Speaker 1: You make everything a party. You become the life of
Speaker 1: the party. Everyone wants to be around you.
Speaker 2: Not the case with me.
Speaker 1: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Look at my Little Gal, all suited and booted as
Speaker 1: cute as can be.
Speaker 2: Coming to you from Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: I am in Los Angeles, Rainy Los Angeles, and this
Speaker 1: is the pre game for those of you that don't
Speaker 1: know you. Guys submit questions and we answer them. It's
Speaker 1: rainy here too, it is, but it's supposed to clear
Speaker 1: up for the big week and I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be here for the rest of the week. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come back Saturday night for something on Sunday, then leave
Speaker 1: before the game. No one cares, but I really hope
Speaker 1: I'm still employed by Fox when Fox gets a Vegas
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. This is It's Tuesday. It's nutty. It's just
Speaker 1: I wish the weather was better. This is correct, It's
Speaker 1: crazy crazy is it like just you walk like anywhere
Speaker 1: you walk. It's just I just did a panel. They
Speaker 1: were serving me like body Mary's. So the people were
Speaker 1: drinking at nine am when I.
Speaker 2: Was on a pan. It was nuts.
Speaker 1: It's almostly best for my future employment. That I'm not
Speaker 1: there because we know that I do not have any
Speaker 1: kind of governor when it comes to those things. Exactly,
Speaker 1: all right, sister, here we go. First question comes to
Speaker 1: us from LM. R. Road seventy nine. One thing you
Speaker 1: wish your house had that it doesn't? Oh, a roof
Speaker 1: that didn't. Actually, I feel very lucky that I have
Speaker 1: a roof over my head, So let's just start with
Speaker 1: the whole. I'm grateful got it, but as a homeowner,
Speaker 1: and I feel grateful in my life to be a homeowner.
Speaker 1: It also means you don't get to pick up the
Speaker 1: phone and have the landlord or somebody else deal with it.
Speaker 1: So it is up to us to deal with our
Speaker 1: own troubles. Trouble, trouble. This roof leaks every time it rains.
Speaker 1: The house has a flat roof. Whoever designed the house.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, California, flat roots que problem. So even
Speaker 1: the slightest drizzle. I sent you and Ryan a picture
Speaker 1: the other day. There are pots all over the floor
Speaker 1: from the various different maps and Daisy daysy with my
Speaker 1: dog one after one of the fonts yesterday and started
Speaker 1: to like drinkink out of it. And I was like,
Speaker 1: we've got a problem of this means there's one. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: but that's the area of concern right now. As for
Speaker 1: a luxury item in my house, I wish I had,
Speaker 1: I really wish I had a steam shower. And if
Speaker 1: I was to like, you don't, nope, I don't, and
Speaker 1: it was it's something that like, I would love to have.
Speaker 1: So I'm assuming the way you said that your shower
Speaker 1: has but it never. We have one, but it never
Speaker 1: when you go to like touch the control panel, it
Speaker 1: starts blinking. It doesn't properly like turn off or turn on.
Speaker 1: So it's always a thing. And then it's like, why
Speaker 1: do we have these things because these things don't work?
Speaker 1: But yeah, thing as bougie as it sounds, but I
Speaker 1: don't think there is a bougie meter on here.
Speaker 2: We're allowed to. I wish we had an elevator. We
Speaker 2: have one in our.
Speaker 1: House in Montana, and from how many times I trek
Speaker 1: luggage up and down those stairs, it would just make
Speaker 1: my life easier.
Speaker 2: And I wish we had one next house.
Speaker 1: Elevator, steam shower, and a roof that doesn't like Perchet
Speaker 1: better attitude God Anonymous, Great, we love an audience crush
Speaker 1: on ex boyfriend's brother, What to do?
Speaker 2: I think that's fine.
Speaker 1: Ex boyfriend's brother. No, why you want to get back
Speaker 1: into the mix of the family. It's like the movie
Speaker 1: Family Stone. Have you seen it by Sarah Jaska Parker,
Speaker 1: the throat clearing that just drives what's her name of
Speaker 1: Rachel McAdams, who we love absolutely bonkers. Yeah, but I mean, I, okay,
Speaker 1: could you have imagine having a crush on any of
Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend's brother Let's just say, for all intentsive purposes,
Speaker 1: they had a brother that you could have a crush on.
Speaker 1: You want to get back into the mix with that
Speaker 1: look at her face? You might have Well, I've been saying,
Speaker 1: like I was thinking in my pretend world, say you
Speaker 1: were dating Liam Hemsworth and you were like, you know,
Speaker 1: this didn't work out, But then Chris Hemsworth was single
Speaker 1: and available. I got he was single and available. He's adorable,
Speaker 1: and we get it. His wife's great and they've been
Speaker 1: together forever. But god, he's a time thor, isn't he thor?
Speaker 1: Whatever he was? I heard a great story from somebody
Speaker 1: this past weekend in Montana that there was like a
Speaker 1: breakdown somewhere on the side of the road, and somebody
Speaker 1: went to go help, and they said, outcomes Thor from
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 2: How can I come help?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Can you tell me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You got well, how long do we have? You
Speaker 1: can help me in a lot of ways. I think
Speaker 1: it's off limits. It goes back to the question that
Speaker 1: last week about having a crush on your sister or
Speaker 1: brother's significant Sure. I just think there's eight billion people
Speaker 1: in the world, Like, let's just move out of the
Speaker 1: family tree. Okay, we don't need to have any slight
Speaker 1: run in. Probably because I don't like any of my exes.
Speaker 1: I'm just not interested in going back into into cesschool.
Speaker 1: But you know, to each its okay. Bridge to Watts maybe,
Speaker 1: Oh ea, would you ever write a book? You've been
Speaker 1: through so much and inspire so many that's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Would you ever write a book?
Speaker 2: So nice of you?
Speaker 1: No, because I don't think you could be truthful and
Speaker 1: say the things that you want to say, or you'd
Speaker 1: burn a lot of bridges. But if I did write
Speaker 1: a book, it'd be great. Oh my god, what would
Speaker 1: the title of your book be? Do you really like sports?
Speaker 1: H ah? That's a good one, because these assholes that
Speaker 1: always ask us questions like that, yeah, adorable, Yep, got it.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's a really good one. I've
Speaker 1: actually in the process. I mean it's been in the
Speaker 1: process forever, like anything in production of writing one with
Speaker 1: my dad. I don't ask this question for me, but
Speaker 1: you writing a book with their dad.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's on here perfect.
Speaker 1: Let me just make this about me. No, but it's
Speaker 1: it's in a different iteration. It's gonna be like a
Speaker 1: coffee table. But love, my dad has all of these
Speaker 1: little sayings, like they're very like Lombardy esque quotes. And
Speaker 1: my dad, in his next life should come back as
Speaker 1: a coach. I mean, I know he coached at the
Speaker 1: high school level because he volunteered, and he's adorable, but
Speaker 1: he would be the most incredible NFL coach or collegiate coach.
Speaker 1: He inspires. He's like tough on people, but like he
Speaker 1: always like even with my friends, like he's always giving
Speaker 1: them advice. I don't know, I just my dad has
Speaker 1: a lot of wisdom. I love, so it's kind of
Speaker 1: a version of that. But anyways, I just listened and
Speaker 1: he I mean I don't always retain the wisdom, but
Speaker 1: here we are to write it down anonymous. God, great,
Speaker 1: my friend got a boyfriend and is now ignoring us.
Speaker 1: Do we confront her, yes, because she probably doesn't realize it,
Speaker 1: and she's probably just in that stage where it's like
Speaker 1: non stop making out, canoodling other things. It's so hot
Speaker 1: and heavy, so she doesn't know be like hot, did.
Speaker 2: You made Janine write this? Januine?
Speaker 1: Is this issue? Because here's what happens when I get
Speaker 1: a boyfriend. I do. I don't abandon my friends. That's
Speaker 1: not true. I just actually really liked my boyfriend for once,
Speaker 1: and so we were talking about it yesterday. Actually we
Speaker 1: were sitting on the couch and I looked at him
Speaker 1: and I was like, you're my best friend. I was like,
Speaker 1: we if you really like the person. And I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever had that truly that I want to
Speaker 1: spend all my time, Like if I have a choice
Speaker 1: to go somewhere, I want to make sure that I'm
Speaker 1: with him. Now, I get it. We all need some
Speaker 1: alone time, for sure. I was on the phone with
Speaker 1: you the other day being like, I need some time alone.
Speaker 1: But she does I believe, Yeah, that's like, of course
Speaker 1: moves with you. He's not going to leave.
Speaker 2: No, I'm kidding. Is that him texting you right now?
Speaker 1: But the the other thing, I remember you said this
Speaker 1: to me about Jared. We were in Montagne, we were together,
Speaker 1: and you were like, I just want to get home
Speaker 1: because they really missed my husband. And I was like,
Speaker 1: because I wasn't with Steven, And I was like, what's
Speaker 1: that Like? It is really cool to like actually be
Speaker 1: in a relationship or a marriage where you want to
Speaker 1: spend time with your significant others. So, going back to
Speaker 1: the original question, I don't think it's bad. I just
Speaker 1: think that you have to prioritize, like what where do
Speaker 1: those because those friendships will dissolve if you don't make
Speaker 1: an effort. We've talked about it before on this podcast,
Speaker 1: like you kind of like, without getting too deep into
Speaker 1: the flower analogy, Miley Cyrus, we get that outfit. Holy shit,
Speaker 1: I would say yo the class to day being like,
Speaker 1: we need her abs, we need her arms, we need
Speaker 1: her legs. But whatever you water is going to grow.
Speaker 1: So if you care about that friend enough to make
Speaker 1: an effort, okay, I'd be here sixty eight. If each
Speaker 1: of you took a quality from each other to apply
Speaker 1: to yourself, what would it be.
Speaker 2: We talked about this on the phone the other day.
Speaker 1: We did very sweet I will start, since I already
Speaker 1: know what your answer is because you told me I
Speaker 1: would take your organization.
Speaker 2: I'm not though at all.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, it appears that you are very organized, because
Speaker 1: I will miss I know that I'm responsible because I
Speaker 1: have a lot of things going on in my life
Speaker 1: and I know that i'm responsible, but I'm not as
Speaker 1: as I should be. And you are, like you never
Speaker 1: You're the first one to respond to emails that I'm
Speaker 1: on with you. You're the first one to have things
Speaker 1: in your calendar like well, okay, maybe you're not, but
Speaker 1: you're faking it really well because it looks like you
Speaker 1: have it all together and all organized. And I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I didn't get that email, and I don't even have
Speaker 1: a child. I don't have half the responsibilities that you have,
Speaker 1: and you are very put together. You're also someone that
Speaker 1: doesn't My other favorite thing about you is that you
Speaker 1: know exactly what you want, Like you don't waiver. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of like you're very intentional, Like if you
Speaker 1: want something, you're like going on, look at what you
Speaker 1: did to have a child, Like I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you would do the same thing.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe you've told me a million times to go back
Speaker 1: and freeze more of my eggs, and I have it
Speaker 1: like I I'm a little less like full on than
Speaker 1: you are. You are very determined if you want something.
Speaker 1: There is no getten in yoga. But how you are
Speaker 1: full on is what I am. What's the wording?
Speaker 2: Is it? What lives?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you wearing?
Speaker 1: I mean a lot. I just looked in this thing.
Speaker 1: I was like, Jesus, looks great. The quality I like,
Speaker 1: there's two, well, there's many, but the two that I
Speaker 1: like is that you make everything a party.
Speaker 2: You made you. We were talking about it, except I
Speaker 2: remember one instance.
Speaker 1: We both were like, oh my god, we have to
Speaker 1: get out of here. But we were like loving Kelly,
Speaker 1: we love you so much. But you felt the same
Speaker 1: way Kelly. She also hasn't text me back in four
Speaker 1: days with this girl. She's busy that comes back. That's
Speaker 1: is that the anonymous is that the anonymous thing? She
Speaker 1: I don't feel like it, says y'all, So it's not her, okay.
Speaker 1: So you make everything a party, you become the life
Speaker 1: of the party. Everyone like wants to be around.
Speaker 2: You, not the case with me.
Speaker 1: Second of all, you are also to the point it's
Speaker 1: so much fun impulsive, where like you don't think twice
Speaker 1: before jumping in. And I'm like, okay, let's examine this,
Speaker 1: let's figure it out. What medication do I take before
Speaker 1: I do this? Like is there going to be time
Speaker 1: off work? Like I love you, but it's like all
Speaker 1: the care free things you want in a friend. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, let's beat this horse to death and
Speaker 1: then we'll talk about it. Well, then I think it
Speaker 1: sounds like and I'll just diagnose our own friendship. It's
Speaker 1: a good balance. You're the voice of reason. And I
Speaker 1: sent you that thing the other day where it was
Speaker 1: like whatever meme or whatever, and Kylie Jenner was talking
Speaker 1: I think about her mother where like she ends up
Speaker 1: like ping on herself or somewhere, and he was a
Speaker 1: really funny meme and I was like, this is probably me. AnyWho.
Speaker 1: All I can think about when we talk about responsibility
Speaker 1: is Apple's Lionel Ritchie Pampton's That's a story for another
Speaker 1: day and another podcast everybody, and the two sweeting tickets
Speaker 1: that I that I got from New York and you're
Speaker 1: on the way there.
Speaker 2: In fact, we'll elaborate.
Speaker 1: On part of this story in the larger podcast because
Speaker 1: the being shock about our off season activities. I'm not
Speaker 1: allowed to go on a road trip in New York
Speaker 1: because I got sweeting tickets and I probably have a
Speaker 1: warrant out for my arrest.
Speaker 2: That's a tease and the biz.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know if Ryan put in our chat, Ryan,
Speaker 1: our wonderful producer.
Speaker 2: I got a minute.
Speaker 1: I gotta look, I gotta look, I gotta look everyone.
Speaker 2: Oh, we got okay, we got time. What's the other question?
Speaker 1: Jackie? Uh?
Speaker 2: You can wrap? Been texting with?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: Jackie Wygan?
Speaker 1: My four year old loves Trevor Lawrence and wants to
Speaker 1: know if his hair is as pretty in person it is.
Speaker 1: It's very shiny too, which is an I'm looking at
Speaker 1: your hair right now and unbelievable. Like for those of
Speaker 1: you that can't see Aaron because you're listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: she is taking off. She looks how different. Wow, you're insane.
Speaker 1: She looks like Julia Roberts is about to go shopping,
Speaker 1: not in not in the prostitution outfit. She's the post
Speaker 1: prostitution outfit in the suits you work on Commission Bigness day.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go shopping now.
Speaker 1: You like that tie?
Speaker 2: Edward would love that tie. He would love that tie.
Speaker 2: Mary Kate, Mary, Catherine Mary whatever.
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, he has great hair. Great nice guy too,
Speaker 1: really nice. All right, sister, that's it pre game.
Speaker 2: We love you, guys.
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