WEBVTT - Hour 1: The Rules Have Changed

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<v Speaker 1>Is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on

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<v Speaker 1>a Tuesday. It is a Tuesday, and well, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a little bit of a roller coaster ride today.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk with me as we go through a roller coaster ride.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to talk about the firebombing of an anti

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<v Speaker 1>abortion clinic. Didn't hear about that yet, did you? We

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<v Speaker 1>have to talk about speak easies, why I want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to one, and why there aren't any good ones anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently New Yorkers are mad about that. We have to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about Elon must thinking someone's going to kill him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably right. We have violence from the left, suppose

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<v Speaker 1>that violence from the right, and even Star Trek has

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<v Speaker 1>been ruined all that. It would probably do some history tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>just because I'm gonna mood on The Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get to any of that, though, I had

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<v Speaker 1>a friend visit me. This was a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't listen to the show, so I'm comfortable say

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<v Speaker 1>telling this story and not using his name. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was friends with this guy during my childhood kind of

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<v Speaker 1>high school years and we were very very close. He

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<v Speaker 1>visits me, just hang with me a minute, comes to

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<v Speaker 1>visit me. He's since gotten himself married and he has

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of kids, actually two boys, almost identical to

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<v Speaker 1>the age of my boys. And he's only in town

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<v Speaker 1>for a night. So I do what I never do,

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<v Speaker 1>and I allow him to stay the night at my house.

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<v Speaker 1>He was on some financial hard time, So look, the

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<v Speaker 1>Kellys don't stay with anybody, and we don't want anyone

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<v Speaker 1>staying with us. That's how the Kellys are, That's how

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter he

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<v Speaker 1>stays the night. My boys are excited. Boys for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>are always excited about a new set of boys. Oh sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get dirty with someone else. And I've never been

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<v Speaker 1>more horrified in my life because my friend is he

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<v Speaker 1>steal my friend and his wife, lovely woman, lovely woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Their kids are monsters. And I'm talking about the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of kids where she says, hey, don't spill that on

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<v Speaker 1>their floor, because of course the kid was spilling something

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor. Not a big deal, it's the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what kids do. And he said, shut up, mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at my buddy, thinking to myself, both my

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<v Speaker 1>sons would be dead if they talked to their mother

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<v Speaker 1>that way, and he lowers his head and just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of shakes his head, like those kids. That was one

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<v Speaker 1>of several things they did that night. Don't drink that soda.

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<v Speaker 1>I will if I want to. You're stupid. And I

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<v Speaker 1>remember going to bed that night, laying down with the

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<v Speaker 1>old lady, not to bragg or anything like that. What

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<v Speaker 1>Chris laying down with the old lady and saying, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, those kids are and I'm very angry. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>angry on behalf of the kids, on behalf of my buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, how does that happen? And she says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm horrified too, But you have to understand, those are

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<v Speaker 1>the rules that have been set for the children in

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<v Speaker 1>the home. So don't be mad at the kids for

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<v Speaker 1>playing by those rules. Now, what's this have to do

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<v Speaker 1>with politics. Let's just have to do with what we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing today. Well, I know you've seen the video. You've

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<v Speaker 1>undoubtedly heard people talking about it all day, about the

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<v Speaker 1>protests in front of the Supreme Court, justices Holmes, about

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<v Speaker 1>the fact sam Alito has reportedly been moved to an

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<v Speaker 1>undisclosed location, and it just got me thinking about parents

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<v Speaker 1>and kids in societies, in rules and actually it made

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<v Speaker 1>me take a little trip down memory lane. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>remember last summer when the Antifa slash Black Lives Matter

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<v Speaker 1>animals begin and burning down major American cities. We have never,

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<v Speaker 1>just so you understand, we have never, at any point

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<v Speaker 1>in the history of the United States of America had

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<v Speaker 1>sustained rioting like that in that many different locations. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>there have been big civil unrest places like Watts and whatnot,

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<v Speaker 1>never in that many different locations have we had such organized, sustained,

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<v Speaker 1>costly riots. And do you remember do you remember how

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<v Speaker 1>the American media covered it? In case you forgot, let's

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<v Speaker 1>take a walk down memory lane. I want to be

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<v Speaker 1>clear and how I chater is mostly a protest. It

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<v Speaker 1>is not generally speaking unruly. That ain't a riot. What

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<v Speaker 1>we're seeing right now in Minneapolis was they are strictly

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<v Speaker 1>principled anti fascists, and they've taken a principal stand to

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<v Speaker 1>stand against white supremacists and white nationalists wherever they may

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<v Speaker 1>show up. I argue to you tonight, all punches are

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<v Speaker 1>not equal morally. It says it right in the name Antifa,

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<v Speaker 1>anti fascism, which is what they were there fighting. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>and there's you know, no organization is perfect. There or

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<v Speaker 1>some violence. Any reasonable person would say we shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>destroying other people's property. But these are not reasonable times.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to let you know that goes on

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<v Speaker 1>for another minute. I may play you the full cut

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<v Speaker 1>later on in the show. But I love the sound

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<v Speaker 1>of my own voice so much. Shut up, Chris, I

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<v Speaker 1>had to cut in. Do you remember do you remember

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<v Speaker 1>you probably remember this Chuck Schumer, obviously somebody who's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be familiar to you, New York Senator Chuck Schumer. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember when he got up and he said this.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you, gor Zuch I want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you Kavanaugh. Okay, really quickly, can we talk about

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck Schumer's voice, Mother of God? All right? Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you gor Zuch. I want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind and you will

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<v Speaker 1>pay the price. You won't know what hit you if

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<v Speaker 1>you go forward with these awful decisions. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>here's CNN's Laura Jarrett talking about protests out in front

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<v Speaker 1>of Supreme Court justice's homes. And I do need to

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<v Speaker 1>clarify something really quickly. It's against the law. Actually to

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<v Speaker 1>protest in front of a Supreme Court justice's home. It's

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<v Speaker 1>against the law. You can actually do a year in

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<v Speaker 1>jail for it because it's the attempted intimidation of a justice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's against the law. Here's Laura Jarrett on CNN, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is a question about civility. The frustration people feel

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<v Speaker 1>is personal. But where's the line? Obviously, what we see

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<v Speaker 1>the apparent arson at an anti abortion nonprofit in Wisconsin

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<v Speaker 1>is over the line. Violence is always over the line,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're real questions and conversation today about protests outside

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<v Speaker 1>Supreme Court justices houses, correctly justice capital, where do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that line is? I think for a lot of people,

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation about civility feels like it misses the mark

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<v Speaker 1>when constitutional rights that you believe that you had for

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<v Speaker 1>over fifty years are about to be overturned. The justices

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<v Speaker 1>have security. So far, all the protests have seemed overwhelmingly

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<v Speaker 1>non violent. There are plenty of protests that happen every

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<v Speaker 1>single day in this country around the country at a

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<v Speaker 1>boarding Okay, all right, so that's them defending it all right? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>Where am I going with this? Back to my buddies, kids,

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<v Speaker 1>my buddies kids are monsters. I'm sure they're twice as

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<v Speaker 1>bad now. My buddies kids are monsters because they have

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<v Speaker 1>that culture in their home. Remember, culture is just what

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<v Speaker 1>is incentivized, and what is this incentivized. The truth is

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<v Speaker 1>yelling shut up mom, and their home it does get

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<v Speaker 1>you that candy bar you want, and my home it

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<v Speaker 1>gets you a death sentence. Therefore, my kids never say

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<v Speaker 1>shut up mom. Their kids say shut up mom all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. We have changed something in the United States

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<v Speaker 1>of America, and I don't think everyone fully appreciates what

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<v Speaker 1>we have changed yet, and it's not changed for the better. Nevertheless,

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<v Speaker 1>it is already changed. We are already there, the kids,

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<v Speaker 1>you me, all of US American civilians, citizens. We now

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<v Speaker 1>view political protests differently than we did even three or

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<v Speaker 1>four years ago. We now have a new set of

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<v Speaker 1>rules in this country where anything and everything is starting

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<v Speaker 1>to get more and more acceptable. The effort to purge

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<v Speaker 1>the country of Donald Trump created in this country a

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<v Speaker 1>new set of rules. When's the last time, before the

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<v Speaker 1>last year or so, you saw the right show up

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<v Speaker 1>and get loud at school boards? You see it now?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard of a Supreme Court opinion leaking early.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me let me spoil it for you. Know you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't because it's never happened, and then seeing organized protests

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<v Speaker 1>at their home so bad one of them had to

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<v Speaker 1>be whisked away to an undisclosed location. No, of course

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't. I have news for you, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>probably going to hurt a little bit, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>have news. We are not at some low point in

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<v Speaker 1>the country where we have reached the bottom. I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>people say this, all right, well, this is the we've

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<v Speaker 1>reached the bedrock. Ah man, this is the This is

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<v Speaker 1>as bad as it gets. This is but the gentle

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of what happens when the rules change. I am

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to scare you, and I know we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have fun. Look, hey, we're gonna have fun. Next we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk about speakeasies and stuff. So just hang with me.

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<v Speaker 1>But we are in a different era now. We are

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<v Speaker 1>in an era now where anything and everything has become

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<v Speaker 1>permissible in the pursuit of what you want. It has

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<v Speaker 1>for the left, and therefore that is now transferred to

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<v Speaker 1>the right. The Press Secretary herself still won't condemn them

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity to actually prophivid protest outside and private residence, even

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<v Speaker 1>when peacefully. I'm wondering if any sort of demonetrations outside

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<v Speaker 1>of private homes might run all up that law. And

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<v Speaker 1>we're certainly not suggesting anyone break any laws. I would

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<v Speaker 1>note that the president's view has long been and I

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<v Speaker 1>tweeted this earlier this morning and repeated, and we're not saying. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not saying to break any laws. But if people

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<v Speaker 1>are passionate, people are passionate. We are entering a different

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<v Speaker 1>era in this country and it is not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be gentle and it is not going to be good.

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<v Speaker 1>But there is no stopping it. Now, well, I should

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<v Speaker 1>say there's almost no stopping it. There's one thing that

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<v Speaker 1>could change that. There's one thing that could stop where

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<v Speaker 1>we're going. You want to know what that is, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you in just a moment before we get to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Just know that I'm back. I see in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly was logan Yes The Jesse Kelly Show on

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<v Speaker 1>a Tuesday. Don't forget. You can email the show Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>at Jesse Kelly Show dot com, Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show dot com. Your love, your hate, your death threats,

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<v Speaker 1>everything is welcome. We're an equal opportunity show around here, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>I know people think I'm not what we are. We're

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<v Speaker 1>equal opportunity. That's because I am such a good person.

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<v Speaker 1>Unlike you, Chris. I am all right. So what I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about. The rules have changed. They're changing rapidly.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't hit some bottom yet, not even close. The

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<v Speaker 1>charity that's supposed to abortion is being investigated as arson.

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<v Speaker 1>The words if abortions aren't safe, then you aren't either.

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<v Speaker 1>We're spray painted on the walls of this office in

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<v Speaker 1>Wisconsin before the building was set on fire with Molotov cocktails.

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<v Speaker 1>They fire bombed an abortion, anti abortion office in Wisconsin.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the end either. This is the beginning. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the beginning of a society separating and separating violently,

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<v Speaker 1>and I do not believe it can be stopped unless

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<v Speaker 1>one thing happens. And I think this is very very

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<v Speaker 1>very unlikely. The only thing that could prevent us continuing

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<v Speaker 1>to descend down this rabbit hole of nastiness. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good you know what, Chris, that's a good thing. Rabbit hole,

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<v Speaker 1>what rabbit hole of nastiness. That's you would never come

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<v Speaker 1>up with that. I just came up with that live

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<v Speaker 1>on the air. That's not a very nice finger, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>That's whatever. Anyway, as we continue to descend down this

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<v Speaker 1>rabbit hole of nastiness, the only thing that can stop

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<v Speaker 1>it is actually nothing the government can do aimed at

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<v Speaker 1>the people. The government must reform itself. And I realize

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds impossible and ridiculous, but if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>really stop where we're going in this country, we will

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<v Speaker 1>have a government agency of some kind. I'm sure we

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<v Speaker 1>already have plenty in existence, if not create a new one,

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<v Speaker 1>dedicate itself wholeheartedly to a transparent public, drastic reformation of

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<v Speaker 1>the federal government, especially things like the Department of Justice,

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<v Speaker 1>the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Because what's happening now, the

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<v Speaker 1>reason we're on this never ending downhill spiral now isn't

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily just because of the communists and how violent and

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<v Speaker 1>vile and nasty they are. We're heading this way now

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<v Speaker 1>because the right no longer believes the traditional things that

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<v Speaker 1>thought was on its side are on its side anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>The right rightfully, man, That actually is not a good

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<v Speaker 1>way to put that the right rightfully doesn't believe the

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<v Speaker 1>Federal Bureau of Investigation is interested in digging into all

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<v Speaker 1>these far left wing violent organizations. And they've admitted as

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<v Speaker 1>much FBI, Black Lives Matter ANTIFA, Hey, FBI, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing about that? Member? They added hearing and they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we don't. We're not really doing anything about it.

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<v Speaker 1>The right does, however, continue to hear things like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Capital police are warning the far right is calling for

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<v Speaker 1>violence against a religious group planning to rally for abortion rights.

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<v Speaker 1>Whitney Wild is live outside the Supreme Court. Listen seeing

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<v Speaker 1>fences go up there. It's sort of like post January six,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you seeing and what specific intelligence is warring

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<v Speaker 1>if police officials, well, at this point, law enforcement sources,

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<v Speaker 1>several of them tell us if they are closely monitoring

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<v Speaker 1>social media chatter that suggests that there's a potential for

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<v Speaker 1>violence against abortion clinic providers, abortion clinic staff, members of

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<v Speaker 1>the judiciary that would include the justices here as well

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<v Speaker 1>as members of the federal government. They're very worried about

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<v Speaker 1>that right wing violence out there. What I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>say is we're descending because the right no longer believes

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<v Speaker 1>they have any official legal recourse. And if you deny

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<v Speaker 1>people justice by traditional means, people will seek justice by

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<v Speaker 1>non traditional means. That is not me cheering for it.

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<v Speaker 1>That is me saying, beyond the shadow of a doubt,

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<v Speaker 1>people seek justice, you give it to them through traditional means,

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<v Speaker 1>althy'll find it other ways. I mean, I've brought this

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<v Speaker 1>up before. It's going to sound like I'm changing the subject,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess in a way i am. But coronavirus,

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<v Speaker 1>our coronavirus lockdown policies, they're not just launching America, they're

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<v Speaker 1>launching the world into I mean, let's be frank, recession

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<v Speaker 1>is now a given that's coming. We are potentially facing

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<v Speaker 1>a depression, a gigantic global depression, depression, and it's because

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<v Speaker 1>of COVID lockdown policies. Where's the accountability people out there?

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<v Speaker 1>People listening to the sound of my voice right now,

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<v Speaker 1>they're wiped out across the country. They've lost loved ones,

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<v Speaker 1>they've lost businesses. We now have this new thing out

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<v Speaker 1>sixty minutes, even though it's garbage. They're doing something out

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<v Speaker 1>there about the teenage girl suicide epidemic. According to the

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<v Speaker 1>CDC Hospital of Missions data shows the number of teenage

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<v Speaker 1>girls who have been suicidal has increased fifty percent nationwide

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<v Speaker 1>since twenty nine. Fifty percent nation wide. I cut that

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<v Speaker 1>off a little early, but it was since twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>People are looking around right now, someone listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>sound of my voice lost their child to suicide during

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<v Speaker 1>the last two years, or almost lost them. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>because you write me emails and that parent justifiably wants

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<v Speaker 1>to know what's going to be done to this person.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't until early February when I was in a

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<v Speaker 1>meeting that experts of the Foundation said, there's no way,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, there's been too much travel without diagnosis for

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<v Speaker 1>us to contain this. And then at that point we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really understand the fatality rate, you know, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>understand that it's a fairly low fatality rate, and that

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<v Speaker 1>it's a diseased mainly of the elderly, kind of like fluids,

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<v Speaker 1>although a bit different than that. So that was pretty

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<v Speaker 1>scary period. I wasn't scared, and I knew exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>it was because I had eyes. You're telling me, big

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<v Speaker 1>fancy smart Bill Gates didn't and that human being and

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<v Speaker 1>Fauci and State governments and federal governments and public health

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<v Speaker 1>officials destroyed people. Where's the justice for people? Where's the accounting,

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<v Speaker 1>where's the reckoning? We are descending into a dark period

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<v Speaker 1>in this country because there is no longer any accountability

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<v Speaker 1>ever for these people who ritually abuse the public. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't ever hold them accountable, well, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>shelf life on that. And once that shelf life expires,

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<v Speaker 1>once that expiration date gets there, once the people have

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<v Speaker 1>had enough, then it gets horrible and ugly. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want that. If we want to avoid that, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do something. Now it's time to talk about speakeasies in

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<v Speaker 1>New York. Why aren't they taken off? I'll explain it

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<v Speaker 1>is the Jesse Kelly Show, Chris, what is this erosion

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<v Speaker 1>to conformity? What is it? Corrosion to conformity? That was weird?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I look, I'm up in the

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<v Speaker 1>air on whether I like it or not. I would

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<v Speaker 1>need more. All right, hang on, let me get some

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<v Speaker 1>gym beam and then we'll work this out. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on, you know, before we get to the speakeasy,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just once let's check in. Let's check in for

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<v Speaker 1>a brief moment, and let's see how well the uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the psychopass who love abortion. Let's see how well they're

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<v Speaker 1>handling things. This is a real person. Yeah, okay, we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing well here, doing well. I'm a little creeped out,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, And it's the Jesse Kelly Show. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Speakeasies. First of all, let's do a little

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<v Speaker 1>rewind here. The headline is this speak easies are hot,

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<v Speaker 1>but jaded New Yorkers say they aren't the real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's pause for a moment in rewind. Way back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day in the United States of America, some

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<v Speaker 1>genius decided that we should ban alcohol. Ban alcohol, and

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<v Speaker 1>they did it. They actually passed an amendment. There was

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<v Speaker 1>so much support for this, they passed an amendment to

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<v Speaker 1>the Constitution to ban alcohol. Obviously, that was insane and

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<v Speaker 1>that was never going to work, and people begin to

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<v Speaker 1>find ways to circumvent the law. One of those ways

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<v Speaker 1>was a speake easy. Now, I've been to fake speakeasies before,

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<v Speaker 1>but a speakeasy essentially was a hidden bar. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>more complicated than that. There's a hidden bar Why why

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<v Speaker 1>aren't they Why aren't they taking off anymore? Let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>pause for a brief moment and we'll come back to that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't talk about this very much, mainly

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<v Speaker 1>because anybody whoever starts to eat healthier or work out more,

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<v Speaker 1>their first inclination is to tell you about it. And

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<v Speaker 1>it is the worst thing in the world. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>walk within fifteen feet of somebody who's dieting or on

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<v Speaker 1>a new workout program without them telling you what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not doing that. But for the purpose of

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<v Speaker 1>my story, I have to let you know started a

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<v Speaker 1>new workout program a couple weeks ago. Shut up, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>It's going very well, going very well. Look, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want I don't want to brag, but I'm getting pretty big,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, getting pretty big? Then, in all serious has

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<v Speaker 1>start a new workout program a couple weeks ago and

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<v Speaker 1>told the wife that I'm going to start making improvements

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<v Speaker 1>on the diet. To stay with me, this is going

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<v Speaker 1>to apply. I'm gonna start making improvements on the diet. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm never going to eat kale kale salads or whatever weodo,

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<v Speaker 1>crap cheese, eating no I'm gonna stick with meat of

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<v Speaker 1>some kind and lots of cheese. But I'm gonna make improvements.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have made improvements. Has it been Look, if

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<v Speaker 1>you witnessed my diet, would you think that's an improvement

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<v Speaker 1>over something? Probably not. Nevertheless, it is an improvement. I've

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<v Speaker 1>made improvements today. Actually, as we speak, I did something

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done before. Me Chris Michael. We're here at

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<v Speaker 1>the studio. We're loan. There's a cookie delivery service in

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<v Speaker 1>my area. They deliver these gigantic cookies and they're glorious.

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<v Speaker 1>They're made fresh, and that's their business model. They make

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<v Speaker 1>these huge, perfect cookies and they deliver them. I just

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<v Speaker 1>ordered these cookies and I ordered them delivered to the

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<v Speaker 1>studio for me and the fellas to feast on. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited about it. Why because it's forbidden. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not just because they're cookies. It's because they're forbidden. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you can call it the fallen part of human nature,

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<v Speaker 1>and undoubtedly it is. But the truth is the human

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<v Speaker 1>mind wants, at least part of it wants what it's

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<v Speaker 1>not allowed to have. You can create as many fake

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<v Speaker 1>speakeasies in New York as you want, and you can

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<v Speaker 1>have people dressed up in nineteen twenties attire, and they do,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can have these speakeasies. They're actually cool, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd enjoy them. Where you need to have the password

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<v Speaker 1>before they let you in. I mean, it's straight out

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<v Speaker 1>of the movies where you you knock on this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of nondescript or you have to know where it is,

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll open up the slot. What's the password? And

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<v Speaker 1>of course you end up getting the password if you

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<v Speaker 1>know some people in New York, as I do. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's fun and it's fine. It's not better than the

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<v Speaker 1>dive bar up the road, though, why because it's not

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<v Speaker 1>forbidden anymore. It's not forbidden. You can't have the speak

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<v Speaker 1>easy unless you aren't constantly given even the door a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of the side eye, wondering if the NYPD's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bang down the door and throw everyone in cuffs. What, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>what if they had Cubans in there? I like Cubans.

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<v Speaker 1>Cuban chicks are dimes. All cigars, oh, I mean know

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<v Speaker 1>those even really that illegal? Who a Cuban city? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what Cuban cigars are. Cuban cigars are the thing

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<v Speaker 1>law abiding citizen guy. It's the thing he does to

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<v Speaker 1>feel like an outlaw. The guy who works forty fifty

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<v Speaker 1>hours a Week's he works forty fifty hours a week,

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<v Speaker 1>putting food on the table, keep keeping clothes on, his

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<v Speaker 1>kids back his old lady's got some fresh flowers every

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<v Speaker 1>now and then. He drives a ten year old car.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the definition of responsible right. Ten percent every single

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<v Speaker 1>month goes to his investment portfolio. But he just wants

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<v Speaker 1>to feel like a Hell's angel for one day, so

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<v Speaker 1>he gets some Cubans. Have I ever smoked a Cuban? Yeah, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a couple of the house right now. Are

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<v Speaker 1>they better? No? Absolutely not. They taste better because they're forbidden.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny you brought up cubans. I have a buddy

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<v Speaker 1>and me and I've actually had this argument before because

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<v Speaker 1>he has a line on some Cubans and he gets

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<v Speaker 1>them regularly. And what I don't. I'm not a huge

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<v Speaker 1>cigar guy, but I'll puff on a cigar, especially if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at a party of some kind where everyone's smoking

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<v Speaker 1>cigarettes or something like that. I'll enjoy a cigar. Or

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm out golf it or something like that I'll

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy a cigar. And I've had Cubans, and every time

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<v Speaker 1>I have one, every single time, I like that bad

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<v Speaker 1>boy up and I think, man, this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be so much better than those other cigars I've had.

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<v Speaker 1>And every time I'll honestly, the first puff or tooth

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like it. It's oh man, you can watch to

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<v Speaker 1>see why these are forbidden. They're not better. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>realize after a few puffs it's the same same thing

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<v Speaker 1>you've been puffing on over and over again. So sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>New York, you're mad that speakeasies aren't quite don't quite

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<v Speaker 1>have the spice they used to. You need to ban

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol if you want them to have the spice. That look, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're listening to me in New York City right now,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't life spicy enough? All right? That reminds me. Did

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<v Speaker 1>I ever tell you about my illegal bar story in Okinawa? Chris? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never all right. I think it's probably been a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you forgot because you're stupid, So I had all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let me explain something here before I get into my story.

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<v Speaker 1>And yes, I'm gonna get back to all the politics

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<v Speaker 1>here and all the abortion stuff and Supreme Chords stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and Ukraine is back in the news and there's something

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<v Speaker 1>you creepy there, and Chuck Todd's getting fired and all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of other great stuff. But before you get to that,

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get to that, I'm gonna talk first about me,

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<v Speaker 1>what Chris, I'm gonna talk about me. When I was

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<v Speaker 1>in the Marines, we would do and I still think

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 1>this is something they do, but I don't know. The

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<v Speaker 1>whole combat Iraq Afghanistan thing. I know screwed this up

0:27:09.160 --> 0:27:12.960
<v Speaker 1>a lot. We would do six months deployments overseas before

0:27:13.000 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 1>there was combat. You just go and I've told you

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<v Speaker 1>this before. The one I did before Iraq kicked off,

0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:20.200
<v Speaker 1>which screwed up my second one, dang it. The one

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<v Speaker 1>I did was Okaawa and we went to an illegal

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<v Speaker 1>bar there and I threw up. And I'll explain exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what happened in just a moment. Before I get to that,

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<v Speaker 1>we were just talking about how skizy and nasty the

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<v Speaker 1>world is, how dangerous it is. That's not going to change.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I opened up the show talking about how

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<v Speaker 1>we are descending. We don't have to celebrate it. Sure

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:47.879
<v Speaker 1>you're not happy we do have to be prepared though, right,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have a Hero gun yet? Does your wife?

0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Does your husband? Does? Your mom? Who lives alone? Now

0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:00.359
<v Speaker 1>that daughter you sent off to college? Do they have

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<v Speaker 1>Hero guns? It's a non lethal gun. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear any Oh, they're not a gun guy, she's

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<v Speaker 1>not a gun girl. No, I don't want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>any excuses. This is a non lethal gun. It might

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<v Speaker 1>save your life or the life of the person you

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<v Speaker 1>love the most. Shoots a pepperball one hundred miles per hour.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll stop someone in their tracks when this thing explodes

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<v Speaker 1>on them. Trust me on that. Anyone can use it. Anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got a laser sight. You point and squeeze. It's

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<v Speaker 1>that easy. You don't need some fancy concealed carry permits.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's a discount code you get a discount. Go

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<v Speaker 1>to Hero twenty twenty dot com and use the code

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse and that gets you a special discount Hero twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty dot com code Jesse. Oh God, an animally side

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<v Speaker 1>on me. Jesse Kelly, don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And no Chris, no

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<v Speaker 1>care oky for me. I don't want Look, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>multi talented. I don't want to show off my voice. Chris, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>in all seriousness, I have the worst voice we Kelly's.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, it's the Jesse Kelly Show. You can

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<v Speaker 1>email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go on to my story here. In just

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<v Speaker 1>a moment, we were talking about the forbidden and speakeasies

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<v Speaker 1>in New York and whatnot. But just really briefly, the

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<v Speaker 1>Kellys don't have any real artistic talent, and I mean

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<v Speaker 1>nobody in the family. We're a bit more of a

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<v Speaker 1>construction russ spelt type family. It's no Chris, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say I wasn't talented. Okay, all right. I finished in

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<v Speaker 1>the top two thirds of my high school class. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>have you know. I'm uber talented. The point is the

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<v Speaker 1>Kellys don't sing, they don't draw, they don't play musical instruments,

0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:55.960
<v Speaker 1>they don't dance. We don't have any of those abilities.

0:29:56.240 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 1>The wife, the wife won't even dance with me anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what she says. It's like telling me this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't rude. She says, it's like dancing with a grizzly bear.

0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 1>That's not very nice, she says. She accuses me, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>of trying to take charge only not knowing what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't sound like me at all. That doesn't say. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna reject that. I reject that. All right, shut up,

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<v Speaker 1>back to my story. We're gonna get back to all

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<v Speaker 1>the politics here in a minute. Okinawa Marines. We go

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<v Speaker 1>over there for a six month deployment. And I've told

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<v Speaker 1>you this before. Whenever you would go somewhere or be

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<v Speaker 1>in the close proximity of somewhere in the Marines, they

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<v Speaker 1>would give you a list, a list of things of

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<v Speaker 1>places you weren't allowed to go, and they would give

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<v Speaker 1>you the addresses, the names and addresses. I still remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was amazing, Hey don't go here, here, here, and here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well again, this is the Marines. You might as have

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<v Speaker 1>just drive us there and drop us, drop us off.

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<v Speaker 1>We go out one night and we are legally enjoying

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<v Speaker 1>ourselves in Okinawa. We were, we were on the up

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<v Speaker 1>and up. And then a couple cups of courage later

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<v Speaker 1>for the fellas and we decide we should definitely go

0:31:04.800 --> 0:31:07.280
<v Speaker 1>check out one of those places. Now ran because of course,

0:31:07.640 --> 0:31:09.479
<v Speaker 1>that's when you want to go check out. And remember,

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:12.520
<v Speaker 1>some of these places were dangerous. Some of them were

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<v Speaker 1>drug hubs, some of them were known to be organized

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<v Speaker 1>crime hubs of the various Japanese Oh exactly, Chris, Well again,

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<v Speaker 1>you might as well just take me right to the

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<v Speaker 1>organized crime bar, because that's where I want to go. Anyway, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>are there any gangsters in here? Kind of a thing

0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:34.320
<v Speaker 1>we go, We show up outside of this place and

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's just like something you would imagine in your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>We're on some street, some kind of side street in Okinawa,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have to go not in a front door,

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<v Speaker 1>not in a door, and then up some stairs to

0:31:46.280 --> 0:31:49.040
<v Speaker 1>a second floor bar. You have to go off the

0:31:49.160 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 1>sidewalk and go down these rocky stairs, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>have to knock on the door. They open it up,

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<v Speaker 1>and they decide whether or not they're gonna let you in,

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<v Speaker 1>and they let us in, and I'll I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever had so much fun in my entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>One the place was full of criminals. But we look,

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<v Speaker 1>we thought we were okay. There's three or four infantry marines.

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<v Speaker 1>We look, we probably had way more confidence than we

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<v Speaker 1>needed to have at the moment. So we go in

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<v Speaker 1>and we're partying it up and on the stage, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never broken the rule. That's turned out so well in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. On the stage was the greatest band I've

0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:29.120
<v Speaker 1>ever seen in a bar. Now, the band itself was

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<v Speaker 1>probably just above average, but they had some guy. He

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<v Speaker 1>was Japanese Jimmy Hendrix. I'm not even kidding. He had

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<v Speaker 1>this long hair and like the stuff Jimmie Hendricks to do.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how Jimmie Hendricks would pick up the guitar

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<v Speaker 1>and play it with his tongue and play play it well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean just strumming on. He would play it

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<v Speaker 1>with his tongue. That was this guy. And he was

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<v Speaker 1>shreddned to Jimmy Hendrix songs all night long. And of

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<v Speaker 1>course we were getting along with all the gangsters that

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's buying everybody drinks and stuff like that, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was so much fun right up until a certain point.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what habu saki is. You don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>that is, Chris, I would not recommend you find out

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<v Speaker 1>in Okinawa. There are pit vipers, very poisonous, yes, they

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<v Speaker 1>will kill you. And the Japanese, well, the Okanawans. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a real dispute whether Okanahwan's or Japanese. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going into this. We're just gonna call it the Japanese

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<v Speaker 1>for now to for simplicity's sake. They have figured out

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of rice based drink that involves this pit viper.

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<v Speaker 1>And look, you can image search it online if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to see what it looks like. I'm sure they're

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<v Speaker 1>out there. I'm sure an image search would show it

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<v Speaker 1>to you. But this drink is not served in oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know a bottle bottles of it may exist.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how you consume habusaki? There is a

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<v Speaker 1>gigantic clear glass jar sitting there. There's a big opening

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<v Speaker 1>at the top in this clear glass jar. I can't

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:11.560
<v Speaker 1>stress this enough. In this clear glass jar, there is

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<v Speaker 1>an entire pit viper. Obviously he's dead because he's completely

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<v Speaker 1>submerged in the alcohol. This one, if memory serves me,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whether this is custom or not. This one,

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<v Speaker 1>they had pride his mouth open so his fangs were

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<v Speaker 1>sticking out. It almost looked like he was striking that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe custom. I'm guessing it was custom. But the guys,

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<v Speaker 1>the gangsters we were drinking with insisted that we go

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<v Speaker 1>out and take our little cups and we dip them

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<v Speaker 1>in the top of this habu saki and we down one.

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<v Speaker 1>We did, and we were all three in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>throwing up in about ten seconds after that. If you

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<v Speaker 1>ever get the chance to take habu saki, I would

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<v Speaker 1>highly recommend not doing. However, if the choice ever came

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<v Speaker 1>between drinking another shot of habu saki or listening to

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck Schumer's voice, I can't guarantee which way I would go.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you Gorzach. I want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind and you will

0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:23.239
<v Speaker 1>pay the price. You won't know what hit you if

0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:28.880
<v Speaker 1>you go forward with these awful decisions. Who has a

0:35:29.040 --> 0:35:32.520
<v Speaker 1>voice like that? My goodness? All right, we still have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot to go on the Jesse Kelly Show. Elon Musk,

0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:39.560
<v Speaker 1>of course he's been in the news. Elon Musk thinks

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<v Speaker 1>somebody might try to kill him. I say, he's not

0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:48.239
<v Speaker 1>necessarily wrong, and probably more importantly, almost undoubtedly more importantly,

0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:51.759
<v Speaker 1>someone has a question by email. They have a very

0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 1>specific question about the FBI and what hasn't been released

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<v Speaker 1>to the public, and I think this is something we

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<v Speaker 1>should all dig into together, don't you All? That's still

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<v Speaker 1>to come on the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember Jesse. At

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<v Speaker 1>review about how handsome I Am is critical for the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go eat some cookies. Hang on