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Speaker 1: Hey wait a minute, No, no, not like that follow.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is

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Speaker 2: your latest edition of Brooke refuses to believe it's real.

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Speaker 2: It is news. Our top story. A woman in the

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Speaker 2: British Isles recently got swarmed by bees and was stung

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Speaker 2: over sixty times. And it's only making headlines because her

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Speaker 2: last name just happens to be Honeycomb. That really happened,

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Speaker 2: Really sad.

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Speaker 3: She's okay, right, that's just fine.

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Speaker 2: That's also a Google street view car caught a guy

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Speaker 2: trying to get rid of a dead body, or so

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Speaker 2: people thought it was just a weird, chunky rolled up

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Speaker 2: tenth Brook doesn't buy it, but I promise that's one hundred. Meanwhile, sure,

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Speaker 2: a construction worker suffers leg pain after crane drops eight

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Speaker 1: What what?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't have to make sense because it's it's news,

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Speaker 2: it's real.

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Speaker 4: No one.

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Speaker 3: I'm starting to go against Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Finally out of Jefferson County, Pennsylvania, officials just agreed to

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Speaker 2: pay two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to advertise a

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Speaker 3: Checks out, checks out.

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Speaker 2: Brook Do you want to try to debunk those real

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Speaker 2: news stories and three words or less?

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Speaker 5: No, that one time that was your refusal to believe

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Speaker 5: it's real.

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Speaker 2: But it really is real news. Let's get to your

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Speaker 2: real shock collar question of the day and send it

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Speaker 2: over to the real digital producer of our show, Real Jake.

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Speaker 1: No matter what Brooks says, Yeah, look, it's real.

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Speaker 6: Most people use books as either kindling or heavy objects

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Speaker 6: to throw at people who are annoying you. But did

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Speaker 6: you know they're also good for another purpose reading reading. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 6: today happens to be National Read a Book Day, and

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Speaker 6: one of the most enjoyable types of books going back

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Speaker 6: decades has been comics. Ah So, going to celebrate the

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Speaker 6: outdated pastime of reading with some special graphic novel themed

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Speaker 6: trivia in a special one and done crash boom thud

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Speaker 6: on a monopeia.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't wanna be.

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Speaker 6: Shot Collar question of the cool Wow, Alexis, I'm not

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Speaker 6: going to ask you to spell on a monopea. Instead,

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna ask and say. Surprisingly, the Incredible Hulk was

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Speaker 6: originally never supposed to be green. The printing company had

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Speaker 6: wouldn't work well with their printing presses, so they made

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Speaker 6: the switch color. Was the Hulk originally supposed to be

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Speaker 6: a red, B, gray or C hot pinkber?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: The obvious one would be red, because like the h

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Speaker 2: and you turn red.

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Speaker 3: I sit next to our stupid office printer that always

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Speaker 3: needs replaced. It's always the ma.

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Speaker 5: Gentle one that needs fish.

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Speaker 3: It isn't that like a shade of like hot pish?

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Speaker 3: You know, I want to say hot pink.

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Speaker 7: Jak Alexis said hot pink.

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 7: Correct. It was gray.

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Speaker 3: They couldn't get great.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they didn't want to invoke any associations with a

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Speaker 2: This is ignorant. Who's the gray people?

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Speaker 7: I don't know what.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to ask dead people.

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Speaker 7: Maybe Jeffrey, it's your turn.

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Speaker 6: In nineteen seventy six, Spider Man teamed up with a

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Speaker 6: his comics. In that particular issue, what did Spider Man

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Speaker 2: I mean, boomerangs were big back in the day. They

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Speaker 5: I mean, I could see Spider Man knocking up some girls.

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Speaker 2: That's always been an issue. Teen pregnancy. Yeah, sure, so

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that he was trying to stop that

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey said, teen pregnancy.

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Speaker 6: That is Oh yeah, Spider Man battle an alien who

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Speaker 6: misinformed teens about the repercussions of sex to steal their

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Speaker 5: Maybe that's why Spider Man does an upside down kiss

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Speaker 7: It's your turn, all right.

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Speaker 6: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started out in the nineteen eighties. Yes,

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Speaker 6: all four turtles were named after Renaissance artists, but the

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Speaker 6: name of their arch nemesis, Shredder, was inspired by something

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Speaker 6: completely different? Was he named after a, the first lieutenant

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Speaker 6: of Genghis Khan, who was nicknamed the village shredder b

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Speaker 6: a large plumbing device in the eighties that cities used

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Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense or see a cheese grader?

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Speaker 1: I literally thought that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, because his outfit kind of looks like a cheese

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Speaker 5: I mean the sewer. The sewer thing makes sense because

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Speaker 2: He wanted to get them out of the sewers.

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Speaker 3: A cheese grater. It looks so much like one.

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Speaker 7: Brook said, cheese grater that is yea.

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Speaker 6: The creator grabbed it one night and was messing around

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Speaker 6: getting shocked right now, Jose, it's your question. During World

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Speaker 6: that would go on to defeat the Nazis but then

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Speaker 6: never heard from again. Which of these is real? A

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Speaker 6: super slug When Nazis would sleep, he'd crawl over them

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Speaker 2: Fifteen years. This is gonna hurt so bad.

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Speaker 6: B Red Bee who fought Nazis using a swarm of

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Speaker 6: trained bees. Or see Lady Laughter, who disarmed Nazi officers

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Speaker 6: by hypnotizing them to laugh uncontrollably. We got super Slug,

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Speaker 6: Red Bee or Lady laughter.

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Speaker 2: You could kind of see the Lady laughter because Germans

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Speaker 1: Laugh for the first time. This feels good, delightful, right stop,

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Speaker 9: It could be anything to do with flag colors for

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Speaker 5: Or I mean, I think the Lady laughter just because

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Speaker 2: What was the first one?

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Speaker 7: Super Slug? Super Slug?

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Speaker 3: That is Jake all the way. Don't you think, don't

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Speaker 3: you Jake made that out?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely it makes sense why they would discontinue it after

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Speaker 5: I want to bring it back. Yeah, could you imagine

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Speaker 5: a Super Slug movie?

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Speaker 2: It's seventeen hours long.

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Speaker 1: All right, I think I'm just gonna go with the

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Speaker 1: Red Bee.

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Speaker 7: Jose said, Red Bee.

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Speaker 2: That is yeah.

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Speaker 6: Bee fought Nazis with a swarm of trained bees, and

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Speaker 6: his favorite bee was named Michael, who lived in his

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Speaker 6: belt buckle Michael Jordan.

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Speaker 2: Wow, so Alexis is going to be the only person

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Speaker 2: who takes a shock today. She's gonna saying we are

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Speaker 2: young by Is it fun? Whatever?

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Speaker 3: That's it? Son?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Five?

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Speaker 3: As I saw how stressed the lyrics.

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Speaker 2: Were, that would kill the nazis.

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Speaker 3: What the whole song?

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Speaker 2: That question of the day?

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 10: It's a true marvel of nature that only happens once

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Speaker 10: every twenty seven years.

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Speaker 3: What is it Jack?

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Speaker 10: When our own Brook Fox takes her hubble telescope, lenses off,

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Speaker 10: plays rouge to her face.

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Speaker 11: And goes on an actual date with her husband. So rare,

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Speaker 2: And it's not getting gross honest here, Okay, what would

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Speaker 2: you say is your favorite date night activity to do

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Speaker 2: with your question?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 12: We just normally eat a lot, you know what we

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Speaker 3: We like to play pool, We play.

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Speaker 2: Well a new pole. Last five thousand couples currently in

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Speaker 2: relationships what their go to date night activities are fun?

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Speaker 2: A couple of these might surprise you, though. Number five

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Speaker 2: is going on a long romantic drive to nowhere, specific interesting,

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Speaker 1: I've heard of people doing this on their own as

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Speaker 3: I wonder so many relationships fail. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Number four is cooking a meal together. It's kind of fun.

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Speaker 3: Once you have kids, they apparently have did every date

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Number three going out to a movie fun like going

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Speaker 2: where it gets a little strange. Twenty eight percent of

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Speaker 2: couples say their favorite date activity is a night in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a date?

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Speaker 1: Is that considered a d if you just did.

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Speaker 2: You stay where you already live, get delivery, pop a

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Speaker 3: That's just pay me out? Yeah zero.

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Speaker 2: I guess you could get dressed up and go into

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Speaker 13: Parents?

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Speaker 2: And the number one date night activity for people in relationships,

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Speaker 2: no surprise, going out to a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, restaurants are so fun. I could do that every night.

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Speaker 2: Only twenty six years and two Brooks next date.

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Speaker 10: Luckily you don't have to wait that long for Laser story,

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Speaker 10: which is mixed.

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Speaker 2: It's the radio segment who attempted to organize the world's

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Speaker 2: largest psychic gathering ever. WHOA, But it was canceled due

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Speaker 2: to unforeseen circumstances. Laser Stories segment where we read weird

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Speaker 2: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 2: except we have a laser and those other crystal ball gags.

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Speaker 2: Just this first Laser Stories out of California. A student

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Speaker 2: friends use chat GPT to make AI powered glasses that

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Speaker 2: help you have conversations with a little teleprompter.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, nerds can finally sound cool. Is that what

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Speaker 2: That's kind of the idea. He says. You could use

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Speaker 2: them at parties, job interviews, or even on dates with

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Speaker 5: That's kind of crazy, so it just like listens to

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Speaker 2: Well, I have a photo because his prototype is pretty

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Speaker 2: basic and it wouldn't fool anybody yet. It's a pair

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Moro needed her help badly because his

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Speaker 3: How much money just.

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Speaker 2: By purchasing a five thousand dollars crystal from her?

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Speaker 3: There it is. That's gee, I got a four thousand

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Speaker 1: Give me your business. Brook.

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Speaker 2: He gave her a one thousand dollars down pain took

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Speaker 3: Just give up, man, you're wasting more money they court

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Speaker 2: He says he was defrauded out of one thousand dollars,

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Speaker 3: If you just don't have some common sense, you'd.

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Speaker 2: Be surprised how often they like rule in favor of

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, well.

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Speaker 2: Morrow isn't budget.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because having a bum crystal when you have a

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Speaker 1: Right, ladies, give the crystal back.

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Speaker 2: It's just like taking a while to look warm up.

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Speaker 3: That's all the lawsuits right. As soon as it kicks in,

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of food News. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you've been looking for an excuse to have candy

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Speaker 3: Further, I don't need an excuse.

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Speaker 2: Well, kit Cat cereal is now a thing that exists,

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Speaker 3: Looks like cinnamon toast crunch, but chocolate.

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Speaker 3: It it looks all chocolate.

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Speaker 5: It needs to have the cookie in there too, you know,

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Speaker 5: they needed to mix it up. It's just recently has

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Speaker 2: Reese's Cereal.

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Speaker 4: Yeah wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of cereals that are based on

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Speaker 2: candy already, like the Reese's Puffs one. Yeah, there's Peep Cereal,

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Speaker 2: So it's you know, a little bit of a shock

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they make so many different types of kit Cats.

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Speaker 1: That's true too.

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Speaker 2: Nevertheless, it's finally here.

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Speaker 3: It'd be so good on ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Oh the little pieces This next Lazer stories out of

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Speaker 2: anxiety HQ. People experience FOMO about a lot of things, travel,

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Speaker 3: Missing out on those buggies.

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Speaker 2: Jeff only I was amish, but this was surprising. A

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Speaker 2: new poll found seventy seven percent of adults on social

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Speaker 2: to all the dumb TikTok trends like putting ketchup on pancakes. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and among people who admit to having food fomo, fifty

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Speaker 2: seven percent have attempted to make the food at home themselves.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, and they average trying four recipes a month

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Speaker 2: isn't always what it seems. Seventy three percent of people

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Speaker 2: admitted to spending extra time preparing their meals just to

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's all right.

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Speaker 5: God it makes me so hungry though looking at any

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Speaker 5: social media, I don't know what it says about me.

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Speaker 3: My whole feed is food my algorithm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you do.

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Speaker 2: I know one person who deals with a bad case

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Speaker 2: Air Jordan or easy Shoe drops, all you can do

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Speaker 2: put it. You need to hear that filth here at

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Speaker 2: sal means laser stories is done for the day. We'll

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Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook. Remember when you hit your fifteen year anniversary of

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Speaker 2: working at this radio station.

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Speaker 3: I mean kind of.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I mean, that's a it's a huge it's a

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Speaker 2: huge accomplishment, Especially in this industry. Not a lot of

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Speaker 2: people make it that long. What gift did management get

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Speaker 2: you to show their appreciation for all of your years

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Speaker 3: I don't even think I got an email.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't get a notice on the like on

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Speaker 2: They left a sticky note on the TV reader board

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Speaker 2: they well, either they misspelled your name, or maybe they

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Speaker 2: were just telling people that the TV was broken. I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure, but they did something anyway.

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Speaker 3: My point is it's not sad.

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Speaker 2: It's not easy for employers to show how much they

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Speaker 2: value and care about their workers, and sometimes they try

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Speaker 2: and fail miserably. Yes, and that's why a list came

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Speaker 2: out of the most ridiculous employee gifts and incentives people

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Speaker 3: Am I gonna be jealous of their employers try it, though.

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Speaker 2: Might be on the list.

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Speaker 7: Min did it.

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Speaker 2: We'll tell you the funniest ones right after this. If

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Speaker 2: you're the boss at a company, how do you reward

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Speaker 2: every single year with salary raises, benefits? Nobody wants that.

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Speaker 2: How about a big promotion and a new corner office.

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Speaker 2: That kind of sounds you don't want that corner office.

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Speaker 2: So you can look out the windows see all the

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Speaker 2: stay one of them. Yeah, Now, the best way to

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Speaker 2: thank your employees for a job well done is by

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Speaker 2: offering them cheap, meaningless gifts and incentives that nobody actually wants.

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Speaker 3: I can never.

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Speaker 5: Decide if these lists make me happier, you know, for

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Speaker 2: Let's did just come out of the most ridiculous incentives

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Speaker 2: that companies have ever offered their employees to show their

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Speaker 2: appreciation instead of bonuses, Let's get into it. Number ten

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Speaker 2: one company generated an extra six million dollars in sales

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Speaker 2: for the year today, So the higher up sent everybody

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Speaker 2: a single breath mint stapled to a note that said,

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Speaker 2: thank you for your encouragement, commitment, investment, involvement. You are

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Speaker 2: very appreciated, but at least give me the whole pack

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Speaker 2: wrote mint more than they actually gave number of mints

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Speaker 3: Wow, wo, be upgrade. It was only six million dollars. Actually,

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Speaker 2: Sure there are two hundred thousand dollars mini.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Number nine one workplace rewarded employees with work bucks.

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Speaker 3: Oh that sounds terrible.

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Speaker 2: Already currency that's only redeemable at the workplace.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: Did people right back and say we want real bucks?

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Speaker 2: That's not an option. But they could be used to

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Speaker 2: buy items from the company breakroom, like top ramen and

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Speaker 2: granola bars. Wow, have top Ramen in our break that's

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Speaker 2: a fancy play.

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Speaker 5: But we but we have to pay for it.

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Speaker 3: It's not free.

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Speaker 2: Number eight. Instead of giving out raises, one manager gave

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Speaker 2: out paper cups filled with fun size hundred grand bars

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Speaker 2: and a note that said, I know you wanted money,

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Speaker 2: but you'll just have to settle for one hundred grand.

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Speaker 9: I appreciate the punds, but afterwards it's like, no, seriously.

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Speaker 5: How can you start the statement with I know you

456
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 5: wanted money and not have anything in your brain that

457
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 5: this is a bad idea.

458
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: These are the worst employee gifts and incentives people ever

459
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 2: got from their company over the years. Number seven and

460
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 2: this one is just shameful. One employer actually gave each

461
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 2: of the employees in the office a literal rock with

462
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 2: the words you rock written on it in sharpie sharpie.

463
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 3: They could even engrave it or something.

464
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: I can see one of our.

465
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 9: Old bosses who like loved a camp always in the wilderness.

466
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 3: He got us nice mugs.

467
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, mine was green. Oh it's not my color.

468
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,159
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you could thought of survey of what

469
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 3: color you wanted.

470
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 2: Number six. Another company did an end of the quarter

471
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 2: thank you by handing out empty individual ziploc bags, and

472
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: that the top of the bag was a note that said,

473
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 2: I know this bag looks empty, but it's actually filled

474
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 2: with our love.

475
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 12: Oh okay, on, I wouldn't even like that if it

476
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 12: was from my childs are so terrible for the environment.

477
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 3: On top of I want action kid action.

478
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 2: Number five. For employee Appreciation Day, this workplace let all

479
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: twenty of their workers spin a prize wheel.

480
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 3: Okay.

481
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 2: The prizes up for grabs were a minibox of cereal,

482
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 2: autographed photo of their boss. No, a head of raw lettuce?

483
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:49,239
Speaker 2: What a can of soup unopened? They could have done

484
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: an open one pantry.

485
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 5: And how does the boss have headshot?

486
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: One pickle spear or a new toothbrush.

487
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 3: Hmmm, I'd want to pickle anybody else.

488
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 2: We're talking about the worst gifts and incentives employees ever

489
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 2: got from their bosses and higher ups at their company.

490
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 2: Number four. One company tried to give their workers something

491
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 2: to celebrate at the end of a successful year by

492
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 2: throwing a big company holiday party for them.

493
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 7: Nice, elaborate one.

494
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 5: I mean, that feels so good, I think, And it's

495
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 5: so good for like team camaraderie.

496
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,719
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, he's great. But this one did have

497
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: one stipulation. Everyone has to pay to get into the party.

498
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 2: There's a fifteen dollars cover charge per employee, plus twenty

499
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 2: five dollars per guest you want to bring with you?

500
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: God, no, we're good.

501
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 2: Don't do it then, but it's a nice party.

502
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 7: Number three.

503
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 2: Instead of giving raises, one year, a hospital gave their

504
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 2: entire staff a printed PDF form instructing them on how

505
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 2: they could donate money to a local food bank.

506
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 12: Oh my god, people that are already giving back so much,

507
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 12: not given quite, you're not doing enough.

508
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 7: Number two.

509
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 2: One employee was recognized for helping the company generate twenty

510
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: seven billion dollars b B billion dollars in profit for

511
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 2: the year, and the bosses were obviously extremely grateful for

512
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 2: that souse. They sent him a handwritten thank you note

513
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,919
Speaker 2: on a card very nice, with a gift card to

514
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 2: a fancy steakhouse for ten dollars.

515
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 3: No, no way, that is the worse.

516
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 5: When you get a gift card, you cover even close

517
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 5: to the cost of going. Yeah, so you're like, wait,

518
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 5: I'm going to pay one hundred dollars in order to

519
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 5: use your gift It's gonna pay for the butter on.

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00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: Top of the station barely.

521
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 2: And the number one worst gift or incentive an employer

522
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: has ever given to their staff.

523
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 3: How could it be worse than what we just heard.

524
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 2: This workplace wanted to reward one of their employees for

525
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 2: working all the way through the pandemic.

526
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you know.

527
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 2: They got this nice, fancy jewelry box and when you

528
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 2: opened it, inside was a silver plastic coin that said

529
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 2: thanks for your dedicated efforts during COVID nineteen hashtag disaster

530
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: relief twenty twenty. How are you a plastic coin? Commemorative coin?

531
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,239
Speaker 3: Say, I mean, I guess they could have given him

532
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 3: free COVID test.

533
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 2: Those are the worst incentives companies ever gave to their workers.

534
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 2: Now you feel grateful forever, you don't.

535
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 3: You and take your crumbs.

536
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna do a phone tap for free right after.

537
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,400
Speaker 4: This brooking Jeffrey In the morning.

538
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 2: Today we call the nicest person ever, a lady who's

539
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: at work and she's seven months pregnant. Apparently she's talking

540
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 2: with her coworkers about how she's still deciding on what

541
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 2: the baby name should be and that she doesn't need

542
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: any help deciding.

543
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love baby.

544
00:27:54,800 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but just imagine Jose's ADHD unmedicated. No, he has

545
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 2: some great ideas, yeah and highly.

546
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: On the unmedicated part.

547
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 2: He's going to attempt to tell her all of them

548
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: before she can hang up the phone. In your phone

549
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 2: chap right now on the twenties, Hello, Hi, is this Roz.

550
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 14: Yes, who's calling?

551
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 9: My name is John and you work with my girlfriend, Becky.

552
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 9: She's in your work group. She said, you guys are close.

553
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, so you're Becky's boyfriend.

554
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, John, And you're Rosberry?

555
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 2: Right, I'm sorry?

556
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 14: What Roslyn?

557
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 11: Oh?

558
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 9: Okay, because she calls you ros and I figured that

559
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 9: she's short for like Rosberry, you know, like the berry,

560
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 9: like a cross between a raspberry and a bos and berry,

561
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 9: like the smoothie.

562
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 14: No, it's just short for Roslyn. That's it.

563
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 9: Interesting, Okay, just never heard the name ros before. So

564
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 9: that's kind of, you know, surprising, weird.

565
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 14: So are you trying to reach Becky because I and

566
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 14: see if she's at her desk?

567
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 9: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I want to talk to you

568
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 9: because I heard you are pregnant.

569
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: Congrats?

570
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 14: Oh thank you.

571
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, And I'm assuming you're gonna, you know, like have it,

572
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 9: so we got to get a name in there, right, Sorry?

573
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 14: John? What are you getting at here?

574
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 13: Oh?

575
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm really good with names, like super good

576
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: with names.

577
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 14: Are you though? Because you thought Roz was short for

578
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 14: Rosberry Rosberry?

579
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 9: That's just like the first thing that came to me.

580
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 9: But if I kept guessing, I would have gotten there

581
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 9: for sure. And so when she said you were pregnant,

582
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,239
Speaker 9: I was like, wait a minute, I should come up

583
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 9: with baby names for her because she's gonna have baby brain.

584
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 14: I mean, that's very nice of you, but I actually

585
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 14: we have some names in mind. Thank you.

586
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: I already did it.

587
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 9: You don't know this about me, but I don't have

588
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 9: a job, so like, I have tons of time on

589
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 9: my hand, and I just thought I should run some

590
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 9: of these by you.

591
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: Well, they're in my head. I can't stop thinking about it.

592
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean, that's nice of you, but no, I

593
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 14: thank you so much.

594
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 9: So look, I'm not going to be able to sleep

595
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 9: this afternoon if I don't tell you. I sleep in

596
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 9: the afternoons. By the way, because like I said, no

597
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 9: job up all night. You know what I'm saying. It's

598
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 9: like when you don't have time, you don't know. Oh,

599
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 9: I guess sorry, because you have a job you work

600
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 9: with Becky's stupid.

601
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 4: Good for you.

602
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: By the way, are you hiring?

603
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 7: Just kidding?

604
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: All right?

605
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 13: Listen.

606
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 9: So number three was wait for it, Rosberry Junior.

607
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 14: I don't really see it.

608
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 9: But that's also when I thought your name was Rosberry.

609
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 7: Right.

610
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if you want to scratch.

611
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 14: That off, it's not really my chase.

612
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: No, okay, cool, that's fine.

613
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 9: I'll probably send that one to a baby naming website

614
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 9: because I think it's pretty sweet.

615
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: Someone's gonna name it Rosberry Junior.

616
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 14: I have to get back to work now, John, But

617
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 14: I do appreciate the guy, I know.

618
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 7: But real quick.

619
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 9: Number two, it's the ampersand symbol. It's like kind of

620
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 9: old school but apparently just be.

621
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 14: Like ampersand I don't think so.

622
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I know you hate it.

623
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: I hated it too. That was just a test, Okay,

624
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: you passed.

625
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 9: Listen the final one and don't tell me the gender.

626
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 14: Well I wasn't going to tell you the gender because

627
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 14: you're not part of my family and I don't know you.

628
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: I'm not part of the family. Yes I am. Okay,

629
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: maybe right someday we'll work on it. You have a sister,

630
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: is she employed?

631
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: What sounds like a catch all?

632
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: Right?

633
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 2: Here we go three? Two?

634
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: You want to count me down?

635
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 14: I really don't.

636
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 2: It's little baby yodle yodle.

637
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, like yodle yodl yodel yo.

638
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 13: You know.

639
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 14: Well, this has certainly been a call to remember, but

640
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 14: I do need to hang up.

641
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 9: Oh what about Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning all

642
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 9: one word? So it's like Brick and Jeffrey in the morning,

643
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 9: Like when they're in trouble, you're like, Hey.

644
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: Brook, Jeffrey in the morning, get over here. I'm gonna

645
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: spend your little bottom.

646
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: But I don't believe in spanking.

647
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 9: For the record, if I ever marry your sister, I

648
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 9: promise we're not gonna spank our kids.

649
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 14: What is happening right now?

650
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 9: Oh wait, that name's already taken by the radio show

651
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 9: that's doing a prank on you.

652
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 14: Shoot, wait, what.

653
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 7: I am.

654
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 9: My name's jose from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey

655
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 9: in the Morning.

656
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: Your coworker Becky set you up.

657
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 14: Okay when you said yodle really.

658
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, consider yo or consider breath?

659
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: Oh consider be box?

660
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 9: Just me breathing.

661
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 2: I was just me breathing really heavy. I'm sorry.

662
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 14: You know, I think you need to take some kind

663
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 14: of drug, like maybe a medication that they're already prescribing

664
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 14: for you.

665
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 9: Yeah speed, oh slow, I haven't heard of that drug. Hey,

666
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 9: you're good at naming drugs.

667
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 14: Okay, wake up.

668
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 4: Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

669
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,719
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

670
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: If you're planning a fun activity for a first date,

671
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: is there anything better than mini golf.

672
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 12: Oh, it's been forever since rhetorical Yeah, yeah, I.

673
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: Look at all the positives. You've got a little friendly

674
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 2: competition action between you two, the opportunity for some playful

675
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 2: flirting outdoors, and of course that windmill sets the mood

676
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: for a hot Dutch style romance on the eighteenth hole.

677
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 3: Dutch romance. Oh, I feel like it's very cold. Whatever

678
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 3: it is.

679
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 2: You know, I can do that too. So how in

680
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: the world did it happen that one person almost ended

681
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 2: up in tears on whole number nine?

682
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 3: Oh?

683
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: No, one got hit by a flying golf ball. But

684
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 2: the dude says it is one hundred percent his fault. Okay,

685
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 2: we'll find out what happened in your second date update

686
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 2: coming up right after this second date update.

687
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 4: Date.

688
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 2: You guys know the term double date where you go

689
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 2: out on a date along with like maybe a friend

690
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 2: of yours who also has a date with them.

691
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: Yes, two dates at the same time.

692
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: I think everybody knows what a double date is.

693
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad that everybody's on the same page, because

694
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 2: one of our listeners justin went on a different kind

695
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 2: of double date where he saw the same girl twice

696
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 2: in one night.

697
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: Oh, you mean he went on two dates in one night.

698
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 3: I don't know.

699
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, double date exactly, it's.

700
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 5: Interv second date update. Then we'd be too close to that,

701
00:33:59,320 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 5: So okay, we'll go.

702
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 2: Your Yeah, it's a different twist on the term. And

703
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 2: I'm just curious and after dates there you go justin.

704
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: What did she say when you snuck up behind her?

705
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 2: She was trying to get into her car.

706
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 3: It's not joking.

707
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 13: I think it didn't really work out that way.

708
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, you double date differently than I do, so

709
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 2: I start from the beginning of your first part of

710
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 2: the date. What's this girl's name? Her name is Tracy.

711
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 3: Okay, and how do you arrange the first hangout?

712
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 13: We actually met on him and we had been chatting

713
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 13: for a while and then we decided to go out

714
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 13: play mini golf, something that we both were into, and

715
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 13: you know, it's kind of interactive.

716
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 5: It's easy.

717
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 2: I apologize for my female host. He's not really a

718
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: fan of fun.

719
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 5: No, it's just often people don't describe themselves as into

720
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 5: mini golf, you know what I mean, Like you do it,

721
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 5: but you're not to it.

722
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 1: You throw the idea out and people go, oh, that

723
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: sounds fun. But no one's like, oh my god, I

724
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: did nine rounds last week. I'm so ready for our date.

725
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 2: Just would you like to apologize for the way that

726
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 2: you worded that to us?

727
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 13: I guess when I brought up the idea, she was

728
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 13: into it.

729
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: I was, yeah, we get it, we got it at Yeah,

730
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 2: we're just going to make this as difficult as possible.

731
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 2: So keep going. We'll keep roasting you perfect.

732
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 13: So we had a good time. Honestly, we like played

733
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 13: for a while. At one point I decided to play

734
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 13: a joke on her, so when she turned around to put,

735
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 13: I hid behind one of those take mountains that they have,

736
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 13: and I was back there for a bit and she

737
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 13: was calling my name.

738
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 4: You hit her?

739
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 13: I heard her say, did I seriously just get ditched again?

740
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 13: On a date?

741
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 10: Again?

742
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,439
Speaker 1: That's what I heard?

743
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: Sacked her before.

744
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 3: You can't jump out and yell surprise. After she says.

745
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 2: That out loud, Yeah, now you actually have to leave?

746
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: Do you hear him leave right away?

747
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 2: So what would you do?

748
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 5: Oh?

749
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 7: No?

750
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 13: I felt really bad, but I was having fun, so

751
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 13: I just kind of came out and surprised her. She

752
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 13: definitely was a bit put off at first. I think, yeah,

753
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 13: but she started laughing. Regardless. I think it was a

754
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 13: funny moment.

755
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 3: She was angry and embarrassed, but it was funny.

756
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well she must have been really relieved to find

757
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 2: out that she wasn't actually getting ditched. So the only

758
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 2: place for the state to go is up from here.

759
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 9: Your defense, bro, you didn't know that she had been

760
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 9: left on dates before, and you weren't trying to trigger anything.

761
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: You were just having fun.

762
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 3: It is funny regardless.

763
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 2: It was a good attempt.

764
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 13: So yeah, like it wasn't really like that thought out,

765
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 13: just kind of was in the moment type of thing.

766
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously she did finally laugh about it.

767
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, after she stopped crying. She laughed about it.

768
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 2: Oh she was crying.

769
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 13: No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

770
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 2: Oh your sense of humor, it's even darker than mine.

771
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 5: So okay, all right, So was that like the middle

772
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 5: of the night or did you have a lot of

773
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 5: hangout time after that?

774
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 13: So after that, we ended up going back to her

775
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 13: apartment and we hung out. We had some drinks and

776
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 13: towards the and she was a bit tired. She had

777
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 13: a long day, so we just kind of wrapped things

778
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 13: up and we planned to see each other again. So

779
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 13: I went outside. I get to my car and I

780
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 13: realized someone slashed my.

781
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 2: Carre Oh no, god, what maybe that she was pranking

782
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 2: you back.

783
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 5: Slashed your tired Do you have like a crazy X

784
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 5: or something out there, because that's.

785
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 13: Like serious, No, not that I know of.

786
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 2: Okay, so this was random.

787
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 4: I guess.

788
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 13: So I didn't know who it was.

789
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 3: I mean, she could have a crazy X too. Oh

790
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 3: I feel like that the driveway, but hopefully not. What

791
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 3: was it like going back to her door and tell

792
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 3: you to what happened?

793
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, First off, she didn't really live in the greatest neighborhood,

794
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 13: so at that point it was kind of like I

795
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 13: need to kind of get out of here, and I

796
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 13: didn't want to wait on the sidewalk for Triple A

797
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 13: or whatever. So I went back there. I mean, she

798
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 13: was shocked that it happened, but like she invited me

799
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 13: back in.

800
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet she felt so bad.

801
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 5: I mean, even though it's not her fault, right, Like,

802
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 5: whenever somebody comes over to my house and something bad

803
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 5: happens in my neighborhood, I'm like, oh my gosh, there

804
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 5: are someone.

805
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: In my apartment parking garage.

806
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 7: Girls.

807
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 3: So embarrassed.

808
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 2: Okay, so does that mean that you ended up staying

809
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 2: the night at her place?

810
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 4: Yeah?

811
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 2: Oh, silver lining, but I stayed on the couch.

812
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 13: I didn't like Dandy can better or anything.

813
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, was everything okay? The next morning between you two?

814
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 14: Yeah?

815
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 13: Actually, so the next morning Triple A came while we were

816
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 13: waiting for them to change my tire or whatnot. We

817
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 13: had orange juice split a bagel. It was nice. Actually,

818
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 13: is this the second date?

819
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think him going back into her apartment in

820
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 2: the same night. That would be the double version of

821
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 2: the dates.

822
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 13: Sorry, I mean, guys, I even got a quick kiss

823
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 13: too far I left. I definitely think it ended on

824
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 13: a high.

825
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 5: Orange dude, and you didn't have a toothbrush with you,

826
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,720
Speaker 5: so that says a lot that she would give you a.

827
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 3: Finger one orange.

828
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 13: Okay, we weren't going full throttle, but I got a kick.

829
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 2: Okay, it was a mouth kiss then, yeah, well it

830
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: could be like, oh I feel bad for you forehead

831
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 2: sort of kiss. Where were you guys thinking?

832
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 7: You guys, I need.

833
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 2: To go like wash my brain out of whatever thoughts. Yeah,

834
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 2: you're poisoning me, and once we're all fresh and clean,

835
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: we'll come back and do a very clean version of

836
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 2: a second date update. I mean I can't promise that,

837
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 2: but fingers crossed, I'm hoping keep it clean right after

838
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: this second date update. If you're just joining us, our

839
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 2: listener Justin had his first date end with his car

840
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 2: tire randomly getting slashed. So we know he lives in

841
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 2: a Lexus's neighborhood, but.

842
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 5: Our cars get stolen, all four tires.

843
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, this specific incident happened outside of his date's apartment,

844
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,359
Speaker 2: so he kind of turned it into Hey, it's kind

845
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 2: of late for me to get a toe right now,

846
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 2: so is it cool if I stayed the night and

847
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 2: he did. He even got a kiss the next morning.

848
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: But ever since then, his date, Tracy seems to be

849
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 2: avoiding him.

850
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is strange.

851
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 5: I mean they quickpeck that bad.

852
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 3: Like I said, he didn't have a toothbrush, so maybe

853
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:16,879
Speaker 3: it was.

854
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 7: Justin.

855
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 2: We don't know. Is there anything that's going through your

856
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 2: mind for why Tracy's avoiding you?

857
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 13: I mean I can't really think of it. I liked her,

858
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 13: I thought it was a great date, unlike it was

859
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 13: like the mini golf situation. I don't know, because.

860
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 2: You tried to prank her at the mini golf course

861
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: by hiding behind a mountain for a second.

862
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, not for a second. She thought that she got

863
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 5: ditched again, do you remember that?

864
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 2: Just long enough for her to shed tears.

865
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 5: Although it did sound like you guys recovered because you

866
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 5: did go back to her place.

867
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 3: She invited you there.

868
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 5: So maybe there's just maybe there's just some simple misunderstanding

869
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 5: we're going to fix hopefully.

870
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 7: Yeah.

871
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 2: I mean, on this show, it's always like a simple

872
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 2: reason and easy misunderstanding. It never gets weird.

873
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 5: There's the first time for everything. Jeff and I am

874
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 5: an optimistic person.

875
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: That's what we're saying.

876
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 3: Oh, alexis I am?

877
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's just dial Tracy and see if she answers. Okay,

878
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: here we go. Hello, Hey is this Tracy?

879
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 13: Yeah?

880
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 8: This is Tracy.

881
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 2: Hey, well hello, you're so pleasant.

882
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 3: I know she is, isn't she?

883
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 1: Good morning?

884
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 2: And who is this?

885
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 13: Oh?

886
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: This is Jose Sorry, Jeff, do your job, bro. We're

887
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: a whole show. I interrupted.

888
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 2: I was gonna let you guess a few times, but.

889
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 3: She likes that game.

890
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you don't want to play the game, I guess.

891
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 2: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in

892
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 2: the morning.

893
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 8: Okay, why are you guys calling me?

894
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: Well, I'm Jeffrey.

895
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 3: We don't need to go through all the internet. Just

896
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 3: tell her why.

897
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, we're not doing We're not doing the fun

898
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 2: version of this segment today. We're doing the straight down

899
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 2: to business version, where we ask you, why aren't you

900
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 2: calling back our friend justin after you went on a

901
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 2: date with him?

902
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 5: Jeff I explained the segment first, to have fun with you.

903
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 3: He didn't have to tear the band aid off like that.

904
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 2: Okay, put the band aid back on. We're doing a segment.

905
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 2: It's a fun one called second Date Update. Oh did

906
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 2: you hang up Tracy?

907
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 7: Hello?

908
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, sorry, you know what you thought?

909
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: Jeff lost another one.

910
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't be asking any more questions, brook Brook asked,

911
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 2: or something.

912
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we heard that you went on a date.

913
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 3: Now I forgot the guy's face.

914
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 8: I should not be talking to him anymore.

915
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 14: I don't know how.

916
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 8: Much you know, but there are some really, really sketchy

917
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 8: things that happened that night.

918
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: What do you mean, whoa to him?

919
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 5: Right?

920
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 2: I mean, we don't condone people hiding behind mountains and

921
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 2: acting like they ditched you mad, if that's what you're

922
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 2: talking at.

923
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, he did. He tell us about the mini golf incident.

924
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 8: Thought, that's not what I'm talking about. I felt like

925
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 8: I was lied to.

926
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 3: Did you catch him in a lie? You're saying I.

927
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 8: Caught him in a lie? Oh that's why I've not

928
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 8: been calling him back.

929
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 2: Okay, does he know about this?

930
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 13: Because he doesn't know that.

931
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 3: I know he doesn't know that.

932
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 8: You know, he knows what he did, but he doesn't

933
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 8: know that I know what he did.

934
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 3: So you want to call him out. I mean, that's

935
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 3: what people tend to want to do when someone lies

936
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 3: to them. You want to be like, you know.

937
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 8: He left the next morning, and a couple hours later,

938
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 8: my apartment manager said he wanted to talk to me,

939
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 8: and I was really confused because he never wanted to

940
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 8: talk to me about anything before, Like, I'm like, am

941
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 8: I in trouble? And he told me that there was

942
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 8: video surveillance of Justin slashing his own tire?

943
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 3: What what?

944
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 2: Wait?

945
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 8: He slashed his own tire so that he to come and.

946
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 3: Shaa ya are Like, I mean it's dark on those

947
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 3: surveillance things like no, there was.

948
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 8: A street light right over the car, and you could

949
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 8: see very clearly that it was him. And then the

950
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 8: reason my apartment manager contacted me about it is because

951
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 8: you could see Justin walk up to my door.

952
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's kind of scary.

953
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 3: Oh your door. This is not gonna look good right now.

954
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 2: We got a much different version, well not a much different,

955
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 2: but a slightly different version of that story when we

956
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 2: talked to Justin about it.

957
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 3: He has proof. Yeah, that's crazy.

958
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 2: Although you can like photoshop and video edit a lot

959
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 2: of weird.

960
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 3: Stuff, that's what the manager was doing.

961
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 2: Some apartment managers are scy, and we should probably at

962
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 2: least hear what Justin has to say about it, because

963
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 2: he is on the other line right now waiting to

964
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 2: talk to you.

965
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 8: That is, so he's on the other line, so he's

966
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 8: been he's here, heard what I said.

967
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 3: We have no idea though he did not.

968
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,240
Speaker 8: I don't want to. I don't want it to.

969
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 2: Well, we need to at least hear what he has

970
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 2: to say about this. If he's still there, Justin, are.

971
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:05,479
Speaker 1: You are you there?

972
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I'm here, Justin. I'm gonna step away and

973
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 2: give you the floor here so you can explain yourself.

974
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's probably a very good reason for why

975
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 2: you did that. I'm very noble, yes, always noble.

976
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 3: Slash one's own tire.

977
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: Justin go ahead.

978
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 13: I didn't see any cameras out there, so honestly, that's

979
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 13: on me. I guess that's Oh my god. Listen. It

980
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 13: was probably one of the best states I had in

981
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 13: a really long time, and that's why I did it.

982
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 13: I wanted some more time together. We got to hang out. No,

983
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 13: that is I had a great Hey, you had a

984
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 13: great time.

985
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 14: Disgusting.

986
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 8: I can't believe that somebody would actually stoop to that

987
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 8: level and slash their own tire.

988
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 13: Well, I mean, if it's any consolation, it wasn't cheap.

989
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 13: It it still cost me fifty dollars. I thought, replaced

990
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 13: my damn tire.

991
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 3: That's your move.

992
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 5: Your move is slashing your like you don't have confidence

993
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 5: enough in your game.

994
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 8: I just didn't.

995
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 14: I don't know.

996
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 13: I thought to make a great story down the line

997
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 13: two failure reunions or wedding whatever.

998
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 5: No one in the history of the world has ever

999
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 5: thought slashing tires is cute, you know, It's just it's

1000
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 5: like a story for the police.

1001
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 8: Maybe I felt really bad about it because this happened

1002
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 8: in my neighborhood. I felt like it was my fault.

1003
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 8: And now listening to this and his excuses, I don't

1004
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,479
Speaker 8: care how much money it costs. That was really really

1005
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 8: kind of creepy.

1006
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 3: It was just so manipulative, justin honestly, not really.

1007
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 13: I mean, guys these crazy things all the time so

1008
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 13: they can spend time with girls like not that crazy.

1009
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 3: Wow, have you done this more than once?

1010
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question.

1011
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 13: Listen. I am not a serial tire slasher, all right.

1012
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 3: I didn't say, Cereal, I said more than once.

1013
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 13: I did this one other time, and that was only

1014
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 13: when we were six months together, So it's not like

1015
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 13: I've done this a million times one other.

1016
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 2: So the last time it worked to get a long

1017
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 2: term relationship is what you're saying.

1018
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 13: Actually, she was trying to break up with me last time,

1019
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 13: so it was sort of a different situation.

1020
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 2: Okay, you only pull this move out when you're really

1021
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 2: really desperate.

1022
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 5: Right before the restraining order takes us out. I mean

1023
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 5: that's the type of move this is justin. Why why

1024
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,760
Speaker 5: don't you feel bad? Why haven't you apologized?

1025
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 4: Oh?

1026
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,919
Speaker 13: I mean I'm sorry, Like.

1027
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 3: It was okay, it was light tire.

1028
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 2: Oh, my Tracy. You've heard his explanation, which was he

1029
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: felt like it was the best state of his life

1030
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 2: and he just didn't want it to end. Is there

1031
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 2: any part of you that feels compassion for him?

1032
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 14: He didn't know.

1033
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, they clearly they need to mark the area better.

1034
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 2: That says this area is under surveillance.

1035
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 5: If you're psycho and planning to slash your own tire, yeah, it'd.

1036
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 2: Be a nice warning. You know.

1037
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 8: It's really really weird. And I I just think that

1038
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 8: you should have spent two hundred and fifty dollars maybe

1039
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 8: taking me on on the dates the next time, because

1040
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 8: I would have said.

1041
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, like buying flowers, doing normal things, not psychotic exactly.

1042
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 13: You guys are acting like I committed murder or something.

1043
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 13: I mean, I literally flashed my own tire and get

1044
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 13: over it.

1045
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 2: Gay, Well, that's fair. Let's give him credit for not

1046
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 2: murdering on the first step. Okay, he deserves credit for that.

1047
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 5: I can't believe we're looking at murder red flags right now. Yeah,

1048
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 5: but I'm pretty sure this is one of them.

1049
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: In the bar, Tracy, he's not a murderer, So maybe

1050
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 2: that's enough to give him another chance.

1051
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,240
Speaker 3: And the guy who.

1052
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 5: Obviously keeps a knife on him for his tire slash.

1053
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:27,919
Speaker 2: I'm sure his.

1054
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 13: Car it was a screwdriver, whatever it was.

1055
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 8: Unfortunately, I think that this one's definitely no.

1056
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 2: Furniture for you.

1057
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 13: Come on, now, you're missing out. Listen. I'm pretty crafty, romantic,

1058
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 13: all of it.

1059
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 1: So ye, I stole you these flowers.

1060
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 3: That's why your ex girlfriend stuck around.

1061
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,479
Speaker 13: I mean she stayed around a couple more months after

1062
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 13: I flashed my title last.

1063
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 3: So that's sweet, manulated her.

1064
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 2: Okay, justin man, Look, I'm sorry, I'm not well. Tracy

1065
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: doesn't want want to go out with you. Clearly this

1066
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 2: isn't gonna work.

1067
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 3: Ever, it won't ever work if you do this.

1068
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 13: I mean you're probably fifty percent right, Okay.

1069
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 2: That's optimistic.

1070
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 1: Probably.

1071
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: And if you aren't happy with our services to you today,

1072
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,280
Speaker 2: just remember Brooks car is the ev Subaru that's parked

1073
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 2: undercar building. Okay, so go to that one's working Jeffrey

1074
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 2: in the morning. Man, we got to write a book

1075
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 2: on unique ways to woo a woman.

1076
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 6: No.

1077
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 2: Chapter five. Gaining sympathy by slashing your own car tires

1078
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 2: and blaming her crappy neighborhood for you.

1079
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 5: I feel like we should also write a book, but

1080
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 5: the title should be like how to Spot a Psycho?

1081
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yea Psychos for Dummies.

1082
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 2: That could be good that we'll do the sequel, that's

1083
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,439
Speaker 2: the sequel to this one.

1084
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, dummies for psychos.

1085
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what options here?

1086
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're gonna have so many best sellers

1087
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 2: when we're done writing all this stuff up. But yeah,

1088
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 2: it didn't work out today. The good news is we

1089
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 2: do have hundreds of successful phone calls that we have

1090
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 2: done for other Yeah.

1091
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: I feel like we can get anyone together.

1092
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 9: There's like a tire repair woman out there who loves

1093
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 9: this guy.

1094
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: Yeah she didn't hear the break yet.

1095
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 5: Okay, so yeah, there's a tire shop that loves his

1096
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 5: idiotsy but absolutely.

1097
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 2: And you can find all of our second date updates

1098
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcasts on Spotify, Apple wherever. Type

1099
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 2: in Brook and Jeffrey's second Date Update.

1100
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1101
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 2: If you've ever been in a relationship, you've probably asked

1102
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 2: yourself at some point, who's the smarter one, me or

1103
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 2: my significant other?

1104
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 1: Ooh, that's a question.

1105
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's kind of hard to tell you're both pretty

1106
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 2: evenly matched brain wise.

1107
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 4: That's good.

1108
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 2: Other times it's painfully obvious, like when your significant other

1109
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 2: thought that jelly beans were actual beans that grew on

1110
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,720
Speaker 2: a rainbow jelly tree.

1111
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 3: Oh, can we buy one of those?

1112
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 2: Don't worry, You're not alone, because a new survey asked

1113
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 2: people to share the moment that they realized Oh my god,

1114
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: I think my significant other might actually be an idiot.

1115
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 2: The responses that we got were hilarious. We're gonna tell

1116
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 2: you the best ones coming up right after this. Brooke,

1117
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want you

1118
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 2: to try to be honest with your answer.

1119
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 3: Here, always honest with you, Jeff, would you would.

1120
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 2: You say your husband Michael married you for your looks

1121
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 2: or for your personality?

1122
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,240
Speaker 1: Oh?

1123
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 3: I think it's always personality with me.

1124
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: Sorry, The correct answer is he married you for your money.

1125
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 2: Luckily for Michael, Brooke also is a fairly decent looking person,

1126
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 2: at least during the months that she chooses to shower.

1127
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 3: That's the nicest complent you've ever given me.

1128
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: And we know because the text work blows up.

1129
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 2: Who wow, beautiful and she has a moderately functional brain

1130
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 2: up there too.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you. God, it feels good to be

1132
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 3: me today.

1133
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 2: Not every couple so lucky, though. Sometimes you start a

1134
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 2: relationship with somebody you really like and later on something

1135
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 2: happens that makes you go, oh god, I think my

1136
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 2: significant other might actually be a moron.

1137
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 5: Oh no.

1138
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 2: It's actually a very common thought that people have, which

1139
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 2: is why a recent survey asked people to share the

1140
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 2: moment when they realized they might be dating a dummy.

1141
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,760
Speaker 1: Oh gosh.

1142
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 2: Here are some of the best answers that we got.

1143
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 2: Number seven. I told the guy I was dating he

1144
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 2: needed more humility, okay, and he literally responded with why

1145
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 2: would I want to be humiliated more?

1146
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 5: I mean it's ironic because then he was also humiliating

1147
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,720
Speaker 5: himself in the process.

1148
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 3: It's really good.

1149
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 2: What does humility mean?

1150
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 3: It means like to be humble, Yeah, to like not

1151
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 3: have too much ego.

1152
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 2: Don't think so high. I should have known that one.

1153
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 5: Well, we didn't expect you to have some to know it.

1154
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's foreign concept. Numbers six, my ex husband pronounced

1155
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 2: at M like, Adam, I need to get some money

1156
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:07,720
Speaker 2: out of the atom.

1157
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 3: Is that bad that?

1158
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 5: I don't think that's that dumb. I feel like it's

1159
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 5: more efficient shortcut. Yeah, exactly, I'm gonna start calling it

1160
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 5: at Adam. I'm in love with Adam today. He's giving

1161
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 5: me money all the time.

1162
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 2: And back to brooking the money again. Number five. I

1163
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 2: dated a woman who thought that rust was one of

1164
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 2: the chemical elements, you know, like oxygen, neon, silver, uranium, rust.

1165
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 3: Because you don't know.

1166
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 2: We're talking about a survey where people shared the moment

1167
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: where they realized they might be dating a total dummy.

1168
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 2: Number four says I dated a girl in high school

1169
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 2: and we were at the mall one day looking at

1170
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,720
Speaker 2: the mall directory, and she asked me how the map

1171
00:53:55,840 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 2: knew exactly where we were standing. You know the little

1172
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 2: star on the map that says you are here, he says.

1173
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:11,240
Speaker 2: I explained to her the map never moved, so that's

1174
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 2: where you're standing. If you're reading it.

1175
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 3: The map is also here. Yeah.

1176
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, But after ten minutes of explaining, she still didn't

1177
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 2: get it.

1178
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 5: Oh my god, my big brother is getting really creepy.

1179
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 2: That's a clue. Not all with it upstairs was the

1180
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 2: best one so far.

1181
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 7: Number three.

1182
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 2: My ex boyfriend didn't know what the order of the

1183
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 2: months go in oh how so I asked him to

1184
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 2: learn them, and he got mad at me and said, no,

1185
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 2: that isn't something I'm interested in. Okay, you tell me

1186
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:44,839
Speaker 2: what months we're in next.

1187
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 3: How did you not, as an adult know.

1188
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: That by October whatever that is?

1189
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 5: I guess he was a good excuse for always missing

1190
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 5: their anniversary.

1191
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: You know, That's why I didn't want to learn it.

1192
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,720
Speaker 2: Number two says I had an ex who legit asked

1193
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 2: me where does the sun go at nights?

1194
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 3: Who goes to bed?

1195
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 2: Maybe a flat earser guys, I don't know, or maybe

1196
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 2: they think it goes to the other planets so that

1197
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:17,760
Speaker 2: they can have like their day the sun and Jupiter

1198
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 2: gets theirs.

1199
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 3: Do science teachers just give up on these kids? I like,

1200
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 3: you just like it's not going to work for you.

1201
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 2: You don't even give them an f You just pass

1202
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 2: them so that they're out of your hands. Well, the

1203
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 2: number one moment somebody realized, oh God, I think I'm

1204
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 2: dating a dummy was my ex girlfriend and I were

1205
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 2: watching a movie when she asked me, is finding Nemo

1206
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,439
Speaker 2: based on a true story?

1207
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 4: You know.

1208
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 2: There's like a director's cut with an interview with actual

1209
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 2: Nemo telling his story or how his dad found that cut?

1210
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: Eagles like, my.

1211
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 3: God, that was a real idiot.

1212
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 2: Got a text Someone's sharing their moment they realized one

1213
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 2: of their exes was a dummy. It says, I had

1214
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 2: a partner who would stack cups when putting them in

1215
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 2: the dishwasher.

1216
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: Was yeah, only the modern one.

1217
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 2: Brook has a serious problem with people who load the

1218
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 2: dishwasher wrong.

1219
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 5: I mean, come on, it's just a tiny bit of geometry,

1220
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 5: is all it takes to get things correct.

1221
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 2: Joe, what that's what we learned?

1222
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 6: Idiot.

1223
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 2: We had another text that says, my ex once asked

1224
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 2: me what kind of animal is Mickey Mouse?

1225
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 14: It's the name.

1226
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 2: I'm going to defend them on that one, but I know,

1227
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 2: but Mickey's standing on two like legs most of the time,

1228
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 2: which is not traditional mouse behavior.

1229
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 3: Is not a dirty little rat, you know, but I could.

1230
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 2: See how you could get a little bit confused. He

1231
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 2: doesn't look very mouse like.

1232
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and who the heck is Donald Duck?

1233
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 2: Those were the moments people found out they might be

1234
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 2: dating a dummy.

1235
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 3: Text Keep sharing, I'm loving this text.

1236
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 2: We need some laughs today. Speaking of we're gonna do

1237
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 2: your phone tap.

1238
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 4: Next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1239
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 2: On the phone right now, We've got Sarah from Mount Vernon,

1240
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 2: and I'm just wondering, do we have a five timers

1241
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 2: club on this show like they do at SNL.

1242
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 3: Has she been on so she won that many times.

1243
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 2: Not only has she been on that many times, she's

1244
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 2: won four times, which is probably one of the most.

1245
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 7: That we've ever had.

1246
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 3: I hate playing winners. If she wins, where's.

1247
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 2: The loser five timers club for her?

1248
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: Sarah?

1249
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 2: What what's your big secret to beating Brooks so consistently?

1250
00:57:54,760 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 14: I drink a bunch of vodka in the morning, fight fire.

1251
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 5: With Yeah, yeah, I got switch from my cab. Yeah,

1252
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 5: I've been doing red wine. It's not good for my

1253
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 5: teeth anyway.

1254
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, go do some work out in the other road.

1255
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 2: Get on your level. And while that happens.

1256
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 3: As a white claw for me out there.

1257
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 2: Actually go bring some for everybody in here because we

1258
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 2: have a live audience in studios today. Oh yay, they're lively, very.

1259
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 7: Quiet for it, but live audience.

1260
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 1: Who wants a white claw? Kids?

1261
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 8: You want one?

1262
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: You are one of the kids.

1263
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 2: When the kids raised their hand, all right, we're in

1264
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 2: dangerous territory, Sarah. You know how the game works. You

1265
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 2: got thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible. If

1266
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 2: you don't know when, you could say pass. But you

1267
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?

1268
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 14: Yes?

1269
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 2: All right for five wins? Your time starts now on

1270
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 2: this day. In nineteen fifty six, NBC unveiled what Bird

1271
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 2: as their new mascot. Oil and egg yolks whipped together

1272
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 2: makes what condiment? Mayne LaGuardia Airport is located in which city, Oh,

1273
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 2: sister Uttle comics were founded in what decade? What country

1274
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 2: did Mexico get its independence from in the eighteen hundreds.

1275
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 2: Which comic book villain is nicknamed clown Prince of crime Jokers?

1276
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 2: See this is why she's a pro, Sarah. That was amazing.

1277
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 2: I was going to come back in the studio and

1278
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 2: I see on my phone screen here here that you.

1279
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so jealous of her job. She

1280
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 2: works for the census. No, that means she only has

1281
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 2: to do work like once every ten years, and then

1282
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 2: she could just take a break.

1283
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 3: That's just like our job where we only work for

1284
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 3: four hours a day. Jeff, Is that what it's like, Sarah?

1285
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just you know, hang out and try to

1286
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 8: win against the other nine years and then.

1287
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything trivia.

1288
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 14: I got plenty of time.

1289
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 5: She quizes people, how old are you, where do you live?

1290
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 5: And what's the capital of I'm kidding, Actually I.

1291
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 8: Do health survey.

1292
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 14: So I asked them if they've had colonoscopy.

1293
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to send in my job application as soon

1294
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 2: as we're done here, because that I got to get

1295
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 2: in on that action.

1296
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 3: Maybe we could do it. What you're doing at the

1297
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 3: colonoscopy hose.

1298
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 14: I just want to know who's at it.

1299
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 2: It's your turn. Are you ready?

1300
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 3: I don't know, but we'll try it.

1301
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 2: Have you had a colonoscopy?

1302
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 3: No? I haven't.

1303
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 2: All right, mark it down, Sarah starts now On this day.

1304
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty six, NBC unveiled What Bird as their

1305
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 2: new mascot. Oil and egg yolks whipped together make what

1306
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 2: condiment mayonnaise. LaGuardia Airport is located in which city, New York.

1307
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 2: Marvel Comics was founded in what decade forties? What country

1308
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 2: did Mexico get its independence from in the eighteen hundreds.

1309
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 2: Which comic book villain is nicknamed clown Prince of crime Joker.

1310
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 2: From the sixth to the nineteenth century, people wrote with quills.

1311
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 2: What was the main animal that quills came from?

1312
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 3: Quill came from Turkey.

1313
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 2: I don't know Turkey quill. We'll see that. That's rather,

1314
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,439
Speaker 2: we'll go to the scoreboard and see how you both

1315
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 2: did with Hosanna.

1316
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 3: Why love the overweight person?

1317
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 2: I don't.

1318
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 3: There.

1319
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:24,959
Speaker 11: Reason they're here is from charity event in.

1320
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 5: Good shape guys eleven year old in studio.

1321
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 3: She just turned. I don't think that.

1322
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, she just says it for the reason.

1323
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 13: She just.

1324
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 2: Sarah, you got four caress solid work and you got

1325
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 2: five really good accounting. You are because can't get fine

1326
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 2: five timers club for you today. Let's cover the answers

1327
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 2: for everybody on this day. In nineteen fifty six, NBC

1328
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 2: unveiled the peacock as their new bird mascot to promote

1329
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 2: color television, oil and egg yolks. When you whip them

1330
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 2: together make mayonnaise. LaGuardia Airport located in New York. Marvel Comics,

1331
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 2: founded in the nineteen thirties nineteen thirty nine, was the

1332
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 2: very first one. Mexico got its independence from Spain in

1333
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 2: the eighteen hundreds. Joker is the clown Prince of Crime

1334
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 2: spin on My microphone by accident oops, and from the

1335
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 2: sixth to nineteenth century quills. The main animal that came

1336
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 2: from was goose goose fec feathers. So, Sarah, unfortunately, you know,

1337
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 2: we can't give you any money here.

1338
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 8: Right, yeah, okay, but what we can do just for playing.

1339
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 2: You get some Brook and Jeffrey swag to take home.

1340
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 2: Thanks for playing, Sarah, We'll be back. We're gonna do

1341
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 2: Windbrooks Bucks same time

1342
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 4: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.