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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand. There's an old saying from

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Speaker 1: one of the greatest philosophers of our time that really

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Speaker 1: sums up life. It's the Jewbil Show. That's not what

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Speaker 1: they said, but I'm not sure who said it. It

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Speaker 1: could have been Gandhi or it could have been Rob Kardashian.

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Speaker 1: I know it was one of those highly regarded philosophers though, yeah,

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Speaker 1: no doubt it was one of them. The saying is

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Speaker 1: it's better to be lucky than good. Said that. It

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Speaker 1: was either Gandhi or Rob Kardashian, them or me. I

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Speaker 1: have no idea if somebody said it, And just a

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Speaker 1: second ago you heard me say one of the members

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Speaker 1: of the show should probably be in jail, or should

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Speaker 1: have been in jail a long time ago, in jail

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Speaker 1: right now for one thing or another, especially the way

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Speaker 1: I drive. I get pulled over a lot, and I

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Speaker 1: hardly get tickets, and it drives Alex crazy always, and

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Speaker 1: it's always been that way. I don't know what it

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Speaker 1: is about my luck with that, but I get pulled

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Speaker 1: over and I should definitely get a ticket for many things,

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Speaker 1: and they'll let me go. I moved once, right, and

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to play a game with myself for fun.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not going to register my car.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave the tabs expired for as long as possible.

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Speaker 1: How long can I go until I get a ticket.

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Speaker 1: Once I get a ticket, I will change over the

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Speaker 1: tabs and I will register my car again. It's a

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Speaker 1: fun game. It was really fun because I got pulled

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Speaker 1: over multiple times and I would get off every single time.

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Speaker 1: And then I finally got a ticket. It was about

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Speaker 1: a year and a half later they finally gave me

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Speaker 1: a ticket. That's just how it goes with me and

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Speaker 1: getting tickets. I've gone several tickets since I've been with him, right,

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Speaker 1: and I don't. I'm like, I barely even drive. And

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Speaker 1: then we went on a twenty hour road trip drive.

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Speaker 1: He drove eighteen of the twenty hours and I drove too,

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Speaker 1: and I got a speeding ticket. And it was right

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Speaker 1: after we switched too and I was driving fast, I

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Speaker 1: mean way faster than I was. I was going like

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Speaker 1: ninety and he would be like doing like one hundred.

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Speaker 1: It was like thirty minutes are you are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: At that point, it's just like a curse on you

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Speaker 1: or something. So then so here's what happened. So he finally,

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Speaker 1: you guys, you guys, he finally got a ticket. I

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Speaker 1: did get pulled over the other day and I was

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Speaker 1: going way over the speed lit let's tell you about it.

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Speaker 1: He was going ninety two and a seventy. That's twenty

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Speaker 1: two miles an hour over the speed limit. It's not

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Speaker 1: even your worst is twenty miles an hour is reckless driving.

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Speaker 1: Reckless driving. You should get a reckless driving chargerone as

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Speaker 1: in time. No, that just means a head ticket. You

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Speaker 1: can if you if you've had like previous things. I think,

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Speaker 1: but ninety two and a seventy and comes up one hundred.

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Speaker 1: If they didn't stop me, I would have got there.

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Speaker 1: So you know, the state patrol gave Jubil a one

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Speaker 1: hundred and eight dollars ticket for going five over five over,

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Speaker 1: and I knew I was going to get a ticket

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Speaker 1: this time. I could just tell right. And he comes

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Speaker 1: back and he's like, I just marched you off as

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Speaker 1: five over five over. That is so upset. A one

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Speaker 1: hundred and eight dollars get this? So get this. A

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Speaker 1: couple days later, Yeah, I'm driving home from getting my

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Speaker 1: hair done and I didn't realize that I was passing

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Speaker 1: this school that had just gotten out at three to one,

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Speaker 1: and I was going thirty three and a twenty, which

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Speaker 1: thirty three slow. Well, yeah, it's slowed, you know, And

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Speaker 1: if it wasn't, you'd be fine. Right, there's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: there's some kids around, but it's not like kids everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know where the school is. And then

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that I got a ticket because I

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Speaker 1: didn't see the blinking thing telling me that there's a

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Speaker 1: school around. Going twenty miles an hour and twenty, I

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Speaker 1: get a ticket to the mail. I got a ticket

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Speaker 1: in the mail, you guys, And remember this, I got

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Speaker 1: pulled over going twenty two miles almost one an almost

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Speaker 1: one hundred miles an hour over the speeding limit, enough

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Speaker 1: to be reckless driving. I got a ticket for five

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Speaker 1: over and it was how much? One hundred and eight

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Speaker 1: dollars on hundred eight dollars. And then Alex got her

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Speaker 1: ticket in the mail. Um, I was going thirteen over

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Speaker 1: and the ticket was one hundred and thirty nine dollars.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even get pulled over, and I got a

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Speaker 1: bigger ticket in the mill. There you be king so bad, boys,

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Speaker 1: bad boys. Oh yeah, what you're gonna do. So that's

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Speaker 1: just that's my luck, though I guess it's not bad.

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Speaker 1: I recommend it. At least a jewel show was driving.

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Speaker 1: It's good, Alex. We must have the same luck because

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Speaker 1: once I rolled my car and like after I was

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Speaker 1: heavily concussed sitting in the vehicle, the cop came up

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Speaker 1: to me. He didn't even ask me really high how

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Speaker 1: I was. He goes, wow, yeah, I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: give you a speeding ticket for two hundreds per hour

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Speaker 1: for two hundred miles an hour. I mean, sorry, two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I have a big body for getting in

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Speaker 1: an accident. But I didn't hurt anyone. But if that

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Speaker 1: was too funny, you definitely would have been let o.

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Speaker 1: I flipped my car into a canal when I was

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Speaker 1: eighteen and I was going like camping with friends whatever. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it was on this dirt road next to a canal.

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Speaker 1: Flipped the whole car in there. It was a really bad,

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Speaker 1: like the car filled up with water. And I had

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Speaker 1: a girlfriend at the time. I got her out of

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Speaker 1: the car. She was screaming her head off, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: calm down, right, but the whole thing was filling up

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Speaker 1: with water. But we were eighteen going to a camping trip.

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Speaker 1: We had beer, right, and so all this beer was

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Speaker 1: in this canal. And then the cops came and then

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Speaker 1: they were they were talking to me, and I thought

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Speaker 1: I had gotten everything out, and then some beer floats

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Speaker 1: out of my car and guys like, say, your beer. Oh,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, it's my friend's dad's bears. He's

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Speaker 1: over there at the camping thing. And he's like, it's

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Speaker 1: not yours. Like nope. He's like, you know, I could

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Speaker 1: give you a littering charge for the stuff in there

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Speaker 1: because of the accident. I could give you a littering ticket.

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Speaker 1: I could also probably take you to jail for having

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Speaker 1: alcohol at your age in your car. And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know I could. I know you could. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: he's like, but I'm not going to oh. And I

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Speaker 1: was like and then all right, Remember you can follow

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