WEBVTT - #139: Brody Cursed By The Hearse 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:07.600 Start uf dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:12.360 Brooklyn Buys, start uf dot Up. They're making noise dot 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:18.919 up thought uf dot Up, Episode one thirty nine of 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:24.720 the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We make a noise? Yeah, are we? 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:27.400 I guess we are? To some people, all this is 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:31.320 his noise? Yeah, you know what. I know. Danielle from 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:34.800 the Big Show loves the podcast, but she says that 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.960 it's something that she said really irked to me. She said, Yeah, 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.199 I usually turn on an episode and I just kind 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:41.879 of leave it on in the background, and I go 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:43.519 and I go vacuum, and then I come back and 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:45.519 they're still talking. And then I leave and I go 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:48.440 cook and I come. Is that how people utilize us? 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:51.680 Is that what they think of us? We're background noise? Yeah? 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.560 I don't want that to be the case. Says it 0:00:54.600 --> 0:01:00.200 right there, round noise, startup, startup. We're making noise, I again, 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.480 but not a background noise. Why do they make a 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:05.840 background noise? What is this perception that we have of 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:11.400 us just being a bunch of noise? Uh? They must 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:16.240 be thinking of you. I'm pure content, by the way, 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.480 I was gonna say, I'm Joe content. You know, you're 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:22.160 from expression RIGHTO, I'm Joe snowboard right right. I feel 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:25.200 like I feel like it's started with Joe public. No, 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.360 I think it was. I don't. I don't know John 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:31.600 John Q public in the law terms. No, what does 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.319 that do with? Like Joe Joe is like it means 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:38.320 average guy name. Like no, that doesn't mean you're good 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.400 at blowing. No, Like, oh, you know, I'm I'm Joe. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:43.400 I'm Joe mountain climber. That means you're like you're you're 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:46.720 a good mountain climber. But it started, It started somewhere. 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.920 It started. Everything started somewhere with Joe public or Joe 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:53.320 blow the words somewhere. I started somewhere. But the word 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.240 My kids have no idea what that means. I was 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.440 saying something and I don't remember what it was, but 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:02.920 I said something like, oh, please, your dad's Joe car 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:05.520 fixed or sorry, Joe car repair, something like that. They 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:10.320 were like, what, no, Ien, I explained it, and they're like, 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:13.720 it doesn't make any sense because it's lost in their generation. 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.800 Is a generational gap thing? Well, of course, but everything 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.960 is so everything. Everything that makes complete sense to your 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.480 generation makes no sense to the to the one after 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:25.800 their generation Z, which is the Zennials. Uh, you know, 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:29.200 and then then there was the millennial generation. But my 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.919 my father knew Joe like you know, oh he's he's Joe, 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.200 military guy like he he knew what that meant. So 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:36.959 I feel like it's got a couple of generations, but 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.000 then it dies. Now you baby boomers invent these things. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:44.960 Not a boomer, thank you, you're not. Nope, thanks Dick. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:49.519 I'm generation I'm Generation X and proud of it. That's fantastic. 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:55.040 I think you're a boomer. You can suck iteration s heary. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.320 First of all, you don't think I know what generation 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.960 I'm from. I'm not a boomer. Let's move on. Please. 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:05.120 My point of this conversation escalated quickly. See they understand 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:09.560 that language. If you said that escalated quickly. What you fuck? Yeah? 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:13.520 Um from getting salty. So so I said, well, guess 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.960 what your kids aren't gonna know what woke means. And 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:17.880 I was running on a list of all their expressions 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:21.040 that that you know, do you You're gonna feel the 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:23.680 same way someday You're you're gonna say something like a 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:25.440 from people are gonna like your kids gonna go what 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.160 of course, yeah, because everything. Every generation has its own disease. 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:35.240 But but oh, great great song, every water house, every 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.800 that's slaughter house, slaughter No, it's slaughter house was an 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:42.880 eighties metal band. Every generation and they all have their 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.800 own words and terminology, right, So millennials had their thing. 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:50.320 So the generation z technology or I'm sorry, the technology 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.720 is TikTok for sure that that is the app for 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:55.320 the for the zennials. Yeah. By the way, it's it's 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.520 before we freak out. It's Fury in the sloughter House, 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.600 Fury in the slaughter House. You know the song, right, Yes, 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:04.640 of course, every generation has its own disease. God, now 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:07.920 my age is showing. It's a great song. So here 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:14.240 we hold on. They go back up. I love how 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:22.360 you had it handy YouTube, douche. Listen, let's shake hands 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:28.159 with plastic gloves and we have our own disease. There 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:37.720 it is disease. Oh my god, this is perfect for 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:41.400 the pandemic. So why is this song not again, because 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.520 this song I think is about AIDS. Don't tweet me, 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.479 you know, I mean Collins is back in the air tonight. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.280 I mean you're in the slaughter house. Well, we need 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:53.360 two young twins. We need twins rather to just listen 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:56.839 to the song and then like freak out that it's 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.160 the reference we're making. That Phil Collins thing is great. 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:03.320 In case you don't know, these twins were experiencing they 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:05.599 experienced music for the first time, and they took the 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:08.920 song in the Air Tonight by Phil Collins and they 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.279 listened to it and they watch it. You know you're 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:13.480 watching them listen to it for the first time. I 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.080 gotta look up to I'm gonna look up the back 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:16.760 story on that because I haven't had a chance to yet. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:18.800 And when when as to why they sat there? Why 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:20.760 they did they? Do they film all again? You don't 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.440 need this. Wait, I'll look it up. Well, i'll tell 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:24.800 you did these kids? Oh okay, yeah, what I want 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:26.240 to know is scary? Then you can tell me. Do 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.280 these kids sit and listen to new music all the time? 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:30.760 And had they not seen the Hangover? Because in the Hangover, 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:33.800 Mike Tyson does air drums to the song. It's not 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:37.480 like it's been dead since age. There are several videos 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:42.839 going around where people get introduced to new music for 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:45.239 the first time. Sometimes it's with their parents and sometimes 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:48.440 not my educating guest is there to introduce them in 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:52.040 new music for a second time. My educated guess is 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:55.120 that these kids are we're doing those that type of 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:58.280 style of video YouTube. Why that song, no, because they 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:00.520 take random music. Now. I don't know how that one 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:02.440 landed in their lap. But the point who did, like 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:04.560 their parents give it to them. Did they look up like, oh, 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:07.080 when was my mom a teenager and then trying to 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:09.840 figure out like what music was popular then? Or did 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:11.520 they go back twenty years from the year they were 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:14.880 born you know what I mean when arbiturey or not. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:17.080 But the point is in the video for those who 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:18.880 didn't see it and don't know what we're talking about, 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:21.479 is three quarters of the way through the song is 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:26.200 when Phil Collins kicks in with the do that At 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.760 that moment, both these kids like lose it at the 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:30.560 same time, like, oh my god, this is the next 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.960 level ship. That kind of reminded me. It reminded me 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.600 of when David Blaine does magic tricks to certain people 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:40.600 on the street and they go, oh right. So that 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:44.560 video went viral last week and then causing tens of 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.800 thousands of copies of the song of the MP three 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:50.560 of In the Air tonight to be sold on the 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:54.279 number three song last week was the number three charting song. Yeah, yeah, crazy, 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:58.560 it's great for Phil. Good luck. Where is Phil these days? Um? 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.760 Did I ever tell you the Phil Collins store? Uh? 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.560 When he showed up to our building? No, don't want 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.000 to hear this. Yeah, I'll tell you real quick. Um. 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.520 So we find out that Phil Collins is down the 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:14.120 hall in the unused Ryan Seacrest studio. No, he was 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:17.960 in the unused Ryan Seacrest STU STU studio. Thank you, 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:22.360 that's very good. That's right, another reference from the late 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.920 eighties early nineties. So some of us who are classic 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:30.440 rock fans, we're very excited that Phil Collins was in 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.760 the building. So we uh, we texted the person who 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.800 was so what happened? So here's the backstory. Sometimes celebrities 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:38.880 come in. They don't come into a radio show and 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.360 do a live interview. They do what's called a radio tour. 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:45.960 So they sit in a studio and a producer will 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:50.320 dial into radio stations around the country from and this way. 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:54.480 Phil Collins, let's say, just sits there with headphones. You're yeah, 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:58.160 you're yeah, You're on with Bob and Steve in Oklahoma, Hey, 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:00.360 Bob and Steve love you guys, how you know? And right, 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:02.840 and then they all right, Bob, Steve, see I love 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.440 you guys. All right, now you're on with Mary and Kate. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:07.679 And then so they do like a whole day of interviews. 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:09.600 But to the listener in each of those cities, it 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.600 sounds like fills in his house just calling in, like 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.680 how cool is that fils calling into these We're lucky 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.840 because the studio that they use, right, we are the 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.080 hub to use it right here in our building. So 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.680 these artists that are sometimes I don't know, sometimes they're decrepit. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.840 Sometimes sometimes there a list a lot of people come 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.520 up and do radio tours, all the TV people, right, 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:35.520 And so the Ryan Seacrest studio was built about I 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:38.400 don't know, seven eight not to bore people. He never 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.600 used it, so we use it we right, So we 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:44.600 use it for these artists and celebrities to come up 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.040 to do these roundtables. For when he did American Idol, 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:48.839 he would like do American Island, New Jersey, and he 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:50.679 didn't have to do his l A show. Like when 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:54.480 I met Weird Yankovic, it was in that studio because 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.480 he came in to do the radio tour with all 0:08:56.520 --> 0:09:01.040 the Okay, so four of us big Phil Collins fans 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:04.480 want to meet him, Okay, and h we're told listen, 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:07.840 Phil is really short on time. He's not he's not 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:11.640 in great physical shape. Uh, he's he had an accident. 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.480 He heard his leg and so he's gotta he's got 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.640 to get over to like another radio company. So he 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:18.760 really can't hang along. But I'll get you guys a picture. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:22.800 You just gotta make it quick, okay. Right, So one 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.920 of the guys of the four of us, not going 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:28.439 to mention his name, but he's a close talker, okay, Um, 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.559 you know he is. He used to work in a 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.280 non radio position in our building too. He used to 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:37.520 fix things, Okay, very close talker. He'd walk right up 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.840 to are you doing? How you doing? Okay. So as 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.600 we're waiting outside the studio, there's some chairs and couches, 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:46.960 and he is talking about every concert he's ever seen 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:52.040 Phil Collins and where he sat and what songs and 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.440 how he's a crazy fan. And I saw, oh, I 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.720 saw him. I was in row three at this arena 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:58.680 and I saw him on the lamb lies down on 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:02.960 Broadway tour night. Wait, so he who's he talking to 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:04.880 with this? To the three of us, the other four 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.439 of the four of us, the other three of us, 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:10.880 he's he's kind of like he's he's giving us his 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:13.920 bona fides. Right, he's letting us know he's a real 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:18.800 deal fan. Right, that's okay. When you so excited to 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:22.120 meet Phil Collins, We're all excited, okay, And you guys 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:24.240 have all been given the warning that, hey, Phil is 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:27.640 short on time, gotta go quick, gotta take a picture. Now, 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.880 this was shortly after I had risk surgery, so I 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:34.200 had I had a wrist guard on my a velcro uh, 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:38.440 like a velcro cast. That's important to the story. So uh, 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.280 the guy running the radio tour comes out and he 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:42.760 says he's just getting his coat. He's gonna come out. Remember, 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:44.800 short on time, make it quick, get your picture and 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:47.640 get out, No problem, No problem. Now, the guy who 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.319 said that is a big muckety muck at our company, 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:54.440 and he handles all of the big rock interviews. So 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.280 you don't want to piss this guy off. You want 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.440 to do what he says. If he says move it along, 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:00.840 you move it along. So the next him, a band 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.000 comes in he remembers that you did the right thing 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.839 before you waiting for a picture with Phil as he's 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:07.839 putting his coat on and you're gonna ambush him. On 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.600 the way. Phil comes down the Ryan Ramp. That's what 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:12.800 we call it. There's a Ryan Seacrest ramp, so Ryan 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.200 wouldn't have to walk down any steps. There's a ramp 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.679 out of the student. Come on, it's for it's for 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:23.560 wheelchair accessible stopping, called the Ryan Ramp. So that he 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:27.720 Phil's walking down the Ryan Ramp very slowly with a cane. Okay, 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:31.480 he looks he looks meek and feeble. The right. The 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.120 last time I had seen Phil Collins was in a 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.920 video right where he's like Phil, you know music eighties video. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.680 So I hadn't really seen him a lot. The last 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.080 time I saw him maybe it was seven eight years ago, 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:46.640 and he looked pretty good stuttering no, no, and he 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.960 didn't just to stumble. So and by the way, why 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:50.280 I'm making fun of stutter was he has a song 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:56.880 called Susu Studio that's called that a recall. It's a recall. 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:01.000 So Phil comes down and he sees my my cast 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:04.439 and he says, oh, man, here's you okay, I said, yeah, 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:07.360 I had some riseurgery goes yeah, I said, the leg 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.400 or hip Surgey or whatever. He goes with two p's 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.800 in a pod. I said, yeah, Phil, I said, I'm sorry. 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.960 I hope you feel better. Thank you. So so the 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.560 guy from from our company says, all right, guys, let's 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.600 get those pictures. We gotta go. Phil's gotta go, right, 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:21.760 and Phil's handler is like, look, you know how the 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:24.040 handlers are. The handlers are always a hundred times more 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.720 nervous than the celebrity, always always, and they're always been 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.559 a hundred times more of a rush, right, Like he's 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:31.440 got to pay rush with the band that Getty Lee, 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:35.120 the rush rush. Who I've met a great guy. So 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:39.760 close talker goes right up to Phil first, and so 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.760 they all right, let's get your picture, and he goes 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.200 right close talking. Philly is feel like, I tell you 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:46.600 I've seen your ninety seven times. I saw you lamb 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.960 lines down Broadway, third row, messrs Square gone, you were 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:50.480 so great. But then I want to say it was 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.320 Brea Music Fair, and I said, like, all in the 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.240 back you're still great. Rotating stage, unbelievable. I'm gonna tell 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.400 you a big fan. I loved your stuff. I loved 0:12:57.440 --> 0:13:00.760 acoustic stuff. I love stuff with Genesis. Uh so he's like, 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:04.920 so so he's on the clock now, he's when he 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:06.680 talked to him with the length of a brody rant? 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:09.560 Is that? What was? Where him? Here? And right? So 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:13.360 so so so Phil's looking at him like, okay, all right, 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.600 that's great, Yeah, that's great. I'm glad. I mean, it's 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:19.080 nice you saw him thirty years ago. But the guy's 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.200 gotta go. He can't walk like he's gotta go. And 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:23.440 he doesn't give a ship. He doesn't remember and he 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.600 and he hears this from every one of his fancy seats. 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:30.200 There's no reason to recreate the Phil. I've been a 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:33.880 fan since nineteen seventy three. That's enough. He doesn't need 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.079 to know what seat you were in family. Oh my god, 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:37.440 you were in the third row with a blue shirt. 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:40.480 I remember you. He's not gonna do that. Okay, So 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:42.160 the three of us looking at each other like we're 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.800 not going to get pictures now because this close talker 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:48.439 is monopolizing Phil Collins. And he sounds like he has 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.679 no experience with taking pictures with celebrities. No, nor does 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.600 he have any idea like does the world going on 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.520 around him? So I leaned into him, into into the 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:58.040 back of his ear from behind him, and I go, 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:02.360 I will fucking kill you. And he was like it 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:05.360 was like he's like someone puts like uh smelling salts 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:07.600 under his nose. He what like he was in a 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:09.680 like in a daze, and he goes, oh, yeah, Phil, 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.240 it's good a picture. So we all got pictures. But 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:14.440 I actually had to threaten a co worker with killing 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:17.440 him because he wouldn't stop talking to Phil. I thought 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.440 Phil was gonna keel over right there and die. I 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:22.160 think the more communic ending would be that he has 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:23.920 just enough time to take a picture with the close 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:28.000 talker and then and then stumbles out and you're like 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.880 you're left holding your dick. That would have been terrible. Well, 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:32.760 I made sure to go second because I was I 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.320 was convinced that was gonna happen. So as soon as 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:38.120 he likes, I'm almost in the picture, like I'm almost 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.920 in his picture. That's how close I was to the 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.240 picture of this guy would feel called. And by the way, 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.240 the close talker, I liked the guy, but in particular instance, 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.360 like you gotta know your surroundings that you were told 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:54.880 moving along, and it was yeah, yeah, so f you 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:57.760 close talker, even though I like you, f you so 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.520 that's do we I don't know if we looked about it. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.880 We might have talked about this on an early podcast, 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:05.480 maybe one of the early episodes, but it was such 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.560 a great story we had to bring it back. Yeah, 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:09.360 but I hope I didn't like change anything by accident, 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:12.000 because I'm gonna go, wait a minute, you said nineteen 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:15.280 seventy four. Last time you're paraphrasing, give me a break. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:17.080 And by the way, if you've been a fans of 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.320 the seventies, you are a fucking boomer. I didn't say 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:24.760 I was a fan since the seventies. Dude, I would 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:27.200 stop it. I want to stop it. Oh, can I 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.760 tell you something? You know you make fun of me 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:33.200 about TikTok. You make fun of me about you make 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.960 fun of me about knowing the TikTok stars and things. 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:39.840 I went to my buddy Jason's house in Brooklyn. We 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:43.880 had a barbecue last weekend, and and he's got two kids, 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.600 maybe fourteen and twelve years old, something like that, some 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:50.920 there in in that range. And it's always you know, 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.160 how you say it's always awkward. I'm always all going 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:54.720 around kids, you know, like I don't know what to 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:59.080 say them. I fucking bothered with them because in the 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:00.800 middle of we all hang it out, everyone was what 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:03.200 we were all splashing away in his pool. Hey guess 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:05.920 what we were in the pool? Brodi, Hey guess what 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:09.040 I got an invite to a pool, because that's what 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:12.560 friends do. They invite their friends to their pools. Listen, 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:15.280 some people don't think it's serious. I know he he 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.280 thinks that he takes very seriously. So you know, would 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.400 have been you would have loved this afternoon. We threw it. 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:22.880 We threw one of those spiral sausages on the barbecue. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.800 Was great. Don't do it, dude, I don't give an 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.840 I'm not there's no sponsor here, there's no opportunity. That's true. 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:32.280 I would like to I heard your commercial on the radio. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.400 It wasn't for the deli. The deli has nothing to 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:38.680 do with it, No, Mike, No, No No, it was for PayPal. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:42.080 My commercials for PayPal, my commercials, not for the deli. 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:44.520 I don't get paid for the I don't get paid 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.600 off the deli. Hit the Jendo. You didn't mentioned what 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.800 the client was. Hit the gender. I didn't mention the deli. 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.760 You mentioned the client. You thought I was mentioning the deli. 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:53.960 Doesn't matter, you slipped it in. The deli is not 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:56.600 the client. The deli was an accessory to the client. 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.040 Had nothing to do with the client. Hit the jingle. 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:02.240 Why why do I owe the jingle? Because you said 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:06.720 the name of the client PayPal? I hit it twice. Now, 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:15.280 this scary. So we threw some We threw some steaks 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.679 and chicken and some spials. So we did we did 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:20.560 a Brooklyn style and we're in the pool and after 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:23.160 all the awkwardness of everybody, all the adults and then 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:24.919 the two kids and they're like kind of like in 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:27.480 the corner. I'm like, I just out of nowhere, I 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:30.879 just belt it out. I'm like, so is Charlie Dmilio 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:33.120 back with little Honey, and the two of them their 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:36.560 ears perked up and they're like they're like, dude, oh, 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:39.200 and they started going off into their little world. And 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:44.160 then TikTok. That's just knowing some celebrity gossip. Charlie, Charlie 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:46.800 Damilo is is the TikTok star. She's got the most 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:50.480 followers on TikTok period seventy eight million, and she's just 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:52.400 she's an every day and update today. Did you check 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:54.760 freed update to see if that's she has about take 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.600 a look. I think she's got seventy eight seventy nine million. Anyway, 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:04.400 she's she's, um, wait, you hit this? What's that? It's okay, 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:06.360 you know what that is? So yeah, I just gave 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.520 away that it's four forty five PM. That's what we're 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:11.280 recording is on a Thursday, mind Thursday, So I have 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:14.240 to have to change my alarm now too. I'm gonna 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:18.120 make it fivet because you took forever to get ready today. 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:20.240 What are you talking about? What do you was this 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:21.840 podcast on a time or what are you doing? No, 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:23.680 you said you wanted a podcast at three thirty. We 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:26.560 didn't start to like fourty. So you gotta do something. 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:29.160 What you gotta do? Okay, I got in trouble last 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:34.800 week thanks to you. You know I'm recording in the basement, right, yeah, okay, 0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:37.399 you make me turn off the downstairs I have so 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:39.480 we have dual dual zone heating in the house. We 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:41.800 have an upstairs unit in the attic and h and 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.480 a downstairs unit that does the main floor and the basement, 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:47.600 and so in the basement, well doesn't even cold abasement, 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:50.040 it just does the main level of the house and 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:51.800 then a sub level little den that I do the 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:54.080 show in. So I'm in the basement where the air 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.240 conditioning unit is, where the big you know, the compressor 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:58.480 unit is, And so you make me turn it off 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:03.280 all the time because in the back and it goes. Yeah, okay, 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:06.119 in the winter, that's not a problem in March, April, 0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:10.600 may not a problem in August. Major problem when after 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:13.439 the podcast I forget to turn it back on and 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:15.520 my wife comes home from work to a hot house 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.480 and I get the ant's hot the house. You suck, 0:19:19.200 --> 0:19:23.680 so I said, now, So two weeks ago, I came 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:26.120 up out of the basement before we started the podcast 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:27.960 because it was one of those where you had to 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:29.919 go do something. So I had like we thought we 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.320 did a false start. So then I went upstairs and 0:19:32.359 --> 0:19:34.320 I saw my wife and I said, hey, I turned 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:36.800 the air conditioning off for the podcast. I know it's 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:38.880 gonna be a little warm soon, but I'm gonna I'm 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:41.320 gonna turn it back onto soon as podcasts over, Okay, 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:44.840 no problem. So then she went out, she had to 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:47.280 go run errands the target and came back to a 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:53.160 brutally hot house. So I set my alarm for an 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:55.560 hour and fifteen minutes after we were supposed to start. 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:58.119 It's a reminder, Yeah to go. And I put a 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:00.760 chair and I moved a air over to the wall 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:03.400 where the thermost that is, the chair doesn't belong there, 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:06.639 so we'd be obvious that I didn't put the So 0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:10.680 I just have to remember. You have to remember saying yeah, 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:13.520 so now you got to the way, have we talked 0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:17.560 about Satrielle's We talk about the pork fiasco, the pork 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:20.119 store from the Sopranos. Yeah, do we talk about that 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:22.639 on this podcast? Right now? Well, right now, all the 0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:25.720