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Speaker 1: another Jubil phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, this is Kevin

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Speaker 1: Have you checked it yet? No? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: And guess what, chocob a victory for me? What just happened? Oh? Oh,

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Speaker 1: It's time Floor of the Roses, very curious about today's

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Speaker 1: war the Roses to catch a cheater because Stephanie is

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Speaker 1: all right, perfect? You know what. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: time to time. We send flowers, chocolates, little gifts to people. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand if you would have told me I will.

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Speaker 1: But we have a lot to talk about. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like at least it wasn't a girl. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, at least there's like a whole

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Speaker 1: bunch of different reasons, a whole bunch of different things

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Speaker 1: that were going on there. It wasn't just that he

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Speaker 1: didn't like you. Yeah, there was just I mean, there

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Speaker 1: was a lot. He sounds like maybe he didn't like

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Speaker 1: the way you're treating him or whatever. But I mean,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like there's just a lot of issues in

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Speaker 1: your relationship as a whole. So you'll let yeah for heal.

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Speaker 1: The Jewil shows were of the roses. The Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret and Welcome Back to

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Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret Park. It's a Jewbil Show and it's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. That's a swing and

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Speaker 1: a miss. Remember you can text in the show at

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one and tell us you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. And we keep everybody's and that's

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody on

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Speaker 1: the phone to tell us a dirty little secret gets

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is baseball? Baseball back in action, America's past time.

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Speaker 1: Boring baseball announcer, let's make it boring, long winded baseball

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Speaker 1: announcer is on the phone to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Hello, boring, long winded baseball announcer. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I don't like how that's funny? High how's it going?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a dirty little secret to tell us? Yes?

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Speaker 1: They do, all right? What is I was working for

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Speaker 1: this company and I could not stand my manager and

454
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Speaker 1: she was just horrible. They just don't mean to everybody.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure everyone that's ever had a job has

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Speaker 1: been there yeah, it's like she was like it was

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Speaker 1: like she took pleasure in being mean. I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna end up in a fight if I don't

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Speaker 1: get out of here. I left. I left, and I

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Speaker 1: now actually just started a job with their competitor, like

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Speaker 1: their direct big competitor. Nice. Yeah, yeah, and you know

462
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Speaker 1: it's really good so far. I like everybody. And then um, actually,

463
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Speaker 1: like I made friends with the HR person, and the

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Speaker 1: HR person actually revealed to me that my ex boss

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Speaker 1: had applied for the same oh god. Yeah. And you

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Speaker 1: know they were like, oh, so what a coincidence, bun

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Speaker 1: a lot, And I said, do not hire her. Do

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Speaker 1: not run for your life. Please. Okay, so your your

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Speaker 1: old boss applied for the same company after you already

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Speaker 1: got a job there, and you told them not to

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Speaker 1: hire your old boss. Absolutely. I don't even know how

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Speaker 1: my old boss doesn't even think that, you know, I would.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think she knows that I worked for

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Speaker 1: this company, but I don't know. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: she's thinking. But I just told them, like, listen, she

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Speaker 1: is horrible. I don't want here. She's toxic, Like please,

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Speaker 1: she will ruin the good thing. You guys have got

478
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Speaker 1: one here. She's horrible. Maybe she's just so toxic that

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Speaker 1: she knew you had moved to the competitor and just

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Speaker 1: wanted to make your life hell again. Oh my god. Probably.

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Speaker 1: So your dirty little secret is that you ruined your

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Speaker 1: boss's chance of getting hired at your company. Yeah. I

483
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Speaker 1: definitely ruined her chances of working here, And I think

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Speaker 1: that the dirtiest part of my secret. I actually I

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Speaker 1: sent an email back to my old company to let

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Speaker 1: them know. Does she applied? Oh all right, so you

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Speaker 1: ruined her getting a new job and maybe even ruined

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Speaker 1: her current job. That's what she gets. Yeah, she might

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Speaker 1: be homeless soon. She'll figure it out. She's awful and

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Speaker 1: she disarms what's coming to her. How does a people

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Speaker 1: do for sure? Yeah? Yeah, well maybe you know, even

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Speaker 1: if she does end up homemost, she won't laugh long

493
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Speaker 1: er because even the homes people will like try to

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Speaker 1: kick her out. All right, well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Congratulations on your new job

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Speaker 1: at least, thank you. Have you, guys, ever done anything

497
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Speaker 1: to your bosses before, like bad or or to frame

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Speaker 1: them on something. I mean, all I've done is cried

499
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Speaker 1: in their office when I got fired. Oh well, who

500
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Speaker 1: hasn't done that. Yeah, let's not really payback on them.

501
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Speaker 1: It was payback on myself. I've never gotten revenge on

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Speaker 1: a boss. But one of the first radio stations I

503
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Speaker 1: ever worked at, way back in the day, I think

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Speaker 1: it was four hundred and five years ago, I was

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Speaker 1: I quit, so I didn't get fired, but the place

506
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Speaker 1: I didn't like it very much. So I went back

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Speaker 1: through all their commercials and then I just um put

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Speaker 1: cuss words in the middle of all. No. What, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that. It looks bad in the industry.

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Speaker 1: That is ridiculous. Wow, what's your dirty little secret? The

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Speaker 1: Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Monday, October fourth, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh

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Speaker 1: and there's a new COVID side effect and it might

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Speaker 1: be the weirdest side effect of a disease you've ever

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Speaker 1: heard of. More on that in a second, but first

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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and just wait

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Speaker 1: till you hear how Britney Spears is workout trainer reacted

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Speaker 1: when he heard that Jamie Spears was released from the conservatorship. Interesting. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm brand Nolan. And when you give your friends money,

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Speaker 1: do you know where they use it for? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: why don't lend your friends money. The more on those

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Speaker 1: stars coming up in just a second, but first for

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Speaker 1: your first story of the day. In the i N

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where their part there is the

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Speaker 1: newest symptom connection with COVID is called restless anal syndrome.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what, Yeah, I'm all in no way. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: seventy seven year old man in Japan was diagnosed with

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Speaker 1: it after recovering from COVID. It's like restless leg syndrome sucks.

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Speaker 1: It is Wrestless leg syndrome is terrible. Restless leg syndrome

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Speaker 1: is when you have an uncomfortable urge to move your

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Speaker 1: legs and they say that it's exactly that but for

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Speaker 1: the Devil's cave um. This is the first time that

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Speaker 1: restless well a news syndrome has been linked to COVID.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't even know it existed at all. But

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Speaker 1: it's one of those diseases that sounds so weird. I

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Speaker 1: want to have it, but I don't. But I want

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Speaker 1: to just know what that would feel like. What does

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Speaker 1: a restless what does that feel like? Urines? Let's just

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Speaker 1: call it urinas? Okay, so text and if you've ever

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Speaker 1: had it, what does it feel like? Yeah? Do you

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Speaker 1: have restless uriness syndrome? Let us know because we're really

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Speaker 1: curious as descriptive as possible. And it's just more proof

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Speaker 1: you guys that COVID wait for it, is a real

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Speaker 1: pain in the butt. Huh. All right, the idiots that

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Speaker 1: we're idiots aren't just in the news report the news

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Speaker 1: coming out next. Alright, let's I was thrown off by

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Speaker 1: their own bad joke. Let's send it on Alex Frash,

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Speaker 1: who was on location in Britney spears gym Yeah with

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Speaker 1: her in this coach so in case he missed to

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Speaker 1: Last week, her father Jamie was suspended from her Conservative

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Speaker 1: ship who Yeah, good by um And he was actually

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Speaker 1: caught on camera with the reaction when he heard the news.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play you the audio. Jamie's gone, Jamie's gone.

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Speaker 1: Haylo pulled out ship. Who's a good day. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: sweat booties. Brittany, bro, you just gave me a reading.

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Speaker 1: My queen is once that floats it up freedom, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna play this so hard. In the name of Brittany

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Speaker 1: James smyership job Jamie to go back on the workout

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Speaker 1: just like now. We're really fired up. Guys who needs

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Speaker 1: any kind of like pre workout or whatever. I just

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Speaker 1: love him. He's waiting best friend. He doesn't even know it.

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Speaker 1: I want to work out with that dude. That'd be fun.

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Speaker 1: He's like doing a dance workout routine and he's like me,

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Speaker 1: Jamie in the face, elbow, elbow, elbow. He's turned the

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Speaker 1: whole workout into like an assault on Jamie spears. Actually

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Speaker 1: fun workout. March trainers need to be like that guy.

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Speaker 1: Let's all I have sending it back to you and

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. This is the I n M

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Speaker 1: and the Indian News Network. Radients aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news for our next story of the day. Let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over the Brad Nolan, who's on location in Alabama.

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Speaker 1: In Alabama, so the federal government is part of the

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Speaker 1: American Rescue Plan, is gonna give Alabama about two point

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Speaker 1: two billion dollars in federal aid to help with COVID

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Speaker 1: two point two billion billion with the b why it's

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Speaker 1: part of the whole thing. All the states are getting

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Speaker 1: some money to help with COVID. In Alabama struggling a

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Speaker 1: little bit. They about one hundred deaths a day. Whoa

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Speaker 1: actual deaths? Yeah damn. So they have really done anything

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Speaker 1: about it? So did Alabama not the whole state just

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Speaker 1: not pay attention to the news. Yeah? It or like

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Speaker 1: they were like, you know what, probably not, you know, uh,

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Speaker 1: We're just gonna do whatever we want. Alabama has decided

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Speaker 1: to use four hundred million of it on some new prisons.

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Speaker 1: What okay, not to stereotype places like Alaba. Are they

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Speaker 1: just gonna go, you know what, you got COVID in

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Speaker 1: our state, you're just getting locked up. I'm about that.

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Speaker 1: We built for a bunch of new prisons, and we're

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Speaker 1: just locking up our COVID pea. I mean it's a

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Speaker 1: great idea. They need them, right, So wow, why not

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Speaker 1: use that money and just send all the people have

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Speaker 1: COVID there. It's like, hey, we used it for the

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Speaker 1: you know COVID. Yeah, listen, it's their choice. Built. Well,

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Speaker 1: we could build a hospital try to help these people out,

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Speaker 1: or we could just lock them up. I like to

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Speaker 1: lock them up. Idea as much easier. Isn't a bunch

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Speaker 1: of brand new prisons coming soon? See you about to

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Speaker 1: lose your job, lady, And that means the i n

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Speaker 1: N come to an infidate, but don't worry. Able to

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Speaker 1: do it again at the same time. Job Oh nothing,

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Speaker 1: lose yo. Jobs lose yo. Uh, I'm about to lose yo.

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Speaker 1: Job nothing. And that was the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dres, I'm at Brad Nolan, Dammy's gone,

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Speaker 1: and that guy I don't know what his a is,

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Speaker 1: but you should follow him. Find him the Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame today mornings. That's one. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Tommy calling from Doggie Daycare. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Jimmy. Uh. This is uh, what's going on? Hey, Jimmy,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good. U just enjoying my vacations.

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Speaker 1: Everything is everything are well? You know. That's why I'm

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Speaker 1: calling just we you know where we're reaching out to

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Speaker 1: people who have their dogs bordered with us right now

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Speaker 1: to let them know a little something. And uh, you know, Porter,

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Speaker 1: your pop is doing okay considering everything. So he's doing okay,

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Speaker 1: So just let you know that. What do you mean,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? What do you mean considering everything? Just

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Speaker 1: considering all that's happened in the past few days. But

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Speaker 1: he's fine and so well, I don't you know, he's

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Speaker 1: every Okay. I'm just gonna have to come out with it.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Um okay, yeah, so you're on vacation

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Speaker 1: and I see here that your dog is staying with

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Speaker 1: us for a few more days. Yes, I should say, well,

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Speaker 1: few more days. So, um, what what do you mean

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Speaker 1: all right? What? Why are you beating around the bush? Oh?

633
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: I don't am I beating around any bushes. I just

634
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: felt like I was just calling to give you an

635
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: update on on how he's doing and its well being

636
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: and full disclosure, full disclosure here full can I can

637
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: I just be honest with you? Like, like what man?

638
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: What is going on, dude, I'm on vacation, well in

639
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: your life, just sitting here? What are you? What are

640
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: you even calling me for? I got right or not?

641
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: Where there was an incident. I'll just say that. What

642
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 1: type of incident it involved? Um? Oh boy, how do

643
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: I say this? I'm so sorry. I am so bad

644
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: at any sort of conference. Think anything I think is

645
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: going to be confrontational. Even Oh my god, I have

646
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 1: never met anyone that has infuriated me more than you.

647
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Um? Spit it out here?

648
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: He goes, Okay, are you ready? I'm waiting. I'm waiting

649
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: because I'm getting myself ready because I gotta just do it.

650
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: I gotta just say it. I gotta just put it

651
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: out there. I have to have a tough conversation. I

652
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: gotta say it. A coyote sort of god into our facility.

653
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a coyote got in there? What the hell? No? No?

654
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: Actually not actually actually no? Um not a coyote. A

655
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: pack of coyotes. A pack of coyotes got inside of

656
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: the dog. But the dog place. I swear to God,

657
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: if my dog was hurt it all. I'm gonna see

658
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: you guys for everything that you have is you How

659
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: could you let a pack of coyotes get inside of

660
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: the dog of the dog? I don't know, and we

661
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: know we have a coyote problem around here, but somebody

662
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: it is my dog a dead or alive because you're

663
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: about to get home from my lawyer and then you're

664
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: not gonna want that. I'm sorry. Were you thinking that

665
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: you're dog? You're thinking that your dog was hurt or something.

666
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: Isn't well, that's what you're making it sound like. Oh yeah, no,

667
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: he's fine, he's having a great old time. What we

668
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: just had to move him to a different facility that

669
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 1: we have so we could clean this place up because

670
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: the coyotes got into all the food. They ate all

671
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: the food, and they pooed everywhere, so we gotta get

672
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: it all cleaned up. Just condo, you know that we're

673
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: moving him to our different facility. And also, um, is

674
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,479
Speaker 1: it okay if we purchased him some different food because

675
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: now we're not of food? What the man, why would

676
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: you not tell me that from the beginning of the

677
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: conversation that my dog was all right? I mean, did

678
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: you have me thinking that they've been mauled by a

679
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: pack of coyotes. You want to seriously a stupid that

680
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 1: is true. I should also let you know that I'm

681
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: not even from the dog place. And this is actually

682
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

683
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: What the what are you talking about? This is Jewel

684
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show, and your

685
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: girlfriend Brittany set you up for a phone prank. Oh man,

686
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: you guys, Brittany, I'm gonna get you back. Yeah, she said,

687
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 1: you guys are on vacation together and they're you know,

688
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: your dogs, being boarded up somewhere. And she wanted me to.

689
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 1: She wanted freak out a little bit. Wake up every

690
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: morning with Jewels Moone Franks the Jewels Show on Demand,

691
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: First Day follow up. If I had a nickel for

692
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,959
Speaker 1: every time egg drops soup ruined a date of mine

693
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: and Nicol probably have a nickel. Yeah, it's did Jewels

694
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: sign for your first date? Follow up? And Matt is

695
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: on the phone today for a first date follow up.

696
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 1: He's not getting a call back from a woman named Tara,

697
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: and he thinks it's because of his egg drops soup. Why, Well,

698
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: we'll find out that in just a second. Before we

699
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: find out about your date, Matt, and and see if

700
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: we can figure out why she's not calling you back.

701
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: How long has it been since you went out with Tara?

702
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: It's they're about it. They're about two weeks if we

703
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: went out two weeks? Okay? And how many times have

704
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: you tried to get ahold of her since your date?

705
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: I text her three times, three times and you haven't

706
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: heard back at all? No, nothing, nothing, Man, what happened

707
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: with that egg drops soup? I haven't been something terrible?

708
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: Tara tera the terrible. Okay, So first of all, before

709
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: you tell us about your date and whatever happened with

710
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: the egg drops soup? Where'd you meet her? I mean,

711
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm offender. How long do you guys talk before you

712
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: actually went out? We talked for like a few days,

713
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: kind of like get it off pretty soon, and that

714
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: was going to be our I mean that was our

715
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: first date and it was it was going pretty good.

716
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: We were chemistry was good. Well, what did you where'd

717
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: you guys go for your date? H Yeah? I actually

718
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: went to I told her like, I go this favorite

719
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: Chinese place that I go to, but um, I actually didn't.

720
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: I actually just looked on Yo. So you're like this spot.

721
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: I know this spot so well. Like they all, right, well,

722
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: how did the day go? I was going pretty good.

723
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: It was pretty good. Weird, the chemistry still translated from

724
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: the tender. The conversation went even better in in person

725
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: than on tender, Like I didn't think she looked better

726
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 1: in pictures than in person. Then in the pictures, okay,

727
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: everything was going great. We had a lot of similar interest.

728
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: O um, we kind of like, you know, in our

729
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: seats closer. Halfway through the night of the they were

730
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: having dinner. It was going great, all right, Wow, how

731
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: do you feel like her vibe was all throughout it? Um?

732
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: I was. I was nervous, but yeah, I could definitely

733
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: tell she was into it, um, because I mean she had, like,

734
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: you know, one of those calls you get, one of

735
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: the emergency calls, the fake emergency. She oh, yeah, for sure,

736
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: and then she just disregards that's my friend is supposed

737
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: to call me if I want to go out of

738
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: this state. But yeah, exactly exactly. She's like, oh yeah,

739
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: that was that's in case you're a creeper sign. That's

740
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: a really good sign. Why is she not calling you

741
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: back then? I mean, I don't know. I mean I

742
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: did suppose some soup on her, like did it burn her? Um?

743
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but it definitely uh causes stain

744
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: drop soup. So how was her reaction to that? She

745
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: wasn't happy, really like outwardly like mad. She was a

746
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: little startled, but um at first, and she I guess

747
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: it was an outfit she really liked and okay, and

748
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: we talked about like how hard it to get out

749
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: the stain out and how did everything end? Um? It

750
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,479
Speaker 1: was it was still continued, you know, half of the dinner.

751
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: It was still fun, it was still chatty. It wasn't

752
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: as great as it was going before that, and she

753
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: was trying to make the best of it because I

754
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: know she's still upset while trying to be like nice

755
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,240
Speaker 1: as far as like at the end of the dinner,

756
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: did you guys go anywhere after? Or was that it? Oh? No?

757
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: So I just drove her home and just wet like

758
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: a real quick like hugging, quick, little peck on the cheeks.

759
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: Do you ever pick up girls on the first date

760
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: A lot? If what? Oh my god, I'm freaking out

761
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: right now. Fifty percent of girls, let you guys picked

762
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: them up. I mean I've I've never had a problem

763
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: with it, and I've actually thought that before because I'm like, man,

764
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I don't know if I would do that.

765
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 1: Like if I just met somebody, I don't think i'd

766
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: let him come pick me up in my house. No,

767
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: especially being a woman having to deal with creepy dudes,

768
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: I've always thought that too. I'm like, man, they don't

769
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: know me at all. But yeah, I've really never had

770
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 1: anybody trimp about that at all. All Right, all right, So,

771
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: so you dropped her off at her house and you

772
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: said you were said that you guys kissed. Yeah, it

773
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: was like a little, quick, huge kiss. It wasn't nothing

774
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: at all. Really, it was like, okay, I guess so

775
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: and that was it. That's the last time you heard

776
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 1: from her? Yeah, and that was that was it? Okay,

777
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: all right, Well we'll play a song, come back, and

778
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: then call her and see if we can figure it

779
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: out for you, see if it was you or the

780
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: egg drop soup that ruined your chances at another date

781
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: with Tara. All right, okay, all right, play a song,

782
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: come back, do an next. It's a jewel show in

783
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: the middle of your first day. Follow up. If you're

784
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: just joining us. Matt's on the phone. And Matt went

785
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: out with a girl named Tara that he met on

786
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: Tinder and it turned out terrible. That sounded like a

787
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: doctor Seu's book, but it's not. It didn't really turn

788
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: out terrible. But Matt went out with girl named Tara.

789
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: They met on Tinder, and he said that the date

790
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: was pretty good. Well, you would do what kind of

791
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: Yelp review would you give it? Matt? I would say

792
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: three and a half stars, three and a half. But

793
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: you know what, Matt, you said that you told her

794
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: because you were bonding over Chinese food when you were

795
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: talking on Tinder. You told her that this is your spot, right,

796
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: You're like, you know this really good Chinese place that

797
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: you always go to you and you kind of lied

798
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 1: to her about that because you just found a place

799
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: on Yelp and then pretended like it was yours. Yes,

800
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: I did that. Yeah. The only reason that Matt can

801
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: think of that he's not getting a call back from

802
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: Tara is the fact that he accidentally spilled his egg

803
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:22,760
Speaker 1: drop soup on her, and she seemed her mood seemed

804
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: to change after that. So we'll see if it was

805
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: the soup. If it was the fact that he lied

806
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: about him liking that restaurant, or if it's something else

807
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: when we call her right now? All right, Matt, are

808
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: you ready? Oh yeah, alright, still it. Here we go

809
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:50,240
Speaker 1: on dollar phone number. Hello him mesteing to Tara. Please,

810
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: this is she. Hey Tara, how are you? This is

811
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: the jew Bowl Show. My name is Jebel and my

812
00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: name is Alo. Oh my gosh, I love you. What?

813
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: Thank you? We never get that reaction. You obviously know

814
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: the show. That's cool. Thank you for listening. I mean, yeah,

815
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous. Why are you guys calling? Well,

816
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: if you listen to the show, you know there's a

817
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: couple options. Right, we do the dirty little secret, but

818
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: that involves you calling us and you didn't call us?

819
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: Or are you in a relationship and are you cheating?

820
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: Or do you think your significant others cheating? No? No,

821
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: and no? Is it the first date thing? We got

822
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: an email about you from a dude you went on

823
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: a date with and he wants to know why you're

824
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: not calling him back. Okay, I'm kind of which too.

825
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: You don't know, have any idea who we're talking about.

826
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm on Tinder, right now, so it's okay,

827
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: all right, Well it's throw out throughout a couple names

828
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: and i'll tell you if if you're right. Okay, So

829
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: then it was either Tim or Matt. Oh my god. Yes,

830
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 1: Matt emailed us, told us about your date, said that

831
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: he really liked you and is wondering why you're not

832
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: calling him back. Oh okay, Well I'm assuming then you

833
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: know about the date. Yes, we do, And I'm also

834
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: assuming that he is on the phone listening, and you're

835
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: gonna just surprise you with that too. Yeah, in a

836
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 1: few minutes, pish, few minutes. So yes, obviously you do listening.

837
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: Know how this works? So fine, I'll just bring Matt

838
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: on and then you can tell him yourself. How's that sound?

839
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: That's great? Really ruined the surprise, though, Matt, Hi, how

840
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: are we going? Hey? It's good. So, I mean in

841
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: our I know, I'm sorry. I just like, I'm very

842
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: weird about confrontation and our day was fine, and I

843
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 1: like you a lot, but there's just certain things that

844
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like a declare about and it's I

845
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: don't I don't know, it's just stuff that my dad

846
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: taught me that it is like these are important things.

847
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: If you're gonna go on a date with someone, was

848
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: it not if someone who won't drop poor edg drops

849
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: soup and you're laughing, No, I mean, I mean that

850
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: was an accident. It was you know, that was like

851
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: something that I thought we would laugh about, you know,

852
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: on Future State. It was a funny, awkward first date thing.

853
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: But um, for me, it's just like I am kind

854
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: of looking for a guy who is a gentleman who

855
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: holds doors and pulls out the chair for me, and

856
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: and I I just I don't think that you're like

857
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 1: a gentleman. Oh what do you mean I opened the doors?

858
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. I think it was

859
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 1: just like for me, it's it's always a thing. It's

860
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: always benefiting, Like if I get dropped off by someone

861
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: that I just kind of at least expect them to

862
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: like wait until I get inside before they drive away,

863
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: you know. And it was like you drop me off

864
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: and then just like sped away, didn't make sure I

865
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: got in the house. Okay, And okay, you're letting a

866
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: dude pick you up who you just met on tender

867
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: a few days before that, Like you don't think that

868
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: might be a little not safe. I mean, you're you're right,

869
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:31,280
Speaker 1: but I take other precautions like I have my friends

870
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: are on find my friends, they can see my location,

871
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: like they know where I am at all times. If

872
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm going on a day with someone and I didn't

873
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: if I wasn't into him, like I wouldn't have gone home,

874
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't have let him drive me home. Yeah,

875
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I like, I definitely thought I did. I

876
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: didn't know I pulled away that fass. I will do

877
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: it next time if you give me a shot. I

878
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: don't know how you to not realize that you drove

879
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: off that fast, like I had literally closed the door,

880
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: and for me, not only did it seem rude, but

881
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: it kind of sent off the uninterested vibes of like,

882
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: all right, peace, I'm out. No, I definitely wasn't. I

883
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: was just I just thought it was over and I

884
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: was it. I didn't, So I'm sorry I didn't. I'm

885
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 1: in't being it. Is that the only thing that you

886
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: didn't like? Yeah, I mean I guess that's the only

887
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: thing that I didn't like. Okay, So he just just

888
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,959
Speaker 1: because he didn't wait until you got into your door. Yeah,

889
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: I guess it just for me, it's it's like a

890
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: that's like a red flag that I've learned. I don't know,

891
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: it sends out weird vibes. He could have brought me

892
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: flowers too, Okay, so it's it's there's more things I think.

893
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm kidding about the flowers. I'm sure you

894
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 1: are kidding. You're definitely not kidding. I don't think you are.

895
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: And I'll just ask the question right now. All right, Tara,

896
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Matt on another day?

897
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. Matt will show up with

898
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 1: flow hours. He'll be riding a white horse and he'll

899
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: pick you up in your living room so you don't

900
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: have to open it, and he's lying. I I mean,

901
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: I think that at this point it would just be awkward. Oh,

902
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: I mean, like, just one more shot, Like I promise

903
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: I'll stare at you the whole time. You just give

904
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: them one more shot. Yeah, I was like, I will

905
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: watch you in your door, walk to your door. I

906
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: will stay there all camp out. Come on, come on, Tara,

907
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: just one more date with that. We'll pay for it. Okay, Well,

908
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: how about we like communicate a little bit off the air,

909
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: and I'll say yes for now. Then I'm gonna take

910
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: it as a win. Congratulations, Matt, you got a yes

911
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: for now? Okay, Tara, hang on one second, Okay, Okay,

912
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna convince her. I'm gonna get on phone to

913
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: her right now, convince her going to stay with you.

914
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: I don't know why she would answer like that, Like

915
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: why isn't she just saying like yes, are like yeah,

916
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: alex Is gonna get on the phone with her and

917
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: just try to convince her just girl time, yes for now.

918
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. So I'm gonna go

919
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: talk to her. Okay, Matt, Okay, we're going to like

920
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: the extra effort for you than I really appreciate you, guys.

921
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: Jubils First Gate follow up The Jubils Show on Demand,

922
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's time for your dirty little

923
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: secret text in four one O six one. If you

924
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: have a dirty secret, you can or a little, dirty

925
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: little secret, dirty big secret. Whatever. You can tell us anything,

926
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: literally whatever you want, because we don't even ask what

927
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: your name is. And that's why you're free to share whatever. Everybody,

928
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: everybody that calls in, it's a fake anonymous nickname. So

929
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: I'll say a word than Alex. For Ash'll say a

930
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: word and that'll be the name of the caller on

931
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: the phone, so instead of whatever their actual name is

932
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, is fuego hydration. Fuego hydration.

933
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: It sounds like some sort of like a spicy I'm

934
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: gonna say hydration before a fuego hydration. I love it.

935
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: Hot fire. What's up? Hot fire? Water? Firewater. That's actually

936
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: my stage name. Thank you water? Oh yeah, water? Okay,

937
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: so I guess we know what you do. You why

938
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: are you on the stage. Well, I'm a dancer. Let's

939
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: just say that. No, no, I'm being funny, but I

940
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: am embarrassed today I have like some very embarrassing information

941
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 1: to share. It. Um. I got drunk at the company

942
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: party last week, which wouldn't been so bad except now

943
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm working from home for the week. Um. And not

944
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: only that, I started I told my boss that, um

945
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:44,720
Speaker 1: that I think he should divorce his wife. Oh oh, yis.

946
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people do need to get

947
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: divorced for one reason or another. But why do you

948
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: think that he needs a divorce. Well, he's always, you know,

949
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: like he always seems stressed when he talks about her

950
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 1: and Loki. I really like, I come, oh that's why.

951
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: Okay girl, are you so you're tryingly and then start dating? Yeah,

952
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: so you're trying to ruin your boss's relationship so that

953
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: you can date him. Yeah, kind of. That was this

954
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,959
Speaker 1: the train of thought on that night, after so many

955
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: martini What do he do? You remember what he said?

956
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: He started laughing awkwardly, and um. It was like, Oh,

957
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 1: you should be like a therapist or something good. This.

958
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: How has it been since then? Has it been weird

959
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,280
Speaker 1: when you? I mean, I don't know what really weird?

960
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's actually really funny. I don't know about that.

961
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: I don't really talk to her, but I just like

962
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: have been crushing on him for a while. Oh yeah,

963
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: that was just inappropriate. Yeah no, that's got to be

964
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: very awkward for you. Have you Have you addressed it

965
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 1: with him at all? Oh no, I think that this

966
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 1: is like the just let it lie is probably going

967
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,240
Speaker 1: to be my own. Yeah that's probably best. Yeah, I wouldn't.

968
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say anything about kidding. I was just kidding

969
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: about that boss or you get his wife in a

970
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: Zoom meeting. I was like, Oh, I was a mess

971
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 1: at the party. Yeah, like I was totally not myself. Well,

972
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,439
Speaker 1: you do say things when you're drunk that you normally

973
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't say if you weren't. Some people say the truth

974
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: come out, but I've always felt the opposite because like

975
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 1: most of I've been drunk a lot of my life,

976
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: and most of the stuff that I've said drunk is like,

977
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: that's not actually the truth. Like, no, I think what

978
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,240
Speaker 1: people mean is that you just take it so literal.

979
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: Is that that's not what they mean. They just mean

980
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: like feelings about people, actual feelings about people. They're genuine,

981
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: Like they might say something that they normally would not

982
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: say about somebody they're drunk. That's what people mean. Right, Oh,

983
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,320
Speaker 1: I thought that's what I mean. But you know, like

984
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: you would see somebody you're like, I love you, but

985
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: you're like in real life, you're like, I don't really

986
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: feel that one. No. I feel like bros only do

987
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: that to their bros that they really love, Like you know, yeah,

988
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never I don't know done that.

989
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, you do say people do say things

990
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 1: that they wouldn't otherwise. That is true. Well, and I'm

991
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: so mortified. Yeah, I guess I would just ignore it,

992
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: keep that your dear little secret. Or you can always

993
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 1: call up his wife and make up a story about

994
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: he's cheating with you, and then then divorce probably happened. Congratulations,

995
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: not with you, don't say with you to say, you know,

996
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 1: anonymously you're cheating, and then a little get divorce and

997
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: then you can start dating him. There you go. Maybe

998
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: I'll wait for the holiday party to do that. All right,

999
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your little secret. Thank you?

1000
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand?

1001
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: Do not have to stress anybody out? But have you

1002
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: got your Christmas shopping done? Yeah? Geez, it's October and

1003
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: I get mine done always before the first of October

1004
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 1: because it's full on Halloween, then Thanksgiving and then Christmas season. Okay,

1005
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 1: it's the Jewel Show. It is October already, in case

1006
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 1: you didn't know how quick. Yeah, it's fall. It's full fall.

1007
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: Pumpkin patches. Uh, what else? Hot apple cider, haunted houses, spice, oh,

1008
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: pumpkin spice. Everything. Here are things that the Internet thinks

1009
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: you should look forward to this month. Okay, there's always

1010
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: those blogs that come out every single month of here's

1011
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: my recommendations for the things to look forward to in October,

1012
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 1: and you love to go of them. I do. I do.

1013
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 1: I like to go over them because most of the

1014
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: stuff I usually don't care about it. Also I like

1015
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: to make fun of them. But this stuff might actually

1016
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: actually interest you. What's going on in October according to

1017
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: the Internet that we should talk about and let you

1018
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: know about. Well, trigger treating. Trigger treating is it might

1019
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: be on the list. Let's see, I would hope. So

1020
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: the first thing on the list is lots of sports.

1021
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: The MLB playoffs get underway this week. I had no idea.

1022
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: I don't play any attention to baseball. I know you're

1023
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 1: not supposed to say that, especially as a guy, but

1024
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 1: I do not. I've never like baseball. I don't know why.

1025
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: It's just boring to me. It's all going to the

1026
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 1: games are fun though, Yeah, going to the games are fun.

1027
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: I like doing the whole baseball announcer voice. That's always

1028
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: fun for me to do, you know, But other than that,

1029
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: do a good baseball voice. Well, thank you very much, Alex,

1030
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: I appreciate you saying that. We're going over a list

1031
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: of the things that are happening in October. By the way,

1032
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: he's in nineteen forty five baseball announcer. That's the way

1033
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: even the young ones sound. They do they sound like,

1034
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: but they do sound different. I mean they sound sound

1035
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: they sound um like, esthetically pleasing like they yeah, really funny.

1036
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: The old ones sound that way, I guess, but the

1037
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: young ones still kind of speak old let me see

1038
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: if I can, And they are more pumped up nowadays.

1039
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: They do get more pumped up for sure. So yeah,

1040
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: he's more excited the old time. He guys will be

1041
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 1: like in the air to laugh down the line. This ball,

1042
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: it's gone out of there. It's all yeah, that is gone.

1043
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: It's a home run. And that's like a it was

1044
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 1: like a Grand Slam to win a game or something

1045
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: right there. So all right. There's also a bunch of

1046
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: movies coming out, the latest Bond film, No Time to Die,

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Speaker 1: Venom Dune, Adam Stanley Too, and the twelfth installment of

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Speaker 1: the Halloween franchise. Oh that too would be cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Adam Stanley too, Halloween franchise. I don't really like scary

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Speaker 1: movies like that. Now we're going over a list of

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Speaker 1: the things that the Internet thinks you should look forward

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Speaker 1: to in October and today is National Taco Day. What

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Speaker 1: I think they made a huge mistake on today is, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why wouldn't they make it Tuesday? That well, if it's

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Speaker 1: on the same if October whatever it is every year. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: National TALKNDY should never be on a Monday or any

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Speaker 1: other day. Absolutely not. It's also National Vodka Day today,

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Speaker 1: what yeah? Oh, so let's go have some tacos and vodka.

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Speaker 1: There you go. That's really the only thing to look

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Speaker 1: forward to on the list. I mean, come on, you're

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Speaker 1: not looking forward to Halloween. I'm looking forward to Halloween,

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Speaker 1: well dressed on Halloween stuff for the house outside. So

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Speaker 1: I need you to kind of set that up. By

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Speaker 1: the way, we're married, Jubile and I Yea are married,

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Speaker 1: by the way, if you didn't know so, I really

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Speaker 1: would appreciate it if you'd just got that stuff, you know,

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Speaker 1: put up sooner than later, because you know, because hallomn

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Speaker 1: doesn't last forever and it only comes around once here, right,

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Speaker 1: So she knows that if she says it on October

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Speaker 1: first and goes, hey, I got some Halloween decorations for

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Speaker 1: around the house, Um, can we get those up? And

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Speaker 1: she doesn't go Halloween comes up in just a few

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Speaker 1: weeks and it's only one time a year. I'll be like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I'll do today for sure, and then it will

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Speaker 1: be Thanksgiving and I would have already put away all,

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Speaker 1: you know, put up and away all the Halloween decorations,

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Speaker 1: and they're on the back of what like, why did

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Speaker 1: you put them away? I would have done it. Why

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Speaker 1: wou would you let me help you? Just about to

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Speaker 1: do it? I love helping you, you know, I'd love

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Speaker 1: to help you. Pumpkins are still Thanksgiving. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how else to ask. I don't know. We'll see if

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Speaker 1: we can get the house decorated for anybody want to

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Speaker 1: come decorate our else can do it where. You can

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