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Speaker 1: Smell great, save money. Guess who just got back today?
Speaker 1: The Brooklyn is that it's been away. They both have
Speaker 1: so much to say. You know, their names are pretty
Speaker 1: and scared the boast its podcast coming at your MP
Speaker 1: three and three three? Yeah, I was gonna say it's
Speaker 1: not live and it's not on tape. Can we put
Speaker 1: it on wax? We should have a Brooklyn Final album
Speaker 1: and then charge thirty five dollars for it at Bontenoble,
Speaker 1: a commemorative Brooklyn Boys album. But it's done. It's looks
Speaker 1: like a pizza. Yes, yes, you remember back when records
Speaker 1: were red vinyl or no, no, they would they would
Speaker 1: actually make the vinyl. Yeah, the picture, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: can we have that for our one episode? And remember that?
Speaker 1: How many? How many? What do you get like, how
Speaker 1: many minutes? What's the maximum? Forty five minutes? Aside on
Speaker 1: a thirty three and a third LP album. I think
Speaker 1: now with technology, they can do an hour, don't you
Speaker 1: know whatever? We're looking up Don't Tweet us. We two
Speaker 1: episodes and I will my don't Tweet Me shirt while
Speaker 1: we're on vacation. It was awesome and um, we gotta
Speaker 1: just stop the go right from the beginning. And my
Speaker 1: myrex I Coke no I shirt correction. Okay, so let
Speaker 1: me set the stage. I got an email from instag
Speaker 1: d m on Instagram, from of course, from a guy
Speaker 1: named Mike. I believe Michael, and Mike said, Hey, what's
Speaker 1: your address? I want to send you something, huh like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's our address. Three or four days later, I get
Speaker 1: a package with T shirts for me and T shirts
Speaker 1: for Scary. We got three each, right or two each?
Speaker 1: Whatever was one for you? I got, we both got
Speaker 1: don't Tweet Me, and I got die coke Noise. We
Speaker 1: talked about it on episode eighty nine. I last episode
Speaker 1: was n maybe it was eighty eight, well we we
Speaker 1: I think it was eighty nine, whichever, whichever The last one, okay,
Speaker 1: last one we did before. The package didn't have any information.
Speaker 1: It had a packing slip from the company that shipped it,
Speaker 1: but it didn't have a name of who sent it.
Speaker 1: So I was like, Oh, had to be Mike because
Speaker 1: he asked me for the du four days a well,
Speaker 1: shortly after we got off the air on our last podcast,
Speaker 1: Liz a Costa in all caps two at the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boy It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Michael got the credit, but the shirts are actually from me,
Speaker 1: Liz Acosta from p A. Please see the previous emails.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm so sad, and I right back, Liz,
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's awful. There was no note, and Brody
Speaker 1: matched it up on Twitter with some guy who said
Speaker 1: he was sending us text emails you we we thoroughly apologize,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, beautiful and so uh and yes
Speaker 1: we're on vacation. Will definitely thank you on our next episode. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what Liz did was he put a Facebook message
Speaker 1: in one of the many fan Facebook pages and said
Speaker 1: I don't have Twitter or Instagram. I can't reach out
Speaker 1: to them, so please tell them it was me. So
Speaker 1: she writes back again on our email, I'm so glad
Speaker 1: you guys loved them. I sent you a follow up
Speaker 1: mail and that they were where they were coming. And yeah,
Speaker 1: they shipped directly from the company that made them. That's
Speaker 1: why there was no note. Sy. I didn't miss the note,
Speaker 1: but I thought they would have included a receipt with
Speaker 1: the order. If there was one, please kindly shred it
Speaker 1: as it would have my personal information in there. It
Speaker 1: did not. It just said such and such warehouse seeing
Speaker 1: whatever city and state. Right, But we would have screenshot
Speaker 1: at your info before we shredded it had there been something.
Speaker 1: But here's what I will say, because I don't know
Speaker 1: how you're gonna get a well, email us back, Liz,
Speaker 1: but let us know where you got the shirts from
Speaker 1: so we can get more printed up at some point
Speaker 1: licensed Episode zero Lis from p A. All right, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Now in terms of buying a
Speaker 1: picture disc or commemorative thing, a couple of things on
Speaker 1: that note. Number one another comedy club. We have two
Speaker 1: comedy clubs now fighting over us to do a live
Speaker 1: podcast at their facility. One has already promised us free
Speaker 1: dessert for all of the people that show up, right,
Speaker 1: and was that the one we talked to our boy
Speaker 1: Mark about okay because I told him, I said, this
Speaker 1: other venue that he was pitching has to have free desert,
Speaker 1: right and I said, has to have enough room to
Speaker 1: watch us, which they're not sure they do. And so
Speaker 1: the first place free dessert has a lot of room
Speaker 1: for us to set up and do a podcast and
Speaker 1: they and they regularly do podcasts fighting they have good dessert.
Speaker 1: They oh yeah, they do. The second thing about commemorative,
Speaker 1: we've talked about buying shirts, doing it go fund me,
Speaker 1: a kickstarter. Someone in the podcast industry that I know
Speaker 1: suggested something as a way to create revenue so that
Speaker 1: we have a little cash to buy T shirts and uh,
Speaker 1: you know whatever with our logo on it. And I
Speaker 1: thought it was kind of weird, but I wanted your
Speaker 1: feedback on it and to see what what are what
Speaker 1: are slices think of it? And then I want to
Speaker 1: talk about the slices we got tonight. Okay, we have
Speaker 1: and we have a real thank you to give out.
Speaker 1: So this was the idea. We do a second like
Speaker 1: one episode a month, just one a bonus episode, but
Speaker 1: it's a dollar in episode. You don't have to buy it,
Speaker 1: you can skip it. If you don't want to pay
Speaker 1: for it, doesn't take the place of one of the weeks.
Speaker 1: It's it's like, if you want it, you can buy it.
Speaker 1: If you're just a way to raise money, so we
Speaker 1: can buy Brooklyn Boy. So that'll be our fund, our
Speaker 1: slush fund. Right so we back in the day, we
Speaker 1: used to call that petty cash. Right now and we
Speaker 1: could buy stuff with with that money. I don't know
Speaker 1: even when we're gonna find time to do it. This
Speaker 1: was just an idea, and I thought, all right, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't I like doing the free podcast for the people,
Speaker 1: right I like that, but this has been a way
Speaker 1: for you know, people if they want the extra episode,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, if the dollars to write them out,
Speaker 1: maybe it's less more. I don't know. This is what
Speaker 1: he does, and he suggested he did suggest it, and
Speaker 1: this guy is a podcast guru. We put our stock
Speaker 1: in what this guy says. Yeah, he writes columns, he consults.
Speaker 1: And I said, well, I don't know, revisit that. We
Speaker 1: were like, I feel really really creepy and dirty about
Speaker 1: charging our listeners, right, but this would be like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's that if you don't have to, you don't have to.
Speaker 1: It's just that we'll see. We'll see now they listen. People.
Speaker 1: A lot of people came to our defenses that they
Speaker 1: would pay five cents, ten cents and episode right. People said, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll pay a quarter for the sense I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know. We're just throwing it out there. We're not
Speaker 1: looking to do good boys stuff. However, free ship for
Speaker 1: us again. Janevic strikes again on Twitter. Free ship for
Speaker 1: us um. Jenevic said, we got an email, got a
Speaker 1: text message saying, hey for us, what's up boys, don't
Speaker 1: be rushing out of the studio today. You have a
Speaker 1: delivery coming at twelve forty pm. Well, it's a welcome
Speaker 1: back gift. Enjoy and guess what. At twelve forty pm,
Speaker 1: the hotline rang from the lobby and they said, scary,
Speaker 1: Brodie Bartie, scary, you have a delivery in the lobby.
Speaker 1: Six pizza, six freaking pizza pie from John's Pizza, which
Speaker 1: is fantastic, Time Square, Time Square, not the Bleaker players.
Speaker 1: And I tweeted it out all the information, but we
Speaker 1: got chicken meatball sausage combo. Uh. Anyway, there's none of
Speaker 1: them have vegetables on so thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And and by the way, who's piste Off producer Sam
Speaker 1: who's a vegan. She's like, there's no vegetables on. You
Speaker 1: know what I have to I'll tell her there's one
Speaker 1: plane underneath of the stacks. I'll let her know. Oh,
Speaker 1: don't let her eat. Of course, let her eat. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hide that from her, the only thing
Speaker 1: she could possibly eat. I'm already on my third. Two
Speaker 1: meatballs and a sausage. Yeah, I had a meat Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, that didn't sound right, and slices, two slices.
Speaker 1: Did you did you have the sausage between the two meatballs? Uh?
Speaker 1: It was okay, Yeah, Well, thank you Janevic. Again, unnecessary,
Speaker 1: Please don't do this. Let's not by the way, Janevic,
Speaker 1: just so you know, because it's sort of random. Jamie
Speaker 1: and I record Walkers and Talkers usually on Tuesdays or
Speaker 1: Wednesdays around eleven o'clock. Yeah, is he because we shouted
Speaker 1: him out on our other podcast and he said, oh,
Speaker 1: what time do you guys record. I want to send
Speaker 1: you something, Jenne if you don't need to send anything,
Speaker 1: but that's when we do walkers. And speaking of walkers
Speaker 1: and Talkers Episode one nine is up and live ready
Speaker 1: to go. We recapped three episodes because we've been on
Speaker 1: vacation on that show as well. I did not broadcast
Speaker 1: live from the Dodge Car studio. I've never a chance
Speaker 1: because I was on vacation and we were traveling. However,
Speaker 1: Episode one fifty features Pollyanna mackintosh, who plays Jadis and
Speaker 1: Anne on The Walking Dead. There's a new movie coming out,
Speaker 1: so you're talking into the language right For those who
Speaker 1: episode one fifty, Okay, skip skip, I'm glad you brought
Speaker 1: up Skip thirty. Read about skipt. It has to do
Speaker 1: with the song we're about. Okay, all right, so let
Speaker 1: me just preface what you're gonna do. So I spent
Speaker 1: I spent a little bit of my time on vacation
Speaker 1: coming up with some new material for the show. I've
Speaker 1: written a couple of things, but this is the first
Speaker 1: one I got produced. But before you play it, this
Speaker 1: is unrelated to people sending in these emails. I just
Speaker 1: thought of it because I had made a comment when
Speaker 1: it was going on that we needed a jingle for it.
Speaker 1: It's in light blue, you see it. Yeah, I'll hold
Speaker 1: on today. Read the emails all right, We're not going
Speaker 1: to do an official email segment today which read emails
Speaker 1: about what you're talking about. Let because I said, go ahead,
Speaker 1: I'll say, okay, where is it? Then a lot of them,
Speaker 1: a lot of them cover this topic all that has
Speaker 1: to do with the Jersey Kid the last time. But no,
Speaker 1: but they mentioned it. They mentioned it in a in
Speaker 1: part of bigger emails. And I don't want to read
Speaker 1: all these emails. So when the Jersey Kid was on
Speaker 1: the last time he was, I said to people, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I tried to get him out of here. I said,
Speaker 1: just skip, skip ahead, to skip thirty, but skip ahead,
Speaker 1: skip past this because we can't. We sit here and
Speaker 1: he's here. We can't skip. We're living it. This is
Speaker 1: what we do for you people, for the slices. We
Speaker 1: sit through it. He's not here today, don't worry. But
Speaker 1: a bunch of people apparently emailed about the skip third. Um,
Speaker 1: I heard my last email you brought up about the
Speaker 1: Jersey Kid and died laughing. He responded, bite me, oh wow,
Speaker 1: so Jersey Kid bites back. Um. I feel like if
Speaker 1: I did, I would get some sort of mouth microsis
Speaker 1: or herpo gana spurry spur ads. Is that even a word?
Speaker 1: He sounds like a cigar smoking, greasy, used car salesman.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he means when he said he
Speaker 1: would bounce me, but if it's literal, If it's literal,
Speaker 1: I'm six four, two sixty and he doesn't sound too
Speaker 1: athletic from the heavy, open mouth breathing between his attempts
Speaker 1: to be on your show. Anyway, I love the show, guys,
Speaker 1: keep it up and and uh oh. The R word
Speaker 1: retarded should not be used for anything, should not be
Speaker 1: used for insult, only for timing and engine and as
Speaker 1: a shorter term for mental retardation. That was just another topic,
Speaker 1: So Michael, Okay, here's Chris d' antonio. The subject is
Speaker 1: the Jersey Kid. Keep him coming, or at least don't
Speaker 1: stop him from coming, that is all. Yes, I miss
Speaker 1: French him, which is the Jersey Kids podcast. But he
Speaker 1: is room in the world for the Brooklyn Boys, oh
Speaker 1: my god, and the Jersey Kids. Okay, Chris, I think
Speaker 1: you're gonna read this. The Skips, I know I'm looking
Speaker 1: for them. No, no, no, I am, I was. I
Speaker 1: think most of them came in on Twitter. That's the thing,
Speaker 1: all right. So a lot of people said they want
Speaker 1: to skip ahead thirty seconds when he comes in. Right, okay,
Speaker 1: So for all of you that want to skip ahead
Speaker 1: when the Jersey Kid comes in, the first line of
Speaker 1: the song it may not be clear, but it's the
Speaker 1: first line is the Jersey kid, here we go, here,
Speaker 1: come along along? Never great, don't up go hey move.
Speaker 1: That's right. When your Jersey kid in the studio, skip
Speaker 1: dirty they you go. Next time he comes in, we'll
Speaker 1: just play that over him. We'll turn the mics down.
Speaker 1: I did something really ballsy on my vacation, Brodie, and
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're gonna agree with me on this,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna pat me on the back, or if
Speaker 1: you if you're gonna say that I pulled a Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: or if you're just gonna shame me. Do you need
Speaker 1: to get the sponsorship jingle in No, but you might
Speaker 1: want to shame on you jingle I'll get it or not.
Speaker 1: So I was at the Jersey Shore and it was
Speaker 1: the fourth of July and there's this restaurant that was
Speaker 1: right near where the fireworks were. And as you can imagine,
Speaker 1: dinner time before the fireworks on the beach, this restaurant
Speaker 1: was pretty damn crowded. It was packed to the gills
Speaker 1: with people. Now, were you do you have a reservation? No,
Speaker 1: they don't take reservations. So I hear this coming name drop. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't do this, didn't do that. I did something that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull a left turn here. Don't even try
Speaker 1: and predict what. Okay, So they have an outdoor patio
Speaker 1: in the back filled with people and tables. Then they
Speaker 1: got a room. A back room was filled with tables.
Speaker 1: They got a side room filled with tables, a bar
Speaker 1: area filled with tables, and a main dining area filled
Speaker 1: with tables. This place could probably see about three people
Speaker 1: at once. And they got people coming to the counter
Speaker 1: from the front entrance of the place and from the
Speaker 1: beach side back entrance to the place. The place runs
Speaker 1: runs across it's, it's it's it's a long place. It's
Speaker 1: a huge, huge, freaking huge huge. And there's no and
Speaker 1: there are these girls at the front desk like trying
Speaker 1: to take names, playing the waiting game. There's no beeper
Speaker 1: or anything. It's just put your name down, wait for table.
Speaker 1: How many in your party? Right, I'll scribble your name
Speaker 1: on this clipboard here that's in the front, and you
Speaker 1: go to the back. Same deal, different girls, clipboard, no
Speaker 1: computer system, know anything. So me and Robin, Robin and I,
Speaker 1: Robin and me walk into what we have. We'll get
Speaker 1: to that later. Grammar police walk in survey the place.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no one's paying attention here. They don't know.
Speaker 1: This is the blind leading the blind is the fourth July.
Speaker 1: The places jammed with people. We walked to the bar
Speaker 1: area and we're standing there and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: we see not one or two, but five or six
Speaker 1: tables scattered in the whole place. Because we case the
Speaker 1: joint that we're empty. And fift minutes go by and
Speaker 1: nobody sits down. They didn't see anybody at those tables.
Speaker 1: These girls were in over their head, the girls in
Speaker 1: the front or did they not have a server? And
Speaker 1: she was in the back, and the names of the
Speaker 1: people were just like they were just whatever they were doing.
Speaker 1: People were waiting, and I'm like, fucking time is money,
Speaker 1: My money is time. I'm gonna pull a Brooklyn here.
Speaker 1: I said, see that table for two sitting over there,
Speaker 1: I'm like that that should has been empty for like
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. I said, let's go sit down right now.
Speaker 1: And she's horrified. She's like, we can't do that. I said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, we can. I said, oh yeah, so she
Speaker 1: I should sit down. Already grabbed menus on. So as
Speaker 1: we're walking, I passed like like people had taken menus
Speaker 1: that they were finished with and put them on a ledge.
Speaker 1: That two menus. She sits down. I give her one menu,
Speaker 1: I take the other. Then we go to another empty
Speaker 1: table where they were two um two, the wh the
Speaker 1: fork and the knife and the spooner up in the napkins.
Speaker 1: Know they're fold up. It was a proper table setting.
Speaker 1: I grabbed the two off the empty table and I
Speaker 1: put it at our newly formed table. I ran to
Speaker 1: the bar and I said, hey, man, I got two
Speaker 1: Voka sons. Yeah sure, okay, buddy, great, all right. I
Speaker 1: grabbed them from the bar, sat down and now it
Speaker 1: looks like we're like fifteen minutes into our meals. So
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there with the men using and she's like
Speaker 1: mortified because what if we get caught. What if they
Speaker 1: see other people in this what if they saw this
Speaker 1: table and they were I'm like, nah, First of all,
Speaker 1: they're now on a computer system. Secondly, the front the
Speaker 1: front end of the house, right, so I can always
Speaker 1: blame the front on the back of the back they
Speaker 1: got they got no system in place. He complete chaos.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sucking hungry and I want to see
Speaker 1: the damn fire with us. Did you complain that nobody's
Speaker 1: come to your table? Walks five because no one was
Speaker 1: coming to us because they weren't assigned to us. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: so he's the fantom complained. He goes, Oh you got
Speaker 1: He goes, I see you got your drinks? I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said the waitress. The waitress took our drink orders
Speaker 1: here and that was it, and I we never got
Speaker 1: you remember what she looked like? Yeah, dude, there's like
Speaker 1: fifteen servers there. He goes, I'll be right back. I'll
Speaker 1: take your order. He comes back, takes our order. We
Speaker 1: have a full meal, relaxed, and plenty of time to
Speaker 1: pay the bill and go outside and watch the fireworks. Fantastic.
Speaker 1: What would you have done while I would have complained
Speaker 1: that nobody care to my table and gotten free dessert
Speaker 1: for it A step first, Yeah, but I know it's
Speaker 1: a little My girlfriend was like, that's fucking balls, but
Speaker 1: she's yeah, but she doesn't act it. Man, what do
Speaker 1: you what was that the wrong thing to do? Well? No,
Speaker 1: because they weren't sitting anybody there right now. If that
Speaker 1: section was like waiting for a server to show off, No,
Speaker 1: they were, they were, there were people. They was just
Speaker 1: arbitrary tables that were empty. All right, Listen, I just
Speaker 1: gave that guy a nice tip because he picked up
Speaker 1: an extra table. We did, we did, but we just
Speaker 1: totally said, you know what, screw this, we're in You
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta take advantage. You gotta drive the lane,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta act with conviction. I'm not really
Speaker 1: for taking advantage, but okay, in this case, where was
Speaker 1: the harmon foul because I skipped, I cut the line.
Speaker 1: Did I do what they did to you at the
Speaker 1: airport at that time when uh, when the airport lady
Speaker 1: tried to cut in front of you and when they
Speaker 1: called your group free and she was in group five. No,
Speaker 1: you did the right thing. I mean, because I have
Speaker 1: no tolerance or patients for others ineptitude and stupidity. You know,
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna you know, if you're not gonna
Speaker 1: take you by the way, We did the restaurant owners
Speaker 1: a service because that was that was time that was
Speaker 1: going by, that that table was occupant. They do something again,
Speaker 1: free dessert? Where is it? And on the note of fireworks,
Speaker 1: I mentioned this on the Big Show and I don't
Speaker 1: know why people do this. I'm not gonna do I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get into it. People showed up at noon
Speaker 1: with their beach chairs. They showing up sitting on the
Speaker 1: bull ward walk and then at a good spot. Gotta
Speaker 1: get a good spot for what? For what? I could
Speaker 1: walk with? I could walk over to the beach five
Speaker 1: miles away, five miles away, or or walk onto the
Speaker 1: boardwalk thirty seconds before the fireworks start and look up.
Speaker 1: Why because the fireworks show is in the sky. You
Speaker 1: don't need to bring lawn chairs and towels for a
Speaker 1: quote good spot because the show isn't in front of you.
Speaker 1: This fireworks show is in the damn sky. You're looking
Speaker 1: everyone's looking up. So why are people wasting their day?
Speaker 1: There's no bathrooms around. They're like, it's not it's not
Speaker 1: for picnic purposes. It's a freaking boardwalking Asbury. You're now,
Speaker 1: that's one of my I have two other complaints about fireworks.
Speaker 1: Number one, I don't get them anymore. Now that I'm
Speaker 1: an adult, you understand, No, I understand how they work.
Speaker 1: I don't get the fascination. A hundred years, they really
Speaker 1: haven't advanced the technology of graphic display of fireworks. It's
Speaker 1: the same twelve patterns, the same different taps. It's the
Speaker 1: little sparkles that waterfall down the crack. It's the big bursts.
Speaker 1: It's the one that leaves the long streak in the sky,
Speaker 1: the waterfall. Yeah, like the shooting stars, they have like
Speaker 1: five the ones you see at the beginning of the Honeymoon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's the yellow reference that's been around that long. There's
Speaker 1: the green, there's the red, there's the yellow. So then
Speaker 1: you know, oh oh, they did a green and a
Speaker 1: yellow overlap. They did a red green, they did a
Speaker 1: green red. Oh they go boom boom, boom boom. Right,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm good now, and then fireworks. But
Speaker 1: they have made them to come up with a laser
Speaker 1: show with planes flying through I needed three D is
Speaker 1: the need c G I dinosaurs flying through the sky.
Speaker 1: In the last ten or fifteen years, there was one
Speaker 1: technological uh you know, advancement, and that was when they
Speaker 1: started making the shapes. There was the heart. Yea, they did.
Speaker 1: They did patterns, some of them for patterns. Now they
Speaker 1: never used to do that back in the day. It's
Speaker 1: it's a fairly new thing. I'll tell you where the
Speaker 1: where the fireworks display is is worthwhile? Disney And why
Speaker 1: is that? Because they getting choked up over That's what
Speaker 1: it is. Because they coordinated with Cinderella's Castle and the
Speaker 1: Laser Show and Disney music, and they time it to
Speaker 1: the music and and Peter Pan goes flying across like
Speaker 1: it's a it's a spectacle other than that fireworks like
Speaker 1: I missed it, Like this year, I missed it. They
Speaker 1: we're going off. I heard it in the neighborhood. The
Speaker 1: town was doing it. Plus people, what are you doing
Speaker 1: filming it? What are you doing with your phone out?
Speaker 1: Back in the day people have those big video cameras.
Speaker 1: They would point him at the sky and they'd film it.
Speaker 1: Who goes home and rewatches a fireworks shover? Never? Never,
Speaker 1: in fact, go on YouTube watch somebody else now what
Speaker 1: I did do? Just to show. By the way, if
Speaker 1: you're listening this and you say you go back, you're
Speaker 1: lying or you need here's where it's acceptable and where
Speaker 1: I did it. I did it on my instant story
Speaker 1: because it's gonna be gone in twenty for hours. I
Speaker 1: don't mean like, hey, I was at a fireworks display
Speaker 1: talking about something. I wanted to say, Hey, look, I'm
Speaker 1: Asbury Park board Walk watching these fireworks. Here's a couple
Speaker 1: of gratuitous shots of fireworks and by the way, they
Speaker 1: disappear like the fireworks themselves. But but I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: put a hard post on Instagram with with hours of
Speaker 1: video like I used to, because I made that mistake
Speaker 1: once or twice. I think I put up twenty I
Speaker 1: think I put Disney fireworks up. Here's the thing, and
Speaker 1: I mentioned on my Instagram many years ago because I
Speaker 1: filmed somebody filming the fireworks at Disney. They were filming it,
Speaker 1: but like from behind the castles. You even see the
Speaker 1: last show anyway, what are you filming? Man? You're never
Speaker 1: gonna watch it, and you go on YouTube and watch
Speaker 1: someone else watch it. It's like when you take pictures
Speaker 1: of landmarks. Well, that was my next thing I was
Speaker 1: gonna say. I'm like, well, then do you not where
Speaker 1: do you draw the line? Do you not take picture
Speaker 1: with the leaning Tower of Pizza, the Eifel Tower because
Speaker 1: of the picture of me in the picture, right, but
Speaker 1: don't you But when you take it of it, it's
Speaker 1: it's senseless. Because I want angle you want I want.
Speaker 1: I can google image any face things, most things. But
Speaker 1: if you're in the picture, now it becomes valuable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes they take pictures just the stuff.
Speaker 1: Sometimes like I was there, look at me at the Acropolis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't been. That's the next cruise, after the next one.
Speaker 1: Who cruises from now? I think we're gonna do that.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go to grease You're gonna go to Greece
Speaker 1: and Italy and the whole thing. Can I pick on
Speaker 1: you yet you're hanging out with a grease ball? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're gonna. Yeah, I have a couple
Speaker 1: of called me. Now I'll take my lumps. You get
Speaker 1: a Grammar police, I'm a grand police. You get the
Speaker 1: jingle you got three three grand. A lot of times
Speaker 1: it's because I'm rushed. Yeah, yeah, I hit the jingle
Speaker 1: the grand Police. Yeah, what are you hiding it? You're
Speaker 1: not getting it? No, tell me what I did wrong first,
Speaker 1: and then tell me you were at a club. You
Speaker 1: had a club called Dnick maybe at I don't know,
Speaker 1: or you were at mendicor Modern Core, Matha's Tiki Bar
Speaker 1: something on Mortels Tiki bar and poor pleasant. I can't
Speaker 1: read it because this stuff under it, like you put
Speaker 1: you use the white font over white things. Everyone in
Speaker 1: this picture as a white thing. Jersey Shore. Alright, I
Speaker 1: was the Jersey Shore. So you wrote some Monday. Here's
Speaker 1: what I think. I think you don't listen to the
Speaker 1: podcast because we spent like ten minutes talking about this
Speaker 1: about using the word even when it doesn't help the sentence.
Speaker 1: Police police policee. Your caption was, does anyone even work
Speaker 1: on Monday's? Does anyone even work on Monday's? Okay? I
Speaker 1: did that on purpose? Yeah? What was It's like, does
Speaker 1: anyone even because it was it was meant for punctuation, accentuation?
Speaker 1: And like who even because it works like a lot
Speaker 1: of people use that in their every day doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense in this situation? Does anyone said, does anyone work
Speaker 1: on Monday's? Does anyone even work on Monday's? I think
Speaker 1: you're okay, there, no, there's no one, there's no purpose
Speaker 1: for that, Okay, who like who even works on Monday's?
Speaker 1: Don't let me get the millennials from twentysomething's to prove
Speaker 1: me right on this. They're not gonna, so they're gonna
Speaker 1: prove that they're wrong. If you had said, if you
Speaker 1: said something like, it's just a it's it's a it's
Speaker 1: a colloquialism, colloquialism, it isn't and you're not a millennial?
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. I was speaking like one. My audience on
Speaker 1: Instagram is half millennials. It doesn't matter. Does anyone even work? Like,
Speaker 1: who even works on Monday's? Okay, but you didn't write that.
Speaker 1: You wrote, does anyone even work? Does anyone even work?
Speaker 1: And even should be something shocking? Yeah, that's shocking. Does
Speaker 1: anyone Everybody was at that fucking club and nobody was working.
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying. Does anyone even work? Who
Speaker 1: even works? No? It, does anyone here work? There's a
Speaker 1: picture of people in their bathing suits. You don't in
Speaker 1: the summer? You don't. I get it. You're wrong. Okay. Second,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you another On my Twitter and my Instagram,
Speaker 1: I put up a screenshot of a text message you sent.
Speaker 1: We have a chat room during the show and you wrote,
Speaker 1: you put a lot is one word. I mean, do
Speaker 1: you listen to this podcast? You can never be my
Speaker 1: interest to a lot as to words, that's correct. We've
Speaker 1: talked about how can people I could be your boss,
Speaker 1: you can't be my boss? Are you kidding me? A lot? Wait?
Speaker 1: That's that was an internal dialogue that was not on
Speaker 1: That was on internal dialogue that we were talking on
Speaker 1: the show, and that was on Instagram. You're on a lot,
Speaker 1: but you put it on Instagram. That wasn't for public consumption.
Speaker 1: That was a private conversation I was having with Elvis.
Speaker 1: That was like a text message. We make grammatical mirrors,
Speaker 1: grammatical errors in our texts all the time. That's not
Speaker 1: a forum to be ratically correct. And you took it
Speaker 1: and you made it. You put it on as if
Speaker 1: it was Yeah, of course you took it as if
Speaker 1: I made that as a tweet or an Instagram post
Speaker 1: or a Facebook post. That wasn't on, That wasn't originally
Speaker 1: in public. That was a private message from Elvis, from
Speaker 1: me to Elvis. But you wrote a lot as one word.
Speaker 1: But all right, I'm sure, Mr Grammar. Look look at
Speaker 1: your freaking typos and everything. Absolutely, you don't speak grammatical
Speaker 1: because you're saying it was just a typo. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know a lot as too. Okay, sure enough. Play
Speaker 1: the clip, which one the one that says grammar police,
Speaker 1: scary three, Bobby Green. Oh, it's on the other page.
Speaker 1: It's on the clips page. So you and Will together
Speaker 1: and we had the best time. I can't say me
Speaker 1: and Will. It's no Will and me went to you
Speaker 1: and Will and I thank you you and Will. Everyone
Speaker 1: out the phone opsy and turns all the heads turned.
Speaker 1: It couldn't be even you and Will and Shearon did
Speaker 1: it in a fucking song. He's poetic license. You're not
Speaker 1: a poet, Yes I am. I'm an artist. People listen
Speaker 1: to us to be creative on the morning showing you
Speaker 1: that was on the big show. You was just on
Speaker 1: the big sho that was on the big show this morning.
Speaker 1: Don't me and her? We make money the same way,
Speaker 1: me and her. And he called comes up his head
Speaker 1: up and he's like, and Shearon shakes head and shape
Speaker 1: cent police. That's right. Don't time every time Ariana Grande
Speaker 1: says a tim machine, you go crazy, you get upset,
Speaker 1: all right, and when and when Beyonce says, I could
Speaker 1: care less what you think, and and then him and
Speaker 1: I with Halsey that one all right? So but we
Speaker 1: can speak that way. Yeah you shouldn't. You're on this podcast,
Speaker 1: me and Will. You can't say me and Will had
Speaker 1: a great time in me unless you're gonna. I want
Speaker 1: to hear you say me had a great time just
Speaker 1: once woke down the hall. How are you doing? Me hungry?
Speaker 1: My head hurts. You shall I go back on vacation? Please?
Speaker 1: I'm going back on What did you even do on vacation?
Speaker 1: What did I even do? Yeah? Exactly what did you
Speaker 1: even do? That's see punctuation right there. Uh let me see,
Speaker 1: let me try to accent the situation. So, uh did
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff around the house. But my wife
Speaker 1: and I went to New England. When in New England,
Speaker 1: we went to Boston, were there on the fourth of July.
Speaker 1: Didn't watch the fireworks even though we were right there.
Speaker 1: Then we went to New Hampshire and then we went
Speaker 1: to Portland, Maine. Portland, Maine is a great talent. If
Speaker 1: you follow me on social media, know that Lobster rolls
Speaker 1: have the Lobster Rolls after Lobster rolls my pictures very clear.
Speaker 1: The Samsung Galaxy Note nines, great phone, by the way,
Speaker 1: I cracked the screen on it. They're fixing it for free.
Speaker 1: Of course they are you, David bro that's right. I
Speaker 1: called him up there like just see your name and there, like,
Speaker 1: we're not even gonna funk with this guy. We're just
Speaker 1: gonna get the two phones are free. Yeah, I said, No,
Speaker 1: that's not my fault. The designs bad, I said, because
Speaker 1: you can't take the glass off and place to go
Speaker 1: as I cut my cheek. So now you owe me
Speaker 1: for band aids and six months free service. No, there's
Speaker 1: plenty of those stories in here on my on my list.
Speaker 1: Hold on, there's my my big list of stuff, all right.
Speaker 1: So we went to England. So the hotel we stayed
Speaker 1: at in Portland, we check in and we have an
Speaker 1: a d A room. Yes, that's Americans with Disability Act
Speaker 1: official room. It's been you'd call it a handicap room
Speaker 1: old school. Now it's called an a d A A
Speaker 1: compliant room, meaning so the floor, the whole the floors
Speaker 1: are really wide. So from the bed to the ledge
Speaker 1: where you put your stuff, it's a huge space. From
Speaker 1: the club to my homies from the obviously for a
Speaker 1: wheelchair to fit, which is fine. And the bathroom is
Speaker 1: a handicap bathroom, which means it has a roll in
Speaker 1: shower with like a huge fold down seat, and all
Speaker 1: the shower heads are low and it's you know, you
Speaker 1: can adjust them, but it's and the toilet is lower.
Speaker 1: It's it's designed really for people who need a service.
Speaker 1: So first of all, I don't want to take a
Speaker 1: room like that from somebody who needs it. And second
Speaker 1: of all, I really want a regular shower with glass doors.
Speaker 1: And you know, because otherwise it's a curtain. You're getting
Speaker 1: the floor wet, you get the bathroom floor wet. I've
Speaker 1: I've done that. It doesn't work for me. So I
Speaker 1: called down. I said, say, listen, we didn't book an
Speaker 1: a D A room. Can you please get us. Now
Speaker 1: here's the kicker. When we get there, the woman, the girl,
Speaker 1: uh name was among their name? Come on, you don't
Speaker 1: want to out her, all right? It was it was Donna.
Speaker 1: So Donna says, um, you have two rooms booked. So
Speaker 1: my wife says, uh, yeah, but I canceled one. Well
Speaker 1: you didn't get both of them, so I said, it
Speaker 1: is same. Yeah, they're exactly the same. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll cancel one and whichever one is the bet of you.
Speaker 1: She's yeah, i'll just cancel this. We give you that one. Okay.
Speaker 1: So we get upstairs. I called it. I said, hey, Donna,
Speaker 1: we got a handicap room. She says, oh, okay, So
Speaker 1: can I get the other room that we had a
Speaker 1: minute ago? We had two rooms we just sold that
Speaker 1: already were sold out. Now, no, no, no, no, no, Donna,
Speaker 1: I don't want a handicap room. I said, I gotta have,
Speaker 1: you know, non handicapped room. But I said I would
Speaker 1: prefer it. Okay. So she says, well, let me check
Speaker 1: with my manager. Okay, Tanya. I said, okay, go check
Speaker 1: with Tanya. So she's I hope I can hold and
Speaker 1: I shall clear it back causing back in like six
Speaker 1: seven minutes. Yeah, there's nothing we can do. Sold out,
Speaker 1: so I said. So I said, listen, I'm looking down
Speaker 1: your hallway and housekeeping is cleaning all these rooms that
Speaker 1: are empty. Okay, those people haven't shown up yet. Why
Speaker 1: should they get the rooms? But we didn't get the room.
Speaker 1: You canceled the good room, the regular room. Right, very
Speaker 1: very observant of you. You called them out on the bush.
Speaker 1: I said, so give the handicap room to somebody who's
Speaker 1: not here yet, maybe they won't complain. You had proprietary information,
Speaker 1: he said, I'm here first, and I had a non
Speaker 1: handicapped room. You chose to cancel that one and leave
Speaker 1: me with the handicap I asked you if they were
Speaker 1: the same room, and you said, yes, they're not. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's all right, I'll call it back. Doesn't call me back.
Speaker 1: I called downstairs because the tub is lower right, No,
Speaker 1: it's flat, there's no there's no lip. So if you
Speaker 1: if if you use the shower, you can slip you
Speaker 1: walk out. Then you need the handcap rooms. So I get,
Speaker 1: I get Trish on time. By the way, was it
Speaker 1: on discount? No, the handicapone. So I get, I get
Speaker 1: tell you on the phone. And I said, look, I'm
Speaker 1: in the room now. It was close to forty minutes.
Speaker 1: I said, my was one chair in the room, which
Speaker 1: my wife is sitting in. I said, I'm not sitting
Speaker 1: on the bed, so I want to mess your beds up.
Speaker 1: We're not using your toilet. We have to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom because they're trying to keep the room where
Speaker 1: you could you know, re re rent it, you know,
Speaker 1: resell it, rere you book it. So it's uncomfortable. I'm
Speaker 1: standing here for a half our dirty five minutes, whatever
Speaker 1: it is. I said, you gotta get me a room.
Speaker 1: There's there's rooms everywhere. The place allows you with empty rooms.
Speaker 1: She says, well, let me see what I can do.
Speaker 1: I said, should I come down to the front desk. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's okay. You stay there. How long do you have
Speaker 1: to stay here? I'll take care of it. And I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll stay. Don't put me on hold.
Speaker 1: I'll stay right so I hear the Sometimes I think
Speaker 1: that an effect. Well, you know on phone taps, when
Speaker 1: we tell people where we're canceling their flights, we we
Speaker 1: just hit the keyboard, right, I'm thinking she's not doing ship.
Speaker 1: She's gonna tell me this, I said, listen. I said,
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. I feel like paying
Speaker 1: full price for this room when we had the other room.
Speaker 1: You guys messed up and booked us twice and then
Speaker 1: cancel the wrong room. You gotta help me out here,
Speaker 1: I said, So you can either leave me in this
Speaker 1: room with a discount we'll find me another room. All right,
Speaker 1: hold on, we have a room for you on the
Speaker 1: third floor with a better view and we'll be okay.
Speaker 1: Great then, yeah, as I said to I, go so,
Speaker 1: I've been in this room a half hour. I gotta
Speaker 1: now take my luggage back downstairs, come back and get
Speaker 1: a key, go back up, I said. So, either get
Speaker 1: me the new room and we'll call it even, which
Speaker 1: I hate doing, or you can give me this room
Speaker 1: in a discount. But now it's getting out of hand.
Speaker 1: We didn't book the room. You made a mistake. That's
Speaker 1: on you. So as soon as I called the off
Speaker 1: and told him saw the empty rooms, well that's it.
Speaker 1: You have to have that knowledge going. Here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: My wife said to me she was a good job.
Speaker 1: I wish it didn't have to come to that, I
Speaker 1: said to I said to her, I said, you know,
Speaker 1: my you know, you know, you know how I live.
Speaker 1: People will mostly not do the right thing or the
Speaker 1: extra thing if it takes another little effort unless you
Speaker 1: push them. It's a shame. You shouldn't have to, but
Speaker 1: you have to otherwise you get stepped. Yeah, we're were
Speaker 1: sold out. I'm so sorry because they're just used to
Speaker 1: that robotic like rolling over steamrolling over the custom people
Speaker 1: going okay, okay, okay, okay, right, yeah, no, I I
Speaker 1: see where you're coming from. You know you're not wrong
Speaker 1: there either. And I and look, I'm on vacation. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to get upset, I said to I said
Speaker 1: to my wife when I when the girls put me,
Speaker 1: I'll call you back. I said, this counted room or
Speaker 1: just a room. We're on vacation. She said, do me
Speaker 1: a favorite, Just get the room you didn't want. You
Speaker 1: don't want free dessert. Had a clear with the wife
Speaker 1: which version of me should I be when of phone rings.
Speaker 1: At a similar situation with laziness, um went to a
Speaker 1: taco stand and one of the menu items was Catch
Speaker 1: of the Day, and um I said, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: like an order of the Barbara Cola in order of
Speaker 1: the Catch of the day. And she's like sitting there
Speaker 1: like her eyes are rolling. Barbacoa is barbecue. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's it's like a pineapple pork, it's whatever they call it.
Speaker 1: That's in this case, it was like a pork pineapple thing.
Speaker 1: But Brodie, they're like, you don't have the catch of
Speaker 1: the day. It's it's one o'clock in the afternoon. You
Speaker 1: guys just opened up like an hour or two hours ago. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe they only caught one. That's the catch, catch catch
Speaker 1: of here's the catch. You're not getting the catch. So
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, we yeah, I don't. I don't really
Speaker 1: see it, you know. And and then she had her
Speaker 1: phone in her hand. She was texting her friend and
Speaker 1: like what this girl was like not wanting to be there.
Speaker 1: She was this is a girl who got lucky to
Speaker 1: get a job in a taco stand instead of her
Speaker 1: local fast food place, because you know, for the summer,
Speaker 1: it's a summer job type thing. But the zero effort.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing zero five. As I'm talking about it,
Speaker 1: and then luckily I went back in. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: was the catch of the day. She couldn't tell me,
Speaker 1: but right but then she's like I said, She goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we have all this stuff here. We have these
Speaker 1: three items, these four types, and there's nothing here for
Speaker 1: the So as she's talking to me with about the
Speaker 1: catch of the day, her boss comes by and he
Speaker 1: overhears the conversation. He goes, catch of the day, You,
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't cut the catch of the day.
Speaker 1: He goes, of course we got the catch of the day.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, through the window, because again it's a
Speaker 1: stand taco stands. She's inside the window. You can ask question.
Speaker 1: You're a street vendor, she's and it's a side of
Speaker 1: a building made to look like a street vendor. Yes,
Speaker 1: street vendor style to stand. Okay, you just stand. Are
Speaker 1: you really getting your fish catch of the day from
Speaker 1: a taco stand? I just wanted what it was and
Speaker 1: he goes. He goes, it's mahi mahi. And of course
Speaker 1: we don't have it over there because it's made special
Speaker 1: and fresh every day. He goes, I got it over
Speaker 1: here in this side of the kitchen where I am.
Speaker 1: He goes, I'll make it. I'll get it for you.
Speaker 1: But two things now, First of all, does that mean
Speaker 1: everything else is not fresh because he's making this by hand?
Speaker 1: Or secondly, you're shouldn't you know where the fund the
Speaker 1: catch of the day is. If people are coming in
Speaker 1: every day asking for it, what you have to put
Speaker 1: it in an effort at your job. But she didn't
Speaker 1: want him. It was the same situation, Brodie. She didn't
Speaker 1: want to make the extra effort to eat if it
Speaker 1: was a catching. Yes, I am a customer. I'm asking
Speaker 1: for the catch of the day. It's not in front
Speaker 1: of you, so you're just gonna automatically say no, how
Speaker 1: do you do that? The phone? The cell phone thing
Speaker 1: is reminds me. Was that a fast food place on
Speaker 1: vacation and the girl was leaning against like the counter
Speaker 1: down the back counter. Excuse me, can I get your
Speaker 1: phone number? She's why I want to text you that
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for you. She's I don't know, she says,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like she was staring at her phone. How
Speaker 1: do you not see me? I'm standing there so f
Speaker 1: those people. Well, I gotta list a little little little
Speaker 1: tidbits I wanted to throw in about about the hotel.
Speaker 1: If you if you have a TV in a hotel
Speaker 1: and the remote doesn't have a sleep button, that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: If you don't have a sleep timer in a hotel
Speaker 1: where you want to fall asleep, but have the TV
Speaker 1: shut off, that's crap. We were in a hotel, same hotel.
Speaker 1: You couldn't put the sleep timer on, so you had
Speaker 1: to turn the TV off. Because my wife wanted to
Speaker 1: go to sleep and I want to watch television, so
Speaker 1: I can't let the TV stay on if I fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Don't build a hotel unless you have an obvious button
Speaker 1: that says sleep timer. And don't buy the TVs that
Speaker 1: don't have numbers. She can't go directly to a channel.
Speaker 1: This freaking thing had a guide button, right, You had
Speaker 1: to scroll up and down. So even though I knew
Speaker 1: that the channel I won was was twenty three, you
Speaker 1: couldn't just hit two three. You got to scroll down
Speaker 1: and the guide and hit the plus. Terrible, terrible. So
Speaker 1: f that um that was in Boston. That wasn't no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the main people that was fine, uh in Boston. That
Speaker 1: The subway there is called the T T Line. So
Speaker 1: my wife and I are getting off. We're going to
Speaker 1: Fanuel Hall and we're getting off the train and by
Speaker 1: the way, park Street. It's one of the stops, and
Speaker 1: the guys like next to pack Street Pack Street Pack,
Speaker 1: Pack Pack Street Pack. Don't let him drive the train.
Speaker 1: We'll have pre recorded because if you're not from there,
Speaker 1: Pack is pack. I want Park Street. It shouldn't be
Speaker 1: that hard. I know it's an accent, all right. So
Speaker 1: we're got to get off. Now there's subway rules, there's
Speaker 1: train rules. What are the rules? People get off right,
Speaker 1: then you get on right when you get on a
Speaker 1: train like an elevator, stand to the side, let people
Speaker 1: get off, then you get then you get on. So
Speaker 1: well that's common sense etiquette. So my wife and I
Speaker 1: were getting off. Now we stayed at the right the
Speaker 1: door opens, we stayed there right. We walk single file
Speaker 1: because we are professional commuters. So she I'm right behind
Speaker 1: her and we get off so that we're not like
Speaker 1: side by side. These two women maybe as a mother
Speaker 1: and a daughter, I don't know. They looked around the
Speaker 1: same age. I don't know whatever they're were. They're walking
Speaker 1: on the train as we're trying to get off. They
Speaker 1: did not only didn't they wait, they're locked arms like
Speaker 1: arm in arm locked arms like Derri Hassins their froncorporated
Speaker 1: on the run and Shirley old reference reference right like
Speaker 1: they're doing a hole down. So now they are too
Speaker 1: with that two people wide blocking the hall entrance trying
Speaker 1: to get on. So normally my wife does not like
Speaker 1: when I speak out loud to people, but I knew
Speaker 1: I was right. So which we were trying to get off,
Speaker 1: they didn't even turn sideways. How could they they were
Speaker 1: in an arm lock, right, so my wife had to
Speaker 1: like squeeze between the door and them to get off
Speaker 1: the platform. So I turned them and go, oh, don't
Speaker 1: unlock your arms or anything like that, and they looked
Speaker 1: at me like what. I don't know if they spoke
Speaker 1: English or not to say, I don't think they're from here.
Speaker 1: They looked like maybe they were from an Asian country,
Speaker 1: but they could be from here, but you know, it
Speaker 1: could have been tourism. And fourth of July people are traveling.
Speaker 1: I get it. We're good, right, but don't Yeah, we're good,
Speaker 1: but don't walk arm in arms side by side to
Speaker 1: get on a train. So fuck you you too. I
Speaker 1: gotta cross that off. You're venting in the lobby of
Speaker 1: the hotel. Bertie's taking a giant. Shit. This is the
Speaker 1: this is your your way of feeling the relief after
Speaker 1: you've eaten a giant. I'm in the lobby of the
Speaker 1: hotel with the handicap room, which we got replaced, and
Speaker 1: they have free breakfast the next day. So we're checking out.
Speaker 1: We have a luggage and we sit down and in
Speaker 1: the lobby there's like a counter with nice, nice free breakfast.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, nice free breakfast. And there's two guys
Speaker 1: who seemed like they're a couple and one of their
Speaker 1: mothers are sitting at the table. Your mother and the
Speaker 1: guys very loud. The one guy is very flamboyantly loud.
Speaker 1: Oh look at this picture. Oh look at this. Oh
Speaker 1: look at my friend posted look at Okay. So he's
Speaker 1: looking at something and he says to his partner, look
Speaker 1: at this girl camping. And he says, am I seeing
Speaker 1: this right? Or is this an obstacle allusion? I have
Speaker 1: never that's grammar police. I have never heard optical allusion
Speaker 1: become obstacle allusion. I googled it. I couldn't find like
Speaker 1: anyone who wrote a blog and used it. Nobody obstacle allusion.
Speaker 1: Now it makes sense to me that an obstacle that
Speaker 1: didn't isn't what it should be might be an optical allusion.
Speaker 1: I get it. I get why it works. But my
Speaker 1: my wife said to me, don't look over there. She
Speaker 1: knows me so well. She I was like to hear us.
Speaker 1: I heard that, look say an again. I said, podcast
Speaker 1: we um, We've talked about this a little bit on
Speaker 1: the Big Show, but I wanted to get your honest
Speaker 1: opinion about it, because you I don't think you've voiced
Speaker 1: an opinion about the rules of saving pool chairs. You
Speaker 1: get one. No, but do you even get to save
Speaker 1: it or do you have to be there and be
Speaker 1: on it? You know what, it's becoming a It's becoming
Speaker 1: a thing at every every resort you go to where
Speaker 1: you get up at the as crack of dawn six
Speaker 1: seven in the morning, however earlier it takes, and it
Speaker 1: gets earlier and earlier every time in every place because
Speaker 1: people are now on a in a race, and you
Speaker 1: get up early and you collect your belongings. Maybe you
Speaker 1: take an old baseball hat, your sun block, your sunglass
Speaker 1: case empty, and or some an old magazine or some
Speaker 1: ship and you're bringing in a beach bag and you
Speaker 1: go down to where the pool is and you go
Speaker 1: get the towels, and you set up the towels and
Speaker 1: you you put them out in the lounge chairs and
Speaker 1: you take one to three tops out of no four,
Speaker 1: are you even entitled to those two savings? It's like
Speaker 1: saving seats and how you do that and then you
Speaker 1: go back to bed. No, you wake up at eleven
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, you no you don't save him
Speaker 1: for the day. No, No, at eleven am, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come back and spend the day there. When did you
Speaker 1: save them seven am? No, you're fucking asshole. No, but
Speaker 1: isn't there a grace period of time you go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom on bread back? Then you then basically you're
Speaker 1: saying that you have to get the funk up at
Speaker 1: seven o'clock and sit your ass down there. We'll have
Speaker 1: kids and make them do it. I'm not ready. I'm
Speaker 1: ready to go to the pool at nine o'clock. You'll
Speaker 1: be ready to look for a chair. Sorry, no, you
Speaker 1: don't get to do that. And you know what else
Speaker 1: you don't get to do. There's gotta be a towel rule.
Speaker 1: When you're done, take your fucking sweaty, wet, curled up
Speaker 1: towel and dump in the town. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: First of all, nobody wants touch your gross ass towel. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're done with it, be a human being. The pool
Speaker 1: guy doesn't need to come over and clean up like
Speaker 1: your table, and a restaurant does need to come and
Speaker 1: clean up your towel. I'll tell you why that's a
Speaker 1: problem for me. Number one, I don't touch it. Number two,
Speaker 1: how do you know if that's not someone in the
Speaker 1: pool and that's their chair and that's the towel, they'll
Speaker 1: be right back. So a hundred chairs, people are done
Speaker 1: with that. They're done with those chairs. They're done. We're
Speaker 1: done with the chairs. That's a problem. So you need
Speaker 1: to either fold your towel or leave an item, leave
Speaker 1: your sunglasses, leave a shoe, leave a slipper. By the way,
Speaker 1: you can't take if you have two flip flops, right,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you do, unless you have a like a
Speaker 1: handicap problem. You one leg, I get it. Do you
Speaker 1: have two ft two sneakers? You can't put one sneaker
Speaker 1: at one chair and one sneaker another chair and make
Speaker 1: it like you saving. I can't do that either. You're
Speaker 1: only one person. But yeah, I understand that you want
Speaker 1: to turn those chairs over so they want to show
Speaker 1: that it's empty by pulling your stuff off of there.
Speaker 1: That I agree with. But so I get out there
Speaker 1: to save a chair from myself at like eight o'clock
Speaker 1: and there's this woman, this real you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about? No, I don't. What do you mean? She
Speaker 1: was a yenta? Oh yeah, she was, you know the type.
Speaker 1: She was ballsy. She was probably from Brooklyn, Italian, might
Speaker 1: have been Italian, maybe not sensing it. And she was
Speaker 1: like arguing with the pool boy, you're gonna do the
Speaker 1: voice just now. I saw you winding up, you went
Speaker 1: and then you changed that. You don't understand Italian. You
Speaker 1: got eighty it's your people, brilliant, funny people. Yeah them
Speaker 1: you I got eighteen paper coming here today. They're all
Speaker 1: my guests. Okay. So she laid twelve towels across twelve
Speaker 1: lounge chairs, and she's took three day beds which were
Speaker 1: double day beds behind it, and David day bed deal.
Speaker 1: A real date is even worse because there's less of those.
Speaker 1: This bitch felt like she could take the fucking pool
Speaker 1: deck as her own and walk away and say I'll
Speaker 1: be back. Not only not only did she do it
Speaker 1: and get away with it because the pool boy and
Speaker 1: she tipped the pool point lost the fight because she argued,
Speaker 1: got in his face and walked away. During the course
Speaker 1: of the day, the weather wasn't so great, so only
Speaker 1: four or five people at any given point during the
Speaker 1: day ever, even showed up of her group, of her
Speaker 1: fucking group, and she had eighteen chairs reserved. I talked
Speaker 1: about this slightly on the Big Show. I was so
Speaker 1: angered by it. But I think you should have a
Speaker 1: right to get up at seven in the morning and
Speaker 1: reserve a sensible lounge chair or two for you and
Speaker 1: your partner, and you should be able to go back
Speaker 1: to bed or go to breakfast and at a decent hour,
Speaker 1: not two o'clock eleven o'clock show back up at the
Speaker 1: pool when everybody's coming to the pool, and and and
Speaker 1: and that's preserving a parking space and say, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: going out to dinner. So you don't even agree with that, No,
Speaker 1: you don't think. Also, if they were out of chairs
Speaker 1: at this hotel wherever you are, I would absolutely by
Speaker 1: eleven by ten am the chairs were gone, I would
Speaker 1: absolutely sit down on one of her chairs. Absolut, freaking lutely.
Speaker 1: What where's your name? I don't see a name on here?
Speaker 1: Where is there assigned as as you can reserve chairs? Sorry, lady,
Speaker 1: I'm not moving on. This happened last year at a
Speaker 1: hotel where we were hanging out, and I was hanging
Speaker 1: out with um some friends of ours from the station,
Speaker 1: and they went to go reserve the chairs. And they
Speaker 1: went back to the chairs about a half hour later,
Speaker 1: and and all this stuff was on the floor. It
Speaker 1: was another hotel and it was a day bed. The
Speaker 1: stuff was on the floor. I'm torn. How do you
Speaker 1: take your stuff? How do you take personal belongings? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't, you can't. Maybe the hotel moved it. Nope.
Speaker 1: Now where were they in the half hour that they
Speaker 1: put stuff down? Where they go? They're at the breakfast
Speaker 1: with me? Fuck him? Fuck them hard. No, you want
Speaker 1: to go in the pool, fine, you can't reserve things.
Speaker 1: And then, because let's just about this whole conversation, because
Speaker 1: the guys who deserved no, because the guy who had
Speaker 1: lunch and now wants to use the pool, he's got
Speaker 1: no chairs because everyone else is at lunch. Now he
Speaker 1: should have gotten up early. Now, he shouldn't. He went
Speaker 1: to lunch. Your friends should have gone to lunch. Come back,
Speaker 1: get a chair. Early bird gets to worm not no, no, no,
Speaker 1: your worm got cut in half and I get two worms.
Speaker 1: You're fucked. No, you're not taking the chairs and not
Speaker 1: reserving them. I will move your stuff. I will move it.
Speaker 1: I'll move You're not here, goodbye? I think no one's
Speaker 1: in the pool where these people go goodbye. So then
Speaker 1: how do you get how do you make sure that
Speaker 1: you get prime real estate? And seven am, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Give us seven no no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Then get in the pool. Or give the pool boy
Speaker 1: a hundred. He's give him money. Give money, dude, there's
Speaker 1: no doesn't make it right. There's no money that's coming
Speaker 1: out of your pocket to give to a pool boy. Okay,
Speaker 1: I said you should give money. I say, do you
Speaker 1: give anything. You'll find a reason to take money from
Speaker 1: the kid. I will go to the David. I will
Speaker 1: go to the kiddie pool, and I will steal the
Speaker 1: Adirondack chairs and slipt them over to the big pool.
Speaker 1: And then I'll sit in the Adirondack chair by the
Speaker 1: kids pool, over by the big pool. I'll find a way.
Speaker 1: My brain is scrambled. I got a lot of unused
Speaker 1: jokes from last week and the week before. And then
Speaker 1: I have a rant. I have a I have a
Speaker 1: I have a rant. This one is gonna be This
Speaker 1: one's gonna be one of those where you go, remember
Speaker 1: that episode, what episode was that? Which episode was the
Speaker 1: episode with the broccoli it must have been ninety. I've
Speaker 1: been holding this one for three weeks then like a
Speaker 1: wet fart. Yeah all right. These are punchlines that were
Speaker 1: never used on the Big show that I wrote that,
Speaker 1: Brody Rose. That's what I do. Primarily I had one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where is it you want to do that one first?
Speaker 1: Ye might as well get that out of the way.
Speaker 1: By the way, here's good opportunity to keep talking about
Speaker 1: the why don't you line up your unused for this topic.
Speaker 1: It was the viral video that's out today as a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, of a Long Island man who's very short.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't want no short short, short, short guy
Speaker 1: screaming and yelling at people. Okay, so delhi about Yeah,
Speaker 1: well so today's recording this on split must be bowling day.
Speaker 1: Should be bowling day. This man. The video starts in
Speaker 1: the middle of him yelling. He's five ft tall. And
Speaker 1: I looked on Twitter last night and Joe Pesci was
Speaker 1: trending that thought maybe he's dead. Thankful he's not. And
Speaker 1: Bagel Boss now, Bagel Boss is a huge bagel chain
Speaker 1: in New York area Long Island. The bagels good people.
Speaker 1: I see Bagel Bosses trainings I click on Joe Pesci first,
Speaker 1: and then it's bagel Boss and Joe Pesci combot and
Speaker 1: it's five ft tall man and he's yelling that uh,
Speaker 1: and we don't have to play the sound. But he's
Speaker 1: yelling at the people filming him because they must have
Speaker 1: said to him, don't yell at the people behind the counter.
Speaker 1: And he was yelling, I'm sick and tired of women
Speaker 1: on on dating sites. They don't want to date me
Speaker 1: because some five ft tall I'm only five ft and
Speaker 1: and I'm not making that up. He's And then someone said,
Speaker 1: nobody said that here. Don't call me a liar, because
Speaker 1: apparently what we missed was the woman behind the counter. No,
Speaker 1: she's gas bag and she smiled at him, and she
Speaker 1: thought that the smile was like, oh, here you go,
Speaker 1: a little man. But you know, I'm the people with
Speaker 1: the bagel boss. I'm sure did not do that. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: so he went ballistic, right. What I loved about it
Speaker 1: was people were like a couple of guys, they were like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you need to keep quiet. Some guy in a light
Speaker 1: blue shirt gray pants goes, hey, stop yelling at those people.
Speaker 1: So he goes up to this much taller guy and
Speaker 1: chest ups him. He's like, you want to go outsidebro,
Speaker 1: you wanna go fight you right now? I'm not afraid
Speaker 1: of you because you're told he's looking up at the guy.
Speaker 1: A guy was like six ft, which is a football
Speaker 1: and this guy and this guy's like, uh yeah, like
Speaker 1: little Joe Petti guy. So the guy's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: afraid of you. You're not my boss, you know my father.
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid you. Don't tell me to be quiet.
Speaker 1: So another guy off camera yells something like shut up man,
Speaker 1: like you're being like calm to funk and he goes
Speaker 1: you to shut the funk up? What are you gonna
Speaker 1: do about it? Well, he did something about it at
Speaker 1: some point. There's only so many people you can call out.
Speaker 1: Another guy in a blue shirt and gray shorts. It
Speaker 1: must have been like blue shirt gray charges him, grabs
Speaker 1: him by the face and neck and throws him to
Speaker 1: the ground and says, you'll shut the funk out out
Speaker 1: like and then if sorry. Olivia the girl who was
Speaker 1: filming it, who, by the way, must be I'm sure
Speaker 1: he's listening to the Abstrand show every morning. He stopped
Speaker 1: filming for some reason. That was the good part. The
Speaker 1: point is he got a little lass kicked because he
Speaker 1: was like, we're gonna do him afraid of you, And
Speaker 1: the guy was like boom, it's like me going to
Speaker 1: Shaquille O'Neil saying I'm not afraid of You're gonna go outside,
Speaker 1: Take us outside, I said. On his way out the door,
Speaker 1: they offered him munchkins. Elvis did not use that joke also,
Speaker 1: but for real, now, not a joke. The store, if
Speaker 1: you go in and mention the video or any bagel boss,
Speaker 1: they'll give you a free mini bagel. All right. We
Speaker 1: were talking about, um, where your secret stashes at the house?
Speaker 1: Where do you stash things? Like what's your secret spot
Speaker 1: in the house? So I said, uh, well Danielle stashes
Speaker 1: above her lip. You can always teach her about having
Speaker 1: a mustad. Yes, um oh. We were talking about the
Speaker 1: is for cookie, right, We're talking about this this all
Speaker 1: right cookie right. But this was like a day or
Speaker 1: two after the big Spelling Bee where seven of the
Speaker 1: eight people who were the top eight people that tied
Speaker 1: for the spelling bee, seven of the eight were Indian
Speaker 1: And we were talking to Gandhi about why that is
Speaker 1: all thing? I said in Indian households. The is for capricius.
Speaker 1: We can get to that, not cookie. Um oh. We
Speaker 1: were talking about people who won't sewing machines and Elvis
Speaker 1: was saying, how it's stupid nobody sews, and I said.
Speaker 1: He said, I hope I didn't offend anybody, and so
Speaker 1: I wrote, and if I did, I am so sorry
Speaker 1: I didn't do it. Cute. So then I wrote, which
Speaker 1: he did this joke, but I like it so much
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it again. He said, I do like
Speaker 1: a good bobbin, which is throwing machine reference, also a
Speaker 1: blowjob reference. Okay, um oh. Elvis Gandhi did his story
Speaker 1: about a new watch that you can wear and buzzes
Speaker 1: on your wrist when you eat bad food. So I said, oh,
Speaker 1: it must be the eat an Apple watch. Didn't get
Speaker 1: to that. Hyo. Here's one he wouldn't do on the air.
Speaker 1: But he laughed and he's like, I can't said them
Speaker 1: on the radio. We were talking about guerrillas that are
Speaker 1: smart enough to throw parties. I said, yeah, they go
Speaker 1: apes ship at their parties. Didn't get to that one.
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, He's like, how do I say apes?
Speaker 1: I could use an ape. You know a set Rocky
Speaker 1: is in jail for beating up a guy. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: now he's a salt and battery Rocky. So then the
Speaker 1: story went, um, whatever, it's Oh, it's so bad. They're
Speaker 1: badly barely feeding him. They all he eats an apple
Speaker 1: a day. So I said, that must be why the
Speaker 1: doctor stays away. He didn't do it. Uh. Guy banging. Oh,
Speaker 1: we did a story about a caller said he's banging
Speaker 1: his hand. Guy's banging his hand. I, oh, he's got
Speaker 1: an in his pants. We didn't get to that. That's
Speaker 1: never gonna happen again. I'm never gonna do that. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna do an ants in the pants? First? Great again? No,
Speaker 1: a guy banging his hands scary. You were talking about
Speaker 1: how you are you want to wear a tank top? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I said, well, it's more like a wife beater
Speaker 1: when you wear it, but in your case it's I'll
Speaker 1: never have a wife beater because you never want to
Speaker 1: get married. White claw? What is white claw? Explaining what
Speaker 1: white clawed? White claw is hard Seltzer. It comes into
Speaker 1: skinny white can and it's it's got liquor in it,
Speaker 1: and it can come in various flames. So you said
Speaker 1: refreshing Effrovention summer. Not a sponsor. Not a sponsor, they
Speaker 1: should right, And so you said it comes in a
Speaker 1: skinny white can and my jokes SODA's elvis. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I didn't even see that. Didn't do that. One we
Speaker 1: were talking about sibling fights and somebody said that. The
Speaker 1: caller said they stabbed their brother with a with a
Speaker 1: pool stick, and I said, right on, cute and get
Speaker 1: to that. Uh. And we're talking about a couple that
Speaker 1: was they caught their significant other cheating at Disney and
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I hope they didn't get Mono rail.
Speaker 1: So that was it. Those are the jokes. We didn't
Speaker 1: get to that on All Winners. Those are the jokes people.
Speaker 1: Those are the jokes people. And um, we have a
Speaker 1: couple of emails, all right, uh, because there's a few
Speaker 1: we we have two weeks worth of stuff and there's
Speaker 1: a couple of people wo want to get some things
Speaker 1: off their chaps. Then I talk about that LS like
Speaker 1: it's time welcome. You've got mail. Girl's email us at
Speaker 1: the Broolyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. By the way,
Speaker 1: we are the Brooklyn Boys on Twitter. That was the
Speaker 1: first one. Yeah, and we got a check. We got it. Yes,
Speaker 1: we are verified on Twitter and we are now at
Speaker 1: officially at the Brooklyn Boy No more brook Boys. WTF.
Speaker 1: Also one last thing, speaking of our podcast, and I
Speaker 1: just throw this in go for it. Every month I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio releases the list of the top one podcasts,
Speaker 1: and guess whose number fifty two Brooklyn Boys Licenes. Here's
Speaker 1: the challenge. Get us in the top fifty and here's
Speaker 1: how you do it. Listening on another way because we're
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Speaker 1: Get us in the top four is if you're listening
Speaker 1: on iTunes right now, we don't get right And you
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Speaker 1: Everybody's got a podcast, everybody's gone of all the podcasts,
Speaker 1: and from one to fifty one that are employees of
Speaker 1: my Heart Radio, not celebrities DJ's and people like us
Speaker 1: work on the radio. Two we are the number one
Speaker 1: podcast of people that aren't famous celebrity guys on the
Speaker 1: radio like Bobby on that August ran on to Charlotte
Speaker 1: and Breakfast Club, like the big shots are ahead of us,
Speaker 1: but non big shots in our Heart radio. We have
Speaker 1: the number one big shot employees of my Heart Radio podcast.
Speaker 1: I like that. That is a measurable category. I like that.
Speaker 1: So fuck you in turn, John, I love you, but
Speaker 1: you didn't beat us. Cassie grit Savage wrote New York
Speaker 1: City in Food Festival. Hey, I'm a huge fan of
Speaker 1: the Big show and of course a slice full life.
Speaker 1: I just bought tickets to see you guys at the
Speaker 1: New York City Wanted Food Festival Thursday October. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever that Thursday is. Um, we will be there um
Speaker 1: and Elvis will be signing copies of his book Elvis
Speaker 1: da Ran Where Do I Begin? And they want to
Speaker 1: make sure if we'll be there. I I personally will
Speaker 1: be in New York City at whoever that is in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Please tell me Brodie will be there as well. Are
Speaker 1: you going to be there about that? It's free food, right, yes,
Speaker 1: I appreciate for us. Um let's see here we have
Speaker 1: a listening in order up to number seven. Hey, I
Speaker 1: love the podcast, and I oh, I don't listen to
Speaker 1: the Big Show very much. I used to listen to
Speaker 1: The Big Show on my way to work about ten
Speaker 1: years ago, but my um habits have changed. Anyway. I
Speaker 1: remember one time someone flipping out because they can only
Speaker 1: spend six dollars a day on food, so they always
Speaker 1: use it to get a sandwich, and someone did something
Speaker 1: to it. I didn't know who Brody was then, but
Speaker 1: now I think that was definitely him. At the time,
Speaker 1: I think the person who messed up with messed his
Speaker 1: sandwich up was Greg t because he licked it. I
Speaker 1: know he's your colleague and friend, but honestly, he is
Speaker 1: the reason I stopped listening to you guys on the
Speaker 1: Skip It, Skip It Good Baby. Anyway, it was me
Speaker 1: knowing the history. Now I'm so glad he quit the
Speaker 1: off air show. Which was the podcast Gregg he did
Speaker 1: with I. That was me. That was the last podcast
Speaker 1: we did with I, and your epic show was born.
Speaker 1: So thank you Brody for taking a stand against the
Speaker 1: Jersey Kid. Thank you other listeners for protesting the thought
Speaker 1: of adding the Jersey Kid again. I know you like him,
Speaker 1: so I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't. I
Speaker 1: am someone who loves the podcast and does not listen
Speaker 1: to Oh my God, they hit him is anyway? Episode
Speaker 1: seven is what he's up to. Uh he thanks Great
Speaker 1: Tea for quitting the off air show because it helped
Speaker 1: create this. Al Right, Well, I don't want to bash
Speaker 1: Great Team. He's a friend and whatever, and he's my
Speaker 1: old roommate. Uh. Note from Andy Bowser to the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys face bow That's at the Brooklyn Boys on Facebook. Hey,
Speaker 1: We're also at the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram and at
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys on Twitter. What do you know? Hey guys,
Speaker 1: I know y'all on vacation. Is my second email since then,
Speaker 1: the first one being that a bowling. That bowling is
Speaker 1: in fact a sport. On that note, I gotta say again,
Speaker 1: it's gonna it's brody and scary because episode forty one.
Speaker 1: Double bunny ears is the easiest and quickest way to
Speaker 1: tie bows. So they agree with you, Brody, that bowling
Speaker 1: is a sport, and they agree with you on double
Speaker 1: bunny tie. When you tie your shoelaces, I go for
Speaker 1: the single bow with the wraparound and then the not
Speaker 1: pull rou but double bunny ears the way we learned
Speaker 1: in the first grade, I guess, is the way. A
Speaker 1: lot of people like this guy and he still does it. Scary.
Speaker 1: Don't argue with Brody. He's always right good advice. Well
Speaker 1: so far, that's all I have. I still have a
Speaker 1: lot of episodes left to go. All right, what what
Speaker 1: episode we talking about that on? I don't know? And
Speaker 1: um I got one TWEE don't want to read from
Speaker 1: Ryan the ball. He's at Ryan Who with no K
Speaker 1: and then like a lot of a lot of numbers.
Speaker 1: So either he likes being called Ryan Who or forgot
Speaker 1: the K and has like seven or eight digits. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Anyway, he says, I'm a slice and listen
Speaker 1: to the Big Show for years and really think you're
Speaker 1: one funny guy. He used the right yours, so that's
Speaker 1: why I'm reading it. It's very good, but I like,
Speaker 1: thank you Ryan, that's very nice. Oh special shout out
Speaker 1: to me. By the way, a little secret for you.
Speaker 1: Listen to the up Strand Morning Show next Thursday. Uh,
Speaker 1: last hour of the show, Scary. We are running a
Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show that we recorded a couple of
Speaker 1: days ago. That's a good one. Now, the interesting thing
Speaker 1: about this is it's everyone who's normally on the show
Speaker 1: and me unless scary edits me out. You will hear
Speaker 1: that on the big show and it will sound like
Speaker 1: I'm part of the show. So I'm very excited about that.
Speaker 1: I told my mom is very proud of me. Right,
Speaker 1: so it's not like I'm on the show, but audio
Speaker 1: that makes it sound like I'm on the show for real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll be played on a week from today, which I
Speaker 1: don't know when you listen to this podcast, but that
Speaker 1: would be uh the nineteen right from tomorrow, so listen
Speaker 1: for that. It was a great conversation, it really was.
Speaker 1: Now Sarah so so we were so we riss ross Wow.
Speaker 1: Sorry Sarah, Uh, this is what you're going to do
Speaker 1: for me? Oh h my name is Sarah. I'm from
Speaker 1: Jersey and I have a favorite ask of you. Two.
Speaker 1: My brother and I are huge fans of the podcast
Speaker 1: where Slices for Life. His twenty eight birthday is coming
Speaker 1: up on July four, and I know you guys don't
Speaker 1: do birthdays anymore and Brodie hates them, but I know
Speaker 1: it would be I'd be He'd be so happy and
Speaker 1: surprised if you would give him a shout out on
Speaker 1: your next podcast. Eater Swiss, Happy birthday July four to you.
Speaker 1: I love Peter, but here's the problem. We're not doing
Speaker 1: anymore after Peter. Second of all, next episode, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to wish some happy birthday again because he didn't
Speaker 1: say his name right, Peter sweet Rist. I gotta Penis
Speaker 1: Swenas Catherine says, uh moving to benson Hurt, I'm a
Speaker 1: truth life. I'm a true Slice for Life moving to
Speaker 1: benson Hurst next week. However, I could use some help.
Speaker 1: I've lived on Long Island my entire life, and though
Speaker 1: my parents were born and raised in Brooklyn, I'm not
Speaker 1: as familiar with that area since you both grew up there.
Speaker 1: I was wondering if you had any advice for me,
Speaker 1: tips on good and play, to get food, things to
Speaker 1: do nearby. I trust you both have valuable and straightforward input.
Speaker 1: Anything helps. Well, you're moving to Benson hurt. You gotta
Speaker 1: go to Ellenb's mimory guards for Pezza. That's gotta be
Speaker 1: your first stop. I'm gonna say scary. Weill email you privately,
Speaker 1: says no. Nationally, people aren't caring where we're gonna tell
Speaker 1: people to go eat and drink. At some point people
Speaker 1: are gonna visit Brooklyn, all right, but not the part
Speaker 1: of Brooklyn we're from. All right, I will email, We'll
Speaker 1: both come up with And finally, j Lee wants to
Speaker 1: talk about his name. Uh Lovo your podcast I started
Speaker 1: from zero, got a bones? Spell it j a E?
Speaker 1: Here comes episode. Just listen to it. You made fun
Speaker 1: of the guy at CVS whose name is j j
Speaker 1: a E. My name is j j A E and
Speaker 1: I'm Korean. Koreans have a very common name, which is
Speaker 1: j I know, but it's usually short for something. For example,
Speaker 1: my full name is jahoun. For non Koreans, it's easier
Speaker 1: just to spell it j a E, which sounds like
Speaker 1: ja and Korean and it's not pronounced like J though,
Speaker 1: but we really don't know how else to spell it.
Speaker 1: J A E is the closest English spelling to our
Speaker 1: Korean name. So he's saying it's jaw or something or jack.
Speaker 1: This guy was jazz Jack. Now, if that CDs guy
Speaker 1: is not Korean, I really have no idea why he
Speaker 1: spelled his name j E. That should really just be
Speaker 1: for reserve for Koreans. So this person wants to j
Speaker 1: E earmarked. Only you can't do that because somebody wants
Speaker 1: to spell their name differently than the usual. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: not going to confirm, nor did I if this gentleman
Speaker 1: was Asian at the CVS, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: country he may mean I have been from. He was American,
Speaker 1: Well I care about he wouldn't give me my damn
Speaker 1: mutic next, but Bertie did steal a grape soda on
Speaker 1: the way out and say that woman was Chinese. I
Speaker 1: got one more unused joke. I used the joke, but
Speaker 1: it didn't It didn't get the reaction I wanted, so
Speaker 1: it was really clever. You want the music back? No,
Speaker 1: So my wife and I went to a seafood place,
Speaker 1: Luke's Lobster. Great spot you've been. They have the best
Speaker 1: lobster roll that we had the whole weekend manager came over,
Speaker 1: is like everything okay. I was proud to say, everything
Speaker 1: is fantastic. We got a seat upstairs with on the
Speaker 1: window looking out. They're so good. They have outposts in
Speaker 1: the state area. Yeah, they have a they have a
Speaker 1: truck also during Chicago and Vega. But this is I
Speaker 1: think the original anyway. So we get a table right
Speaker 1: against the window, and the window it's a dot. It's
Speaker 1: on the pier, so the window faces uh. To the
Speaker 1: side is the next pier, while the boats are lined
Speaker 1: up and behind and to the behind me. As it were,
Speaker 1: you could see the bay. Beautiful view of the bay.
Speaker 1: As we came up the staircase. The table right behind
Speaker 1: us was also a table for two right, and the
Speaker 1: woman was facing the bay. The man was facing the
Speaker 1: wall in the restaurant. So inland, the woman was breastfeeding,
Speaker 1: she had the boob bout, and the baby was was
Speaker 1: going for his for the little lemon butter sauce. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's natural, it's beautiful, Okay. I of course
Speaker 1: I'm with the wife, so I can't even like think
Speaker 1: about looking. Not that I would look, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to even like look. And it was so the
Speaker 1: waiter was like trying to not make a shoot. He
Speaker 1: was looking in her hat the whole time. You were
Speaker 1: a little hat, so it's not to look down. But
Speaker 1: she was comfortable. She was like, whatever, my boobs out. Whatever, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: So we get to the table which is next to them,
Speaker 1: right in a line along the wall. My wife says,
Speaker 1: where do you want to sit? Which chair? So I said,
Speaker 1: I'll leave it up to you, the bay or the baby.
Speaker 1: And she says, that's not funny. I said, you take
Speaker 1: the bay, I'll take the baby. Just you're not gonna
Speaker 1: stare at that woman breastfeeding. I said, whatever. So now
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta. I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: what happened. We're moving on. I gotta tell you what
Speaker 1: happen to the Chinese restaurant. Go for it. Get get
Speaker 1: the music ready right now? Okay, So I have to drive.
Speaker 1: We have we have everybody has multiple Chinese restaurants. So
Speaker 1: because you're like, oh you like this, thish hear you
Speaker 1: like that? This year, my wife and kids decide, uh
Speaker 1: two of my kids are home and uh no, my
Speaker 1: veget arian daughter was home. All three of my kids
Speaker 1: are home for this weekend. Okay, the impossible one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying what vegetarians are usually a little bit
Speaker 1: more complicated. Don't don't get in trouble. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: get your trouble. So they all give me the order.
Speaker 1: I call it in. And my daughter only wants steam
Speaker 1: broccoli because this place makes the best steam broccoli. How
Speaker 1: you make I don't steam it, and it comes up
Speaker 1: before you tell me this butter on it. She doesn't
Speaker 1: eat butter. She's vegan, so she just wants steam broccoli,
Speaker 1: and and it comes with a little sauce on the side.
Speaker 1: She loves the sauce to it. So I order pan
Speaker 1: fried noodles. Of course, you know, no vegetables. Rotolo may
Speaker 1: no vegetables the sky. And I ordered like two large
Speaker 1: white rice because and then some of the dishes come
Speaker 1: at white rice. I never keep tracking how much white
Speaker 1: rice I'm getting, so because I don't, some places give
Speaker 1: you white rice with the dishes, and they don't, I
Speaker 1: just go give me a couple of extra white rice. Whatever.
Speaker 1: So I drive it's like twenty five minutes to get
Speaker 1: to this Chinese restaurant. I drive there, I pick up
Speaker 1: the order, I get home and no one's home okay,
Speaker 1: except my vegan daughter. The other two, my wife and
Speaker 1: two kids, are not home yet. So I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, my veg My vegge daughter is sleeping the vegan.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it easy for everybody. So I get
Speaker 1: all the food out on the table, and I opened
Speaker 1: up a couple of containing I go with the big
Speaker 1: white containers. That's the white rice. I write white rice
Speaker 1: on it, and I write pan fried noodles. And some
Speaker 1: of the containers are clear, like tall tall containers. Some
Speaker 1: of them are flat with a plastic lid. Right, that's
Speaker 1: the pan fried noodle meats, okay. And then there's the
Speaker 1: the low main is in the white the white box
Speaker 1: with the They still do that, the white box with
Speaker 1: the handle on it, the right right. However, when you
Speaker 1: go to p F. Chang's, there's no metal handle. Men.
Speaker 1: They figured out a way to do it with no handle,
Speaker 1: and you can microwave and it's brilliant. I don't know
Speaker 1: why everyone doesn't do this smart anyway. So I lay
Speaker 1: everything out and my daughter comes down and she says,
Speaker 1: where's the broccoli? I go, what do you mean? I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's got to be in them somewhere in
Speaker 1: the bag. I don't know. She's looking. She looks at everything,
Speaker 1: doesn't see the BROCOLI do you remember taking the broccoli out.
Speaker 1: I don't see the broccoli. Okay, that's gonna be a
Speaker 1: problem here, Okay, okay, real quick, Okay, so everything's labeled.
Speaker 1: I go, I don't see that. I don't see the broccoli.
Speaker 1: So she says, well, that's so anything I want him
Speaker 1: was broccoli, and it's about okay. So I called, I said,
Speaker 1: I said, so, I said, I said to my daughter,
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, there's three Chinese restaurants right
Speaker 1: around here. I'll go get your steam broccoli. No, it's
Speaker 1: got to be the steam broccoli from this place, because
Speaker 1: they have the best steam broccoli. I'm home from college.
Speaker 1: It's all I wanted. I go, Okay, I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't go back minutes. It's right, it's almost an hour
Speaker 1: round trip. If I get they're gonna WAITCLI comes out
Speaker 1: the same way where you do it at home restaurants. Now,
Speaker 1: this is the place of you listen in order. This
Speaker 1: is the same Chinese restaurant where had the problems on Christmas.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you're a glut for punishment for
Speaker 1: going back there. I didn't go okay, No, they keep
Speaker 1: going back. So I called the guy back. You're asking
Speaker 1: for trouble. I called the guy back, and I get
Speaker 1: a guy on the phone who his English is not great. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I said, look, I ordered. There's no broccoli. Uh
Speaker 1: not as broccoli. There's there's no broccoli here, there's broccoli. Listen.
Speaker 1: I didn't call you up to tell you there's no
Speaker 1: BROCCOLI's broca think I'm lying? There's broccoli and there you
Speaker 1: think I'm lying about the broccoli. You think of all
Speaker 1: the fifteen twenty dollar items I bought, I'm lying about
Speaker 1: the six dollar broccoli or eight dollar broccoli was eight dollars.
Speaker 1: This guy's got caller ID he knows that you call. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: like this guy. This guy again. I'm in the book
Speaker 1: I get like free stuff because they write it down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they know you were calling. So I said, look, you one,
Speaker 1: I was going to answer the phone. I said, look,
Speaker 1: I can't come back, but my daughter's night is ruined.
Speaker 1: You got to give me a refund on the broccoli.
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like you were too upset though, No, No,
Speaker 1: I had to walk out on the deck because I
Speaker 1: was getting fumed. So I'm out on the back deck.
Speaker 1: I'm like, listen, but who are you even more pitched
Speaker 1: at your daughter for orders at versus anywhere else? Actually
Speaker 1: just said go somewhere else. I was like, So I said, look,
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. I can't come back. We'll bring
Speaker 1: it to you. I'm too far away. I just want
Speaker 1: to steam broccoli and you don't have it. I just
Speaker 1: give me a refund. We can't give you a refund.
Speaker 1: It's in the bag, dude, it's not in the bag.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at everything here. You got the lomaine and
Speaker 1: the pan fried noodles and the fried rice and the
Speaker 1: veggie dumplings and the whole thing. I'm going through everything. Okay,
Speaker 1: he says, hold on. The boss gets on the phone.
Speaker 1: Hall okay, So what happened? I ordered all this stuff.
Speaker 1: I spent like seventy bucks. Whatever it is. I just
Speaker 1: want a credit for the broccoli for next time. And
Speaker 1: and truthfully, you gotta make it up to me. What
Speaker 1: is We'll take it off your order at like it
Speaker 1: goes no first things to go. It's in the bag,
Speaker 1: I said, I ordered, Sorry said, first of all, I
Speaker 1: ordered a small one time to jump sup. He gave
Speaker 1: me a lodge. I don't want to pay for the
Speaker 1: lodge because I only wanted small. He says, we record
Speaker 1: the phone calls. You ordered a lodge. I said, listen, guy,
Speaker 1: I said you didn't. You can't. I said, you don't
Speaker 1: record phone calls. Stop it. That's what you tell people.
Speaker 1: You didn't record the calls. I pay it back for you. No, no,
Speaker 1: I know what was that? What was that? Actually? What
Speaker 1: would you say? You could do accents? I do British accent.
Speaker 1: I did not say. I did not say it that way.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm trying to get the call out of
Speaker 1: my head and just tell you the story. So he says,
Speaker 1: we have it on tape. I play you order a lodge.
Speaker 1: I said, look, I'm not gonna get into this with
Speaker 1: you on the soup, but I want a refund for
Speaker 1: the broccoli, and truthfully, I would like a credit in
Speaker 1: addition to the refund, because my daughter has no meal
Speaker 1: your room entire evening. So he says, hold on, we
Speaker 1: filmed in the kitchen. What video tape the kitchen? No
Speaker 1: you don't, he says, I'll go watch the tape right now.
Speaker 1: I said, dude, it's broccoli. Just credit me the broccoli.
Speaker 1: If it was here, I would tell you what a
Speaker 1: bunch of petty people. So I said, you're gonna go
Speaker 1: check a video tape because you don't believe I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call you a lie about broccoli. I said, what kind
Speaker 1: of container was it in? He said, goes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go watch the tape. I go, was it in a
Speaker 1: white container of plastic container? He says, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: check it. He just should be plastic, okay, So he goes,
Speaker 1: he puts me on hold it close back. I just
Speaker 1: watched the tape. He put the broccoli in. It's on there.
Speaker 1: He put the broccoli in. I go, well, I don't
Speaker 1: know who stole the broccoli out of my bag, but
Speaker 1: there's no broccoli in the bag the ad. I go,
Speaker 1: I go, look, listen, the bag is empty. There's no broccoli. Okay,
Speaker 1: this sauce. There's no broccoli. You must have a broccoli
Speaker 1: laying around. So he goes, you know, your regular customer.
Speaker 1: But I don't like that. You're you know you're it's
Speaker 1: on the tape. I go, it's not in the bag.
Speaker 1: You owe me the refund and a broccoli next time
Speaker 1: I come. And I'm sorry, there's no surveillance on this
Speaker 1: ship video, I said, the next time I come too,
Speaker 1: I said. He goes, he's listen. I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: guy now he's putting the broccoli in the bag. I go,
Speaker 1: what kind of restaurant did you run when you film
Speaker 1: the people? He goes, so in case someone says it's
Speaker 1: not in the bag, I go, so, you have a
Speaker 1: camera good enough that you know you could see it's broccoli.
Speaker 1: You could see it's subroccoli, not something else. It's definitely broccoli.
Speaker 1: He says, the BROCCOLI's in the bag. I said, sir,
Speaker 1: I will never come to your Chinese restaurant again if
Speaker 1: you don't give me a refund. But it's broccoli, he says,
Speaker 1: So for us, I go, oh, ship, what if? He says,
Speaker 1: don't come back? They have the best egg rolls. I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't blow it, he says, I because you come here
Speaker 1: all the time. I don't want to make it upset.
Speaker 1: He's I'll give you a refund. He's the BROCCOLI's and
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened, but I'll give you a
Speaker 1: refund and a free broccoli next time. I'm fine, fine,
Speaker 1: free broccoli. Fine like I So then I sat on
Speaker 1: my door to look, I'm not going I already spent
Speaker 1: eight bucks on your broccoli. I'm I'm not going back down.
Speaker 1: I'll go to the local place. So I go to
Speaker 1: the local place. They want eleven dollars for it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: motherfuck eleven dollars from the grape soda people. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're getting revenge on me because because I got the
Speaker 1: grape soda for freaking you pay on the back end,
Speaker 1: on the back I never want to hear again how
Speaker 1: I got the grape soda free eleven dollars for steam
Speaker 1: broc that's it on that, that's that's a fucking that
Speaker 1: is awful, awful dollars. No garlic, butter, nothing, It's a
Speaker 1: side dish kicking a broccoli, no chicken. That broccoli comes
Speaker 1: with the meal. It's not a My daughter is the
Speaker 1: anti met no meat, dude. Hold on dollars, Hold on
Speaker 1: four dollars with the most hold on broccoli. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I go home. How which is broccoli by the parent?
Speaker 1: I don't know, not even family. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need the music. I get home now my
Speaker 1: whole family's home, and so I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I won the battle. My daughter's eating the broccoli. She's like,
Speaker 1: it's not the greatest broccoli, but okay. So my family
Speaker 1: comes home and I say to my little one, here's
Speaker 1: what you ordered. And I said to my middle daughter,
Speaker 1: here is uh, here's your lomaine, your chicken, lomain, no vegetables.
Speaker 1: She didn't like rose pork right now. And I go,
Speaker 1: here's your white rice. So I'm sitting up my plate
Speaker 1: and she says, Dad, uh, there's something wrong with the rice.
Speaker 1: I said, what's wrong with the rice? I gotta called
Speaker 1: back to play something with the rice. She says, the
Speaker 1: rice is green. They gave me moldy green rice. Says no, Dad,
Speaker 1: you wrote white rice on the box, but it says
Speaker 1: broccoli on it. Fault broccoli box box. I wrote you.
Speaker 1: I know after all that the broccoli was in the
Speaker 1: white rice. So I guess what. He does have surveillance.
Speaker 1: He did have a tape. He saw them put the
Speaker 1: he's the problem, and he does have a recording of
Speaker 1: what you said. So he has the real problem. The
Speaker 1: real problem is and she doesn't want to show her
Speaker 1: face at this fun. Hold on. So my wife says
Speaker 1: to me, you gotta call him back. Don't make me
Speaker 1: call him back. So she says, you yelled at him
Speaker 1: for twenty minutes about free desert and a bonus and
Speaker 1: a refund, and your dumb asser wrote white rice on
Speaker 1: the box. I said, there were three white rices. I
Speaker 1: picked one up on I looked at I looked at it.
Speaker 1: I must have looked in one closed and grabbed the
Speaker 1: pen and then picked up the wrong one and wrote
Speaker 1: white rice on it. Brodie for a guy so smart
Speaker 1: sometimes you really so Now I have to figure out
Speaker 1: what the story's gonna be. So I called the guy
Speaker 1: that I was gonna show you. How do you? So?
Speaker 1: I called the guy back. I don't say anything except
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I did, I said, sir, listen, Hi, it's
Speaker 1: David again. Hello, listen, I'm really sorry about before. It
Speaker 1: was very kind of you to offer me the refund
Speaker 1: and the free growing. I said, you know your videotape
Speaker 1: film there, you said you brought now in fairness, he
Speaker 1: did say he thought it was in a plastic container.
Speaker 1: He did say that, which was why I didn't go
Speaker 1: back and double check. I said, so you were right,
Speaker 1: about the broccoli band in the bag. Oh yeah, what happened?
Speaker 1: I said, I must have fallen out in the car
Speaker 1: and when I packed the bag, I didn't realize that
Speaker 1: I went out to the car. I was in the car.
Speaker 1: Now he was like, ah see, I told you. Now
Speaker 1: part of me is thinking if he knows the broccolis
Speaker 1: at the bottom of the bag, and he knows, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking lying. So now I'm like, he thinks I tried
Speaker 1: to steal the broccoliers, and now you're trying to You
Speaker 1: know what, Brody, you owe him free dessert. Not only
Speaker 1: that he has a right to come over to your
Speaker 1: house walking to the refrigerator. Sorry, we're good, We're good.
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