember, like, dude, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I think I might have been like four or five
Speaker 1: when this was happening, but I remember looking down into
Speaker 1: the pile of like pins, and I just reached my
Speaker 1: hand in and grabbed one, and I like switched into
Speaker 1: my hand and like I think I had a book
Speaker 1: back or something, and I just put it in and
Speaker 1: walked away. But like part of me definitely knew it
Speaker 1: was wrong, because I remember like looking at it and
Speaker 1: thinking about making the choice, and I just shoved my
Speaker 1: hand and took it. And then like one of the
Speaker 1: women we were with, who was like our chaperones, went
Speaker 1: and grabbed me and she was like, you're gonna go
Speaker 1: to fucking jail. Like she didn't curse at me, but
Speaker 1: she was basically threatening me with Disney jail.
Speaker 3: And I remember, for the first time in my life
Speaker 3: being so.
Speaker 1: Fearful, Oh my, God of the law. And that was
Speaker 1: my introduction to capitalism.
Speaker 2: I stole from the dollar store one time. I think
Speaker 2: I've told this before. I stole from the dollar store
Speaker 2: one time, like one of those like stretchy lizards and
Speaker 2: a bunch of stickers, and like, I knew it was wrong.
Speaker 2: I knew what I was doing. I was like five
Speaker 2: years old, Like I knew I shouldn't have been stealing.
Speaker 2: And me and Mattaline, we're not slick about it. Like
Speaker 2: we were in the back of the car, like playing
Speaker 2: with our new toys that my mom literally didn't fucking
Speaker 2: buy us, and we were like like just going crazy.
Speaker 2: We didn't have our seatbelts on. We were just like
Speaker 2: fucking ban cheese. And my mom looked in the rear
Speaker 2: view mirror and I was like, where the fuck did
Speaker 2: y'all get that? Because I didn't buy that, And we
Speaker 2: were like we just got silent, and I'm almost like,
Speaker 2: did y'all take that? And we were like, yes, and
Speaker 2: she was like, she like whipped the car around like
Speaker 2: three sixty like drifting and sped all the way back.
Speaker 2: And she was like, you're gonna go in there and
Speaker 2: apologize and give it back to them, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: please know, and she made us go in alone while
Speaker 2: she sat in the car watching us as five year
Speaker 2: olds and give it to the workers and apologize. I
Speaker 2: learned a lesson and I still steal to this day,
Speaker 2: low key nark behavior.
Speaker 1: I know, because I was going to say my mom
Speaker 1: did the fucking opposite. We would go to like Publis
Speaker 1: or Target, and me and Dante liked the like the
Speaker 1: gaming magazines and like the toy magazines, and we would
Speaker 1: literally she would get a case of water and we
Speaker 1: would put it under there, and my mom would put
Speaker 1: the case of water over it. And it was never
Speaker 1: an exchange that we spoke about. We did it once
Speaker 1: by accident, and then the next time we went, me
Speaker 1: and Daunta were like, we could get a magazine if
Speaker 1: we really wanted, and we would just put it in
Speaker 1: there and she would put the case and when we
Speaker 1: got out, we would.
Speaker 2: Just be like, oh my god, wow.
Speaker 1: And she helped us steal. That's really cute, actually, and
Speaker 1: that's why I don't believe in turning people into the law,
Speaker 1: because you should always lie, yeah, and steal and do
Speaker 1: bad things exactly.
Speaker 2: I actually fully agree. I actually fully agree with that.
Speaker 3: But onto, like, a very important thing that we need
Speaker 3: to we need to.
Speaker 2: Address address is the whole Kai fiasco.
Speaker 3: Y'all will never see that man again.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know what the fuck got into y'all,
Speaker 2: but those comments were disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all, I'm sorry, but have some self respect, Like
Speaker 1: y'all are throwing yourselves at a random man. Have some
Speaker 1: self respect. Oh I was gonna say it, but I'm
Speaker 1: so happy, of course.
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god. I literally it's like.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, the thing is this is the
Speaker 1: Truth podcast. We can't stop the truth from coming.
Speaker 2: Out of it, Yeah, exactly, renaming it the Truth. But no,
Speaker 2: like I'm sorry, y'all took the attention. Kay took the
Speaker 2: attention away from us, and y'all will never see him again.
Speaker 3: All the comments, I bet you bitches couldn't even tell us.
Speaker 2: What we talk I know legitimately. And also I want
Speaker 2: to make it clear, this is not Kay's fault. This
Speaker 2: is a year.
Speaker 1: No, it's fully cause at all, Like, as a man,
Speaker 1: why the fuck are you getting on camera one two
Speaker 1: giggling and kiking and laughing on camera? Like why are
Speaker 1: you doing that? Do you gets the pass is an
Speaker 1: exception than you? But yeah, I just find it very
Speaker 1: odd as a man you decided to one take the forefront,
Speaker 1: which is very like psycho behavior. You're a psychopath and
Speaker 1: you're a sociopath and you're a narcissist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no legitimately until I'm banning the word Kai
Speaker 2: from the commons on the YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: Also, no, you know what, we're gonna ban Kai and
Speaker 1: all these fucking dimwitz spell his name like Ki, I
Speaker 1: haven't said the word dimwits in so long, I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever said it, and it felt so mean,
Speaker 1: like that felt like like dim wit.
Speaker 3: But yeah, y'all can't even spell his name. So how
Speaker 3: do you think you're gonna win him?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Period, And you're not gonna win him because who do
Speaker 2: you think Kai's more in love with me or in
Speaker 2: you believe it? Comment down below?
Speaker 1: I saw a comment and someone was like, no, I
Speaker 1: get wait and he's a little meani like I'd be
Speaker 1: nervous around Kai too, and I was like, do you
Speaker 1: all think we live in elementary? Like I'm like five
Speaker 1: years old. I think you do I live in elementary.
Speaker 1: I'm so stupid. But yeah, I found that funny because
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you can be mean to men.
Speaker 1: You can just be mean to them on some like
Speaker 1: fun shit. It's just fun. And I rest my case
Speaker 1: and he's never gonna be on camera again. I'm actually
Speaker 1: gonna get his ig deleted too.
Speaker 2: We're gonna report it, mass report it.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't do that because if you do that, do
Speaker 1: that on some funny shit and like, it will be
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 2: If that happens, though, we'll just literally shout out his
Speaker 2: new EDGI and he'll gain all the followers because apparently
Speaker 2: Kai is literally the hottest man y'all have ever seen.
Speaker 2: That's another thing. It's offensive to me. It's offensive to me.
Speaker 3: I was like, I get on here every single fucking
Speaker 3: week and.
Speaker 2: I serve and serve cut. Look, I serve.
Speaker 1: Cunt, I serve opinion, I serve bitter. I serve everything
Speaker 1: you fucking bitter girls and boys want and what.
Speaker 2: And Kai gets on there and literally smirks and say ship.
Speaker 1: Literally, I think all you did was talk about crypto
Speaker 1: and like a joke.
Speaker 2: And the funniest thing. The funniest thing is like people
Speaker 2: Kaya said eighteen words total and they were like, Kay's
Speaker 2: literally the funniest person, literally the funniest person I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: So fuck you.
Speaker 5: This.
Speaker 1: I can't think of the lyrics, but you know the one,
Speaker 1: uh when Lanna says in your crypto boyfriend, fuck you, Kevin, Yeah, fuck.
Speaker 2: You dude, Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Your baby ye like Kevin, after you, I fun E
Speaker 1: love it, Crypto forever schemes, your stupid boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Fuck you.
Speaker 1: I love that both of us did the TikTok.
Speaker 2: That was me though.
Speaker 1: I'm literally like nothing will replaced being like having the
Speaker 1: the fucking what is it? The experience the it's like
Speaker 1: when experience is good, Like nothing beats having the there's a.
Speaker 2: Word there, whatever time of your life, a girl, I
Speaker 2: don't know what the fun you mean the word there?
Speaker 2: Someone will know what I'm saying, having the time of
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 3: No, nothing will beat the like the experience. It's like
Speaker 3: there's a word there.
Speaker 2: For that he experience the experience of or what it's like, Oh,
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 3: Like an honor, but there's like a different word.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of it. I can't think of it. Whatever.
Speaker 2: Normally we're in sync, but like this is just so.
Speaker 1: Kai staring us both down, and he's so scary right now. Also,
Speaker 1: to make it clear, we love Kay and like shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah literally like we.
Speaker 1: Love emotionally abusive because the way y'all switched up from
Speaker 1: bullying this man.
Speaker 2: To like literally want me to like breed with him. Breathe, No,
Speaker 2: it is actually scary. It's scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are scary.
Speaker 2: That's that you are dangerous. Turn on us, I know.
Speaker 1: Well, anyways, flood the comments. I looked extra pretty today,
Speaker 1: so y'all could compliment.
Speaker 2: I know that. It was actually so funny. There were
Speaker 2: like three or four comments saying like, oh, Drew looks
Speaker 2: so good in this, or like and you look so
Speaker 2: good in this, Like y'all are pain They had like
Speaker 2: thirty likes tote Yeah.
Speaker 1: They're they're like, now, I'm offended by a compliment because
Speaker 1: you're just saying it because you feel bad for me.
Speaker 2: I know, I know. It's like, don't even say anything
Speaker 2: at all, Like if you're gonna be don't pity me.
Speaker 2: I don't need pity. And then the top fucking comment
Speaker 2: was making fun of me for getting COVID twice. Uh
Speaker 2: fuck you, fuck you.
Speaker 3: Anyways.
Speaker 1: Uh nothing beat being around when Lana released Ultra Violence
Speaker 1: and had the song Florida Kilo's in there, and I
Speaker 1: got to be a Miami.
Speaker 2: Girl and I was like, you rapping about cocaine as
Speaker 2: like an eleven year old.
Speaker 1: My user name used to be an Yayo because of
Speaker 1: Lana ya Yo yao.
Speaker 2: But yeah, just.
Speaker 1: Stop talking about kay.
Speaker 2: This is disgusting. Can you try it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I decided to brew my own yurbamante this morning, and
Speaker 2: actually now I realized why you fucking pointed it out,
Speaker 2: because you it looks like I just it's missing something.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck's missing. I think it's
Speaker 2: missing like blueberry flavor.
Speaker 1: I don't like because you're thinking about carbonated soda, your mamater,
Speaker 1: I need co two. Also, it just tastes like like
Speaker 1: you put a lot of honey that was not a lot, though,
Speaker 1: it tastes like honeywater.
Speaker 2: And I realized I'm was just a person that can't
Speaker 2: do caffeine. But maybe maybe I'm just not reaching that threshold,
Speaker 2: like maybe I'm taking Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you should do a lot more like that's
Speaker 1: like everybody's ever done a drug in their life.
Speaker 2: Like, I just am not making it past like that
Speaker 2: you're seeing ghosts. Sorry, my a, have you seen this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But no, literally, I just don't think my body's cut
Speaker 2: out for caffeine anymore. I haven't even told them that
Speaker 2: I had a heart monitor installed for a fucking week
Speaker 2: of my life.
Speaker 1: You had a heart monitor installed, and then you got COVID.
Speaker 2: I had a heart monitor installed. I had to do
Speaker 2: the most insane like tests ever. So I was in
Speaker 2: the wait, okay, let me just prep like, let me
Speaker 2: just rewind for a second. See, this is what caffeine
Speaker 2: does mean. I just I cannot complete a fucking thought.
Speaker 3: You like didn't even give yourself a sentence to start
Speaker 3: the ball.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Okay, so it's no secret I've
Speaker 2: been having heart issues, but I genuinely think I'm actually fine,
Speaker 2: Like for once in my life, I'm not like hypochondriac
Speaker 2: about it. I think it's literally just whatever. It's just
Speaker 2: like natural things everybody experiences. But I just wanted to
Speaker 2: get it looked at because I don't want to play
Speaker 2: with that. I don't want to play with my heart,
Speaker 2: like you don't want to play with my heart? Came
Speaker 2: you know what it is. I just had my heart broken.
Speaker 2: My heart's been broken.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kinds.
Speaker 1: About what happened in Miami. This you better be careful
Speaker 1: because people always talk about when I said my credit.
Speaker 2: Score, and they guessed it completely right.
Speaker 1: So I watched the clip. My ass literally went like
Speaker 1: with my hands, I like did numbers with my hands
Speaker 1: back here as if.
Speaker 3: This is it fully see through. But my credit score
Speaker 3: is fixed now.
Speaker 2: Also, it's back to normal. The government found me. I
Speaker 2: was evading my taxes, and they fucking found me, and
Speaker 2: they like hit me with so many fucking bills, but
Speaker 2: I paid them all, so I don't even try to
Speaker 2: get me bitch. But I've paid all my fucking, stupid
Speaker 2: little taxes. I gave my stupid little fucking money to
Speaker 2: the government. I've been having heart issues, so I've been
Speaker 2: going to the doctor. This started at the beginning of
Speaker 2: the pandemic, very beginning twenty twenty. But I wasn't able
Speaker 2: to get into my appointments because it was like two
Speaker 2: weeks after the pandemic started and we were like supposed
Speaker 2: to be on quarantine for two weeks and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're not taking fucking patients. So it just got extended, extended,
Speaker 2: extended until November of this year, and I went to
Speaker 2: the appointment and they were like, yeah, something isn't right,
Speaker 2: something is we is going on, it's being something's weird.
Speaker 2: They scheduled a bunch of testing, and the testing they
Speaker 2: had me do was the most insane shit I've ever
Speaker 2: experienced in my life. I like got in there and
Speaker 2: they hooked me up to all these monitors. It's called
Speaker 2: the stress echo tests if you want to know what
Speaker 2: it is, the name of it. And I basically had
Speaker 2: to run like a mile like it was. It was insane,
Speaker 2: Like I started on this treadmill. Actually, they fucked up
Speaker 2: my testing, so I started on this treadmill and I
Speaker 2: had been walking for like two minutes, which also is
Speaker 2: so embarrassing because they were like, do you ever like
Speaker 2: work out, Like why is your heart rate so high
Speaker 2: right now? You've literally only been fucking walking. Embarrassing, And
Speaker 2: then they realized one of the connections of the EKG
Speaker 2: thing was fucking bunked, so they had me lay that down,
Speaker 2: get my heart rate back down, and then get back
Speaker 2: on the treadmill and I like literally was like sprinting
Speaker 2: for like thirty minutes, and then they installed the chest monitor.
Speaker 2: I don't even know where the fuck I'm going with this,
Speaker 2: like anymore. See I cannot drink caffeine because I literally
Speaker 2: am insane. Like where about You're.
Speaker 1: Just saying the fucking testing they had you do was
Speaker 1: like insane? Yeah whatever, but it sounds like they just
Speaker 1: made you do like human activities, and you're someone who
Speaker 1: doesn't do human activities, so you're like literally baffled. You're like,
Speaker 1: I cannot believe they made me fucking run. They were
Speaker 1: trying to make me walk, they were trying to make
Speaker 1: me run. I thought you were gonna say they made
Speaker 1: you fucking do suicide like laps or something.
Speaker 2: They took my heart rate or they took my blood,
Speaker 2: they took your heart. Yeah, okay, I'm over this. I'm fine.
Speaker 2: I have my appointment on the twenty second, Like can
Speaker 2: we move on like that on my birthday? Maybe it's
Speaker 2: on the twenty first. Oh me, as if I do that, girl,
Speaker 2: are you gonna be here on your birthday?
Speaker 1: Literally?
Speaker 2: Probably won't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wow, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: The bad guy, the bad bruh.
Speaker 2: Right, bro bah bah blah blah blah bruh, b b bruh.
Speaker 2: I'm the bad Bruh.
Speaker 3: I heard you when you did it.
Speaker 2: Bruh, bruh, I'm the bad fly.
Speaker 1: Did you make that up? Did you make that up? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm good. I was just taking it.
Speaker 1: Are you throw up?
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyways, speaking of doctors, I need to see a
Speaker 1: guy to college is so fucking bad. Like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I like keep thinking about it in every single year
Speaker 1: of my life.
Speaker 2: You maybe this is like eighty HD medicine. Like maybe
Speaker 2: that's what this is doing to me. It's making me normal.
Speaker 2: I took my YaST pills and my normal pill. You
Speaker 2: cannot force me to take normal pills. Is that where
Speaker 2: I'm literally oding right now and like actually tweaking.
Speaker 1: That's actually really bad for you?
Speaker 2: Wait? Is it really? It's?
Speaker 1: Like, yes, you have to pick one. You have this
Speaker 1: if you want a yoas you can't be normal?
Speaker 2: Fuck? Wait, what do I do you.
Speaker 1: Have to you have to throw it up your stomach
Speaker 1: acid probably already like dissolved it, so now you're about to.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm gonna die. I'm ready to die.
Speaker 2: We should act out a scene where like it's like me,
Speaker 2: where I actually am, like I have like a bullet
Speaker 2: in my stuff and it's like me like actually like
Speaker 2: thinking I'm gonna die and see how good I do.
Speaker 1: But not now, okay, like where are we doing this scene?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying like at a later day, we can
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I'll put that on my calendar.
Speaker 2: Imagine just like a regular person who hasn't watched twenty
Speaker 2: seven episodes of this like rotting their fucking brain, and
Speaker 2: they watched this one for the first fucking time.
Speaker 1: I think we're very normal. I do need to go
Speaker 1: to a guy in collegist so that's very normal.
Speaker 2: That is normal pilled.
Speaker 3: I like literally every single like week, like.
Speaker 1: We're normy pilled. But every single year I have the
Speaker 1: thought about how people are gonna get so mad at me.
Speaker 1: But I haven't had a what's it called a pap
Speaker 1: sumear yet and that is so fucking bad and not okay?
Speaker 2: Is that when they squish your boob? No, that's mammogram.
Speaker 1: I didn't know the words, and I was trying to
Speaker 1: think of something funny so bad, and then when I
Speaker 1: thought it was not funny and I can't say that,
Speaker 1: but no, that's when they fucking split the fucking season.
Speaker 1: They go in and swap the sides and take a
Speaker 1: taste and see if you got the wrong with you.
Speaker 1: They put a metal clamp in your fucking hole and
Speaker 1: they literally spread it, and they take a cotton swap
Speaker 1: and they do a COVID test in your.
Speaker 2: Koochie that literally has to hurt, right.
Speaker 1: I don't think it feels good.
Speaker 2: Well, vagina a pleasure like that.
Speaker 1: The one time in my life, I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: going in to get a pap smear and they fucking
Speaker 1: I went in when I thought I had a yeast
Speaker 1: infection because I was like, my shit is like not
Speaker 1: feeling awesome. And that's when I found out I had
Speaker 1: bacterial vaginosis and a yeast infection. So they were like,
Speaker 1: we can't do a passmere because you're literally infected, Like.
Speaker 2: You're gonna infect everybody in this building.
Speaker 1: Me do so.
Speaker 3: But then they sent me that fucking crazy bill, and
Speaker 3: so I guess.
Speaker 1: My pussy's just gonna rot and fall off, gonna crumple
Speaker 1: up like a little raisin and fall off like you know,
Speaker 1: you know when you go and get a skin tag
Speaker 1: removed and they freeze it and falls off. That's literally
Speaker 1: what's gonna.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was just around you guys. I'm just gonna be.
Speaker 2: Look her pussy fell out.
Speaker 1: She's just gonna plain at the floor. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: loud because I have a fat pussy, So she's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Like her vagina fell out. So yeah, hold on, I
Speaker 2: have to look that up. Do you know what I'm referencing?
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 2: Her pussy fell out? No, that word is so naughty.
Speaker 3: Pussy Yeah, pussy power.
Speaker 2: Stop. Okay, I literally need.
Speaker 3: Pussy power sticker on my hydro flash stop.
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god. I looked up her pussy fell
Speaker 2: out and literally all I came up with vagina's on Google.
Speaker 2: Like I thought I was gonna find the obscure assd
Speaker 2: meme from twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what that is. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put a pussy power a feminist.
Speaker 2: Vote Hillary Hillary twenty twenty four, Hillary twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: All those stickers on my highjro.
Speaker 2: Flo, I'm with Hilary.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put a lot of ice on it so
Speaker 1: it shakes and people have to look over and see
Speaker 1: what's happening.
Speaker 2: Joe Biden will die.
Speaker 1: We really said that. The other day. I was like,
Speaker 1: he's dying this year, Like I'm calling it. We're gonna
Speaker 1: are we gonna get in trouble? No, everyone thinks he's
Speaker 1: gonna die.
Speaker 2: Something big is happening.
Speaker 1: No, the something big that was gonna happen was us
Speaker 1: getting COVID and we already got it.
Speaker 2: No, it's giving her no vid lighting. Should we talk
Speaker 2: about the Patreon?
Speaker 1: What about the Patreon? Oh? One of the things I
Speaker 1: wrote in my note because I was I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about my kuchie a lot is vaginal infections are normal
Speaker 1: and it's okay because it's like you're pussy getting a
Speaker 1: light cold, Like it's not like a disease that's like
Speaker 1: really gonna kill it.
Speaker 3: But like if I have a yeast infection, it's like
Speaker 3: if I had a.
Speaker 2: Sore throat, Like it's just building up immunity.
Speaker 3: Medicine in that hole and it's good.
Speaker 2: Wait, do you have to put medicine up there? There
Speaker 2: is medicine suppository and there, Yeah, there.
Speaker 1: Are suppositories or you're koochie, but I've never done that.
Speaker 1: I've only taken a pill for it. But who knows
Speaker 1: if I have. Guys, let's hope I have a yeast
Speaker 1: infection again, and if I do.
Speaker 2: You're gonna try out to depositories and.
Speaker 3: Pop a pill in there. I'll before I.
Speaker 2: Get on the Yeah, Papa, perky, Okay. So in the
Speaker 2: Patreon discord, there is a person who goes by the
Speaker 2: at rat Germ, and rat Germ for the last like month,
Speaker 2: has literally been giving away thousands and thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh guys, you guys should definitely sign up for the page.
Speaker 1: You win a lot of money. It is an investment.
Speaker 1: You will get your money back.
Speaker 2: I legitimately, like I was. I felt bad because I
Speaker 2: was like, no, like I should probably put an end
Speaker 2: to this, like this is too much money because literally
Speaker 2: rat Germ started at one hundred thousand dollars and is
Speaker 2: now at twenty two grand. So he's given away or
Speaker 2: they've given away what is that is that seventy eight
Speaker 2: thousand or twenty two thousand? They started with one hundred, yes,
Speaker 2: and they've given away seventy eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh, like they only have like twelve k left?
Speaker 2: No, twenty two k? Yeah, wait, what's the math? Is
Speaker 2: it eighty eight or seventy eight?
Speaker 1: Seventy's twenty two?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, given away apparently rumored in the discord seventy
Speaker 2: eight thousand dollars to discord Patreon members, which is belligerent,
Speaker 2: fucking insane. So I messaged that German. I was like, hey, like,
Speaker 2: don't do that, Like you should keep some of the
Speaker 2: money for yourself. And they were like, hmm, yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: you're right, I probably should do that. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: do that, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, what it sounds like when you try to
Speaker 1: give me financial advice and I just don't. Like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I should do that, and I turn around and get
Speaker 1: open depop right away.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I asked rat Jermy if I could talk
Speaker 2: about this, and they were chill with this. So here
Speaker 2: we are. So go subscribe to the discord, Patreon goes
Speaker 2: subscribe to the Patreon and maybe rat journal will give
Speaker 2: you a thousand dollars And there's screenshots of like people
Speaker 2: literally receiving thousands dollars.
Speaker 1: I didn't get any of the money. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, don't be fucking stingchy. You have twenty
Speaker 1: two left.
Speaker 2: Give me twelve, give me twelve. No, but I just
Speaker 2: had to talk about that because that is fucking insane.
Speaker 2: People are actually making money off of the Patreon I
Speaker 2: knocked out my tooth.
Speaker 3: Also, I this is like, this note means nothing.
Speaker 1: I want to relate to people, but I hate people
Speaker 1: I don't know trying to relate to me, even though
Speaker 1: it's my job. And I only say that because of
Speaker 1: yesterday when I posted that TikTok that I deleted. Oh yeah, Also, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing this sweater for like the thirty in a
Speaker 1: row who cares No, but like this exact shirt and sweater,
Speaker 1: like this shirt has like layers of deodor on it,
Speaker 1: Like I'm pulling a kai right now, Like I'm just
Speaker 1: like really stacking the ship out. You laugh like a
Speaker 1: little too hard at like my expense, So I had
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: I love those tiktoks that are like when the friend
Speaker 2: who has a dead mom starts laughing a little too
Speaker 2: hard in the rows section.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm playing five Nights at Friday. Tonight we are playing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should stream it. We should look you stream
Speaker 2: five nights at Freddy.
Speaker 1: That would be fucking fun, though, I.
Speaker 2: We should hit up Western and Kaylin and just have
Speaker 2: them give us like a huge tutorial on how to stream.
Speaker 1: Or we could figure it out ourselves, because it's not
Speaker 1: their job to do.
Speaker 2: Just why have people around you if you can't use them?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: I do agree, I do agree, Like what's the point.
Speaker 1: Oh, But yesterday I posted a sop stok where I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, entering the part of my adulthood where
Speaker 1: life I all I care about is like furniture, having
Speaker 1: a home, building a home, and like thinking about my
Speaker 1: parents a lot. And there were kids, kids, kids who
Speaker 1: were fifteen saying there weren't even fourteen year olds saying
Speaker 1: I'm only fourteen and this is already me. And I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck are you talking about? You're
Speaker 1: almost a decade younger than me, trying to relate to
Speaker 1: my brain right now, Like can you shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1: And for some reason, that like pissed me off so
Speaker 1: bad because I just fucking hate kids. There I said it.
Speaker 1: I fucking said it. I don't like kids. A fourteen
Speaker 1: year old is literally a kid. I could squish you
Speaker 1: up on a little ball and throw you up and
Speaker 1: fucking punch you across a yard. You want to be
Speaker 1: seen so bad, like you were so threatened by a
Speaker 1: woman who is speaking that you need to be seen exactly.
Speaker 1: You're just like high.
Speaker 2: Exactly, just like hi, exactly, and like what's your point?
Speaker 3: You're being and you're being a whore right now?
Speaker 2: Crazy, thank you? And and is jealous. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: This bitch is jealous. No, actually, it's because I have
Speaker 1: self respect and I sit here in my fucking sweater
Speaker 1: all covered up, and you're being a fucking slut. It's wintertime.
Speaker 1: This man has shorts on.
Speaker 2: I just don't get cold, like I don't get cold, yeah,
Speaker 2: because you're a hoe and a hoe never gets cold. No,
Speaker 2: And he is jealous because my ass is fucking stinky
Speaker 2: and fat, like and like it fucking shoots big fucking
Speaker 2: turns out of the colon.
Speaker 3: You wish you fucking shopping turns out.
Speaker 2: Bit, I'm so constipated right.
Speaker 1: Now, Oh my god, Oh I already said, like wait,
Speaker 1: I think I said that laxatives started my symptoms in
Speaker 1: the last episode. I still can't believe that I'm never.
Speaker 2: We have a bottle up there and I'm gonna chug it.
Speaker 2: I'm addicted to it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this man can't believe that.
Speaker 2: Like, y'all are gonna get kai fired.
Speaker 1: And you have to feel it all the way up.
Speaker 1: I'm not in my life. It's so bad.
Speaker 2: You never drank water once while recording the outside, and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden that you're not on camera, he
Speaker 2: got a taste of the limelight. I know this is
Speaker 2: our fault.
Speaker 1: I know it is. It's you. You. You try to
Speaker 1: be a good friend and you put a friend on
Speaker 1: and just like that, they show that they don't deserve
Speaker 1: that fucking chance. I'm just water.
Speaker 2: So now water is a necessity.
Speaker 1: No literally what I'm saying now.
Speaker 2: You need water to survive, Okay, okay, And yeah.
Speaker 3: That's it, dude.
Speaker 1: Also, fucking the other thing that a kid said, like
Speaker 1: a kid has said to us in the past twenty
Speaker 1: four hours, and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, can you shut up?
Speaker 1: Because you think you sound smart right now, but you're
Speaker 1: showing that you're a child. Is people yesterday were asking
Speaker 1: me in drink yesterday where.
Speaker 3: I meaning like, oh my god, you're just now seeing Coco.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, bitch, I'm a fucking adult that wasn't on
Speaker 1: my top jetta, Like, oh my god, you're just now
Speaker 1: seeing this as if you were talking about a Wes
Speaker 1: Anderson movie, Like what the fuck? Like, you're just what
Speaker 1: the like? Literally, you're fifteen and you're asking a twenty
Speaker 1: three and twenty four year old if we're just now fifteen,
Speaker 1: bitch and we're just now seeing a Disney movie that
Speaker 1: came out in twenty seventeen, which means you were like
Speaker 1: eleven or twelve when it came out. No, actually they
Speaker 1: were younger. They were literally ten. They were ten when
Speaker 1: that movie came out. Like when did it come out
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen?
Speaker 2: I saw it in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: You're a fucking child.
Speaker 1: It's a lame, bitch.
Speaker 3: But no, what I'm saying is like, why is a
Speaker 3: kid literally being like you're just.
Speaker 1: Now seeing this girl you saw in theaters because you
Speaker 1: were ten and your parents took you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even remember the fucking movie. Maybe you
Speaker 2: need to rewatch it for the first fucking time, And like,
Speaker 2: could you're sentient now that movie is actually what were
Speaker 2: you gonna say?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 1: Just being mean as fuck to like a huge demographic
Speaker 1: of our like podcast, but obviously I like fuck with y'all,
Speaker 1: but like, don't talk to me like you're not a kid.
Speaker 2: Let me hear, but I'm sorry you're fifteen. Wait, what
Speaker 2: is the Winnie Williams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to people with anxiety.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to the fifteen year olds, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel bad for you. I feel bad for you.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Literally, I think what also annoys me is like, can
Speaker 3: you enjoy your youth?
Speaker 1: Because every other day all I can think about now
Speaker 1: is that's actually at a point where being like a
Speaker 1: freshman in high school was a fucking decade ago.
Speaker 2: Damn. There's a word for it, but literally.
Speaker 1: And I'm jealous. I want to be fifteen, am.
Speaker 2: There's a word that I think. It's like getting older
Speaker 2: younger is like what it is, And it's literally just
Speaker 2: like brands, uh pushing products that like I don't know
Speaker 2: how to really explain it, so I'm not gonna try,
Speaker 2: but it's literally just boiled down to.
Speaker 1: Capitalism have infected like a younger generation, like way quicker
Speaker 1: because of like how accessible buying shit has become. So
Speaker 1: when we were fifteen, we wanted things, but we didn't
Speaker 1: have the access to them, So we didn't like feel
Speaker 1: like these adults making these adult decisions because we were
Speaker 1: still at a point where if we wanted something, our
Speaker 1: parents really had to go out and get it for us,
Speaker 1: and the likelihood of them getting the things we wanted
Speaker 1: was very low. But now fifteen year olds can do
Speaker 1: a fucking Chian hole from their iPhone for twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also it's just like they're being influenced by
Speaker 2: older people like ourselves, so like they're consuming things that
Speaker 2: we consume. And yeah, it's just like trickle down. It's
Speaker 2: just like kids. That's why, Like when you look at
Speaker 2: a thirteen year old now, they don't look like what
Speaker 2: we look like when we were thirteen. They're like like
Speaker 2: like grown people.
Speaker 1: And with that being said, shut the fuck up. I
Speaker 1: never said anything to me aam lilid. Actually I need attention,
Speaker 1: so like if you did, like shut up, I would
Speaker 1: actually disappear and die.
Speaker 2: Oh but coke maybe, Yeah, Coco the most fucked up
Speaker 2: movie ever made. I mean it is so good, Like,
Speaker 2: don't get me wrong, Like I think that's one of
Speaker 2: Disney's best movies They've ever know easily, but they did
Speaker 2: things in that movie that they did not have to do,
Speaker 2: and they just wanted to make you fucking cry and like,
Speaker 2: sob your fucking eyes out, like that was their goal.
Speaker 2: At the end. They were like, I want people to
Speaker 2: cry harder at this movie than anything they've ever seen
Speaker 2: in their entire life. And that's literally what happened Coco.
Speaker 2: Every single time I've watched it, I have cried my
Speaker 2: eyes out. It's like not okay, no.
Speaker 1: Literally, because also it was my first time watching it,
Speaker 1: and I literally Coco spoiler alert, but apparently everyone in
Speaker 1: the world has seen like whatever, when fucking they found
Speaker 1: out whatever? De la Cruz wasn't his grandpa and Hector
Speaker 1: Hector was his dad, and like they had their like
Speaker 1: song and they talked about singing to Coco.
Speaker 3: I thought that was the peak of sadness and I
Speaker 3: cried at that.
Speaker 2: So I was like, and I was sitting over there like, oh,
Speaker 2: I know it's coming, like you're dying.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the movie, y'all, Like boohoo, cry over
Speaker 1: like okay, bitch. When they put up that fuck they
Speaker 1: did not need to put up this. Literally, it's like
Speaker 1: it's comedic them doing that because you're just like, ah,
Speaker 1: like a year has passed. What what could have changed?
Speaker 2: She conked, she fucking died, she keeled over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she fucking she had her last dance.
Speaker 2: It's done, and that member me.
Speaker 1: Also, wait, fuck the licensing on that The licensing on
Speaker 1: that movie is so fucking insane.
Speaker 2: Like I'm if you didn't watch my story, you don't
Speaker 2: understand what happened. But like, literally, if you go to
Speaker 2: my story, it's just ad doesn't.
Speaker 1: I said to a guy because I screened recording.
Speaker 2: But basically it's completely banned. Like that version of the
Speaker 2: song of the Little Boys singing it is.
Speaker 1: Coco singing it together. You cannot post it on social media.
Speaker 1: Band you can't even send that song like a snippet
Speaker 1: of it via Dia. Like Drew took a picture of
Speaker 1: me like crying and wanted to post it, and that
Speaker 1: song wasn't on the ig like music roster. So I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I have a hack to do it,
Speaker 1: So like I added the song to the photo for
Speaker 1: him and sent it to him and he posted it.
Speaker 2: It was a literal millisecond, and all other respons was like,
Speaker 2: how the fuck did you do this? How did you
Speaker 2: make it so fast? And I'm not telling you actually
Speaker 2: y'all just got the sauce.
Speaker 1: I know, we just said it, but yeah, that was
Speaker 1: so fucking funny, and Drew was literally freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 2: It like actually was stressing you. I was so mad.
Speaker 2: I was so mad.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was a good movie. And then we
Speaker 1: literally watched that thing about we're kind of talking about
Speaker 1: our media like or in depth for the first time.
Speaker 1: But then we watched that thing about the cave.
Speaker 2: It's not funny, like the the soccer kids in Thailand
Speaker 2: that got stuck in the cave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm laughing because I said this to Drew,
Speaker 1: but they kept talking about like, oh, like it's so inspiring,
Speaker 1: like their morale and like how much like positivity they
Speaker 1: had in their hearts and how like positive they were
Speaker 1: that they would make it. And they just like had
Speaker 1: this like really sweet and almost like naive belief and
Speaker 1: trust in other people that like they would make sure
Speaker 1: they were gonna stay alive. Bitch. I would kill the fucking.
Speaker 2: Vibe after eight hours, and it would be like we're dead.
Speaker 2: We're done. We're done, bitch.
Speaker 1: After the first hour, I would touch that water and
Speaker 1: see how col it was, and I'm like, no, we're done.
Speaker 2: They're not coming coming.
Speaker 3: They don't even know we're fucking here, Like I don't
Speaker 3: have to find my iPhone on I don't have my
Speaker 3: iPhone on me.
Speaker 2: They died in the water, I would be I.
Speaker 1: Would die of boredom, was literally dieing.
Speaker 2: For I would oh, yeah, dude, so scary. Seventeen fucking
Speaker 2: days stuck in there.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to be anywhere for seventeen days,
Speaker 1: like I don't want.
Speaker 2: I like, no, imagine literally being alone without iPhone for
Speaker 2: seventeen days.
Speaker 1: Bitch, y'all would drown me.
Speaker 3: Y'all would fucking have to kill my ass, begain.
Speaker 2: And I would eat you. I'm sorry. You would be
Speaker 2: the one that we ate.
Speaker 1: If you think I complain a lot right now, bitch,
Speaker 1: chart me in a cave.
Speaker 2: I feel like another side of you would shine. I
Speaker 2: feel like you would be the positive one and I
Speaker 2: would be like, because I'm normally blindly optimistic, but like,
Speaker 2: I feel like the roles would reverse, Like I feel
Speaker 2: like my facade would crumble and I'd be like, we
Speaker 2: we're dead, We're I'd be like, yeah, we're done. No,
Speaker 2: I feel like you would be like, I think we're
Speaker 2: gonna be fine because because we pick each other slack
Speaker 2: up because.
Speaker 3: You know what it is too.
Speaker 1: I just have the intuition and the gut feeling of
Speaker 1: like like literally I think I might be psychic and
Speaker 1: psycho and a narcissist.
Speaker 2: Bitch your delusion.
Speaker 3: This is thing you're self diagnosing.
Speaker 2: Yes, everybody, lets self diagnose in the comments. Let's self
Speaker 2: diagnose in the comments.
Speaker 1: I'm literally living in Wazerland right.
Speaker 2: Now, the Wonderland system.
Speaker 1: But the fucking yeah if like because technically if we
Speaker 1: were there, like and we were gonna be saved, I
Speaker 1: would just know so like I'd be like, Okay, we're chilling,
Speaker 1: Like I feel that little annoyed.
Speaker 2: But like this isn't minor inconvenience, but like its character growth,
Speaker 2: we'll get out.
Speaker 1: Actually no, like I literally can't. Oh if I couldn't
Speaker 1: wash my face before I went to sleep.
Speaker 2: I wait that one or that one question where it's
Speaker 2: like you just your wife's been missing for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: You just were searching for her for fourteen hours all
Speaker 2: day long. Do you come home and wash your face
Speaker 2: before you go to bed?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, because when I need to make my my
Speaker 1: like when they find her dead body and I have
Speaker 1: to like go on the news and like make my
Speaker 1: really sad, like I gotta look good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1: Can't be like breaking out and like really nasty looking,
Speaker 1: like I have to look good, you know. I'll come
Speaker 1: in home, wash my face, and I'm putting on ASoP.
Speaker 2: Damn. Okay, I'm expoliating.
Speaker 1: I'm doing the face mask. I'm taking a bath.
Speaker 2: Okay, my feet hurt, my legs hurt.
Speaker 1: Like I've been like trotting around looking for her, picking
Speaker 1: off the cut because I don't know why she was
Speaker 1: like an air tag on her.
Speaker 2: Actually okay, now I would literally like why, yeah, like
Speaker 2: why are people still disappearing? We have air tags.
Speaker 1: These like warn't y'all say war people disappearance and people
Speaker 1: are getting like murdered, Like that's why they're disappearing is
Speaker 1: because some fucking psychopath is being a psychopath.
Speaker 2: But like, no one, and you got me new shorts
Speaker 2: for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're being a slut because those are summer
Speaker 1: shorts in its winter and you should be covering your body.
Speaker 2: Well, you're being a prude.
Speaker 1: I literally used to always call myself a prude in
Speaker 1: high school because I like was and I was so
Speaker 1: embarrassed by it. But I was like one of those
Speaker 1: really annoying girls who was like, yeah, I haven't done anything.
Speaker 2: Is the is this the l Does it look right
Speaker 2: for you? Or it's this though, that's a that's interesting
Speaker 2: that it's on the right hand.
Speaker 1: Not really, Oh no, it makes it makes sense because
Speaker 1: I've always used my right hand because I'm already it's
Speaker 1: weird if you're a fucking lefty freak of nature, and
Speaker 1: you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Be eradicate the left hand like why.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, like yeah, because this is because I can
Speaker 3: read this bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why would I use my left hand? I'm
Speaker 1: calling myself.
Speaker 2: I eradicate the left handies.
Speaker 3: Like you're weird, You're scary. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Derogatory left handies? You know they are ruining society? You know, mom,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: See I literally told y'all. I told y'all, I'm not
Speaker 3: using this year to prove I'm a good person.
Speaker 1: You just have to know I'm a good person. And
Speaker 1: then I'm joking. There was a comment that said that,
Speaker 1: and that was very relieving because on the podcast, I
Speaker 1: do say shit that like I know it's a joke
Speaker 1: and we all know it's a joke, but there are
Speaker 1: moments where I'm like, if someone fucking takes us out
Speaker 1: of context and decides to be a fucking cunt, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll have to shoot them.
Speaker 2: We just kill everybody who's done something wrong.
Speaker 1: We literally disappear on camera.
Speaker 2: We get eradicated everyone. What was that one person that
Speaker 2: was like, so you're like pro suicide?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was talking to this girl that was like, She's like, oh,
Speaker 6: I'm glad that suicide rates amongst white men is going up.
Speaker 6: And I was like, wait, are you serious and she
Speaker 6: was like yeah, like honestly, because then there's gonna be
Speaker 6: less racist people. And I was like, so you're you're
Speaker 6: pro suicide, like you're pro people.
Speaker 2: I'm with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm pro I'm pro choice. That is a
Speaker 1: curious those same men would be like, no, bitch, you
Speaker 1: can't have a fucking abortion.
Speaker 3: Obviously, not those same men, Like I don't know.
Speaker 2: Those wait, not me saying like not me, like in
Speaker 2: my head like rationalizing my drop, I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: that's like this is an evil fucking episode. This last
Speaker 2: five minutes is all getting cut. Two sides of the
Speaker 2: same bird, Republican and Democratic liar.
Speaker 1: I know I'm a cunt. I know I got a
Speaker 1: tight koochie at the end of the day, and that's
Speaker 1: all that matters.
Speaker 3: I could be a bitch and have good pussy.
Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about that.
Speaker 2: True. Well, I guess we could talk about this photo
Speaker 2: that I took.
Speaker 1: No pitch. We can talk about the fucking rock, the
Speaker 1: little No.
Speaker 2: No, do you?
Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all remember when these fucking eightiots,
Speaker 1: these goddamn hooligan, foolish nerds, showed me a picture of
Speaker 1: a rock on the moon and made trying to make
Speaker 1: me feel like the freak for not believing it was
Speaker 1: some extra terrestrial cube.
Speaker 3: Bitch, was a Rubik's cube. It was a fucking rock.
Speaker 2: They're lying. They're lying to us, Democrats. The democrats are
Speaker 2: lying to us.
Speaker 1: They're saying it, baby, baby, you don't remember what I said?
Speaker 2: No, because I'm not up there to see that it's
Speaker 2: not a rock. So how do I know it's not
Speaker 2: a rock?
Speaker 1: Then fucking go bye, take your fucking away suitcase and
Speaker 1: get the fuck out.
Speaker 2: No, because what if it wasn't a rock. What if
Speaker 2: it wasn't a rock and it was like an actual
Speaker 2: extraterrestrial object, but society's not ready think about this. They
Speaker 2: hired twelve theologists from around the globe randomly to like
Speaker 2: calculate how the world would reaction to an extraterrestrial threat
Speaker 2: or like discovery of extraterrestrial Why are they doing that?
Speaker 2: Why are they hiring theologists across the globe? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why are they doing They also did release the movie
Speaker 1: Don't Look Up, so that is like, at the same time,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, the government lies to us
Speaker 1: like that. Like that. That movie was very eye opening
Speaker 1: and good.
Speaker 2: To think about it.
Speaker 1: That movie was fucking god awful.
Speaker 2: That's the conversation a lot of y'all don't want to have.
Speaker 2: But that movie fucking suck, one of the worst, And
Speaker 2: they're gonna be like, oh, no, it sucked because it's
Speaker 2: targeting you bitch. No, I've been having these thoughts since
Speaker 2: I was twelve years old. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: It was just a bad movie. But what were you saying?
Speaker 1: Kai says, it's the Kai episode. It's okay, it's the
Speaker 1: lamestream media.
Speaker 4: Just period might be and you're just yea period lame stream,
Speaker 4: lame stream two sides at the same point.
Speaker 2: CNN Fox News.
Speaker 1: I'm not about to say I have to be cut,
Speaker 1: but y'all literally sound like the people who think Q
Speaker 1: ain't on. It is real.
Speaker 2: I'm a Q A and honor. I'm through and through,
Speaker 2: tried and true. Come on q Q listen a q
Speaker 2: an on through and through, tried and true. Come on Q.
Speaker 2: That's our saying. That's what we said, work you.
Speaker 1: Bet I work CUE or comments like flooding with Q
Speaker 1: you better work the house. They become a part of
Speaker 1: the like they're like, you know what, you're gonna sucking
Speaker 1: talk to me. I'm gonna talk to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wait, what if I told you all that I
Speaker 2: was CUE the whole time?
Speaker 1: I'd be like, okay, sir, I have no idea, what
Speaker 1: the fun up? The parker says like, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know any of that ship. That's just.
Speaker 3: Like q an on is the same conversation as.
Speaker 1: Like y'all talking about aliens, where I just like Q
Speaker 1: A on crypto aliens.
Speaker 2: That's how I say Q.
Speaker 1: What do you say?
Speaker 2: It's a on unanimous? Q is ananimous anon? When you're
Speaker 2: like when someone d M you on Tumblr, Anon, it's
Speaker 2: not in it anus, you say, I amnonymous right.
Speaker 1: It's funny that you're speaking to someone who's bilingual and
Speaker 1: cutizing like my accents and the way I choose to
Speaker 1: pronunciate my words.
Speaker 6: Your turn, I actually speak the language from the guitar movies.
Speaker 2: So Pop, you're gonna let him talk to you like that?
Speaker 1: I just said, I'm going to slap the literal fuck.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna let her talk to you like that?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're pushing thirty. You better watch yourself because you're
Speaker 1: about to crumble.
Speaker 2: Girl, I'm pushing thirty. That's like this thing, like you
Speaker 2: better be hill with those comments because I'll kill myself.
Speaker 7: When he was like talking about we're at the Kanye
Speaker 7: Show and You're like, yeah, you better put makeup on
Speaker 7: that old ass. And I think that like every day
Speaker 7: when I look in the mirror and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 7: getting old of it.
Speaker 1: You better make up on that old ass much. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, what's up is? I do not remember.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that at all either, old beat that
Speaker 2: old man being six thousand years old. No, no, on
Speaker 2: the edit, hey, on the edit, you won't not blame
Speaker 2: it on And then Paul released a new song That's
Speaker 2: giving Charlie X X a run for our money. No
Speaker 2: just giving Charlie. It's Charlie. It's Charlie. It's giving Republican,
Speaker 2: it's giving planted, it's giving Yabamte, it's giving claymation, it's
Speaker 2: giving recounts. It's giving, it's giving.
Speaker 1: And like I said last episode, I am just in
Speaker 1: the air. Everything is fucking funny. You bitches are crazy.
Speaker 1: I am the only one in real life, Like none
Speaker 1: of y'all are real.
Speaker 3: You're all fucking crazy. I'm just here to vibe, to chill,
Speaker 3: to look like.
Speaker 2: It's giving recount the vote. It's giving recount of vote fraud.
Speaker 2: It's giving stop the count, like you know what it's giving.
Speaker 2: I'm with her.
Speaker 1: There needs to be there needs to be a class
Speaker 1: in elementary where it's literally dedicated to finding a hobby,
Speaker 1: because when you don't find a hobby at a young age,
Speaker 1: you end up being on Twitter talking about some recount.
Speaker 2: The vote, but you can't even count the.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about? Like you go recount it?
Speaker 2: Then you go you Half of them, half of them
Speaker 2: just don't even know. They're just regurgitating what their uncles said,
Speaker 2: Like none of them know what they're actually saying. Like,
Speaker 2: that's the thing. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: What's awesome is they're so bad at arguing that. If
Speaker 1: you said that to them, they would literally be like,
Speaker 1: you're you're doing that? Who say you're not doing that?
Speaker 2: I want to learn not to argue with the fool.
Speaker 2: I learned not to argue with the fool. Is that
Speaker 2: it think about it. Don't argue with the fool.
Speaker 1: Also, the other thing with the the Cave documentary is
Speaker 1: like the people who were helping I would tap out.
Speaker 1: I was looking at them. I was like, how do
Speaker 1: you eat? Like?
Speaker 3: I can't even think.
Speaker 1: I am so fucking stupid. I was like, if you
Speaker 1: put even like a hypothetical problem in front of me
Speaker 1: and explain the situation, I was like, how are we
Speaker 1: gonna do it? I'd be like, we're not. We're just not.
Speaker 2: I think if if I was trained enough, I would
Speaker 2: be able to do it.
Speaker 1: I would never be trained enough. I just don't. I
Speaker 1: don't believe in using my brain power. Let my girl
Speaker 1: throw up, like, let her throw.
Speaker 2: Crazy. Not only am I quane on Republican Okay, we need.
Speaker 5: We need Republicans who like euphoria.
Speaker 1: Girl.
Speaker 2: This turned into the Red Scare, Like immediately.
Speaker 1: I always mentioned word scar never want to buy listens.
Speaker 1: I've never never once.
Speaker 3: Did you know that the.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm literally just thinking of the most problematic
Speaker 2: things to say in my brain.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, gonna you know that the that Euphoria
Speaker 1: hit a record for like most streamed premiere on HBO Max,
Speaker 1: it was actually because the extra half were Republicans who
Speaker 1: were from Turning Over and they were like, I want
Speaker 1: glitter on my.
Speaker 2: Eyes, glitter in my eyes, glitter in my heart. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna show you what you want. What was that glitter
Speaker 2: in my eyes? You think?
Speaker 1: I literally that first episode, I like the first sentence
Speaker 1: in I was like okay, okay, and then by the
Speaker 1: end I was crying my ass off, and I was
Speaker 1: literally like I felt like when characters like that Wolf
Speaker 1: character and old cartoons would see a hot lady and
Speaker 1: start stomping its feet and be like, oh, like that
Speaker 1: was me, like the wolf that like killed it. Something
Speaker 1: came back to.
Speaker 2: Like ghost was cat calling the horn man Ali.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's that's my review of the new Euphoria episode.
Speaker 1: Every time I think about Euphoria, though, I get immediately
Speaker 1: triggered to how before that show came out and I
Speaker 1: had my bleached eyebrows and bleached hair. People called me
Speaker 1: a literal fucking bum and we're so mean to me
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: The cameras recording.
Speaker 1: You're joking, Yes he is. He's so fucking annoying.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's my scare.
Speaker 3: I get triggered out. How people believe calm.
Speaker 1: Best performance.
Speaker 2: It's the new awards they're giving away.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it, We're done. This episode is done.
Speaker 2: We need to give me.
Speaker 1: I have a really good, like terrifying, like like woman
Speaker 1: in pure disgustingly, like nauseating pain scream. Do you want
Speaker 1: to hear it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, No, there's a different one where I'm like kind
Speaker 1: of muffling my mouth because it's like a woman who's
Speaker 1: like like a murderer. She like can't help herself and
Speaker 1: she like can't hold it in.
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm like daycare right.
Speaker 1: Now, daycare. I would sneak out of my fucking naptime
Speaker 1: and go kiss this kid, and I would get all
Speaker 1: up in that mouth.
Speaker 2: Try to tell me this isn't a computer chip.
Speaker 1: Taking that airplane at night.
Speaker 2: That's a computer ship. Forget.
Speaker 1: We need to end this episode.
Speaker 2: Media of the week, ech ech okay, can you say
Speaker 2: that for me? I'm just gonna butcher it and I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna try one second. One Gazebo no pink cover.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't read Gazebo.
Speaker 2: Okay by Jeanette, Yeah, that's my number one song, and
Speaker 2: then dreams is served by evangelists and then red Alert
Speaker 2: by DJ cam Girl.
Speaker 3: Okay, I challenged you let's see.
Speaker 1: You or me? All I can think is I was like,
Speaker 1: so many of these kids have no idea what like
Speaker 1: AVEV means, but maybe they do because the context clues.
Speaker 1: But after experience what I did at the rose bol,
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, people who can't understand the language and
Speaker 1: don't know more than one language have no context clues
Speaker 1: when it comes to human language. To explain, I was
Speaker 1: at the rose ball and these three white motherfuckers were
Speaker 1: out of tent and they were like meet up, meet
Speaker 1: up meta, Like what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: And then they were like he speaks Spanish, right, and
Speaker 1: they were like yeah, he was like meet up Meeta
Speaker 1: Mira like kept saying that.
Speaker 3: They like he kept saying that, and then he was like,
Speaker 3: what does that even mean?
Speaker 1: Like family, and I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 2: I was like, what is pyson Payson?
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Fuck what do they just say it?
Speaker 1: Probably like but it's like how pepita like for me
Speaker 1: means like pussy And then like I don't know what
Speaker 1: it means for other people were.
Speaker 2: Like what am I saying? Is in my ass.
Speaker 1: Anyways? I that meda means family and I was like,
Speaker 1: it means look and then they're like huh. I was
Speaker 1: like it means look like look and then they're like
Speaker 1: that makes sense because every time he says it, he
Speaker 1: points and I was like, you mean he's looking at you,
Speaker 1: pointing and saying meta and you don't understand that that
Speaker 1: means look? What does pason means?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I couldn't find it.
Speaker 1: I I don't know. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: You told me to I remember, I was like, how
Speaker 2: do I say? Help me? Help me? There's blank in
Speaker 2: my ass?
Speaker 1: Um nipple because I've never had to say the word
Speaker 1: nipple anyways. Are my top songs?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Because I watched Yukhoria, this has to be one of them.
Speaker 1: Right down the line by Gary Rafferty, the next one's
Speaker 1: aren't euphoria related, Crying by Roy Orbison, Cherish the Day
Speaker 1: by Shah Day, and like a prayer Madonna. Oh Come.
Speaker 2: We also watched Gummo on thirty five millimeter.
Speaker 1: Fucking awesome, so good love that. I'm sure there's gonna
Speaker 1: be some slick, dumb fuck who's like you've never seen
Speaker 1: a Gumo, but you like were in there, like you
Speaker 1: liked bunny hats because I have original thoughts, bitch. I
Speaker 1: am just in a bitter, hateful mood today, I know,
Speaker 1: and it's fun.
Speaker 2: It's like come out like literally one of my resolutions
Speaker 2: like subconsciously was like I'm just gonna like live and
Speaker 2: let live, just like shut the fuck up mine my own,
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit like whatever. But then I
Speaker 2: remembered how fun it is to be mean.
Speaker 1: I was born to be bitter, like I was born
Speaker 1: to be bitter, Like they put something in my bones
Speaker 1: that it just feels right when I'm bitter.
Speaker 2: It literally makes me think it's.
Speaker 1: Because that's what I'm gonna be like because I want
Speaker 1: your Rinda Kai, but no, I mean to everybody because
Speaker 1: it boosts my ego.
Speaker 3: It makes me feel good.
Speaker 1: I'm an insecure person and being need makes me feel confident,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do what I gotta do to get
Speaker 1: mine and if that means hurting other people, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fucking do it.
Speaker 2: I'm like now, I'm like back now, I'm back on
Speaker 2: my ship where I'm like, no, I don't want to
Speaker 2: be mean, because why do I think it's cool to
Speaker 2: be mean?
Speaker 3: Because I'm fucking I just said I'm hateful. I'm spiteful.
Speaker 2: Yeare a mean one, mister Gringe.
Speaker 1: All right, that's it for this video episode wherever the
Speaker 1: fuck you want to call this little thing, this little
Speaker 1: fucking gadget. I love you. I love you guys. No, guys,
Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. I actually do. But
Speaker 1: you know whatever, fuck you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, legitimately, but I would never say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's no, because that that goes into the thing
Speaker 1: of like people were like, I don't hug my best friend.
Speaker 1: I'm like, can you grow up hug the people you
Speaker 1: love because one day you won't be able to hug
Speaker 1: them because we're all gonna die and someone could walk
Speaker 1: out your front door right now and there's a chance
Speaker 1: you would never fucking see them. Again m R.
Speaker 2: Giving them paranoia, the.
Speaker 1: Yosification of experying a close death at an early age.
Speaker 1: So living in extreme paranoia about everyone's mortality for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life.
Speaker 2: Bye. Wait, we should do that.
Speaker 1: Bye. Three