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Speaker 1: a Tuesday. It is a Tuesday, and well, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: We have to talk about the firebombing of an anti

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Speaker 1: He's probably right. We have violence from the left, suppose

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Speaker 1: been ruined all that. It would probably do some history tonight,

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Speaker 1: Before we get to any of that, though, I had

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Speaker 1: He doesn't listen to the show, so I'm comfortable say

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Speaker 1: Kellys don't stay with anybody, and we don't want anyone

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Speaker 1: remember last summer when the Antifa slash Black Lives Matter

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Speaker 1: everything is welcome. We're an equal opportunity show around here, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Unlike you, Chris. I am all right. So what I

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Speaker 1: was talking about. The rules have changed. They're changing rapidly.

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Speaker 1: good you know what, Chris, that's a good thing. Rabbit hole,

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Speaker 1: what rabbit hole of nastiness. That's you would never come

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Speaker 1: Before we get to that, I'm gonna talk first about me,

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Speaker 1: what Chris, I'm gonna talk about me. When I was

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Speaker 1: in the Marines, we would do and I still think

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Speaker 1: this is something they do, but I don't know. The

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Speaker 1: whole combat Iraq Afghanistan thing. I know screwed this up

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Speaker 1: a lot. We would do six months deployments overseas before

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Speaker 1: there was combat. You just go and I've told you

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Speaker 1: this before. The one I did before Iraq kicked off,

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Speaker 1: which screwed up my second one, dang it. The one

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Speaker 1: I did was Okaawa and we went to an illegal

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Speaker 1: bar there and I threw up. And I'll explain exactly

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Speaker 1: what happened in just a moment. Before I get to that,

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Speaker 1: we were just talking about how skizy and nasty the

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Speaker 1: world is, how dangerous it is. That's not going to change.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I opened up the show talking about how

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Speaker 1: we are descending. We don't have to celebrate it. Sure

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Speaker 1: you're not happy we do have to be prepared though, right,

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Speaker 1: do you have a Hero gun yet? Does your wife?

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Speaker 1: Does your husband? Does? Your mom? Who lives alone? Now

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Speaker 1: that daughter you sent off to college? Do they have

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Speaker 1: Hero guns? It's a non lethal gun. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to hear any Oh, they're not a gun guy, she's

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Speaker 1: not a gun girl. No, I don't want to hear

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Speaker 1: any excuses. This is a non lethal gun. It might

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Speaker 1: save your life or the life of the person you

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Speaker 1: love the most. Shoots a pepperball one hundred miles per hour.

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Speaker 1: It'll stop someone in their tracks when this thing explodes

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Speaker 1: on them. Trust me on that. Anyone can use it. Anyone.

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Speaker 1: It's got a laser sight. You point and squeeze. It's

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Speaker 1: that easy. You don't need some fancy concealed carry permits.

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Speaker 1: And there's a discount code you get a discount. Go

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Speaker 1: to Hero twenty twenty dot com and use the code

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Speaker 1: Jesse and that gets you a special discount Hero twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty dot com code Jesse. Oh God, an animally side

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Speaker 1: on me. Jesse Kelly, don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And no Chris, no

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Speaker 1: care oky for me. I don't want Look, I'm so

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Speaker 1: multi talented. I don't want to show off my voice. Chris, Now,

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Speaker 1: in all seriousness, I have the worst voice we Kelly's.

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Speaker 1: By the way, it's the Jesse Kelly Show. You can

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Speaker 1: email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on to my story here. In just

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Speaker 1: a moment, we were talking about the forbidden and speakeasies

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Speaker 1: in New York and whatnot. But just really briefly, the

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Speaker 1: Kellys don't have any real artistic talent, and I mean

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Speaker 1: nobody in the family. We're a bit more of a

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Speaker 1: construction russ spelt type family. It's no Chris, I didn't

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Speaker 1: say I wasn't talented. Okay, all right. I finished in

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Speaker 1: the top two thirds of my high school class. I'll

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Speaker 1: have you know. I'm uber talented. The point is the

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Speaker 1: Kellys don't sing, they don't draw, they don't play musical instruments,

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Speaker 1: they don't dance. We don't have any of those abilities.

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Speaker 1: The wife, the wife won't even dance with me anymore.

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Speaker 1: You know what she says. It's like telling me this

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Speaker 1: isn't rude. She says, it's like dancing with a grizzly bear.

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Speaker 1: That's not very nice, she says. She accuses me, Chris,

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Speaker 1: of trying to take charge only not knowing what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like me at all. That doesn't say. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna reject that. I reject that. All right, shut up,

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Speaker 1: back to my story. We're gonna get back to all

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Speaker 1: the politics here in a minute. Okinawa Marines. We go

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Speaker 1: over there for a six month deployment. And I've told

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Speaker 1: you this before. Whenever you would go somewhere or be

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Speaker 1: in the close proximity of somewhere in the Marines, they

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Speaker 1: would give you a list, a list of things of

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Speaker 1: places you weren't allowed to go, and they would give

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Speaker 1: you the addresses, the names and addresses. I still remember it.

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Speaker 1: It was amazing, Hey don't go here, here, here, and here.

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Speaker 1: Well again, this is the Marines. You might as have

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Speaker 1: just drive us there and drop us, drop us off.

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Speaker 1: We go out one night and we are legally enjoying

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Speaker 1: ourselves in Okinawa. We were, we were on the up

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Speaker 1: and up. And then a couple cups of courage later

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Speaker 1: for the fellas and we decide we should definitely go

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Speaker 1: check out one of those places. Now ran because of course,

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Speaker 1: that's when you want to go check out. And remember,

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Speaker 1: some of these places were dangerous. Some of them were

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Speaker 1: drug hubs, some of them were known to be organized

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Speaker 1: crime hubs of the various Japanese Oh exactly, Chris, Well again,

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Speaker 1: you might as well just take me right to the

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Speaker 1: organized crime bar, because that's where I want to go. Anyway, Hey,

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Speaker 1: are there any gangsters in here? Kind of a thing

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Speaker 1: we go, We show up outside of this place and

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Speaker 1: it's it's just like something you would imagine in your mind.

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Speaker 1: We're on some street, some kind of side street in Okinawa,

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Speaker 1: and you have to go not in a front door,

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Speaker 1: not in a door, and then up some stairs to

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Speaker 1: a second floor bar. You have to go off the

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Speaker 1: sidewalk and go down these rocky stairs, and then you

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Speaker 1: have to knock on the door. They open it up,

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Speaker 1: and they decide whether or not they're gonna let you in,

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Speaker 1: and they let us in, and I'll I don't think

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Speaker 1: I've ever had so much fun in my entire life.

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Speaker 1: One the place was full of criminals. But we look,

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Speaker 1: we thought we were okay. There's three or four infantry marines.

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Speaker 1: We look, we probably had way more confidence than we

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Speaker 1: needed to have at the moment. So we go in

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Speaker 1: and we're partying it up and on the stage, I've

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Speaker 1: never broken the rule. That's turned out so well in

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Speaker 1: my life. On the stage was the greatest band I've

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Speaker 1: ever seen in a bar. Now, the band itself was

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Speaker 1: probably just above average, but they had some guy. He

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Speaker 1: was Japanese Jimmy Hendrix. I'm not even kidding. He had

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Speaker 1: this long hair and like the stuff Jimmie Hendricks to do.

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Speaker 1: You know how Jimmie Hendricks would pick up the guitar

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Speaker 1: and play it with his tongue and play play it well,

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Speaker 1: I don't mean just strumming on. He would play it

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Speaker 1: with his tongue. That was this guy. And he was

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Speaker 1: shreddned to Jimmy Hendrix songs all night long. And of

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Speaker 1: course we were getting along with all the gangsters that

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Speaker 1: everyone's buying everybody drinks and stuff like that, and it

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Speaker 1: was so much fun right up until a certain point.

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Speaker 1: You know what habu saki is. You don't know what

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Speaker 1: that is, Chris, I would not recommend you find out

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Speaker 1: in Okinawa. There are pit vipers, very poisonous, yes, they

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Speaker 1: will kill you. And the Japanese, well, the Okanawans. Look,

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Speaker 1: it's a real dispute whether Okanahwan's or Japanese. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going into this. We're just gonna call it the Japanese

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Speaker 1: for now to for simplicity's sake. They have figured out

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Speaker 1: some kind of rice based drink that involves this pit viper.

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Speaker 1: And look, you can image search it online if you

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Speaker 1: want to see what it looks like. I'm sure they're

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Speaker 1: out there. I'm sure an image search would show it

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Speaker 1: to you. But this drink is not served in oh.

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Speaker 1: I don't know a bottle bottles of it may exist.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how you consume habusaki? There is a

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Speaker 1: gigantic clear glass jar sitting there. There's a big opening

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Speaker 1: at the top in this clear glass jar. I can't

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Speaker 1: stress this enough. In this clear glass jar, there is

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Speaker 1: an entire pit viper. Obviously he's dead because he's completely

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Speaker 1: submerged in the alcohol. This one, if memory serves me,

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Speaker 1: I don't know whether this is custom or not. This one,

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Speaker 1: they had pride his mouth open so his fangs were

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Speaker 1: sticking out. It almost looked like he was striking that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe custom. I'm guessing it was custom. But the guys,

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Speaker 1: the gangsters we were drinking with insisted that we go

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Speaker 1: out and take our little cups and we dip them

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Speaker 1: in the top of this habu saki and we down one.

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Speaker 1: We did, and we were all three in the bathroom

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Speaker 1: throwing up in about ten seconds after that. If you

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Speaker 1: ever get the chance to take habu saki, I would

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Speaker 1: highly recommend not doing. However, if the choice ever came

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Speaker 1: between drinking another shot of habu saki or listening to

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Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer's voice, I can't guarantee which way I would go.

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Speaker 1: I want to tell you Gorzach. I want to tell

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Speaker 1: you Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind and you will

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Speaker 1: pay the price. You won't know what hit you if

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Speaker 1: you go forward with these awful decisions. Who has a

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Speaker 1: voice like that? My goodness? All right, we still have

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Speaker 1: a lot to go on the Jesse Kelly Show. Elon Musk,

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Speaker 1: of course he's been in the news. Elon Musk thinks

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Speaker 1: somebody might try to kill him. I say, he's not

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Speaker 1: necessarily wrong, and probably more importantly, almost undoubtedly more importantly,

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Speaker 1: someone has a question by email. They have a very

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Speaker 1: specific question about the FBI and what hasn't been released

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Speaker 1: to the public, and I think this is something we

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Speaker 1: should all dig into together, don't you All? That's still

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Speaker 1: to come on the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember Jesse. At

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com is the email address. Your love,

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Speaker 1: your hate, your death threats, you're asked, doctor Jesse questions.

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Speaker 1: All are welcome there and if you miss any part

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Speaker 1: of the show, download the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify,

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Speaker 1: and iTunes on iTunes. A five star rating in a

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Speaker 1: review about how handsome I Am is critical for the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go eat some cookies. Hang on