Speaker 1: Freaking jewels. Second date of day. Meeting for coffee is
Speaker 1: always a good first date because there's no pressure of
Speaker 1: having to be there for a long time. You get
Speaker 1: to see how they handle stimulants, so you can plan
Speaker 1: ahead for your next date. You know, when things are
Speaker 1: a little the next date in your so you know, Hey,
Speaker 1: you think this stuff makes you feel all good and
Speaker 1: get you up? All right? Anyway, Danny went to coffee
Speaker 1: on his first date. I don't know if it worked
Speaker 1: like most of my coffee dates. But Danny, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you not too bad? So? What's
Speaker 1: the name of the girl you want to call? Today? Alicia? Alicia?
Speaker 1: And your email said you guys went for coffee? We did?
Speaker 1: Can you meet online? Yeah? I'm kind of shy in
Speaker 1: real life. I don't really hid all girls, just like
Speaker 1: out in the world. But online working better. I can
Speaker 1: write something again, see if it's creepy deleted? Try again? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's true though, Yeah, practice it does that make you
Speaker 1: really nervous going into a real life? Yeah? I was so.
Speaker 1: I figured coffee would be you know, casual cool all right?
Speaker 1: And so was it a good date? You think? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so. It was that it started off a
Speaker 1: little weird. The barista hit on me right in front
Speaker 1: of her. Whoa, what did the brusta say? She's like
Speaker 1: asking my name? She has my name a couple of times.
Speaker 1: She seemed a little into me. That's what busts do
Speaker 1: a lot. Though it wasn't like normal what's your name
Speaker 1: for the order? Well, I don't know. It seemed like
Speaker 1: she was sending me vibes, which was weird because Alicia
Speaker 1: was right next to me. I don't think she might.
Speaker 1: Was there any other indication other than asking your name? No,
Speaker 1: but I mean like if you were there, you'd get it.
Speaker 1: Her tone was really flirty. She was staring at me,
Speaker 1: like serious eyes right at me. So how'd you handle that? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I told you I'm not really good with
Speaker 1: situations like that anyway. But we just kind of got
Speaker 1: the coffee and sat down. Okay, So you didn't ask
Speaker 1: her on a date too, right? No? No, No, It's
Speaker 1: weird though, because I don't date a lot. I'm not
Speaker 1: around a lot of ladies. So you know, it's like
Speaker 1: busses to show up at once after you wait a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so you chose to stick with bus number one,
Speaker 1: and I would in future not refer to women as buses.
Speaker 1: But well no, I just mean it's like they say,
Speaker 1: you wait forever and then to show up at one, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so and then you ride them all night? Okay, so
Speaker 1: did you ride? Did you ride Alicia all night? How
Speaker 1: he cannot say that? No? Come on, I mean she
Speaker 1: was a nice lady, and I'm a proper guy. You know.
Speaker 1: It was coffee. So we just talked about Oh my god, right,
Speaker 1: it is kind of you talked about what you know,
Speaker 1: it's just movies TV. I I'm into like old game shows.
Speaker 1: I was telling her about a match game. Might see that,
Speaker 1: you know, where everyone just like drunk out of their
Speaker 1: minds and you know, Brett and Charles quipping in the corner. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't follow what you said at all there.
Speaker 1: But was she interested in in that subject? Was just
Speaker 1: said she hadn't seen the old match games, but she
Speaker 1: was aware of the current one, so she was following along. Okay, seventies,
Speaker 1: I think, And then how did everything else go other
Speaker 1: than the match game? Yeah, we can get to that.
Speaker 1: But did someone there say they had a problem with
Speaker 1: the seventies? I think it was just a joke in general.
Speaker 1: But apparently you're a fan of the seventies. I think
Speaker 1: it's just a statement, not even a joke. Like the
Speaker 1: game is from the seventies. Yeah, it's a solid game
Speaker 1: and it was a solid decade. Okay, all right, So
Speaker 1: back to the date. Yes, things were fun with Alicia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fun. I gave her a big hug at
Speaker 1: the end, and I wanted to be like a little cute,
Speaker 1: so as she was walking to the door, I just
Speaker 1: sent her a quick text like hey, up for tomorrow night? Okay,
Speaker 1: and she her like phone ping before she was out
Speaker 1: the door, and she turned around and kind of looked
Speaker 1: at me, and I smiled and waved and uh, and
Speaker 1: then I haven't heard from her since. What was her
Speaker 1: I mean, was her reaction to that, like a happy
Speaker 1: reaction or did she look at you like you're a weirdo?
Speaker 1: Why would you say I'm a weirdo? Wow, not you, Danny.
Speaker 1: I meant, did she look at you like that? I'm
Speaker 1: not calling you a weirdo? You're good. Yeah, she looked
Speaker 1: at me like we had just had a fun day.
Speaker 1: Because did you said? I mean to me? Please don't
Speaker 1: take offense because it sounds like you might be easily offended.
Speaker 1: You sound a little all over the board right now,
Speaker 1: a lot of emotions. Yeah, I mean, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to follow up with this girl that I had fun with.
Speaker 1: I it seems like you guys are putting me down
Speaker 1: a little bit. But I'm telling you, we went out,
Speaker 1: we had a good time. That Baristo wanted me too,
Speaker 1: so I was putting out some kind of vibe that day.
Speaker 1: All right. I mean, Danny, you mean you obviously listened
Speaker 1: to the show because you called us. We tease a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're kidding. You need to be well aware of that
Speaker 1: if we're going to continue this conversation and call her. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: when you talk, it greats on my nerves because your
Speaker 1: voice is very annoying. That for cheasing, Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: can't tell. I can't tell if you're being serious or
Speaker 1: if you're actually getting upset. Danny. No, I'm just teasing.
Speaker 1: We're just having good fun. Okay, that's aggressive. Well that
Speaker 1: was very aggressive, Danny. Here's what we'll do. We'll play
Speaker 1: a song and we'll come back. We'll have some more
Speaker 1: good fun. We'll get Alicia on the phone. And find
Speaker 1: out why she's not calling you back. All right, good,
Speaker 1: thank you, good? Okay, all right, all right, looking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning spread in the middle of a second
Speaker 1: date update and if you're just joining us, Danny is
Speaker 1: on the phone and he wants to call a girl
Speaker 1: named Alicia. They went out for a coffee date. He
Speaker 1: said everything was pretty normal. He said he got hit
Speaker 1: on by the barista and that was awkward, but other
Speaker 1: than that, just a nice date. But now he's not
Speaker 1: getting a call back. Before we start, though, Danny, I
Speaker 1: do want to say one thing, Okay, Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to just sort of reiterate that we do joke around
Speaker 1: a lot on the show, and any kind of joke
Speaker 1: that we make nothing is personal. Because you sounded like
Speaker 1: you got a little upset. I understand, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to say I'm sorry. You know, I told you I'm
Speaker 1: shy and I'm not the best when I'm meeting new people,
Speaker 1: and you know I'm a fan of you guys, I
Speaker 1: listen to you, so I yeah, I'm sure that you
Speaker 1: probably want to apologize to me too. Well, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: if we upset you, yeah, we didn't mean to, but
Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. Okay. We do joke around
Speaker 1: a lot, so please don't take anything else personally if
Speaker 1: we're just kind of making jokes. No, I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you are, sorry as I am. Okay, Okay, Danny. Quick question,
Speaker 1: what if the girl that we're calling, what if she
Speaker 1: says something mean about you? Because that does happen. Are
Speaker 1: you going to be able to handle that? I don't
Speaker 1: think that will happen. And I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: we just apologize. We're on good terms now, so I
Speaker 1: don't see why you're starting in on me again. I
Speaker 1: just want you to be prepared for that because we've
Speaker 1: done a lot of these and oftentimes people will say
Speaker 1: things that aren't very kind. You seem like a negative
Speaker 1: Nellie to me, and I don't like negative Nellie. So
Speaker 1: please just make the call. Okay, the phone number right now?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hi, This is Alicia. Hi,
Speaker 1: This is jew Bowl. Hello, Hello, God, Hello, don't do that. Hello? Hi? Hi?
Speaker 1: Who is this Alicia? How are you? This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Oh um, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? How are you not too bad?
Speaker 1: So you are familiar with the radio show, then why
Speaker 1: am I. Well, we do a segment on our show.
Speaker 1: It's called the second day up Date. That's where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and then
Speaker 1: you end up not calling them after, they can email
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: what happened. So we recently got an email about you
Speaker 1: from a guy named Danny. Oh, Danny, yes, Danny, Um Okay, Wow.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the joy was kind of sucked out
Speaker 1: of your voice there when you So you talked to him?
Speaker 1: We did, Yeah, he emailed us, told us a little
Speaker 1: bit about your date, said he was, you know, hoping
Speaker 1: to see you again, but you haven't been responding to
Speaker 1: any of his phone calls or text messages. The way
Speaker 1: he explained, everything sounded pretty normal, like nothing crazy happened.
Speaker 1: M Is he wrong about that? Well, Danny's a good person. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just think he's not the best person for me.
Speaker 1: Okayfic reason, Okay, let me just tell you what happened.
Speaker 1: We are met for coffee, and it was strange the
Speaker 1: first few minutes and I've never had this happened before that. Normally,
Speaker 1: you know, you maybe give a little hug or a
Speaker 1: pat on the back or curtsied, curtsied like a like
Speaker 1: a little hip bow sort of thing, you know, like
Speaker 1: a Disney princess curtseys. Oh well, that's kind of fun. School.
Speaker 1: Did you curtsy back? I? Did you also curtsied? I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess what do you do? I've never had somebody
Speaker 1: curtsy when they met me before, but if they did,
Speaker 1: I would probably feel obligated to give him a little
Speaker 1: curtsy back. Curtsy, curtsy. It's the polite thing to do, right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. My first impression was, oh, this is
Speaker 1: a guy who doesn't take things too seriously, you know.
Speaker 1: But then we were waiting in line to get our order,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, we were like four people back,
Speaker 1: and he turns to me and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: do you see that? And I was like clueless, and
Speaker 1: he's the barista is totally checking me out. What why
Speaker 1: would he tell you that? I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is a guy who curtsies, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know what to expect. Never right, he's not boring.
Speaker 1: But then he rolled his eyes and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this happens all the time, almost like if he had
Speaker 1: paparazzi surrounding himself. Like it was that kind of like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the sevens all the time. So did
Speaker 1: you see that Barissa checking him out? No. But then
Speaker 1: we got to the front of blind and he was
Speaker 1: like mumbling something and he was giving his name, and
Speaker 1: she looked at me and I didn't know what to say,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, I think she was just
Speaker 1: asking me to repet your order because you were mumbling whatever.
Speaker 1: I let it go. You know. We sat down to
Speaker 1: have coffee and he just kept talking about like these
Speaker 1: games He's like Talk Show game or Matt match Game. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us about that. Yeah, he was totally passionate
Speaker 1: about match Game from the SEVD. Yeah. I think it's
Speaker 1: just passionate about the seventies in general. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: knows like everything, he liked ave the entire episode. He
Speaker 1: needs the questions, the answers to theme songs and everything. Wow.
Speaker 1: He had yeahs the show line to the line and
Speaker 1: then was running you through it like acting it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he even like pointed at me where I guess
Speaker 1: the audience last. Yeah, you were actually on the show.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Wow. Yeah, I know what a surprise. Curtseying
Speaker 1: and lash Rack. It definitely sounds like an interesting dude
Speaker 1: to hang out with, for sure. Honestly, that wasn't even
Speaker 1: the best part. The best part was at the end
Speaker 1: he says, would you mind walking me to the direct store?
Speaker 1: I'm running low on my ads? Oh boy, I think
Speaker 1: men are important. Yeah, you should have taken him to
Speaker 1: the drug store. Some people definitely need those, yes, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I just had to bow out. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm running late for something, for anything, I'm just running late. Yeah,
Speaker 1: got it. Well, Alicia, Danny is on the other line listening.
Speaker 1: I wants to talk to you. You're kidding, right, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not, Danny. Are you there, Alicia. It is good
Speaker 1: to hear your voice again. And I'm sorry you had
Speaker 1: to deal with these ruffians. Obviously, these hosts have been
Speaker 1: very rude to you, and now you have a feeling
Speaker 1: about me that doesn't really line up with who I am.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure they want to apologize right now. Yes, Danny,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It sounds like Alicia didn't have the best
Speaker 1: time on your date, though. I don't care what you think.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to Alicia right now. My bad, Alicia. Alicia,
Speaker 1: I'm going to try to win you back in five
Speaker 1: four three two one. Wow, I feel like we're in
Speaker 1: a game show again. Something winning her back bump bump bump. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's all right, it's the match games theme. It's our song.
Speaker 1: Ready bump bump a bump bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump,
Speaker 1: bump bump, Alicia, Alicia, you and me will go out.
Speaker 1: We don't need these guys, Alicia, I don't know why
Speaker 1: you don't want to go out. Danny sounds fun for real? Sorry, Danny, Danny, look,
Speaker 1: I think you're creative and leaders me. I'd like you
Speaker 1: to pause for this commercial interruption. My hands are so
Speaker 1: clean thanks to Paumla Dish. So they do the dishes
Speaker 1: and they work wonders on my skin. Is this really happening?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Danny, are you messing with us? We
Speaker 1: need a commercial break and we're back. Are you back any? Okay?
Speaker 1: Good another, We're back, Danny sumpump. We gotta wait for
Speaker 1: the theme song, Danny, Danny, Yeah, Hey, are you being
Speaker 1: serious or are you like screwing around with us? I
Speaker 1: don't understand the question, got it? I just man that
Speaker 1: answer enough. That was all I needed. I understand exactly
Speaker 1: what's going on. So Danny, can we break away from
Speaker 1: the game show for a minute? I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't either, but I think in the interests of time,
Speaker 1: we have to coming up next it's Hawaii five. But
Speaker 1: I'm down with a wifive O. I love that show Man.
Speaker 1: That was awesome show the show like I'm gonna I
Speaker 1: think we used to get to the edge. Yeah, Alicia, Danny,
Speaker 1: hang on one second, if you can pause for a
Speaker 1: commercial break? Okay, Alicia, would you like to go on
Speaker 1: a second date with Danny? We will pay for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's not enough money in the world. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: just don't think we're the right match. God, I never
Speaker 1: said match so much. Please don't say it again because
Speaker 1: I think that might trigger something with Danny. Danny. Are
Speaker 1: you there, Dan? Daniel? Sir danibus? I don't know what
Speaker 1: name you're going by right now? Are you there, Alicia?
Speaker 1: Are you still there? I'm still here? Okay. Danny obviously
Speaker 1: is not on the phone anymore. Is that legit? Is
Speaker 1: that how he was on the date? You guys just
Speaker 1: had him on the phone. If you would have been
Speaker 1: there in person, he would have been appointing at you
Speaker 1: to laugh. Yeah, so good luck to you in the
Speaker 1: dating world. Alicia, thank you so much. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: know you're never to hear the match game theme song
Speaker 1: without probably shivering a little bit, but I appreciate your time.
Speaker 1: Bump up, okay, just waiting for his moment. I guess
Speaker 1: all right, Well, I'm not even gonna talk to Danny.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for your time. That was it
Speaker 1: for today's episode of Second Date Update, sponsored by Jiffy
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