1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 3: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 3: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet. 6 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. 7 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,279 Speaker 4: You're a coward. 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat. 9 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and 10 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy. 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: I have friends. 12 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick. 13 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 3: Welcome to yet another edition of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble. 14 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 3: Our starting lineup. We have Shay and Irving, we have Dylan, 15 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 3: we have Bad Larry on the road and uh, big day, 16 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 3: raise the producer of this god forsaken program. Larry, Where 17 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 3: are you today? 18 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: Damn? 19 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 5: I'm sitting and raised. It's lunchtime, you know, workday, but 20 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 5: it is lunchtime. 21 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: You're supposed to be working. 22 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 2: Here. 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 5: Who's that work? 24 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: Who? 25 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 5: Dane Weinsdyke? 26 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 4: Okay, your networking? 27 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 5: Uh, how's that working? It's working? 28 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: Good? 29 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 5: Dying? 30 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 1: All right? How does all of this sound? Are we good? 31 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 1: Are baking here? We kind of moved into another room. 32 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 4: And this is a CIA black site. 33 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 1: This, yeah, does feel a little like you're not going 34 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:14,839 Speaker 1: to see. 35 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 4: Your family, the red light right down the barrel. 36 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, interrogating. Hold the newspaper up. 37 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, Is this an interrogation then? 38 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 3: No, no, no, not at all. I don't know what 39 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 3: it is. Not an interrogation. Let me recap from last week, 40 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 3: mad Larry. I thought you were driving through and you 41 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 3: were going to stop here this week. 42 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't leave till Monday, and we didn't leave 43 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 5: till late and again waves took me. We stayed on 44 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 5: eighty four does all the way to Bruceton, New York. 45 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 5: So you don't even come down to New Haven or Milford. 46 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 4: Okay, right, he's still spray tan though. 47 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. You still you got to pay up? Yep. 48 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, I we'll get that done. 49 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: I might have to. 50 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 5: I might have to walk through the car. I can't 51 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 5: hear you. Guys, my man, just leave this stuff here. 52 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 5: Let's leave my food here. 53 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 4: I'll be back for it, alright. I'm they know that. 54 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 5: I took the whole big table up front, and the 55 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 5: place getting a little crowded. 56 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 6: Oh one of those guys, huh yeah, shock, you take 57 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 6: the sixth seater on Metro North when you're by yourself. 58 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:16,839 Speaker 1: Too, put his feet in. 59 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, during rush hour. 60 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 3: Bat Larry lost four units last week, he's or no 61 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 3: two units, he's minus four. Dylan lost to your plus three, 62 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,239 Speaker 3: Shay lost one and a half, and now you're minus 63 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 3: one and a half. 64 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: Dude, what Houston? I mean? They just shut it down, Kevin. 65 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 1: They didn't score for like eight minutes straight, Kelvin. 66 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever, dirty. 67 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: You should have known. I should not have known they 68 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: wouldn't score for eight minutes. They don't score minutes Bananas, banana, yes, 69 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,119 Speaker 1: but but they don't score. I think a drug test 70 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: is warranted for who the entire team and Kelvin. 71 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 4: Dude think they should be on something and they're not. 72 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: That would excuse them. 73 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, bananas, lack of performance and answers. 74 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 3: Let me see if there's any Oh, I'm sure you're 75 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 3: happy about this. Italy didn't make the World Cup show Well, well, well. 76 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 4: Just have the just how the pan tooni crumbles sometimes. 77 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 3: Also, Dylan has a bet for you. Is this the 78 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 3: shot collar bet? 79 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, which Shae could use just in day to 80 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 4: day life. 81 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 6: Yeah, because we have I have Illinois, you have Ukon correct, Yes, 82 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 6: I do. So like a husky, you're gonna have to 83 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 6: wear a dog collar. Loser wears a dog collar. 84 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,119 Speaker 1: Is it a shot collar too? 85 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 4: Yeah? Not just like a regular dog collar. 86 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: Okay, so what happens? 87 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 4: So whoever loses? 88 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 6: And based on how many points, that's how many shocks 89 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 6: you're permitted to administer to the other one in. 90 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 4: That episode, let's do it. Hell yeah, Max setting. 91 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: Have you ever had a shot collar? 92 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 2: No? 93 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: I have not. Have you ever had a dog collar on? No, 94 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: I'm not. Have you ever put a dog collar on some? Yes? 95 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 4: Have you ever been walked around the living room? 96 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: Never? But I have walked. 97 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been the walker. 98 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: I've been the walker. Yeah. I don't get that. I 99 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: don't either. But a request is a request. Weist, Yes 100 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: you are, of course you are. 101 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 4: That sounds like it was a guy. 102 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 1: No. No, okay, So dog collar bet On Illinois and Yukon. 103 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,159 Speaker 1: Where do we get the dog collar? Have you picked 104 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: what out yet? 105 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 4: No? We can in order? Is there a high voltage one? 106 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: Oh? 107 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 6: Yeah, that one actually might be like it's gonna circuit 108 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 6: and yeah, kill you, which I mean imagine that episode 109 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 6: content in the show dying on that show. 110 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: That's pretty good. 111 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 4: Beetlejuice. 112 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,719 Speaker 3: So we're in a new podcast room, only temporary because 113 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,359 Speaker 3: we're building a whole big podcast empire. 114 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: Ye, yeah, yeah, or. 115 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,479 Speaker 6: Some We're somewhere outside Langley, Virginia right now, an undisclosed location. 116 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 3: Yes, it does have that feel though, but yeah, we're 117 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 3: building a whole new podcast room there. 118 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 4: It's gonna be nice. 119 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 1: Yeah. 120 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 3: I think it'll be done. Maybe when we get back 121 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 3: from the Draft in Pittsburgh. 122 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 6: Yeah, and then we're going legit Dan here, Yes we are. 123 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: They finally convinced me to spend some money. 124 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 3: We don't make any money on the podcast, but they said, 125 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 3: why don't the big german. 126 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 1: Goes, hey, why don't we you know, why don't we 127 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: build this out? I go why? Tax right off? Oh 128 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 1: it is? You guys are tax right off dependent. Are 129 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 1: you going to Pittsburgh for the Draft? I am yeah? 130 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 4: Are you well, Dan? You know it's very close to Pittsburgh. 131 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: West Virginia track. Are you guys going to try to 132 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 1: do this? 133 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,600 Speaker 4: I think we're going to go full disguise? 134 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 1: Okay you are? I think so I gotta get in. 135 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: I have to bet on the other dogs. 136 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,799 Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, it's only an hour away. 137 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: When Gavin Newsom is like the next Caesar in America, 138 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: He's gonna long dog racing, so I have to you 139 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:02,919 Speaker 1: got to get it before. 140 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,159 Speaker 4: He looks like he's at the dog track a nicer 141 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 4: suit on. 142 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:10,280 Speaker 1: It looks like No, he would be at the horse racing. No, 143 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: he'd be at the the human racing. No, Kentucky Derby, Yeah, 144 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: he would be at the Derby. 145 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, he's at the people a horse. 146 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 1: That got caught for juicing. No, he wouldn't. 147 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 4: There's a Bafferty equality. 148 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 149 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,640 Speaker 3: Why are we down on what Gavin Newsom at? 150 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 1: Okay, right, you want to get it started, let's go. 151 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 1: What do you wait? What happened here? Well, Gavin Newsom 152 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 1: besides exploding the budget for California and turning into tyranny 153 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: over COVID, what do you care? Well, because he might 154 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: be the next president. He could win the primary easy, 155 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 1: I put money on it. 156 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,000 Speaker 4: He's definitely gearing up for it. 157 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. 158 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 3: But he used to be married to the woman who 159 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 3: is Themberly Yeah, Kim Guilfoyle, who was Don Junior's fiance, 160 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,160 Speaker 3: and then they broke up, and then I think she 161 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 3: got shipped to grease to Gree's an ambassador. 162 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,720 Speaker 4: I think they're like, Greece, your economy is in the toilet. 163 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: Why don't don't give a shit about you. 164 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,080 Speaker 4: He is literally made out of rubber and ship o. 165 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: But you, I allegedly I think not for that one. 166 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: But but uh, I think she's like an ambassador to Greece? 167 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 4: Is that right? 168 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 1: Ray? Yeah? She was Okay, she was sure she is. 169 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: She's the ambassador to Grease legitimately that is that? 170 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 6: Does I do love the like doling out of ambassadorships 171 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 6: to like your friends and family, just being like that 172 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 6: doesn't matter. 173 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 3: Well, that might have been Don Junior saying you got 174 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 3: to get her out of my life please, she's. 175 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: Going to write a book. Yeah. Tiger Woods, Oh dude, 176 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: crash is his car? 177 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 2: Uh? 178 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: Would you like to give any advice to Tiger in 179 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: this situation? I mean no, but I would. I can empathize, 180 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 1: like with what he's going through. I get it, like 181 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,240 Speaker 1: he doesn't have a you know, the argument is, why 182 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,080 Speaker 1: don't you have a driver? Why aren't you? Bill Clinton? 183 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 1: Like he Bill Clinton set the actual parameter of being 184 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: a dirtbag in public. But if I'm Tiger, I'm not 185 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 1: doing that in front of anybody. I'm alone, solo mission, 186 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: getting drugs. Yes, doing my thing. Yes, it just sucks. 187 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,679 Speaker 1: These pills are fucking bad, dude. 188 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 4: I'm surprised, like, but. 189 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: He's all banged up. The pills are bad. 190 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,120 Speaker 3: It's just I know, but he's always gonna have He's 191 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 3: always going to have that chronic pin that doesn't go 192 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 3: away unless you find other medic I don't know. 193 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: I would go to India, do some yoga, quit taking 194 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,600 Speaker 1: whatever he's taken allegedly for looking like a ship's dude, 195 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 1: I don't know. 196 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 6: I think he's had the back problem down. He's had 197 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 6: the back problems and like three like. 198 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 1: He looks like fucking Jeff Bezos. 199 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 4: How did he keep crashing? So he was sober though? 200 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: No? What? Oh he was haired? 201 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,199 Speaker 4: I thought they just found the pills. 202 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 1: No, no, his eyes were well, it. 203 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:02,319 Speaker 6: Looks like like like according to like, he didn't get 204 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 6: a duy. 205 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 1: Well he didn't take the test breath yes, right, he 206 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,840 Speaker 1: blew zeros, except he refused to take the piss tests, 207 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 1: which you automatically get charged for. Was pilled out. Yeah. Yeah, 208 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 1: pills are fucking nasty, dude. 209 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 3: If you're that messed up, you've you've left two of 210 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,080 Speaker 3: those hydro codone pills in your pocket. 211 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:23,839 Speaker 1: And you didn't even think to. 212 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,880 Speaker 4: Eat them immediate juice world it. 213 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, well I think just throwing the pills 214 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,320 Speaker 3: out would have you gotta Yeah, but he was there 215 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 3: on his phone well after the accident for the police quay. 216 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,800 Speaker 4: At that point, he's probably in pain. I would have 217 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,440 Speaker 4: eat in the pills. 218 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 1: I mean, the dude is in trouble. He's in serious trouble. 219 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: It sucks. 220 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 3: It sucks as far as brackets go. Uh, Duke Duke 221 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:52,160 Speaker 3: is out. Uh, everybody happy that Duke is out there? 222 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 6: Are is Duke the most like universally hated or hateable 223 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 6: team in sports? 224 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 4: They're definitely out. Cowboys Cowboys are up there. 225 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:01,480 Speaker 1: Yankees Yankees. 226 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, but the Cowboys don't do anything to warrant disliking them. 227 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: I think that's why there's more hate, because it is 228 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 1: because there's such a focus on them and they don't 229 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,040 Speaker 1: do shit. 230 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,839 Speaker 4: But ya in modern day, like Duke now doesn't really know. 231 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,559 Speaker 3: They you need a white guy that you hate, yeah, 232 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 3: and they don't have a white guy you hate. Like 233 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,800 Speaker 3: Braylen Mullins. If he played for Duke the Yukon's hat, 234 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,960 Speaker 3: then you could go, oh, I hate he looks like 235 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:25,520 Speaker 3: a Duke guy. 236 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, the Yankees aren't hateable. 237 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 4: I hate the Yankees chiefs. 238 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,840 Speaker 1: I think people probably say it hatable. Yeah, Patriots, Uh, 239 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,720 Speaker 1: anytime is on Tom Brady period, Yeah, Tom Brady, Yeah, 240 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:45,440 Speaker 1: Yale Lebron you know, Larry would do you like to 241 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,640 Speaker 1: add anything, uh to the. 242 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 5: Conversation, you guys, You guys just keep talkings hard for 243 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,480 Speaker 5: me to jump in there. Tiger, big trouble. I don't 244 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,200 Speaker 5: know what. I don't even know how to help him out. 245 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 5: Forget I agree with say about the driver, or forget 246 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 5: the drive. He's got to give up drinking. 247 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,839 Speaker 1: No, he doesn't drink. Imagine imagine if he got off 248 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:09,400 Speaker 1: like the downers and got on the uppers. No, he 249 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,560 Speaker 1: shouldn't be on any of those right, of course not. 250 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:12,960 Speaker 1: But he needs to be. 251 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 3: He needs to have somebody who is going to regulate 252 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,040 Speaker 3: pain medicine for him that is legitimate. 253 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: That's the problem he'll be. 254 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,679 Speaker 4: Speedball might have helped with not crashing that. Yeah, he 255 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 4: had a little bit of. 256 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: Juice real quick. Uh. 257 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,160 Speaker 3: Anthony Edwards missed the opening tip for a bathroom break, 258 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,199 Speaker 3: and he actually played really well. I think history shows 259 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,439 Speaker 3: guys who need a bathroom. 260 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 4: Paul Pierce, Paul Pierce. 261 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,920 Speaker 1: Need a bathroom break, come back and they play. 262 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,720 Speaker 4: Well lamar. 263 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 1: Well yeah yeah, bathroom. 264 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 4: He went to the bathroom break, came back through a 265 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,720 Speaker 4: like forty four yard touchdown. Yeah, won the game. Oh 266 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:58,600 Speaker 4: yeah he needed a back. Yeah for sure. He took 267 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 4: a bathroom break. 268 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, he almost took. 269 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 4: The big bathroom breakout in the big break. 270 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,240 Speaker 1: The biggest. 271 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, that whole thing that what is the book called 272 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,360 Speaker 3: the death in Life of lamar Odam. 273 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 6: And now there's a dock out now one of the 274 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 6: untold I have no interest. I was gonna say, that's 275 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,280 Speaker 6: what I like. They've started to press. They've started to 276 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 6: grasp at straws a little bit with some of those 277 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,440 Speaker 6: sports documentaries where I'm like, this is a very like 278 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,520 Speaker 6: blip on the radar in the grand scheme of things. 279 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 6: It's not like it's like some huge yeah. 280 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 2: Uh. 281 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,319 Speaker 3: Recapping the bets from last week, Bad Larry's Final four, 282 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 3: Duke Florida Arizona Michigan title game, Arizona over Duke. Let's 283 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,440 Speaker 3: see Dylan Final four, Saint John's Illinois perdue Michigan. 284 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:47,119 Speaker 1: You got Purdue winning the title. That won't happen. 285 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 4: Obviously probably not. 286 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, uh yeah, that that doesn't look very good there 287 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 3: for you. 288 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,440 Speaker 4: No, no, but that's kind of to be expected. 289 00:12:55,720 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 1: And Shay has Kansas Houston the Mormons once again, and 290 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 1: let me do suck Kansas Houston b yu Texas Tech. 291 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 6: Imagine though, Houston, amazing, Houston parlayed all this. 292 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,160 Speaker 1: Houston to beat Texas Tech. Yeah. 293 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,560 Speaker 4: If you parlayed all those and it happened, the man. 294 00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:20,439 Speaker 1: Man, imagine, that's why we do it. 295 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:24,400 Speaker 3: Okay, Dylan, you're you're the clubhouse leader here, so you 296 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 3: lead off bets for this weekend. 297 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 6: Refreshing all right, As we said, I've got Illinois minus 298 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,320 Speaker 6: the one and half against Yukon. I have to admit 299 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,680 Speaker 6: I am nervous about this. Yukon does have sort of 300 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 6: those team of Destiny vibes again, but I. 301 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,680 Speaker 1: Don't think it's a great team by any stretch. 302 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,559 Speaker 4: They just keep sucking. 303 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,960 Speaker 1: I just it's the coach. It's the coach. It's something 304 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 1: mania like a path win. All right, what else do 305 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:50,400 Speaker 1: you have? 306 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,320 Speaker 6: I also got Arizona plus one and a half against 307 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:58,199 Speaker 6: Michigan Illinois to win the title plus four hundred. I 308 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,640 Speaker 6: need a new title guy, all right, And I'm gonna 309 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 6: bet one of the hypothetical matchups, which is Illinois plus 310 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,800 Speaker 6: three and a half against Arizona. 311 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,120 Speaker 1: Are you sure that's not five and a half. 312 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, the Yukon's five and a half. 313 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 6: Okay, So Yukon against Michigan and Arizona's getting five and 314 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 6: a half. 315 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So Illinois getting three and a half 316 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,199 Speaker 3: against Arizona. 317 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, which is hypothetical. 318 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's no bet or you know, no bet 319 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 6: if they don't make it, okay, And then I got 320 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,600 Speaker 6: a Valero Texas opened bet. Dan, he's just a little 321 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 6: primer for the masters. 322 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. 323 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, Ludwig the win plus fourteen fifty, that's it? 324 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:38,200 Speaker 5: Okay, bad Larry, you're up, okay, Dan, I guess still 325 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 5: and saw my picks. I have Arizona. Don't want to 326 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 5: read him if I had him, Larry, and I have 327 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 5: Illinois minus still one and a half against Yukon. 328 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 1: I added. 329 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 5: I don't know if Ray saw it or I added 330 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 5: very late while I was sitting and raised having my breakfast. 331 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,440 Speaker 5: I added the over in that Yukon game. 332 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 1: Okay. 333 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 5: I didn't have a lot on it yet, but I 334 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 5: just took the over whatever it is, because Illinois is 335 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 5: going to beat him and they're going to score. 336 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,640 Speaker 4: Yes, Ray, that's the easier. 337 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,760 Speaker 1: It's one thirty nine and a half. 338 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 5: Over one thirty nine and a half. Perfect. And then 339 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,520 Speaker 5: I want you know, I bet you Marlins yesterday against 340 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 5: the White Sox given to one and a half runs. 341 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,800 Speaker 5: Today the line is not even that bad, not even 342 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 5: given runs. So I'm going to take the Marlins against 343 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 5: the White Sox again in Major League Baseball. 344 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 1: Major League Oh, thank you, thank you. It's Major MLB. Yeah, 345 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 1: thank you. Capital m there. 346 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 6: So I'm going to add the under in the Yukon game, 347 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,160 Speaker 6: just to my man, just to separate myself a little bit, right. 348 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably gonna be seventy sixty eight. 349 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, the cruise right in there? 350 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? 351 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,080 Speaker 6: Should I mean it? Now we have to bet on 352 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 6: your shot. Now, we have to bet on the exact score. 353 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 6: Where's my phone? 354 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 1: All right, Shay? All right? In the basketball, Danny, you 355 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 1: got big blue money line against the herpe gannasipile A Juniors, 356 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:02,960 Speaker 1: Yukon money line against Lana Okay, And in the base 357 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:07,120 Speaker 1: of Battle my Cardinals plus one forty against your Mets, 358 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 1: Mariners lane one fifteen against the Yankees, and then Rangels 359 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:16,640 Speaker 1: Orioles over eight and a half. You know who I 360 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,600 Speaker 1: picked for the cy young in the National League. Lozardo 361 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 1: first came out eer a nine points. 362 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 4: What did you see? 363 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 6: Paul skeins the ra after his first start it was 364 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 6: like sixty Yeah, I know he actually I forget what 365 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:29,760 Speaker 6: the numbers were. 366 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,280 Speaker 4: But to throw it under. 367 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 6: Two era for the season, he has to basically just 368 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 6: go scoreless like every start. 369 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 4: I think you can give up like five runs. 370 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 1: Yikes. Big day. 371 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 3: Ray said that we should give you ninety seconds Shay 372 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 3: versus the world. You live in a house of women 373 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 3: and this is your escape, this podcast. Is there anything 374 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 3: that you haven't said that you want to say for 375 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 3: your escape? I didn't realize that there was. Oh he's 376 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,240 Speaker 3: even he's got a. 377 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:03,680 Speaker 4: Timer on me. 378 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, he got a timer. Should we do ninety or 379 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 1: a minute? A minute's fine? Yeah, okay, fine, we don't 380 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,560 Speaker 1: torture the audience. Yeah anymore? Already I was. I was 381 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: in Vermont the other weekend. The kids all ski, the 382 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,720 Speaker 1: roommates skis. I don't, what do you do? Explore the town? 383 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,000 Speaker 1: So I was exploring the town and I was in 384 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:28,120 Speaker 1: the coffee shop and they had, you know, thirty dollars spoons, 385 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:32,399 Speaker 1: you could buy one hundred dollars fucking gojo berries and 386 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 1: all this fancy stuff. And there was a couple, two women, 387 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 1: you know, in love, and one of them was ordering 388 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 1: their food or their coffee, and she got on the 389 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 1: speakerphone on her phone speaker she was like, honey, do 390 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,000 Speaker 1: you want the latte or the cappuccino? And just over 391 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,320 Speaker 1: and over on speakerphone, loud as hell in this store, 392 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,920 Speaker 1: this beautiful store that had all these nick next to whatever. 393 00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there listening to these two women talk 394 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,880 Speaker 1: about what latte they should get, and so I said 395 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,879 Speaker 1: you should get a black coffee. And she got very 396 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,399 Speaker 1: upset with me, and I said, well, if you're going 397 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,119 Speaker 1: to talk like that, we're all in on the conversation. 398 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,879 Speaker 1: Why the hell you think we're in your house like 399 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,200 Speaker 1: your speakerphone. You're talking on your speakerphone. What the fuck 400 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:12,600 Speaker 1: do you do? 401 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 2: Why? 402 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:13,880 Speaker 1: Why do you do it? 403 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,840 Speaker 4: That is a that is a age old you. 404 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 1: This is not your house. This is public fucking property. 405 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,000 Speaker 4: The plane is not. 406 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:25,439 Speaker 1: That's sixty seconds, good too, speakerphone. I hate it. 407 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,159 Speaker 4: Speakerphone on the plane. I've I've. 408 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 1: But yeah, that's yeah, you're off the speakerphone in the 409 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,000 Speaker 1: coffee shop. Yeah, we just picked I don't want to 410 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,840 Speaker 1: lie behind her. I don't get I don't understand the why. 411 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,199 Speaker 3: Well, the problem on the plane is it's noisy on 412 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 3: the plane, and then you're yelling into your phone even 413 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,639 Speaker 3: though the person on the other end there is no noise, like, 414 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,720 Speaker 3: they don't need for you to yell. You're just yelling 415 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,720 Speaker 3: at all, yelling because it's loud, so you want to 416 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 3: hear yourself. Yeah, that's I got a problem. 417 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:54,399 Speaker 1: That's brutal. 418 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 4: I think picking up the phone, like. 419 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,679 Speaker 1: The plane, any speakerphone in public is dirty. 420 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't get why. 421 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,639 Speaker 6: It seems like more like I don't know, why do 422 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:08,320 Speaker 6: you want the people to be hearing what you're saying. Also, 423 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,800 Speaker 6: the people on the other end probably don't even know 424 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,000 Speaker 6: they're on speaker and all of a sudden they say something. 425 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,760 Speaker 1: They're probably on speaker too, but. 426 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,800 Speaker 4: They're probably not in public. 427 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: But you're going to the draft. Yeah, Okayitsburgh. 428 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,399 Speaker 3: Okay, you got a problem with Pittsburgh like you do? 429 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 3: Oh so you like Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh wants to be Cincinnati 430 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:31,480 Speaker 3: since a nasty no Pittsburgh. They want to be like Cincinnati. 431 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,560 Speaker 1: I don't know they do. Pittsburgh has its own culture, 432 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,840 Speaker 1: completely separate. 433 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 4: Can you just google what's better Cincinnati or Pittsburgh. 434 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:41,600 Speaker 1: It's the dude in for the win, so we asked Rock. 435 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, oh it says. It says they both suck. 436 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,560 Speaker 1: No, that's come on, come on, Dylan. 437 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,359 Speaker 4: I feel like I guess you know what. 438 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,119 Speaker 1: Pittsburgh. I like Pittsburgh a lot, Steel Town I do. 439 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,600 Speaker 4: I do want to go to a Pirates game there 440 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,480 Speaker 4: because I buckos. 441 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,400 Speaker 1: You want to go see a game there? I would 442 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 1: love to do that. Yeah, and the food there is 443 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,280 Speaker 1: very underrated. They got some nice, nice casino in Pittsburgh. 444 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:06,960 Speaker 4: Oh, there's a Wheeling. 445 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,120 Speaker 1: There's one in West Virginia. I mean, we'll go there 446 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: for sure. 447 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,639 Speaker 6: I have a But so, they love parogis and like 448 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:17,440 Speaker 6: Polish food there. Polish people are the worst form of dumpling. 449 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a I'm not a big. 450 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,520 Speaker 4: It's like boiled. 451 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: Europe. Yeah, right anything. 452 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,840 Speaker 4: Groc is really struggling right now, right it broke down 453 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,640 Speaker 4: the next game that. 454 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,360 Speaker 1: They have, We'll just say Cincinnati is better. They recommend 455 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:42,680 Speaker 1: the under Yeah. I like Pittsburgh. I like Pittsburgh. Yes, 456 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 1: I think it's uh fun town. 457 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,200 Speaker 4: Will you go to the pirates game? 458 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:52,520 Speaker 1: There is no pirate game while we're there. We explored 459 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:59,840 Speaker 1: that on the show. Thanks for listening, eleven. Okay, that's it. 460 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 1: I think we've done all that we were going to 461 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: do today in our new, uh little place. 462 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, it is intimate. 463 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,640 Speaker 1: It is way too intimate. 464 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 4: Oh you think so. 465 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:15,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little too a little tight kind of like, yeah, okay, 466 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,960 Speaker 1: Trauma Bond in here. Yeah we could what trauma Bond. 467 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 1: I go through some dark shit and then you come 468 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,560 Speaker 1: out much closer, like prison or murder or rehab that 469 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 1: kind of thing, or like being stuck in an elevator 470 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:31,560 Speaker 1: exactly exactly, or being like kidnapped Trauma Bond. 471 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, has anyone been kidnapped? 472 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 1: No? Well, I don't think I took it. 473 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,560 Speaker 4: I don't think this table is really you did you 474 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,360 Speaker 4: were the kidnapper? 475 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, me and a buddy of mine. He was the father. 476 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 1: Oh from mom, you broke in took the kid. We 477 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:49,240 Speaker 1: broke in took the kid. Yeah, did what happened? Well, 478 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,199 Speaker 1: buddy of mine, his uh baby mama was like a 479 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,720 Speaker 1: drug addict and he was really worried about the kid. 480 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,360 Speaker 1: It's a baby like three months old, six months old, 481 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 1: and uh, he said, we got to go take the 482 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,480 Speaker 1: kid's all right, So we got in the car and 483 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,880 Speaker 1: went to Walmart got a car seat for the kid. 484 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,040 Speaker 1: That took like an hour to fucking set up. That 485 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,640 Speaker 1: was crazy. Were you kind of like raising Arizona? Yeah, 486 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,520 Speaker 1: I mean pretty close like I was. I didn't have kids, 487 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,480 Speaker 1: I wasn't married to the roommate or nothing. I was 488 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,440 Speaker 1: a single dude in Minnesota, and buddy mine who worked 489 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 1: with me, was like, dude, I gotta get my kid. 490 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,720 Speaker 1: I was like, all right, let's fucking ride. We went 491 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,679 Speaker 1: and kicked the door in. We kicked the door in, 492 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 1: and she was like in the other room. The kids 493 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 1: literally in the fucking living room in a diaper alone, 494 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 1: And we grabbed the fucking kid and run out the door. 495 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,080 Speaker 1: Stay the kid kids nineteen right now? Yeah? 496 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, how's the mom? 497 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,639 Speaker 1: She owes a lot of child support. Yeah. Does the 498 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: kid know what happened? I don't know. 499 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,679 Speaker 4: I never met him, okay as a grown up. 500 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,280 Speaker 1: As a grown up. Yeah, but his dad never said, hey, 501 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 1: by the way, we broke her. I've never asked him this. Yeah, dude, Yeah, 502 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,320 Speaker 1: dude's a dad. 503 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:53,080 Speaker 4: Is he the pit bull guy? 504 00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a pit bull guy. 505 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,320 Speaker 4: How did we not connect that immediately? 506 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 3: There's a lot of stuff that happened we say that 507 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,280 Speaker 3: gid Minneapolis. 508 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,040 Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff that happened in going down. Yeah, 509 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,639 Speaker 1: this was in Wisconsin, in the wood, Wisconsin. 510 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,119 Speaker 3: Okayright, metha, how about we let Larry go because Larry's 511 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:12,560 Speaker 3: got Larry. 512 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 5: I got my I got my soup on the table. 513 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,440 Speaker 5: I gotta go back in and finish. 514 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:21,359 Speaker 1: It, all right, Okay, minnestrolia later, guys, Okay, thanks Larry. 515 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 1: We won't be chatting later. 516 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, he says that, what kind of soup do you think? 517 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,440 Speaker 1: Potato leak? 518 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 4: Potato leak? I don't you don't like potato leak. I 519 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,960 Speaker 4: don't know, you said, Ministran. 520 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 1: I don't like French onion neither. I don't like Minnestroani. 521 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,560 Speaker 1: I don't like French onion. MINESTROTI soups are hard for me. 522 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,199 Speaker 1: I like a passole, the Mexican soup with tortilla chips 523 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,919 Speaker 1: and chili. That was probably French onion soups. Great, fuck that, 524 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 1: the onions and the cheese. Gotta like do a goddamn 525 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,720 Speaker 1: you can't be on your first date and have French onion. 526 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,119 Speaker 1: What you do is you order a hot dog. Hot dogs. 527 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 1: That's what you do with your first date. Rots, Rots. 528 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,520 Speaker 1: Why you can see how she handles. 529 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,480 Speaker 4: It, She can see how you handle it. 530 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,880 Speaker 1: Hey man, it's six brother, how about we call it? 531 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 1: That's it. I'm gonna I'm gonna call it. 532 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:16,720 Speaker 3: Uh So, thanks for joining us for another episode of 533 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,400 Speaker 3: Dan Patrick takes a gamble for Shae and Irving bad 534 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:23,200 Speaker 3: Larry in the Jersey Shore. Dylan, Big day, Ray yours truly, 535 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,240 Speaker 3: We'll talk to you next week.