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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's teaming up with marine biologists,

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Speaker 1: and instead of just tagging great white sharks to track

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Speaker 1: their movements, they're giving them gold GPS nose rings to.

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Speaker 2: Help them look more attractive to other mates.

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Speaker 1: And biologists can still do their job, but can pull

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Speaker 1: it off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be kind of a badass. Everybody wins with

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: from around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other teeny marinis just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of North Carolina. A

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Speaker 1: cable worker parked his bucket truck on the side of

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Speaker 1: the road the other day while working on power lines. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and while he was up in the bucket, a random

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Speaker 1: guy jumped in the driver's seat, stole the truck, and

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Speaker 1: started speeding down the road with the boom arm extending.

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Speaker 2: That is so scary.

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Speaker 1: Did I even realize? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he knew

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Speaker 1: that there was a guy up in the bucket. He

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Speaker 1: drove more than half a mile before crashing on the

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Speaker 1: side of the road. The boom hit a power line

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Speaker 1: and caused a utility pulled a snap a man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the worker. The worker got tossed from the bucket, but

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Speaker 1: had a safety strap on, so that ultimately saved his life. Dude,

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Speaker 1: my dad owned a bucket truck when we were growing up.

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Speaker 2: We never had a safety strap.

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Speaker 1: He would give us rides in it. That's questionable. Out,

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Speaker 1: I have safety straps in a special room. It's a

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Speaker 1: red room in my house. But you also call it

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Speaker 1: the bucket room. Yes, it's a different story, and it's

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Speaker 1: also saved you a lot. Anyway, the worker ended up

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Speaker 1: cutting the strap to free himself. And as for the

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Speaker 1: moron who stole the truck, he's an older guy named

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Speaker 1: Frank Moody who had just been released from jail two

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Speaker 1: hours earlier. Back home, just right back to jail. Dude,

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Speaker 1: that was an hour longer than the last time he

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Speaker 1: got reed in jail, so he waiting the whole time,

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Speaker 1: and it's like the second thing, let me out, I'm

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Speaker 1: grabbing a truck and stealing it. Well, now he's back

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Speaker 1: in the slammer, facing charges for larceny of a motor

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Speaker 1: vehicle and assault with a deadly weapon. Darn, that was deadly, truck,

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Speaker 1: very deadly. Yeah, this next Laser Stories out of Saskatchewan. Recently,

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Speaker 1: some images have been going viral online showing new purple apples.

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Speaker 1: I'm showing my co host the photo of him. You

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Speaker 1: can also you see him up on the Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey instant stories if you want to take a look.

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Speaker 1: They have vibrant purple skin, purple flesh on the inside.

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Speaker 1: I mean they look directly like they're out of a

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Speaker 1: Disney movie. Witch YEA. Thousands of people online are so

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Speaker 1: hooked they've been desperately trying to track him down. Get in.

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Speaker 1: The viral post claimed the purple apple originates from Canada.

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Speaker 1: It thrives in its Chili climate, boasts a flavor profile

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Speaker 1: reminiscent of cinnamon and banana, go by the nickname Canadian

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Speaker 1: Grapes Banana that tastes like cinnamon apple. That would be amazing,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, The only problem is

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Speaker 1: they don't really exist. I would have spent one hundred

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Speaker 1: bucks on Facebook buying these. It's a good ploy that

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Speaker 1: you give it a nickname even, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Story, Yeah, is it just like AI AI generated images

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Speaker 2: and the stuff about thriving in Chili climates and rich

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Speaker 2: tapestries from the Saskatchewan people who harvest them is complete

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Speaker 2: nonsense jokes.

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Speaker 1: I choose to believe whatever I want facts or whatever

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Speaker 1: you want them to be. But that hasn't stopped orchards

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Speaker 1: and nurseries up in Canada from getting hundreds of calls

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Speaker 1: daily asking about the purple apples from Apple enthusiasts online

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Speaker 1: who got duped. Come on, now, it's affecting people's lives.

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Speaker 1: No wait, throw some pain on those bad boys and

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Speaker 1: just make it real. Actually, rumors are that China has

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Speaker 1: noticed the trend and is already selling knockoff purple apples

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Speaker 1: on Tumu for two bucks a pot. Yeah, why do

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Speaker 1: I feel like you get them in? They're actually great? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Los Angeles. Every

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Speaker 1: now and then you hear about a mystery that would

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Speaker 1: be perfect for a TV detective. This one is right

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Speaker 1: up there, because someone in California had their car broken into.

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Speaker 1: They were parked outside of a school, had gone inside

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Speaker 1: the gym with their kid, and when they came back

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Speaker 2: But it's the worst feeling when you see it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it probably happens thousands of times a day in

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Speaker 1: LA but this one was different because when the father

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Speaker 1: and son looked inside, they saw that there was at

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Speaker 1: least one thing missing. It was a car board box

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Speaker 1: that was holding a million dollars in cash.

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Speaker 2: Someone's carrying around cardboard box.

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Speaker 1: And two they just casually left it in their car.

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Speaker 1: FYI they did take the cash to, not just the box.

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Speaker 1: It would be weird if they left all the money

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Speaker 1: and just.

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Speaker 2: Wanted to blame the robber at this point.

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Speaker 1: Like that is the burning question. Police also say they

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Speaker 1: discovered a GPS device attached to the car that the

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Speaker 1: victim didn't seem to be aware of. So possibly whoever

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Speaker 1: knew about the million bucks was following him and waiting.

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Speaker 1: We don't know. Unfortunately, there aren't any more details yet.

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Speaker 1: Get a million dollars in cash, you just pull up

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Speaker 1: to the bank and say, hey, like to make a

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Speaker 1: withdrawal like drug lords, text it in cash. The cops

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Speaker 1: are investigating both the break in and the claim for

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Speaker 1: the missing million. Will keep you updated, but definitely smart

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Speaker 1: move keeping all that cash and unoccupied car. What if

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Speaker 1: it's just like insurance froug where the dad's like, well,

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Speaker 1: I just right if I tell him whatever that the

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Speaker 1: person sold, and I'll get the money back for his

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Speaker 1: next laser stories out of checklist headquarters. No to do

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Speaker 1: lists can help you stay on task and get more done. Yeah. Sure,

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Speaker 1: but is it possible you're already getting too much done?

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Speaker 2: I am tired.

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Speaker 1: If you're feeling overwhelmed, one expert says, maybe you should

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Speaker 1: think about making a to don't list instead. Dude, I

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Speaker 1: could check so many things off that one my mood

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Speaker 1: just to don't lists are for all the non essential

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Speaker 1: things that we like to do but shouldn't because it

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Speaker 1: sucks up all our time. Well, in the end, you

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Speaker 1: don't like it because you're like, oh why did I

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Speaker 1: waste all my time doing that? But don't get on

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Speaker 1: TikTok before, don't overcome admit to social engagements, don't offer

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Speaker 1: to do favors for everybody who asks, And don't skip lunch. Well,

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Speaker 1: I've never skipped a meal in my life. I never

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Speaker 1: thought that was I'm never on there. But unlike to

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Speaker 1: do list, you don't need to make one every single day.

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Speaker 1: Just do it once and check in on it occasionally

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Speaker 1: to remind yourself of all the stuff you shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: doing and to see if there's anything else you need to.

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Speaker 2: Add to it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, could I put to don't worry about the to

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Speaker 1: do list?

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Speaker 2: That?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's creative.

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Speaker 2: He's taking care of it all, jeff what's.

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Speaker 1: On this guys to don't list? Don't get distracted by

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Speaker 1: the new Balance store when driving.

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Speaker 2: To get your press.

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Speaker 1: He's already been banned from the premises to why keep

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Speaker 1: pushing it? Right? That sound is him going after the

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Speaker 1: guy with the spinny sign out front, and that means

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it at the same

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Speaker 2: Time on Friday, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,