WEBVTT - Short Stuff: Sitzpinklers Unite

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, and welcome to the short stuff. I'm Josh, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's Chuck and Ben's here too, sitting in for Jerry,

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<v Speaker 1>who usually sits in for day. It's very confusing, so

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<v Speaker 1>let's forget the whole thing and get started because this

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<v Speaker 1>is short stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, happy day after birthday friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate that, friend. What'd

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Oh geez, I can't really get into it here,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was a good birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, tell me in private.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a good time. But no, I appreciate you

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<v Speaker 1>getting those posts on social media up. That was very

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<v Speaker 1>nice of you. It made me feel very loved.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, of course people love you, and they said so

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<v Speaker 2>in the in the hundreds and thousands.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's really nice. Thanks a lot. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>text me, You're like, you're getting a lot of love

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<v Speaker 1>over on Instagram right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so I have to get you to open Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, it works like a charm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's no good my good deed goes unseen if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>So but thank you for that. Of course we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to go back and edit all this out because this

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<v Speaker 1>is short stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh no, that was only a minute. Ten eleven twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing great, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Well, then we have to talk really fast for

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're talking about something near and dear to my

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<v Speaker 2>heart that I've talked about on stage in front of

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<v Speaker 2>thousands of people, and that is the fact that I

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<v Speaker 2>not always, but I mostly try to sit down when

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<v Speaker 2>I go peepy.

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<v Speaker 1>H I do too, I'm a sitzpinkler.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh do you just started doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I think I confessed along with you on stage

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<v Speaker 1>in Seattle too, if I remember correctly, But yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I totally now I own it. At the time, I

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<v Speaker 1>was a little wary. Now I'm like, yeah, I sit

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<v Speaker 1>down to pee. It works really well. The only time

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<v Speaker 1>I don't is in public because I would rather cut

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<v Speaker 1>off the lower half of my body than ever sit

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<v Speaker 1>on a public toilet seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And if I remember correctly, my on stage joke

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<v Speaker 2>was that I sit to p but I stand up

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<v Speaker 2>when I poop.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that was a classic. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been doing that though for I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 2>semi knew, like in the past, like six or seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>I started seeing down to pe and the first uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, adult male that I saw doing this was

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<v Speaker 2>was my brother in law when your brother in law. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my brother in law when I lived with them, my

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<v Speaker 2>sister's husband, Carston, who is German.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that makes sense because this is a very German thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's even know that I didn't either. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually you me found this one because we were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about I don't remember what we were talking about. We

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<v Speaker 1>looked it up and it turned out that this is

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<v Speaker 1>a big thing in Germany and they have a word

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<v Speaker 1>for it, sits pinkler. Can you say it was a

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<v Speaker 1>German accent? Yeah, Hasselhoff, he does.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh No, you said it right, basically since sitzpink.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, there you go. That's what I was looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>You just got to add a little flare.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes sense too that the Germans would have a

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<v Speaker 1>word for it, because the Germans have a word for everything.

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<v Speaker 1>But the reason why a little bell went off in

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<v Speaker 1>my head when you said your brother in law is

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<v Speaker 1>German is because it's a big deal in Germany. As

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of fact, there was a yu Goov Pole

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<v Speaker 1>of eight Western European countries plus the US, Canada, Mexico,

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<v Speaker 1>Australia and Singapore, and the whole point of this pole

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<v Speaker 1>was to find out where where men sit down to

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<v Speaker 1>pee the most. It was groundbreaking scientific pole.

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<v Speaker 2>And Germany went out. I didn't quite get this because

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<v Speaker 2>it says sixty two percent of German Men sit every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, a combined sixty two every time or most times.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, every time being for most times. I got you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So I mean for the that

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<v Speaker 1>means that for the most part, by far, most German

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<v Speaker 1>Men are you'll find them sitting down when they're peeing

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<v Speaker 1>most of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And behind them was Sweden at fifty percent, Denmark

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<v Speaker 2>forty four, Australia, which kind of surprised me at thirty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they would be pretty low on the list. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but the US, Mexico, Britain, and Singapore rounded out between

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<v Speaker 2>twenty and twenty four percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which all of that's a little surprising. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>Singapore would be up there with you. I thought Australia

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<v Speaker 1>would be down there because they're so rough and tumble.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's such a sexister misogynistic. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is exactly, but it's just a really kind of

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<v Speaker 1>wrong thing to assume, like, oh, yeah, Australians are rough

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<v Speaker 1>and tumble, they ride kangaroos around and drink like fifty

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<v Speaker 1>five gallon drums of fosters, right and eat it out

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<v Speaker 1>back every night. But if so, of course they don't

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<v Speaker 1>sit down to peak. And that's kind of like this

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<v Speaker 1>idea behind the six pinkler thing, like it's used in Germany,

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<v Speaker 1>or it used to be used as an insult. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're a sixth pinkler, you're kind of you're a feminine,

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<v Speaker 1>you're kind of a woos You're just not a manly man.

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<v Speaker 1>And somehow, some way, German society said, nine, we're taking

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<v Speaker 1>that and we're going to own it, and we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to turn it on its head, and we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>start a campaign starting around two thousand and four to

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<v Speaker 1>basically train German Men to sit down to pee.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love it. They even have this, This is incredible,

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<v Speaker 2>a device sort of like a what do you call

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<v Speaker 2>the things a duvet, A duvet, a bidet, You want

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<v Speaker 2>to make.

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<v Speaker 1>Those up, Spread a duvet over your toilet and then

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<v Speaker 1>just p all of.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing would splash, sort of like a bidet. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>some bidets talk to you, I know in Japan and

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<v Speaker 2>Germany has kind of gotten on that with their WC

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<v Speaker 2>geist or toilet ghost or schbook sp uk, which is

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<v Speaker 2>spook which is a person recording a person who has

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<v Speaker 2>recorded a message that says things like excuse me, except

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<v Speaker 2>in German there's a penalty for peeing while standing in

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<v Speaker 2>this house. You better not risk any problems and sit down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so if you lift the toilet, it triggers that voice.

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sometimes they'll be recorded in the voice of a

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<v Speaker 1>famous German chancellor. Sometimes it's just like a lion's roar.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, that's how invested in getting men to

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<v Speaker 1>sit down to pee they are in Germany, Like they

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<v Speaker 1>really take it seriously. And there's another country that takes

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<v Speaker 1>it at least as seriously, and that's Japan. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>what I found very interesting is that Japan. I said

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<v Speaker 1>that Germany like really started this drive to get men

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<v Speaker 1>to sit down to pee, to turn men into sit

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<v Speaker 1>spinklers in like two thousand and four. The same thing

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<v Speaker 1>happened in Japan back in around two thousand. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a survey in nineteen ninety nine only fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>percent of Japanese men sat down to pe, but by

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty it was up to sixty percent. So something

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<v Speaker 1>really radical happened here on planet Earth in the early

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<v Speaker 1>two thousands that just turned everything on its head, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or put everything on its bottom, right.

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<v Speaker 2>And I guess we'll come back and talk a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit about some of the reasons why that might happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Right for this indubitably.

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<v Speaker 2>So one thing I thought was, you know, since it

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<v Speaker 2>really increased a lot over the past like twenty years

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<v Speaker 2>or so, I thought there may have been something I missed, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Captain America sat to pee in a Marvel

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<v Speaker 2>movie or something like that, But I couldn't find anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's just literally people men realizing that it's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot more hygienic to sit down and you risk

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<v Speaker 2>a lot less almost down to zero basically if you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing it right, that there's going to be pee elsewhere

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<v Speaker 2>that's not in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think men finally started listening to women when

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, this is so gross. Why do you do this?

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<v Speaker 1>Get out of the house forever? Yeah, because it is

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<v Speaker 1>so there's a I mean, when you sit down to pee,

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<v Speaker 1>your chance of getting pee anywhere but in the toilet

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<v Speaker 1>is almost zero. You're doing something really wrong if you're

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<v Speaker 1>sitting down to pee and pea spraying everywhere. But there

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<v Speaker 1>might be a duvet stuffed in the toilet right as

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of fact, you might want to check that. God,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you stand up to pee, the chances are

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<v Speaker 1>essentially one hundred percent that you're going to get pee

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<v Speaker 1>splattered somewhere some way. Sometimes this is a terrible thing

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<v Speaker 1>to say, but it's true. Some men just miss entirely

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll pee like basically behind the toilet. They'll get

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<v Speaker 1>it in front of the toilet on the sides. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a whole thing that every man listening knows about where

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of opportunity to get pete outside of

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet bowl when you pee standing up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know, I was going to say not

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<v Speaker 2>to get too gross, but I guess we're kind of

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<v Speaker 2>there already. Yeah, you know, people get distracted, especially in

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<v Speaker 2>the age. You know, I've seen plenty of grown men

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<v Speaker 2>on their smartphone like at a urinal urinals by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>or it's a whole different horror show that we want

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<v Speaker 2>to even get into, because there's no way that p

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<v Speaker 2>isn't going places even if you're properly peeing in a urinal.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've seen guys on their phone, like you get

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<v Speaker 2>distracted and all of a sudden, like you look down,

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, that's not going where I thought it was going. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>not for thirty seconds, but like you know, all it

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<v Speaker 2>takes is as a second of a peepee stream and

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<v Speaker 2>you've got a real mess on your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I think the thing that really is the

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<v Speaker 1>judge of character is whether you correct your course once

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<v Speaker 1>you realize if you just keep peeing off to the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the urinal, no, you're a bad person.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, bring Young University. They study fluid dynamics there in

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<v Speaker 2>their physics department, and they actually did studies on urine

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<v Speaker 2>back spray when you're standing up. And like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>even if you're doing it perfectly right, there's probably going

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<v Speaker 2>to be some kind of spray that's going somewhere outside

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet, even if it's just on the rim of

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, because there's a lot of factors contributing to

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<v Speaker 1>that that combined to basically say you peace standing up

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<v Speaker 1>piece going somewhere outside of the toilet. One is that

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<v Speaker 1>when the urine stream exits the penis towards the toilet powl.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a whole period where it's not it's just flying

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<v Speaker 1>through the air. Yeah, And for about the first six

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<v Speaker 1>inches after exits said penis, it's held together in a stream.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's going really well. And then after about six inches

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<v Speaker 1>past the exit, it enters what's called the plateau Rayleigh

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<v Speaker 1>in stability. It's a fluid dynamic phenomenon where a stream

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<v Speaker 1>of fluid eventually breaks up as gravity starts to pull

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<v Speaker 1>it apart, and it breaks up into droplets, and each

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<v Speaker 1>one of those droplets can hit that toilet bowl and

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<v Speaker 1>spray everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you nailed it. Porcelain is also a problem because

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<v Speaker 2>if you have a porcelain toilet, which you know chances

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<v Speaker 2>are you probably do, porcelain is hydrophilic, which means it

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<v Speaker 2>really loves fluid, so it loves to splait it all

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<v Speaker 2>over itself. Basically, it's a very splatty surface that you're

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<v Speaker 2>peeing on. To be honest, I might be on something

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<v Speaker 2>with the duvet thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think you find. One of the other things

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<v Speaker 1>that people who are like, yes, be a sitzpinkler are

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<v Speaker 1>all about is emptying the bladder. It's a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>to empty your bladder. It's not just for the forty

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<v Speaker 1>plus crowd, even though it really is. But you really

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<v Speaker 1>want to make sure you get all the p out

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<v Speaker 1>of your bladder whenever you peet.

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<v Speaker 2>Reason why everyone, though, does anyone key to eighty percent

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<v Speaker 2>and be like that feels good enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, there's just off you can you can run

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<v Speaker 1>into situations where you're like, you can't like all you get.

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<v Speaker 2>Out, yeah, or you're interrupted Yeah okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, but I mean even if you're not like that

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<v Speaker 1>could be all that Like you can't get one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>percent out. So sometimes when you're like.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's I get you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it has to do with prostate. But so

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<v Speaker 1>people like sit down to pee. But this is a

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<v Speaker 1>very fraught debate because medical researchers tend to say if

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<v Speaker 1>you're a man standing up to p or sitting down

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<v Speaker 1>to pe, depending on your condition, depending on how healthy

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<v Speaker 1>you are and how healthy your prostate is, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>going to make any difference whatsoever. One way might help

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<v Speaker 1>one guy, the other way might help another guy. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's really not a very good argument for getting people

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<v Speaker 1>to sit down to pee.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I get all that now because I, in

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<v Speaker 2>fact myself since we're being honest, since this is just

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<v Speaker 2>you and me talking to no one else's listening. Sure

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<v Speaker 2>have have reached that age where there's like some prostate

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<v Speaker 2>things where peeing, you know, all of a sudden, you

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<v Speaker 2>wake up one day in your fifties and you go

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<v Speaker 2>to p and you're like, huh, nothing's happening, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>it's just going leg. Yeah, So you call your doctor

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, oh, well, that's just what happens. You

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<v Speaker 2>start to have some like little prostate issues and nothing

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<v Speaker 2>like super serious usually but no.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's such a double edged sword. Like on the

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<v Speaker 1>one hand, you're like, oh, I'm so relieved this is

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<v Speaker 1>in a terrible medical condition. On the other hand, what

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<v Speaker 1>they're saying is like, get used to it, buddy, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just what your body's doing from now on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. Women, on the other hand, it's a different story.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't have the bladder, you know, when you stand

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<v Speaker 2>up to pee, which you know, supposedly I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>supposedly standing up to pe does help a man empty

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<v Speaker 2>their bladder more fully, but the prostate is supporting us,

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<v Speaker 2>is supporting that bladder. Women don't have the prostate. So

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<v Speaker 2>if a woman is forced a piece on the side

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<v Speaker 2>of the road behind the concert venue, at the campground,

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<v Speaker 2>in the shower. They're all manner of reasons why a

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<v Speaker 2>woman may have to go peepee standing up. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>have that prostate supporting them, so it's much more difficult

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<v Speaker 2>for them to empty their full contents.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. The thing is is so if they sit

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<v Speaker 1>down to pee, they're much more prone to empty their bladder.

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<v Speaker 1>Ipso facto, everybody should sit down to pee. The problem

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<v Speaker 1>is when you again, when you get into public and

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<v Speaker 1>you hover above the toilet seat to pee, that actually

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<v Speaker 1>has a similar problem as when you're standing up to pee.

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<v Speaker 1>But really, if that's your choice, I feel like in

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<v Speaker 1>that situation, just go with the not getting one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>percent of your pee out right then.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And the one last thing I want to say

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<v Speaker 2>is I get that a lot of men probably don't

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<v Speaker 2>sit down to pea still, the statistics tell me that

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<v Speaker 2>at least, but in the middle of the night, if

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<v Speaker 2>you have to get up and go, I just think

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<v Speaker 2>it's the craziest thing I've ever heard of to try

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<v Speaker 2>and stand there and still try and stay asleep and

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<v Speaker 2>pee in that toilet. That's how that was The gateway

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<v Speaker 2>for me was in the middle of the night because

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<v Speaker 2>it just makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I remember the first time that happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I accidentally fell onto the toilet while I was peeing

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<v Speaker 1>into a sitting position, and I was like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is much nicer.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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