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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. I wish I would have

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Speaker 1: thought more ahead, Right, it's a Jewel show. Well, this

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Speaker 1: is the biggest thing to ever happen. What you're listening

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Speaker 1: to right now in a second, when we tell you

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Speaker 1: what it is, is the biggest thing ever to happen

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Speaker 1: in the radio world and in the music industry just

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Speaker 1: in general. Yeah. So I didn't think ahead though, and

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Speaker 1: didn't get you know, all the big sound effects guys, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: or the like. You know how they do that? Right?

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Speaker 1: The World premiere a song, the big fat voice guy

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Speaker 1: comes on. I'm not talking about is weight. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about the voice is fat. But don't add me on

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Speaker 1: that one with a pH Yeah, you know. He comes

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Speaker 1: on and he's like, it's another world premiere, and then

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Speaker 1: something explodes. I didn't think ahead. I should have had

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Speaker 1: that made instead. This is how we're doing it. This

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Speaker 1: is how we're sharing with you the biggest thing that

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Speaker 1: the world has ever seen this holiday season. One show

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Speaker 1: and one show only doesn't just bring you one Christmas parody,

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Speaker 1: doesn't bring you two Christmas parodies. I can't do math

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Speaker 1: very well, so I don't know how many days are

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Speaker 1: in the months, but we're bringing you that many Christmas

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Speaker 1: parodies for Christmas. We're not doing thirty one. That's way

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Speaker 1: too much. Um. But it is the first ever annual

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza. Yeah. We also just

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Speaker 1: came up with that name like ten minuts before. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: at this time, all month long, we will have a

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Speaker 1: brand new Christmas song for you. Look, there's always the

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Speaker 1: Christmas stations out there, yeah that they start playing Christmas

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Speaker 1: music about July and then they talk about it and

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Speaker 1: then people will drive around there like I love it

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Speaker 1: when they sat the Christmas I just learn the christmasing

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Speaker 1: all the time was they never stopped doing that, right,

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Speaker 1: And then the people that are on the air there

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Speaker 1: they change their name to like Chris Greenole, you know

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Speaker 1: christ and things like that. What we will do though

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Speaker 1: is unveiled new Christmas song at this time. And I

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Speaker 1: didn't even have Christmas music ready, so all I have

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Speaker 1: is this to promote it. It's a Jewel Shows first

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Speaker 1: ever Christmas parody extravagance. Is such Christmas Eve music, every

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Speaker 1: it is super Christmas. See every single weekday at this

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Speaker 1: time will unveil a new Christmas song for you to

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Speaker 1: listen to. Some of them will be very good, some

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Speaker 1: of them will probably be pretty bad. Some will be

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Speaker 1: amazing though. Yeah, so like, there's gonna be at least

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Speaker 1: two that you're gonna like, damn, that was a good job.

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Speaker 1: The other ones you're gonna be like, WHOA. I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to text in and make fun of him. Before

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Speaker 1: one O six one? What song would you like to

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Speaker 1: hear us do a parody? I've texted in four one

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Speaker 1: o six one, and it is time for your first

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Speaker 1: song in the first ever jewel shows Christmas parody Christmas

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Speaker 1: song parody extravagance. Wow. Yeah. I also remember you can

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Speaker 1: check these out online after you hear them. If you

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Speaker 1: want to share them or whatever. Just go to the

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Speaker 1: jewelshow dot com and here it is excited about Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Oh you know how it is going to go over

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Speaker 1: to the family's house. Oh well, man, there's only one

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Speaker 1: way to deal with your family Ristmas time. How get

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Speaker 1: a little baracho? That's right? Should I get drunk an Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Should I get drunk at Christmas? Should I get drunk

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Speaker 1: at Christmas? I'm at my family's house. I need to

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Speaker 1: black out? Should I get sound at Christmas? Should I

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Speaker 1: get sound at Christmas? Should I get sound at Christmas?

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Speaker 1: I'm at my family's house. I need to sound out.

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Speaker 1: I can't handle these stupid people. How the hell am

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Speaker 1: I related to these fools? Pass me the whiskey and

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Speaker 1: I'll see my way through the happiest time of the year. Parents,

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Speaker 1: Are you wing? I'm trying to sound out in laws man,

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Speaker 1: because we're not at their house, like creepy uncle has

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Speaker 1: a crush on my spouse. Better hi, my life. Oops.

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Speaker 1: I got drunk at Christmas. Oops I got drunk at Christmas. Oops.

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Speaker 1: wants to make out. Oops I got stoned at Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Oops I got stoned at Christmas. Oops I got stuned

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Speaker 1: a Christmas. It's got caught by Grandma and she asked

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Speaker 1: for red house. I had no idea that Granny smokes too.

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Speaker 1: She's eighty two. Oh mg, she's so cool. She even

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Speaker 1: this he now me and Grandma have them. She's everything's

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Speaker 1: closed except quizzy. Grandma, cousin and me humped in the

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Speaker 1: Christmas shopping for everyone at least not a dub. All right,

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Speaker 1: Remember you can hear that song. You can check out

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Speaker 1: all the songs from the month when we unveil a

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Speaker 1: new parody song at this time every single weekday at

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Speaker 1: the dus dot com. You can also follow us on

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Speaker 1: social media at the Jewel Show. You can follow all

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Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dres,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio, The Jewbil Show on

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