WEBVTT - #90 Breastfeeding and Broccoli 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:07.520 So here we are back from vacation and smelling better 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:11.840 than ever. Well, you're you're a back in vacation. I'm 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:15.080 going on another vacations soon. Well let me say this. 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:17.320 You were on a cruise, I'm going on a cruise. 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:19.639 And what I take on my cruise that you're gonna 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.959 take on your cruise scent Bird Cologne's right. I was 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:26.520 smelling great um on my cruise, more than just an 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:30.000 ocean breeze. Although they do have that scent um. You 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:33.400 can get the Versaci Gucci. I took my adultchin gabana 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:36.360 with me on my trip. The best part about sent 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:40.080 Bird is they're already in little travel sizes for you know. 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:42.559 That's the second best part. 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Guess who just got back today? 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:42.400 The Brooklyn is that it's been away. They both have 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:46.040 so much to say. You know, their names are pretty 0:02:46.040 --> 0:03:06.120 and scared the boast its podcast coming at your MP 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.639 three and three three? Yeah, I was gonna say it's 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:10.560 not live and it's not on tape. Can we put 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:13.880 it on wax? We should have a Brooklyn Final album 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.400 and then charge thirty five dollars for it at Bontenoble, 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:20.799 a commemorative Brooklyn Boys album. But it's done. It's looks 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:25.880 like a pizza. Yes, yes, you remember back when records 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.360 were red vinyl or no, no, they would they would 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:32.880 actually make the vinyl. Yeah, the picture, Oh my god, 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:36.040 can we have that for our one episode? And remember that? 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:38.600 How many? How many? What do you get like, how 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:41.440 many minutes? What's the maximum? Forty five minutes? Aside on 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:44.960 a thirty three and a third LP album. I think 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:48.240 now with technology, they can do an hour, don't you 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.760 know whatever? We're looking up Don't Tweet us. We two 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:52.760 episodes and I will my don't Tweet Me shirt while 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:56.320 we're on vacation. It was awesome and um, we gotta 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.240 just stop the go right from the beginning. And my 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.600 myrex I Coke no I shirt correction. Okay, so let 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:07.640 me set the stage. I got an email from instag 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:11.200 d m on Instagram, from of course, from a guy 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.640 named Mike. I believe Michael, and Mike said, Hey, what's 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.960 your address? I want to send you something, huh like, oh, 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:19.400 here's our address. Three or four days later, I get 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:22.640 a package with T shirts for me and T shirts 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:28.039 for Scary. We got three each, right or two each? 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:32.400 Whatever was one for you? I got, we both got 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:35.920 don't Tweet Me, and I got die coke Noise. We 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:40.320 talked about it on episode eighty nine. I last episode 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.760 was n maybe it was eighty eight, well we we 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:48.200 I think it was eighty nine, whichever, whichever The last one, okay, 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:52.279 last one we did before. The package didn't have any information. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.560 It had a packing slip from the company that shipped it, 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:57.159 but it didn't have a name of who sent it. 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:58.880 So I was like, Oh, had to be Mike because 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:00.760 he asked me for the du four days a well, 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.600 shortly after we got off the air on our last podcast, 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:08.480 Liz a Costa in all caps two at the Brooklyn 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:11.920 Boy It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:15.560 Michael got the credit, but the shirts are actually from me, 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:20.080 Liz Acosta from p A. Please see the previous emails. 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:23.520 I said, I'm so sad, and I right back, Liz, 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:26.240 Oh no, that's awful. There was no note, and Brody 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.200 matched it up on Twitter with some guy who said 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:33.000 he was sending us text emails you we we thoroughly apologize, 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:36.839 thank you so much, beautiful and so uh and yes 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:40.880 we're on vacation. Will definitely thank you on our next episode. Okay, 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.919 So what Liz did was he put a Facebook message 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:47.360 in one of the many fan Facebook pages and said 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:50.120 I don't have Twitter or Instagram. I can't reach out 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:53.600 to them, so please tell them it was me. So 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:57.839 she writes back again on our email, I'm so glad 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:59.800 you guys loved them. I sent you a follow up 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.880 mail and that they were where they were coming. And yeah, 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.040 they shipped directly from the company that made them. That's 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.120 why there was no note. Sy. I didn't miss the note, 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.919 but I thought they would have included a receipt with 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:14.000 the order. If there was one, please kindly shred it 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.640 as it would have my personal information in there. It 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:20.000 did not. It just said such and such warehouse seeing 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:22.800 whatever city and state. Right, But we would have screenshot 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.000 at your info before we shredded it had there been something. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:26.520 But here's what I will say, because I don't know 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.560 how you're gonna get a well, email us back, Liz, 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.440 but let us know where you got the shirts from 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.040 so we can get more printed up at some point 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:35.680 licensed Episode zero Lis from p A. All right, thank you, 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.000 thank you so much. Now in terms of buying a 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.760 picture disc or commemorative thing, a couple of things on 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:44.320 that note. Number one another comedy club. We have two 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.880 comedy clubs now fighting over us to do a live 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:54.120 podcast at their facility. One has already promised us free 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.080 dessert for all of the people that show up, right, 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:57.800 and was that the one we talked to our boy 0:06:57.839 --> 0:06:59.960 Mark about okay because I told him, I said, this 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.039 other venue that he was pitching has to have free desert, 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:04.599 right and I said, has to have enough room to 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:07.039 watch us, which they're not sure they do. And so 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:10.000 the first place free dessert has a lot of room 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:11.720 for us to set up and do a podcast and 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.600 they and they regularly do podcasts fighting they have good dessert. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.480 They oh yeah, they do. The second thing about commemorative, 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:19.920 we've talked about buying shirts, doing it go fund me, 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:24.480 a kickstarter. Someone in the podcast industry that I know 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:28.680 suggested something as a way to create revenue so that 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.800 we have a little cash to buy T shirts and uh, 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.280 you know whatever with our logo on it. And I 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:36.240 thought it was kind of weird, but I wanted your 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:38.680 feedback on it and to see what what are what 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:40.520 are slices think of it? And then I want to 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.680 talk about the slices we got tonight. Okay, we have 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:44.000 and we have a real thank you to give out. 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:48.400 So this was the idea. We do a second like 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:52.720 one episode a month, just one a bonus episode, but 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.080 it's a dollar in episode. You don't have to buy it, 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.400 you can skip it. If you don't want to pay 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.800 for it, doesn't take the place of one of the weeks. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.880 It's it's like, if you want it, you can buy it. 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:04.960 If you're just a way to raise money, so we 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.080 can buy Brooklyn Boy. So that'll be our fund, our 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.120 slush fund. Right so we back in the day, we 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.120 used to call that petty cash. Right now and we 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.760 could buy stuff with with that money. I don't know 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:16.640 even when we're gonna find time to do it. This 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.440 was just an idea, and I thought, all right, listen, 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:21.520 I don't I like doing the free podcast for the people, 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:25.160 right I like that, but this has been a way 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:27.600 for you know, people if they want the extra episode, 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:29.320 and I don't know, if the dollars to write them out, 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:31.320 maybe it's less more. I don't know. This is what 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.480 he does, and he suggested he did suggest it, and 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.160 this guy is a podcast guru. We put our stock 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:40.120 in what this guy says. Yeah, he writes columns, he consults. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.439 And I said, well, I don't know, revisit that. We 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:47.440 were like, I feel really really creepy and dirty about 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.800 charging our listeners, right, but this would be like, hey, 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:51.360 it's that if you don't have to, you don't have to. 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:55.160 It's just that we'll see. We'll see now they listen. People. 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:56.720 A lot of people came to our defenses that they 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:59.200 would pay five cents, ten cents and episode right. People said, oh, 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:00.959 I'll pay a quarter for the sense I don't I 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.320 don't know. We're just throwing it out there. We're not 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:07.120 looking to do good boys stuff. However, free ship for 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:12.000 us again. Janevic strikes again on Twitter. Free ship for 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:17.200 us um. Jenevic said, we got an email, got a 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:23.160 text message saying, hey for us, what's up boys, don't 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:25.080 be rushing out of the studio today. You have a 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:28.520 delivery coming at twelve forty pm. Well, it's a welcome 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.480 back gift. Enjoy and guess what. At twelve forty pm, 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:35.679 the hotline rang from the lobby and they said, scary, 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:40.640 Brodie Bartie, scary, you have a delivery in the lobby. 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:45.320 Six pizza, six freaking pizza pie from John's Pizza, which 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.840 is fantastic, Time Square, Time Square, not the Bleaker players. 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.599 And I tweeted it out all the information, but we 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:59.199 got chicken meatball sausage combo. Uh. Anyway, there's none of 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.880 them have vegetables on so thank you, thank you so much. 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.920 And and by the way, who's piste Off producer Sam 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:09.280 who's a vegan. She's like, there's no vegetables on. You 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.679 know what I have to I'll tell her there's one 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:14.520 plane underneath of the stacks. I'll let her know. Oh, 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:18.160 don't let her eat. Of course, let her eat. I 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.280 don't want to hide that from her, the only thing 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.760 she could possibly eat. I'm already on my third. Two 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.640 meatballs and a sausage. Yeah, I had a meat Wait 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:30.160 a minute, that didn't sound right, and slices, two slices. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:34.120 Did you did you have the sausage between the two meatballs? Uh? 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:39.480 It was okay, Yeah, Well, thank you Janevic. Again, unnecessary, 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.360 Please don't do this. Let's not by the way, Janevic, 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.960 just so you know, because it's sort of random. Jamie 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:48.280 and I record Walkers and Talkers usually on Tuesdays or 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:51.560 Wednesdays around eleven o'clock. Yeah, is he because we shouted 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:54.000 him out on our other podcast and he said, oh, 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:55.520 what time do you guys record. I want to send 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.240 you something, Jenne if you don't need to send anything, 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:59.280 but that's when we do walkers. And speaking of walkers 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:02.559 and Talkers Episode one nine is up and live ready 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.719 to go. We recapped three episodes because we've been on 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.200 vacation on that show as well. I did not broadcast 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:10.160 live from the Dodge Car studio. I've never a chance 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:13.040 because I was on vacation and we were traveling. However, 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:19.440 Episode one fifty features Pollyanna mackintosh, who plays Jadis and 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.160 Anne on The Walking Dead. There's a new movie coming out, 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:24.880 so you're talking into the language right For those who 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:32.400 episode one fifty, Okay, skip skip, I'm glad you brought 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:36.280 up Skip thirty. Read about skipt. It has to do 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.000 with the song we're about. Okay, all right, so let 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.439 me just preface what you're gonna do. So I spent 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:42.800 I spent a little bit of my time on vacation 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.880 coming up with some new material for the show. I've 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:48.600 written a couple of things, but this is the first 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:51.600 one I got produced. But before you play it, this 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:54.400 is unrelated to people sending in these emails. I just 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:57.079 thought of it because I had made a comment when 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.800 it was going on that we needed a jingle for it. 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.440 It's in light blue, you see it. Yeah, I'll hold 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:07.240 on today. Read the emails all right, We're not going 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:10.280 to do an official email segment today which read emails 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:15.480 about what you're talking about. Let because I said, go ahead, 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:20.480 I'll say, okay, where is it? Then a lot of them, 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:24.120 a lot of them cover this topic all that has 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:27.160 to do with the Jersey Kid the last time. But no, 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:30.280 but they mentioned it. They mentioned it in a in 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.360 part of bigger emails. And I don't want to read 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.600 all these emails. So when the Jersey Kid was on 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:38.520 the last time he was, I said to people, I'm sorry. 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:40.280 I tried to get him out of here. I said, 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:43.319 just skip, skip ahead, to skip thirty, but skip ahead, 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.760 skip past this because we can't. We sit here and 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.439 he's here. We can't skip. We're living it. This is 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.800 what we do for you people, for the slices. We 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:54.480 sit through it. He's not here today, don't worry. But 0:12:54.520 --> 0:13:00.520 a bunch of people apparently emailed about the skip third. Um, 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:02.280 I heard my last email you brought up about the 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:06.880 Jersey Kid and died laughing. He responded, bite me, oh wow, 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.719 so Jersey Kid bites back. Um. I feel like if 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.679 I did, I would get some sort of mouth microsis 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:18.040 or herpo gana spurry spur ads. Is that even a word? 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:22.120 He sounds like a cigar smoking, greasy, used car salesman. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.200 I don't know what he means when he said he 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:27.960 would bounce me, but if it's literal, If it's literal, 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.400 I'm six four, two sixty and he doesn't sound too 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:34.960 athletic from the heavy, open mouth breathing between his attempts 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:38.480 to be on your show. Anyway, I love the show, guys, 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:43.240 keep it up and and uh oh. The R word 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.800 retarded should not be used for anything, should not be 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:49.199 used for insult, only for timing and engine and as 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.800 a shorter term for mental retardation. That was just another topic, 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:57.280 So Michael, Okay, here's Chris d' antonio. The subject is 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:01.040 the Jersey Kid. Keep him coming, or at least don't 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:05.520 stop him from coming, that is all. Yes, I miss 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:09.800 French him, which is the Jersey Kids podcast. But he 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:13.360 is room in the world for the Brooklyn Boys, oh 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.920 my god, and the Jersey Kids. Okay, Chris, I think 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:20.000 you're gonna read this. The Skips, I know I'm looking 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:23.240 for them. No, no, no, I am, I was. I 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:25.600 think most of them came in on Twitter. That's the thing, 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:27.240 all right. So a lot of people said they want 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:32.000 to skip ahead thirty seconds when he comes in. Right, okay, 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.600 So for all of you that want to skip ahead 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:35.760 when the Jersey Kid comes in, the first line of 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:37.200 the song it may not be clear, but it's the 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:39.120 first line is the Jersey kid, here we go, here, 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:59.760 come along along? Never great, don't up go hey move. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.960 That's right. When your Jersey kid in the studio, skip 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:14.640 dirty they you go. Next time he comes in, we'll 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.920 just play that over him. We'll turn the mics down. 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.680 I did something really ballsy on my vacation, Brodie, and 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.440 I don't know if you're gonna agree with me on this, 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:23.800 if you're gonna pat me on the back, or if 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.880 you if you're gonna say that I pulled a Brooklyn, 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.400 or if you're just gonna shame me. Do you need 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:30.600 to get the sponsorship jingle in No, but you might 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.480 want to shame on you jingle I'll get it or not. 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.520 So I was at the Jersey Shore and it was 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:42.760 the fourth of July and there's this restaurant that was 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:46.640 right near where the fireworks were. And as you can imagine, 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:50.400 dinner time before the fireworks on the beach, this restaurant 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:54.640 was pretty damn crowded. It was packed to the gills 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:58.400 with people. Now, were you do you have a reservation? No, 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:03.000 they don't take reservations. So I hear this coming name drop. No, no, no, 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:05.520 I didn't do this, didn't do that. I did something that. Yeah, 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.240 I'm gonna pull a left turn here. Don't even try 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:11.760 and predict what. Okay, So they have an outdoor patio 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:15.600 in the back filled with people and tables. Then they 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:19.160 got a room. A back room was filled with tables. 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.120 They got a side room filled with tables, a bar 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.160 area filled with tables, and a main dining area filled 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:26.200 with tables. This place could probably see about three people 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:30.680 at once. And they got people coming to the counter 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:37.520 from the front entrance of the place and from the 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.400 beach side back entrance to the place. The place runs 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:44.040 runs across it's, it's it's it's a long place. It's 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:49.840 a huge, huge, freaking huge huge. And there's no and 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.200 there are these girls at the front desk like trying 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:54.920 to take names, playing the waiting game. There's no beeper 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.560 or anything. It's just put your name down, wait for table. 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:00.760 How many in your party? Right, I'll scribble your name 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.880 on this clipboard here that's in the front, and you 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:09.280 go to the back. Same deal, different girls, clipboard, no 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:15.760 computer system, know anything. So me and Robin, Robin and I, 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.200 Robin and me walk into what we have. We'll get 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:24.280 to that later. Grammar police walk in survey the place. 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:28.080 I'm like, no one's paying attention here. They don't know. 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:30.320 This is the blind leading the blind is the fourth July. 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:33.680 The places jammed with people. We walked to the bar 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:37.040 area and we're standing there and all of a sudden, 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:41.000 we see not one or two, but five or six 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:46.600 tables scattered in the whole place. Because we case the 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:52.119 joint that we're empty. And fift minutes go by and 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:55.119 nobody sits down. They didn't see anybody at those tables. 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:58.159 These girls were in over their head, the girls in 0:17:58.200 --> 0:17:59.600 the front or did they not have a server? And 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:04.000 she was in the back, and the names of the 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.760 people were just like they were just whatever they were doing. 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:10.240 People were waiting, and I'm like, fucking time is money, 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.760 My money is time. I'm gonna pull a Brooklyn here. 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.719 I said, see that table for two sitting over there, 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:17.280 I'm like that that should has been empty for like 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.240 fifteen minutes. I said, let's go sit down right now. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:24.480 And she's horrified. She's like, we can't do that. I said, 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:27.800 oh yeah, we can. I said, oh yeah, so she 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:34.320 I should sit down. Already grabbed menus on. So as 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:38.440 we're walking, I passed like like people had taken menus 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:40.240 that they were finished with and put them on a ledge. 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:45.320 That two menus. She sits down. I give her one menu, 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:47.800 I take the other. Then we go to another empty 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:51.199 table where they were two um two, the wh the 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:53.600 fork and the knife and the spooner up in the napkins. 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:57.160 Know they're fold up. It was a proper table setting. 0:18:57.320 --> 0:18:59.000 I grabbed the two off the empty table and I 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:02.080 put it at our newly formed table. I ran to 0:19:02.119 --> 0:19:04.800 the bar and I said, hey, man, I got two 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:08.320 Voka sons. Yeah sure, okay, buddy, great, all right. I 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:11.800 grabbed them from the bar, sat down and now it 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:15.280 looks like we're like fifteen minutes into our meals. So 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:17.480 I'm sitting there with the men using and she's like 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:20.000 mortified because what if we get caught. What if they 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:22.399 see other people in this what if they saw this 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:25.719 table and they were I'm like, nah, First of all, 0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:29.200 they're now on a computer system. Secondly, the front the 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:33.439 front end of the house, right, so I can always 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:35.840 blame the front on the back of the back they 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:39.200 got they got no system in place. He complete chaos. 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:42.080 I'm like, I'm sucking hungry and I want to see 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:44.560 the damn fire with us. Did you complain that nobody's 0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:48.320 come to your table? Walks five because no one was 0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:51.000 coming to us because they weren't assigned to us. I said, oh, 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:53.240 so he's the fantom complained. He goes, Oh you got 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:55.040 He goes, I see you got your drinks? I said, yeah, 0:19:55.400 --> 0:19:59.520 I said the waitress. The waitress took our drink orders 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:02.879 here and that was it, and I we never got 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:07.320 you remember what she looked like? Yeah, dude, there's like 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:11.120 fifteen servers there. He goes, I'll be right back. I'll 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:14.359 take your order. He comes back, takes our order. We 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:18.399 have a full meal, relaxed, and plenty of time to 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:21.080 pay the bill and go outside and watch the fireworks. Fantastic. 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:23.399 What would you have done while I would have complained 0:20:23.400 --> 0:20:25.119 that nobody care to my table and gotten free dessert 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:29.080 for it A step first, Yeah, but I know it's 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:33.479 a little My girlfriend was like, that's fucking balls, but 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:37.159 she's yeah, but she doesn't act it. Man, what do 0:20:37.200 --> 0:20:41.000 you what was that the wrong thing to do? Well? No, 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:44.000 because they weren't sitting anybody there right now. If that 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:46.240 section was like waiting for a server to show off, No, 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:49.040 they were, they were, there were people. They was just 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:54.040 arbitrary tables that were empty. All right, Listen, I just 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:55.840 gave that guy a nice tip because he picked up 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:58.399 an extra table. We did, we did, but we just 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:01.520 totally said, you know what, screw this, we're in You 0:21:01.600 --> 0:21:03.720 gotta you gotta take advantage. You gotta drive the lane, 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:06.720 you gotta you gotta act with conviction. I'm not really 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:10.359 for taking advantage, but okay, in this case, where was 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:12.760 the harmon foul because I skipped, I cut the line. 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:14.840 Did I do what they did to you at the 0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:18.480 airport at that time when uh, when the airport lady 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:21.080 tried to cut in front of you and when they 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:24.240 called your group free and she was in group five. No, 0:21:24.400 --> 0:21:26.720 you did the right thing. I mean, because I have 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:32.439 no tolerance or patients for others ineptitude and stupidity. You know, 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:35.080 if you're not gonna you know, if you're not gonna 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:37.800 take you by the way, We did the restaurant owners 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:41.080 a service because that was that was time that was 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:45.080 going by, that that table was occupant. They do something again, 0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:48.440 free dessert? Where is it? And on the note of fireworks, 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:50.280 I mentioned this on the Big Show and I don't 0:21:50.280 --> 0:21:53.080 know why people do this. I'm not gonna do I'm 0:21:53.080 --> 0:21:56.160 not gonna get into it. People showed up at noon 0:21:56.320 --> 0:21:59.720 with their beach chairs. They showing up sitting on the 0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:02.520 bull ward walk and then at a good spot. Gotta 0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:05.800 get a good spot for what? For what? I could 0:22:05.840 --> 0:22:08.240 walk with? I could walk over to the beach five 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:11.600