1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: I caught my dad boning my girlfriend. Now my girlfriend 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:04,840 Speaker 1: has something else huge. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:09,399 Speaker 2: She wants to confess how big your daddy dong is. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: I mean, you know that is That would just be 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: a ran in the family. They could run through me, 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 1: the final nail in the coffin. That would make my god. Okay, 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 1: let's get into this madness. Uh So to start, I 8 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: mail twenty two. Have been with my soon to be 9 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: ex girlfriend Kate female twenty one for just shy of 10 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: three years. Our relationship throughout the three years has been amazing. 11 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,240 Speaker 1: She had always been kind and supportive and very open 12 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: and honest with me. She was a little open with 13 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:48,879 Speaker 1: some other people too. Oh jeez, her librarian when she 14 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: was late on her book. 15 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Yeah, also late with your dad. Yeah, 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 2: and a seat inside of me. 17 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: Uh oh, that's the gardening you don't want to have happened. 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: We had dates often. Our love making life was great. 19 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: We had very few arguments, but when we did get 20 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,760 Speaker 1: into a disagreement, we managed to communicate and come to 21 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 1: an understanding not before too long. 22 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 2: This sounds like a great relationship. One would think only 23 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,479 Speaker 2: your dad didn't have so much game. If only your 24 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 2: dad wasn't risen up your woman. 25 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: I know, good daddy riz it hfferent. I believed our 26 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 1: relationship to be healthy and loving, but apparently I was 27 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: wrong that you were onto the story. About a week ago, 28 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: I had started to notice that Kate was becoming very 29 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 1: touchy about me being on or around her phone. This 30 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,639 Speaker 1: was odd to me because not only had she always 31 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 1: let me use her phone to make calls if mine 32 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: was dead or if I didn't have immediate access to mine, 33 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: but she would also download games for me to play 34 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: in her phone so she could distract me when she 35 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: wanted to watch her shows. Smart boyfriend, Yeah he's yourn yokie. Yeah, 36 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: literally treating him like a todd that's hilarious. Kate begins, 37 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: she wanted a real man. Yeah, yeah, she wanted a daddy. 38 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,920 Speaker 1: I don't need someone to be distracted by an iPad, 39 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 1: my iPad, petru. Kate began snapping at me for asking 40 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: to borrow her phone or snatching it out of my 41 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: hand if I was so much as moving it away 42 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 1: from the edge of the counter so it wouldn't fall, 43 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,839 Speaker 1: and whenever I questioned her behavior, she brushed it off 44 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: and explained that she was just in a bad mood, 45 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: and her constant dismissal of my noticeable confusion began to 46 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: annoy me, so I asked her if she was hiding 47 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: anything from me, which led to an argument about her 48 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: saying I was accusing her of infidelity and not trusting 49 00:02:54,520 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: her and yikes something, dude, that's the classic manipulation, Like 50 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: so you don't I can't believe you would think I 51 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: was cheating? Wow, you don't trust me? Yeah? Yeah? How 52 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: dare you think I'm doing what I'm doing? Yeah? Classic? 53 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 1: Classic Before poor Sam guys throw a heart emojis for 54 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 1: Sam heart emojis in the comments for Sam guys to 55 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: show how much we love him, and began trying to 56 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: get physical with me, in which case I shut down 57 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: the argument and told her to sleep in the guest 58 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: bedroom wig down the law jinx. She was very angry 59 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: about it, but I told her we would talk about 60 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: it in the morning. When we did talk about it, 61 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: she apologized for her behavior and gave me her phone. 62 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: I told her I trusted her and I didn't need 63 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: to go through it, and to be frank, I did 64 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: trust her, and I believed her outburst due to be 65 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,119 Speaker 1: to the ongoing stress at work, which was clearly stupid 66 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: of me. 67 00:03:55,760 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 2: Oh god, you know, you know, ignoring all the warning sign. 68 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: The next day, I noticed she had gotten a missed 69 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: call from my father. I had never known my father 70 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: to like Kate or even have her contact info at 71 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: that In fact, I was convinced that they both disliked 72 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: each other at any In every family event, they would 73 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: often argue or make snarky remarks at one another until 74 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,479 Speaker 1: we had to leave due to the tense atmosphere that 75 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: had created. 76 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 2: It was all the sexual tension. 77 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, the atmosphere was thick with some, but 78 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't annoyance, it was not it was lust. 79 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: It was seamen. Oh god. So I decided to ask 80 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 1: Kate why my father had called her. She physically froze 81 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:48,159 Speaker 1: and mumbled an excuse about it being my birthday soon 82 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: and he planned something. But my father and I were 83 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 1: never very close, so I didn't understand why he would. 84 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: But I played it off and decided to just go 85 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 1: about my day. Oh pee, you know, nothing. 86 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 2: To say here, folks, Yeah, moves eskimo bro. 87 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: Oh boy, my dad is my No, I was gonna 88 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 1: say my brother, Yeah, Eskimo brother. Yeah, yeah, it's different. 89 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: Then the following night, I had texted her explaining that 90 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 1: I had a late shift and would be back around 91 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: ten pm at latest. Oh no, which I did. We 92 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: ended up being dismissed early, actually due to an incident 93 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: regarding our manager, and so instead of ten pm, our 94 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:40,559 Speaker 1: fateful hero was headed home by seven pm. I tried 95 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: calling her, but she had her phone off, so I 96 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,599 Speaker 1: assumed it was dead or something, or she had turned 97 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 1: it off. Oh p, which she does often at home. 98 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: Oh pee. When I made it home, I noticed my 99 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: father's car two houses down from marsh, so I tried 100 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:01,040 Speaker 1: calling him, but his phone was also turned off, which 101 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: I found odd because my mother likes his phone to 102 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 1: be on so she can call him when she needs 103 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 1: him because she is handicapped. Oh I assumed, just keeps going. 104 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: Oh God. I assumed my mother was with him, so 105 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: I opened the door quietly to surprise her, as I 106 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: hadn't seen her for a while. And what I was 107 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 1: met with was the site of my girlfriend bent over 108 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:28,479 Speaker 1: the kitchen counter with my father right behind her. 109 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 2: Oh did she did she accidentally fall on the kitchen counter? 110 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 2: Or was she reaching for something? 111 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,919 Speaker 1: You know. She she was like, oops, I fell on 112 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,279 Speaker 1: the counter, and then oh my gosh, my clothes just 113 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,479 Speaker 1: fell off at the same time. And then, you know, 114 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: the dad in a rush. It's like, oh my gosh, 115 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,719 Speaker 1: help you. Oh my gosh, my clothes fell off too, 116 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: and whoops, I just fell and just you know, but 117 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: doing and then the door opened. That's exactly how. 118 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 2: It happens, you know, all a simple dude. I can't understand. Imagine. 119 00:06:58,920 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 1: Fuck. 120 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:04,680 Speaker 2: That would suck so much. I would need so much therapy. 121 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:08,159 Speaker 1: So much therapy for this. What does op do I 122 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:12,000 Speaker 1: need to know? Okay? They both froze and started profusely 123 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: yelling and telling me that it wasn't what it looks like. 124 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:20,640 Speaker 1: What else else could it be? And they could explain, 125 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: but I shut the door and locked it from the 126 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: outside and made my way to my friend's house. How 127 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: do you explain that? Oh my god, oh my god, unimaginable. 128 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 1: You don't talk to either of them ever again. I 129 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: mean unforgivable. I mean the dad, I mean, I don't know. 130 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: It's tough. 131 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 2: No, I would I would never talk to my dad again. 132 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:48,119 Speaker 2: And that kid never, I would never talk to him again. 133 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:49,680 Speaker 1: That is like. 134 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 2: The biggest breach of trust ever. 135 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. Ever. And what's also crazy to me is like 136 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 1: they're both into it, like you know something I get. Yeah, 137 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: there's enough. 138 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so wrong, but feels so right. 139 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: That's I think what they're thinking. 140 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 2: Okay, think we gotta keep going. I gotta keep going. 141 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: Since they've both been blowing up my phone, it wasn't 142 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: the only thing I was blown Oh, apologizing and begging 143 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 1: me not to say anything to anyone. And quite frankly, 144 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 1: I'm just disgusted, disgusted to my father, who's turning sixty 145 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: next month. 146 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 2: Hey, it props to him. Hey, I mean he's still 147 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 2: got it. 148 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 1: You know, he still got it? 149 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:36,200 Speaker 2: Very bro, he's sixty and stealing your girl. 150 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, you might need to up your ris 151 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:39,720 Speaker 1: a little bit. 152 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I wonder if he's going with or without 153 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 2: viagra and still kicking all natural. 154 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: All natural might be. And he has my mother to 155 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: take care of, and I'm discussing in Kate, who was 156 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 1: getting railed by my father for who knows how long. 157 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,439 Speaker 1: I honestly just want to throw up and set them 158 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 1: both on. I mean, I understand, but I'm most worried 159 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 1: about how my mother will take the situation as she's 160 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 1: very dependent on my father and adores him. Oh, Sam, 161 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 1: there is an update. Uh, but I'm I want to 162 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 1: hear from everyone, and do you Sam what you're thinking? 163 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:25,800 Speaker 2: Well, the biggest question is do you tell the mom? Yep, Yeah, 164 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 2: that's the biggest question. 165 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,960 Speaker 1: Honestly, I'll be honest, I don't know if I don't 166 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 1: know if you do, just for the mom's. 167 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 2: Sake, yeah, I mean she'd be crushed, and if she 168 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 2: depends on him, I would just say, hey, I won't 169 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,240 Speaker 2: say anything, but you better treat her right and stop 170 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 2: tucking around. 171 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, like the second anything goes wrong, like you know, 172 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,200 Speaker 1: this is on you. 173 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:51,320 Speaker 2: Also, that's some crazy blackmail to have over someone. 174 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 1: Over your freaking dad. 175 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,319 Speaker 2: Dad, you better get me that that beamer. 176 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,240 Speaker 1: Every Christmas about your look crazy. 177 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 2: I don't know if you say anything, I just think 178 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 2: like that would be that would that sounds just too 179 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,800 Speaker 2: hard for like that that's too hard for the mother. Yeah, 180 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 2: but I have never talked to the girlfriend never. I 181 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 2: mean the relationship with dad forever. 182 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,319 Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know if I can do it. 183 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:25,320 Speaker 1: Girlfriend for sure, done gone, goodbye forever. Yeah, I don't know. 184 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,480 Speaker 2: Damn, you're more forgiving man than I. It would take 185 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:29,680 Speaker 2: so long. 186 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just such a mass, a massive beach of trush. 187 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 2: But I would need years, years and years. I mean, 188 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:41,920 Speaker 2: what would you guys do? Like if your dad bone 189 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 2: your significant other? How long would it take you to take? 190 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 1: How many years? 191 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 2: How many years? 192 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: How many years? That question? Or a lifetime? But says 193 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: an update, there is an update. You're right. As for 194 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,200 Speaker 1: someone's advice, I asked my mother to lunch and now 195 00:10:56,640 --> 00:11:00,120 Speaker 1: he's gonna Reddit always says, tell the truth. Yeah, I 196 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: don't know if I don't know if you're right on 197 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 1: this one, guys. After some small talk, I informed her 198 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 1: of the situation. She was understandably upset and in denial 199 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,000 Speaker 1: about the situation, as my father had spoken to her 200 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 1: prior about me still holding a grudge against him a 201 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 1: story for another time, and that I would likely try 202 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,560 Speaker 1: to come up with a lie to turn her against 203 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,679 Speaker 1: him for revenge. But after showing her the messages they 204 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:30,079 Speaker 1: had sent afterward, she was distraught and visibly angry about 205 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,520 Speaker 1: the whole ordeal because they had told her p like, yo, 206 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,320 Speaker 1: don't tell her. 207 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,200 Speaker 2: I mean, come on, pretty damning evidence. 208 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 1: My father was the first to message my mother, attempting 209 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,320 Speaker 1: to convince her that I staged the messages and that 210 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:46,560 Speaker 1: I was being petty and lying, okay, daddy, And when 211 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 1: she wouldn't believe him, he accused her of cheating on 212 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,640 Speaker 1: him and trying to find a way out of their marriage, 213 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,480 Speaker 1: always with the manipulation. 214 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 2: I don't think, well, this is not forgivable this guy, 215 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,200 Speaker 2: this guy obviously haven't hasn't learned even. 216 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, like he's not even like trying to apologize. 217 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,559 Speaker 1: He's just trying to like get out of it, get 218 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:11,320 Speaker 1: out of it, which evidently isn't possible for my mother, 219 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,200 Speaker 1: as she has trouble in getting from place to place 220 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 1: on her own. Like literally, yeah, oh yeah, but Stephen 221 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 1: Hawking cheated on his wife, so that's not an excuse. 222 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 2: Wait, yeah he did. Stephen Hawking cheated out his wife 223 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 2: with his nurse. Imagine how crazy your game has got 224 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 2: to be and you can barely wink and and you're 225 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,680 Speaker 2: you're pulling you know. 226 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: I really just hate to say it, but it is 227 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:44,200 Speaker 1: just like the game is just astronomical, astronomical, Like, yeah, 228 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: he's into those into those holes, all right, what do 229 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,440 Speaker 1: you know about these buttons? You want to see what 230 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,160 Speaker 1: these buttons do. 231 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 2: Though I may not be able to move, but you 232 00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:02,160 Speaker 2: can make something in me move. Uh oh oh yeah yeah. 233 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,800 Speaker 1: He then apologized and told her that he was just 234 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:11,400 Speaker 1: frustrated and asked to see her, and when she declined, 235 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:15,080 Speaker 1: he again accused her of jeting God and staying with 236 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:19,479 Speaker 1: her lover while abandoning him. Kate's parents were evidently enraged 237 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: that I accused their daughter of doing such a thing 238 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: and that they would be suing me for defamation on 239 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,600 Speaker 1: their daughter's behalf. Yep, oh my god, that's where we're 240 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,560 Speaker 1: at with that right now. 241 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 2: Oh my god, man's just trying to tell the truth. 242 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 1: Ya just got fuck literally. I then took the liberty 243 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,440 Speaker 1: of sending them the screenshots from both Kate's and my 244 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,200 Speaker 1: father's messages, and they left me on scene for a 245 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,480 Speaker 1: couple of days before finally replying to me and informing 246 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: me that while they won't be suing me, they would 247 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 1: appreciate if I kept the situation under her rats. Yeah, 248 00:13:54,960 --> 00:14:00,520 Speaker 1: a little flip pop. Kate's parents then contacted me again 249 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,240 Speaker 1: and asked if to spy everything, I would be willing 250 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,080 Speaker 1: to pay for her rent just for this month, because 251 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,160 Speaker 1: she doesn't have the money for it at the moment home, 252 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 1: but you know, she just doesn't have the rent. 253 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:17,720 Speaker 2: You know, she like Daddy pay for it. Literally, he's sixty. 254 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,800 Speaker 2: He probably has the money. 255 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 1: Listen, pull out of that hey, that for that retirement fund. 256 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,200 Speaker 1: That form king about to get with drawn. Aluf, you're 257 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:24,800 Speaker 1: cooking up. 258 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 2: With a sixty year old and you're not at least 259 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Speaker 2: getting you know, your rent paid for? 260 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: What was the point? What are we doing here? Obviously? 261 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,080 Speaker 1: I declined and told them that I no longer have 262 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 1: anything to do with her anymore. They then informed me 263 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 1: that she was pregnant with my child. 264 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 2: No way is it, No way, no way, and now 265 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,640 Speaker 2: you know it's not the dad's child. He could still 266 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 2: be shooting bullets. 267 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,360 Speaker 1: And they said they needed assistance from the father of 268 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 1: her baby and this would be a last goodbye. I 269 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 1: then laughed ha ha ah and told them that I 270 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,560 Speaker 1: most definitely wasn't the father of the baby. If she 271 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,400 Speaker 1: was pregnant, and if she needed assistance from her baby 272 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,880 Speaker 1: daddy to contact my father. Then I hung up and 273 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 1: blocked them. Katie is apparently five weeks pregnant, but we 274 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,160 Speaker 1: haven't been intimate in just under two months, so the 275 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,640 Speaker 1: baby is not a mine. Wow. 276 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,800 Speaker 2: Well I'm glad Ope didn't get tangled all up in that, 277 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 2: but holy shit, how many like this is? 278 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 1: How many layers of distraction does it take? Truly? Wow, 279 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, I'll ask it again, what would you 280 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,920 Speaker 1: do in this scenario? What would you do with the 281 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 1: relationship with the father? And yeah, and Kate and her family? 282 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised that Kate's parents went after op Like, 283 00:15:55,560 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 2: it's crazy that no one in this story is sane. 284 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: And the mom well no, I was going to say, 285 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,200 Speaker 1: eventually they got they got the they got it, but 286 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,280 Speaker 1: then they came back and asked for a month of rent. 287 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous. God, yeah, I read the room. 288 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, this poor guy. 289 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 2: Like, oh geez, all right, we'll let us know what 290 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,920 Speaker 2: you would do. Uh what do you think? Where you 291 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 2: think Opie? Like, uh, you know, did the right thing 292 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 2: or where he didn't? But we'll see you in the 293 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:23,760 Speaker 2: next episode. 294 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:28,920 Speaker 1: Love you. Mom said she'd handle the cake. Well guess what, Mom, 295 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: I'll handle you, okay, OPI Mom handler over here. That's right. 296 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,280 Speaker 2: That's what I call my friend Lemchi when he goes 297 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,040 Speaker 2: out to the club and picks up melts. 298 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 1: There we go Cougartown, USA population. That guy. 299 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,720 Speaker 2: That guy picks up these ladies in his Stingray. He's 300 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 2: like this nineteen sixty seven Stingray. It's like a super 301 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,320 Speaker 2: that old nice car. 302 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 1: That sounds super sick. I don't even know smoke cigars 303 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 1: what car that is, but it is old milfy. That's like, 304 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,600 Speaker 1: uh yeah, the seventies, you were bagging checks even today 305 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,040 Speaker 1: even today, bag. 306 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,520 Speaker 2: And checks with that bag, you know, like a serial 307 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:12,359 Speaker 2: killer like that, taking them into the refrigerator, refrigerator. 308 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,560 Speaker 1: That's that's the move. 309 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:18,199 Speaker 2: That's the move go to when you want to be cool. Anyways, 310 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 2: just getting not cellial killers. We're not seriously serial killers. No, 311 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 2: it's a part time gig. 312 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:31,440 Speaker 1: Yep, all right, the joke is over. Long story shore. 313 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,320 Speaker 1: I was told to bring cake to my mother's place 314 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,719 Speaker 1: for yesterday. 315 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 2: It's like a it's like a it's a you know, 316 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,120 Speaker 2: like a euphanism, like bring that cake for Mother's day. 317 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,520 Speaker 2: Maybe bring that booty. It could be that cake. 318 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:51,439 Speaker 1: Probably not, but it's anything's possible. She said she would 319 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,800 Speaker 1: handle dinner. Quote unquote, okay. I arrived to find the 320 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 1: kitchen table overflowing with groceries, and her expecting me to 321 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:06,320 Speaker 1: spend the entire day cooking a proper Italian American feast 322 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,119 Speaker 1: for the whole family. I'm talking at least a dozen 323 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,760 Speaker 1: people over here. Dude. That sounds like it takes hours 324 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,800 Speaker 1: and hours and hours. I mean like a whole a 325 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,879 Speaker 1: whole day, honestly, a whole day of cooking. It's like 326 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,959 Speaker 1: a like a Christmas meal. 327 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 2: Like all right, all right, I just like to say, 328 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,840 Speaker 2: John gave me a recipe for something to cook, and 329 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 2: he's like, oh, bro, like you'll be able to whip 330 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,280 Speaker 2: this up in like thirty minutes. I literally did nothing 331 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 2: but cook. I made hummus and I made that thing. Yeah, 332 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,960 Speaker 2: and it took me all day, really yeah, all day. 333 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 2: Also I got a very good cook cook it with 334 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:36,640 Speaker 2: me next time. 335 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, now I kind of have it all memorized 336 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,200 Speaker 1: so I can like just yeh, I'll get there. I'll 337 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: get there. 338 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,159 Speaker 2: But like I was like, it was like, how do 339 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,360 Speaker 2: you chop stuff? 340 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,119 Speaker 1: And you put you got all the extra ingredients probably 341 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 1: or some of the extra ingredients maybe they did. They did. Yeah, 342 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 1: So there you see. I do not go to the 343 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,919 Speaker 1: extra mile ladies and gentlemen. That is the key. It 344 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: tastes great. 345 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,800 Speaker 2: Though it tastes good. It tast a lot of cayaenn 346 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,280 Speaker 2: peppers that made a little spicy. Nice Christians like mouth 347 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 2: is on fire. Give some that's a good move. So 348 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:04,359 Speaker 2: my mom gave me no warning for all this cooking. 349 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 2: Was never asked to do it, never even got a 350 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:09,040 Speaker 2: hint about it. 351 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. I was just expected to happily roll up 352 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,919 Speaker 1: my sleeves and get to a cooking for four plus hours. 353 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,880 Speaker 1: Will everyone else lounge around and enjoy themselves? You got 354 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,120 Speaker 1: you got a whole crew here, and no one's pitching in. 355 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,520 Speaker 2: Like yeah, but I like, I imagine that's probably what like 356 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:30,800 Speaker 2: like the you know, like, uh, the traditional Italian way 357 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 2: is right. 358 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 1: It's like all right, woman, either either mom or like 359 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:38,560 Speaker 1: somebody stay in. You'll stay in there until it's all 360 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,200 Speaker 1: done and then we'll prisoned. We'll finish watching Seinfeld or whatever. 361 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 2: That I see, like like like that, I do not 362 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,359 Speaker 2: think that is the right way to be clear, uh 363 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,200 Speaker 2: but uh, well, women. 364 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:51,919 Speaker 1: Locked. 365 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 2: So my mom is an amazing cook and cooks for 366 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 2: for like our family gatherings and like instead of being 367 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:03,359 Speaker 2: quarantined in the kitchen, and like everyone surrounds the kitchen 368 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 2: and like helps a little bit. Like my mom's definitely 369 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:08,159 Speaker 2: running the show because like she's she she's a strict 370 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,199 Speaker 2: captain with the kitchen. 371 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,159 Speaker 1: I believe it. 372 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 2: But uh, everyone's like talking with each other and joking 373 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,439 Speaker 2: around while like we're helping out a little bit, and 374 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,040 Speaker 2: like we're sitting around. There's like an island in the 375 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 2: middle of the kitchen and we're like sitting around there. 376 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,880 Speaker 2: So I feel like that's how it should be done. 377 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,040 Speaker 2: Like move the conversation to the kitchen. 378 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 1: That's exactly perfect. Everyone's chilling, everyone's hanging and participating with Yeah. 379 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 1: Good model, good model. So guess guess what op did Sam? 380 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:37,440 Speaker 1: What they left? They left? They left on Mother's Day? 381 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,640 Speaker 1: See you later, maham Seal hit her family. Wow, and 382 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,040 Speaker 1: it took the cake with me. Damn cake with me? 383 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: Oh okay, Savage, that's right, And we got we got 384 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: some quick updates. So update number one. A few of 385 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,359 Speaker 1: you wanted to know the cake. It's the Black Magic 386 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,800 Speaker 1: Cake aka Nana's Chocolate Cake from the old recipe subreddit. 387 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,680 Speaker 1: So good o MFG. I'm actually I kind of want 388 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 1: to try that now. I'm now yeah, same update number two, 389 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 1: Electric Bungaloo. The fallout phone calls for my mother and brother. 390 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 1: As I drove home, she put on the weary her act, 391 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 1: expressing how disappointed she was and having such a selfish 392 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,200 Speaker 1: and lazy daughter, you know the usual. I just agreed 393 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,679 Speaker 1: with her, yep, sure, I am selfish and lazy. You 394 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:31,000 Speaker 1: should have raised me better. And then I hung up. Damn. 395 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,440 Speaker 1: Brother was outrage that I made a scene and embarrassed 396 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,520 Speaker 1: them because they had to order a bunch of mediocre 397 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 1: pizza and stale conoli from the only place open on 398 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,400 Speaker 1: accept the ball. 399 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 2: I'm moving pizza boxes. 400 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400 Speaker 1: I'm more in a bunch than a meat the ball. 401 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,080 Speaker 1: I'm more crimped than a than a edge of rali. Okay. 402 00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:02,000 Speaker 1: I tried. I little that their misfortune, but he hung 403 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,399 Speaker 1: up on me. I hadn't wanted to speak to either 404 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,280 Speaker 1: of them anyway, so I considered that a double wind 405 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,879 Speaker 1: good gravy. This is a dysfunctional family.