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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight phone tap time and Brooke,

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Speaker 1: you have kids that are doing youth sports. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: as a parent, huh, And I want you to be honest.

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Speaker 1: You're sleeping through most of those games, right, They're so cute.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even bringing up the hangovers with you. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying they're pretty boring to watch. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if my children are listening, absolutely not they're the next stars.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying objectively, it's not the most exciting thing.

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Speaker 1: We don't have a lot of friends coming with us

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Speaker 1: to the games. That's why that's why today we call

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Speaker 1: the guy that just got hired to be a youth

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Speaker 1: sports referee. Okay, as the leader of the Refs Association,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell them about a few things that

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Speaker 1: we do to help make the games a little more

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Speaker 1: interesting for the adults. You'll find out in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now twenty Hello, Hey, Hey, Is this Nick? Um? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is this this is Deacon. I'm the head referee for

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Speaker 1: the youth sports group. Took a few calls to answer. Um,

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Speaker 1: you're one of our new referees, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I didn't answer. I I didn't recognize

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Speaker 1: the number. Yeah, anyway, I just I got to talk

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Speaker 1: to you real quick because I looked at the schedule

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Speaker 1: for this weekend and you're on field three all afternoon

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Speaker 1: on Saturday, right. I mean, to be honest, we haven't

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Speaker 1: really checked my schedule, but if you're saying that, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's where I'm at. Yeah, you'll see it

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Speaker 1: in the email. But there's a two pm game that

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Speaker 1: day between the Firehawks and the Booberries. Okay, okay, so

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Speaker 1: we need to make sure that the Booberries take it

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Speaker 1: in the shorts that game. Wait, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I mean they need to lose? Yeah, Like, there's a

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Speaker 1: winner and a loser, right, like, right, but the Booberries

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Speaker 1: need to be the ones that lose that game. I'm bad,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what are you talking about. Look, one of

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Speaker 1: the dads for the Firehawks paid for all new uniforms

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Speaker 1: and even toss a little extra cash our way, so

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Speaker 1: we need to help him out on the other end.

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Speaker 1: If you know what I'm saying, I think you're saying.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is during the game, you need to

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Speaker 1: look the other way a few times. I sure the

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Speaker 1: Firehawks are getting a lead. I don't know if I'm

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Speaker 1: comfortable with this. Well, get comfortable, sit down, whatever you

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Speaker 1: have to do, because I already told Don the coach,

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Speaker 1: that you're not going to call any fouls in the

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Speaker 1: first half against his team. But yeah, that way his

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Speaker 1: kids can be a little more aggressive. Listen, I appreciate

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Speaker 1: you calling me like a Firehawk trucks a Booberry. Just

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Speaker 1: pretend like you missed it, like you were watching something

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Speaker 1: else and you didn't see. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: We're good. There's nothing ethical about that. And these are kids.

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Speaker 1: Come on now, they're not toddlers. These kids are at

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Speaker 1: least eight. They can take it. No, no, no, they're children.

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Speaker 1: And then I got a Hundy riding on this game.

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Speaker 1: You're not betting on the soccer games, are you. Why

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Speaker 1: do you think I send out that email saying that

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Speaker 1: one kid had COVID The man? This is so wrong. Somebody, Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Listen, man, I can get

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Speaker 1: you in on the action. No, what's fun with you? Look,

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Speaker 1: you'd be surprised how many of the wine moms have

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Speaker 1: cash on hand? No, no, no, no, no no, Like, how

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Speaker 1: do you think I can afford my beamer? I can

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Speaker 1: call the cops on you. Okay, they're on the children

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Speaker 1: we're talking about, dude, they're in on this too. Please

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Speaker 1: know about this. The police, the local politicians, everybody. It's

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Speaker 1: kids soccer. No one gives a Do you realize what

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Speaker 1: you're asking me to do? You're getting paid forty bucks

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Speaker 1: a game? No, I don't know if I want this now.

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Speaker 1: This is a highly legal thing that you've got going on. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're driving a hard bargain here. Man, what if I

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Speaker 1: get you sixty bucks every game? No? No, no, no

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Speaker 1: no no. I'm confused because your friend Thomas vouched for you.

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Speaker 1: He said you'd be up for doing this. How do

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Speaker 1: you know Thomas? I spoke to him. He said, you'd

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Speaker 1: probably even trip a little kid if you get some

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Speaker 1: extra money out of it. Wrong, Why are you getting

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Speaker 1: all the Why would you have me do this phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you? If he wasn't telling the truth. No no, no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is this is all a joke. My name's actually

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Speaker 1: jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. No no, no, no no, no no.

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Speaker 1: Your buddy Thomas emailed us. He said, you just started

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Speaker 1: volunteering to be a raff for youth soccer. He wanted

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Speaker 1: to mess with you. You have me freaking out. I

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Speaker 1: was involved in some types of illegals. Dude, don't freak out.

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Speaker 1: We're paying off the cops. They know I man, if

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Speaker 1: you can give me the sixty bucks per game, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's my boy. Every morning, day, mornings, all the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, Morning